Steven Seagal Movie Belly Of The Beast Is An Insult To All Humanity - Worst Movie Ever
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- Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2022
- Re-upload as RUclips restricted video for secret reasons they refuse to explain.
The bad Steven Seagal movie Belly Of The Beast is a complete failure on every level. His fighting ability is now as bad as his acting, but nobody ever told him. It's unclear if he never watches his movies, somehow thinks they're good, or just doesn't care.
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Seagal needs to make a movie where he saves the Olympics by winning every gold medal himself on behalf of whatever country he's pretending to be from that day.
He’s a Yale professor sir. Get it right.. 😂
Well, he lives in Russia now. So he'll probably get banned for doping.
Russian mongol these days
Seagal is a traitorous piece of shit. Russian Nazi lover.
Only after gunning down security guards and hospitality first, as usual
"I fear not the man who makes a thousand bad movies but I fear the man who makes one bad movie a thousand times."
Bruce Lee
And seagal did both.
Bruce Lee's Neighbor
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@@fathernature7874 Nah, man -- Jennifer Lawrence did both, and she was the first. She founded Jeet Kune Do. 😜
He created the same movie.
Steven Seagal is one of the most inspirational and talented actors of our generation.
- Steven Seagal
Men want to be him and women can't get enough of him.....😂😊
Lmaoooooooooo! ,,,,,,NOT
I laughed a little too long from this
Lmao 🤣 are u F ing serious?! Dude,,,,this is a joke right,we used to watch s.seagull movies JUST to clown them,geez those were good times ,I remember laughing so hard !!!
@mikegeld1280 kinda missed the joke there bud….
I love how no matter how old Seagal gets his movies stay in the late 80s and early 90s
:Seagal voice:
"You know what I like about these action movies? I keep getting older, and they stay the same age! Haahaaa, yes they do! Yes they do!"
(Yes, you can also insert the ~actual~ line about "high school girls", with all the barely legal love interests... but the logic is applied to every movie as a whole and not just the ladies in it.)
To be fair that's when the best movies were made. Hollywood is dead now.
@@AR-ey1urif 80’s/90’s Seagal movies are the best ever, give me anything from dead Hollywood😂
@@Silverfox1982 Compared to modern, woke movies, Segal movies are absolute masterpieces of cinematography.
@@AR-ey1ur You almost had me for a second😂 Wait, are u serious?
Bringing Seagal a family-sized meal is the most realistic moment of this movie.
This comment had me dying for like 5 minutes 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh kkkkk
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Seagal helps feed thousands of starving children...........................by skipping his lunch!
“To confuse your enemies, you must first confuse yourself”
-Sun Tzu Jr.
- Confusius
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In Order to fight depression just watch seagal movie ❤it was a bad ass
Confuse-A-Cat
ahhahahahah
If Steve seagal would have worked in Bollywood he would have been super duper star of India 😂😂😂
I agree with you as an Indian
Indian movie are ridiculous anyway
I'm not sure i want to see him dance
@@downeedles9249 You will never see him dance, that would be his body double.
@@downeedles9249that'd be op😂😂😂
"And gives us this most disgusting love scene of all time" 😂😂
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Now I want to see it.
What movie was that from..
The cops throwing up 😂
This movie like “Taken” except the only thing taken is our time.
Taken the piss
Steven Seagal has a very special set of skills, skills that he has acquired over a very long career, skills that make him a nightmare for people that like good cinema.
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And our souls.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 seriously tho Come on, what about the amazing piece of professional athleticism at 1:30? Were so lucky it was caught on film for posterity, it was one of them where was you moments in history......
Seagal has the superhuman ability to not ever be embarrassed by anything.
Except Shitting his pants when Gene Labell Choked his ass 😂
@@chrislewis6393
Nope, Seagal denied it happened. Personally, I have no way of knowing what actually happened there. But Seagal has such a well-established reputation for being a world-class asshole that I like the story anyway.
Absolutely
He's so shallow he floats above his level of self awareness
@@samspurgeon4222 He is not shallow. He is just stupid
"While this is happening, Ryu is fighting the entire Thailand army"
The more I watch these videos, the more I laugh on the little things.
The magic boobies message was the best part of the plot.
Belly Of The Beast, I actually thought it was just about his beer gut.
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That's not a beer gut, it's aikido
@@abigcupofwater Aki-gut, more like it.
Steven is a fighter. He's been fighting against diets and good acting for decades
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which was not too bad for him as fighting burns some calories.
Steven Seagal never had a heart attack, heart attack have Steven Seagal.
Losing the fight it seems…
He like the Jamie Oliver of making movie
“Because a gun that’s pointing at you while floating off the ground isn’t suspicious af.” 😂😂😂
Note that when he's jumping through the wagon to the small cart, he's jumping perpendicularly to the tracks, but lands on the cart in the tracks direction, allowing for momentum to push the cart forward. Another proof Seagal is a master of Space and Time.
Good catch! hahaha
He has enouh mass to bend the space-time.
I rewinded that scene so many times laughing so hard 🤣
Yeah... I saw that too.
I like to imagine them setting up the scene, and one of the camera guys trying to explain the geometry of the shot to Seagal. Realism? Fckit.
Clearly the train tracks cross at that point 😂😂
"But seagal desperately wants people to believe he is desirable...
Nobody does, and he is not"
I'm dying laughing here
We DO, and his IS
@@SupremacyGamesYT you do and he is not
I know man this guy is a scream, his critiques are about a thousand times better than the Steven Seagal movie and shorter too lol...
Steven Seagal knows Victoria's secret.
He was a jerk when he was young. Now he looks fat and super thick in the face. He is not likeable. If it wasn't for his martial arts training, he would have never made it in Hollywood.
It's ironic when you really want Seagal to make more terrible movies just so there's always a guaranteed supply of hilarious reviews for them.
Hilarious to think that probably these reviews have a better rating than the movies themselves lol
@@saia24 this is the only reason people may choose to buy the steaming pile of shit that are Seagal movies.
Yes please ! More Seagal films.
ive literally seen more segall movie reviews than i have marvel movie phases…
For real. I'm trying to pace myself because I don't want to r7n out of movies.
"There's this weird old man, who has a Steven Seagal voodoo doll..... Yes I'm serious.." 😄😄
The narration is so absolutely hilarious that I hope that Seagal makes loads more " action movies " so that you can keep doing these narratives. I have spent all afternoon, with a dodgy mouth after a trip to the dentist, laughing my head off!
Brilliant, brilliant, thank you.
There's no way Seagal became self-aware and named a movie after his own gut.
He probably named it because it sounded cool
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You have no idea lol his ego is so big he doesn't even know he exist only his hunger let's him know he's a beast
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"He died the most predictable way possible by running away, slipping on a tomato, sliding through frozen fish, and hitting a clever." Yes, I'm so tired of that classic movie troup! 🤣🤣
Exactly this is sooo boring and repetitive 😂🤣
Yeah, it's a thing in every goddamn movie from Godfather to Silence of the Lambs.
That's how most people die.....or slipping on a banana peel and falling in front of a train...the 2nd most common cause of death..
Sounds exactly like Norman Jayden in Heavy Rain
It was just missing the Wilhelm Scream
The train cart rolling down the tracks killed me - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Slipping on a tomato then sliding on a table full of frozen fish face first into a meat cleaver is actually a very common accident. Make sure not to leave tomatoes on the floor near the frozen fish table, and always slide feet first with legs apart.
“I am not making this up. This actually happens in the movie…” 😂
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Literally fucking lost it at that part
I spit my fish tacos out at that part
Had to pause the video at that point to recollect.
Consider ourselves lucky. The scene could have been a LOT worse. It could have been Seagal pulling down his pants and... well you fill in the rest.
"A man with a plot can make a movie. A man who has lost the plot can make any movie." - Steven Seagal probably.
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Best thing ive read in ages 🤣🤣😭😭🤣😭
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This is *GOLD*
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I love all the "Anyways" transitions in all these videos after he gives up on trying to explain the stupidity in these films.
Seagal really is like the kid on the playground who tries to convince you that he French-kissed the girl several grades above him as well as the teacher and also that he has secret powers. That bit with the fuckin voodoo guy really brings it all home though. I guess he just had to let everyone who thought he was completely full of himself already know that he was not full yet and clearly still had much more room in that bloated ego of his to go.
I like how he can call a whole string of Seagal movies "the worst movie in the world", and then makes the case that each really is.
Fantastic series.
The magic boobies state you are correct…
Because his 1st movie was the worst in the world & each subsequent one is worse than the previous one so the title moves on. They were all the worst movie at some point in time.
@@dmc6262 the worst movie in the world, so far.
@@dmc6262No, they're all individually tied for the title "worst movie ever"
The asshole says dozens of people are being paid to denigrate him.
Seagals acting career is one giant boost to his endlessly massive ego. The man is one of the biggest narcissists the world has ever seen.
Probably why he moved to Russia. So he could be closer to Putin.
Ya but the fact is all these movies get made.
If you take 60 milion from the mafia in court you would be too.
you should meet my mom...
@@wilfredoUbatuba I'll meet your mum. How much does she charge?
Love the consistency in cycling through the pronunciations of "Reye-yoo", "Ree-yoo", and "Roo" throughout. Gold.
When he was sliding I lost it😂😂😂😂
I'll never get over him killing the taxi driver like he's in a Grand Theft Auto game. LOL
I'm no international legal expert but I'm guessing that sort of thing might get him in trouble with the Thailand authorities, unless there's a reciprocal agreement that each other's security forces can execute each other's service workers.
@@strelokstalker212that was just seagals excuse
@@SofaKingShit in Thailand he's probably jailed in solitary until US government bangs their head on the wall in frustration and gives some big shot drug dealer or arms trader in exchange... like look at Britney Griner, they had to free the Lord of War prototype dude for a goddamn idiot who thought moving into an extreme-right-wing dictatorship for a job while being a black lesbian AND taking cannabis with her was a good idea. And that's minor offense (though admittedly, Thailand is 100 times more free than russia), but you can see stories of people trapped abroad for drug smuggling (Thailand included) and it's not fun for them. An ordinary person would face hell for murder like that but actual special forces member doing this would warrant an international scandal and highly publicized prisoner exchange.
@@KasumiRINA Right wing dictatorship?
You mean America?
@@cliff311976i think right wing or ultranationalism is better than communism 😁
Come on, give Seagal a break. At least he had the compassion to do his sex scene fully clothed. It could have been much worse is what I'm saying
Plus he gave us the greatest excuse to stare at boobies. Hun I had to look at her boobs!! I had to decode a message.
Fortunately, I don't think there's a chance in hell that he'd want anyone to know what he actually looks like under that circus tent he calls a shirt.
Dude, he seems like the type to 69 and have the lady on bottom. Like an animal lol
I genuinely wish he let down his ponytail and did full penetration
@@CerberusLives 😁😆😄😅🤣😂
"Even Segal's wondering if this is too stupid, even for him." Superior narration Mr. Ice
This guy bagging on Seagal has got to be some of the highest value entertainment out there 😂
"The family sized order of food she brought is starting to win him over..." 🤣
She knew the rule.. A way to a man's ❤️ is through his stomach..🍔💩👍
Seagal is the type of guy who has so much pride. If he gets a movie script that shows him being hit once in a fight, we won't approve it.
The only time he does get hit was by some random voodoo guy that was introduced 5 minutes before the end of the movie, but even then, voodoo guy is randomly killed off by chanting Buddhist monks 😂
“But who am I to question Seagal?” made me laugh so hard 😃
"While this is happening, Ryu is fighting the entire Thailand army" I was laughing throughout the whole video, but I absolutely lost it here
Ahaha
He stole the movie. XD He was the real hero.
Of course he has to carve a swath through Thailand, Sagat and Bison are there
"Even seagal's wondering whether it's gotten stupid even for him". I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Nah, we good"
@@djangomatador9442 Just imagine, how stupid the cut out scenes have to be, when a "kill by a tomato" he Steven answers with "nah, , we good" xD ... i would love to see a compilation of cut out scenes from Seagulls movies xD
I can’t even imagine the lunacy that goes on during takes. It’s like Seagull is purposely taking the piss, that’s got to be it. Seagull has an immense sense of depreciating humour and we have all missed it. 😂😂😂
"Who can barely even make out the high-speed blur slowly rolling past them." Thats gold my friend.
"...Seagal goes where the, uh, magic boobies tell him to go..." 🤣🤣
He's basically playing himself in every movie
I’m actually impressed he is very good at writing movies like an AI would
I like how he implies every Seagal movie is "the worst movie ever" and somehow I absolutely agree lol what a guy Seagal is
"Seagal goes where the magic boobies tell him to go"
Man, for once I wish I was like Seagal.
I would like this comment but then it would no longer be the holy 69
@@danielwilliams7562 Its now 109 likes anyway - so you can like it ;)
~ And somehow, that's the best writing of Seagal's career.
Seagal's permanent furrowed brow always suggests he's just realised he's left the iron on.
Brother you literally make everyone laugh in these dark times.
Seagal really believes people find true love at strip clubs lol I died
I'm in Love with a stripper😂
" Seagal really believes people find true love at strip clubs" That was pure gold!
This is one of the most entertaining RUclips projects I have ever stumbled upon. Hats off Space Ice. Even when I think I don't want to keep watching, I just keep watching
Seagal just makes up some hand signals. 😂
No matter how much you beat yourself up and think little of yourself, just remind yourself that someone like Steven Seagal exists and you're not him
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He’s still wealthy and doesn’t seem to care what others think. Talk about him negatively or positively, people still talk about him. He’s chilling I’m sure.
he's still entertaining millions of people, as you can see. surely a rapist/pedo/Hitler would be a better comparison.
I'd love be a multi millionaire starring in my own action movies (no matter how cheesy and ridiculous) and banging all these roasties for a chance to be a movie star
awww thank you
Steven Segal can rightfully claim that he now has a belly of the beast
And a Beast of a belly.
Ha
Lmao
You know, if the main character was the monk, this could be an okay movie.
A man struggling with his grief from accidentally killing an innocent woman has to go up against weapons smugglers when they kidnap one of his friends.
This channel has become one of my favorite pastimes. I can't get enough of these Seagal movie breakdowns!
the amount of effort it took for Steven to roll over on that railroad trolley car was amazing. he must have eaten breakfast twice that day to have enough energy to roll over. what a legend.
Bro im dead💀💀
And you know damn well he let out a lil toot when he did the roll
Lmfao
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He's a genius - he made Under Siege, a good movie, so that everyone will watch his next 200 films thinking "surely he can't have made only one good film?" Not realising that every film he's made since is the worst ever film ever made until the next one he makes.
Under Siege copied Die Hard. Although it was his biggest earner....Hard to Kill was his best movie
@@FuShengAlex Personally, I love Marked for Death. Those Jamaican gangsters were badass.
Under Siege wasn't even that good though. Most movies I re-watch at some point in my life. I've never re-visited that one.
The two things I remember about Under Siege is the knife fight with Tommy Lee Jones and Erica Eleniak popping out of a cake...naked...I think 🤔
@@DerMeister821 no, I quite liked Under Siege and it had much better production values than most of his films. Also, another genius move, his acting looks much better than normal because the other stars are as one dimensional as him - Gary Busey can only play Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones can only play Tommy Lee Jones
Dude....this is my new favorite channel. The narration is amazing
"a high speed blur slowly rolling past them"
these recaps are too good
This is channel is one of the greatest feats of humanity. Excellent work yet again
5:32, bro your comment had me dead “ between the terrorists and this smoking hot woman” 😂
Seagal's acting range, in his face is amazing... One look covers all the emotions and feelings....Constipation, happiness, anger, joy, curiosity, concern, love, caring, sleepiness, anticipation, enjoyment, erection, etc.
Calculon can learn from Seagal.
Old joke, new idiots, right? 🤣
😂😂 😂😂😂 epic 👍👍👍👍
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Please tell me im not the only one who had seagals same facial expression flash in their head while reading every emotion. 😂😂😂
I just stumbled upon this channel one day wow this is great tons of good laughs! 👍👍
*The Family Size Food She Brought Is Starting To Win Him Over*
I like how this guy covered his bases by pronouncing "Ryu" 3 different ways throughout the video to avoid getting called out for pronouncing it wrong lol
Ryu was actually the best part of this farce 😂
"Roo" near the end was definitely the biggest surprise 😂
I've been worried about Steven for a long time. His weight fluctuates so much during his movies, I can't help but think he's working so hard to entertain us, that he's not taking good enough care of himself.
Christian Bale in Machinist is nothing compared to Seagals levels of commitment!
He has no time to workout or take care of himself because he's so busy practicing Bullshido for us and his movies. 😭
@@MrPobanz I heard seagal ate bale on his way to the buffet..
It's because he just films random clips at various times which then end up edited together into an incoherent straight-to-video movie. So in one scene he's gained a sun tan and 10kg since the previous scene.
It's ok, Steven is just using his chi to strategically shift his mounds of protective aikido fat to different parts of his body for maximum effect.
No one is going to comment about how at 5:48 segal flew out of the train, PERPENDICULAR to the train, turned 90 degrees mid-air and landed on a cart PARALLEL to the train?!
Please do not stop at what you do.the world is a better place because of you.families and friends are rolling on the floor laughing❤❤❤❤
As of 2022, Segal's net worth is $16 million.
Truly one of the greatest comedy actors of all time !
Legends had it, that seagal movies have so much seagal stunt doubles in it, than marvel movies CGI-artists in them.
also one of the most athletic aswell as intelligent people on the planet
Wow. That much?🤨😂🙈
And that is the true secret of Segal..... Every one complains his movies are pure $hit, but they are released overseas and Segal gets Paid again and again lol
@@The_Original_Brad_Miller He's the face of a money laundering front. He's paid to make it all seem legit.
"seagal goes where the magic boobies told him to go" im in stitches!
Hope you’re not drinking or eating when you hear the greatest words
Magic Boobies
Totally believable. I've gone where the magic boobies have told me in Thailand many times! 🤣🤣🤣
These are awesome. New favorite channel.
Your are so funny, Space Ice. I say it on every video, but between your delivery and your sarcasm I can't help but die laughing. Thanks for the lesson in comedy, Sensei.
I just wish we got a seagal video game. All stats maxed out at very beginning. 7 different story lines happening all at once with 4 going absolutely nowhere and ending abruptly. Then takes out the final boss while sitting down flailing his arms wildly. That game would be BADASS!!!!
THAT would be amazing.
Actually Konami released a fighting game on the PS1 called Kensei : Sacred Fist. One of the playable characters bares a close resemblance to Mr Seagal.
@@brendonculhane7321 now I have to find this game.
Sifu pc community already made a mod for that. One of his special focus attacks calls in a body double when the player needs to do some high flying gymnastics work. No guns, it's just kung fu from the base game.
@@brendonculhane7321 Douglas Anderson looks incredibly like 1990s Steven Seagal.
14:59 Actually, Seagal got sore while filming, but he's so lazy he didn't want to repeat the shot, so they had to add the voodoo afterward to explain it appropriately.
What would've been more realistic is explaining he had a heart attack from eating too much nachos.
@@CDPW Indeed, this is also very probable. Poor man, I started to feel sorry for him. He should rather have used a double, as always.
Just discovered your channel and I love your content ! Subscribed !!!
Oh, god, I remember I saw the trailer for this on TV at the time. IIRC it was just the bullet bit (without the part where it splits the arrow) and then "Steven Seagal - Belly of The Beast", that they didn't show anything else was a bit suspicious in hindsight.
These are such GOLD. Please, never stop making these unless it pisses you off and your sick of this shit, but even so....never stop. I couldn't laugh harder if I wished it.
I second this guys comment. Never stop because these are priceless.
He'll run out of movies eventually, but I still hope he finds other horrible movies to review.
Man I swear, this shit is way too funny.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley I see TV series in the near future then, and possibly, followed by video games and their storylines and how F'd up some can be. :P
The secret location written on the lady’s chest had me in stitches 😂
That was golden
“Family sized order of food is starting to win him over” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant and hilarious commentary. Just subbed 🤣😂👍
Your clips about Steven Seagal are soo fun to view, that now I get a burst of laugh even when I sometimes randomly stumble of that thumbnail of the video...and than I have to klick on it :D
Re-upload. RUclips restricted last video and claims they're not allowed to say why
RUclips has become total garbage. Maybe you could upload to Odyssee as well?
I have a strong opinion on this, but I can't tell you.
This is the same video that was re-uploaded before? Seagal movies are so similar I really can't tell which is which.
@@deviltronix Naaa if they said they are not allowed to say it imply court orders, not saying Space Ice is getting sue but maybe the film was involved in a suit, just my guess.
You blurred that swimmer’s buttcrack in the beginning. I remember thirsting over her.
Our culture is so upside-down. Exploding bodies, no problem. Buttcrack, demonetized.
Its remarkable how Seagal with literally zero talent in acting, story writing and direction doesn't let it stop him from doing acting, story writing and direction.
I would love to have that kind of confidence.
I just finished watching this review with my son, loved how he enjoyed it laughing. Good work, my fav RUclips channel 😅
Bro the breast scene was crazy 🤣😂😂😂😂😂. I can't believe I use to think Steven Segal's movies were good 😂😂
Same here
He has to have the world record for fight scenes while sitting down.
I think Seagal wanted to go on vacation to thailand to have fun and thought why not make a movie out of it.
Space pronounced "Ryu" in three different ways during the video. 1- Raiu, just to piss us off. 2- Ryu to win us back and 3- Roon just to make us laugh. Kind of what Seagal movies does.
Space followed the same trend in his review of Absolution.
I lost it at the voodoo guy stabbing the doll and Seagal trying to express what is supposed to be pain by slightly frowning his eyebrows
I loved when the Taxi guy got killed for no reason
@@SILOPshuvambanerjeeHe didn't wanna pay the driver
i was lost at those magic boobs who reveals secrets
He looked like he was hungry rather than in pain!
@@SILOPshuvambanerjee and how nobody in that universe cares about all the dead bodies left behind
I can't stop laughing while watching this 🤣 "wonders if it's too stupid even for him... But it isn't" 🤣🤣🤣
absolutely brilliant! laughed so hard again! thanks for the entertaining reviews!
This is best channel I've found in several months. Bravo, sir! Malt Liquor!!! LABEL OUT
Got to give it to Seagal for having the balls to call a move "Belly of the Beast" with a gut like that.
"Belly of Obese"
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I caught this movie on Spanish tv and it was so wild. I can't beleive you didn't mention the dude at the bar was wearing a Dead or Alive shirt!
"Jake kills Jantapan by disarming him and breaking his neck, killing him. He ends the fight by throwing Jantapan in a display cabinet which crushes his spine, killing him. Jake breaks Jantapan's neck by throwing him, which kills him, killing Jantapan."
Excerpt from Wikipedia "Belly of the Beast"
Three different ways to kill him, but the second one is the most correct.
"And everyone just start shooting everyone else" best plot twist ever.
Funny how the kidnapped daughter disappeared from plot. 🤣
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣