Neil Breen's Double Down Is So Bad You'll Resign As President Of The Bank - Worst Movie Ever
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- Опубликовано: 17 авг 2023
- The Neil Breen masterpiece movie Double Down is so corrupt, so immoral, and betrays the public trust so much that now he must eliminate all of Las Vegas. Neil Breen didn't want it to come to this, but it is so bad that all the national, and international, corruption that he invented (the secret corruption) must now be destroyed or he will expose more than anyone ever has.. EVER
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Isn't that corrupt???
tel nielbreen to stop showing off his mussels! and his atletic looks!
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Neil Breen is just like Rodney Moore
Jeez, how does this movie exist?
This is so relatable. This is the exactly the same movie I would have made if somebody had given me money to make a film when I was 8
I’m sure it would have been better than this 😊
Would it have included two nude people face down in a pool? Or you having trouble eating, while driving?
30$
😂😂😂
You are insulting 8 years olds.
Neil Breen is the gift that refuses to start giving.
😂
Most slept on comment 😂
Oh god 😂
Bless you child, doing the Lord's work😅😅
This comment is doing the Lord's work
The complete lack of self-awareness is what makes Breen such a true artist.
Heard that Cade is self aware and the honeymoon is over. 😂
Neil's movies are like another world; a world of his own where he's perfection personified.
Talk about "escapism taken to a new level" 😑
Neil Breen is like a little kid who can't decide if he wanted to play superhero, secret agent, bad guy or robot so he decides to take turns while the other kids are perplexed what the hell he's doing.
This movie is actually pretty deep. Neil was playing a good guy, who got used by the government and the bad guys at the same time and wanted to turn bad himself but decided it is better to pretend to be a bad guy while he is still a good guy but just put up a show as a confused guy to confuse both the government and the real bad guys. And wanting to destroy Las Vegas at the same time because it is a Sin city. It had to be this way... 😉
Can't believe this guy is real.
He also like naked women
I remember that kid😅
@@supertuesday600 Well, family guy obviously wasn't working out for him.
Neil Breen is truly one of a kind. He just films whatever the hell he feels like filming and edits it in whatever order he feels like
He belongs in a maximum security Prison.
@@terencemckenna6468Seagal did that movie already
He does it on the go with only one take. True legend 😄
Bless his Special heart
Artistic Brilliance
Every Neil Breen movie in a nutshell:
-Neil Breen is always portrayed as a messianic figure who has superpowers
-Breen will hook up with women who are significantly younger than him
-Horrible special effects and green screen
-Neil will portray himself as a hero but will do plenty of illegal activities
-Subplots that are immediately introduced and dropped
-Scenes that drag on forever
-Poor attempts at social commentary
-Oblivion style dialogue
-Some of the worst acting ever seen in cinema
-Scenes that were filmed in areas without any permits
-Characters who appear at random
-Movies contain lots of filler
-Movies will abruptly end
-Stock footage
-Neil Breen is the writer, director, producer, editor, casting director, accountant, makeup director, special effects person, and location manager
-Neil Breen will make up fake companies to include in the credits
Anything else I forget?
Breen also does the Craft Services. Probably balony and yellow mustard sandwiches.
That's basically it lol I also like how in a lot of his movies people have the power to just disappear in front of your eyes
He always casts desperate female actors that are willing to do nudity for his creepy enjoyment.
The secret plot is always that Neil Breen is a mentally ill person and the entire movie is always a drug induced hallucination being shown as though it was real.
Bravo Breen, masterpieces!
@@48mastadon It's not creepy, it's Art, lol
Him accidentally murdering/paralysing the wrong couple had me howling 🤣🤣🤣
I started laughing at the bar tending while driving. Was in knots at killing the husband. Coughing at the dark sht with the paralysed wife.....Couldn't fkn breathe when it turned out it was the wrong couple.....
Jesus fkn wept man😂😂😂
Yeah ..oopppsss. like I stated, he's the Joe Biden of super agents.
@@purplemonkey649 if he is the best secret agent/terrorist in the world who is the worst? 😂😂😂😂😂
@@PandalkaSteven seagal of course
@@izanami3793but it might could been an illusion?
This guy makes Seagal's movies look competent which is an extraordinary achievement in itself.
At least Steven Seagal will snatch every motherfkn birthday. The same can't be said for Neil Breen.
he makes tommy wiseau look like steven spielberg
@@themoviewimp3548 on top of that, Steven Seagal might could be an illusion
Seagal and competent are words never to be used in the same sentence.
I never thought I'd say this, but Seagal *himself* is a better director than Neil Breen. On Deadly Ground is terrible (though entertainingly bad) and is just as much an ego trip as Breen's movies, but for the most part it's at least competently made.
I feel that if you fell asleep half way through a Neil Breen movie and wake up half way through another one, you wouldn't even notice something isn't right.
😂
That's not at all inaccurate. His movies manage to be both bloated and meandering.
The fact of the matter is: all of his movies have a similar pace, him as a protagonist and similar locations. That said, you could do the same with a Fast and Furious movie or a Mission Impossible one, only difference would be the image quality and fashion, but those that came out in the same decade look very similar.
You dont fall aslepp. The movie goes total black for a few hours.
How possibly can anyone sleep while watching a Breen ? They'd be too busy laughing their guts out.
How Space Ice manages to sit through an entire Neil Breen movie without suffering a major stroke and PTSD is beyond me..😅
Who says he doesn't?
Right? He even makes sense out of them
@@cybercop0083 ... A clear sign of the brain damage caused by watching them.
He has a smooth, deep bass, mellifluous voice when not doing movie reviews.
Think the original South Park Chef, Isaac Hayes...
Maybe Space Ice is actually Neil Brenn himself
I can't believe I've never thought of sleeping on the dirt road outside of my car, that looks so comfortable.
"By killing their loved ones, we'll destroy their spirit."
Excellent plan. I can't think of a single example of a story where someone brutally avenges the violent death of a loved one.
Lmao not a one comes to mind 🤔
That’s only because they were amateurs and picked the wrong loved one. Obviously, their spirit wasn’t adequately destroyed. Duhh!
Neil was that one kid in the playground that always had a counter measure for any attack when playing cops & robbers.
I can't go on with this!
Too funny
I also owned an 'Everything proof suit'
If you mean the one that called in an airstrike by aliens working for the CIA then yeah, he's that kid.
In my case he's also the kid who had a bullshit excuse every time he lost at Four Square and whined until you acted like he didn't lose and kept playing.
I want Neil Breen to write and be a villain in a Steven Seagull movie. Imagine the possibilities
I imagine they might kill each other. That might be the best possible outcome. In all seriousness I doubt Breen would play a villain since he always wants to be the messianic figure in his own movies.
Directed by Uwe Boll.
It'd be the end of hollywood. There'd be nothing left to do.
Seagal is always the villain in his own movies
Have a movie that has a Uwe Boll, Steven Seagull, and Neil Breen animatronic. Then have Nicholas Cage show up to fight them.
Imagine how beautiful of a train wreck Breen could make with a big studio budget.
I think the closest was the movie Gamer. Completely confusing plot, characters just have skills, you don't know what happened. I watched it with a friend recently and we're still unsure of what the heck happened.
His ability to use four laptops at once is unparalleled. This movie is comedy genius
Plus continously readjusting those crummy satellites every few minutes!
Lets not forget that the screens were off in all of them.
@@josephnichols4129 Even more impressive. He has the ability to use them without them being on. Amazing
Every movie he makes needs at least 5 laptops
@@bmo14lax you can't make a movie without at least 5.
Neil Breen is the gift that refuses to stop giving
But in the same way as herpes...
😂🤣😅
Despite millions literally begging him to. He is a cruel, cruel bastard.
Niel Brenn is the gift that refuses to start giving
It never stops 😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: Neil Breen always hires an editor for his movies, and every one dies of a brain aneurysm before they finish.
hahaha winning comment right there. I spit out my food.
that explains why all of his movies seem to be constructed out of order.
Hmmm so he never has to pay them, a win for breen
His brain would explode if he ever made a good film.😂
💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude has a gift for filming beautiful landscapes in unimaginable ways.
People really find deserts like that "beautiful"? Everything looks the same lol, just boring brown dirt and boring brown rocks.
@@Iceman-1919
A good cinematographer can do interesting things with a bunch of sand and rocks, making the most out of the sunlight and shadows. Unfortunately Breen probably thinks cinematography is some sort of Vietnamese dish.
That's what mercury poisoning from eating only tuna looks like kids.
This movie must've cost hundreds of coupons to make.
"Will you marry me?"
"Yes"
BANG
"Oh. Jeez..!"
Stunning.
"A female FEMALE impersonator."
I'm dying.
"And none of this is ever mentioned again." 😂😂😂
Bruh, copyright this phrase! Get your paper!!
I love how Space Ice, unlike all other Neil Breen viewers, can actually find ways to make the plots of his movies somewhat coherent and slightly logical. Slightly.
That is even more commendable for Space Ice. You gotta have patience and strong stomach only for watching a Breen's 'movie' from start to finish. And the 'fun' doesn't end there: he have to write the script by re- watching the stinker scene by scene and read the script for voiceover and re- living the horror in the process.
A feat worthy of Hercules
We need you space ice more than ever.
"I'm just a simple person. I've received bioelectromedical implants to assist me in carrying out my attacks." - Neil Breen
Wait, doesn’t everybody else get bioelectrical implants for assist them like me and Neil???
I got mine at the mall. They have a new kiosk next to Spencers.
Neil Breen & Steven Seagal are so inspirational, they prove that truly anyone can make movies if they’re narcissistic enough
There is some truth to that
Neil Breen is truly a master at his craft. In his hands, he and he alone holds the gold standard of modern cinema. To say otherwise is laughable.
I mean... Disney has made worse.
"I didn't care much about films originally, but Breen opened my eyes, I wouldn't be here with him"
- Martin Scorsese
@@Don_Dewitt"I am I am I am the most imitated artist EVER,, many MANY men with no talent OR screen presence have ridden my coattails, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone,, to stardom but there's only ONE who has any REAL talent and that's Neil Breen."
Steven "the Metoo Toku " Segle...
The amount of mercury he ingested from all that tuna explains everything in this movie.
*Reporter:* How much was the budget for this movie?
*Neil Breen:* 300
*Reporter:* 300 million dollars?
*Neil Breen:* No, 300 dollars.
300 Zimbabwean dollars
300 monopoly money dollars
300 magical rocks I found in the desert (and by desert I mean some junkyard in Tucson)
Nah, 300 was the tuna budget.
In pennies....
One of the weirdest things about NB’s ‘movies’ is when you see some technology or they make a reference to something after the 1980s, since the movies look so old. Also, I think his magic rock is pyrite aka fool’s gold lol
It is fool's gold. I noticed that too.
12:17 his gun is so advanced its slide doesn't need to move.
Didn’t mean to disturb your lunch
This guy makes Seagul movies look insanely well written
😂
Blasfemi😑
Under Siege was the true exception of the norm
don't disrespect Breen like that, at least he doesn't assault women or dickrides Putin
"This is an anthrax dealer" - only in a Neil Breen mega-blockbuster can we get such superb script writing.
mega-blockbuster hit movie.
There’s a REALLY big demand for anthrax! It’s even more popular than refined ricin!
A simple, brillant setup.
@@markiangooleyobviously, the band anthrax is responsable for this sad state of affair.
Those rare Anthrax shows, with Slayer bootlegs on the side.
I heard Breen made a movie starring along Tommy Wiseau, but the CIA confiscated the movie and locked it up in Area 51, apparently its the megaest blockbuster movie ever. Anyone who watches it, their brains explode. Experts say, human mind just isn’t powerful enough to comprehend such masterpiece.
Ive also heard this as well.
I start writing half assed stories and then lose interest, but when people like this pop up it makes me feel like my writing is actually as good as James Cameron. I honestly respect people like Breen and Seagal for that.
The trick is to keep rewriting them and being patient as the story, plot and situations improve over time.
Neil Breen is the reason why aliens visit Earth, they don't want him back but like to keep track.
And make sure that he still hasn't made enough money from his movies to bribe his way off-planet.
(He'll be there a while. They're just here for the fast food, really.)
Neil Breen lives in LV, Nevada so the last month 'alien landing incident' probably linked with his interdimensional cascade.
@@rickwong9049 exactly what I was thinking 😂
More like Neil IS the alien that visits Earth. Then he makes movies with his superficial understanding of human behavior and artistic vision.
Legend has it that Breen taught Seagal everything he knows about running.
I hate to say it but after watching this, Seagal doesn't look so bad.
Seagal doesn't run, he just waddles at a higher speed than usual.
And fooling younger women....
Neil Breen and Steven Seagal is like Darth Plagueis and Sidious
Plot twist.....he taught he because he's Seagal's father.
I mean think about it, they both have very ambiguous looks and have similar awful hair. It makes as much sense as a plot line in their films.
7:49 The "Mark Zuckerberg" part had me in stitches.
are ever seen or mentioned again 😂😂😂
I feel like it’s a red flag that a man makes his own movie and stars as the leading role and the whole story basically being a ego stroke
90% of the budget for this movie was used to rent those cars
Would have been funny if they rented Home Depot trucks for $19.99 per hour and used them!😂
And stock footages.
I think the Farrari Testarossa is actually his.
@@zombiedodge1426he somehow unlocked the car with his phone when the car doesn’t have a push to start nor a keyless entry
I don't know, it must have cost a lot to sign Breen on
This movie is so confusing that I don't even know if Space Ice's explanation of the plot at the end was real or a joke
"Breen" is a whole movie genre in its own right that should have its own category at the Oscars.
Wow! Not only was this video hilarious but you actually gave a Niel Breen movie a narrative and helped it make sense (in an abstract and metaphoric sort of way)
Respect to Neil Breen he realized there was an audience of people who enjoyed bad movies, Especially good content for RUclipsrs
Neil Breen should be in prison
I WORSHIP SEGAL ONLY, NO ONE ELSE
I watched one of his movies. I was sick to my stomach.
Be careful calling his movies bad. He WILL ELIMINATE YOU FROM THE PLANET! YOU'RE GONE! GONE!
@@Donald_J_Trump_ We know you love Segal Donald, we know.
I've often wondered what it would look like if schizophrenia could just make movies unfiltered... thank you Neil Breen for pushing that brave new frontier.
I'm convinced now that Neal could write a better movie than Disney on the toilet on his worst day😂
Oh look another fatherless Martin Scorsese jr
all the plot about killing a couple and picking the wrong one was some award worthy 🤣🤣
Released in 2005 but looks like it was made in the early 90s. Classic Breen movie
He should do a porno, next.
I was thinking 70s, except for cell phones and 911
That's because it was shot on 35mm film...
Breen really does have a priceless gift: the imagination of a 10-year-old. I totally remember daydreaming crazy shit like this. Love you Ice!
Dude looks like Garry Shandling w/ Chuck Norris' voice 😂😂
Lmao 😂😂😂
His Wikipedia is awesome. He literally did every roll for the film 😂 including catering 😂
Cans of tuna.
I love he said “oh jeez!!” to his fiancé getting shot IN THE HEAD right in front of his eyes.
That was hilarious. Was I seeing things or did I see a tiny black line that was supposed to be censoring his penis in that scene? Anyone else notice that?
@@shannonfrancis3596 Yeah I just checked, Idk why the line is so thin though lo
guess there wasnt much to cover up hahaha@@rikiishitoru8885
9:03 " what do u mean i picked up the wrong couple " I died 😭😭💀💀
This is the part where I'm absolutely convinced this movie is intentionally a comedy. How could it not be?
11:10 The guy on the left has his magazine in backwards. I don't know how that's possible, even on a toy gyn.
The movie industry needs people like Neil Breen so that normal folks can actually see how bad it can get.
Isn't a movie, it's like a medieval torture machine
It’s like being strapped to a gurney and having your fingernails ripped off.
Like Alex in A Clockwork Orange being forced to watch ultraviolence as behavior conditioning. His reaction after that treatment when he sees violence is pretty much the same as mine after seeing a Breen film, extreme pains in the abdomen.
@@tempslip You're very lucky it's after seeing a Breen film, for me the pain is all the way through every viewing.
Breen is either the highest level troll in filmmaking, or he’s so bizarrely narcissistic, inept, and self-oblivious that he makes Seagal look like Jackie Chan.
The difference being, Seagal doesn't do the work himself and has much higher budgets. Breen is a one man team. If you watch his credit rolls, he goes through the effort of crediting everything to names that don't actually exist and tells you, "Any company name or name appearing in the credits with an "N" and a "B" in them are actually Neil Breen.
He writes, directs, acts, films, edits, produces, promotes, caters, etc.
He doesn't claim to be an expert movie maker. He's an architect. I don't think he's even gone to any film schools. He's just learning it on his own.
@@eduardopena5893lifelong still not-quite-there learning.
@@ugoeze7360 He's got a passion, he's got the money, and he's living his best life. He's sharing his work with the world. I don't watch his stuff to take it seriously. It is supposed to be entertainment, and he knows how to do that :)
Jackie Chan recently shot a movie on top of a Syrian town destroyed by Assad. Steve Seagal shown up in russian propaganda video in Elenivka PoW camp they blow up in Ukraine... they're... actually surprisingly morally equal... hard to get lower. I am SO happy Everything, Everywhere, All At Once hired Ke Huy Quan instead of him, it's a great movie and I can't look at Jackie without remembering his private life and shilling for dictators in real life anymore. What does he expect, a flat in Damascus like Depardieu got his crib from putin?
Yes
15:54 Quentin Territoneal what?! 😭😭😆
The size of the old man's grave 😂😂😂😂
Space Ice’s tenacity at understanding the weaving of plot lines and intricate editing to gift us at the end with the explanation that what seemed like a long fever dream was actually a non-linear masterpiece was astounding. You, sir, deserve my thanks
Yeah that is seriously impressive. This movie was an unintelligible mess.
The sleeping next to the car is hilarious
Neil BREEN is the cautionary tale of why you don’t tell people they’re good at something just to save their feelings - 3 movies 🤮
5. And a 6th in the making...
Neil Breen is a national treasure. His movies might not be good or well made or well written or make sense but they're sure fun to watch
Apparently he has no honest friends.
Someone would have stopped him if he had any.
@milliondollarmistake it's called "so bad it's good"
Not sure it’s that or in extreme denial…. Or just this for fun
Eh least I didn’t actually watch his films
Neil Breen:”I’m just a simple person”
Anyone that has seen any of his movies: “press X to doubt”
nice la noire reference I see what you did there
@9:42 the knee-punch to the jaw bone is awesome !!
This is the real threat level midnight. Cardboard cutout dialogue, hilarious over and underacting and a plotline about as straight as Freddie mercury.
"Yay, more Neil Breen!"
-Said only by Space Ice viewers
We all know Breen is trolling us but does Breen himself know he's trolling us? 🤣
Many of us have dreams of making a movie, this guy actually did it. Fair play to him.
I thought I had reached my entertainment quota with videos, but that all changed after I stumbled onto this gem.
The way the narrator breaks down the nonsensical happenings and storyline inconsistencies along with the bad acting was genius, and that voice is the perfect fit for this.
If MST 3K ever needs to add a character to their mix i would highly recommend this guy.
Him together with Crow and Tom Servo would be golden.
Neil Breems bad acting was one thing, but him trying to show off his non existent aging physique by wearing a muscle shirt when there wasn't a muscle to be found tells me that he has no sense of self awareness at all.😂
You can tell this guy actually believes he's an action hero stud muffin, and that made this even funnier.
I look forward to watching more of your content.
Well done! 👍
all jokes aside..Breen is the EPITOME of Narcissi. Gives me huge closet deviant/ sociopath/ serial killer vibes
Absolutely! Its like he is screaming for help!
Oh dear... do you think being an architect is a way of disposing of the bodies?!😮
Some of these foundations needs some inspection ASAP!
Nah he’s just a goofy boomer
@@Magicpickle5 Oh yeah! And while I'm being facetious a part of me do have respect for Neil Breen doing what he loves, even if the result is total 💩💩💩!
Eyes on Breen.
My favorite part is where the old couple left a $400,000 vehicle in the street with its doors open and the key in the ignition
Hey bro ik it's tuff in any profession idk how the tube works with the views and stuff but people act like u aren't successful unless u a million views but dude u make my day with the brien, van damm and Seagal videos not even joking u helped me out of a crazy depression once too just randomly heard ur video while zoned out and started cracking up then watched everything u have posted and laughed till I almost pissed myself and even tho it sounds ridiculous my life has progressively gotten better emotionally I'm still f××ked overall in life but I'm Def back on the lite side idk for how long but thanks man and thank yall for the hard work and effort put in
0:53. They turned the scope the wrong way. 🤣😂😆 I almost choked on my beer .
I wonder if the "it's a stupid rock, it's the best day ever" bit was a call back to the other Neil Breen movie where the kids found a equally stupid rock and wrote "it's a magical day" in the diary lol anyway these videos are the funniest thing on RUclips 😂
It just ties together the breeniverse
i looked up and this seems to be the FIRST of his movies and it isn't tied to anything, which makes it even weirder...
"Whatever the fuck that was." Is everything in this movie.
Yeah he ate too much tuna and now the mercury has settled in his brain. Poor guy probably doesn't even know he's in a movie.
Can you imagine what that car has to smell like with 200 empty tuna cans out in the desert?
When a movie has a antrax dealer, you know you have a winner in your hands. Niel Breen never cease to amaze.
I remember almost getting caught up in the easy money than the fast life in the anthrax business can provide. Around my block, the girls wouldn't give you a second look if you weren't slangin' thrax.
an anthrax dealer*
My man, I cannot watch you high anymore. I think I cracked a rib laughing so hard. Holy shit.
Try fentanyl
@@terencemckenna6468 And funnel money to scum?
Weed is for degenerates
As bad as this movie is, who could have really pulled it off on their own like this guy? Actually impressive. He's living his dream and being the hero of his own story. Bravo.
" So he steals a Farr-ari with a flip phone" "And after confirming his gun is still empty" . Omg, my sides , I can't breathe!😂😂😂 Never change Space Ice!!
🤣😂😆😂
Reviewing a movie Wikipedia doesn't even have a page for. Excellent.
The Man is bigger than his movies.
He has a Wiki Page.
My new favorite channel. These need to released more often.
3:36 DUDE: He is planning something very big.”
SPACE ICE: “How Big?”
DUDE: “Bigger than 911.”
SPACE ICE: “DAMN!!!”
This movie is basically what I hallucinate when I am stoned
That guy didnt die from a force field.
He died from having an aneurism realizing Breen wrote him a bad check for his role in the movie.
Bro, the denim vest with medals😂😂😂. This guy definitely lives in a trailer park
Honestly, this is one of the more sensical breakdowns of any Breen mega blockbuster hit movie. Well done!
"Didn't mean to disturb your lunch" line is one of the greatest ever.
2:12 The "force shield" was probably just a Seagal movie playing in the background
I think this is the only video I found that has understood the amazing talent of Neil Breen, amazing job at explaining the movie
“He’s going to do it … tomorrow!” 🤣🤣🤣
The really weird thing is how the helll does he find all these people, willing to play on his movies. I believe it is either blackmail or hypnosis.
They probably quit after the first two scenes. That would explain the perpetual and overlapping cycle of giving up on storylines and starting new ones.
He pays them. He is a professional.
I'd totally be in a Neil Breen movie.
@@zombiedodge1426I'd help be part of his crew, act, whatever. He wouldn't even have to pay me. I'd just do it for the love of his art.
@@zombiedodge1426 He's always flooded with resumés, but he keeps dumping beverages on them and tossing them around the room for various reasons.
7:09 when your shot in the face, get startled, then remember you have to die.
Flashbacks from my Acid Trip 30+ years ago rears its head again...on video.
13:15 the repeated random hill runs are pure comedy
How many takes do they need to do because of the film crew laughing at him?
Crew... He probably just abducted some mute student to hold camera and editing was done on these four laptops he used in the movie.
Film crew?
You mean the guy holding the iphone ?
@@chendaforestThis movie was actually shot on real film.
Yeah, but that doesnt mean he just put up a camera up somewhere, pressed record, and then attempted to piece the mashed up pieces in post.
"This lady, who is this lady. Is now dead next to this gas meter." -Space Ice 😂😆🤣💀😅