The Daily Show - The Curious Case of Flight 370
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- Опубликовано: 24 мар 2014
- A paucity of information surrounding the details of missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 leaves CNN searching for creative ways to fill the void.
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"A small black hole would suck in our entire universe."
There is sooo much wrong with that sentence.
I mean, it would... if everything in the universe came into close enough proximity... but then all that matter/energy would be expelled anyways over time. Why the fuck am I even questioning that logic...
Maybe she meant the solar system, that would make more sense
And liberals call themselves the party of "science"....HAHAH
+Shamsur Nayeem
YEAH you are obviously much smarter than them
Andrew Sugrue it wouldn't even suck up the solar system, if a small black hole consumed earth then the moon would just be in a slightly more elliptical orbit and the rest of the solar system wouldn't care. At most, there would be more asteroid bombardments as near earth asteroids get pushed into a steeper orbit.
"I know it's preposterous...but is it preposterous Mary?" LMFAO!
That one hurt so bad!
“DON’T ANSWER MARY, IT’S A TRAP!!!!!” 😂
Mary did pretty great.
She should have gone for the snark, though, that would earn the A+
Impossible!
“Look at me, Mary, Mary look at me, is it? You had to drive all the way down to the studio, Mary’s level with me, Mary!!!”
"I know it's a show. But is it, Mary? Look at me, Mary! MARY, LOOK AT ME! IS IT! You had to drive all the way down to the studio, level with me!" line get me everytime
While we're considering black holes spontaneously emerging over the ocean, let us not overlook the possibility that Cthulhu may have risen from the water and snagged the plane out of the sky, devouring it and harvesting the energy of the people onboard to fuel his dark essence.
What about Loch Ness monster though? I heard he moved to eastern asia due to climate change and notice of eviction for his mortgage.
We must call Power Rangers
***** I'll wiki your ass on this! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%27lyeh
CNN would score high in ratings had someone claimed it was the work of Cthulhu.
***** To be fair it does seem like someone aimed for the nemo point in the Indian Ocean, maybe this someone just didn't get the memo, turn left of Australia?
I completely blame it as a work of ............. my neighbor aunt....she keeps steeling all my collectable spoons
"Speculation has been replacing hard facts in News Coverage." - *Fox News*
what is this i dont even
+OrionoftheStar USA's prefered news network, yes *Fox News*!
It's a very self-referential comment
that horrifying moment when you have to agree with fox news......
^ When compared to CNN anything could look fair and balanced.
Gesundheit.
Watching in 2019...This man is gold
Syed Maaz 2020.
Don't come to 2020, you've been warned
...watching in 2021: He still is!
2024!!!!!!! 🤣
Jon was just so brilliant at his job, on such a level, that it will take many, many years to get someone even close to what he did, ever again.
This is so true!
No one really has matched it, even Jon's new show.
To be fair, once a black hole sucks up the Earth the rest of the universe isn't really going to matter to us.
+TinyFoxTom I probably laughed too hard at this.
It wouldn't suck up all the earth if it were small. It'd likely devour most of earth, replace our core, then send the moon on an elliptical flight path OR it would simply explode due to Hawking radiation.
No, it wouldn't. Small black holes have huge hawking radiation. That's why nobody cares if CERN would produce a black hole as it would just decay directly. You need way more mass than the solar system has to offer to build a stable black hole.
MrBungwung but would it not need to be big enough to suck up, or at least fuck up, the Earth, in order to be able to suck up a plane?
"But is it Mary??" I lost it there
In order to catch a plane you must become a plane.
So we did see the same video
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hoooooooo
Moreover.. The voice and accent!
Thank you Sensei!
I've seen a lot of comments harping on the lady for saying "universe". I'm assuming she meant planet, and just said it wrong because she was shocked by the absolutely incredibly stupid premise of the question of a black hole being involved.
She still wouldn't be right though.
A smal black hole would probably evaporate into Hawking radiation in far less than a second. Of course smal is arbitrary, but this is how the terminology is usually used among phisicists.
Exactly.
Spelling, "@@filmliebhaber5283"!!!
"credible psychic"
Oh lawd.
"Fox News' only younger viewers are coming into the room to make sure their grandparents are still breathing"
So much truth.
Michaela Metivier Bet you won't say that about MSNBC, but you probably would think they don't lie anyway.
Nathan Danczak I assume you're one of Fox News' loyal younger viewers.
Lolll, that bit was the best burn.
@@nathandanczak2273 The show started by saying CNN is mostly watched in airports. Nobody cares when Jon Stewart or anyone else shits on MSNBC. They are garbage. It's just that Fox is a bigger, more smelly heap of garbage.
nice punctuation :)
_"A small black hole would suck in our entire universe"_
Something tells me a scientist she ain't...
WarpRulez Which is why we should believe her, right? I mean Republicans aren't scientists, yet they say global warming doesn't exist. :p
*****
Somehow we have become a bizarro world where something is unreliable if a scientist says it, and laymen who have absolutely no idea about science are more believable.
WarpRulez on CNN she is
WarpRulez really, you're choosing to underlined that statement rather than underlining the question? Considering how she must've been facepalming in the inside, she did a good job of slapping him with the answer.
+WarpRulez
OMFSM thank you for saying it. Although, she may be proposing a theory that a small black hole would consume the universe however large black holes do not. After all, we have never observed the effects of a 'small' black hole. Only the effects of very large ones The caveat being that we are talking about the event horizon, not the singularity.
Are you sure she's not a licensed homeopath, UFOlogist, or some other type of accredited scientist? Just wanna make sure. lolz
This segment is emblematic of all the things that made the Daily Show one of the greatest pieces of entertainment ever to be produced.
I usually try to be tolerant and feel that as of yet it's too much to ask of Trevor to live up to this standard. Still, one can't deny that Jon Stewart has left a tremendous hole that remains unfilled. As much as I enjoy John Oliver, nobody can fill this role - Trevor will probably have to create something new that maybe can let us forget the beauty of 'the old' Daily Show...
Arman Hatamkhani Perhaps the hole Stewart left is the black hole that sucked up that plane. It was a time travel hole.
You beat me to it - and with such a superiority, Mr @@seanmatthewking. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Man, I sure am glad the daily show exists so I don't have to watch the entire news all the time to find the good parts.
"some sort of weird Bermuda triangle of logic..where questions are answered before they are asked" lmao this has got to be the best episode ever
"A SMALL BLACK HOLE WOULD SUCK IN OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE"
THAT'S IT
I'M WALKING INTO THE OCEAN
Please do
i'm glad i'm not the only one who noticed that
Quite obviously, she studied law, not physics ^^
I truly miss Jon Stewart’s show. Need him around now more than ever.
"Speculation has been replacing hard facts in News Coverage." - Fox News
LOOK WHO IS FINALLY TALKING
It's not speculation, it's lies and similar design to fit the agenda more than for pure ratings.
It's hilarious how this will always be relevant & they continue to be incredibly ignorant these days more than ever.
"In order to catch a plane you must become a plane." -Jon Stewart, 2014
2:38 A small blackhole would suck in our entire universe??? I hope she meant "planet".
i think she ment "america"
Alex König what jeova said. Sorry about that, sometimes us americans confuse the word "universe" with the word "america"
Because, I mean, what would be the point of a universe with no america? Where would the rest of the universe get it's freedom from?
han hanson Happens from time to time, just try to make less mistakes in the future. :D
Alex König That or Ann Coulter.
Daily Show with Jon Stewart, trying their best to clean TV BS from your head since 1999
Seeing the past campaign elections, there's a lot of people who doesn't watch this show inside the U.S.
Luise Atoll ?
What, you didn't notice the bullshit that is donald trump actually getting support in this election?
Luise Atoll what.........?
"I know LOST is a tv show...But is it??? LOOK AT ME MARY!!! LEVEL WITH ME MARY!!!!"....John Stewart is a genius.
This is whats missing in the Daily Show nowadays. Both parties/networks can be ridiculous at times
The current DS can't deal with such stories, because there is too much happening every day.
While this show aired, there was enough room in current events in order to cover it. That's why CNN devoted so much time
DJ_Kerssens this is a lame excuse. There is a lot to denounce within the left: biased reporting, putting corporates interest before the people, choosing another racist rapist warmonger as the party nominee (to replace the other racist rapist warmonger).
Jon Stewart clearly left because he refused to support Clinton, and he didn’t support Trump either. He would have ripped them both off but that’s no longer a thing, look at all the partisan satire TV Shows it’s like liberal Fox News. From all of his children, Hasan Minhaj is the only one who still carries out that sense of integrity.
@@Ema-nt3gp I stand by my statement. Of course it glosses over a lot of issues and facts, but I still think it's valid.
There is also the difference in approaches to the news. Stewart positioned himself as someone who had experienced a lot of bullshit while living in the US while Trevor approaches as an outsider who uses his life experience in order to make sense of what's going on
DJ_Kerssens nah its the Daily Show new editorial line. Just like The Stephen Colbert, The Last Week Tonight Show and every other liberal TV shows... it’s no longer neutral. It’s called bias and not the new comer from South Africa.
@@Ema-nt3gp It's indeed more lineant. I don't know much about the Daily Shows setup behind the scenes, but I know that Trevor can call out CNN as well.
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'Credible psychic?' Now there is a complete contradiction in terms...
All the young people coming into the room to check on their grandparents....hahha
I'd totally watch a wing straped Wolf Blitzer attempt to fly off the CNN studio
Lolololozzz! 😆😆 I'd buy that for a dollar! 😁
If you can lure him up there and get him to strap the wings on, I’ll push him off.
Really gonna miss you Jon, no one can truly replace you!
+SebastianTheGreat Yah I've really warmed up to Trevor but Jon's a hell of a host.
The thing about Trevor is that he hasn't tried to replace Jon. He has created his own style. They are on the same level but they have different styles and directions which is great.
"A Small Black Hole Would Suck In Our Universe"? WTH was she smoking on.
+Jin Chuong uhmmm...nothing....a black hole whould suck our universe...its a fact
+Ion Camin a small black hole would suck in our GALAXY not UNIVERSE
+Harsh Manohar No... I think you're confused. There is actually a supermassive black hole located in the center of the Milky Way, just like almost every other massive galaxy. It does not "suck in our galaxy", in fact, it is responsible for the evolution of it. I think what you mean is it would suck in our SOLAR SYSTEM.
+Akasuki Rza i think eventually it will suck in our galaxy but youre probably right
+Harsh Manohar Well, it's not exactly that simple. Thinking of a black hole as an infinite vacuum that sucks anything and everything in its path is a common misconception. The only matter in danger would be the matter that enters the event horizon (point of no return). Everything else outside the event horizon is perfectly safe! So considering the supermassive black hole in the center of our galaxy is about 26,000 light years away, we would fall no where close to its gravitational field, never mind its even smaller event horizon.
Holy shit, FOX news almost looks like a real news channel next to CNN.
Almost.
ALLLLLLMOOOOOSSSST!!
almost ._.
Always better than MSNBC News. Always.
DrCruel
FUX News is NEVER better than MSNBC.
The stupidity in this literally made me bang my head against a wall several times
No then you'll hurt your head and be stupid like them
I just came over from John Oliver's show which is pretty damn good but there's no denying how good Jon stewart
"DON'T ANSWER MARY...IT'S A TRAP!!!"
Bahahahaha
"A small black hole would destroy the universe"
Blackholes: *exsists*
Universe: "I'm good fam"
lol "A small black hole would swallow our entire universe" xD
Damn i miss Jon Stewart "dont answer Mary its a trap"
I know... LOL!
"You're telling them what a PLANE LOOKS LIKE?!" xD
Seeing the Titanic sub news reporting now this immediately came to mind.
if they were gonna talk about black holes... why not bring in an ACTUAL scientist or even maybe an astrophysic's major student? god dam...
+jason bourne why would you do that? that 'theory' is stupid, not need to talk about that
***** well rather than saying its stupid i would say its not probable... Id still have someone know whos about the subject matter to talk about it
***** jesus man we know its stupid... its even more stupid asking random people about these things
+jason bourne Because this is the american "news"? Stupid people answer stupid questions, give their stupid opinions for other stupid people to watch.
+Darius Gheghesan Entirely depends on the size of the black hole. After all, a black hole is mass condensed into a tiny space. It doesn't have to be mass the size of celestial object. That said, the only natural way we know of for a black hole to form naturally is Star death so getting a small atmospheric black hole would beg the question... where the hell did it come from?
I miss John Stewart 😭
daily show is good stuff
*was
dark shadow Is*
Anyone else binge watching these old shows in order to pretend to be back in the before time? No? Just me? Carry on then.
I'm here to see what i missed on in that time while i was being intrested in other shows. Comedy central satire shows are the best.
Jon was great! Since he left, I turned off my TV, it was the only thing I watched on TV. This is epic!
Right, mate. Where were all the "psychics" on Sept. 10th, 2001???
There were on ground sort of warnings galore ignored, psychics probably knew enough to keep mum.
Small black holes actually can exist. They are just physically very volatile to keep itself together for significant amount of time. Technically mankind has the capability to create a tiny black hole through particle colliders...
I feel I'm typing in the wrong comment section.
倪传历 no ik what you r talking about... It's just impossible in this case.
yh even a supermassive blackhole would never "suck in" the entire universe
@Mycel of course not, he's saying it's plausible, but you would have to stick a plane into a particle collider.
@Mycel 😂
They made fox sound legitimate. HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!
One-term: *Corporate*
Stewart. You will always be my favorite news satire host ever!
More than a year later, MH370 is still missing! God bless the victims and their family and loved ones.
I at the point now where if I actually want to find out "In depth" about a specific topic, I actually go out into the world and gather things for myself. I happen to like Jon Stewart and his show a lot. I give him more trust in a story because he's not picking a side when it comes to this topic. The short time I view CNN and FOXnews is for the same reason I watch Stewart for a very long time...Entertainment purposes only.
"In order to catch a plane you must become a plane."
Haha-haha!! 😄😄
lol this guy is comedic genius
When I watch stuff like this, it makes me a LOT less unhappy about no longer being in the media ...
"I know it's preposterous Mary, but do YOU thinks it's preposterous?"
Great work as always for perspective.
He is coming back.. Jon Stewart simply the best period.
love this show never knew it was this funny. so hilarious i love how jon stewart makes fun of the media especially the stupid news.
Hey conspiracy theorists, has the thought that maybe the plane is being used as a distraction ever crossed your mind?
Good point
America Washington yea lol ... it's funny
America Washington what was happening in politics at that time? Everything is always a distraction 🤦🏻♀️
John Stewart really was the best of the best.
Binging John my lunch break. This is what my soul needs right now.
CNN's Richard Quest even wrote a BOOK about this plane's disappearance...fuckin ridiculous.
supastar не смешно, а грустно!
supastar
Really😑
Link?
www.amazon.com/Vanishing-Flight-MH370-Missing-Malaysian/dp/0425283011
that poor woman who misspoke...
+Sand. E lmao
+Rene Knights That's exactly what I was thinking. Everyone makes mistakes eventually.
Great Job John....you are awesome.
We enjoyed your video!
"A small black hole would suck in our entire Universe." hahahaha What about the super massive black hole at the center of the Milky Way?
This is the media it is a logic free zone. I'm sorry but i'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Right, because the point of showing that clip was definitely to highlight her ignorance about black holes, rather than the absurdity of asking a civil aviation expert if a plane flew into one.
Did you also hear about what planes look like? Im so glad they told me.
This is still relevant and funny in 2020.
Can you image the wealth of material he would have to work with lol
@@phillipvasilakopoulos6026 I know I can, but can YOU imagine it Phillip? CAN YOU!? 😜
IMO most amazing thing about the clip, Jon Stewart didn't make a comment about CNN using metres with a US audience. It's also amazing that CNN did that without giving the equivalent.
Jon Stewart at his best. Funniest segment of all time!
"A small black hole would suck in our entire universe, we know that!"
The way she implies it is obvious knowledge makes it three times worse.
Anyone else watching this because of the missing Cairo flight to see if CNN does the same yhing
this episode was a classic
hallo from 2021, we miss you jon
4 8 15 16 23 42 they're LOST
"Most of O'Reilly's younger viewers are just coming into the living room to see if their grandparents are still breathing." That is hysterical!
Good times. Haven't laughed like that in a while. We miss you Jon Stewart
to see Stephen Colbert is to see Jon Stewart. (I don't mean it as an insult, Stephen was Jon's apprentice)
#Newsinception!!! WAAATTT!!??!!! That's freaking hilarious!
Does CNN have no shame? Though the real question will be, how can the reporters at CNN sleep at night?
ooh ooh I know. What is ? They are the master reeducate-r conditioners for the collective of Automatons. Being one of that caliber, is only met if one has no conscience, feelings of any sort, much less the ability to distinguish between black or white, figuratively, about anything, much less again between right or wrong. Which is why they sleep through the weekends. whew, I'm out of breath....Did i win? :)
downtourth That IS correct. And now for Double Jeopardy!
Efrain Rivera Junior I would like to choose the infinite amount of questions square, on how many different ways have we have built a nice hot spot , in Hell on Earth? 'Cause I have the answer to every one of those, to bring Heaven on Earth back. the good news? you don't don't have to die to get there :) just Stand for what is Right!....but,ask ask away, if you dare? my friend hehe
Jon at the top of his game
We miss you Jon. Keep fighting the good fight.
God, I miss this man. Trevor Noah is awesome, but Jon Stewart just provides such a service with the comedy.
Wow, I miss the days when this was considered news...
how so?
@@kenhew4641 um, have you been living under a rock? Apparently the main news worthy thing back then was a how the media handled a plane disappearance...which wouldn't break the top 10 in 2020
I never seen this guy before, omg. This is great.
I miss Jon Stewart. Glad he's following his heart but boy, is it NOT the same on the daily show... I'm having to watch old episodes to get my daily dose.
I wanna go back to pre Trumpism
We all do. Maybe a small black hole could suck him up?
You know what's not a fun thought?
Who will be the next Republican President after Trump?
I'm from the future. Don't make that mistake
'a small black hole could [suck in] our entire universe.'
now i'm not that smart, but ummm
News reporting about news reporting so unheard of
Daily show will never be this good again
Cable news; both hilarious and depressing at the same time.
Aright, I have a theory, what if they entered, the twilight zone.....
best theory i can find
Mary’s response was exquisite 🤗
He is amazing!
man jon stewart is better than trevor noah
RJS Shaikh unnecessary comparison 👎
Came to the comments to comment about the black hole thing. Turns out my well educated brethren have beat me to it.
crazy part is. just happened again recently 2021
why are these videos only 1/3 as loud as the standard on youtube? especially annoying when watching on a laptop where you cant turn up the volume over a certain degree
a credible spychic.... that's like the real Santa...
Watching this just reminds me of how far the Daily Show has fallen.
"A small black hole would suck in our entire universe, so we know it's not that"
News, always credible.
Never realized I missed him so much.