The most psychopathic thing about this Muppet is that he makes sure to have a cheesy one liner prepared for each murder he commits. He's like an actual scary version of the Joker.
Wontkins: "Help!! I'm tied to the tracks!!" Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "No!" Gets hit by the train Wilkins: "Wilkins helps you get on the train."
(Wilkins is doing heart surgery on Wontkins) Wontkins: Are you sure this is safe? Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins instant coffee? Wontkins: Wouldn't touch it. (Wilkins takes the heart and throws it away) Wilkins: People who don't drink Wilkins really are heartless!
@@SpaceBeans1024 Wilkins: "Thank you for choosing to fly with Wilkins airlines. Would you like some instant coffee?" Wontkins: "No, I don't like coffee." Wilkins: "I'm afraid we'll have to relocate you to a different part of the plane then." *he throws Wontkins into the turbine* Wilkins: "People who don't like Wilkins instant coffee just don't fly with me."
@@auditect950 Wontkins: “What does that portal lead to?” Wilkins: “Brazil. It’s for people who don’t drink wilkins instant coffee” Wontkins: “I never tried it” Wilkins: *banishes Wontkins into Brazil* Wilkins: “even Brazil likes wilkins”
Wontkins: “what’s down there, Wilkins?” Wilkins: “I don’t know, but I sure know it’s full of people who don’t drink Wilkins” Wontkins: “Wilkins sucks” Wilkins: *Pushes Wontkins into the depths* Wilkins: “he’ll have one heck of a time”
SpongeBob: want a krabby pattie with your shake? Squidward: can't say that I do SpongeBob: *smacks the shake onto Squidward's face* can't say that you don't either *dumbs hot fresh fries on him*
Wilkins: how about some Wilkins instant coffee? Wontkins: No! (A car slams into Wontkins) WHAM!!!!! Wilkins: without Wilkins instant coffee you’ll feel run down.
*Wilkins* : hey buddy do you want Wilkins coffee or brand X? *Wontkins* : whats so good about Wilkins coffee? *[brand X explodes]* *Wilkins* : well one thing it doesn’t blow up.
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: No. (Cuts rope holding background) Wilkins: You don't make the cut if you don't drink Wilkins Coffee. Wontkins: I need to hire a new agent.
Wontkins: (wearing Knight armor and looking up at tower) Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair. Wilkins: (wearing princess dress and peeking out of a tower) Did you bring a cup of Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: No (gets crushed by anvil dropped on him) Wilkins: (looks at audience) Not all princes are worth rescuing me!
I feel like the non-Wilkins commercials are at a higher quality than the Wilkins commercials. Also, Frank's is the only brand that Wontkins enjoys. ...and that's only sometimes.
I like to imagine that these two exist in the Muppet universe, but are actually like super-close friends... even if they sometimes get way too heated over their coffee preferences.
26:49: A rare occurrence where Wontkins actually doesn't get hurt and gets something other than Wilkins Coffee, Sure there's those Frank's commercials where he likes it but for Wilkins Coffee this is somewhat a first 🥇
Wilkins: *Breaks a bottle over Wontkin’s head* Wontkins: *Dizzy* That bottle of vodka, is it Frank’s? Wilkins: Yeah! Wontkins: Thanks! *Proceeds to fall unconscious*
Wilkins: Do you think you'll ever drink Wilkins coffee? Wontkins: I don't see that happening. Wilkins: *sprays mace in Wontkins' eyes* People who don't drink Wilkins coffee don't see things clearly! Alternatively Wilkins: Would you like a cup of Wilkins coffee? Wontkins: I don't see that happening. *Giant framed photo of Wilkins coffee can falls on Wontkins, crushing him* Wilkins: People who don't drink Wilkins coffee fail to see the big picture!
Wilkins: Do you want some Wilkins cofee with your cake! Wotkins: No I'll just take the cake Wotkins: Chokes to death on cake Wilkins: Drinking Wilkins is as easy as cake!
@@martian_2876 Many people over-react to alternate opinions, and often become angry/violent at the mere thought of someone having a different perspective of something. The immediate reaction to "not liking coffee" being shot isn't far off from how some people react with extreme feelings in regards to other petty/mundane things. I will admit that my own original comment was a bit exaggerated, but I don't think many people would scrutinize it that much. I hope this helps and that you have a nice day.
@ Liam Paiva Acosta Actually, no. They *PRODUCED* commercials for different (local) brands/companies across the U.S. and recycled the *SCRIPTS* for each of them.
I love the implication, because of all the brands that wanted Jim Henson's services, that Wilkins isn't loyal to Wilkins and is just a sadist who will abuse this poor guy to shill for any brand that would pay.
I still see strawberry Faygo and I think Community Coffee is big in Louisiana (turns out it is based in Louisiana), they served it for free at the visitors center I pass by.
With these commercials, Jim Henson did exactly what I would have if I were given the opportunity in college. I have a feeling we would have gotten along. He did say his biggest regret was doing Sesame Street, because it cemented his work as being seen as for children in the eyes of the public; an image he tried unsuccessfully to escape.
Interesting question. I would presume that they're owned by the Jim Henson Foundation, but I don't know for sure. If the copyright wasn't renewed, it's even possible the characters have fallen into the public domain (though the law is complicated with regards to works from that period, and it would probably take more work than it's worth to find out, or a professional's help).
Wilkins: "Thank you for choosing to fly with Wilkins airlines. Would you like some instant coffee?" Wontkins: "No, I don't like coffee." Wilkins: "I'm afraid we'll have to relocate you to a different part of the plane then." (He throws Wontkins into the turbine) Wilkins: "People who don't like Wilkins instant coffee just don't fly with me."
New drinking game: take a shot for every commercials that doesn't involve anyone getting hurt. It's the best kinda drinking game because afterwards, you can legally drive home!
Wontkins:ready for liftoff Wilkins:say did you bring any Wilkins coffee on board Wontkins:no 3 2 1 “Wilkins blasts off” Wontkins: Wilkins coffee really is out of this world
Wilkins: There's a little Dick Shenarie book here, and another kind of book. Wontkins: I want the cheap stuff! (birds cheeping) Wilkins: Sorry, but that other book's for the birds!!!!!
Wilkins: Do you need some Wilkins codes to start your day? Wotkins: No I don't drink coffee Wilkins: "Murders Wotkins in his sleep" WIilkins: Without Wilkins, You'll never wake up!
And they say, around the studio backlots, the Wilkins puppet still lurks. Animated by a burning obsession to convert the world to a single coffee, he torments those who cross his path. Vainly do they cry, 'I can't... I can't drink it.... it doesn't exist anymore.... spare my life! '
15:41 Juliet (Wilkins in a wig with a dress and hat): Wherefore art thou, Romeo? And whereof is my Wilkins Instant Coffee? Romeo (Wontkins in a wig): The coffee’s all gone! Juliet: WELL SO AM I !! *LEAVES WINDOW AT THE LAST 1/10TH OF A MILLISECOND*
Wontkins: Burgers are done. All we need is bread. Wilkins: Taystee Bread? Wontkins: Nah, just any old bread. *The grill blows up in Wontkins' face* Wilkins: Burgers aren't the same without Taystee Bread.
Wil: Wilkins Coffee packs a punch! Wont: I'm not convinced. (SHORYUKEN! A fist from below sends Wontkins into space!) Wil (looking up after him): How about now?
New ideas... 1. Lethal Injection: Wilkins (holds up Lethal Injection): Any Last requests? How about a cup of Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins (shaking but stubborn): No, I don't touch the stuff. Wilkins (injects needle in Wontkins, ending him): Oh, well. I gave him a shot at it. 2. At the Farm Wilkins (holding pitchfork, southern accent): Howdy, there! Want a cup of Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: I'd rather drink dirt. Wilkins (raises Wontkins with Pitchfork): Time to get the manure removed from my farm.
(Wilkins and Wontkins are in the graveyard) Wontkins: Now, this is a creepy place to be in at this night. Wilkins: You drink Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: No. (Wilkins kicks Wontkins in a hole of a grave) Wilkins: No Wilkins Coffee equals a huge grave mistake! Bring out the moon, boys!
Wontkins: "Help!! I'm tied to the tracks!!" Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "No!" Gets hit by the train Wilkins: "Wilkins helps you get on the train."
Wilkins: Do you drink Kramel milk? Wontkins: I don't touch the stuff. Wilkins: Here, step outside. (Wontkins steps outside in the freezing cold) Wilkins: You'll be left out in the cold if you don't drink Kramel milk.
*it begins with wilkins and wontkins in a bar* wilkins: want some wilkins coffee? Wontkins: nah just gimme some beer. *wilkins grabs a hose and sprays acid on him* Wilkins doesn't melt like him.
Red Pearl: Okay buddy what do you think of Red Diamond Coffee? Spinel: I never tasted it! (BOOM) Red Pearl: (aims cannon at viewers) Now what do you think of Red Diamond?
Most coffee commercials: Our coffee is the best way to start your day? Wilkins Coffee commercials: Drink our coffee if you want to live to see the light of day.
The most psychopathic thing about this Muppet is that he makes sure to have a cheesy one liner prepared for each murder he commits. He's like an actual scary version of the Joker.
"I say man overboard. Help. :)"
The Joker would HATE him, because this guy is actually funny
@@spindash64 very true
2:05
1:02
Wilkins: “Do you drink Wilkins coffee?”
Wontkins: “No!”
Wilkins: *Breaks Wontkins’s neck*
Wilkins: “Why not? Wilkins coffee is pretty snappy!”
Wontkins: "Help!! I'm tied to the tracks!!"
Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "No!"
Gets hit by the train
Wilkins: "Wilkins helps you get on the train."
Does Wontkins actually have a neck?
@@davyjones3105 Wilkins: good question! here's a better one: do *you* drink Wilkins coffee?
Wilkins: Can you make good coffee?
Wontkins: Yes!
Wilkins: *throws hot coffee on wontkins*
Wilkins: Only Wilkins makes good coffee!
Wotkins: I'm never drinking a cup of Wilkins!
Wilkins:*pushes wotkins into a grave* that's what I call a Grave mistake!
Vintage brands, slapstick comedy, and terrible jokes. This is awesome.
I would love to see commercials like this today
They arent terrible jokes
@@CheeseMiserto tt
Indeed it is
What do you mean terrible jokes?
I wish more commercials were like this because it’s hilarious and it doesn’t have to rely on trends and popular media.
idk man death was a real big thing during the time this was made.
@@totoisayal5045 true
Except for quiz shows, the quiz show fixing scandal, Westerns...
@🔴BigMario&SonicFan Team🔵 #Team Mario & Sonic# Pardon?
Muppets WERE popular media at the time. The whole reason he was hired to do these commercials was because Sam and Friends was super popular in D.C.
These advertisements are still hilarious even in 2023. That's how special they are.
Jim Henson is the most creative and well known creator of the muppets and he will be missed Rest in Peace Jim Henson
(Wilkins is doing heart surgery on Wontkins)
Wontkins: Are you sure this is safe?
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins instant coffee?
Wontkins: Wouldn't touch it.
(Wilkins takes the heart and throws it away)
Wilkins: People who don't drink Wilkins really are heartless!
I like how this implies Wilkins forgoes the use of anaesthetic in his surgeries
“Why do you have the infinity gauntlet”
“Do you drink Wilkins coffee?”
“Never”
*turns Wontkins into ash*
“Wilkins is Sure of a snap”
@@SpaceBeans1024
Wilkins: "Thank you for choosing to fly with Wilkins airlines. Would you like some instant coffee?"
Wontkins: "No, I don't like coffee."
Wilkins: "I'm afraid we'll have to relocate you to a different part of the plane then."
*he throws Wontkins into the turbine*
Wilkins: "People who don't like Wilkins instant coffee just don't fly with me."
@@auditect950
Wontkins: “What does that portal lead to?”
Wilkins: “Brazil. It’s for people who don’t drink wilkins instant coffee”
Wontkins: “I never tried it”
Wilkins: *banishes Wontkins into Brazil*
Wilkins: “even Brazil likes wilkins”
Wontkins: “what’s down there, Wilkins?”
Wilkins: “I don’t know, but I sure know it’s full of people who don’t drink Wilkins”
Wontkins: “Wilkins sucks”
Wilkins: *Pushes Wontkins into the depths*
Wilkins: “he’ll have one heck of a time”
"Why would you want a train load of Wilkins Coffee?"
"I like trains"
"Ha ha ha. Yes, you do."
Ong lol
So do I.
Oh no no no no no wait. The train hits him head on.
Asdf joke. Had to do it.
Not me I do not like train's
14:39 the *ONE* time Wotkins beats Wilkins
Wontkins has to be feeling good about that 1 victory. He does know that he is still gonna have to stick with the script.
Wilkins: Sorry, I left my wallet at home.
Wontkins: Then no Wilkins Coffee for you!
**the cup disappears**
@@stickfigure628 It pays to drink wilkins!
Finally
Wontkins*
The most amazing thing is just how many times Jim got away with reusing the same scripts with the brand changed.
Well, if it works, it works.
Very true.
I like to imagine that when the new brand stepped up, they were like 'No, we don't want an original one, we want the *exact* same commercial'
Well there was no internet back then, so very few people would have noticed.
@@minicle426also many of these (like Wilkins) were made for a local brand on local television!
Spongebob: This machine will make you want a Double Krabby Patty.
Squidward: Not me, I'll--
--take mine with fries and a shake.
Just don’t burn the shake.
SpongeBob: want a krabby pattie with your shake?
Squidward: can't say that I do
SpongeBob: *smacks the shake onto Squidward's face* can't say that you don't either *dumbs hot fresh fries on him*
How about extra sea-pickles?
the more time passes, the more desperate they are to convince their friend. they've resorted to psychological torture
Wilkins: how about some Wilkins instant coffee?
Wontkins: No!
(A car slams into Wontkins)
WHAM!!!!!
Wilkins: without Wilkins instant coffee you’ll feel run down.
"Have you tried Wilkin's coffee?"
"I never tasted it"
(Gunshot)
"You shoud, it's a blast!"
(Breaks your knees with a bat) You must be going batty if you’re not drinking Wilkins Coffee!
Henson seemed like such a nice quiet boy...
You really KNEEd to try a cup of Wilkins!
*Wilkins* : hey buddy do you want Wilkins coffee or brand X?
*Wontkins* : whats so good about Wilkins coffee?
*[brand X explodes]*
*Wilkins* : well one thing it doesn’t blow up.
Alec Zhor1 WOW! I LOVE THIS
Love that Wilkins.
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
Wontkins: No.
(Cuts rope holding background)
Wilkins: You don't make the cut if you don't drink Wilkins Coffee.
Wontkins: I need to hire a new agent.
Wontkins: (wearing Knight armor and looking up at tower) Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.
Wilkins: (wearing princess dress and peeking out of a tower) Did you bring a cup of Wilkins Coffee?
Wontkins: No (gets crushed by anvil dropped on him)
Wilkins: (looks at audience) Not all princes are worth rescuing me!
we need modern ads like these
Today’s snowflakes couldn’t handle it lol!
@@khj8716false, As a member of gen Z I would LOVE these
I feel like the non-Wilkins commercials are at a higher quality than the Wilkins commercials.
Also, Frank's is the only brand that Wontkins enjoys. ...and that's only sometimes.
I’m pretty sure the Wilkins ones all came first
Puns, Slapstick Humor, and Cartoon Hits and Falls, this is a Trifecta, son!
I like to imagine that these two exist in the Muppet universe, but are actually like super-close friends... even if they sometimes get way too heated over their coffee preferences.
I like to imagine Wilkins is related to Kermit somehow
Out of all of these products, only Community Coffee and Faygo still exist.
Really ?
Also red diamond
Merita Bread as well
Good old Jim...thanks for all the fun memories you left behind.😊😊
0:52: I have a hunch he’d better s- *CUT OFF PREVENTION*
Start.
26:49: A rare occurrence where Wontkins actually doesn't get hurt and gets something other than Wilkins Coffee, Sure there's those Frank's commercials where he likes it but for Wilkins Coffee this is somewhat a first 🥇
The thing with franks is that he still gets punished
I hate coffee, but these commercials are so awesome that I'd make an exception for Wilkins.
I don't think they sell that anymore
@@anthonyvelasco5288 Yeah, probably not.
@@ashotofwhiskey219 Yeah. Wilkins Instant Coffee wasnt so instant by then, so they discontinued it in 1992.
Same until I heard they discontinued in 1992
I hate coffee too, but I would buy me some Wilkins Coffee for baking purposes only.
"Why are you so square?"
"I don't drink Wilkins."
"You should, it really swings"
*Stevie Wonder head sway*
Steve and Alex from Minecraft don’t drink Wilkins confirmed
Stevie Wonder: Yo I didn't see crap
@@EdFanSus 😂
OMG!
This stuff is crazy, but also a snap shot of history!
And so are the sounds that were recorded along with the videos!
Next time I'm behind a cannon at a historic park, I'll be thinking of (doing one of those ads for) Wilkins.
I always pictured Wontkins as purple.
Me too!
Jeremy Tung, I thought he was purple, too. But nope, he’s actually red.
I pictured Wilkins as green, but he's really orange or yellow.
Wontkins is red and Wilkins is beige
yeah i thought wilkins was blue or green, and wotkins was orange
Wilkins: *Breaks a bottle over Wontkin’s head*
Wontkins: *Dizzy* That bottle of vodka, is it Frank’s?
Wilkins: Yeah!
Wontkins: Thanks! *Proceeds to fall unconscious*
I guess Wontkins actually liked Frank’s more than Wilkins, Nash’s, Red Diamond, and Community.
On sale, 2 products for the price of 1.
Wilkins, you have been proving guilty for attacking Wontkins over a mere disagreement with various products.
I call to the stand Wilkins Coffee
But anyone who doesn’t drink Wilkins coffee isn’t all there.
Tell me judge do you drink wilkins
Judge: no (has heart attack)
Things just seem to happen to people who don't drink wilkins coffee
@@Shadowkey392 In fact, without Wilkins Coffee you're nowhere.
How shocking.
(Court get struck by lightning)
Wilkins: Do you think you'll ever drink Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins: I don't see that happening.
Wilkins: *sprays mace in Wontkins' eyes* People who don't drink Wilkins coffee don't see things clearly!
Alternatively
Wilkins: Would you like a cup of Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins: I don't see that happening.
*Giant framed photo of Wilkins coffee can falls on Wontkins, crushing him*
Wilkins: People who don't drink Wilkins coffee fail to see the big picture!
Clever.
Wontkins: "Now I'm not gonna drink anymore Wilkins Instant Coffee."
**One moment please**
Wilkins: Now he's not gonna drink anymore coffee.
If only commercials like this still existed. I want to see a 2024 commercial like this as I drink my Wilkins Coffee! ☕
0:31 Little did we know Wilkins was leaving New York before Wontkins made him change his mind...
I love how a lot of these are literally recycled with the brands swapped around
Makes sense in the age before the Internet.
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins coffee?
Wonktins: No
Wilkins: *Your Free trial of living has Ended*
22:05 wilkins coffee summons a godlike entity to erase the non believer
You know, just with royalties alone, Jim Henson would’ve been a very wealthy man.
Wilkins: Do you want some Wilkins cofee with your cake!
Wotkins: No I'll just take the cake
Wotkins: Chokes to death on cake
Wilkins: Drinking Wilkins is as easy as cake!
8:12 This is the most savage and cold hearted ad ever, and it speaks to how people act in 2022 so perfectly.
Elaborate?
@@martian_2876 Many people over-react to alternate opinions, and often become angry/violent at the mere thought of someone having a different perspective of something. The immediate reaction to "not liking coffee" being shot isn't far off from how some people react with extreme feelings in regards to other petty/mundane things.
I will admit that my own original comment was a bit exaggerated, but I don't think many people would scrutinize it that much. I hope this helps and that you have a nice day.
It's gonna be a real thing in the following 4 years.
6:14 Basically Karens
Or Democrats.
I briefly saw a copyright symbol at the start before the first advert.
They really just recycled commercials for different brands huh
Yep
And I thought Wilkins hates other kinds of coffee.
If it ain't broke don't fix it?
@@shanthegamer21 He combines his income stream with his justification for wanton murder.
@ Liam Paiva Acosta
Actually, no. They *PRODUCED* commercials for different (local) brands/companies
across the U.S. and recycled the *SCRIPTS* for each of them.
I love the implication, because of all the brands that wanted Jim Henson's services, that Wilkins isn't loyal to Wilkins and is just a sadist who will abuse this poor guy to shill for any brand that would pay.
Homelander: “Do you drink Vought Coffee?”
FBSA Agent: “No!”
*Homelander lasers the FBSA agent.*
Homelander: “You should, it’s hot!”
These were made between 1957 to 1961....CLASSIC!!!
4:28 That commercial just proves to show that people who don't drink Community Coffee just freeze to death.
I still see strawberry Faygo and I think Community Coffee is big in Louisiana (turns out it is based in Louisiana), they served it for free at the visitors center I pass by.
8:46 9:06 “Oh, that’s a lot of-“
With these commercials, Jim Henson did exactly what I would have if I were given the opportunity in college. I have a feeling we would have gotten along. He did say his biggest regret was doing Sesame Street, because it cemented his work as being seen as for children in the eyes of the public; an image he tried unsuccessfully to escape.
Why did it sound like the “Sure you wouldn’t like a cup of” part from the Red Diamond Coffee remake just went over the Wilkins Coffee commercial?
"Help, I'm drowning," Dumbledore said calmly.
2:18 Why the hell is he raging? There's no raging in Community Coffee commercials!
“I’m gonna drink this coffee and it’s not Wilkins!”
*rolls you down with a steamroller* Doesn't that coffee taste kinda flat?
I wonder who owns these characters now. This format would be PERFECT for ads on YT.
Interesting question. I would presume that they're owned by the Jim Henson Foundation, but I don't know for sure. If the copyright wasn't renewed, it's even possible the characters have fallen into the public domain (though the law is complicated with regards to works from that period, and it would probably take more work than it's worth to find out, or a professional's help).
I know that two of the original puppets are in a museum
0:47; Saw that comin' a mile away.
"Some learn and some don't." While wiping off the blade is the most gangster shit on here.
Wilkins: "Thank you for choosing to fly with Wilkins airlines. Would you like some instant coffee?"
Wontkins: "No, I don't like coffee."
Wilkins: "I'm afraid we'll have to relocate you to a different part of the plane then."
(He throws Wontkins into the turbine)
Wilkins: "People who don't like Wilkins instant coffee just don't fly with me."
14:40 that works so well especially the response of wontkins is great
New drinking game: take a shot for every commercials that doesn't involve anyone getting hurt.
It's the best kinda drinking game because afterwards, you can legally drive home!
23:14 wilkins has never been more shook in this entire existence
Wilkins saying “the nuts are beginning to fall” after knocking Wontkins down the tree is just raw as hell
RIP Jim Henson (1936-1990)
Wontkins:ready for liftoff
Wilkins:say did you bring any Wilkins coffee on board
Wontkins:no 3 2 1
“Wilkins blasts off”
Wontkins: Wilkins coffee really is out of this world
"People who don't drink Wilkins just sometimes get brutally murdered in their sleep. Just a freak thing..."
Wilkins: There's a little Dick Shenarie book here, and another kind of book.
Wontkins: I want the cheap stuff! (birds cheeping)
Wilkins: Sorry, but that other book's for the birds!!!!!
Wilkins: Do you need some Wilkins codes to start your day?
Wotkins: No I don't drink coffee
Wilkins: "Murders Wotkins in his sleep"
WIilkins: Without Wilkins, You'll never wake up!
25:18
Person: THE BRITISH ARE COMING!! (x2)
Wilkins (with monocle): I say splendid, old chap. I just stocked up on Wilkins Tea. (Wilkins Coffee)
This was the Duolingo Owl before his time - That threatening aura is clear to see with both of them
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
Guy: No, they don’t exist anymore-
“And he was never heard from again.”
And they say, around the studio backlots, the Wilkins puppet still lurks. Animated by a burning obsession to convert the world to a single coffee, he torments those who cross his path. Vainly do they cry, 'I can't... I can't drink it.... it doesn't exist anymore.... spare my life! '
He cannot be stopped..
15:41
Juliet (Wilkins in a wig with a dress and hat): Wherefore art thou, Romeo? And whereof is my Wilkins Instant Coffee?
Romeo (Wontkins in a wig): The coffee’s all gone!
Juliet: WELL SO AM I !! *LEAVES WINDOW AT THE LAST 1/10TH OF A MILLISECOND*
Wontkins: Burgers are done. All we need is bread.
Wilkins: Taystee Bread?
Wontkins: Nah, just any old bread.
*The grill blows up in Wontkins' face*
Wilkins: Burgers aren't the same without Taystee Bread.
Wil: Wilkins Coffee packs a punch!
Wont: I'm not convinced.
(SHORYUKEN! A fist from below sends Wontkins into space!)
Wil (looking up after him): How about now?
New ideas...
1. Lethal Injection:
Wilkins (holds up Lethal Injection):
Any Last requests? How about a cup of Wilkins Coffee?
Wontkins (shaking but stubborn):
No, I don't touch the stuff.
Wilkins (injects needle in Wontkins, ending him):
Oh, well. I gave him a shot at it.
2. At the Farm
Wilkins (holding pitchfork, southern accent):
Howdy, there! Want a cup of Wilkins Coffee?
Wontkins:
I'd rather drink dirt.
Wilkins (raises Wontkins with Pitchfork):
Time to get the manure removed from my farm.
19:39 is my favorite one. Cracks me up every time
9:54 here's my favorite
25:29
The pure terror on Wontkins' face!
"I am Prototype Kermit the psychopath. Drink Wilkins coffee or I will kill or maim you."
Wilkins - rich - rich - double rich.
The end.
Ruby Rider: Howdy stranger, I hear you don't drink Wilkins Coffee.
Aquamarine: Yeah, so what?
(Two gunshots)
Ruby: Now are there any other strangers in town?
This machine convinces people that Wilkins Coffee is great!
Clearly Wontkins refuses to join Wilkins’ cult.
(Wilkins and Wontkins are in the graveyard)
Wontkins: Now, this is a creepy place to be in at this night.
Wilkins: You drink Wilkins Coffee?
Wontkins: No.
(Wilkins kicks Wontkins in a hole of a grave)
Wilkins: No Wilkins Coffee equals a huge grave mistake! Bring out the moon, boys!
pop quiz: who makes the best coffee?
wilkins
community
red diamond
nash's
brand x
About the Brand X.
left out La Touraine
Me: I want the cheap stuff
Birds: cheep cheep cheep
I don’t want any
OOOH THAT'S SMARTZ
“Ah, another man who thinks for himself!”
*DAMN.*
Wontkins: "Help!! I'm tied to the tracks!!"
Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "No!"
Gets hit by the train
Wilkins: "Wilkins helps you get on the train."
Jim Henson before Kermit and Sesame street. So damn funny for the whole family. The coffee was probably awful.
18:55 First belly laugh.
11:08 Big grin.
These don't make me laugh just happy I think that's most people
4:20 i like that way Wilkins made that reaction
22:00 you can see the shadow of the Hand of Fate in the background.
Wilkins: Do you drink Kramel milk?
Wontkins: I don't touch the stuff.
Wilkins: Here, step outside.
(Wontkins steps outside in the freezing cold)
Wilkins: You'll be left out in the cold if you don't drink Kramel milk.
*it begins with wilkins and wontkins in a bar*
wilkins: want some wilkins coffee?
Wontkins: nah just gimme some beer.
*wilkins grabs a hose and sprays acid on him*
Wilkins doesn't melt like him.
Red Pearl: Okay buddy what do you think of Red Diamond Coffee?
Spinel: I never tasted it!
(BOOM)
Red Pearl: (aims cannon at viewers) Now what do you think of Red Diamond?
Give me four pounds
I just noticed I can see Jim's arm behind that mountain at 21:15
This is even funnier because now red guy can’t even say he likes Willkin’s coffee and avoid getting shot. He’s got to get the brand right too.
23:57 when a massive heat wave comes in
It happened that way movin’ west
When did you have your last cup of Wilkins?
My last cup wasn't Wilkins.
(a mallet hits Wontkins on the head)
He's had his last cup.
I really love my Wilkins Coffee.
How much ?
@@sexy122421 That I went to see a psychiatrist who told me about Wilkins. I used to love my raincoat.
Jonathon Pettit, do they even sell Wilkins Coffee anymore?
@@austinurban7860 no it got bought out by another company
You oughta see a psychiatrist!
Most coffee commercials: Our coffee is the best way to start your day?
Wilkins Coffee commercials: Drink our coffee if you want to live to see the light of day.
I love watching old commercials.
Red diamond, Community, or Wilkins im scared to puck any of them.