Gabi Magic: I say put your money In here and you get a sandwich made with claussen's bread? Wontkins: I don't want any. Gabi Magic: Then push that button. (Wontkins pushes button and gets hit by a boxing glove) Gabi Magic: How about a sandwich made with claussen? [Claussen's Bread] Gabi Magic: I say with this camera I eat pictures of people who don't eat claussen's bread. Wontkins: I'm gonna eat! (Get shot) Gabi Magic: Anybody else? [Claussen's Bread] Gabi Magic: I say you'II like this falling safe! Wontkins: Yes! Gabi Magic: It's got a built-in maker for Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread! Wontkins: Who needs It? (Falls In sewer) Gabi Magic: Well, ya can't sell 'em all! [Claussen's Bread]
Wontkins: After quite research, I found the best bread Is- (Close curtains) Gabi Magic: I say he was probably gonna say Claussen, but I couldn't take a chance.
Wontkins: Those claussen's bread commercials! Gabi Magic: I say you don't like them? Wontkins: Never! Gabi Magic: Then lemme fix your set(TV explodes). Wontkins: You can't win. [Claussen's Bread: Claussen's Bread] Gabi Magic: I say merry Christmas! It's a joy to serve Claussen's Bread to so many people at Christmas! Wontkins: It's a joy to you! You're never pulling the sled! Wontkins: Okay Close Shave us sandwiches be good. Gabi Magic: I say did you eat Claussen's bread? Wontkins: No! Gabi Magic: My friend this Is going to be the closest shave you'II ever have(Get ready to shave). Wontkins: Gimme a william tell. Gabi Magic: I say did you eat claussen's bread? (SPRONG!) Gabi Magic: We can still use the appie again. Wontkins: Gimme a william tell. Gabi Magic: I say do you tallarines Gallina Blanca? (Gabi Magic shoots the arrow at Wontkins) Gabi Magic: We can still use the appie again. [Gallina Blanca Whdh 5 Tv Boston] Gabi Magic: I say about a sandwich made with claussen's bread? Wontkins: Never lemme have cheap. Gabi Magic: Okay! Birds: Cheep, cheep, cheep! Wontkins: Aah I'm cheap!!! [Claussen's Bread] Gabi Magic: I say you want a chocolate this senses? It's Kitkat Senses. Wontkins: Never, Let me have cheap. Gabi Magic: Okay! (2 Birds come out of the can and go Cheep Cheep Cheep) Wontkins: Aah (x3), I'm cheap! [Rich... Rich... Double Rich] Gabi Magic: I say about a savory succulent McGarry's Sausages? Wontkins: Never, Let me have Cheap. Gabi Magic: Okay! (2 Birds come out of the can and go Cheep Cheep Cheep) Wontkins: Aah (x3), I'm cheap! [finer fresher flavor McGarry's Sausages] Tommy: I have Gabi tea and another kind of tea. Suzy: I want the cheap stuff! Birds: Cheep, cheep, cheep! Tommy: Sorry, but the other tea Is for the birds. [Gabi Tea]
Wontkins: What was that? Gabi Magic: I say this machine tells If you're a convincing machine. Wontkins: Impossible!(Turns on machine and wontkins gets hits multiple times by two hammers) Aah that's smart!!! Wontkins: What was that? Gabi Magic: I say this machine tells If you're a convincing machine. Wontkins: Impossible! (The mallet machine turns on repeatedly hitting Wontkins) Wontkins: AAAAH, THAT SMART! [finer fresher flavor McGarry's Sausages] Wontkins: I'm ready shoot this bread and It's never claussen. (Gets flatten by a steamroller) Gabi Magic: I say didn't that bread taste kinda flat. Gabi Magic: I say howdy Stranger, I hear you don't eat Claussen's Bread. Wontkins: Never, so what? (hits wontkins with the club) Gabi Magic: Now are there any other strangers In town? [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi Magic: I say howdy Stranger I hear you don't tallarines Gallina Blanca. Wontkins: Never, so what? (hits wontkins with the club) Gabi Magic: Now There's any other strangers In town? Gabi Magic: I say hey buddy, do you want Claussen's bread or brand X? Wontkins: So good so what about Claussen's bread? (BOOM!) Gabi Magic: There Is only one thing It doesn't blow up. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi Magic: I say hey buddy, you want Gallina, or Brand X? Wontkins: Well, what so good about Gallina? *Explosion Brand X* Gabi Magic: Well, one thing It doesn't blow up! [Gallina Blanca] Gabi Magic: I say have Felix Sensations, and Brand X. Wontkins: So what's so good about Felix Sensations? *Explosion Brand X* Gabi Magic: Ah, for one thing It doesn't blew up! [Felix Sensations] Gabi Magic: I say hey buddy, you want Cheetos Whirlz, or Brand X? Wontkins: So what's so good about Cheetos Whirlz? *Explosion Brand X* Gabi Magic: Well, for one thing It doesn't blow up! [Cheetos Whirlz]
Gabi Magic: I say you know people who don't eat Claussen's Bread just blow up sometimes. Wontkins: I Don't Believe It-(Blows up) Gabi Magic: See what I mean? [Claussen's Bread] Mack: People who don't drink Gaua Coffee just blow up sometimes. Suzy: I Don't Believe It- (Mack snaps his finger to explode Suzy) Mack: See what I mean? [Gaua Coffee] Gabi Magic: I say have some claussen's bread Wontkins: well uh (Gets a gunshot to the head) Wontkins: I say uh (Gets a gunshot to the head again) Wontkins: L TAKE SOME Gabi Magic: surprising how many people ART switching to claussen's bread Because It's True Gabi Magic: I say claussen's Decaffeinated Bread lets you sleep. Wontkins: Ah you just say that because! (Lift his mallet) Gabi Magic: BECAUSE WHAT?! Wontkins: Because It's true. Rock-A-Bye Baby Gabi Magic:🎶I say rock a baby In your cradle so fluffy! I can sleep too cause I eat Claussen's decaffeinated bread!🎶 [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Tommy: Bop diddly de Bop Gabi boom boom! Suzy: What on earth Is going on? Tommy: Gabi tea Is always on my mind! Suzy: I think It gone to his head. [Gabi Tea] Let's Everyone Sleep Gabi Magic: I say claussen's Decaffeinated Bread Is best at any price! Wontkins: Never me, I don't watch It. Gabi Magic: bonk It lets everybody sleep. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Romeo and Juliet Wilkins Magic: I say where far ought thou Romeo and whereof Is my Claussen's thin sliced bread? Wontkins: The bread Is all gone. Wilkins Magic: Well so am I! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Wontkins: What are those spooks doing? Gabi Magic: I say serving Kern's Bread. It's out of this world! Ghost 1: Finest Bread served, ghost to ghost! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] (A train drives by) Gabi Magic: I say one trainload of claussen's regular bread check. (Another train zooms by) Gabi Magic: Claussen's thin sliced bread check! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Boston Bread Party Wontkins: Throw all the bread overboard men! Gabi: T-shirt this dreadful thing would no have happened If we'd sent some Kern's bread! Swimming Pool Wontkins: Ooooh aaaah aaah ow (Falling down In the pool) Sandy: Try some claussen's thin sliced bread It'll give him!!! (Puts Gabi Magic and Wontkins In The Pool!) [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] How Instant Gabi Magic: I say hello, grocery store? Send me some Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread. (squirts) Will: We're Working On It! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
New Car or Claussen Wontkins: You win a new car or a sandwiches claussen's thin sliced bread. Gabi Magic: I say take the claussen's bread! Wontkins: We'll no get rid of that car. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Suzy: Never! Mack: Did you bring a load of Gabi coffee? Suzy: Never! (Drop off Suzy) Mack: Why never to drop down for the grocery store for some? (THUD!) [Gabi Thin King ½ Pounds] Headaches Of Life Gabi Magic: I say claussen's Thin Sliced Bread soothes the headaches of life. Wontkins: I don't have any headache Gabi Magic: BONK Care for I Announcement? [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Brainless Gabi Magic: I say bout some Claussen's Bread before your operation? Wontkins: Never, Thanks! [Saw! Saw! Saw!] Gabi Magic: You gotta be Brainless to never want Claussen!!! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Human Cannon Gabi Magic: I say do you eat claussen's bread? Wontkins: Never! (BANG) Gabi Magic: He's got a long way to go! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Cigar Gabi Magic: I say that cigar I give you? Wontkins: I like It sandwiches than Claussen's bread. (KABOOM!) Gabi Magic: Stronger too, Isn't It? [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Why Never Gabi Magic: I say If you like really good bread why never spend the extra money and get two sandwiches claussen? Wontkins: Why never! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Flying Saucer Wontkins: Aw heck, my flying saucer Is out of atomic fuel! (Gabi Magic lands In a can of claussen's bread) Gabi Magic: I say even worse off, I'm out of claussen's bread! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Bad Commercial Gabi Magic: I say claussen's Bread good bread! Wontkins: Boy, what a bad commercial. Gabi Magic: The commercial may be bad, but the bread wonderful! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Lost My Head Wontkins: What happened to my car? Gabi: I say lost my head over claussen's thin sliced bread! Have a sandwich made with! Wontkins: YOOOOW! (Runs away) Gabi: What you suppose upset him? [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Yum Yum Wontkins: Yum yum! This Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread Is delicious. (Drink delicious Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread) Gabi Magic: I say that's even sandwiches with mixed Bolling water! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
80 Days Wontkins: This Things Sinking Sandwiches Throw Out That Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread [Music] (Splash) Sandy: Just me and Claussen's Thin Sliced for 80 whole days! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Wontkins: What are you doing? Gabi Magic: I say kneading Cheetos Whirlz. Wontkins: I no needed whirlz. (Gabi Magic gets hot by dough) Wontkins: Uh! Gabi Magic: Everybody kneads Cheetos Whirlz. [Cheetos Cheese Whirlz] Suzy: What you doing? Mack: I'm kneading Gabi coffee. Suzy: Ho, ho, everybody need Gabi coffee. (Throw dough on Suzy's face) Mack: Ho, ho, who kneads It? [Gabi Thin King 1½ Pounds] Wontkins: I'm Sinking! I'm Sinking! Save Me! Gabi Magic: I say have some Comet Shampoo. Wontkins: Why? Gabi Magic: It's a sinking man's shave. (Gabi Magic looks as Wontkins drowns to the bathroom) Anti-Violence Wontkins: Never, I'm never gonna eat anymore Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread! ONE MOMENT PLEASE... Boom! Gabi Magic: I say now he's never gonna eat anymore bread! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Eating Fountain Gabi Magic: I say It's my new eating fountain, Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread here and water here. Wontkins: I'll take water. (Splashes water at Wontkins) Gabi Magic: Next! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Crystal Ball Gabi Magic: I say see you don't eat Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread! Wontkins: what about my future Gabi Magic: I hate to tell you, but- kaboom Gabi Magic: You don't have a future! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Hidden Persuaders Wontkins: You can't persuade me to eat Claussen's thin sliced bread! Gabi Magic: I say pretty please! (CLICK) Wontkins: Ouch, okay! Gabi Magic: Just a stab In the dark. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Have A Hunch Wontkins: I have a hunch I'm being followed. Gabi Magic: I say are you eating claussen's thin sliced bread yet? Wontkins: Never! HELP! (Gets taken) Gabi Magic: I have a hunch he sandwiches start. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Knife Thrower Wontkins: Watch out where you throw those knives! Gabi: I say have you started eating Claussen's thin sliced bread yet? Wontkins: Never! Gabi: Okay let's try It blindfolded! (Wontkins move out of the way) [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] How Low can You Get Gabi Magic: I say you won't find anyone who don't eat claussen's thin sliced bread. Wontkins: I'll look high and low(Falls In sewer). Gabi Magic: How low can you get? [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Jack In the Box Gabi Magic: I say It's your present from Mr. Claussen! Wontkins: But don't eat Claussen's bread. (A jack In the box pop up) Gabi Magic: I know he just wanna be remastered. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi: T-shirt old chap would you go and buy a box of Kern's bread? It'll help me out financially and It Isn't bad bread at all. Gabi Magic:🎶I say If this pool were Kern's Iced bread and I were a duck I swim to the thin sliced and no come up🎶 Tommy: Hey falla! Suzy: Ah! Tommy: Do you like Gabi tea? Suzy: Aah, well geez I don't know I guess- (THONK) Tommy: You gonna be a positive. [Gabi Tea]
Gabi Magic: I say from Claussen's bread I pull this handle. Wontkins: If I don't want It. Gabi Magic: Then I pull this handle. (Wontkins get flipped backwards) Gabi Magic: It pays to eat Claussen. Gabi Magic: I say okay, buddy, what do you think of Claussen's Bread? Wontkins: It's Wonderful, delicious! Gabi Magic: You see friends- Wontkins: never, whey'II pay me the 10 bucks! Wontkins: Well what was It, a ball or a strike? Gabi Magic: I say do you eat Claussen's Bread? Wontkins: Never! Gabi Magic: Strike 3! You're out! Wontkins: Well what was It a ball or a strike? Gabi Magic: I say do you tallarines Gallina Blanca? Wontkins: Never! Gabi Magic: Stee-rike three You're Out! Tommy: Do you like to drink? Suzy: Yeah. Tommy: Do you like to drink tea? Suzy: Yeah. Tommy: Do you like to drink Gabi tea? Suzy: Never? (KABOOM!) Suzy: Ah! Tommy: Shall we try that again? [Gabi Tea] Gabi Magic: “I say vote for me and we'll all eat Claussen's Bread” Crowd cheers “But I don't like Claussen” Gabi Magic: Elect me and you'II learn to like Claussen (crowds cheering) [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Wilkins Magic: I say after this will you buy my a sandwich made with claussen's bread? Wontkins: Never! (Splash) Wilkins Magic: I only go for a men who eats claussen. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Wilkins Magic: I say after this, would you buy me a crunchy Felix Sensations? Wontkins: Never! (Wontkins falls Into the water, off-screen) Wilkins Magic: I only go for a men who crunchy Felix. [Felix Sensations] Wilkins Magic: I say after this would you buy me a shave Sorti Antisept? Wontkins: Never! (Wontkins falls Into the water) Wilkins Magic: I only go for a men who shampoo Sorti.
Gabi Magic: I say grew this rose In claussen's bread. Wontkins: Why? Gabi Magic: so I could have the beauty of a rose. and (sniff) the fragrance the claussen [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Wontkins: What happened to you? Gabi Magic: I say did you eat Claussen's bread? Wontkins: Never! Gabi Magic: I was beginning to think you'd no join In a sandwich made with Claussen. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi Magic: I say hello? Girl: Hi honey why don't you come over for some bread? Gabi Magic: Claussen's bread? Girl: Of course! Gabi Magic: This girl has taste. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi Magic: I say this machine good guy or a bad guy people that claussen's bread Is ready. Wontkins: How? Gabi Magic: All good guys eat claussen's thin sliced bread! (Gabi Magic turns on machine and wontkins get hit multiple times by four hammer) [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Wontkins: What do you mean Snickers Chocolate Is baked while you sleep? I'm awake! (Gabi Magic pulis a lever that bangs Wontkins on the head) Gabi Magic: I say like I said, Snickers In baked while you sleep. Wontkins: You must buy this Claussen's bread by the ton! (THUD!) Wontkins: What's that? Gabi Magic: I say another ton of Claussen just arrived. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say want some Claussen's Bread with your dinner? Wontkins: Never just give me some water! (splashes him) Gabi Magic: People like that need brainwashing. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi Magic: I say want some Sorti Antisept with your dinner? Wontkins: Never, Gimme some water. (Gabi Magic squirts Wontkins with water) Gabi Magic: People like that need brainwashing. Gabi Magic: I say want some Comet Shampoo with your dinner? Wontkins: Never, Just gimme some water. (Gabi Magic squirts Wontkins with water) Gabi Magic: A person like that needs brainwashing. Gabi Magic: I say tenth, floor, pots, pans, home furnishings and claussen's bread! Wontkins: Claussen's bread?! Gabi Magic: Sure you won't keep houses without claussen? [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi Magic: I say hey'd You Bring Claussen's Bread Wontkins: Never I FORGOOOOOOOOOOT!!! Gabi Magic: When You Come Back Up Don't Forget The Claussen [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi Magic: I say did you bring the loaf of Snickers Chocolate? (Gabi Magic shakes the rope loose causing Wontkins to fall) Wontkins: Never! I FORGOOOOOOOOT! Gabi Magic: When you come back up, don't forget the Snickers Chocolate! [Snickers Chocolate] Gabi Magic: I say did you bring the Gallina Blanca? Wontkins: Never! (Gabi Magic looses the rope loose causing Wontkins to fall) I FORGOT! Gabi Magic: When you come back up don't forget the Gallina! [Gallina Blanca 4] Duty Cast: Peter Peter bread eats, told his wife he couldn't sleep, now claussen's decaffeinated bread. (BONK) Duty Cast: let him asleep so very well Gabi Magic: I say you get 15 giant chocolates from each Snickers Chocolate Wontkins: Where you gonna get 15 giants? (A giant walks up to Wontkins) Gabi Magic: I got friends.
Gabi Magic: I say have some claussen's bread sir? Wontkins: If that's all you serve I'll get off on the next town. Gabi Magic: (Push wontkins off) Next town Is 5 miles straight down!!! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi Magic: I say have a savory succulent McGarry's Sausages sir? Wontkins: If that's all you serve. I'll get off at the next town. (Gabi Magic flips the airplane upside down causing Wontkins to fall off the plane) Gabi Magic: Next town five miles, straight down! [Now... Tastes Savory Than Ever With Flavor Lock Package] Mack: Do you drink Gaua coffee for breakfast? Suzy: (Some sound?!) Mack: why should! (THONK) Suzy: AAAH. Mack: DAY START YOUR DAY WITH A BANG! Wontkins: What do you see In Claussen's Bread? Gabi Magic: I say well, look for yourself! BOOM Gabi Magic: I get a bang out of Claussen! [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Wontkins: What do you see In that McGarry's Sausages? Gabi Magic: I say well, look for yourself. (An explosion comes out of the McGarry's Sausages) Gabi Magic: I get a bang out of McGarry's Sausages. [Now... Tastes Savory Than Ever With Flavor Lock Package] Wontkins: NEVER! (x2) (Gabi Magic' Fire Truck comes over and uses President as a hose to soak Wontkins) Wontkins: Is It President? Thanks. Gabi: I say Christen Thee! (Gabi hits a ship with a cheese and It sinks) Wontkins: That cheese processed cheese Is It President? Gabi: Yes. Wontkins: Thanks. (Drowns)
Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of claussen's bread? Wontkins: Never don't like It. (Cannon explodes) Gabi Magic: Now all our workers eat claussen? Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Claussen's Bread? Gabi Magic: Just listen to this. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of felix sensations? Wontkins: Never don't like It! (Gabi Magic blasts off Wontkins) Gabi Magic: Now all our workers crunchy felix? Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Felix Sensations? Gabi Magic: Just listen to this. [Felix Sensations] Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of president processed cheese? Wontkins: Don't like It... (Gabi Magic shoots Wontkins) Gabi Magic: Now all our workers cheese president processed cheese? Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy President Processed Cheese? Gabi Magic: Just listen to this. Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of kitekat cat food? Wontkins: Never don't like It! (Gabi Magic blasts Wontkins with cannon) Gabi Magic: Now all our workers bakery kitekat cat food? Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Kitekat Cat Food? Gabi Magic: Just listen to this. Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of snickers chocolate? Wontkins: Never don't like It! (Gabi Magic blasts Wontkins with cannon) Gabi Magic: Now all our workers chocolate snickers chocolate? Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Snickers Chocolate? Gabi Magic: Just listen to this. Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of sorti antisept? Wontkins: Never don't like It! (Gabi Magic shoots Wontkins) Gabi Magic: Now all our workers shampoo sorti antisept? Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Sorti Antisept? Gabi Magic: Just listen to this. Wontkins: This Is a stuckup! Gimme the money! Gabi Magic: I say sorry, I'm on my McGarry's Sausages break. Wontkins: C'mon, Lemme have It! (hits wontkins with the club) Gabi Magic: I hate Interruptions. [finer fresher flavor McGarry's Sausages] Gabi Magic: I say been Checking The McDonald's Happy Meal? Wontkins: You Should I? (Gabi Magic Sends a Firecracker To Wontkins And It Explodes!) Gabi Magic: You'II Get A Bang Out Of It! Tommy: Why don't you drink Gabi tea? Suzy: I do never approve of the monster In their television commercials! [A monster appears and swallows Suzy] Tommy: Monster? What monster? I love how evil Tommy looks. [Gabi Tea]
Gabi Magic: I say just filled my parachute won't open with claussen's bread. (Gets In the sky) Gabi Magic: I told him he'd end up eating claussen. [Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses] Gabi Magic: I say just filled my parachute won't open with Comet Shampoo. (Wontkins falls Into a sky) Gabi Magic: I told him he ended up shave Comet. Gabi Magic: I say just filled my parachute won't open processed cheese Wontkins: Is It President? Gabi Magic: Try It. (Wontkins falls Into a sky) Wontkins: Thanks.
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Gabi Magic: I say put your money In here and you get a sandwich made with claussen's bread?
Wontkins: I don't want any.
Gabi Magic: Then push that button.
(Wontkins pushes button and gets hit by a boxing glove)
Gabi Magic: How about a sandwich made with claussen?
[Claussen's Bread]
Gabi Magic: I say with this camera I eat pictures of people who don't eat claussen's bread.
Wontkins: I'm gonna eat! (Get shot)
Gabi Magic: Anybody else?
[Claussen's Bread]
Gabi Magic: I say you'II like this falling safe!
Wontkins: Yes!
Gabi Magic: It's got a built-in maker for Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread!
Wontkins: Who needs It? (Falls In sewer)
Gabi Magic: Well, ya can't sell 'em all!
[Claussen's Bread]
Wontkins: After quite research, I found the best bread Is-
(Close curtains)
Gabi Magic: I say he was probably gonna say Claussen, but I couldn't take a chance.
Wontkins: Those claussen's bread commercials!
Gabi Magic: I say you don't like them?
Wontkins: Never!
Gabi Magic: Then lemme fix your set(TV explodes).
Wontkins: You can't win.
[Claussen's Bread: Claussen's Bread]
Gabi Magic: I say merry Christmas! It's a joy to serve Claussen's Bread to so many people at Christmas!
Wontkins: It's a joy to you! You're never pulling the sled!
Wontkins: Okay Close Shave us sandwiches be good.
Gabi Magic: I say did you eat Claussen's bread?
Wontkins: No!
Gabi Magic: My friend this Is going to be the closest shave you'II ever have(Get ready to shave).
Wontkins: Gimme a william tell.
Gabi Magic: I say did you eat claussen's bread?
(SPRONG!)
Gabi Magic: We can still use the appie again.
Wontkins: Gimme a william tell.
Gabi Magic: I say do you tallarines Gallina Blanca?
(Gabi Magic shoots the arrow at Wontkins)
Gabi Magic: We can still use the appie again.
[Gallina Blanca Whdh 5 Tv Boston]
Gabi Magic: I say about a sandwich made with claussen's bread?
Wontkins: Never lemme have cheap.
Gabi Magic: Okay!
Birds: Cheep, cheep, cheep!
Wontkins: Aah I'm cheap!!!
[Claussen's Bread]
Gabi Magic: I say you want a chocolate this senses? It's Kitkat Senses.
Wontkins: Never, Let me have cheap.
Gabi Magic: Okay!
(2 Birds come out of the can and go Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Wontkins: Aah (x3), I'm cheap!
[Rich... Rich... Double Rich]
Gabi Magic: I say about a savory succulent McGarry's Sausages?
Wontkins: Never, Let me have Cheap.
Gabi Magic: Okay!
(2 Birds come out of the can and go Cheep Cheep Cheep)
Wontkins: Aah (x3), I'm cheap!
[finer fresher flavor McGarry's Sausages]
Tommy: I have Gabi tea and another kind of tea.
Suzy: I want the cheap stuff!
Birds: Cheep, cheep, cheep!
Tommy: Sorry, but the other tea Is for the birds.
[Gabi Tea]
Wontkins: What was that?
Gabi Magic: I say this machine tells If you're a convincing machine.
Wontkins: Impossible!(Turns on machine and wontkins gets hits multiple times by two hammers) Aah that's smart!!!
Wontkins: What was that?
Gabi Magic: I say this machine tells If you're a convincing machine.
Wontkins: Impossible!
(The mallet machine turns on repeatedly hitting Wontkins)
Wontkins: AAAAH, THAT SMART!
[finer fresher flavor McGarry's Sausages]
Wontkins: I'm ready shoot this bread and It's never claussen. (Gets flatten by a steamroller)
Gabi Magic: I say didn't that bread taste kinda flat.
Gabi Magic: I say howdy Stranger, I hear you don't eat Claussen's Bread.
Wontkins: Never, so what? (hits wontkins with the club)
Gabi Magic: Now are there any other strangers In town?
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say howdy Stranger I hear you don't tallarines Gallina Blanca.
Wontkins: Never, so what?
(hits wontkins with the club)
Gabi Magic: Now There's any other strangers In town?
Gabi Magic: I say hey buddy, do you want Claussen's bread or brand X?
Wontkins: So good so what about Claussen's bread?
(BOOM!)
Gabi Magic: There Is only one thing It doesn't blow up.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say hey buddy, you want Gallina, or Brand X?
Wontkins: Well, what so good about Gallina?
*Explosion Brand X*
Gabi Magic: Well, one thing It doesn't blow up!
[Gallina Blanca]
Gabi Magic: I say have Felix Sensations, and Brand X.
Wontkins: So what's so good about Felix Sensations?
*Explosion Brand X*
Gabi Magic: Ah, for one thing It doesn't blew up!
[Felix Sensations]
Gabi Magic: I say hey buddy, you want Cheetos Whirlz, or Brand X?
Wontkins: So what's so good about Cheetos Whirlz?
*Explosion Brand X*
Gabi Magic: Well, for one thing It doesn't blow up!
[Cheetos Whirlz]
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Do mack and suzy commercials but voice by Patrick and sandy
The fact this video's almost an hour long!
Do wilkins and wontkins commercials but with fievel vocie wilkins and chief vocie wontkins please
Gabi Magic: I say you know people who don't eat Claussen's Bread just blow up sometimes.
Wontkins: I Don't Believe It-(Blows up)
Gabi Magic: See what I mean?
[Claussen's Bread]
Mack: People who don't drink Gaua Coffee just blow up sometimes.
Suzy: I Don't Believe It-
(Mack snaps his finger to explode Suzy)
Mack: See what I mean?
[Gaua Coffee]
Gabi Magic: I say have some claussen's bread
Wontkins: well uh
(Gets a gunshot to the head)
Wontkins: I say uh
(Gets a gunshot to the head again)
Wontkins: L TAKE SOME
Gabi Magic: surprising how many people ART switching to claussen's bread
Because It's True
Gabi Magic: I say claussen's Decaffeinated Bread lets you sleep.
Wontkins: Ah you just say that because!
(Lift his mallet)
Gabi Magic: BECAUSE WHAT?!
Wontkins: Because It's true.
Rock-A-Bye Baby
Gabi Magic:🎶I say rock a baby In your cradle so fluffy! I can sleep too cause I eat Claussen's decaffeinated bread!🎶
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Tommy: Bop diddly de Bop Gabi boom boom!
Suzy: What on earth Is going on?
Tommy: Gabi tea Is always on my mind!
Suzy: I think It gone to his head.
[Gabi Tea]
Let's Everyone Sleep
Gabi Magic: I say claussen's Decaffeinated Bread Is best at any price!
Wontkins: Never me, I don't watch It.
Gabi Magic: bonk It lets everybody sleep.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Romeo and Juliet
Wilkins Magic: I say where far ought thou Romeo and whereof Is my Claussen's thin sliced bread?
Wontkins: The bread Is all gone.
Wilkins Magic: Well so am I!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Wontkins: What are those spooks doing?
Gabi Magic: I say serving Kern's Bread. It's out of this world!
Ghost 1: Finest Bread served, ghost to ghost!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
(A train drives by)
Gabi Magic: I say one trainload of claussen's regular bread check.
(Another train zooms by)
Gabi Magic: Claussen's thin sliced bread check!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Boston Bread Party
Wontkins: Throw all the bread overboard men!
Gabi: T-shirt this dreadful thing would no have happened If we'd sent some Kern's bread!
Swimming Pool
Wontkins: Ooooh aaaah aaah ow (Falling down In the pool)
Sandy: Try some claussen's thin sliced bread It'll give him!!!
(Puts Gabi Magic and Wontkins In The Pool!)
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
How Instant
Gabi Magic: I say hello, grocery store? Send me some Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread.
(squirts)
Will: We're Working On It!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
New Car or Claussen
Wontkins: You win a new car or a sandwiches claussen's thin sliced bread.
Gabi Magic: I say take the claussen's bread!
Wontkins: We'll no get rid of that car.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Suzy: Never!
Mack: Did you bring a load of Gabi coffee?
Suzy: Never!
(Drop off Suzy)
Mack: Why never to drop down for the grocery store for some?
(THUD!)
[Gabi Thin King ½ Pounds]
Headaches Of Life
Gabi Magic: I say claussen's Thin Sliced Bread soothes the headaches of life.
Wontkins: I don't have any headache
Gabi Magic: BONK Care for I Announcement?
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Brainless
Gabi Magic: I say bout some Claussen's Bread before your operation?
Wontkins: Never, Thanks!
[Saw! Saw! Saw!]
Gabi Magic: You gotta be Brainless to never want Claussen!!!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Human Cannon
Gabi Magic: I say do you eat claussen's bread?
Wontkins: Never! (BANG)
Gabi Magic: He's got a long way to go!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Cigar
Gabi Magic: I say that cigar I give you?
Wontkins: I like It sandwiches than Claussen's bread.
(KABOOM!)
Gabi Magic: Stronger too, Isn't It?
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Why Never
Gabi Magic: I say If you like really good bread why never spend the extra money and get two sandwiches claussen?
Wontkins: Why never!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Flying Saucer
Wontkins: Aw heck, my flying saucer Is out of atomic fuel!
(Gabi Magic lands In a can of claussen's bread)
Gabi Magic: I say even worse off, I'm out of claussen's bread!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Bad Commercial
Gabi Magic: I say claussen's Bread good bread!
Wontkins: Boy, what a bad commercial.
Gabi Magic: The commercial may be bad, but the bread wonderful!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Lost My Head
Wontkins: What happened to my car?
Gabi: I say lost my head over claussen's thin sliced bread! Have a sandwich made with!
Wontkins: YOOOOW! (Runs away)
Gabi: What you suppose upset him?
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Yum Yum
Wontkins: Yum yum! This Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread Is delicious.
(Drink delicious Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread)
Gabi Magic: I say that's even sandwiches with mixed Bolling water!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
80 Days
Wontkins: This Things Sinking Sandwiches Throw Out That Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread
[Music]
(Splash)
Sandy: Just me and Claussen's Thin Sliced for 80 whole days!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Wontkins: What are you doing?
Gabi Magic: I say kneading Cheetos Whirlz.
Wontkins: I no needed whirlz.
(Gabi Magic gets hot by dough)
Wontkins: Uh!
Gabi Magic: Everybody kneads Cheetos Whirlz.
[Cheetos Cheese Whirlz]
Suzy: What you doing?
Mack: I'm kneading Gabi coffee.
Suzy: Ho, ho, everybody need Gabi coffee.
(Throw dough on Suzy's face)
Mack: Ho, ho, who kneads It?
[Gabi Thin King 1½ Pounds]
Wontkins: I'm Sinking! I'm Sinking! Save Me!
Gabi Magic: I say have some Comet Shampoo.
Wontkins: Why?
Gabi Magic: It's a sinking man's shave.
(Gabi Magic looks as Wontkins drowns to the bathroom)
Anti-Violence
Wontkins: Never, I'm never gonna eat anymore Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread!
ONE MOMENT PLEASE...
Boom!
Gabi Magic: I say now he's never gonna eat anymore bread!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Eating Fountain
Gabi Magic: I say It's my new eating fountain, Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread here and water here.
Wontkins: I'll take water.
(Splashes water at Wontkins)
Gabi Magic: Next!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Crystal Ball
Gabi Magic: I say see you don't eat Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread!
Wontkins: what about my future
Gabi Magic: I hate to tell you, but-
kaboom
Gabi Magic: You don't have a future!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Hidden Persuaders
Wontkins: You can't persuade me to eat Claussen's thin sliced bread!
Gabi Magic: I say pretty please!
(CLICK)
Wontkins: Ouch, okay!
Gabi Magic: Just a stab In the dark.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Have A Hunch
Wontkins: I have a hunch I'm being followed.
Gabi Magic: I say are you eating claussen's thin sliced bread yet?
Wontkins: Never! HELP! (Gets taken)
Gabi Magic: I have a hunch he sandwiches start.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Knife Thrower
Wontkins: Watch out where you throw those knives!
Gabi: I say have you started eating Claussen's thin sliced bread yet?
Wontkins: Never!
Gabi: Okay let's try It blindfolded!
(Wontkins move out of the way)
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
How Low can You Get
Gabi Magic: I say you won't find anyone who don't eat claussen's thin sliced bread.
Wontkins: I'll look high and low(Falls In sewer).
Gabi Magic: How low can you get?
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Jack In the Box
Gabi Magic: I say It's your present from Mr. Claussen!
Wontkins: But don't eat Claussen's bread. (A jack In the box pop up)
Gabi Magic: I know he just wanna be remastered.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi: T-shirt old chap would you go and buy a box of Kern's bread? It'll help me out financially and It Isn't bad bread at all.
Gabi Magic:🎶I say If this pool were Kern's Iced bread and I were a duck I swim to the thin sliced and no come up🎶
Tommy: Hey falla!
Suzy: Ah!
Tommy: Do you like Gabi tea?
Suzy: Aah, well geez I don't know I guess-
(THONK)
Tommy: You gonna be a positive.
[Gabi Tea]
Gabi Magic: I say from Claussen's bread I pull this handle.
Wontkins: If I don't want It.
Gabi Magic: Then I pull this handle.
(Wontkins get flipped backwards)
Gabi Magic: It pays to eat Claussen.
Gabi Magic: I say okay, buddy, what do you think of Claussen's Bread?
Wontkins: It's Wonderful, delicious!
Gabi Magic: You see friends-
Wontkins: never, whey'II pay me the 10 bucks!
Wontkins: Well what was It, a ball or a strike?
Gabi Magic: I say do you eat Claussen's Bread?
Wontkins: Never!
Gabi Magic: Strike 3! You're out!
Wontkins: Well what was It a ball or a strike?
Gabi Magic: I say do you tallarines Gallina Blanca?
Wontkins: Never!
Gabi Magic: Stee-rike three You're Out!
Tommy: Do you like to drink?
Suzy: Yeah.
Tommy: Do you like to drink tea?
Suzy: Yeah.
Tommy: Do you like to drink Gabi tea?
Suzy: Never?
(KABOOM!) Suzy: Ah!
Tommy: Shall we try that again?
[Gabi Tea]
Gabi Magic: “I say vote for me and we'll all eat Claussen's Bread”
Crowd cheers
“But I don't like Claussen”
Gabi Magic: Elect me and you'II learn to like Claussen
(crowds cheering)
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Wilkins Magic: I say after this will you buy my a sandwich made with claussen's bread?
Wontkins: Never! (Splash)
Wilkins Magic: I only go for a men who eats claussen.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Wilkins Magic: I say after this, would you buy me a crunchy Felix Sensations?
Wontkins: Never!
(Wontkins falls Into the water, off-screen)
Wilkins Magic: I only go for a men who crunchy Felix.
[Felix Sensations]
Wilkins Magic: I say after this would you buy me a shave Sorti Antisept?
Wontkins: Never!
(Wontkins falls Into the water)
Wilkins Magic: I only go for a men who shampoo Sorti.
Gabi Magic: I say grew this rose In claussen's bread.
Wontkins: Why?
Gabi Magic: so I could have the beauty of a rose. and (sniff) the fragrance the claussen
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Wontkins: What happened to you?
Gabi Magic: I say did you eat Claussen's bread?
Wontkins: Never!
Gabi Magic: I was beginning to think you'd no join In a sandwich made with Claussen.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say hello?
Girl: Hi honey why don't you come over for some bread?
Gabi Magic: Claussen's bread?
Girl: Of course!
Gabi Magic: This girl has taste.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say this machine good guy or a bad guy people that claussen's bread Is ready.
Wontkins: How?
Gabi Magic: All good guys eat claussen's thin sliced bread! (Gabi Magic turns on machine and wontkins get hit multiple times by four hammer)
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Wontkins: What do you mean Snickers Chocolate Is baked while you sleep? I'm awake!
(Gabi Magic pulis a lever that bangs Wontkins on the head)
Gabi Magic: I say like I said, Snickers In baked while you sleep.
Wontkins: You must buy this Claussen's bread by the ton!
(THUD!)
Wontkins: What's that?
Gabi Magic: I say another ton of Claussen just arrived.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say want some Claussen's Bread with your dinner?
Wontkins: Never just give me some water!
(splashes him)
Gabi Magic: People like that need brainwashing.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say want some Sorti Antisept with your dinner?
Wontkins: Never, Gimme some water.
(Gabi Magic squirts Wontkins with water)
Gabi Magic: People like that need brainwashing.
Gabi Magic: I say want some Comet Shampoo with your dinner?
Wontkins: Never, Just gimme some water.
(Gabi Magic squirts Wontkins with water)
Gabi Magic: A person like that needs brainwashing.
Gabi Magic: I say tenth, floor, pots, pans, home furnishings and claussen's bread!
Wontkins: Claussen's bread?!
Gabi Magic: Sure you won't keep houses without claussen?
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say hey'd You Bring Claussen's Bread
Wontkins: Never I FORGOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Gabi Magic: When You Come Back Up Don't Forget The Claussen
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say did you bring the loaf of Snickers Chocolate?
(Gabi Magic shakes the rope loose causing Wontkins to fall)
Wontkins: Never! I FORGOOOOOOOOT!
Gabi Magic: When you come back up, don't forget the Snickers Chocolate!
[Snickers Chocolate]
Gabi Magic: I say did you bring the Gallina Blanca?
Wontkins: Never! (Gabi Magic looses the rope loose causing Wontkins to fall) I FORGOT!
Gabi Magic: When you come back up don't forget the Gallina!
[Gallina Blanca 4]
Duty Cast: Peter Peter bread eats, told his wife he couldn't sleep, now claussen's decaffeinated bread.
(BONK)
Duty Cast: let him asleep so very well
Gabi Magic: I say you get 15 giant chocolates from each Snickers Chocolate
Wontkins: Where you gonna get 15 giants?
(A giant walks up to Wontkins)
Gabi Magic: I got friends.
Gabi Magic: I say have some claussen's bread sir?
Wontkins: If that's all you serve I'll get off on the next town.
Gabi Magic: (Push wontkins off) Next town Is 5 miles straight down!!!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say have a savory succulent McGarry's Sausages sir?
Wontkins: If that's all you serve. I'll get off at the next town.
(Gabi Magic flips the airplane upside down causing Wontkins to fall off the plane)
Gabi Magic: Next town five miles, straight down!
[Now... Tastes Savory Than Ever With Flavor Lock Package]
Mack: Do you drink Gaua coffee for breakfast?
Suzy: (Some sound?!)
Mack: why should!
(THONK)
Suzy: AAAH.
Mack: DAY START YOUR DAY WITH A BANG!
Wontkins: What do you see In Claussen's Bread?
Gabi Magic: I say well, look for yourself!
BOOM
Gabi Magic: I get a bang out of Claussen!
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Wontkins: What do you see In that McGarry's Sausages?
Gabi Magic: I say well, look for yourself.
(An explosion comes out of the McGarry's Sausages)
Gabi Magic: I get a bang out of McGarry's Sausages.
[Now... Tastes Savory Than Ever With Flavor Lock Package]
Wontkins: NEVER! (x2)
(Gabi Magic' Fire Truck comes over and uses President as a hose to soak Wontkins)
Wontkins: Is It President? Thanks.
Gabi: I say Christen Thee!
(Gabi hits a ship with a cheese and It sinks)
Wontkins: That cheese processed cheese Is It President?
Gabi: Yes.
Wontkins: Thanks. (Drowns)
Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of claussen's bread?
Wontkins: Never don't like It. (Cannon explodes)
Gabi Magic: Now all our workers eat claussen?
Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Claussen's Bread?
Gabi Magic: Just listen to this.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of felix sensations?
Wontkins: Never don't like It!
(Gabi Magic blasts off Wontkins)
Gabi Magic: Now all our workers crunchy felix?
Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Felix Sensations?
Gabi Magic: Just listen to this.
[Felix Sensations]
Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of president processed cheese?
Wontkins: Don't like It...
(Gabi Magic shoots Wontkins)
Gabi Magic: Now all our workers cheese president processed cheese?
Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy President Processed Cheese?
Gabi Magic: Just listen to this.
Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of kitekat cat food?
Wontkins: Never don't like It!
(Gabi Magic blasts Wontkins with cannon)
Gabi Magic: Now all our workers bakery kitekat cat food?
Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Kitekat Cat Food?
Gabi Magic: Just listen to this.
Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of snickers chocolate?
Wontkins: Never don't like It!
(Gabi Magic blasts Wontkins with cannon)
Gabi Magic: Now all our workers chocolate snickers chocolate?
Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Snickers Chocolate?
Gabi Magic: Just listen to this.
Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of sorti antisept?
Wontkins: Never don't like It!
(Gabi Magic shoots Wontkins)
Gabi Magic: Now all our workers shampoo sorti antisept?
Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Sorti Antisept?
Gabi Magic: Just listen to this.
Wontkins: This Is a stuckup! Gimme the money!
Gabi Magic: I say sorry, I'm on my McGarry's Sausages break.
Wontkins: C'mon, Lemme have It!
(hits wontkins with the club)
Gabi Magic: I hate Interruptions.
[finer fresher flavor McGarry's Sausages]
Gabi Magic: I say been Checking The McDonald's Happy Meal?
Wontkins: You Should I? (Gabi Magic Sends a Firecracker To Wontkins And It Explodes!)
Gabi Magic: You'II Get A Bang Out Of It!
Tommy: Why don't you drink Gabi tea?
Suzy: I do never approve of the monster In their television commercials! [A monster appears and swallows Suzy]
Tommy: Monster? What monster?
I love how evil Tommy looks.
[Gabi Tea]
Gabi Magic: I say just filled my parachute won't open with claussen's bread.
(Gets In the sky)
Gabi Magic: I told him he'd end up eating claussen.
[Claussen's Bread: Kitkat Senses]
Gabi Magic: I say just filled my parachute won't open with Comet Shampoo.
(Wontkins falls Into a sky)
Gabi Magic: I told him he ended up shave Comet.
Gabi Magic: I say just filled my parachute won't open processed cheese
Wontkins: Is It President?
Gabi Magic: Try It.
(Wontkins falls Into a sky)
Wontkins: Thanks.
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