Kratos Vs Jesus - God Of War Animation
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- Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2022
- Kratos Vs Jesus - God Of War Animation
The long awaited battle between Kratos and Jesus, who is the strongest god?
Animated in blender
Voiced by @jacksepticeye
Original: • God of War Ragnarok - ... 
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Jesus hits Kratos with the unblockable I Forgive You combo and Kratos will instantly fall to his knees, weeping
lmao
Jesus thing he acr johny 💀
I want that in the next game 😂😂
That I dont want to see, he kinda already did anyway
Kratos: Boy come give me a hug
Jesus prolly the one kratos has been looking for, he prolly would cure his nightmares and regrets.
Actually it'd be really cool if this how the series ended as a whole after the Devs have done everything they wanted to with it ofc
@@MrGaMeR-vf5py ohhh that would be so cool. Kratos finally having peace within his soul
@@MrGaMeR-vf5py I can see this happening at the end of Egypt saga
And Kratos would finally smile for the first time in years
Ok now thats a brilliant way to end the franchise
Kratos: “Why is he just a balding middle aged man?”
Jesus: has more hair than Kratos ever did.
Middle-aged, maybe...balding...not even close...
That what supposed to be Jesus' line.
rofl
Jesus was like 33 when he died, hardly middle aged
Bald is better than balding. And TIL I'm well into my middle years, apparently.
Kratos : "After everything I've done you are just going to forgive me?"
Jesus : *Yes*
Psidons princess:
*young kratos pops into existence and starts beating the shit out of jesus*
kratos: convert to christianity
Because Kratos would have to ask Jesus for forgiveness if Jesus, for Kratos, is another god than all those he knew or faced.
@@Florida--Manyour funny Jesus will smack your soul at the end😂
He'd probably just give him a hug tbh
That's so wholesome to think about
Jesus does love you indisputably, so yeah, it's probably right
His hug then crush jesus
@@doge2629 How will he crush Jesus
@@ghsbadgerfgb8953 he'll crush him with brotherly friendship
I like the serious look on Jesus' face at the end. Man's about to give up pacifism and dish out some holy spirit.
YOU COVERED YOUR TRACKS WELL, BROTHER, BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH
@@FistyMcBeef0001 Lol Judas got destroyed
"In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit, *blast"*
More like "that's little levia,my little levia,why?"
nah man kristainity is fcked up so many fckn ppl are dead because of it
Jesus turns water to wine in front of Kratos
Kratos: Dionysus, you survived…
that's actually smart lol
@@avacado4706 Dionysus had the power to turn water into wine in Greek Mythology
@@juanmanuelcardona19Jesus: nope, just your local carpenter
Jesus in Gospels: Peaceful regular guy, with birthday tricks and some re-animate spells.
Jesus in Revelation: Absolute might that exists beyond the concept of time.
Nah, imagine a full country hating on you and can't do nothing about it.
John the Baptist angered one woman and lost his head
With how mature Kratos has gotten, I don't think he'd want to fight Jesus at all especially given how peaceful Jesus is.
When you speak the truth no one with see it
If u can't recognise a wolf in sheeps cloats, then ur fucked. Gods are misunderstood, just as all the "devils" or simply satans around different mythologys..
I have a theory that sometime between God of war 3 and Norse mythology God of war Kratos actually met Jesus and that's why he's calmed down so much.
@@garganrose wut .d
He'd see it as a confirmation that God's are no longer assholes who do not mingle with mortals out of arrogance but are now genuine beings that want to spread the message of goodwill and peace.
So he'd see people like Jesus, Buddha, and realize he can finally rest and be in peace. That God's are shining away from intimidating man with wrath but now see to inspire man.
Kratos: i will kill all gods !
Jesus: Thank you my brother. I'm willing to die for you. You will be forgiven with all your sins and be redeemed by my blood.
Kratos............🥺 Really?
Kratos- what about my nightmares?
Jesus: Yes my son! All you have to do is kill me.
Kratos- I should’ve come here long time ago
Imagine Jesus dies and the ashes of his family fade away
Fuck jesus.
@@doge2629 dude,way to ruin the mood, gettin' all serious n shit.
@@doge2629 ofc a furry would say such sins as your a sin yourself
(I don't belive in God but still have my respects so tbh your a worthless ass bitch for this commet)
Kratos: "I killed Dragons before this..."
Jesus: "I killed THE Dragon"
(casually tosses lucifer into bottomless pit)
“Before the dragon, I am” and with that line, Kratos understands and falls to his knees, asking for forgiveness
@AstaXNoelleThere actually is a Dragon with seven heads that represents Satan in the Book of Revelations. The dragon is defeated by the forces of Heaven and thrown back into the lake of fire.
@AstaXNoelle According to 2 Kings 19:35 and Isaiah 37:36, a single Angel was enough to kill 185,000 soldiers. Although I’m not sure if these verses are meant to imply the Angel being literally or metaphorically present.
Either way, Jesus is shown to have even more power and authority than the Angels. In His sheer presence, demons would go on their knees and all they could do was beg Him not to cast them back into hell before their appointed time.
"How would Kratos fight Jesus"
Tbh it's simple, he won't. Unless they plan to twist christianity to a more grim thing, Jesus canonically has always been a chill dude
He definitely will not. What he can fight, however are other angels or even God, because he's not very nice, killing people with floods and all. Add lucifer or whatever and you have some material to work with. The god of war series tends to twist things a bit and put spins on them. There's no way you can twist Jesus to be straight up evil, I think. At worst, he could be made into a douchebag or self centered but with how Kratos has evolved as a character, that won't be enough to make Kratos kill him.
Jesus was chill but God is a dick.
@@Toadster115 Unfortunately unless they change the lore Jesus would basically cease to exist if he sinned. It would make more sense for Kratos to assist God by taking out demons or people who have taken demon power.
I don't know if this kind of thing would be possible - if Jesus exists, mean that his father also exists.
YHWH be like: You touched my boy? Aight - *delete*.
Biblically accurate angels would be a very interesting concept to work with.
Imagine Kratos fighting along side Jesus. And the Weapons and Armor Jesus would have.
For Jesus's neutral attack he wields a *gun*
For Jesus' Passive He Revives After 3 Days If He ever Fall in battle
Imagine him killing Jesus
@@fuu9818 he couldnt
kratos would see jesus dying on the cross, noticing the land dying as well, and then the rest of the game would be ressurecting jesus and it takes three days to accomplish, with freya lending her wings to kratos resulting in everyone thinking kratos is an angel at the end with some fights with demons and killing satan interspersed through out as bosses with maybe judas as a catalyst for meeting satan in the first place or something idk 🤷♂️
Jesus holding a giant cross like that looks insanely good, imagine him in a souls game
Jesus would probably be like "you wanna see me do a kickflip?"
Imagine a God of War game with biblically accurate angels and demons
kratos vs a 6 winged angel. EPIC AF.
@@TowDow3 more accurately kratos vs a 10 winged-200 eyed floating star shaped creature
Kratos would get folded
Biblical angels are stronger than any false gods in mythology’s.
@@leofromli8961 That just sounds like fanaticism. Leave the strength gauging to the power scalers.
Jesus: "Watch this!" *turns water into wine*
Kratos: "Hmm... You remind me of Dionysius."
Jesus:who is this Dionysius person?
@@gilangraka8129 kratos: that wine guy 50 blocks away
Jesus: "oh yh, it was sad to see him go"
Turns out Jesus has been slowly absorbing God's and gaining their power on behalf of the Christian God and believes every goal of his is heaven sent even if it is selfish and harms millions
"You say you were tortured, killed, and came back? Yep, definitely Dionysus."
@@L0LZZYT69 be careful if he catches you calling him wine guy he'll probably turn you into a dolphin
“Why is he a balding middle-aged man?” Said the bald, middle-aged man
I want a longer version to this, its too funny to only be 30 seconds 😂
Okay so in case anyone didn't know this:
Apparently one of the endings considered for GOW 3 would've involved Kratos killing the Norse and the Egyptian gods after they tried to fill the power vaccum left in greece by Kratos' destruction of the Greek Pantheon.
He would've then become one of the 3 wise men and visited Jesus Christ at his birth
Nah the 3 wise men would have all been kratos because he would hire Egyptian kratos and Norse kratos
Hey Zeus
The 3 wise men were his Norse and Egyptian pantheon counterparts.
That's pretty close actually, but its actually "kratos meets the Norse and Egyptian versions of kratos, and then they become the 3 wise men"
Herod: So all 3 of you are named Kratos?
Satan: Why can't I hurt you?
Kratos: I am covered in the blood of Jesus.
Jesus is rooting for Kratos in the background
@@vito6197 Kratos, wait what?
Thats literally something that would probably happen
Satan wouldn't even bother him
@@Igot4balls Kratos: I've ended Hades and taken his soul in the underworld, you will share his fate!!
Jacksepticeye's voiceover makes this perfect.
"get ready to receive some holy spirit"
thats the last thing kratos ever hears
It puts a smile on my face to see this reference here 😄
Kratos: You're a God?
Jesus: Sort of? I know you are. In fact, I know a lot about you, Ghost of Sparta.
Kratos: As I of you, Christ of Bethlehem. Though I admit, there is much I do not understand.
Jesus: Walk with me then, friend. I'll tell you whatever you want to know.
Kratos: We are not friends.
Jesus: Not yet.
Kratos: Hmmph.
Jesus: You have questions?
Kratos: Only if you have answers.
Jesus: First why don't you tell me what you know?
Kratos: Very well.
You were the son of a god, as was I. As you grew into a man, you were given the gift of prophecy, no doubt by your father. You spread his word throughout your lands, eventually reaching the ears of the Romans. This did not please them.
Jesus: It did not.
Kratos: They placed a crown of thorns upon your head, and nailed you to a wooden effigy, a cross. You were beaten, starved, and beaten again. When they were sure you were dead, they placed your corpse into a cave. They did not account for your father's interference.
Jesus: You're a good storyteller.
Kratos: I have had practice.
Jesus: Clearly.
Kratos: So it was a trial?
Jesus: Hmm?
Kratos: There is no man or God alive that would sacrifice themselves without a reason. So this "crucifixion", was it a trial of godhood?
Jesus: I didn't go into the crucifixion expecting godhood.
Kratos: Then why suffer?
Jesus: Do you believe in redemption, Kratos?
Kratos: No.
Jesus: I do.
However that redemption have the price not only from Jesus side but ours as well. And Jesus told everyone who are not willing to pay it will perish
Beautiful, thank you for this
Can kratos walk on water? (No)
This goes waaaaay too fucken hard for a YT comment. You gotta write stories my man
👏👏👏
Nah, Kratos would kill him first, then Jesus would resurrect and go to Katros, hug him and say "I forgive you, son, for everything" then Kratos would shed a single tear and both would just skips into the horizon
Jesus is such a homie
Although that'd be pretty boring
@@Giovayo I'd rather it be boring than completely changing Jesus to the point that it's not Jesus anymore
@@marcxworld5708 Exactly
@@marcxworld5708 I mean, God of War is characterized by giving a twist to the gods we all know and someone even pray to, Odin is not at all like the asatruar believe he is, so, shit happens buddy, but as long as it's entertaining there's nothing bad about it.
Kratos fighting the 7 Deadly sins would be so peak
Hearing Jacks voice coming out of Kratos is too bizarre
The encounter would probably go something like this: Kratos comes across Jesus resting with the Cross lying nearby. They chat for a bit and when Jesus moves to go on he asks Kratos to lift the Cross for him. Kratos fails to lift the cross until Jesus helps him, taking it on his back. Kratos asks him why he is carrrying such a burden, Jesus smiles and says: So you no longer have to.
legit.
This goes so hard
That would be amazing
This made me smile
That is absolutely adorable.
Jesus is the chillest guy I’ve seen lol
fr fr
Read about Him and His teachings and than see who He is
@@electric1150 he super nice
@@electric1150 cured a guys blindness but I wish I was blind after witnessing a furry vore thing on the internet on accident
@@legendaryfrolox6285 He is but He can be terrifying as well. And what do you mean about that last thing you wrote because I cannot understand it
"Why is he just a guy?"
You keep saying that until he teaches you the secrets of the duplication glitch. Just go from feeding five thousand hungry souls to killing five thousand enemies, and you'd have a fresh weapon for every single one.
Im pretty sure my grandma has that EXACT portrait of Jesus in her room.
Kratos would see Jesus turn water into wine and be like, "Holy shit! Atreus, you're good with languages. Speak Aramaic and get him on our side."
Atreus: Yes Father...
No no no. "Holy Shit. BOY"
*SPEAK, BOY!*
Jesus: Watch your profanity. 😳
You know, what'd hilarious; if Atreus could eventually gain the ability to speak in tongues
Kratos: Why is he just a guy?
Jesus: *Duplicates the blades of chaos*
💀
Kratos still defeats him 💀 (only if they fight) (why will they even fight)
@@JosukeReal If Kratos defeats him his passive abilities will activate. 💀
@@neiabaraja8040 What passive abilities 💀
@@JosukeReal Brings multiple diaaster then automatically revives after 3 days. And since he isn't bound by his mortal body he have access to all his powers. Basically 2nd phase 💀
Part of me thinks Jesus would be Dionysius in disguise.
Kratos calling Jesus a balding middle aged man is throwing stones in a glass house lol
Bro I feel like once Kratos said I killed a dragon Jesus got so mad and was like “Bro, I made that with my hands”
he would revine that dragon with one touch.
Jesus gonna put out some holy spirit on kratos ass💀
The only dragon in the Bible would be Satan, so I think Jesus would be pleased.
When I saw that scene I thought that jesus would say
,,I revive it with my hands''
Jesus kills Satan in his 7 headed Dragon Form in the Book of Revelation.
Kratos: lol let’s get drunk
Jesus: only in me can you quench your thirst
top tier christian joke.
kinda gay
@@player_8008 even better
In? Well kratos IS greek so yeah
*proceeds to quench thirst using jesus*
let be real if kratos saw jesus, he would probably just continue on with his day and not care
If you’re going by the logic of the god of war universe, Jesus would be able to give kratos the peace and forgiveness he wants. He wouldn’t fight kratos, he would be able to take away why he still has to fight
Satan: you can’t defeat me Kratos.
Kratos: no but he can!
Jesus appears next to Kratos cracking his knuckles.
Jesus and Kratos jumping the Devil is such a awesome idea!
@@Southern_Crusader
Satan be like : they jumpin me! Screaming in terror lol 😂
@@Southern_Crusader So what's Jesus Christ weapon?
@@ronaldpagar6513thorn knuckles or a big cross LOL
@@TheyCallMeTheTruth or word of God sword
I think a cool way to "kinda" introduce Jesus in the game, but not really, would be Kratos and Mimir wandering on middle east for some reason, and Kratos is having problems that not even mimir can find a reasonable way to solve, they find a normal dude chilling alone, dude offers Kratos some bread, asks Kratos why he looks worried, they have a chill chat, guy gives Kratos a life changing advice, a tap on the shoulder then leaves... mimir bafled says something like: who was tha lad? that's some god-like wisdom right there, and he wasn't terrified by me, which is even more impressive- than Kratos replies: sometimes men can be wiser than gods, even the young. mimir: I can see that...
no big thing/reveal, etc... just give us a subtle hint about who he is in the conversation, for me that would be great.
oh, and also a good buff to Kratos in-game health regen, cuz, c'mon, Jesus touched his shoulder...
absolutely agree
I don't think Jesus should be in the game but ok
Reminds me of a story I once read where a bunch of aliens time travel and unintentionally meet Jesus as a boy. They don't realize it was him until later, at which point they look at each other asking, "We're not dead? Why are we not dead?"
@@the_marvelous_onehe was considered to be in the original story
If this happens, Jonathan Roumie should voice Jesus, that man was born to play Jesus
Dude, Jesus throwing away the red food coloring made me laugh harder than it should have.
Jesus would hug him and remove every curse ever put on him
I like how Jesus technically died at 33 and he was neither balding nor middle aged lmao
Edit: I know some men do start balding at an earlier age. I was just referring to Jesus who's usually depicted with a full head of hair. And for the middle aged part, I was thinking of the older Biblical times when people aged to like 200+, but then again that probs doesn't rly apply here but idk
I mean, I'd argue 33 is like early-middle age. And unfortunately, you can totally go bald before middle age. Like shit, my guy, I'm about to hit 29 and I shave my head cause of a bald spot that's been noticeably coming in since I was 23. Sometimes genetics is just a bitch like that, lmao.
2000 years ago, life expectancy wasn't much more than 35-40. Jesus was "Old" lol
@@larryhouse3776 common misconception but nah people didn't die at 30 back then lol
@@larryhouse3776 Shit, that's actually totally fair. Even so, though, I don't think life expectancy was low because people got old quicker, it's just that a lot less people actually got to old age. 60-70 was still the same 'old' that it is today, being the same point when the body just straight up starts to quit. It's just that more people starved in famines, died in childbirth or died to diseases that are bitch-made by today's standards.
@@larryhouse3776 people would live into their 60´s+. Problem was a lot of people died in their youth, pulling the numbres down.
Jesus would just end up being Kratos' therapist.
Jesus "And when you killed your father Zeus, how did that make you feel?"
Kratos "At first I felt a sense of pride for I had killed the man who betrayed me, but when I turned and saw what my thirst for revenge had done to my homeland. That sense of pride turned to regret."
Def not
Mimir:AYE do you know he killed Odin. He was the worst he tortured me for over 100 winters
@@abhikergaming7783 Jesus: Mimir this is Kratos’ time to speak. We will get to your session once his is over.
I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
This is literally the Valhalla dlc
Kratos would think Dionysus just got therapy "oh so thats why you werent in the pantheon!'
Where did Jesus get the cup of water?!?!?!?!? He flexing his powers without people realizing!!!
Jesus: "If I win the fight and killed you, will you forgive me...?"
Kratos: "No...!"
Jesus: "That's alright, because if you did win, I already forgive you..."
(sound of falling broadaxe and blades of chaos)
@@AlanKaroff Kratos:NVM let's just be friends
@@AlanKaroffthe added sound affects 💀
I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
@@gfbghghhngyh1834 The entire Quran is bs, it is basically a counter-religion to Christianity, why would anybody follow a counter-religion? Your argument is weak.
Kratos:”you seem like a calm and reasonable person”.
Dude, the graphics in this video are even better than in the game itself!
It’s gonna be real hard to dodge the “I forgive you” Combo in GOW Armageddon
I can hear Kratos screaming: "JEESUUUUSSSS!!!! I HAVE COME TO REMOVE MY SINS!!!"
Oml me too...
with the young kratos voice
Jesus:Sure
Kratos:Thank you!!!!
I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
@@Anakin_Youngling_SlayerI invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
0:20, the way Jesus stares at his hand after figuring out that Kratos might have seen the dye is the best thing in this animation, truly deserves respect
Omg that shit had me rolling, and when he's like I litterly killed dragon's before this😂😅
Lies again? Apex Predator Italian Spanish
I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
@@gfbghghhngyh1834 that's great but who asked, it was just a silly comment for laughs come on people 🤣
@@gfbghghhngyh1834um in Christianity Jesus is God if u can't except that that's my religion then shitammad is fake
Well, Jesus did kill a fig tree by cursing it...
In theory Jesus could convert the water inside kratos (humans are composed of 70% water inside the body) into wine. That would be instant death.
Possibly
The fact that he's holding food coloring after "turning the water to wine" makes this funnier
Funny, but a little detail to try and diminish the value of Christianity by assuming Jesus was a fraud. This detail fails in its purpose when considering that the turning water into whine miracle was not private. In fact, it is the very first public miracle and the beginning of His ministry. The importance of it connects to the crucifixion itself.
Christianity ain't a random religion to use as mythology. It is a highly complex collection of a linear storyline pointing to this one man who claimed (and apparently proved) to be God himself in a land where no one would think God could be a human.
Man carries a rather heavy looking cross like it's nothing, and has nothing in his hand when he does the water into wine thing, Jesus would make a top tier troll
And disrespectful
@@rhauanrodrigues
Bro it's just a joke, all in good fun
@@helixsol7171 Yes it's just "a joke" but this joke can offend people, even if you want it or not, Jesus didn't die for all of us just to make fun of him in the future
Jesus literally can warp reality at his command. He would blip Kratos out of existence with a thought if he wanted to… but he would probably let himself be killed rather than hurt anyone.
It wouldn't be Jesus doing it, rather it would be God.
@@gba8273 Jesus is God in the flesh
He'd probably just forgive Kratos for everything and go on about his day
@@gba8273Jesús IS God.
@@Mason-or9xg i thought he was the son of the father?
0:11 Sean described Kratos perfectly in this moment.
This is cool bro, Greetings from Lima Peru
“Cast your burdens upon me, Kratos.”
“Jesus, forgive my transgressions, and my life is yours.”
No. Last time he gave his life to a god he was forced to kill his family. why would he do it again???
This is a perfect parody lol
You either don’t know what perfect or parody means my guy.
Where backroom
Where backroom
@@kezzter13his animation is based off something Jackscepticeye said while playing GoWR
Jesus love’s you
Christ would touch him and the ash of his family would fade from Kratos’ skin and say
“Your sin is no longer yours to bear”
And they’d walk to paradise together
Jesus would be like : "I can uncreate you. So whats up?"
He can't, they are from different mythologies
@5spec doesn't matter where there from, they still getting erased 😂😂
@@JD_ashtrue 😂
Yes His power is off the charts. Think on any Hero and Villain and combine their powers all into Jesus and you will have not yet His full power
This animation is amazing, would love to see a full 20min fight between them, using snippets of the game for Kratos speaking and having Penguinz0 voice Jesus
you misspelt jesus as penguinz0
jesus when kratos enters the christian realm: WOOOOO! YEAHHHHH BABY, THATS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
@@player_8008 i think you mispelled Kenau Reeves
Why not the youtuber Jesus christ?
"MISINPUT, IT WAS A MISINPUT!"
*Kratos grab him and slams his head into the wall*
Honestly this poses a really interesting look on people thoughts on religion and how Jesus and Kratos would interact with each other. From what I seen most people agree that Jesus would be a pacifist and forgive kratos of all his sins. I think that if Jesus and Kratos were to meet Kratos would learn a valuable lesson from him since Jesus is a carpenter and forgiving person while Kratos used to be a rage induced killer that’s destroys anything in his path.
I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
@@gfbghghhngyh1834 my guy I’m atheist and I’m not going around saying your religion is wrong. People can beileve in different things
@@gfbghghhngyh1834 shut the fuck up. Religion is fake.
@@Serno-bt1ry He's just copy-pasting while ignoring the fact that his own book is seen as a distortion of the bible, which jews see as a distortion of the torah. Don't waste your time with him.
I love that Jesus is so friendly and humorous in this video. It suits him well. 😂
" i forgive you, son. "
This is exceptionally well animated dude
Thank you Lessons in Meme culture for showing me this hidden gem
Yes
Yes same
0:20 Food dye works like a miracle.
Jackscepticeye’s voice for this is just perfect
Awesome.
This is so well made.
I'm going with Jesus curing Kratos of Depression and becoming friends with eachother.
That is not happening if Kratos does not choose to obbey Jesus as His Master and God and bring Him Glory
@@electric1150 tbh current Kratos isnt really into killing gods anymore, he just does it when he needs to, there is absolutely no reason to fight a christian angel/god
@@bodia6949 Well in real life He would not have choice. It is either God’s will or rebelion against it. That is why Pharises order Jesus to be killed. They did not want to worship true God who is against their wicked will but God of their own imaginations
@@electric1150 sorry my english is not very good, what is a pharise?
@@bodia6949 Religious Leaders
The look on Jesus' face makes it look like he was about to give the Judas treatment on Kratos
You kept calling it the last...supper.
Of course I’m watching this ON CHRISTMAS DAY
In all fairness as a Christian, who regularly plays God of war. I genuinely believe Jesus would try to let Kratos know he is not forsaken as he thinks he is. I really believe Kratos would embrace Jesus as a friend.
Eventually...
This could be canon.
It is canon now
Cory himself said that christianity is in the world so this is possible
@@m4playsgames636 I still doubt Kratos is going to meet Jesus any time soon. After the ending of Ragnarok, he seems like he has retired and let go of his past. He deserves to be a peaceful god who will care and protect the lands he lives in with the remaining norse gods. Kratos aknowledges what he has done a long time ago, and that in Greece he was as monster-like as gods he hated so much. But he accepts it, and had grown out of it.
@@seregagerassimov4864 make sense
@@m4playsgames636 Atreus will more likely meet Jesus, but I still doubt it. Because christianity is a very widespread religion even today, soo.... If it's gonna happen, Atreus and Jesus better be allies, if you know what I mean.
The food coloring on Jesus' hand 💀💀
From a historical point of view...
That could literally be why Jesus actually got executed.
He might have sold overpriced colored watered to peasants, convincing them it was wine, while acting all kind and stuff. And then Rome heard about it and said "Yeah, no."
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 Based Jesus
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 what?
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 From a historical point of view the Romans just didn't want someone popular in a province that is known to revolt a lot.
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 from a historical point of view that’s not true. Because people got drunk on it. So.
Therapist: Irish Kratos isnt real, he can't hurt you
Kratosepticeye:
Well, well, looks like someone have not read Revelation.
Kratos after finding out he can finally find peace and feel the warmth of Jesus' never ending love and forgiveness
🥺
He’d probably just keep killing him until Jesus just decided to stop getting revived
Kratos: you do not want this fight
Lucifer: I'm pretty sure i do
Edit: people take these things too seriously.
Lucifer dies lol, Lucifer is similar to hades and Kratos killed hades and STOLE HIS SOUL and become more powerful,Kratos will win lol
@@MM-er8oe no he is not tf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro is legit decades above hades and zues and kratos and Superman and dr fate and dr Manhattan
And thanks
And Thor and anyone
And Odin
You kratos fanboy 😂😂😂
@@mommatthew2756 The dude literally wrote essays underneath my comment, trying to convince me how Kratos could stomp Yahweh.
😭😭😭😭😭
@@OPMack legit 😂😂 like the power of hope
Sure makes you stronger but people with serious reality warping Time manipulation
And has the ability to see the future
And know why kratos is going to do
And in a blink of a eye they can erase him
Like legit the Christian god is so op on so many levels it’s insane
Man could just trap kratos in a Black room that’s infinitely long with no door and boom he’s done 😂
@@OPMack they say the power of hope makes you stronger than anybody but there are being that are said to be limitless aswell like Superman yet he can still lose
Kratos legit got knocked out by thor 😂😂
Imagine if god just out of nowhere decided to start throwing hands
Man can legit blink and send him flying out the Milky Way
😂
Power of hope yet kratos got killed by Thor basically 😂
that would be a nice side mission instead of a boss battle it would be just a chat with the best advices in life given to the player
Imagine the end of the god of war franchise with Kratos being forgiven by Christ and going to Heaven with his family
Kratos is sleepin' on Jesus's true power level. The human body is 60% water. If Jesus turns Kratos into 60% wine, the fight's over. He also apparently spoke the universe into existence, but he's more likely to just hug it out and tell Kratos that no man is beyond redemption. Jesus is a homie like that. He _could_ destroy you, but he tries to stop you from destroying yourself instead.
I try to turn 60% of my body into wine every time I drive.
@@JinKee This mf 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
If you are omnipotent being what can create and destroy worlds with single thought
You don't need to care about looking badass
In fact that's what made the Jews doubt Jesus' words. They expected a god of war (literally) to liberate them. Little did they know their liberation was not from an earthly empire, but from their very own evil ways. This is the beauty of the christian theology. It's unique, and it has been from the very beginning. People simply didn't see it until God himself came and revealed it.
@@mpleandre True
@@mpleandre Even if people don't believe in God there is still wisdom to be learned. That applies to everything really but people don't see things that way anymore. Everything is a conflict and those you deem to be wrong must be mocked and ridiculed as lesser.
@@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 Indeed. Whether Christianity is true or not, the psychological and, say, anthropological depth of it says a lot about our character. It describes us as fallen beings, who had the capability to be perfect, yet couldn't, all because of pleasure and a life guided by instinct. Christianity is, in that sense, a big "don't be an animal" sign
@@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 I agree except for "anymore" part
It was always this way, when we were younger we just didn't see it
I like how this Jesus is kind of depicted as a huckster
😅 He probably would have a sense of humor...
"I killed dragons before this.", Kratos
"I created those dragons.", God.
"What?"
Atreus: You are earlier today father.
Kratos: Aye. Had some help moving the boulders.
Atreus: Who helped you?
Kratos: A hooded traveler carrying a cross. Offered bread and wine after we moved everything. When I asked about the cross and if he needed some help, he just smiled and said "You already carried too many crosses my son", and left.
Jesus would just touch kratos and turn in him into bread to feed the homeless😂😂😂
Lmao hahah
Nah Jesus would never do that lol,you mad that Kratos wins on DCU and Marvel?Cause if you are then you're a midboy LOL dumbass cunt
@@MM-er8oe MAD FOR WHAT HAHAHHAHAHA when did I bring up midvel. You mad that Jesus can slap kratos’ dick outta your mouth with ease baby boy
@@cringemeat9430 how about we talk in real life let's see if that same energy comes out of your stinking breathe mouth lol just one punch would shut yo ass up on boy just shut yo ass up lol you know you weak you know you ain't tough in real life so get yo ass on boi
Jesus dodges attacks by turning into wine and splashing around
Now that's an eye catching thumbnail 😂😂😂😂😂😂
we need a part two
I can tell you exactly what would happen if Kratos met Jesus.
They would wind up just sitting down and talking. Jesus would break Kratos' bias when it comes to gods. And when Kratos told his story, Jesus would talk him through it and offer forgiveness.
And since Jesus is omnipotent, he would solidify that forgiveness by destroying the Blades of Chaos and removing the ashes from Kratos' skin.
Jesus is not omnipotent etc he's all omni and beyond
If Kirbo showed us anything, it’s that you shouldn’t underestimate Jesus.
Jesus's greatest miracle to a powerful demigod like Kratos:
Bringing Brok's soul and other souls aimlessly wandering around.
The love of Christ will prevail
It'd be a great way to end the series as well. After all the fighting and endless nightmares, Kratos would finally meet someone who's able to bring him peace
I always imagined that if Jesus had any kind of special power, it would be something like every attack against him would magically miss or otherwise do zero damage, because he's a pacifist or something.
Exodus 15:3 ESV
The Lord is a man of war; the Lord is his name.
Matthew 10:34 ESV
“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.
@redtsun 67 Check JoJo 7* the stand name is Love train. You gonna be shocked.
Golden experience requiem be like
Jojo Part 7 basically
"Why is he just a balding middle aged man". That perfectly describes my reaction to Odin in Ragnarok.
Jesus be like: I have more hair on me than you ever can 😅