*Waldorf:* Wilkins should be on the Muppet Show! *Statler:* Are you crazy? Why would you invite him to the show? *Waldorf:* Nobody in the cast drinks the Wilkins Coffee! *Both:* Do-hohohohohoho!!!
Wilkins: how about a delicious cup of Wilkins coffee? Wontkins: yes! Crowd: (cheering and clapping) Wilkins: nice things happen to people who do drink Wilkins.
Wilkins: want some orange nectar with your dinner? Wontkins: is it Frank's? Wilkins: of course! (Wilkins sprays on Wontkins with hose that is filled with Frank's beverages) Wontkins: thanks!
Wontkins: Why are we holding a bomb? Wilkins: For Wilkins coffee Wontkins: I don’t like it! *BOOM!* Wilkins: Without Wilkins, you’ll blown up into bits
Why don't you drink Wlkins Coffee? I do not approve in the violence in the television commercials. (A gorilla grabs Wontkins and starts attacking him) Violence, what violence?
My idea of a Wilkins Commercial: Wilkins: Want some Wilkins coffee with your breakfast? Wontkins: No I do not like Wilkins Coffee. Wilkins pushes Wontkins' face onto the place of pancakes and sausage. Wilkins: A breakfast without Wilkins is a mess. Cut to the Wilkins Coffee can and Wilkins Instant Coffee Jar.
Wilkins:do you like Wilkins coffee? Wontkins:No! (A wierd spider thing eats wontkins) Wilkins:things seem to happen to people who don't like wilkins coffee!
All of my favorites PSA (1:02) Because It’s True (1:24) Saw (1:54) Band Wagon (2:27) Nowhere (2:43) Taking The Fifth (3:53) Fountain (4:33) Camera (4:42) Hammer (6:33) Swim (7:35) Soak Your Head (7:46) Magic Wand (7:55) Eggs (8:26) Autumn (8:39) En Garde (9:01) Quiz Show (9:24) 5 Aces (9:33) Just Kidding (10:11) You Can’t Win (10:21) Taxi (10:48) Jail (10:59) Cut Up (12:04) Trainload (12:49) Whale (13:33) Good Guy Or Bad Guy (14:37) Knives (15:01) Howdy Stranger (15:36) Swimming Pool (16:56) Cheap (18:33) It Pays To Drink Wilkins (19:37) Get A Bang (20:09) Cannibals (20:29) Truckload (21:23) New Car or Wilkins Coffee (22:06) 80 Whole Days (22:17) Stab in the Dark (22:40) Baloney (23:50) Won’t Cost You A Cent (25:22) On The Ball (26:03) Baseball (27:01) Last Cup (27:34) Submarine (27:49) Downfall (28:06) Race (28:38) Bell (28:50) Close Shave (29:48) Brand X (29:58) Bank Robber (30:30) Yum Yum (30:54) Why Not (31:17) Noah’s Ark (31:28) Flat (31:41) Cut The Kidding (32:02) Mountain (32:12) The British Are Coming (33:06) Anti-Violence (33:14) Elevator (33:42) Hand of Fate (34:25)
Wilkins: "Care for a cup of Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "Sure." (A nice bouquet of flowers is given to Wontkins) Wilkins: "Nice things happen to people who drink Wilkins Coffee-" Wontkins: "Now pay me the 10 (ten) bucks!" (Wilkins looks shocked at Wontkins' response.)
(Wontkins in an electric chair) Wilkins: Any last requests like for a bottle of Ginger Ale? Wontkins: Is it Franks? Wilkins: Yeah! Wontkins: No thanks! Wilkins: How Shocking! (Wilkins pulls the lever killing Wontkins)
Wilkins: Any last requests like for a bottle of Ginger Ale? Wontkins: Is it Frank's? Wilkins: Indeed it is. Wontkins: Thanks! Wilkins: Too bad he's in for a big shock.
I have a hunch I'm being followed. Have you started drinking Latouraine coffee? No!(Wontkins is snatched by a shadow) I have a hunch he'd better start.
Wilkins: Let's ride the TRex to get a cup of Wilkins Coffee. Wontkins: That stuff shouldn't even exist. Trex: Raaahhh...chomp!!!! Wilkins: Looks like he went extinct.
Wilkins: "You want a can of Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "No, give me a bottle of Ginger Ale" Wilkins: "Okay.." *hits bottle on the head* "But he would've liked the Wilkins" Wontkins: "Hey, that bottle you hit me on the head with, is it Franks?" Wilkins: Yeah! Wontkins: Thanks... *faints*
Wontkins: what kind of coffee, do you sell. Wilkins: wilkins coffee! Wontkins: don't you have any other kind? Wilkins: sure we have it, but we don't sell it!
Wilkins:have a cup of wilkins coffee sir? Wontkins:if that's all you serve i'll get off of the next town (Wilkins pushes Wontkins out of the plane) Wilkins:NEXT TOWN IS 5 MILES,STRAIGHT DOWN!
If Wilkins doesn't like coffee... Wilkins:vote for me and we won't drink wilkins coffee! Wontkins:confused:But i like Wilkins. Wilkins:Elect to me and you'll learn to HATE Wilkins!
Look out, here comes my trainload of Dugan's Bread. Why would you want a whole trainload... (A train filled with Dugan's Bread arrives) I like Dugan's.
Wontkins: What do you mean Kern’s bread is baked while you sleep? I’m awake! (Wilkins hits Wontkin’s head with a hammer) Wilkins: Like I said, Kern’s is baked while you sleep.
Wontkins:have anything for people who don't drink Wilkins coffee? Wilkins:certainly! Here you are friend! (Wilkins bonks Wontkins on his head with a wooden hammer) Wilkins:and it won't cost you a cent!
Wilkins: "You want a can of Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "No, gimme a bottle of ginger ale." Wilkins: "Okay." (Bash!) "But he would've liked the Wilkins." Wontkins: "That bottle of ginger ale you hit me with. Is it Frank's?" Wilkins: "Yeah!" Wontkins: "Thanks." (Passes out)
Wilkins:wilkins coffee is like music to my ears! Wontkins:what are the symbols for? (The symbols both hit Wontkins,making him shake) Wilkins:this is a very symbolic commercial
Shrimpy:want some gilbeck water with your pie? Wonty:no just give me the pie (Shrimpy puts the pie on Wonty's face) Shrimpy:sure you wouldn't like a glass of gilbeck to wash it down?
I'll wave my magic wand,(Wilkins makes a small loaf of Dugan's Bread appear)I'll wave it twice.(He makes the bread bigger) I don't eat Dugan's. I'll wave it again(Wilkins makes Wontkins disappear into thin air)
Wilkins: Have some Nash's Coffee, sir? Wontkins: Is that all you serve, i'll get off to the next town (Wilkins push Wontkins out the plane) Wilkins: Next Town, 5 miles, straight down.
Wilkins: On a diet absolutely no calories in Calso water. Wontkins: Just give me the pie. (Wilkins hit the pie into Wontkins mouth) Wilkins: Wanna Calso to wash it down?
Wilkins Coffee ABC Song A is for airplane, And B is for bandwagon, And club and cannon start with C. D's for dog, (lion beast) E's for election, And F is for fired, That's a guillotine, and it starts with G! H stands for house, And I for I have a hunch, And J is for just kidding. It's fun to sing About each advert and thing From the Wilkins Coffee. K stands for knife, L's for Little Red, lost my head, And last cup--very little lies. M's for magician, N's for new car and nowhere, O's for on the ball and P is for pie. Q's for quiz, R's for rose, And S for stagecoach, And tar and feathers start with T. Uptown has a U at the beginning, and violence starts with V. W's for Wilkins, X for Brand X, Y's for yum yum, and we're up to Z. And we'll catch some Z's, too. Now it's goodbye to you From the Wilkins Coffee! We're proud to be from... The Wilkins Coffee! We're A to Z in... The Wilkins Coffee!
I think this crossover would be funny Wontkins: What's that? Mack: A sandwich made with Claussen's Bread want a bite Wontkins: Of course not *Crunch* Wontkins: OOOCH!!! that's smarts.
Climb below, the Wilkin's coffee is ready. I don't like coffee. Ok Mac, have some water.(gets in the submarine which goes underwater) I must have said the wrong thing.
Wilkins instant coffee soothes the headaches of life. I don't have any headaches. (bonk! Wilkins hits Wontkins with a sledgehammer) Care for cream and sugar?
Merita Bread is like music to my ears. What are the cymbals for? (Wilkins crashes his cymbals between Wontkin's head) This is a very cymbalic commercial.
Wilkins:why don't you drink Wilkins coffee? Wontkins:i don't approve of the violence in their commercials (A gorilla grabs Wontkins and beats him up) Wilkins:violence? What violence?
Alastor: How about getting some Wilkins coffee with me. Vox: No way I'm drinking that cruaghhh. Alastor: That what!? Vox: Crazy awesome coffee without you. Alastor: They like it so quickly these days in good old Hell. Charlie: Alastor! Alastor: Uh Oh!!!
Let's stop and make a pot of Wlkin's Coffee Keep goin, I don't like coffee (Wilkins shoots Wontkins and his horse with a gun) It happened that way, Movin west!
Wontkins: "Whichever one of us gets the big piece gets good luck." Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "No!" (Wilkins and Wontkins break the wishbone. Wilkins gets the big piece while Wontkins gets the small piece and sent flying) Wilkins: "You're out of luck when you don't drink Wilkins."
Wilkins: grandma's little red riding hood with your diet with no calories for calso water Wontkins: I'm a bad wolf and I just ate your grandma Wilkins: We'll have some calso to wash it down
I have thought up a Minions edition of these commercials with Otto as Wilkins and Stuart as Wontkins. For example: Otto: Okay, qué batooay tú pensa de Wilkins Coffee?(Okay, buddy, what do you think of Wilkins Coffee?) Stuart: Ka nopa yeh pik.(I never tasted it.) (Otto freezes Stuart with a freeze ray, then points it to the camera) Otto: Prompo qué batooay TÚ pensa de Wilkins?(Now what do YOU think of Wilkins?)
Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "No!" Crowd: (Booing and throwing vegetables at Wontkins) Wilkins: "If you start drinking Wilkins, everyone will love you."
Say, did you bring the Community Coffee? No,(Wilkins lets go of the rope causing Wontkins to fall)I forgoooooot!!!!! When you come back up, don't forget the Community Coffee!
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: No, I don't. (Sesame Workshop house falls onto Wontkins and makes a loud wham) Wilkins: Strange things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins Coffee!
It's my new eating machine, Taystee bread here and popcorn here. I'll take popcorn (Wilkins pushes a lever causing popcorn to be rained on Wontkin's head) Next!
Wilkins: “say did you get to see Godzilla vs Kong yet?” Wontkins: “what will Godzilla do if i don’t?” *gets blasted by Godzilla’s atomic breath* Wilkins: “well he’ll probably fire his atomic breath at ya!” ;)
Wontkins: Can you tell me what my future is? Wilkins: I see a cup of Wilkins Coffee in your future. Wontkins: But I don't drink Wilkins Coffee. Wilkins: Your future is looking very bleak my friend.
14:48. Wilkins: It’s your present from Mr. Wilkins! Wontkins: But I don’t drink Wilkins Instant Coffee. (Jack pops out of the box) Wilkins: I know, he just wanted to be remembered!
@@muppetsandpvzfan Fair enough. I'll be more than happy to keep you updated if any very rare Wilkins and Wontkins commercials are found. Is that a deal?
@@funshine97 Yup! And all the other vintage Jim Henson commercials, too (especially Linit, we only have that one that the Jim Henson Company's RUclips channel uploaded)
@@funshine97 And you ought to see my Wilkins and Wontkins, Mack and Kermit, and Kern's Bread, but they're all voiced by Spongebob and Squidward video, too
Commercials that have other versions 0:00 -Okay buddy what do you think about (brand name)? 5:15 -Want some (brand name) with your pie? 8:40 -Why are we climbing this tree?,For (brand name)
You want a bottle of Calso Water? No, gimme a bottle of ginger ale. Ok(Wilkins smashes the bottle of ginger ale on Wontkin's head)but he would have liked the Calso.
*Waldorf:* Wilkins should be on the Muppet Show!
*Statler:* Are you crazy? Why would you invite him to the show?
*Waldorf:* Nobody in the cast drinks the Wilkins Coffee!
*Both:* Do-hohohohohoho!!!
*That was last time both Waldorf and statler appeared on the show, their bodies were later found in a river*
Wilkins: how about a delicious cup of Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins: yes!
Crowd: (cheering and clapping)
Wilkins: nice things happen to people who do drink Wilkins.
Let's go up to the surface for some Nash's coffee
I wouldn’t touch the stuff.
@@jilliantavares8249 you should it's a whale of a coffee
Okay buddy, what do you think of minute maid fruit punch?
I never tasted it
I'm sinking! I'm sinking! Save me!
Have some Wilkins Coffee.
Why?
It's a sinking man's coffee!
*sinks*
Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
No!
(A spider like monster eats Wontkins)
Things seem to happen to people who don't drink Wilkins.
Wilkins: want some orange nectar with your dinner?
Wontkins: is it Frank's?
Wilkins: of course!
(Wilkins sprays on Wontkins with hose that is filled with Frank's beverages)
Wontkins: thanks!
Wontkins: Why are we holding a bomb?
Wilkins: For Wilkins coffee
Wontkins: I don’t like it!
*BOOM!*
Wilkins: Without Wilkins, you’ll blown up into bits
Why don't you drink Wlkins Coffee?
I do not approve in the violence in the television commercials.
(A gorilla grabs Wontkins and starts attacking him)
Violence, what violence?
19:08 the only time when Mr.Wontkins attempts to escort the birds out of the cheap coffee with his nose on camera
The British are coming, The British are coming!
I say splendid old chap, I just stocked up on Wilkins tea.
My idea of a Wilkins Commercial:
Wilkins: Want some Wilkins coffee with your breakfast?
Wontkins: No I do not like Wilkins Coffee.
Wilkins pushes Wontkins' face onto the place of pancakes and sausage.
Wilkins: A breakfast without Wilkins is a mess.
Cut to the Wilkins Coffee can and Wilkins Instant Coffee Jar.
Wilkins:do you like Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins:No!
(A wierd spider thing eats wontkins)
Wilkins:things seem to happen to people who don't like wilkins coffee!
All of my favorites
PSA (1:02)
Because It’s True (1:24)
Saw (1:54)
Band Wagon (2:27)
Nowhere (2:43)
Taking The Fifth (3:53)
Fountain (4:33)
Camera (4:42)
Hammer (6:33)
Swim (7:35)
Soak Your Head (7:46)
Magic Wand (7:55)
Eggs (8:26)
Autumn (8:39)
En Garde (9:01)
Quiz Show (9:24)
5 Aces (9:33)
Just Kidding (10:11)
You Can’t Win (10:21)
Taxi (10:48)
Jail (10:59)
Cut Up (12:04)
Trainload (12:49)
Whale (13:33)
Good Guy Or Bad Guy (14:37)
Knives (15:01)
Howdy Stranger (15:36)
Swimming Pool (16:56)
Cheap (18:33)
It Pays To Drink Wilkins (19:37)
Get A Bang (20:09)
Cannibals (20:29)
Truckload (21:23)
New Car or Wilkins Coffee (22:06)
80 Whole Days (22:17)
Stab in the Dark (22:40)
Baloney (23:50)
Won’t Cost You A Cent (25:22)
On The Ball (26:03)
Baseball (27:01)
Last Cup (27:34)
Submarine (27:49)
Downfall (28:06)
Race (28:38)
Bell (28:50)
Close Shave (29:48)
Brand X (29:58)
Bank Robber (30:30)
Yum Yum (30:54)
Why Not (31:17)
Noah’s Ark (31:28)
Flat (31:41)
Cut The Kidding (32:02)
Mountain (32:12)
The British Are Coming (33:06)
Anti-Violence (33:14)
Elevator (33:42)
Hand of Fate (34:25)
0:02 0:12 0:22 0:33 0:43 0:53 1:03 1:13 1:25 1:34 1:44 1:55 2:04 2:15 2:27 2:43 2:56 3:07 3:19 3:32 3:44 3:54 4:04 4:14 5:05 5:17 9:33 11:11 16:56 17:06 17:27 19:57 21:44 22:29 23:21 25:52 26:26 33:15 33:32
Now that was what I can agree with. Sorry about my ranting.
14:22
Wilkins: "Care for a cup of Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "Sure."
(A nice bouquet of flowers is given to Wontkins)
Wilkins: "Nice things happen to people who drink Wilkins Coffee-"
Wontkins: "Now pay me the 10 (ten) bucks!"
(Wilkins looks shocked at Wontkins' response.)
Wilkins is a maniacal entity with godlike powers.
But, But...
What's wrong?
Mr. Latouraine says "Cut the kidding and tell them Latouraine Coffee is the best you can buy".
What? What?
What’s wrong
Mr Wilkins says “Cut the kidding and tell them Wilkins Coffee is the best you can buy!”.
8 seconds......short, to the point and gets to the needless violence even quicker😂😂😂😂
(Wontkins in an electric chair)
Wilkins: Any last requests like for a bottle of Ginger Ale?
Wontkins: Is it Franks?
Wilkins: Yeah!
Wontkins: No thanks!
Wilkins: How Shocking!
(Wilkins pulls the lever killing Wontkins)
Wilkins: Any last requests like for a bottle of Ginger Ale?
Wontkins: Is it Frank's?
Wilkins: Indeed it is.
Wontkins: Thanks!
Wilkins: Too bad he's in for a big shock.
I have a hunch I'm being followed.
Have you started drinking Latouraine coffee?
No!(Wontkins is snatched by a shadow)
I have a hunch he'd better start.
Modern commercials should be more like this
Kraml is gonna be the first milk on the moon.
(the rocket ship explodes)
Now what?
Kraml is still the best milk on earth.
Wilkins: Let's ride the TRex to get a cup of Wilkins Coffee.
Wontkins: That stuff shouldn't even exist.
Trex: Raaahhh...chomp!!!!
Wilkins: Looks like he went extinct.
Hey taxi, where can I get cold soda.
Frank's?
No, just any old kind. Hey taxi! Taxi!
Wilkins:I love these Wilkins Coffee commercials, don't you?
Wontkins:I'm tired of them.
BOOM!
Wontkins:JUST KIDDING MISTER WILKINS!!!!!
Those Wilkins Coffee Commercials!
You don't like them?
No!
@@deionpehowdy then let me fix your set! *BOOM!*
@@TylerdiggerProductions You Can't win.
Wilkins: "You want a can of Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "No, give me a bottle of Ginger Ale"
Wilkins: "Okay.." *hits bottle on the head* "But he would've liked the Wilkins"
Wontkins: "Hey, that bottle you hit me on the head with, is it Franks?"
Wilkins: Yeah!
Wontkins: Thanks... *faints*
GIMME THE EGGS AND FRANK'S GINGER ALE
Give him the eggs, boys!
Wontkins: what kind of coffee, do you sell.
Wilkins: wilkins coffee!
Wontkins: don't you have any other kind?
Wilkins: sure we have it, but we don't sell it!
Wilkins:have a cup of wilkins coffee sir?
Wontkins:if that's all you serve i'll get off of the next town
(Wilkins pushes Wontkins out of the plane)
Wilkins:NEXT TOWN IS 5 MILES,STRAIGHT DOWN!
Wontkins probably: Thanks
If Wilkins doesn't like coffee...
Wilkins:vote for me and we won't drink wilkins coffee!
Wontkins:confused:But i like Wilkins.
Wilkins:Elect to me and you'll learn to HATE Wilkins!
It's funny cause Jim Henson hated coffee.
Look out, here comes my trainload of Dugan's Bread.
Why would you want a whole trainload...
(A train filled with Dugan's Bread arrives)
I like Dugan's.
Wontkins: What do you mean Kern’s bread is baked while you sleep? I’m awake!
(Wilkins hits Wontkin’s head with a hammer)
Wilkins: Like I said, Kern’s is baked while you sleep.
Wontkins:have anything for people who don't drink Wilkins coffee?
Wilkins:certainly! Here you are friend!
(Wilkins bonks Wontkins on his head with a wooden hammer)
Wilkins:and it won't cost you a cent!
Wilkins: darling if I marry you will you keep me some Nash's coffee
Wontkins: well is must be soggy romance.
Help, I've been imprisoned!
Why fair damsel?
I don't drink Latouraine coffee.
Well, that's the way the old ball bounces
Wilkins: "You want a can of Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "No, gimme a bottle of ginger ale."
Wilkins: "Okay." (Bash!) "But he would've liked the Wilkins."
Wontkins: "That bottle of ginger ale you hit me with. Is it Frank's?"
Wilkins: "Yeah!"
Wontkins: "Thanks." (Passes out)
Watcha eating?
@@wsu5171 A sandwich made with Taystee Bread. Want a bite?
@@funshine97Yeah! (CRUNCH) ÆÆÆÆÆ he's a sharp salesman 🤕
Hey fella! (smacks)
Oh!
Hey Wilkins!
The Terran Empire called. They want their coffee mascot back!
Wilkins:wilkins coffee is like music to my ears!
Wontkins:what are the symbols for?
(The symbols both hit Wontkins,making him shake)
Wilkins:this is a very symbolic commercial
Shrimpy:want some gilbeck water with your pie?
Wonty:no just give me the pie
(Shrimpy puts the pie on Wonty's face)
Shrimpy:sure you wouldn't like a glass of gilbeck to wash it down?
I just filled my whole swimming pool with community coffee! SPLASH
Help I'm drowning
I Told You End Up Drinking Community
I love theses Wilkins Coffee ☕️ commercials don’t you
I'm tired of them! (boom!) JUST KIDDING, MR. WILKINS!
@@muppetsandpvzfan I Christian Thee!
@@luigisworld7694 That bottle of ginger ale, is it Frank's?
@@muppetsandpvzfan Yeah!
@@luigisworld7694 Thanks
Merry Christmas, it's a joy to serve Faygo Strawberry to so many people at Christmas.
If it's a joy to you, you're not pulling the sled.
I'll wave my magic wand,(Wilkins makes a small loaf of Dugan's Bread appear)I'll wave it twice.(He makes the bread bigger)
I don't eat Dugan's.
I'll wave it again(Wilkins makes Wontkins disappear into thin air)
Wilkins: Have some Nash's Coffee, sir?
Wontkins: Is that all you serve, i'll get off to the next town
(Wilkins push Wontkins out the plane)
Wilkins: Next Town, 5 miles, straight down.
Wilkins: On a diet absolutely no calories in Calso water.
Wontkins: Just give me the pie.
(Wilkins hit the pie into Wontkins mouth)
Wilkins: Wanna Calso to wash it down?
Wilkins Coffee ABC Song
A is for airplane,
And B is for bandwagon,
And club and cannon start with C.
D's for dog, (lion beast) E's for election,
And F is for fired,
That's a guillotine, and it starts with G!
H stands for house,
And I for I have a hunch,
And J is for just kidding.
It's fun to sing
About each advert and thing
From the Wilkins Coffee.
K stands for knife,
L's for Little Red, lost my head,
And last cup--very little lies.
M's for magician,
N's for new car and nowhere,
O's for on the ball and P is for pie.
Q's for quiz, R's for rose,
And S for stagecoach,
And tar and feathers start with T.
Uptown has a
U at the beginning,
and violence starts with V.
W's for Wilkins,
X for Brand X,
Y's for yum yum, and we're up to Z.
And we'll catch some Z's, too.
Now it's goodbye to you
From the Wilkins Coffee!
We're proud to be from...
The Wilkins Coffee!
We're A to Z in...
The Wilkins Coffee!
Your family is safe
I Approve This Comment!! 🎉😁👍
A parody of the Between the Lions Busterfield Library A to Z song!
@@calvinlam7272 You're right!
I think this crossover would be funny
Wontkins: What's that?
Mack: A sandwich made with Claussen's Bread want a bite
Wontkins: Of course not
*Crunch*
Wontkins: OOOCH!!! that's smarts.
Climb below, the Wilkin's coffee is ready.
I don't like coffee.
Ok Mac, have some water.(gets in the submarine which goes underwater)
I must have said the wrong thing.
*sinks with the submarine*
Wilkins: darling if I marry you will you keep me some kramil milk
Wontkins: well is must be soggy romance.
Next Question:What do you think of Faygo Strawberry?
It's wonderful, delicious.
You see friends...
Now, pay me the 10 bucks.
*gasp*
My Head's Stuck! Help! Help!
Do: Did you bring a cup of Wilkins Coffee?
@@gocartoongirl2352 Re: No!
(Do opens the window and Re falls to death)
Do: Why don’t you drop off to the shops for some. (Shrugs)
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins: No!!
(Tree breaks)
Wontkins: OW!
Wilkins: Things seem to happen if people don’t drink Wilkins.
Why are we climbing this tree?
@@deionpehowdy For Red Diamond COFFEE.
@@mario_gamer05 I Don't want any. Oop!
@@deionpehowdy It’s autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall.
@@deionpehowdyI’ve got 5 aces, can you beat that?
13:37 Not a whale, just a big fish.(Tail is facing wrong way)
Wilkins instant coffee soothes the headaches of life.
I don't have any headaches.
(bonk! Wilkins hits Wontkins with a sledgehammer)
Care for cream and sugar?
❌: This is a stickup! Gimme the money!
✔️: Sorry, I’m on my Wilkins Coffee break.
@D P I hate interruptions!
@@muppetsandpvzfan
If you don’t start drinking Community Coffee I’ll make you into Tube of Floors!
I should've seen this coming...
He always was a cut up
@@luigisworld7694It's "I'll make you into two by fours." As in, 2"x4" lumber.
Merita Bread is like music to my ears.
What are the cymbals for?
(Wilkins crashes his cymbals between Wontkin's head)
This is a very cymbalic commercial.
Why were you speeding?
I want a cup of coffee.
Wilkins coffee?
No just coffee.
Next time I say Wilkins
Wilkins:why don't you drink Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins:i don't approve of the violence in their commercials
(A gorilla grabs Wontkins and beats him up)
Wilkins:violence? What violence?
This is definitely Kermit's origin commercial.
Sam and Friends exist
It's not kermit. Kermit and Wilkins have differences about each other
Wontkins: The indians won't bother you, all you've got a shipment of Nash's coffee.
Wilkins: Someday he's gonna learn that everybody drinks Nash's.
Think the Indians will attack us?
Just kidding Mr wilkins! 10:15
Alastor: How about getting some Wilkins coffee with me.
Vox: No way I'm drinking that cruaghhh.
Alastor: That what!?
Vox: Crazy awesome coffee without you.
Alastor: They like it so quickly these days in good old Hell.
Charlie: Alastor!
Alastor: Uh Oh!!!
Let's stop and make a pot of Wlkin's Coffee
Keep goin, I don't like coffee
(Wilkins shoots Wontkins and his horse with a gun)
It happened that way, Movin west!
Honestly I can see Wilkins just shooting the horse and letting Wontkins have his face slam on the ground
Brrrr! Gimme a cup of coffee!
Wilkins?
No any old coffee.
Step right this way!(Wilkins opens the door that got Wontkins back out in the freezing snow)
Wontkins: "Whichever one of us gets the big piece gets good luck."
Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "No!"
(Wilkins and Wontkins break the wishbone. Wilkins gets the big piece while Wontkins gets the small piece and sent flying)
Wilkins: "You're out of luck when you don't drink Wilkins."
The Indians won't bother you. All you got is shipment of frank's ginger ale
@@reubenguttenberg7405 Someday he's gonna learn that everybody drinks Frank's!
@@funshine97 what happened to you
@@reubenguttenberg7405 I lost my head over Wilkins Instant Coffee! Have a cup?
@@funshine97 YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWW 😱!
I have Frank's ginger ale and another kind of ginger ale
I want the cheap stuff.
@@funshine97 cheep cheep cheep
Sorry, but that other ginger ale is for the birds.
@@jilliantavares8249 I just filled my whole swimming pool with orange nectar
@D P try it
"I have a hunch I'm being followed."
Have you started drinking Calso Water?
No! *gets grabbed by a shadow* HELP!
I have a hunch he'd better start!
I wish wilkins and wontkins where still around today if cartoon violence in commercials wasn’t banned
Wilkins: grandma's little red riding hood with your diet with no calories for calso water
Wontkins: I'm a bad wolf and I just ate your grandma
Wilkins: We'll have some calso to wash it down
I’m tired Of Them (Boom) Just Kidding Mr Wilkins!
Wontkins:Those Wilkins Coffee commercials.
Wilkins:You don't like them?
Wontkins:No!
Wilkins:Then let me fix your set!
BOOM!
Wontkins:You can't win.
What's a young kid like you doing with a bottle of Kool aid orange 🍊?
I’m on the wagon, Pop!
Fresh kid...
You won’t find anybody who drinks Wilkin’s instant coffee
There should be a store for all this stuff on Sesame Street and these guys should run it.
If You don't Drink Calso Water, You'll Miss Out On All The Fun!.
Oh that's a lot of...
@@TylerdiggerProductions *Splash*
See what I mean?
I have thought up a Minions edition of these commercials with Otto as Wilkins and Stuart as Wontkins. For example:
Otto: Okay, qué batooay tú pensa de Wilkins Coffee?(Okay, buddy, what do you think of Wilkins Coffee?)
Stuart: Ka nopa yeh pik.(I never tasted it.)
(Otto freezes Stuart with a freeze ray, then points it to the camera)
Otto: Prompo qué batooay TÚ pensa de Wilkins?(Now what do YOU think of Wilkins?)
Stuart: grrr, brahmonk!
Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "No!"
Crowd: (Booing and throwing vegetables at Wontkins)
Wilkins: "If you start drinking Wilkins, everyone will love you."
What do you mean tayste bread is baked while you sleep? I'm awake. Bonk ooh 😵.
Like I said, Tastee is baked while you sleep
@@jilliantavares8249 the British are coming the British are coming
@@reubenguttenberg7405 I'd say spend it, old chap. I just stocked up on Wilkins Tea.
@@funshine97 have some Frank's ginger ale, sir
Wilkins=Me
Products=Sonic the Hedgehog
Wontkins=Sonic haters
No.
@@mashrumman9787how low can you get
You can't win. 10:26
7:33 If this Wilkins iced tea and I were a duck I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
"These are the eyes of a psychopath." -Dr. Samuel Loomis, Halloween (2007)
If this works, this’ll taste better than Wilkins Coffee. (BOOM!)
I guess nothing will taste better than Wilkins!
@@xboxgamesxbox9455 Why are we climbing this tree?
@@jasongrape4920 for Wilkins coffee!
@@xboxgamesxbox9455 I don’t want any.
@@jasongrape4920 (kicks wontkins off tree) its autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall.
Say, did you bring the Community Coffee?
No,(Wilkins lets go of the rope causing Wontkins to fall)I forgoooooot!!!!!
When you come back up, don't forget the Community Coffee!
🎶 if this pool of wilkins ice tea and I were a 🦆 I swim to the bottom and never come up🎶.
Coffee break! Want a cup of Wilkins?
@@muppetsandpvzfan no thank you
@@reubenguttenberg7405 Now all our workers drink Wilkins
@@reubenguttenberg7405 Got any Community Coffee in your house?
@@reubenguttenberg7405 After much research, I found that the best coffee is
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: No, I don't. (Sesame Workshop house falls onto Wontkins and makes a loud wham) Wilkins: Strange things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins Coffee!
It's my new eating machine, Taystee bread here and popcorn here.
I'll take popcorn
(Wilkins pushes a lever causing popcorn to be rained on Wontkin's head)
Next!
Wilkins: “say did you get to see Godzilla vs Kong yet?”
Wontkins: “what will Godzilla do if i don’t?”
*gets blasted by Godzilla’s atomic breath*
Wilkins: “well he’ll probably fire his atomic breath at ya!” ;)
This is Frank's ginger ale the finest
Aw go soak your head.
@@jilliantavares8249 in Frank's ginger ale? A pleasure.
*Drinks the Frank's Ginger Ale*
@@reubenguttenberg7405 The taste of Wilkins Coffee is like music to my ears
@@muppetsandpvzfan what are the symbols for?
You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house 🏠
No (drops bomb 💣) you know a house ain’t a home without Wilkins Coffee (boom)
Whatcha drinking?
@@reubenguttenberg7405 Wilkins Coffee Wanna Sip ☕
@@themarvinshow3742 sure. Aaagh he's a sharp salesman
You know people who don't drink minute maid fruit punch just blow up some times
@@reubenguttenberg7405 oh that’s a load of (blows up)
“This is a stickup! Gimme the money!”
"Sorry, I'm on my Community Coffee break."
@@TylerdiggerProductions “C’mon lemme have it!”
@@bloodood406 *boom!* "I hate interruptions."
It's Autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall 😂
3:34, OOOF!
I have a hunch, I'm being followed.
Have you started drinking Wilkins Instant Coffee yet?
@@muppetsandpvzfan no. HELP
@@reubenguttenberg7405 I have a hunch, he'd better start
@@muppetsandpvzfan coffee break. Want a cup of Nash's?
@@reubenguttenberg7405 No thank you. *gets pushed off of the building*
Wontkins: Can you tell me what my future is?
Wilkins: I see a cup of Wilkins Coffee in your future.
Wontkins: But I don't drink Wilkins Coffee.
Wilkins: Your future is looking very bleak my friend.
Wontkins is then sent flying to the Wilkins coffee factory (that probably happens after Wontkins says he doesn’t drink it)
That time they switched sides from Wilkin's, to Red Diamond, and finally Nash's.
We don't talk about Community.
14:48.
Wilkins: It’s your present from Mr. Wilkins!
Wontkins: But I don’t drink Wilkins Instant Coffee.
(Jack pops out of the box)
Wilkins: I know, he just wanted to be remembered!
I'm sinking I'm sinking save me
Have some Wilkins Coffee.
@@jilliantavares8249 why
It’s a sinking man’s drink.
@@jilliantavares8249 what happened to my car
@@reubenguttenberg7405 Do you drink Nash's Coffee?
Did you find more Wilkins and Wontkins commercials or something?
Just set this as a premiere, that's all
@@muppetsandpvzfan Fair enough. I'll be more than happy to keep you updated if any very rare Wilkins and Wontkins commercials are found. Is that a deal?
@@funshine97 Yup! And all the other vintage Jim Henson commercials, too (especially Linit, we only have that one that the Jim Henson Company's RUclips channel uploaded)
@@muppetsandpvzfan Great! 😊
@@funshine97 And you ought to see my Wilkins and Wontkins, Mack and Kermit, and Kern's Bread, but they're all voiced by Spongebob and Squidward video, too
Okay, buddy, what'd ya think of Red Diamond Coffee?
Never tasted it!
@@muppetsandpvzfan (Blasts cannon then points it at the viewer) Now what do _you_ think of Red Diamond?
@@funshine97 HELP!
@@muppetsandpvzfan Did you bring a can of Wilkins Coffee?
@@funshine97 NO!
They missed an opportunity with that first Taystee bread commercial. Shoulda had Wontkins say "I never Taysteed it"
Commercials that have other versions
0:00 -Okay buddy what do you think about (brand name)?
5:15 -Want some (brand name) with your pie?
8:40 -Why are we climbing this tree?,For (brand name)
Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
No, I don't. Why?
@@muppetsandpvzfan (stamps check mark on you) Just checking.
@@muppetsandpvzfan Okay, buddy, what'd ya think of Minute Maid Lemonade?
i never tasted it
@@DeadChannelPleaseUnsubscribe (Blasts cannon then points it at the viewer) Now what do _you_ think of Minute Maid?
Want some Wilkins Coffee with your pie 🥧
Na just give the pie (splat)
Sure you wouldn’t like a cup of Wilkins to wash it down
@@themarvinshow3742 This Machine Tells If You’re A Good Guy Or A Bad Guy
@@luigisworld7694 how 🤔
@@themarvinshow3742 All Good Guys Drink Kraml Dairy Milk! 🥛 (Bad Guy!)
Why were you speeding?
I wanted a drink of soda.
Faygo Strawberry?
No just any soda.
(Wontkins was thrown in jail)
Next Time i'll Say Faygo.
Wilkins: Anybody who doesn't drink LaTouraine Coffee, ought to be tared and feathered, right.
Wontkins: Wrong!
Wilkins: He always was a bad sport.
You want a bottle of Calso Water?
No, gimme a bottle of ginger ale.
Ok(Wilkins smashes the bottle of ginger ale on Wontkin's head)but he would have liked the Calso.