House holding up the cleaver was what got me to realize it was just a Hallucination but everything before that i thought he was just being House with his sarcastic over-the-top "i'm trying to scare the living daylights out of my patient" behavior.
Chase : You can't just randomly stab the temporal lobe and hope you hit the right spot. House : I'm only going take little tiny pieces. Cameron : Until what? House : Until I find the problem. Cameron : Or you kill him. House : No, I'll keep going even if I kill him.
I was watching this with my mom and i was like "okay, which one do you think is gonna be the patient? And then like 6 fricken people are getting sick and i was like "oh, okay, this is epic"
All this show is “Dr. House you’re wrong!” “Actually you’re stupid they’ve got cancer because of a penny they swallowed” “Wow apparently you’re right!”
@@dumbmusorowan I mean, yeah, but the series ended *10 years ago.* Most companies wouldn't bother beyond a "hey, this is streaming over here now" tweet the day it gets posted and never again. The fact that they've delegated a SMM to uploading clips of it is kinda wild.
Back in differential, House notes he never thought it was cancer but thought it acted like cancer. Now he wants to find something that is similar to cancer, and notes the last patient was using methotrexate for his arthritis, which allegedly would also have treated any cancer.... House goes to see Cuddy and shows her Apple's CAT scan. It indicates something is in there that her brain is not compensating for. House believes that the donor had cancer stem cells spread in his organs, and when transplanted these spread and attached themselves to the recipients' various organs, which eventually stopped working... the doctors finish the operation, using a neural net on Apple's brain to detect and remove defective brain cells. Later, House goes to visit Apple and explains that the world is ugly but not as ugly as she thought. Her brain was not working properly and the transplanted brain cells were making things dull and unattractive to her. He takes off the bandages over her eyes and Apple sees the world with normal vision.
I’m not gonna lie I kind of feel like house would be a much more legally sound show if they just had a private investigator on file for the team so they didn’t have to break into peoples homes and they could just have this dude go out and get the information 😂😂😂
It's like this for all these shows. C.I. shows make it like the people doin the tests are directly connected to the investigation and investigators. They are not. Same thing here, if a medical team requires something, they send someone else and so on and so forth.
Felicia Day is such a great actress. I was just thinking that she should be in Star Wars, but she is about to be in a Star Wars cartoon.. She should be in the films.
Girl: Do it so I can live, please? Wife: What about my husband? Girl: He's practically dead already! Doctor: Will you two stop? Husband: *aight imma head out*
I would suggest reading some manga and or manhwa that focus on medicine. There are some good ones out there even if they have some weird stuff in them like time travel and such.
@@unkownbeing5420 Super Doctor K is a good one about a no nonsense doctor going around helping people not caring about the patents past or what they done only how to help them
I love House. I hate how TV shows use defibrillators. They're not designed to "shock a heart back into beating". They defibrillate it. When its fibrillating the heart is twitching or beating irregularly, preventing the heart from having a regular/survivable natural heartbeat rhythm. Usually because the autonomous nervous system is failing because the brain is dying. Its typically a chicken vs egg sitaution when it comes to which stopped first (heart or brain, and the only way to tell is to know the diagnoses or see the inflicting incident). You shock it to stop the fibrillation, defibrillating it, and then immediately began CPR to try and get the heart into a functional natural rhythm. All he's doing hear is properly killing the patient by stopping the heart from having any chance at beating naturally by over contracting it. Thats why it should also be roughly 2 minutes between shocks.
I remember having hallucinations while in the hospital for my car accident. Those drugs they give you can really put you in a high mood because they will make you feel good and next thing you know, you’re very sick to your stomach and then your throwing up 🤮 from the drugs they give you in your IV, shots or medications they give you.
Dude.. i had never actually sat and watched a clip of House MD and this show is batshit, and then all of a sudden Kumar walked through the door and I lost it
Takes bilateral lesions of the temporal lobe to erase memory. Feel like that really narrows it down to some kind of toxic substance, because an infection that large and invasive would affect everything in the brain by that point, and no ischemia would ever cause systemic issues that wide ranging in that many people. Never seen the episode, so have no idea what they find out (all though the mercury thing sounds like an interesting candidate, but I don't know the whole story of how they are all connected).
Fun thing about people - we all believe that until we’re in the situation. And nobody is good in this scenario. Best case, maybe coma guy, but Taub is a spineless coward, the wife is judgemental, and the lady patient is desperate and selfish. People are people. Warts and all.
I agree with phastinemoon, wait till the sitation is desparate, you have probably seen movies where there is a catastrophe and one person does something extremely stupid and desperate in the moment, and i'm sure most people will laugh at that person till the situaiton actually happens.
@@jackkraken3888 "Try to cure yourself, shop around, beg, borrow and steal. Exhaust every possibility until none are left... . and when hope has been whittled down to the very marrow of despair, that's when you'll come knocking on my door. " Raphael, a devil in BG3 game
Plus infections, plus metastatic cancer, plus hormonal imbalances, plus drugs, plus parasites, plus toxics. It's just an inaccurate statement all around.
@@Killgore316 They coulda hired him for the really tough cases when the rest of the Scooby Gang was too busy or on vacation (or directing an episode of House). ;-)
Aren’t there set intervals between using the defibrillator? (It might be part of the patient’s hallucinations, though. Don’t remember this part of the episode.)
Medical dramas almost never accurately portray proper protocol fordoing CPR or using defibrillators. Once you know how they're _supposed_ to work, it gets kind of painful.
Since all the ending is missing : The woman and all the organ recievers from the same donor had a mystery type of stem-cell cancer : the cells looked normal part of the organs, but couldn't perform normal organ function. This woman had a stealthy brain tumor that didn't show on scan. It was removed using during brain surgery with electric activity monitoring to guess where to cut away the "fake brain" stealthy tumor that was not doing actual brain function. I have no idea if such a thing exists or if it was ever successfully treated.
02:32 - House closes his eyes 02:34 - You can see that his eyes are magically open again on the right side of the screen, just a bit blurry 02:36 - House opens his eyes This is not a production mistake. House has a second persona which opens his eyes when the main persona closes his eyes. Look how absent minded he seems when his eyes are open, when they are supposed to be closed. SCARY O_O
I knew as soon as foreman said we need to remove the eye it was a hallucination he'd never say anything like that I even said that before house sorry I just happy I got one before house with out watching the clip
Dang Dr. Taub, did you even take a second to look at the monitor between shocks? Never seen "full-auto mag-dump" defibrillation before. CLEAR!⚡CLEAR!⚡CLEAR! ⚡ (Poor Frank! Yeeesh)
"Hallucination, that's the brain right?" Also House: *knows every type of snake venom, symptoms of every single medical problem in the world and knows people's symptoms in 10 seconds*
House: _Hmmmm, physical illness. That rules out a few things... Like what, I wonder?_ Foreman: _Postpartum psychosis and conversion disorder._ House: _Talk about being a good loser, you're still a loser._
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House holding up the cleaver was what got me to realize it was just a Hallucination but everything before that i thought he was just being House with his sarcastic over-the-top "i'm trying to scare the living daylights out of my patient" behavior.
Same
Yeah that’s… the joke
yes
honestly it might be, for all we know everything up to him pulling out the cleaver was actually happening
Yeah, that was all very on-brand for him 😆
In all honesty House seems like the person to cleave someone’s head off for a medical diagnosis
I mean, he did shoot a cadaver.
@@jacobbaumgardner3406 Less paperwork
there is a decent chance he would be thinking about doing it.😀
Chase : You can't just randomly stab the temporal lobe and hope you hit the right spot.
House : I'm only going take little tiny pieces.
Cameron : Until what?
House : Until I find the problem.
Cameron : Or you kill him.
House : No, I'll keep going even if I kill him.
He did suggest amputating an arm so a guy would no longer feel arm pain while sleeping.
The hallucinations in this show are always top tier
imagine you have that hallucination where you think your being decapitated🤣🤣🤣
@@raven4k998 My favorite was the woman who was talking to her dead mother and to grandpa House
@@victormontes7007 grandma not grandpa but yes she was so cool
the kid who thought he was abducted by aliens
"THEY'RE GONNA *GET* YOU. THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE WALLS!"
@@sexygirlmax2019 so he hallucinates them coming through the walls that part was awesome🤣🤣
that scene with the private investigator is just hilarious. his laugh 🤣🤣
it's ok we just have to cut your head off nothing serious🤣🤣
I think you mean his "sneeze"
@@bartman26 you sneeze and your head falls off so do not sneeze it's not worth it🤣
He could have his own show
You spelled misspelled “sneeze”
Frank was like, “im dying anyways just give this girl what she needs” and then flatlined.
well, to be frank...
yes
If i was Frank's wife, girly would've died from head trauma.
@@racher4593 You'd instantly be arrested. Why not just gloat about how she's going to die soon instead?
@nathan smith how was she a disgusting person?
4:47 "Does that P.I. guy mean we don't have to break into people's homes anymore?" FINALLY someone addresses this!
i laughed soo hard at that line
they address this constantly and house always just shoots them down
What do you mean “finally”? This episode aired 15 years ago….
@@ryanbolson23 Probably started watching the show half a year ago. Not everybody has time to watch everything.
I don’t get it
The entire intro of that episode it’s so epic.
All those people dying for unknown reasons.
My type of medical mystery content.
I was watching this with my mom and i was like "okay, which one do you think is gonna be the patient? And then like 6 fricken people are getting sick and i was like "oh, okay, this is epic"
@@ArtisticGamer14 I know xD... I love watching this show with my Mom too btw.
yes
Which episode is that
I think I love that repairman just as much as i love House
haha no seriously that's how I sneeze🤣🤣
just like Cuddy..
“I’m not an idiot, i’m just… bad at disguises.” lmfao
That was good honestly
That biopsy's starting to look a lot like an autopsy right about now...
Franks trying to check out cause of all the petty arguing🤣🤣🤣
Charlie from Supernatural being in House is mind boggling. I love this.
I was looking for this comment
Don't forget Adrian monk sitting next to house
Don’t forget Codex from The Guild
Her name is Felicia day
_That's_ why she looks familiar! Which is ironic, because I've never actually seen that show.
Those last few moments, the sudden realization that you're seeing and hearing your future. Horrific.
All this show is “Dr. House you’re wrong!”
“Actually you’re stupid they’ve got cancer because of a penny they swallowed”
“Wow apparently you’re right!”
What he didn't figure out was that the janitor force fed them the penny after they dropped it and broke a door lol.
@@xandervampire195 and that’s the formula that makes this show very unique
Absolutely and I love it lol
Yeah, its the inbetween that makes it good
and commits multiple crimes in the process
1:05 My favorite part is Foreman just calmly stepping back as House winds up with the cleaver. "Yep time to let House do his thing again"
Whoever’s uploading these deserves the most respect. Glad to see this channel still uploading videos! 🙌🏾
it's run by a social media team lol this is their job
@@dumbmusorowan I mean, yeah, but the series ended *10 years ago.* Most companies wouldn't bother beyond a "hey, this is streaming over here now" tweet the day it gets posted and never again. The fact that they've delegated a SMM to uploading clips of it is kinda wild.
Y’all over-inflate so much. They don’t do this for a hobby or to keep fans happy. I promise. Simmer down.
@@Shippou011 they make money from it. Is generating income a hard concept for you?
@@b2kzangelalwayz Yeah, the multi-billion dollar company that owns House is worried about the couple hundred bucks they make per youtube video.
lmao house and the "coffee machine repairman" are like two peas in a pod
Yeah, they both banged Cuddy.
Until they're not.
But that's a story for another day.
Then they became two Ps in Cuddy
Yep. Their interactions in the subplot with both of them were genius and I love it! The actor that played the “spy “ was hilarious!
In later episodes, he saw right through House and bested him on several occasions. He was actually a really interesting foil.
The private investigator being a genius at investigation was a great joke lol
hahahaha no seriously that's how I laugh🤣🤣🤣
The end had more zaps in 15 secs than humanly possible 😆 🤣 😂
electrifying
@@NewWesternFront truly shocking
@@mapletreepower7038 jolt of excitement!
You guys are all funny
@@cjstar01jones17 guilty as charged...
5k views in 40 minutes just proves how great this show is
I just clicked because "isn't that Felicia Day?"
The detective was hilarious. Quite a break from House's superior arrogance .
Back in differential, House notes he never thought it was cancer but thought it acted like cancer. Now he wants to find something that is similar to cancer, and notes the last patient was using methotrexate for his arthritis, which allegedly would also have treated any cancer.... House goes to see Cuddy and shows her Apple's CAT scan. It indicates something is in there that her brain is not compensating for. House believes that the donor had cancer stem cells spread in his organs, and when transplanted these spread and attached themselves to the recipients' various organs, which eventually stopped working... the doctors finish the operation, using a neural net on Apple's brain to detect and remove defective brain cells.
Later, House goes to visit Apple and explains that the world is ugly but not as ugly as she thought. Her brain was not working properly and the transplanted brain cells were making things dull and unattractive to her. He takes off the bandages over her eyes and Apple sees the world with normal vision.
I’m not gonna lie I kind of feel like house would be a much more legally sound show if they just had a private investigator on file for the team so they didn’t have to break into peoples homes and they could just have this dude go out and get the information 😂😂😂
Very true
where's the fun in that
It's like this for all these shows. C.I. shows make it like the people doin the tests are directly connected to the investigation and investigators. They are not.
Same thing here, if a medical team requires something, they send someone else and so on and so forth.
Yeah but the guy wouldn't know everything to look for like a doctor would.
It would be far less exciting though
Felicia Day is such a great actress. I was just thinking that she should be in Star Wars, but she is about to be in a Star Wars cartoon.. She should be in the films.
Love her as Veronica in Fallout New Vegas ^^
Girl: Do it so I can live, please?
Wife: What about my husband?
Girl: He's practically dead already!
Doctor: Will you two stop?
Husband: *aight imma head out*
Yeah no wonder he hung in there that long.
He have had enough of women at that point 😂
House with the cleaver is 100% in character
well what house would do in his nightmare xD
I love the Looney Tune size cleaver House pulls out of no where in the hallucination
"Hallucinations...That's a Brain thing right?" 🤣
or drugs
This vexes me
I truly wish there was programming like house again. I was in medicine myself. I Absolutely loved it. A Lotta people can't say that.
Why are you no longer in medicine?
I retired 5yr's ago .
I would suggest reading some manga and or manhwa that focus on medicine. There are some good ones out there even if they have some weird stuff in them like time travel and such.
@@unkownbeing5420 Super Doctor K is a good one about a no nonsense doctor going around helping people not caring about the patents past or what they done only how to help them
A Lotta people can't afford that too
3:25 I need this for myself The "sneeze" caught me wheezing and choking
Would have been great if the P.I. was following them after they left the break room just like one of the group.
My grandfather had his head removed in vietnam. He can attest that it doesnt hurt
Well, i guess he hadn´t complain yet.
I'm sorry about that.
I love House. I hate how TV shows use defibrillators. They're not designed to "shock a heart back into beating". They defibrillate it. When its fibrillating the heart is twitching or beating irregularly, preventing the heart from having a regular/survivable natural heartbeat rhythm. Usually because the autonomous nervous system is failing because the brain is dying. Its typically a chicken vs egg sitaution when it comes to which stopped first (heart or brain, and the only way to tell is to know the diagnoses or see the inflicting incident).
You shock it to stop the fibrillation, defibrillating it, and then immediately began CPR to try and get the heart into a functional natural rhythm. All he's doing hear is properly killing the patient by stopping the heart from having any chance at beating naturally by over contracting it. Thats why it should also be roughly 2 minutes between shocks.
chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions
nobody cares
@@galinageorgieva8554 apparently you, who cared enough to comment 😂
@@merc5604 that doctor that reviews medical content
I only understood the last 2 sentences and then it all made sense.
0:10 I'm sorry but I only recognize her as Charlie from Supernatural 😭
Rewatching this after watching supernatural and realised it too
I didn't realize Felicia Day was on house. This is awesome
I thought that was her! And here I thought she mostly does fantasy like shows and movies
I had a feeling I've seen her before. Charlie from Supernatural 👍
Right? Miss Charlie so much
I came here looking for this episode after hearing Jesse Cox talking about it on Geekenders and Cox & Crendor podcasts 😂
I remember having hallucinations while in the hospital for my car accident. Those drugs they give you can really put you in a high mood because they will make you feel good and next thing you know, you’re very sick to your stomach and then your throwing up 🤮 from the drugs they give you in your IV, shots or medications they give you.
1:03 I love watching Foreman in moments like this. Those faces he making))
Hallucination, that’s a brain thing right? 😂
House needed a consult from the neurologist
Dude.. i had never actually sat and watched a clip of House MD and this show is batshit, and then all of a sudden Kumar walked through the door and I lost it
Takes bilateral lesions of the temporal lobe to erase memory. Feel like that really narrows it down to some kind of toxic substance, because an infection that large and invasive would affect everything in the brain by that point, and no ischemia would ever cause systemic issues that wide ranging in that many people. Never seen the episode, so have no idea what they find out (all though the mercury thing sounds like an interesting candidate, but I don't know the whole story of how they are all connected).
At 3:31 Kutner is like..."What now." Haha excellent.
I don't think I could lie to save my life, if it killed someone else. Frank seemed like a good person, I don't know about her😂
If she has neurological issues that could cause the lying. You wouldn’t have a choice.
Fun thing about people - we all believe that until we’re in the situation.
And nobody is good in this scenario. Best case, maybe coma guy, but Taub is a spineless coward, the wife is judgemental, and the lady patient is desperate and selfish.
People are people. Warts and all.
I agree with phastinemoon, wait till the sitation is desparate, you have probably seen movies where there is a catastrophe and one person does something extremely stupid and desperate in the moment, and i'm sure most people will laugh at that person till the situaiton actually happens.
@@jackkraken3888 "Try to cure yourself, shop around, beg, borrow and steal. Exhaust every possibility until none are left... . and when hope has been whittled down to the very marrow of despair, that's when you'll come knocking on my door. " Raphael, a devil in BG3 game
Been waiting for this scene. House chopping off someone’s head with a cleaver is somewhat satisfying
the funniest part is it was all in the girl's head
"Did he just laugh"
"NO....I sneezed"
Charlie from Supernatural ❤🥺
Miss her so so much
"We're gonna have to remove your whole head."
_holds up cleaver_
"Trust me, I'm a doctor."
"Nothing causes brain and heart issues "
*Laughs in POTS*
Plus infections, plus metastatic cancer, plus hormonal imbalances, plus drugs, plus parasites, plus toxics. It's just an inaccurate statement all around.
Love how House was still his same sarcastic self as a hallucination
Could somebody give that PI his own show?
At the very least he should have been a recurring character.
He's too expensive.
@@Killgore316 They coulda hired him for the really tough cases when the rest of the Scooby Gang was too busy or on vacation (or directing an episode of House).
;-)
That was actually what they were planning on doing with Lucas initially.
No. Terrible character
Aren’t there set intervals between using the defibrillator? (It might be part of the patient’s hallucinations, though. Don’t remember this part of the episode.)
I think that might be a hallucination because the defibrillator needs to get back to charge i think, i also haven’t seen the episode
@@MsMaryPatricia This show has been done for years. You can just google it at this point.
You're only supposed to defibrillate someone once every 2 minutes, with CPR in between.
@@Zela_Night That's what I thought. I figured it was the patient hallucinating again.
Medical dramas almost never accurately portray proper protocol fordoing CPR or using defibrillators. Once you know how they're _supposed_ to work, it gets kind of painful.
Why was the PI not a series regular! He's the best character ever
Since all the ending is missing : The woman and all the organ recievers from the same donor had a mystery type of stem-cell cancer : the cells looked normal part of the organs, but couldn't perform normal organ function.
This woman had a stealthy brain tumor that didn't show on scan. It was removed using during brain surgery with electric activity monitoring to guess where to cut away the "fake brain" stealthy tumor that was not doing actual brain function.
I have no idea if such a thing exists or if it was ever successfully treated.
House MD certainly knows how to make deadly but hilarious hallucinations 🤣😂
I’m willing to bet House wants to “cut the wire” with every patient he comes across.
House would be the kinda guy to say he has to remove your whole head
to
I just cant resist but like dr Mike from youtube that reviews medical scenes always says:"Chest conprassions Chest comprassions Chest comprassions!!!"
"Hallucinations, thats a brain thing right?"
Got to love dr house
02:32 - House closes his eyes
02:34 - You can see that his eyes are magically open again on the right side of the screen, just a bit blurry
02:36 - House opens his eyes
This is not a production mistake.
House has a second persona which opens his eyes when the main persona closes his eyes.
Look how absent minded he seems when his eyes are open, when they are supposed to be closed.
SCARY O_O
1:03 I bet he enjoyed filming this scene lol
I like that the cleaver turned out to be a hallucination. But none of us thought for even a second that it wasn't real.
I knew as soon as foreman said we need to remove the eye it was a hallucination he'd never say anything like that I even said that before house sorry I just happy I got one before house with out watching the clip
Its not House pulling cleaver that gave it away as a hallucination. Its Foreman remaining chill while he does.
seeing this again I can't get over him yelling clear and shocking this man like 10 times with no pause
1:04 it would’ve been so much funnier, if right after he said “for us”😂
The crazy lady and the old woman's conversation was cut short.
"Hallucination....that's a brain thing, right"?
Love that line
This was a perfect sequel to 'Guy's gotta sleep'.
Dang Dr. Taub, did you even take a second to look at the monitor between shocks? Never seen "full-auto mag-dump" defibrillation before. CLEAR!⚡CLEAR!⚡CLEAR! ⚡ (Poor Frank! Yeeesh)
The way he grabbed the axe and he was like oh don't worry it's not gonna hurt🙊🙊🙊🙊
I can easily imagine House just chopping off a patient's head like that!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know
😅her hallucination was spot on like she knew how house talks.
I can easily imagine House just chopping off a patient's head like that!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the new video!
I really really really love Felicia Day.
Death is an interesting thing. It's unfortunate, but it's still interesting.
I cannot believe my eyes
Is the world finally growing wise
‘Cause it seems to me
Some kind of harmony
Is on the rise
I sang these lines.~❤👍
If it isn't Charlie! She should call Sam and Dean to fix this!
Was waiting for this!
The ending God I never laugh so hard
Ahhh…dearest Felicia. I’m never saying ‘bye’ to you!
Right? Charlie
“Say it….” “Ugh YOUR RIGHT”
05:26 LOL this was great, I love it, what a great show.
Felicia Day was very good in this part. So happy to see. 👍 🙂
Literally the best hallucination
Oh Felicia, you're so awesome.
Such a beautiful and refreshing episode, minus the death of that one person Wilson is friends with (I didn't want to spoil it).
When I see This actress I think of Charlie from the tv show supernatural 😂
That guy is definitely dead after being shocked 5 times in less than 5 seconds 🤣
She was seeing all those clears at the end.
It's 200, 300, and finally 360 and then they normally call it.. They do not keep zapping you.
I can easily imagine House just chopping off a patient's head like that!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This woman knows House so well that she can accurately hallucinate his mannerisms.
And today is when I realized that Felicia Day was on House.
House with a clever is such a house thing so i won't think its a hallucination if im the one hallucinating
"Hallucination, that's the brain right?"
Also House: *knows every type of snake venom, symptoms of every single medical problem in the world and knows people's symptoms in 10 seconds*
Sarcasm, rhetorical question to a neurologist…
House: _Hmmmm, physical illness. That rules out a few things... Like what, I wonder?_
Foreman: _Postpartum psychosis and conversion disorder._
House: _Talk about being a good loser, you're still a loser._
To be fair house pulling a giant clever from god knows where and trying to chop a patients head off isn’t entirely out of the realm of possibilities
Doctor: *Successfully treats Patient's head trauma*
Patient's credit card: *Declines*
Doctor: 1:02
That thumbnail is hilarious
Aww Felicia Day❤️
Right? Loved her as Charlie ;(
House checking for hallucinations is a new fear everyone should have
Felicia Day?!
Yes mam! Love Day!
Felicia Day!!
Yup! Charlie!
Haha 😂 how many times are you going to shock him clear clear clear !
First time watching one of your videos. Also, your self-defense class sounded incredible. Where was it ?
The comedy in this show is top tier
Charlie must have been through tough times...
Frank just got tired of all the arguing and was like "aight I'mma head out".
Wait, I can hire a guy to come repair my coffee maker?
;-)