What gets me is? Why would there be sparks and steam at that warehouse is beyond me?! Especially when nobody was there before they went in? That is a OSHA violation itself..💢😂🤣
I love this movie purely because of the amazing 80s vibe it gives me. It's like I'm really back there in that decade again, playing crappy Commodore 64 games, watching hired movies on a VCR and waiting for the weekend when my family would eat takeaway on Friday nights.
@@tayhawkins9235 "anybody want to get high?" Best line in Tango and Cash. Fun fact, Tango and Cash was the very last movie to be released in theaters in the 80's
All I have to do when watching my nephews is show them movies we watched growing up, they are always reluctant to watch them, 2 minutes after Cobra or whatever starts, they are hooked
Fun fact: Sylvester Stallone wrote Cobra as a draft for Eddie Murphy's Beverly Hills Cop, but was turned down cuz it was too gritty and violent. So he went and made his script into a movie. That is how Cobra came to be
@@dc7236 I don't remember where I saw it but it stuck with me cuz I'd have never made that connection otherwise. I always thought that was a cool lil nugget of info
I'm baffled people don't realize how good scissors are for slicing pizza... seriously, it's friggin' great! AND possible to do with one hand, only requirement that it's the right hand.
there was a lot of cheese in the 80s (like this one), of course, some greats too. 90s was also pretty cool. but 70s was the greatest decade in Hollywood. countless great movies came out then
I love that this movie was Stallone's idea for Beverly Hills Cop. And when they told him they wanted a comedy, he made this instead. Mostly as an excuse to flirt with the chick who would be his wife...temporary.
Pretty sure it's to give the impression the Cult is full of powerful and corrupt people, such as the female cop. Or maybe that's my brain trying to find logic in an illogical situation.
As above, you are lucky. I was going to see this on my 11th birthday when it came out in HK. Uncle was going to take me to the cinema to see this but it got shot down by his wife and my 2 elder sisters. Ended up seeing ‘A Better Tomorrow’ weeks later though.
I loved this movie as a ten year old kid in the eighties! Every weekend from ages 7 to 17 my cousin and I would rent 1 action, one comedy and one horror/thriller!
Good analysis of this'80s classic. I was also impressed by Cobras ability to do witness protection detail. Always walk the witness out the front door of the hospital get into a highly customized hot rod and Burn Rubber for about two city blocks. You know, so as not to draw attention.
Also, make sure to take the witness to a secluded location where there's zero backup, despite the fact that you personally believe there's an entire army of psychopaths who are trying to kill them. Standard operating procedure.
Randomly got recommended your Seagal videos so I’m starting to watch the other ones now too. I’ll be recommending your channel to everyone. Your narration is top class 👌🏼
Wow... so it IS an unwritten rule that no one can ever speak of brian playing shao kahn in MK annihilation... space ice didnt even make a shao kahn joke through his whole video... i know cuz i was waiting for it the whole time. Alas! It did not come to pass...
One of the best quotes is at the last scene. The lieutenant congratulates Stallone and asks what the city can do to repay him for saving LA from an evil cult. Stallone says they could pay to fix his car. The lieutenant says he sure wishes he could but it’s not in the budget.
Totally a movie trope- the cop uses their personal car to do their business. Fast forward to Bad Boys and Mike Lowery asks to have his Porche fixed and the captain says "No, that's why we drive police cars..." Fast forward to Jack Reacher and he says "Cops never vote democrate and they never drive their own cars" and the cop shrugs like... "yeah". Yup. IRL cops don't drive their own cars. The liability is way too much. Cobra was a fun movie, but nothing like the real world, until the Captain said, "Sorry, it's just not in the budget". That was the most realistic line in the scene.
Fun fact. The knife model used by the villain in Cobra. Is the same type of knife that Varg Vikernes was pictured with during the satanic panic in norway in the early 90s.
You forgot the Endless Fashion Sequence. The one where the movie forgets about the plot and Bridget Neilsen takes charge for, like, three minutes or ever. Best Fashion Sequence ever.
"This perfectly normal gentlemen, takes over a grocery store and really fucking hates produce!!!" 🤣🤣🤣☠☠🤣😅 Damn this movie is badass and very underrated.
Holy shit. The main villain is the same guy that played Shao Kahn in the original MK movie! Didn't think he had any other credits. (Then again, I didn't look...)
@@mikes5637 Not shocking. And his hammy delivery just made it a stronger point. Lol Actually, he's not far off from that guy who's a convict-turned-model. (I forget his name but I'm sure someone will know who I mean)
He's the guy that Arnold gutted as the terminator in the very beginning of the first movie. He's the one that said "Hey, what's wrong with this picture?" as Arnie was walking up naked.
Cobra is the most over the top Sylvester Stallone movie since the Sylvester Stallone movie "Over The Top." Holy shit I died laughing! Your narration couldn't be anymore on point lmfao. Please keep the content coming and you've earned a faithful subscriber! Awesome stuff here!
This movie is a hidden gem everyone must see who loves cheesy 80s action movies. I instantly fell in love with this movie. So many great one liners especially towards the end of the movie and the opening scene is awesome. Pretty hilarious to.
Aside from the first two Rocky films, and the last true Rocky film, nothing in Stallone's filmography can touch it. The scene where he snatched the shirt off the dude who tried to pop tall on him was worth the price of admission, by itself. It really was the way of the new world.
@@resevoirdog That's about 1.26 million murders a year. Yeah,... no. I think this story must take place in an alternate universe. Which explains a lot.
I lost it when that security guard got smashed by the van.. omg 😆😂🤣 What was he thinking!? Just move 5 feet over and you live! Instead he emptied his 38. and just stands there. Wow! Multiple watches.
"With a little quick thinking he makes the genius decision to walk into the middle of the street and stare at her" omg where has your channel been my whole life, im still laughing
This was one of Sly’s best movies ever! I wish I was alive in the 80’s to have scene this in theaters. So much of this didn’t make sense and it was incredible!
‘Is there really a health code that you have to take a mop bucket up the stairs?, there is no way that that is true, anyways’, fuckin gold mate, just gold 😂😂😂🇦🇺🍻
My Dad's coworker owned a video rental store back then so my Dad used to get VHS tapes right when they came out.He brought home Cobra one day after work.When Sly spins the gun then it zooms on the cobra grip we looked at each other amazed lol.One of my all time favorites no doubt.
The whole ritual of renting movies, especially on a Thursday or Friday night in the 80's and 90's with 50 copies of the new releases on the walls was like an adventure. Rental stores packed with people, going to the Action, New Releases section hoping to get at least one copy of some new movie. Good memory's.
The creepy photographer who was trying to hit on the damsel in distress is David Rasche. He played the lead in the show Sledge Hammer! which was a parody of those tightly wounded cops in movies and TV. Almost a spoof of the Cobra movie.
gadamn I laughed my ass off this entire video.. my cousins and I used to watch cobra all the time and not only did this video bring back great memories, your narration had me in stitches. Thank you !! You have my subscription and my notifications are on !
I can't stop watching and laughing with your videos. I was having a terrible day at work and it just turned my whole attitude around. Thanks for your art and commitment to the craft. 🙏Thank you🙏
I remember when I was in middle school one of my friends asked a police officer that came to our middle school on career day was there really a Zombie Squad. He just gave my friend that look of you're really dense.
@@lonewanderer882Thomas Jane was a million times better in my opinion. Maybe a punisher multiverse movie where you have dolph lundgren Thomas Jane,John Bernthal and ray Stevenson all in one movie or series? That could be really fun.
The fact that you have only 55,000 subs is criminal. These are the funniest movie reviews I've ever watched. This is the best RUclips binge watch I've been on since dogs welcoming returning soldiers/owners home.
I’ve seen this movie several dozen times and love it! My favorite part is when they show his boots getting out of the van in the parking garage, and then him getting back in the van is basically the same clip played in reverse! Was there not enough in the budget to just actually film him getting back in the van? I had this soundtrack also in the 80’s and LOVED IT!!!
LMAO... Great video! I remember sneaking into the theater to watch this when I was 12 years old. I bought a ticket for the movie Short Circuit but snuck into the theater showing Cobra. I did end up seeing Short Circuit as well... it was a good film too. Lol
@@SpaceIce pfft amateur. I once theater hopped The Prophecy, Desperado and Mortal Kombat in one day on Acid. I also saw Natural Born Killers twice in the same day on Acid. I worked at a movie theater and did a lot of acid when I was 14/15
This was hilarious, such a classic. I'm going to watch more of your videos. Over the years while working around the house, I would clank tool together like the "cult dance". My family just looked at me like I was a dumb ass. I would just tell them "Cobra", continued to look at me like I was a dumb ass 🤣.
I remember being scared of spending nights in the city Phoenix because of this movie… I literally thought that all cities in the us had criminals like this.
Somehow, I saw this thumbnail on my homepage. I’m dying from laughter. The commentary is HILARIOUS. Cobra was one of my favorites growing up. Watching this video just exploits some of the cheesy moments of the movie.
Did you know the lead villain wasn’t even invited to the premiere? Also Stallone spent so much time helping Brigette Nielsen with her err lines that filming fell behind, they had trouble getting them both to set, Stallones ego was huge in the mid 80’s, but so would mine if I had achieved what he had at that time
There is a rumor,,,,, Stallone was originaly cast for ``beverly hills cop`` and it was supposed to be a big action film... but at that time , Eddie Murphy was a hit as a stand up comic so the producer taugth it was a good idea to give the movie a sense of humor so they ask Stallone if he could give the role to Eddie (Sly was very involved at this stage ) and they promise him to do whatever he want in exchange ,,, Later when Stallone had his greenlite he took the ``original script`` of Beverly hills cop and made Cobra
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Big fan! I would love to see you do 'Tango and Cash'!!!
Man this shit is funny! You so stooopid🤣🤣🤣. I love this movie but my god the 80’s🤣🤣🤣🤣
Genius!
The starting narrative only says how fcuked up America is , not the World mate.
You know you’re a fan when you notice you have a match between your teeth.
"This is the most over the top Stallone movie since the Stallone movie Over the Top" is quite possibly one of the best lines I've ever heard.
Had me Loling. Frfr.
"Buy the new chest's hair wig and be more Tarzan even than Rambo!"
Your 69th like was mine 😉
The 80s and 90s: When everything was made out of C4 and nitroglycerin 🤣
The good old days!!
😭😭😭😭
...as opposed to today, where everything is made of white guilt, gender dysphoria, virtue signalers, and Champions of Passive-aggressive behavior.
😂🤣
And Vietnam vets …. In the 80’s most everything had to do a Ex Vietnam soldier and an ex CIA!
“Yelling drop it between gun shots…” 😂
That was the best haha
Yelling "drop it" while he shoots the bad guy dead lol.. like, it's never too late
Most realistic thing in the movie
A great movie!!!
blows him away too
like 20 shots
I lost it when he yelled "drop it!" AFTER he started shooting 😂
What else to expect from a person who eats a frozen pizza cut with scisors)))
He technically "followed procedure"!
And it worked as he indeed dropped it
Yeah that’s the joke of it
Hey dirtbag 🎤 😂 lmao
“Go ahead. I don’t shop here.”
My favorite movie quote of all time.
"You're a disease and I'm the cure" is one of the best one line burns EVER.
There's no coming back from that line.
"Ladies and Gentlemen...I saw Cobra last night and this is my review,..Stallone is the Disease and Acting lessons are the Cure",....David Letterman
@@highwaystar3780 - 🤣💀
Not cheese at all 😂
@@HAYAOLEONE He dropped it alright. Not a proper drop but still...
“Just that knob existing should be a massive OSHA violation “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭
I’m done! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I spat coffee all over my phone!
What gets me is? Why would there be sparks and steam at that warehouse is beyond me?! Especially when nobody was there before they went in? That is a OSHA violation itself..💢😂🤣
That part made me laugh too!!!🤣☠
_Cobra_ is like an insane, amped-up parody of _Dirty Harry._
And, ironically enough, Andrew Robinson is in both films!
Doesn't need a holster just sticks shit it in his pants.😂😂😂
Who is secretly a tailor in all those movies.
He gets punched in the face in both films
I love this movie purely because of the amazing 80s vibe it gives me. It's like I'm really back there in that decade again, playing crappy Commodore 64 games, watching hired movies on a VCR and waiting for the weekend when my family would eat takeaway on Friday nights.
Best times
What the hell is a "hired" movie? What did you hire it to do?
And watching the cartoons like Transformers and Masters Of The Universe on the TV
Cobra, Tango & Cash, Over the Top. Stallone is in so many classics outside of the Rocky and Rambo franchise. Arnold and Sylvester are living legends.
Not to mention "Stop or my mom will shoot".
No love for Sly and Dolly in "Rhinestone?"
Omg! I forgot about Tango and Cash! I loved all these Stallone movies. 😂
@@tayhawkins9235 "anybody want to get high?" Best line in Tango and Cash. Fun fact, Tango and Cash was the very last movie to be released in theaters in the 80's
All I have to do when watching my nephews is show them movies we watched growing up, they are always reluctant to watch them, 2 minutes after Cobra or whatever starts, they are hooked
Fun fact: Sylvester Stallone wrote Cobra as a draft for Eddie Murphy's Beverly Hills Cop, but was turned down cuz it was too gritty and violent. So he went and made his script into a movie. That is how Cobra came to be
I never knew that but I can see it being part 2.They made that more gritty maybe because of that?
Wow...
How do you even know that!??
@@dc7236 I don't remember where I saw it but it stuck with me cuz I'd have never made that connection otherwise. I always thought that was a cool lil nugget of info
@@brucelucasjr5856 imagine Eddie Murphy crackin Jokes the whole time thru all the over the top violence
Wowww
“A murder every 25 seconds…250 rapes every 11 seconds…a burglary every day” lol, saving the hardest hitting statistic for last
Brandon's AmeriKKa
I smell a trope here...
it was true tho. you think he pulled those stats out of his ass?
@@ChickenMcThiccken Well, this film is obviously a documentary, so…
@@ChickenMcThiccken well, with 250 rapes every 11 seconds, I'm sure there is plenty of room there
The part where he cuts the pizza w scissors has been my cure for depression since this 1987
Lol. Mine is when he takes the cigarette out of that guys mouth, rips his shirt off and tells him to clean up his act.
That's how I cut pizza lol
@@travisjohnson6358 same lmao it works so much better, what's with these people? 😂
@@yootaobe5536 I know right
It's scenes like that which helped to shape me into the man I am today.
Stallones mumbling in the beginning is truly some of the best voice work of his day
" I really thought this bullet would stop the van in it's track" 🤣🤣
Just remember: Toys R Us WANTED their company represented in this movie😂😂😖
So now, there's no more stores standing...🤯🤦🤣
@@JoMagic-ny8zu 🤣🤣😂😂👏🏽😂 oh, that's right!
Him cutting the pizza with scissors was one of the most hilarious things I seen at that point in my young life😂😂😂
I'm baffled people don't realize how good scissors are for slicing pizza... seriously, it's friggin' great! AND possible to do with one hand, only requirement that it's the right hand.
I mean, if you haven't tried it yourself, just look at Sly when he cuts the pizza, how great it works. You surely know it to be true!
It just makes common sense.
We do that in Italy
Young thug life
The 80s and 90s was Hollywood's peak.
and Rock&Roll
80s was gritty, disco / metal Hollywood
90s was family-friendly Hollywood
there was a lot of cheese in the 80s (like this one), of course, some greats too. 90s was also pretty cool. but 70s was the greatest decade in Hollywood. countless great movies came out then
@@shmygolas Some where in the mid 90s movies and Rock&Roll just died.
Come on! I love 80s films but the golden period of American cinema was the 30s and 70s.
The egg carton gun cleaning, pizza scissors, toys ‘r us Christmas song scene could be one of the craziest things ever put in a major motion picture.
The part where he narrates how the security guard is trying to stop a van going full speed with a pistol slayed me 😂😂😂
The last bullet didn't do the job 😂
To be honest, I was surprised it didn't work too.
@@genxer1 right! 😳🤭
Pistols in Cobra are very powerful. A couple shots from a snub nose 38 into a control panel causes a whole steel Refinery to Spring to life.
@@DarkroomMedia007 The van didn't explode from being shot either like would happen in real life. I'm calling bs.
You’re a narration genius 👏. I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks . You got my subscription 👍
And to think only a few thousand of us know of this gem
I love that this movie was Stallone's idea for Beverly Hills Cop. And when they told him they wanted a comedy, he made this instead. Mostly as an excuse to flirt with the chick who would be his wife...temporary.
Without doubt the best movie review of all time. Anyone who doesn't enjoy it is an idiot!
Thats the reason i subscribed, his narration is the best ive heard in years.
This channel should be HUGE! I just found it yesterday and I’m sharing with friends as fast as I can! It’s a hidden gem!
One of sly’s most iconic characters, highly underrated, surprised he never reprised the role in a sequel
Dont give them any ideas dude!!
@@henrlima87 yeah they would mess it up, especially now he’s 60’s
@Amtrakn Metalhead he also has a new show coming out on paramount+ called The Tulsa King or something like that looks pretty good
Cobra was one of my favorites growing up. I first seen it, when I was about 7. I bought it a few years ago on Blu-Ray.
@MichaelMyers'knife Seriously, he's awesome, a tough old dude still kicking ass
"Calling it a plan is generous, and everyone involved should be ashamed."
Its just too much for me, man. Your videos have me in stitches
Cobra is amazing. It's the kind of movie that requires you to just enjoy and give your brain cells some rest... Love it 😀
😂 "give your braincells some rest" 🤣🤣🤣
it's great to just watch these old movies and laugh. but actually we thought these were believable once. so that is concerning....
9:40. Got to love how a couple of the guys banging axes together are wearing business suits.
Early disciples of the Purge.
Pretty sure it's to give the impression the Cult is full of powerful and corrupt people, such as the female cop. Or maybe that's my brain trying to find logic in an illogical situation.
The first rule of fight club...
Don't be fooled..These cults and others recruit people of all trades as long as they join by oath and loyalty to their secret society...💢⚒️
Illuminati reference! 😱
lol this came out right after Rambo 2 and Rocky 4 when nobody could tell him what to do 🤣
Actually they did. They completely edited the movie from the original.
@@We_Are_Borg_478 "Tango and Cash was ridiculous" You take that back right now
"Nobody could tell him what to do?" Maybe thats why Rocky 4, Rambo 2, and Cobra were all great man-movies. 💪
@@We_Are_Borg_478.... But he already WAS more than Rocky and Rambo. He was COBRA.
😎💪👍
@@scmsean cobra? What was the original like?
I saw this in the theater with my parents. My mother actually walked out during the parking garage scene. The rest of us loved it though...haha.
you lucky bastard. i had to go to europe between the ages of 5 and 6. movie came out when i came back.
As above, you are lucky. I was going to see this on my 11th birthday when it came out in HK. Uncle was going to take me to the cinema to see this but it got shot down by his wife and my 2 elder sisters. Ended up seeing ‘A Better Tomorrow’ weeks later though.
Saw this with my dad back in 1986. We both loved it. Women should have no say when it comes to movies. They don't know shit about them.
"Let Mom wait in the car." - #BetterTimes
I loved this movie as a ten year old kid in the eighties! Every weekend from ages 7 to 17 my cousin and I would rent 1 action, one comedy and one horror/thriller!
I've worked in factories my whole life.
The trope of "press button, random danger kills someone" is 100% accurate
Good analysis of this'80s classic. I was also impressed by Cobras ability to do witness protection detail. Always walk the witness out the front door of the hospital get into a highly customized hot rod and Burn Rubber for about two city blocks. You know, so as not to draw attention.
Lol! Burn rubber. 😆
yeah
Also, make sure to take the witness to a secluded location where there's zero backup, despite the fact that you personally believe there's an entire army of psychopaths who are trying to kill them.
Standard operating procedure.
@@CopiousDoinksLLC I seem to remember detective Monte saying "we should keep her in the city where the security is" but what does he know.
LOL
Please keep these reviews coming. It's an art and a science, and i think you may have perfected both.
You could say it's hard to tell where the art stops and the science starts..
You know you’re a fan when you notice you have a match between your teeth.
Randomly got recommended your Seagal videos so I’m starting to watch the other ones now too. I’ll be recommending your channel to everyone. Your narration is top class 👌🏼
Thanks!
@@SpaceIce 100% I haven't been this excited to find a new channel in years. I'm already laughed out I need a break
Same, started off with the seagal movies now I’m hooked with the whole channel
Same for me but it was the Time Cop one. I laughed so hard at that one.
Same here. I forgot which Seagal video it was though, they're all terrible (the movies) and your narration is the best fucking thing on youtube.
“There is not a single decision in this movie that makes any f*cking sense at all.” Wow, that had me laughing out loud so hard. Thanks very much.
It's funny that the main villain was such a nice guy at the audition Stallone couldn't see him as a bad guy
Brian Thompson is great
@@anadthebarbarian eventually played Shou Kahn in the 2nd MK movie
Bodyguard in Lionheart
Brian Thompson has a story about how he was in a grocery store, a fan came out of somewhere and asked him to sign his knife.
Eesh
Fun trivia Brian Thompson was in Three Amigos he was one of the German pilot's friends
@@HighFalutinTootin He's also in MOON 44, one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. He's pretty good in it though.
Wow... so it IS an unwritten rule that no one can ever speak of brian playing shao kahn in MK annihilation... space ice didnt even make a shao kahn joke through his whole video... i know cuz i was waiting for it the whole time. Alas! It did not come to pass...
I saw this as a double feature with Commando...twice. Best childhood ever.
Brian Thompson should have received an Emmy for his portrayal of the night slasher, he was absolutely perfect for that role.
He was born to play that role
It's me and you pig! Gold
Wasn't there a scene in here of him combing his hair with a knife?
Thanks PIG!!
An Emmy? You mean an Oskar, right?
One of the best quotes is at the last scene. The lieutenant congratulates Stallone and asks what the city can do to repay him for saving LA from an evil cult. Stallone says they could pay to fix his car. The lieutenant says he sure wishes he could but it’s not in the budget.
Totally a movie trope- the cop uses their personal car to do their business. Fast forward to Bad Boys and Mike Lowery asks to have his Porche fixed and the captain says "No, that's why we drive police cars..."
Fast forward to Jack Reacher and he says "Cops never vote democrate and they never drive their own cars" and the cop shrugs like... "yeah".
Yup. IRL cops don't drive their own cars. The liability is way too much. Cobra was a fun movie, but nothing like the real world, until the Captain said, "Sorry, it's just not in the budget". That was the most realistic line in the scene.
“Hey dirt bag, you’re a lousy shot. I hate lousy shots” 😂😂😂 great movie
11:30 Fun Fact: that is the same steel mill where they filmed Terminator 2
Fun fact. The knife model used by the villain in Cobra. Is the same type of knife that Varg Vikernes was pictured with during the satanic panic in norway in the early 90s.
Makes sense. It's the kind of knife only an asshole would think is cool.
Mayhem!
My grandfather had one. I always thought it was awesome
Burzum!
You forgot the Endless Fashion Sequence. The one where the movie forgets about the plot and Bridget Neilsen takes charge for, like, three minutes or ever. Best Fashion Sequence ever.
Looker was pretty good
I was looking at the robots..🤖
"This perfectly normal gentlemen, takes over a grocery store and really fucking hates produce!!!" 🤣🤣🤣☠☠🤣😅 Damn this movie is badass and very underrated.
“ROBOTS!”
hell yeah
1:44 and I'm already cracked-up "But first things first ; that's right, the first thing is...chug a beer !!"
Haha was it like meant to be 'cool' or just a sly joke at the expense of the movie itself?
Holy shit. The main villain is the same guy that played Shao Kahn in the original MK movie! Didn't think he had any other credits. (Then again, I didn't look...)
He's been in loads of stuff, pretty much typecast as a villain because of how he looks. He was a vampire in Buffy season 1.
@@mikes5637 Not shocking. And his hammy delivery just made it a stronger point. Lol
Actually, he's not far off from that guy who's a convict-turned-model. (I forget his name but I'm sure someone will know who I mean)
He's the guy that Arnold gutted as the terminator in the very beginning of the first movie. He's the one that said "Hey, what's wrong with this picture?" as Arnie was walking up naked.
He's been in plenty of x files too.
Check out his movie The First Power with Lou Diamond Phillips. It's a pretty good supernatural thriller.
Cobra is the most over the top Sylvester Stallone movie since the Sylvester Stallone movie "Over The Top."
Holy shit I died laughing! Your narration couldn't be anymore on point lmfao.
Please keep the content coming and you've earned a faithful subscriber! Awesome stuff here!
His glasses his jeans his style awesome
Tango and Cash, TANGO AND CASH PLEASE. Thanks for the laughs and logic 😅🤣😂
This movie is a hidden gem everyone must see who loves cheesy 80s action movies. I instantly fell in love with this movie. So many great one liners especially towards the end of the movie and the opening scene is awesome. Pretty hilarious to.
Aside from the first two Rocky films, and the last true Rocky film, nothing in Stallone's filmography can touch it. The scene where he snatched the shirt off the dude who tried to pop tall on him was worth the price of admission, by itself. It really was the way of the new world.
I can't believe there's a burglary in America EVERY SINGLE DAY
255 rapes every 11 seconds is an insane amount and a really weird way to frame it
And a "murder every 25 seconds" .. Lol that doesn't make sense
@@resevoirdog That's about 1.26 million murders a year. Yeah,... no. I think this story must take place in an alternate universe. Which explains a lot.
Dosłownie ziemia obiecana, Marcinie
And on bad days, there are sometimes two!
"you have the right to remain silent.". as he lights him on fire is actually an awesome line.
I lost it when that security guard got smashed by the van.. omg 😆😂🤣 What was he thinking!? Just move 5 feet over and you live! Instead he emptied his 38. and just stands there. Wow! Multiple watches.
"With a little quick thinking he makes the genius decision to walk into the middle of the street and stare at her" omg where has your channel been my whole life, im still laughing
This is literally the most epic movie rundown I've ever seen. Yours should be the voice of all American movie trailers henceforth and forevermore.
Cobra is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME and STUNNINGLY AMAZING
The action is Fast and Furious
This is a 2Fast 2Furious and entertaining movie with a vengeance
This was one of Sly’s best movies ever! I wish I was alive in the 80’s to have scene this in theaters. So much of this didn’t make sense and it was incredible!
My favourite movie. "Do robots dream of crazy people who cut pizza with scissors and kill the weak so the strong survive?"
What a classic.
‘Is there really a health code that you have to take a mop bucket up the stairs?, there is no way that that is true, anyways’, fuckin gold mate, just gold 😂😂😂🇦🇺🍻
You have to use a service elevator.
My Dad's coworker owned a video rental store back then so my Dad used to get VHS tapes right when they came out.He brought home Cobra one day after work.When Sly spins the gun then it zooms on the cobra grip we looked at each other amazed lol.One of my all time favorites no doubt.
The whole ritual of renting movies, especially on a Thursday or Friday night in the 80's and 90's with 50 copies of the new releases on the walls was like an adventure. Rental stores packed with people, going to the Action, New Releases section hoping to get at least one copy of some new movie. Good memory's.
The creepy photographer who was trying to hit on the damsel in distress is David Rasche. He played the lead in the show Sledge Hammer! which was a parody of those tightly wounded cops in movies and TV. Almost a spoof of the Cobra movie.
"Tightly wounded"
Rasche also did a guest spot on Miami vice. Good episode
That was a fun show
A comedy classic. Laughed my arse off numerous times watching this. Thought I was going to piss myself.
Yo it seems like my childhood was filled with nothing but underrated action films
gadamn I laughed my ass off this entire video.. my cousins and I used to watch cobra all the time and not only did this video bring back great memories, your narration had me in stitches. Thank you !! You have my subscription and my notifications are on !
As a fan of Stallone cinematic cheese, this video made me laugh harder than I have in a while. Brilliant job!
I loveeee the idea of an axe-wielding murderous cult with a compulsion to CLANK
Most underrated is "Night Hawks." Great flick. Especially the ending.
You got that right, very underrated and Rutger Hauer is amazing in it.
Yep very good
Excelente movie
Stallone can wash a mean dinner plate.
"You're a disease and I'm the cure." lol this movie had the best one liners.
I can't stop watching and laughing with your videos. I was having a terrible day at work and it just turned my whole attitude around. Thanks for your art and commitment to the craft. 🙏Thank you🙏
an OSHA violation...maybe like also leaving the factory up and running fully with no people
I remember when I was in middle school one of my friends asked a police officer that came to our middle school on career day was there really a Zombie Squad. He just gave my friend that look of you're really dense.
Apparently there was in Belgium
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That really tickled me!!!
That’s because you don’t talk about the Zombie Squad.
Yelling "drop it!" between gunshots is truly awesome, indeed! Such an innovative way to offer criminals a way out!
Oh my god, I belly laughed at the line ‘this perfectly ordinary gentleman’…. 😂
Found this channel a couple days ago and I'm hooked. Love all the Steven Segal movie reviews
I would watch this , commando and bloodsport over and over again as it was the only 3 movies my daycare had.
You had an awesome daycare.
Good wholesome watchin' every 70's and 80's kid had.
the bad guy in this movie is truly awesome.
this movie actually tells that Stallone could be the best Punisher
Yea!!!!!! Never thought of that. Perfect.
dolph lundgren already take that spot dude.
@@synthnation9857 that movie was awful, but I remember really liking the last 15 minutes or so. But also, I was like 10. I should rewatch it.
2 word: Jon Bernthal. The end.
@@lonewanderer882Thomas Jane was a million times better in my opinion. Maybe a punisher multiverse movie where you have dolph lundgren Thomas Jane,John Bernthal and ray Stevenson all in one movie or series? That could be really fun.
Brian Thompson the guy that played the night slasher would later on be the alien bounty hunter in The X Files and play characters on Star Trek shows.
And he played Shao Khan in Mortal Combat 2))
You literally make me laugh in every video. Absolutely fucking halarious. "BUT WHATEVER..."
The fact that you have only 55,000 subs is criminal. These are the funniest movie reviews I've ever watched. This is the best RUclips binge watch I've been on since dogs welcoming returning soldiers/owners home.
You sir are my hero. Thank you for making fun of my childhood movies. Cobra is sacred but you did it perfectly. Please keep making more gold!!!
I watched this movie as a kid and freakin loved it. Not because of stallone, but because one of my favorite bad guy actor Brian Thompson.
"Yelling drop it between shots" killed me! lmao!!!!
I’ve seen this movie several dozen times and love it!
My favorite part is when they show his boots getting out of the van in the parking garage, and then him getting back in the van is basically the same clip played in reverse!
Was there not enough in the budget to just actually film him getting back in the van?
I had this soundtrack also in the 80’s and LOVED IT!!!
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I agree.This is one my favorite movies of all time.I have this movie in every damn format you can possibly think of.
LMAO... Great video! I remember sneaking into the theater to watch this when I was 12 years old. I bought a ticket for the movie Short Circuit but snuck into the theater showing Cobra. I did end up seeing Short Circuit as well... it was a good film too. Lol
Short Circuit and Cobra the same day?? How did it feel to peak at life while still so young?
@@SpaceIce pfft amateur.
I once theater hopped The Prophecy, Desperado and Mortal Kombat in one day on Acid.
I also saw Natural Born Killers twice in the same day on Acid.
I worked at a movie theater and did a lot of acid when I was 14/15
This was hilarious, such a classic. I'm going to watch more of your videos. Over the years while working around the house, I would clank tool together like the "cult dance". My family just looked at me like I was a dumb ass. I would just tell them "Cobra", continued to look at me like I was a dumb ass 🤣.
That’s amazing !
Know that your virtual family knows what you were doing lol
You should have called them "PIG" in a deep voice.
7:32 for real though, The Night Slasher looks like my old Jiu Jitsu coach 😂😂😂
This was the most cogent, clear, concise and complete analysis of this one of a kind blockbuster ever rendered
I remember being scared of spending nights in the city Phoenix because of this movie… I literally thought that all cities in the us had criminals like this.
It does!
Somehow, I saw this thumbnail on my homepage. I’m dying from laughter. The commentary is HILARIOUS. Cobra was one of my favorites growing up. Watching this video just exploits some of the cheesy moments of the movie.
Always a thumbs up for space!
Did you know the lead villain wasn’t even invited to the premiere? Also Stallone spent so much time helping Brigette Nielsen with her err lines that filming fell behind, they had trouble getting them both to set, Stallones ego was huge in the mid 80’s, but so would mine if I had achieved what he had at that time
Why wasn't Brian Thompson invited?
Actors & actresses had to fight to not get Weinstein'd and Sly was no different.
He wears his gloves ALL THE WAY through the Gun cleaning kit scene.😂
I watched this when I was just a young punk in the eighties. I'll never forget the scene with those cult guys banging the axes together.
I agree Cobra was underrated. And there are quite a few movies from the 80s-90s that are underrated.
Midnight run another under rated movie
Not in my home, I had the tape in the 80s and watch it every week. And the frozen pizza and surveyors l scissor got in my head growing up
"...if you're not confused enough he does all this to the music of a Toys R Us commercial!..." I can't stop laughing at your narration! LOL! LOL!
There is a rumor,,,,,
Stallone was originaly cast for ``beverly hills cop`` and it was supposed to be a big action film...
but at that time , Eddie Murphy was a hit as a stand up comic so the producer taugth it was a good idea to give the movie a sense of humor so they ask Stallone if he could give the role to Eddie (Sly was very involved at this stage ) and they promise him to do whatever he want in exchange ,,, Later when Stallone had his greenlite he took the ``original script`` of Beverly hills cop and made Cobra
I think I’m 3 hours deep of binging on this amazing movie review channel. Thanks algorithmic intelligence
Can’t stop laughing I have watched all these movies and loved them these reviews are hilarious another dance routine hahahahaha