Heretics are called so at ecumenical councils . Catholics are the only Church that can still call together an ecumenical councils so that means that everyone else is outside of the visible church. The baptist are pelagian heretics who don't believe everyone who goes to heaven must be born again, and they deny the eucharist. Luther would side with the Catholics 100 times over the baptist. Luther would not believe that baptist could be saved.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, we hold to the regulative principle, so I'll be preaching Leviticus 2." Somehow each one of these is even better than the last.
Small-town Independent Baptist: "We're gonna set up a booth in the foyer for after-church family photos, and there will be a meal on the grounds put on by the men, which may be a success or a failure. Either way, the ladies will still end up cleaning the church kitchen. Also, there will be a baby dedication for some reason."
I grew up United Methodist (Mom and her family was Presbyterian, dad's family drug hi to a Southern Baptist church until he was old enough to move out). I converted to Catholicism. You sir, nailed ALL OF IT! Bravo!
The Pentecostal brought back memories, and hearing the Pentecostal pastor preach from Proverbs 31 every year. I still hear " Mujer Virtuosa ¿quien lo hallara? " in his voice whenever I read from the Reina Valera Bible.
Well it looks like the united Methodist guy finally got kicked out. I wonder why, could it be because of the heretical vote they had recently in Charlotte NC! LOL!!😉🤣😆 I pray that the UMC repents and comes to Jesus soon.
I live in the UK but still was on the email list for my old UMC in South Carolina. The male pastor referred to the Holy Spirit as "she" twice in the last email (He stated he was waiting to send the email until after General Conference). Unsubscribed from the email and in the "tell us why" section I wrote that it was painful to see the church falling further into apostasy and that referring to the Holy Spirit as she was absolutely blasphemous. There is are no Biblical based churches in my area of the UK (all have "identity" flags). Lord help us.
@charlestonscnative9083 I read last year that a high-ranking archbishop in the Church of England declared that the Lord's Prayer was "problematic" due to the association some people make between the word "Father" and "harmful patriarchy", and the Church has convened a council to determine whether or not to start using "gender neutral" language to refer to God. I have tremendous sympathy for you having to endure such an environment. God bless.
Oi veh. The shirtless acrobat got me.... it's hilarious, but also incredibly depressing that it actually happened. Makes me want to say "if you love Jesus, you'll... flip tables and drive those heretic wolves out of there." But I digress. Lol
Its been a long time since I've seen so many ministers at ine table. They all must be brothers....have any of you noticed the resemblance??? It's uncanny.......🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha, I am slain in the spirit of your sense of humor! The John Lindell callout was unexpected and hilarious. And that United Methodist was always a bit fruity, but it seems he has officially "come out" with this one 😂
I stopped going to a So Bapt church for this reason. Moms are exalted (much like the Catholics venerated Mary) and they cannot do any wrong. And in Father’s Day, we we are excoriated for all our failures and shortcomings as men in great detail and lambasted to repent and work harder. No law on Mother’s Day and no grace in Father’s Day.
I hear you on that one. This society is a gynarchy, not a patriarchy. Our church had a responsive reading in which the women agreed to submit to their husbands and the husbands agreed to love their wives as Christ loves the church. The women reading didn't seem to be as loud as they could have been, but it could have been my imagination.The sermon was on Matthew 19 and what Jesus and the Bible says about marriage. Pastor put responsibility on both spouses, so that was encouraging.
I can relate. At my reformed Baptist church our Pastor said Happy Mothers Day at the beginning after the announcements and went back to preaching his series through Colossians. I appreciated that a lot! I felt uncomfortable when my past churches preached on moms.
You missed the SDA, oh that’s right they are at home on Mother’s Day because they went to church on Sabbath so they’re at home having a great day with Mom.
this was great! 😂 I grew up AOG, and our pastor always had his wife give the message on Mother's Day...can't remember if it was based on Proverbs 31 or not, though 🤔🙃
Your Lutheran charecterization always makes me proud to be Lutheran. But a liturgical, confessional, Missouri Synod Lutheran - not those other poser synods.
How sad it must be for Calvinist mother who gave birth to their children, and yet some may not be elect and spend eternity in Hell, Oh well! Reformed doctrines are wacked!
Sadly your definition is wacked because Calvinist’s don’t believe what you described. When will our critics ever describe reformed believers correctly? 🤔🤷♀️
I might add, not all people go to heaven do they? Those that go to hell were someone’s child at one time weren’t they? Your argument is silly and incoherent. No one knows who the elect are until salvation so we preach to all. ✝️
Make fun of the Catholics all you want but while the rest of you were having todays sermons about mothers day, we were celebrating the feast of the ascension of Our Lord. It trumps mothers day. Also fyi heretics are named so at ecumenical councils and since the catholics are the only ones who can call together a council , id say we are not hereitcs. The baptist who reject infant baptism would be pelagian heretics. They dont believe you have to be born again to go to heaven
In the comment section of several of my videos people make the joke that the Anglican would be ordering alcohol, drunk, etc. so that’s where it came from - straight outta the comment section lol
"You mispronounced heretic."
That one got me. 😆😆
I laughed out loud🤣
Same here brother
Gonna play this to my local romcal priest today
Brilliant 😂
Heretics are called so at ecumenical councils . Catholics are the only Church that can still call together an ecumenical councils so that means that everyone else is outside of the visible church. The baptist are pelagian heretics who don't believe everyone who goes to heaven must be born again, and they deny the eucharist. Luther would side with the Catholics 100 times over the baptist. Luther would not believe that baptist could be saved.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, we hold to the regulative principle, so I'll be preaching Leviticus 2." Somehow each one of these is even better than the last.
I agree!!!!! This was fabulous. One of the best of a great bunch.
“No one wants an Eggo from and Uggo” has me dying..
"Well, yeah, I mean, come on, we're still Methodist." Killed me. Well done.
Oh the James River Church reference! 😂
I’m just glad he said acrobat
When Driscoll was the voice of reason you know your Church sucks
@@nonanonymous2378 I thought for sure, when he repeated himself, he was gonna change it to st-per!
We let our kids play with the Presbyterians…we just remind them they’re a little special.
Best comment haha
The Methodist stuff had me rolling😂
Keep up the good work!
By by Salmonella polo
I'm glad Pastor Foskey can make me laugh about it so I don't cry 😂
Welcome to the club, GMC, you've made it!
Small-town Independent Baptist: "We're gonna set up a booth in the foyer for after-church family photos, and there will be a meal on the grounds put on by the men, which may be a success or a failure. Either way, the ladies will still end up cleaning the church kitchen. Also, there will be a baby dedication for some reason."
Would love to see each denomination's monopoly boards.... Brilliant as ever. Watching from 🇬🇧
As an Anglican mom, may I place my order for a flute of Champagne now?
I grew up United Methodist (Mom and her family was Presbyterian, dad's family drug hi to a Southern Baptist church until he was old enough to move out). I converted to Catholicism. You sir, nailed ALL OF IT! Bravo!
“It is gonna be lit!” 😂
Lutheran here -- We just celebrated the seventh Sunday of Easter which happened to fall on Mother's Day this year.
Me too, but we still recognized and thanked God for mothers at the end of the service.
A shout out to the sword-swallowing, shirtless, pole climbing acrobat! That guy is popular here lately!😄
I for one would love to sit in a on Presby/Mo Synod mixer.
The Methodist split making it into one of these videos is everything I hoped it would be.
The Pentecostal brought back memories, and hearing the Pentecostal pastor preach from Proverbs 31 every year. I still hear " Mujer Virtuosa ¿quien lo hallara? " in his voice whenever I read from the Reina Valera Bible.
I'm in a Spanish pentecostal church and just a couple of hours ago that EXACT sentence was being repeated lol.
As a United Methodist, the last part was the best!
I can't believe the Catholic didn't mention our Blessed Mother Mary
That's because we have a whole month for our Mother. And they won't even talk to her, poor things.
Blessings from Finland 😁
One of the best denominations videos yet.
Well it looks like the united Methodist guy finally got kicked out. I wonder why, could it be because of the heretical vote they had recently in Charlotte NC! LOL!!😉🤣😆 I pray that the UMC repents and comes to Jesus soon.
'Could it be ... SATAN ?'
I live in the UK but still was on the email list for my old UMC in South Carolina. The male pastor referred to the Holy Spirit as "she" twice in the last email (He stated he was waiting to send the email until after General Conference). Unsubscribed from the email and in the "tell us why" section I wrote that it was painful to see the church falling further into apostasy and that referring to the Holy Spirit as she was absolutely blasphemous. There is are no Biblical based churches in my area of the UK (all have "identity" flags). Lord help us.
@@toolegittoquit_001 he’s still funny after all these years.
@charlestonscnative9083 I read last year that a high-ranking archbishop in the Church of England declared that the Lord's Prayer was "problematic" due to the association some people make between the word "Father" and "harmful patriarchy", and the Church has convened a council to determine whether or not to start using "gender neutral" language to refer to God. I have tremendous sympathy for you having to endure such an environment. God bless.
The shirtless sword swallower bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So delighted to see the Catholic included! Hilarious. Thx (from a Catholic).
Oi veh. The shirtless acrobat got me.... it's hilarious, but also incredibly depressing that it actually happened.
Makes me want to say "if you love Jesus, you'll... flip tables and drive those heretic wolves out of there." But I digress. Lol
Its been a long time since I've seen so many ministers at ine table. They all must be brothers....have any of you noticed the resemblance??? It's uncanny.......🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha, I am slain in the spirit of your sense of humor! The John Lindell callout was unexpected and hilarious. And that United Methodist was always a bit fruity, but it seems he has officially "come out" with this one 😂
Classic! As a mom I approve of this message 🥰👍
That’s why we don’t let our children play with your children.
🤣🤣🤣
I’m a global Methodist and yes I fear we haven’t learned our lesson fully 😂
Next time I want to see the United and Global Methodists bickering with each other :3
I think that’s called “General Conference 2020” that was held in 2024. Lol
PCA here - no proverbs 31, we’re preaching on Nehemiah 11 😂
Preaching on Nemeiah 11! Awesome brother!
My church had gave people envelopes so they can write prayer requests.
I LOLed at the United Methodist part! 😁👍
Sometimes I swear you have an Orthodox Presbyterian theologian helping you with the lines for the Presbyterian. 😂
GOOD stuff jist shared with my pastor (Presbyterian) 😂😂... GOD Bless
Lots of laughs! The best yet!
You crack me up, Keith!
Keith, I just saw The Steve Deace show play this vid! You're making friends my friend and your sphere of influence is widening!🎉
Gotta love the GMC/UMC dynamic. We should all be able to laugh at ourselves.
Absolutely brilliant. LOVED IT. Keep em' coming
Love your humor
The hair on Global Methodist. Your attention to detail is noted.
church of Christ: does nothing except maybe announce it in the announcements and the preacher will preach a sermon
Are you going to have a new and improved father's day video as well?
As an Anglican, I've been called out!!! 😂
I stopped going to a So Bapt church for this reason. Moms are exalted (much like the Catholics venerated Mary) and they cannot do any wrong. And in Father’s Day, we we are excoriated for all our failures and shortcomings as men in great detail and lambasted to repent and work harder. No law on Mother’s Day and no grace in Father’s Day.
I hear you on that one. This society is a gynarchy, not a patriarchy. Our church had a responsive reading in which the women agreed to submit to their husbands and the husbands agreed to love their wives as Christ loves the church. The women reading didn't seem to be as loud as they could have been, but it could have been my imagination.The sermon was on Matthew 19 and what Jesus and the Bible says about marriage. Pastor put responsibility on both spouses, so that was encouraging.
I can relate. At my reformed Baptist church our Pastor said Happy Mothers Day at the beginning after the announcements and went back to preaching his series through Colossians. I appreciated that a lot! I felt uncomfortable when my past churches preached on moms.
This is hysterical 😂especially the Global Methodist part.
The ending had me rolling. 😂😂
The United methodist 🤣!
Your best work yet! Too funny!! 👏👏
I had to look it up....
Superior Theology = Pancake Breakfast.
The funniest part was that there was a pilates commercial playing before the video would start
Solid
I was awaiting a joke about praying to the mother of Jesus, missed opportunity there.
It was in the rough draft, but it go dropped lol
In my RC days, the Mother’s Day service started with a Marian procession into the church from an outside gathering area.
The methodist acrobat enjoyer.
You missed the SDA, oh that’s right they are at home on Mother’s Day because they went to church on Sabbath so they’re at home having a great day with Mom.
My first thought when I watch these videos is “Oh dear what’s Big Eva done this time?”
this was great! 😂 I grew up AOG, and our pastor always had his wife give the message on Mother's Day...can't remember if it was based on Proverbs 31 or not, though 🤔🙃
That Lutheran was right on the money for what my church did on Sunday
That popped collar 😂
You've got the UMC down cold.
So funny thank you😂
The Catholic priest not mentioning the Blessed Mother is missed opportunity 😅
Love this!😂😂
The other guy went off the rails 😂😂😂
Yay for the first appearance of the Global Methodists! May they be just as hillarious as the United Methodist, but in a more based way.
Love it😂
No mention of the Blessed Mother? What kind of Mother’s Day is this? 😮
And as a Catholic, my priest mentioned Mary.
HA yeah, us Anglicans have had a lot of problems with the sauce.
That's funny, I am also subscribed to a channel belonging to a pole climbing acrobatic archer... No sword swallowing though!
Are there waffles at the big Eva for everybody?
Because waffles at church is the way you're going to get me to go.
I was waiting for the Unitarians. 😂
You should add The Seventh-Day Adventist...
The poor UMC guy 😢
Funny!
Nondenominational here, and I don't see any of that from my church lol
I’m usually the first comment
the global methodist just fades out... because they all just end up non-denom/big eva
What, no weed smoking Unitarians in the group?!
hilarious !
Your Lutheran charecterization always makes me proud to be Lutheran. But a liturgical, confessional, Missouri Synod Lutheran - not those other poser synods.
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The Global Methodist is an improvement, still too woke for me, but it is an improvement.
Oh wow. Is this guy funny like this all the time?
You skipped UMC no longer know #whatisawoman?
No total silence from the JW's?
Do Presbyterians even exist anymore?
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You mispronounced heretic
Caused me to laugh out loud😂😂😂
You mispronounced heretic 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
How sad it must be for Calvinist mother who gave birth to their children, and yet some may not be elect and spend eternity in Hell, Oh well! Reformed doctrines are wacked!
Sadly your definition is wacked because Calvinist’s don’t believe what you described. When will our critics ever describe reformed believers correctly? 🤔🤷♀️
I might add, not all people go to heaven do they? Those that go to hell were someone’s child at one time weren’t they? Your argument is silly and incoherent. No one knows who the elect are until salvation so we preach to all. ✝️
Make fun of the Catholics all you want but while the rest of you were having todays sermons about mothers day, we were celebrating the feast of the ascension of Our Lord. It trumps mothers day. Also fyi heretics are named so at ecumenical councils and since the catholics are the only ones who can call together a council , id say we are not hereitcs. The baptist who reject infant baptism would be pelagian heretics. They dont believe you have to be born again to go to heaven
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I am just wondering why the Anglican is Permanently Plastered, sure, its Funny, I just want to know the source of the Gag!
In the comment section of several of my videos people make the joke that the Anglican would be ordering alcohol, drunk, etc. so that’s where it came from - straight outta the comment section lol
@@ConversationswithaCalvinist Ah right! thanks Brother :)
MGTOW
I love the comment on Lutherans baptizing babies, as if there's been a Lutheran under the age of 70 in the last century 😂
You mispronounced heretic. LOL.....