It hit me in just the right way, and I roared with laughter. That was my favorite part of the video. The lady in the grocery store line was a simple joke, but he told it in just the right way to get me laughing very very hard.
So funny the difference of perceptions between old people and young people. Anyone who's less than 35 would just look at him and think "Oh that's a hipster who took it a bit too far". No one would ever assume he's a thug.
I don’t assume anybody’s a “Thug”. So please stop assuming anyone over the age of 35 is a freaking idiot! Totally rude dude. Tattoos? I’ve probably have tattoos older than you. From head to toe, including the inside of my lower lip. Where it reads the word, Bitch. I appreciate the fact that you were defending this young man. But at the same time you’re discriminating against a very large group of people. Not cool. Have a lovely day.
Shayne Smith is BEYOND HILARIOUS!!! ALL of his comedy is Clean Yet so FUNNY!!! his comedy is so very relatable & such a joy to both watch & listen to! ROCK ON’🤘🏼😆🤘🏼 Shayne Smith
This man is beautiful! Creative mind, creative tats that are also beautiful, and a stunning personality that draws you in. Break stereotypes and love people for who they are, not what they are! Love this man!
First half: "Don't judge me negatively just because I have a lot of tattoos." Second half: Makes countless negative judgements about a heavily tattooed stranger.
Dude seriously, the fake woke thing. Like here's what's wrong with you and there is nothing wrong with me because I am the human embodiment of change and progress because I have tattoos and I challenge your preconceived notions. GTFO I would've thought he was hilarious if he addressed the preconceived notions in an insightful way. "Old" people have more experience and have met more people with face tattoos. By far the majority I've met were in gangs or were previously in gangs as younger individuals. I would say a smaller fraction were in the circus/artsy direction and had some sort of performance aspect to it. But no...us old people are ALL wrong because you have face tattoos with your Clark Kent glasses. Hooray for you. That being said, I'd be open to watching his non-tattoo related standup to see if he's on-point in other subjects.
+Neel L. Lumi Furthermore 1. Can you tattoo with your own blood if you have an Umbridge-feather-inking-thing. 2. Do you get your number-tatoo when you arrive? If so, what if you get send back, like Hagrid? Does Hadgrid have 2 Azkaban-numbers hidden behind his large beard and long hair? 3. Can you decide whére you want the tatoo or is it always behind your ear, like Bellatrix's? 4. Is there a way to remove tattoo's again? 5. If a person is painted and gets a new tattoo, will the tattoo appear on the painting? 6. Wouldn't it be easier to tag people in Azkaban with unbreakable anklebracelets, since you can escape and use Polyjuice to 'hide' the tattoo (or use simple Muggle-make up to hide it.) 7. Who tattooed them, the Dementors? Or the guards? Who are the guards, if it's not the Dementors? 8. Do the Dementors communicate and fly around with lists of numbers of people? When do they ever need that, do they get out often, to roam around or to eat? Why would you need the number? 9. Do the Dementors attack the guards, since they don't care about who they kill, but only want happiness to 'devour.'?
@@Widdekuu91 They probably wouldn't take into account the possibility of someone escaping because it's considered near impossible. And yeah, there must be some guards for bringing people in and out when their term starts/ends, for feeding people and probably to guard the peremiter, because a larger group of highly skilled wizards could probably get through a bunch of Dementors. Maybe the guards themselves are highly skilled wizards, or they're super miserable :D
I love everything about this guy. I've got the same kind of humor, sarcasm and whatever else. I've got a couple tats and some piercings and old people are always the first ones to hate
Dude I know you don't need me to tell you. But you are so freaking funny. There's no way I could be in a bad mood after watching one of your episodes. Good stuff Keep up the good work. Thank you.
Despite his ink,wouldn’t think he’s a thug,his name is Shayne. The cut of his boyish face doesn’t look menacing @ all. Just a Man who likes the art of tattoos. Terrible judging a book by its (colored) cover. But hey a lil taste of what other ethnicities go through.
Thank you for Dry Bar, no swearing. My grandma would say 'People who curse have a limited vocabulary' - my grandma's way of saying people who swear are dunces. RIP, grandma.
I know a chick that has tats like you man. I only see her at the gym she is a really pretty person. I can normally tell crazy tat from just normal tat person.
I’m seeing a lot of comments from people who don’t like his tattoos, but I think they look dope, not that my opinion matters. I like that this guy expresses himself how he pleases.
I'll be honest I'm not a tattoo person, it's an inbred dislike I got from my mother, but his aren't particularly "bothersome" to me. Except for the neck tattoo. It looks like he just pulled down his surgical mask and every time I see it I have this moment where I'm confused. Anywho, funny stuff. Lots of lolz.👍🏽
I love tattoos but am i the only person who when they first see a neck tattoo on someone you think theyre wearing a scarf? Or like a choker? Idk its just an odd feeling and then you look back and youre like oh oops
No but I've had people ask if my chokers were neck tattoos. Like I'd get a full round neck tattoo and nothing else lmao (I actually have a large one now but I mostly got that before I got tattooed)
Ya I just might walk on the same side of the street as a tattoo parlor now, ya seem so nice. But I'm holding a salmon in my profile pic so you got the ink I got the stink, subscribed !
Do you follow him on twitter? Trust me, he is a fucking nerd. Don't be a nerd gatekeeper. There are plenty of attractive nerds out there, not his fault you are not on that list.
There's a pretty obvious difference between his tattoos and prison ink and anyone observant should be able to tell the difference. Also, his feeling about other tattooed people weren't all assumptions they were based on actual interactions of people approaching him which he even illustrates with an example.
@@MicahWo I was a prison guard for a few years and I can spot prison ink in a second. They can be high quality but they always end up turning blue or green from the ink pen ink they use. That part bothered me too
when I lived in Seattle there was literally a couple who brought a snake to the park near my apartment so the big laugh at that line made me laugh even harder
*"He's not here, we're safe."*
Surprise
"I cry at the end of Toy Story 3 like everybody else."
Like all the other girls. Use your skirt to dry your eyes, nancy.
He definitely cried after the election
+Anthony Bennett Well someone is trying a bit too hard to be edgy.
Wooooooo
@@777KZL Assuming you can predict the future, of course. The Trumpsters are gonna be so mad.
Laughed so hard at this. The lady just leaving the grocery store is classic. 😂
Lámales
It hit me in just the right way, and I roared with laughter. That was my favorite part of the video. The lady in the grocery store line was a simple joke, but he told it in just the right way to get me laughing very very hard.
i think i'm in love with this heavily inked nerd
He is very much not a nerd.
Sheldon Allen You like rap videos and longboarding videos. You are not a nerd.
Ren RN ii
You are obviously all nerds.
You have an interesting definition of the word "nerd".
So funny the difference of perceptions between old people and young people. Anyone who's less than 35 would just look at him and think "Oh that's a hipster who took it a bit too far". No one would ever assume he's a thug.
I was gonna say, anyone under 60 would never think he was gangster in those skinny jeans.
Craig Goetsch - And his mannerism.
Tiramisu #1P4PGOAT I'm 48 and would never have thought he was a thug. Smh.
A WWII veteran saw my tattoos and got excited.
He told me about his tattoos.
I don’t assume anybody’s a “Thug”. So please stop assuming
anyone over the age of 35 is a freaking idiot! Totally rude dude.
Tattoos? I’ve probably have tattoos older than you. From head to
toe, including the inside of my lower lip. Where it reads the
word, Bitch.
I appreciate the fact that you were defending this young man.
But at the same time you’re discriminating against a very large
group of people. Not cool. Have a lovely day.
"Oh no. He's going to talk to me" pretty much my thoughts in almost every social situation.
Same
"Yes dude, did hard time in Azkaban."
"Ight, ight cool cool."
Your picture makes the comment even better 😂.
That is the perfect name for tattoos on people like this, Azkaban Prison tattoos. Sums it up perfectly.
I’ve already watched both specials multiple times. We really need new content from Shane Smith. Really hope y’all bring him back for another special.
I'd like to see him get a tv series! He's hilarious 😂
It's like a punk and a professor had a kid and both lifestyles rubbed off on the kid.
I just now realized why it's called dry bar comedy, it's always in Utah, there's always no swearing, no alcohol, no swearing, in Utah. Do the math.
OOOOO So true Jay! SO TRUE!!! We have gold stars for the smart ones! 😀
Michael Teixeira - Wrong! They believe golden plateS were dug up from the ground. If you're going to criticize, at least check your facts.
I did the math and it adds up. you're right.
jaythedogg i just realized there's no cussing. I forgot comedy could be funny without incessant f bombs
jaythedogg A person that can make a sober audience laugh is truly funny.
"I hate it when people judge me for my tattoos, anyway here is how I judge other people with tattoos."
Yes...It's comedy.
@@e13kid Yes, he is making jokes.
Still.....the 'I am a bit like that other person so I am "allowed" to be judgemental' isn't a _great_ approach.
@@Tao_Tology I have no idea what you’re talking about.
@@e13kid That is entirely your problem.
@@Tao_Tology Nope. Only yours. Bye bye bozo.
Shayne Smith is BEYOND HILARIOUS!!! ALL of his comedy is Clean Yet so FUNNY!!! his comedy is so very relatable & such a joy to both watch & listen to! ROCK ON’🤘🏼😆🤘🏼 Shayne Smith
Hey now...he coulda read TWO harry potter books and not known about azkaban..
Donae Morrow Thank you!
Azkaban is mentioned in book 2.
Azkaban is actually mentioned in the first book in passing. Then obviously, Hagrid is sent there in the second book.
WHOA, SPOILERS
Fellow nerds, it is good to see you are well. 🙃
His voice does not match his build.
What build? Hipster douche + ink.
Judges others while he made an equally stupid decision...repeatedly.
onpsxmember uh what? I was thinking about his physical build. I like his tattoos. You seem really apprehensive.
onpsxmember,
tattoos are not a stupid decision if, if that's what you're saying. And if you're judging him, you're not doing much better are you?
TheWebaa What was his voice supposed to sound like? Seems fine to me
IDiggPattyMayonnaise he is a massive well built guy, and is voice is lighter than usual for a man of his stature.
To be a good comedian consistently in a dry bar, takes some skill...It is much easier to make inebriated people laugh
Dogmo Satchmo I totally agree! I love dirty comedy but sometimes clean comedy is even better! 1 of my favorite clean comedians is Brian Regan!
Dogmo Satchmo drunk people can laugh at farts
Then I guess he lacks the skill because I'm drunk AF
A lot less heckling I'd think.
@@Starmadien2019 Wait.. but I've seen plenty of non-drunk people laugh at farts 😂
Can you imagine what Azkaban prison tattoos would be like? They would be animated on your body.
he's really funny......and really, really attractive.
k a y l e e Damit Kaylee, you're like 11 years old. You're not allowed to look at guys.
Funny Is Attractive!
@@monstermushroomcloud and youre like an 8 yr old from the 50's that thinks youll get pregnant if you look at a guy🤣
Miche. she's right, she's too young
Really?
When he said Azkaban, I gave myself a stomach cramps from laughing 😹
This man is beautiful! Creative mind, creative tats that are also beautiful, and a stunning personality that draws you in. Break stereotypes and love people for who they are, not what they are! Love this man!
He's thoroughly unlikable regardless of how you view him. Untalented...hypocritical..wanna-be hipster d-bag.
This is the final boss of hipsters.
he is gorgeous!
Britt Mills ugly tattoos likes ugly tattoos guy. That's sweet
it's not about the tattoos. gotta look past that.
Britt Mills you would let him me too you huh? He's not creepy at all.
you can't tell if someone is creepy or not just based on seeing their stand-up. lol they overexaggerate everything for a laugh
Marcus INfinity who the hell said anything about sexual assault?
First half: "Don't judge me negatively just because I have a lot of tattoos."
Second half: Makes countless negative judgements about a heavily tattooed stranger.
Dude seriously, the fake woke thing. Like here's what's wrong with you and there is nothing wrong with me because I am the human embodiment of change and progress because I have tattoos and I challenge your preconceived notions. GTFO I would've thought he was hilarious if he addressed the preconceived notions in an insightful way. "Old" people have more experience and have met more people with face tattoos. By far the majority I've met were in gangs or were previously in gangs as younger individuals. I would say a smaller fraction were in the circus/artsy direction and had some sort of performance aspect to it. But no...us old people are ALL wrong because you have face tattoos with your Clark Kent glasses. Hooray for you. That being said, I'd be open to watching his non-tattoo related standup to see if he's on-point in other subjects.
An old person ranting about something. Who would've thought?
Another "woke" young person not knowing the difference between a rant and critique...who would've thought.
Another "old" person who doesn't understand jokes... who would've thought?
Another "woke" young person that didn't realize I liked his comment...who would've thought. Lay off the pringles.
I love the guy in the back who's absolutely losing it 😂 😂
Theres always someone who is 😂😂
I thought you’d talk about Azkaban prison tatts, like... do they move the way characters in paintings and photos do?
Lepus Albus Me too! Thoroughly disappointed. If you write it in and record it, I'll "like".
+Neel L. Lumi
Furthermore
1. Can you tattoo with your own blood if you have an Umbridge-feather-inking-thing.
2. Do you get your number-tatoo when you arrive? If so, what if you get send back, like Hagrid? Does Hadgrid have 2 Azkaban-numbers hidden behind his large beard and long hair?
3. Can you decide whére you want the tatoo or is it always behind your ear, like Bellatrix's?
4. Is there a way to remove tattoo's again?
5. If a person is painted and gets a new tattoo, will the tattoo appear on the painting?
6. Wouldn't it be easier to tag people in Azkaban with unbreakable anklebracelets, since you can escape and use Polyjuice to 'hide' the tattoo (or use simple Muggle-make up to hide it.)
7. Who tattooed them, the Dementors? Or the guards? Who are the guards, if it's not the Dementors?
8. Do the Dementors communicate and fly around with lists of numbers of people? When do they ever need that, do they get out often, to roam around or to eat? Why would you need the number?
9. Do the Dementors attack the guards, since they don't care about who they kill, but only want happiness to 'devour.'?
Same
@@Widdekuu91 They probably wouldn't take into account the possibility of someone escaping because it's considered near impossible. And yeah, there must be some guards for bringing people in and out when their term starts/ends, for feeding people and probably to guard the peremiter, because a larger group of highly skilled wizards could probably get through a bunch of Dementors. Maybe the guards themselves are highly skilled wizards, or they're super miserable :D
They gave Sirius Black prison tats in the film and I don’t think they moved
Should have said 12 years in Azkaban
U marry gay man u need learn some thing what u bo gay man o u gay to bring thing to gather
Seen handsome gay men at past 35
I love everything about this guy. I've got the same kind of humor, sarcasm and whatever else. I've got a couple tats and some piercings and old people are always the first ones to hate
Dude I know you don't need me to tell you. But you are so freaking funny. There's no way I could be in a bad mood after watching one of your episodes. Good stuff Keep up the good work. Thank you.
Honestly, I think I’m in love with this heavily inked, adorably awkward nerd.
There’s one guy laughing above everyone else and I want to be at a dinner party with him
That dude is an amazing individual.
That guy's laugh are so contagious that it made me died of laughing too
I'm on youtube for years, how did I not find this channel until now? 😂❤️
This guy looks like my 4th grade's school desk.
Thank you for posting more!! 🤗
It's nice to meet Shayne and his existence. 🤓
Love the Azkaban joke!
Funny, smart, Potterhead and Tattoos?
...I might have a little crush
This guy is so freaking funny. I haven't laughed out loud this hard in a while. Keep up the great work!!
Okay im all for tattoos but his neck tattoo is strange. My eyes keep going to his neck
It's a pretty sturdy neck if you ask me! Wait, are you a vampire??
Depends on when he's asking😈
McKayla Dill mine too but for another reason
McKayla Dill it looks like it hurt soooo bad
If I had a massive neck like he does I wouldn't be trying to draw attention to it.
Hey Shayne, I love your comedy so much so that I watch every commercial till the end. Happy monetization!
Despite his ink,wouldn’t think he’s a thug,his name is Shayne. The cut of his boyish face doesn’t look menacing @ all. Just a Man who likes the art of tattoos. Terrible judging a book by its (colored) cover. But hey a lil taste of what other ethnicities go through.
Yea I thought when he started talking about others with tats and certain things it was kinda a douche vibe
Asocial Dude cool 😊
WestWard Pomona Gyrl The haircut doesn't exactly scream "badass" either.
you are litterally judging him based off his appearance when you say his boyish face doesnt look menacing at all......
andrew Shuduup
This comedian is THE BEST! He’s hilarious! Love him
I know this is a Dry Bar comedy show, but I would gladly bi him a drink.
"Bi"
You're in luck. He's definitely gay.
“I cried at the end of toy story 3 like everybody else”
Little did he know what was coming in toy story 4...
I love his tattoos! I actually burst out laughing watching this one, haha.
"I got tattoos so that I could talk about tattoos."
Nerds did not look like this in the 90s!
Was not expecting his voice to sound like that😂
It’s great to hear comics not needing to talk about sex, F bombs, cussing etc to make a joke.
Look for his stand up on the alligator 🐊 story, funny 🤣. Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii byways of Waikiki
I'd thumbs up every comedy that has Harry Potter universe in it, LoL.
Plus this guy is cute as hell.
Funny, heavily tattooed, Harry Potter
jokes AND the Maclemore haircut? Wife me up! 😂
When I was in jail I was a trustee in the library. There was a waiting list for the Harry Potter books.
Dude Utah comics!!! Let’s goo. I’ll be there soon
I laughed so hard .. love this .. great job man ❤
I re-watch this skit sometimes it's so good.
I keep sharing it with individuals who I’m considering letting in to my inner circle…as a test…
this one guy laughing so loud is cracking me up
I know. There's always this one guy or woman who laughs louder than everyone else.
"i'm not gangster at all, that's not how it works" LOLOL for some reason that one got me good.
I'd date him and bring him to meet my family! Lol, tatoos are art and beauty
Lol, the part about old people in the driver's seat..and the lady in line, hilarious.
Moral of this show: Use the self checkout.
You'd think an introvert would know that.
Need more from this guy!!! He is hilarious!
Just because you have a lot of tattoos doesn't mean you're a criminal or a hipster. Just a person who likes tattoos.
Yeah, you could be Vladimír Franz!
Even with tatts he managed to get judgie on other people with tatts.
look at him, skinny jeans and a flannel, guys should not wear skinny jeans ever
He seems surprised when people DONT treat him like the stereotype
Yeah, just another person with poor judgement.
Omg my science teacher told me about this joke two years ago and now it’s in my recommendations
He's cute asf & funny too ❤😂❤
now this guy is funny. good show buddy. love you.
He’s funny as hell!!!! And suuuper cute😍😍😍omg
"Your parents hit you, school was hard, you like to bring a snake to the park, ok I get it." LMAO
This is just Andy Samberg in a very thin disguise
Thank you for Dry Bar, no swearing. My grandma would say 'People who curse have a limited vocabulary' - my grandma's way of saying people who swear are dunces. RIP, grandma.
I know a chick that has tats like you man. I only see her at the gym she is a really pretty person. I can normally tell crazy tat from just normal tat person.
I hope this guy comes to Huntsville Alabama and gives us a good show he's a great comedian.
I’m seeing a lot of comments from people who don’t like his tattoos, but I think they look dope, not that my opinion matters. I like that this guy expresses himself how he pleases.
Amen!
For those unfamiliar with it. Azkaban sounds like a Utah place name where a prison might be located.
It's true.
Utah is almost entirely free of Az's.
I'll be honest I'm not a tattoo person, it's an inbred dislike I got from my mother, but his aren't particularly "bothersome" to me. Except for the neck tattoo. It looks like he just pulled down his surgical mask and every time I see it I have this moment where I'm confused. Anywho, funny stuff. Lots of lolz.👍🏽
Kenzi J love tats have neck and face that might be a little hard core
"inbred,"
I think you meant to say "inherited,"
...at least, I hope to God that's what you meant.😨
So funny!!! Very cool tattoos indeed, not intimidating, but hilarious!
I’m getting very suburban nerd dad vibes... who also got a lot of tattoos.
When he said “Azkaban”
I felt that
I love tattoos but am i the only person who when they first see a neck tattoo on someone you think theyre wearing a scarf? Or like a choker? Idk its just an odd feeling and then you look back and youre like oh oops
Nikita You are not the only one. My brain just refuses to process neck tattoos as a thing, at first sight at least.
No but I've had people ask if my chokers were neck tattoos. Like I'd get a full round neck tattoo and nothing else lmao (I actually have a large one now but I mostly got that before I got tattooed)
Azkaban prison tattoos is going to be my band name
Ya I just might walk on the same side of the street as a tattoo parlor now, ya seem so nice. But I'm holding a salmon in my profile pic so you got the ink I got the stink, subscribed !
I love the way he speaks, like Antony from Queer Eye
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT
So nerdy, so cute.
Another perfect example of how women don't understand what the word 'nerd' means.
They think a hot guy wearing glasses is a 'nerd'.
Do you follow him on twitter? Trust me, he is a fucking nerd. Don't be a nerd gatekeeper. There are plenty of attractive nerds out there, not his fault you are not on that list.
Girl get him!! Gatekeepers are the worst 🙄
If he was to date you; you would still find a way to ruin his life then cheat on him with a random prison tat guy.
@@AnthonyBennettKY im getting a slight incel vibe from you mate.
Tattoos, toy story, witty, and harry potter... im in love
Funny guy, I just think it's weird his jokes were of assumptions other people made about him when he did the exact same thing...
Esmeralda Lucio I didn't want to be all judgey-don't-get-the-joke but, I felt the same. Wasn't into it. I hate name calling of all kinds and levels.
Dee Dee Maguehi Ya I was enjoying it and then he turned all middle-class snob and ruined the vibe.
There's a pretty obvious difference between his tattoos and prison ink and anyone observant should be able to tell the difference. Also, his feeling about other tattooed people weren't all assumptions they were based on actual interactions of people approaching him which he even illustrates with an example.
@@MicahWo I was a prison guard for a few years and I can spot prison ink in a second. They can be high quality but they always end up turning blue or green from the ink pen ink they use. That part bothered me too
Not everyone's familiar with prison ink. @@MicahWo
Adore this kid. Great comedy!!
An attractive man covered in tattoos who knows Harry Potter. Can we be friends?
I just want you to know I use that shocked lady at the grocery store sound on a weekly basis in my life because of you. So greattttttt
Honestly I didn't even notice what was wrong with it until he said something about harry potter
I love Shayne smith
Could not stop laughing
This dude's too funny 😭😭👏👏
The old guy sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty
The Passionly Passionate Nightman I HEARD IT TOO
NO
I’m a simple girl. I see the word Azkaban, I click the video, and then I fall in love with this mans.
I wouldn't have avoided him in a line at walmart before, but hearing his jokes, I realize that would have been a bad call on my part
SvemirZeka are you saying that maybe that lady had just been to one of his shows?
Kaylee Gaertner 😂
when I lived in Seattle there was literally a couple who brought a snake to the park near my apartment so the big laugh at that line made me laugh even harder
All I did was read Harry Potter when I was locked up
He reminds me of a human version of Donatello from TMNT and I'm loving it.
I binge read HP in jail lmao
Tattoos, check, wide frame glasses, check, undercut hairstyle, check, flannel shirt, check, skinny Jean's, check. Yup. We got ourselves a hipster here...
The vocalist from Carnifex does stand-up on the side?
;)
Good lord this man is perfection