Shreddie shreddie shreddie, always wanted to make one of these but now I have the CNC cutter I can, more power to come and a few more other adjustments then its postman pats fingers haha.
@@nimmen maybe you haven't see the part of the video in wich the turbo fails. Poor enginereed engine, look on RUclips for good ones. And this... A machine that works with hard torque and forces, WITHOUT bearings, steel shafts rotating in bare aluminum. So durable.
That's why this shredder should be on top of a very sturdy bin. In addition to impeding the function of the door, it might also shred a check for large quantities of money.
*I know it doesn't sound great, but I feel good when something doesn't go as planned, those are the moments I watch Colin for, he doesn't filter out the natural imperfections and so the whole process feels pleasantly human and true.*
Colin: "this 300 watt motor isnt enough" Me: "let's get a better one then" Colin: "i just got this 1300 watt motor!" Me: "isn't that a bit too- Colin: *"I GOT TWO OF THEM"*
Thats me and my dad thinking how to mend/fix/repair something. Where I think that another 20 years is plenty, he thinks 20 generations is still not good enough.
Me: huh, I need a 30 VA transformer for this project Also me: get the 50 VA one, better have a leeway Me leaving the store: yeah, that 100 VA one is great
Hesusio ...and still can find people,like in 1888, who tell you, that machines and robots steal their job... I want to see one, who want to cut and file these parts by hand :-D
just make sure you wire in an emergency shutoff that is easily reachable and that shouldn't be an issue, but still, better to take off the tie before being near anything bigger than a paper shredder.
Even worse, power bill is shredded and a couple weeks later your power is cut off for no payment, or "Son, did you get that birthday card with $200 dollars (or pounds...wuteva) in it?"
@@l3arrett82 dang my regrets bro I'm in Calabasas and we have rural routes here as well. We had 4 days of mail to deliver yesterday due to the fires.... it was insane
He's a legend guys. I mean how many plumbers know how to use a lathe or weld metals like a pro or play with flamethrowers like matchsticks. All this without any eye protection or safety gloves, just his 'safe-tie'. Great sets of skill there Colin. Hats off bro.
@@kroscuro i too have lost 7 fingers, a leg and my penis in order to prove my manliness. now i'm not manly anymore because i sit in a wheelchair and have no penis. good job boy keep it up the world needs less people like you.
Wow so complex, instead delve to the root of the problem, make it so when the flap is raised it completes a circuit, sending a signal to servos underneath a welcome mat to flip open and just shred the mailman
noonenaught actually no not really lol. you can recover data from a really really badly damaged hard drive as long as you can fix the disc. un-denting a hard drive isn’t impossible. putting back together a shredded hdd is nearly impossible tho
@@dash0173 I would love too see a video of someone recovering data from a hard drive after someone going at it as hard as they can with a hammer even after 30 seconds it would be completely shredded
Mr_FJ Some people, including me, prefer getting bills sent by paper. Easyer to keep track of them and keep an archive when you physically seperate the important stuff from the spam. Also I think its nice to be able to write: "paid (date)" with a pen on the bill than having to scratch my head wondering if its paid or not. Even paychecks i always ask to get on paper by mail so i can staple them with my contract (when its ran out) and work hour sheet. Much easyer to spot a mistake that way. Also its much easyer to keep track of your earnings. Dont know, maybe emails work better for you but i personally would never go "paperless".
I thought I was the only one that got excited about bolting two things together. It is indescribable the feeling of seeing in the mind and then holding in the hand...It is addictive...
Can't forget when you get envolope packages from the mail n Amazon either. "New game releases today guaranteed release" also guaranteed to shred new game on release day.
I am pretty sure that Colin is the epitome of what I must look like when I'm around my friends or what my friends say what I look and or act like 😁. He really makes me understand what my friends see and talked to me about me being all animated like... an I couldn't love it anymore an want more (like what sum of my friends have said to me). Colin you are oh so delightful and don't ever change. I have been watching you for some time meow and it never gets old! It doesn't matter what your doing you is always entertaining, funny, informative and very enlightening. It puts a smile on my face every time, an I thank you for that...🖤😏
@@SirAnderw The hypocrisy is real, I thought he may have one all lined up. But nooo, can't even ask a question on here without SirAndrew being offended. But the bright side is your almost a woman! You know reading too much into "Where can we find your one?", quite a feat to ASSume I think they can't have an opinion unless they have made one. My goodness, stop being old.
@@noel8313 And yet here you are assuming I am offend by your comment. Huh isn't that amazing? Its as if we can only assume the intentions of the people writing the comments by their words alone. Since we do not have the many non verbal cues and vocal cues we would have in a face to face conversation.
I am just so amazed of all that you can build without having a blueprint. Really awsome! I would love to have some of your engineering skills and creativity. Really cool to watch, and damn how I envy you.
Ohlourdes Padua who wouldn't want to see Colin here design his own automobile engine! I wonder if it'll have some wonky unique design like a triangle piston or something
I like memes Don’t worry, he wouldn’t be able to get his fingers, then hand, then arm, then torso out again, he’d end up as a pile of minced postie on the doormat. Jess, his cat might not much of the rubber boot sole cubes in his food though.
grinding parts with small part in one hand and angle grinder in the other with just a safety tie. Not sure if I ever get used to the safety levels here
How many of these mail men share a single hand? Do they share a hand because Colin's neighbors have also installed hidden mail shredders? That would explain why you're worried about THE LAST HAND OF THE MAIL MEN!
When talking about the gears at 2:16 it doesn't increase the power, power stays the same (what the engine is rated at) but you increase the force or torque when decreasing speed.
That is exactly what I need, I start all my shop fires all winter, with the year's junk mail, it'd be easier to store all summer, shredded. Got to see the next video, got a couple of ten horse gas engines, can run at the shop. Wish I had that cnc plasma, mine is me nc, not so steady a hand, these days. Thanks, got to see the next!! Semper Fi, John McClain
Royal Mail are currently advertising a job for a postal delivery person in the Stamford, Lincolnshire. Seems the last guy doing the round quit unexpectedly citing 'That madman at number 9'.
Hahahahhaah I just saw something very hideous! I looked in the mirror! But I am the best RUclipsr of this generation so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear JD
Colin Furze; The only super rich RUclipsr still dressing the same and working out of his shed not giving a shit **RESPECT Edit: and possibly the only super famous RUclipsr with any actual skills lol
Shreddie shreddie shreddie, always wanted to make one of these but now I have the CNC cutter I can, more power to come and a few more other adjustments then its postman pats fingers haha.
I was watching this vid and 2 min in I got a notification of this video!!! WTF?!?!
Could I shred my dreams Colin.
You are cool inventor!
Colin please make a human sized ornithopter......off course it cant handle your weight so,just make a drone one....like this you want colin to see it
I love the way Colin says “Crushed to pieces!”
This is the first precision made thing by furze usually it's a little more, well furze
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, Furze planning ahead... mass hysteria!
You probably skipped the turbo jet engine videos. There was quite a bit of precision calculation going on in there.
@@nimmen he ignored those calculations, which is why he had to start over with a much bigger turbocharger d:
@@nimmen maybe you haven't see the part of the video in wich the turbo fails.
Poor enginereed engine, look on RUclips for good ones.
And this...
A machine that works with hard torque and forces, WITHOUT bearings, steel shafts rotating in bare aluminum.
So durable.
300w working perfectly... upgrade to 2600w... sounds pretty furze to me... and if that safety tie goes in... :)
When I win the lottery I'm buying me a Colin Furze.
Make sure you can provide the appropiate amount of stainless steel.
ruclips.net/video/3WYHtQprLaA/видео.html
Fubby Chucker love your name, Chubby Fucker
Make sure that you buy one with a safety tie include. I've seen cheaper models without the assesoires.
iDubbbz? 🍄
Letter from the bank
"Dear Mr Furze, we are repossessing your house."
Letter box
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
They'd take one look in his house and say "On second thought you can keep it"
The underground bunker should help raise his home value!
That's why this shredder should be on top of a very sturdy bin. In addition to impeding the function of the door, it might also shred a check for large quantities of money.
When it's finished it will be the Colin Furze patented Bailiff Widow Maker.
BREAKING NEWS:
MAN ARRESTED FOR SHREDDING A MAILMAN'S FINGERS
Thats what I was thinking
@@exotrrc1636 same
@@santahasgun3894 ye
@@exotrrc1636 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Read my mind, did you?
*Mailman accidently throws in envelope intended for neighbour*
"Oh damn, well let me get that back real quick and-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I really feel like I shouldn't of up voted this comment... Oh well!
My thought, exactly...
Fingerlicking good!
I was thinking more of those cats that jump up at the letters coming through...
*I know it doesn't sound great, but I feel good when something doesn't go as planned, those are the moments I watch Colin for, he doesn't filter out the natural imperfections and so the whole process feels pleasantly human and true.*
and when he does something wrong he makes sure it's very right the next time. one 300W motor is'nt enough lets get two 1.4kW motors
@@tibo786 Yes!
We love the unedited raw footage!
You've discovered one of his secrets to success!
exactly, his videos are great for many reasons. that is definitely one of them. respect to the safety tie guy
Colin Furze: I'm going to replace these 300 Watts with 2,600 Watts.
frick yeah
I grinned when he said that, cant wait to see the result
I think we’re beginning to see Colin go from technician to mad scientist or evil genius... very slowly.
He said "thirteen hundred watts" from 300W to 1300W. Even the sum of the two motors's power isnt 2600W im wondering how you got that number.
@@WoWBrainzzz Pretty sure he was like; '1300W x 2, that's 1300x2=2600W!'
Colin: "this 300 watt motor isnt enough"
Me: "let's get a better one then"
Colin: "i just got this 1300 watt motor!"
Me: "isn't that a bit too-
Colin: *"I GOT TWO OF THEM"*
Thats me and my dad thinking how to mend/fix/repair something. Where I think that another 20 years is plenty, he thinks 20 generations is still not good enough.
Me: huh, I need a 30 VA transformer for this project
Also me: get the 50 VA one, better have a leeway
Me leaving the store: yeah, that 100 VA one is great
That reminds me of the tumblr post where a guy wants to bake cookies at 4,000,000 for 15 seconds, and the friend is just like *NICK NO*
@@thatfella358 Tumblr... in 2020?
AHHHH! Finally the music isn't ten billion db louder than the dialog!! Thank you!!! The cheque is in the mail.
The cheque is in the shredder.
That CNC Plasma cutter is beautiful. Without it, this project wouldn't be possible.
Hesusio ...and still can find people,like in 1888, who tell you, that machines and robots steal their job... I want to see one, who want to cut and file these parts by hand :-D
...I agree but let's not forget the lathe!
You could take a rod and make the shape in a milling machine by hand, then slice it up in a sawing machine or lathe. Wouldn't even need cnc equipment.
it just makes it easier.. it wouldn't be impossible lol
it would be possible just an extremely big pain in the ass lmao
You never disappoint, whenever it comes to a roadblock, rest assured more power is added. Love it man!
:)
when in doubt, throw power at it
Next next video be like putting a LS motor in to our mail cruncher
He is a British version of Tim Allen, home improvement, "More Power, ah ah ha!".
*postman comes along* "ah, his golden play button." * puts parcel through postbox* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREE...
"bad dog"
Immunity I don’t think the shredder could break through that
weird person youtubers have said it on their videos cause it has happened to some of them
Well he should get diamond I guess?
@@Truth_chan_studio he couldn't get diamond when I commented that lol. He was close to gold.
😂
thank god im subscribed to this channel
You're welcome!
When you mail Colin a sentimental hand written letter only to find he's building a letter shredder for all his mail.
MadCarTK profile pic is the perfect reaction
Its all fun and games until it eats the postman
If it eats the postman completely then there's no evidence that can't be mopped away...
Or one of the neighbourhood kids or his son. Children stick their hands in to letterboxes. Some sort of safety precaution would be nice.
Shreddie McShredington will have a SAFETY TIE! DUH!
Dogs everywhere would rejoice!
@@vanyapinda that would be funny to watch
Mailman: Ok now go put your first envelope into the mail slot right there
New recruit: Im so nervous
Mailman: Relax what's the worst that can happen
*gets pulled through the slot and shredded*
@@smilingthroughitall1115 DAMN
Pretty sure this is just Colin's excuse for not paying his bills "I never saw a gas bill..."
Louis Blissett lol yeah
he could shred the mailman in that thing too.
I get it lol
Imagine his power bill though with all those tools
@@KR7PT maybe he should make one of tesla free energy gadgets then no more power bills at all
This may be the worst project to wear a safety tie..
Reminds me of that Mr Bean scene.
Benjamin Lewis haha same with the train ticket!
And the oscar goes to !!!!
Relax, its a clip on, safety first.
just make sure you wire in an emergency shutoff that is easily reachable and that shouldn't be an issue, but still, better to take off the tie before being near anything bigger than a paper shredder.
What if it ends up shredding a formal invitation to tea with the queen
DefaultsLivesMatter that is rubbish
Then I'd say it has done its job well.
Even worse, power bill is shredded and a couple weeks later your power is cut off for no payment, or "Son, did you get that birthday card with $200 dollars (or pounds...wuteva) in it?"
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
this is the most 2011-like video not made in 2011 that ive ever seen and i loved every second of it.
You should add an air compressor to blow the pieces back at the postman XD
Yes
*shreds mailman's hand*
Change the title to *no more mail at all*
And his arm, and his shoulder, and his torso, and his legs...
Mailman? More like wailman!.... I'll see myself out.
@@Tehevilcookieable lmao I love this
I am a mailman and I approve this message 👍
do everyone a favour and stick everyone elses junk mail through it as well
my wifhe is too, rural carrier she didnt get home till 9:30 tuesday. she had over 300 packages 9 trays of dps.
@@l3arrett82 300 packages? Are u fkn kidding me? In what country do they torture employees with such huge post districts?
@@oljefri america buddy, amazon contracted out to usps.
@@l3arrett82 dang my regrets bro I'm in Calabasas and we have rural routes here as well. We had 4 days of mail to deliver yesterday due to the fires.... it was insane
0:19
"We need something with power" pretty much sums this channel up pretty well.
He's a legend guys. I mean how many plumbers know how to use a lathe or weld metals like a pro or play with flamethrowers like matchsticks. All this without any eye protection or safety gloves, just his 'safe-tie'. Great sets of skill there Colin. Hats off bro.
MT - Not everyone is a pussy like you
Chiaro Scuro You may think that he's a pussy but he'll be the one with eyes and hands
@@kroscuro i too have lost 7 fingers, a leg and my penis in order to prove my manliness. now i'm not manly anymore because i sit in a wheelchair and have no penis. good job boy keep it up the world needs less people like you.
Oh really no safty at all 6:00 hanging in the background and 7:22 - 7:30. He is awsome AND safe
@@thebean4262 the masks don't protect his face hanging in the background...
Wow so complex, instead delve to the root of the problem, make it so when the flap is raised it completes a circuit, sending a signal to servos underneath a welcome mat to flip open and just shred the mailman
@therandomdot dear god
Brilliant idea good sir
@therandomdot I am fully erect
@@MCFan-wl3ii It was a joke also it would definitely be murder not manslaughter
Make the shredded bits fly back at the postrman
With a vacuum through the back and a tube leading out the door!
Leafblower*
why? the postman is innocent
*was, he has ptsd now. @@giraffe3718
yaaaas get a fan that turns on too and flicks the bits back XD
I think our loveable mad scientist has officially lost his marbles.
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
"mad" scientist doesn't mean he's upset, it means insane.
Send em marbles through the mail
More like fingers
Carefull with your tie around that thing. LOL
Don't want that scene from Kingsman all over again.
Safety tie ... Not so safe.
either that or have an easily reachable emergency shutoff.
I was just thinking the same thing.
My first thought. Never wear a tie in the shop.
If that can do hard drives, that would be very handy for the tech people :)
That was my first thought too
is a hammer and pavement not good enough lol
noonenaught actually no not really lol. you can recover data from a really really badly damaged hard drive as long as you can fix the disc. un-denting a hard drive isn’t impossible. putting back together a shredded hdd is nearly impossible tho
Don't , i'm the guy whom intercepts the drives before the shredder and checks if there is something juicy on it
@@dash0173 I would love too see a video of someone recovering data from a hard drive after someone going at it as hard as they can with a hammer even after 30 seconds it would be completely shredded
To be fair the Virtuoso composite door collection is pretty good...
This guys is straight bonkers...
I LOVE IT!
But what if the mailman accidentally puts his hand in eh? I know. BLOODY MESS. So you should make a robot for mopping up the blood
Alenka Jezernik that’s what I thought!!!
@@Payt1502 I was worried about that too
Then he won't do it again.
And if he does happen to do it again, I guarantee he won't do it 3 times. Unless he has 3 hands.
@@nobody-pr7fg U liked ur own comment
He’s a cereal killer
Once again the man with infinite ideas I LOVE IT!!
9:47 It got a bit better... it does a tin can now!
Made my day 😂
Added bonus: You don't have to pay any more bills once you have one of these!
R0B0 ya. i was gonna say, what happens when he puts something important through the slot
@@Tony-tf4om In Denmark all the important mail is digital, is it not in the UK?
Sadly, that's not how bills work :/
Mr_FJ Some people, including me, prefer getting bills sent by paper. Easyer to keep track of them and keep an archive when you physically seperate the important stuff from the spam. Also I think its nice to be able to write: "paid (date)" with a pen on the bill than having to scratch my head wondering if its paid or not.
Even paychecks i always ask to get on paper by mail so i can staple them with my contract (when its ran out) and work hour sheet. Much easyer to spot a mistake that way. Also its much easyer to keep track of your earnings.
Dont know, maybe emails work better for you but i personally would never go "paperless".
R0B0 is the first person to realize that
My favorite part of this channel is that you don't give up till you're satisfied. Long live the furze.
Max Maruszewski 7
Kyle McLaren 8
@@BlueDotFamiliar 9
Rhishikesh Kandge 11
Egglord99 12
Will you post the video when that thing grinds up the postman?
What if it grinds up the grinder as it grinds up the amazon drone?
I thought I was the only one that got excited about bolting two things together. It is indescribable the feeling of seeing in the mind and then holding in the hand...It is addictive...
Finally, something to shred those annoying wood pallets I keep getting in the mail
Can't forget when you get envolope packages from the mail n Amazon either. "New game releases today guaranteed release" also guaranteed to shred new game on release day.
You should add a motion sensor so that it turns on when the flap is opened and a letter is fed through.
accidents may occur, use automation wisely :)
Think he said he's making a switch that triggers when the flap is lifted up
The Finger Eater 9000
I find it amazing how skilled he is. He can build just about anything.
Now what if he gets a RUclips Play button? That would be a bummer...
nah, zinc is not too hard
The next one for him is diamond, it wouldn’t fit in the letterbox.
Should have 20 mil by now, probably the most talented man on the internet
Imagine getting a birthday card with money in it
Evil bot exactly my thoughts...
Or payment cheque from sponsors (I know bank transfers exists and sponsors mostly pay with their products)
Or some suicidal fan mail
Get a P.O box and send all important things there.
@@loganm2766 Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but your letter got shredded.
I am pretty sure that Colin is the epitome of what I must look like when I'm around my friends or what my friends say what I look and or act like 😁. He really makes me understand what my friends see and talked to me about me being all animated like... an I couldn't love it anymore an want more (like what sum of my friends have said to me).
Colin you are oh so delightful and don't ever change. I have been watching you for some time meow and it never gets old! It doesn't matter what your doing you is always entertaining, funny, informative and very enlightening. It puts a smile on my face every time, an I thank you for that...🖤😏
What are you going on about?
*shreds mailman’s hand*
Wow! Everything fit's so nicely together! Great build, I love it 👍🏼👌🏼!
3 days later:
postman loses his arm,Psycho arrested.
You really rock. fun and happy. keep that way throughly. Thanks for your generosity. I give you 5 stars.
*That's alotta damage*
Knight Slasher true
Dead meme
@@b.roa2366 no u
Knight Slasher omg more memes
@@TPSnix ligma
But what happens if you actually get important mail
Not important any more. 😎
Ptfff like what
@@sprongusyt2970 birthday cards with money, bills, letters from your grandma, ect
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr that's what.
More chance of losing a finger
Put a hairdryer behind it and blow all the shredded paper in the mailmans face!
DUDE! You are completely out of your mind! Mad! Bonkers!
Love this channel now...
And when the postman puts his hands a little too far
@@Spooky3889 no more *pleasure* Time for him
Sianara
lol thx
Free hamburger meat
Colin is the definition of "high on life"
exactly. High as a kite.
Your gearing is not optimal. It increases torque only to decrease it again.
Where can we find your one?
@@noel8313 Dude he doesnt have to build one himself to say his opinion. Geeze grow up.
@@SirAnderw The hypocrisy is real, I thought he may have one all lined up. But nooo, can't even ask a question on here without SirAndrew being offended. But the bright side is your almost a woman! You know reading too much into "Where can we find your one?", quite a feat to ASSume I think they can't have an opinion unless they have made one. My goodness, stop being old.
@@noel8313 And yet here you are assuming I am offend by your comment. Huh isn't that amazing? Its as if we can only assume the intentions of the people writing the comments by their words alone. Since we do not have the many non verbal cues and vocal cues we would have in a face to face conversation.
Calm down, shitlings.
You are the epitome of a mad British inventor! Don't you dare change!
postman: *puts hand through postbox with letter*
furze: your fault pal
postman: where is my hand?
serves him right for trying to earn a living wage, should've just gotten famous on youtube instead.
@@QuantumFluxable yet ur not making a living on yt
"Don't think you're supposed to do this with a hammer."
I do believe you were using a swing press there sir!
nothing wrong with a bit of percussive maintenance ;)
This doubles as "The fan mail reader"
iDubbbz needs this for his PO box.
I am just so amazed of all that you can build without having a blueprint. Really awsome! I would love to have some of your engineering skills and creativity. Really cool to watch, and damn how I envy you.
I wanna see Colin build a car. FROM SCRATCH engine gearbox body and everything.....
The rest are easy to make (or cheat through), the engine will have to be compromised.
Dangerous car
George Beard Electric!
Screw that i wanna see him build a tank
Ohlourdes Padua who wouldn't want to see Colin here design his own automobile engine! I wonder if it'll have some wonky unique design like a triangle piston or something
I need to sub, want to see this happen
Welcome to the party.
@@MikeTheMaker1 I have seen other videos from him, defnitely a cool channel
Just waiting for a "I got sued." Video because the mailman stuck his hand in too far.
I like memes I didn't tell him to shove his hand through my private property
His fault
A letterbox too far.
I like memes
Don’t worry, he wouldn’t be able to get his fingers, then hand, then arm, then torso out again, he’d end up as a pile of minced postie on the doormat.
Jess, his cat might not much of the rubber boot sole cubes in his food though.
That's OK, the letterbox would shred his court summons too.
8:40 good to see that tucked-in tie when operating the shredder.
grinding parts with small part in one hand and angle grinder in the other with just a safety tie. Not sure if I ever get used to the safety levels here
What if your mum sends a christmas card
Cool people don't care about Christmas cards.
What Christmas card? 😎
then you don't have to answer it anymore!
Now I definitely want one.
Im worried about the mail men's hand
How many of these mail men share a single hand?
Do they share a hand because Colin's neighbors have also installed hidden mail shredders?
That would explain why you're worried about THE LAST HAND OF THE MAIL MEN!
dont worry, if it goes wrong, he wont edit it out...
it was the mailmans fault for not wearing a safety tie anyway.... :)
Joshuwatt it’s ok, he’s got another hand on the other side, people are normally equipped with 2.
When talking about the gears at 2:16 it doesn't increase the power, power stays the same (what the engine is rated at) but you increase the force or torque when decreasing speed.
8:22 to 8:31
Is he talking about the shredder or something else?, hm🤔
The shredder but it is also and innuendo. A shredder has a goldilox zone
This channel is crazy
Awesome
This Has been commented too often here.
I still love it
Going from 300W to 2600W I love it!!!! 😆
That is exactly what I need, I start all my shop fires all winter, with the year's junk mail, it'd be easier to store all summer, shredded. Got to see the next video, got a couple of ten horse gas engines, can run at the shop. Wish I had that cnc plasma, mine is me nc, not so steady a hand, these days. Thanks, got to see the next!! Semper Fi, John McClain
Just hope the mailman doesn't stick his arm through the hole
A C when you say racist shit it makes you sound low IQ
A C
>Racistly says others have low IQ
>Doesn't follow grammar rules
well you will probably be eating minced meat for like a month or so
sticking arm through the hole is trespassing on private property. Trespassers will be shredded. Think of it as a lesson. He/she won't do that again...
Implying grammar of your third language has anything to do with IQ.
Royal Mail are currently advertising a job for a postal delivery person in the Stamford, Lincolnshire. Seems the last guy doing the round quit unexpectedly citing 'That madman at number 9'.
lolol
Ohh I'll be broaching a keyway/ I'll be broaching a keyway with my foot!!
I could use that because my neighbors like to stick there fingers through my mail slot to try and get my mail
Bad Samaritan Waht the actual fuck.
GREAT IDEA!
Just put a dish of really strong dye under the mail slot.
Oh god... Colin Furze is John Cramer... He’s built a saw trap.
you should make a conveyor in the bottom to transport all the paper to the garbage can !!!!
No. Be reasonable. Recycle it.
Probably another one of those American climate change deniers
@@andrewmorris483 yea
I’ve always wanted to shred my important bank statements lol
Collin, hands down, this stuff you build is awesome!!!! Keep the noise up man!!!!
Having Colinfurze as your father would either be the best or the worst thing ever... (no inbetween)
A Shredder for my homework 😂
Hahahahhaah I just saw something very hideous! I looked in the mirror! But I am the best RUclipsr of this generation so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear JD
What homework?
@@jim-zb2kb 😂😂
So, It wasn't your dog eating it again?
That would be awesome
Collin make a hat ....... THE DAMN MOST COOLEST AND DANGEROUS ONE
Shoots fireworks
Just turn into inspector gadget already.
That would be a nice way to reuse that belt
Omg you have the coolest workshop!!!!
Colin Furze; The only super rich RUclipsr still dressing the same and working out of his shed not giving a shit **RESPECT
Edit: and possibly the only super famous RUclipsr with any actual skills lol
I recommend you check out ThisOldTony
Just did good machinist forsure.. still no colin furze lol
I feel sorry for the people that stick their fingers in the letter box😂
yikes
that's what I am thinking about.
Colin furze will be that one guy who makes time travel and calls it rubbish.
-This is the man that can make a V4 engine.-
Imagine his bank bills or important mail being shredded
Colin, when I did TD, technical drawing for the yanks, mine didn't look like yours at 1:35 lol.
I sent you some fan mail.. I take it you haven't received it then...? :8-(
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I saw my fan mail in there😭
Oh rip
What more could you ask for though
F in the chat
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Also Colin Furze:
I ain’t been receiving any fan mail recently
OH
When you receive a house bill: *shreads*
*Collin:* well this gonna be a problem ain't it.
Next time on "One Hand Colin"
Colin lives up the road from me #stamfordlarge
he is from england!
Lucky
#stamfordlarge
I thought I recognised the area when he drove the hot tub car! #stamfordlarge
Well don’t put your fingers in his letterbox!!
This is the first time viewing any of your videos.... And I'm not even halfway through and I'm smashing that subscribe button. I love the content.