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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @ThomasRoiloup
    @ThomasRoiloup 2 года назад +7075

    "Saving lives is just collateral damage." Second favorite House quote after "Huge ego, sorry." And both of them define his character so immediately.

    • @filthyjones6150
      @filthyjones6150 2 года назад +137

      ı'd argue even if they do they define him by what massive lies they are. House does care no matter what he does he cannot stop that. House also finds himself insufficient despite his skills he is no match for death itself. The episode with the lady stuck under a building is the best proof of this i can give you.

    • @RonnieJamesOsbourne
      @RonnieJamesOsbourne 2 года назад +66

      It wasn't a quote, it was relating to an "anagram" about himself.
      Gregory House - Huge Ego Sorry
      A lot better than, Bonnie's acronym (Wilson's Ex-Wife) for House;
      "Hector Does Go Rug."
      😂🤣😂

    • @juleslund1515
      @juleslund1515 2 года назад +8

      @@filthyjones6150 love your love for the show 💛

    • @nicos4790
      @nicos4790 2 года назад +6

      @@filthyjones6150 yesss you get it !

    • @nate6795
      @nate6795 2 года назад +12

      Too many to count for me lmao. I wonder if this show is the only thing keeping peacock alive cuz I’m thinking about buying it just for this show

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 2 года назад +6691

    Kutner: Your toe just fell off.
    Priest: *Annoyed sigh*

    • @scary-goth-mother
      @scary-goth-mother 2 года назад +337

      More like panicked but trying to remain calm

    • @joshdeveaux6936
      @joshdeveaux6936 2 года назад +234

      God I’m so sick I losing my friggin toes, so annoying!! 😡

    • @brianviktor8212
      @brianviktor8212 2 года назад +141

      @@joshdeveaux6936 I hate when that happens.

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah 2 года назад +27

      That definitely wasn't a sigh of annoyance.

    • @chriskelly3481
      @chriskelly3481 2 года назад +62

      I actually think that is a really, real terrified reaction.
      I've sobbed like a little b**ch at emotional insurance commercials, but in REAL painful or emotional incidents in my life I usually have very different responses. People are weird.

  • @TheHearingDeaf2006
    @TheHearingDeaf2006 Год назад +2540

    “I got tired of that argument before I even finished saying it.” The fact that house was trying to hide his smile was hysterical. XD

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +31

      your toe just fell off🤣🤣🤣
      not something you want to hear from the Doctor🤣🤣🤣

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 7 месяцев назад +14

      House approved, that was just his brand of cynicism xD

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 6 месяцев назад +2

      Which is a ridiculous twisting of it. Kind of like saying that your dad wanted you to get a broken arm when he gave you a football. If he wanted you to break your arm, he'd tell you to do something that would break your arm. God giving people a guide to avoid suffering--a far better guide than arrogant atheists 2,000 years later have managed to come up with--is almost like a sign that He wants the opposite. Him giving us a choice as to whether or not to follow that guide is not a sign that He wants suffering.

    • @rajidahae4220
      @rajidahae4220 6 месяцев назад

      @@RaynmanPlays If he didn't want suffering he would stop it, he's fucking GOD.
      (or he's imaginary, idk; which is more likely, that humans are fallible and mislead each other into believing wild stories, or that god is sadistic and vindictive?)

    • @arhamshahid5015
      @arhamshahid5015 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@RaynmanPlays i think abrahamic religious people need to look up what the word omnipotent means hes not your dad ,hes not your teacher hes omnipotent

  • @jackel54130
    @jackel54130 Год назад +466

    "I think you are looking for someone to prove you wrong, to give you hope". Such a great line!

    • @0LadyV0
      @0LadyV0 Год назад +5

      Or a strawman fallacy.

    • @jmackmcneill
      @jmackmcneill Год назад

      Not really a strawman, I've met a great many fellow agnostics/atheists that are MILDLY jealous of the superficial comforts of deism. Obviously not all of them, I'm sure there are equally many that are perfectly comfortable with the cold and hostile truth of the universe. Obviously the representative sample of out and loud capital letter Atheists tend to be just as intellectually dishonest and insecure as any other street corner preacher, so it would be unwise to draw any conclusions about the general population of atheists based on shouty internet people.

    • @alulim4968
      @alulim4968 Год назад +6

      @@0LadyV0 which is exactly what House said

    • @4timesnow318
      @4timesnow318 4 месяца назад

      I actually hated that line because it was pat.

    • @Gwiyominim
      @Gwiyominim Месяц назад

      Lol I was in such state weeks ago :)

  • @mich7864
    @mich7864 Год назад +2395

    Just a side note, the priest wasn't a pedophile. The boy who accused him actually showed up and apologized for it bc he heard he was very sick.

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 11 месяцев назад +2

      He got a mimicry condition. In his case, an illness that mimics AIDS, but in reality it's his immune system attacking him due to a genetic defect that he was born with.

    • @projektkobra2247
      @projektkobra2247 6 месяцев назад +22

      1000th thumbs up!

    • @GregoryHouseMD.
      @GregoryHouseMD. 4 месяца назад

      God's actually real.. really a alien. We are the only mammals to come out premature signs that our genetic code is damaged altered. We weren't always sentient beings something gave it to us. Ontop of that multiple religions mention a intergalactic war. An some even have maps of the solar systems from ancient times.

    • @GregoryHouseMD.
      @GregoryHouseMD. 4 месяца назад +9

      We have a gene that can we switched on an off to make us whorship stuff. An ontop of that we have a lust for gold regardless of its use. The theory is we were made to mine gold.v

    • @4timesnow318
      @4timesnow318 4 месяца назад +8

      Why would you feel the need to let us know that a fictional priest was not a pedophile?

  • @Rockas360
    @Rockas360 2 года назад +2749

    This was the only patient aside from the one as sociopathy as a symptom to challenge house on a fundamental level

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 2 года назад +112

      the too-smart cough syrup guy

    • @Firecul
      @Firecul 2 года назад +55

      @Rockas360 Do you mean the psychopathic woman who creeped out 13?

    • @Rockas360
      @Rockas360 2 года назад +63

      @@Firecul no it's a women with a husband and she's out of his league but she married him for money but because her tumor got her to develop sociopathy. I'll look it up tmrw and link it below so you can see it too.

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah 2 года назад +86

      @@Rockas360 And she was a psychopathic woman who creeped out 13.

    • @enchantedxihi9372
      @enchantedxihi9372 2 года назад +13

      @@Rockas360 yeah thats what he's talking about

  • @premiumheadpats4150
    @premiumheadpats4150 2 года назад +1188

    I love the way Wilson reacts whenever he inadvertently hands House "the answer".

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +15

      your toe just fell off

  • @owenleal
    @owenleal 2 года назад +848

    House: *deletes symptom* "there, solved it."

    • @joshuahudson2170
      @joshuahudson2170 2 года назад +52

      Don't knock it. I've been through differential diagnosis before on something that turned out to be two things.

    • @uteriel282
      @uteriel282 8 месяцев назад +26

      something you thought to be a symptom could just be the byproduct of another symptom.
      something like halucinations can be caused by a lot of things so ruling it out as a symptom can clear up possible options.

    • @Idontwantmynametobepublic
      @Idontwantmynametobepublic 5 месяцев назад +2

      This is what happens in real life medicine too

    • @VioletMaeve
      @VioletMaeve 2 месяца назад +1

      It's called the process of elimination. Sometimes, you gotta think about why symptoms are suddenly popping up and a pattern. Genetic factors sometimes are a key. Each patient is a key. They might not be exactly real cases, but the disease or infection are. Like a puzzle.

  • @w-ols-7199
    @w-ols-7199 Год назад +1019

    One of the best adult patient actors in the series. He has something like eight "act shocked and horrified" scenes and he executes them all convincingly and with different nuances in each once (hallucination, toe, eye, heart attack, chest rash, etc)

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Год назад +79

      Jimmi Simpson is just an amazing actor

    • @pderham26
      @pderham26 Год назад +7

      Don't use the word nuance this aimlessly.

    • @GHMYahooka
      @GHMYahooka Год назад +9

      jimmi is one of the great character actors of our generation. ive always wanted him and keegan key to do something together

    • @danielkelley7548
      @danielkelley7548 10 месяцев назад

      Give that guy a raise

    • @danielkelley7548
      @danielkelley7548 10 месяцев назад +2

      “Father Nietzsche”
      Brilliant

  • @dars5229
    @dars5229 2 года назад +4612

    Priest has a point. House says he's solving puzzles and saving lives is just collateral damage. But he's demonstrated many other talents he could easily have applied his genius to. Ones with lower stakes than human lives. Funnily enough, the priest is kinda like House. A great skill for reading people and deduction that helps him do his job; saving people.

    • @AspectNoir999
      @AspectNoir999 2 года назад +2

      House liked this guy and his view of thinking, smiled twice before sarcastically calling him a pedophile

    • @amynikira9216
      @amynikira9216 2 года назад +96

      I love your comment! But I think he does the doctor thing because it provides a challenge, anything else would bore him so he wouldn't as inclined to do anything. Just a personal opinion!

    • @bryanincommiefornia5629
      @bryanincommiefornia5629 2 года назад +57

      @@amynikira9216 not just the for the challenge, though that is a big part of it, but also for his ego.

    • @irenemarano8241
      @irenemarano8241 2 года назад +25

      @@amynikira9216 I agree he does it for the challenge and I think he truly enjoys his work . He also will take on cases that others can't solve .

    • @takumi2023
      @takumi2023 Год назад +28

      whats the fun in lower stakes. I think house wants the high stakes kinda like having gun pointed at his head. Just like that one epsidoe where he gave the gun back to the sick guy trying to get a cure.

  • @CinJyxxe
    @CinJyxxe Год назад +458

    I love how they wrote the story of the priest in this episode. It starts with him hallucinating, and everyone besides House thinks it's because he got drunk. House accuses the priest of wanting a sign from God to reignite his faith. If he was right, then it makes sense that what the priest would drunkenly hallucinate is the literal sign from God that he wanted. In the real world, that's the end of the story and the priest goes home after a brief detox.
    But immediately after he 'ignores' the sign, he gets sick with a flare-up of a rare genetic disorder. Something that could have been proven at any time with a random genetic test for any other differential diagnosis. It's a coincidence so big that it practically screams 'this is fictional,' but somehow, within the context of the rest of the episode, it's somehow really easy to accept the whole "Yeah, he either saw the actual Jesus, or this is as close to a real-life miracle as you're gonna get."
    It's just really good writing.

    • @apierror
      @apierror 24 дня назад +2

      It really is. It reinforces the fact that while the main character House is an atheist, the narrative of the story doesn't pick a side. It leaves it up to audience interpretation whether it really was god testing the priest's faith or just a hallucination, due to external effects and a lot of coincidences.

  • @SorenPenrose
    @SorenPenrose Год назад +428

    The actor playing the priest is one of my favorite actors. I love him and House going back and forth.

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars Год назад +66

      Liam McPoyle! You will CALL HEEEERRRRR. He’s great in westworld too.

    • @zoefree3950
      @zoefree3950 Год назад +18

      @@dharmallars he’s name is actually Jimmi Simpson, Liam Mcpoyle was a character he played in ‘It’s always Sunny in Philedelphia’

    • @RainWelsh
      @RainWelsh Год назад +15

      @@dharmallars the only problem with watching Westworld after Sunny is that when he screams “DON’T YOU TOUCH HER!” at his brother-in-law, all I could hear was “YOU WILL CALL HERRRRRRR” and it spoiled the mood a bit

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks Год назад +4

      He was in Person of Interest and really impressed there as well.

    • @ExtremeSquared
      @ExtremeSquared Год назад +5

      His old David Letterman bits went pretty hard for that time / format.

  • @vaish7504
    @vaish7504 Год назад +150

    "Why do I bother with these great metaphors" His delievery and expressions on point 😂😂😂

  • @StarKatGaming
    @StarKatGaming Год назад +452

    It’s always a great episode when someone manages to call our house on his bullshit. It’s a rare delight

    • @pderham26
      @pderham26 Год назад +6

      It's like every other episode it's a procedural dude

  • @balogundave754
    @balogundave754 2 года назад +327

    "If you kill him, he'll be dancing with The Dark one"

    • @dougephresh2912
      @dougephresh2912 Год назад +6

      Rumplestiltskin at a ball.

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 9 месяцев назад +8

      I didn't know Foreman could dance.

    • @jlchips
      @jlchips 8 месяцев назад

      @@dougephresh2912 A former (temporary) Dark One is already in the show...

    • @slycooper1001
      @slycooper1001 7 месяцев назад +1

      ... why does that remind me of cult of the lamb?
      hmmm.

    • @Framokamc
      @Framokamc 7 месяцев назад

      The Dark Lord!!

  • @premiumheadpats4150
    @premiumheadpats4150 Год назад +49

    I love that actor so much. He did such a great job playing young William in Westworld too.

    • @perizydal4403
      @perizydal4403 22 дня назад

      you should see him in Its always sunny

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 Год назад +135

    "Your toe just fell off."
    It's fine, Delos can just build him a new one.

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative Год назад +304

    "Father Nietzsche has AIDS." What a line

    • @Anarcho-harambeism
      @Anarcho-harambeism Месяц назад

      People spin his quote, God is dead, way out of its context, he's a pretty good read if you have time

  • @shininbright1315
    @shininbright1315 Год назад +22

    I love how house has Eureka moments during conversations. it's so f****** beautiful and I adore how his brain works.

  • @AspieGirlArianaHale
    @AspieGirlArianaHale 2 года назад +672

    Wiskott-Aldrich Syndrome?? That’s an interesting one. They usually find it in childhood, though. It messes with your white blood cells, can cause vascular & kidney trouble, as well as a lot of bleeding (either from the nose/mouth or within the digestive tract). Auto-immune sicknesses are honestly one of the worst types. 🥺

    • @mar-k7104
      @mar-k7104 2 года назад +99

      People never pointed out my weird white blood cell levels until after I was diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder. Apparently it wasn’t a symptom because I didn’t know I was sick, so no one thought anything of it. Just because signs are there doesn’t mean people pay attention or care.

    • @ellasmommy9278
      @ellasmommy9278 Год назад +9

      That's one I don't know. But I catch them all the time with diagnosis that doesn't fit the symptoms. Especially when it's a disease I have.

    • @RippingStars
      @RippingStars Год назад +23

      I have 2 very rare autoimmune diseases and 2 genetic mutational conditions and you're right. It is horrible, but we live we breathe we die. Make the most of it ya know

    • @chriwehl7173
      @chriwehl7173 Год назад

      Auto immune diseases are terrible, because they usually arent what almost kills you, only make everything else worse.

    • @cherylm2C6671
      @cherylm2C6671 Год назад +6

      I am very much afraid that the post-Covid environment may have more auto-immune incidents, but it will be difficult to press 'reset' on 120 years of medical progress.

  • @anna-majandersson6716
    @anna-majandersson6716 2 года назад +2677

    Eliminating the symptom " hallucination" is the most faith based thing, I think I've ever seen House do....😂 😂 😂

    • @mattlogic9647
      @mattlogic9647 2 года назад +82

      It’s not faith its an educated guess they aren’t the same

    • @anna-majandersson6716
      @anna-majandersson6716 2 года назад +63

      Just a joke...

    • @fancycat1284
      @fancycat1284 2 года назад +61

      @@anna-majandersson6716 I thought it was pretty funny considering the context. I mean, how many times can you make a faith-based joke with House? This dude’s a total troll, but he’s a scientific kind after all!

    • @brandondavidson4085
      @brandondavidson4085 2 года назад +37

      @@mattlogic9647 It kind of is though. A lot of what House's team does is based on their faith in his logic or reasoning. Faith is when you make a choice on your belief in evidence that isn't 100% certain.

    • @fba90130
      @fba90130 2 года назад +26

      It isn't faith. He's merely suspending his belief that "hallucination" is a symptom to open up other possibilities. Sometimes hallucination is very subjective. He still goes through with the genetic testing to confirm his diagnosis.

  • @ellasmommy9278
    @ellasmommy9278 Год назад +64

    I love House. I think I need to watch the series again. This little snippet just whetted my appetite.

  • @randompotat7166
    @randompotat7166 Год назад +200

    One thing i appreciate about Dr House is that everyone around him is trying to turn the show into a drama but he just wants to do his job lmao

  • @thequeertelope7941
    @thequeertelope7941 Год назад +111

    i love house's small smirk at 3:40

  • @bloxrocks5179
    @bloxrocks5179 Год назад +37

    nothing more terrifying than your doctor saying "oh god"

    • @pattyconley4096
      @pattyconley4096 7 месяцев назад

      I had a doctor say that once. I woke up on a ventilator. That was a bad day...

    • @Beeschurger_
      @Beeschurger_ 3 месяца назад +1

      @@pattyconley4096Guess you could say that day was quite SHOCKING. In all seriousness that sounded like it sucked and I hope you’re doing better

    • @pattyconley4096
      @pattyconley4096 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Beeschurger_thank you so much! I'm still kicking but I get sick all the time now and my blood is all messed up. It beats being in the ground though!

  • @tomreid1342
    @tomreid1342 Год назад +225

    I still to this day find it hilarious to see Kal Pen finally working as a Doctor.. like his father always hounded him about in White Castle. Lol

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks Год назад +44

      Hugh Laurie was always embarrassed that he made more per episode playing a fake doctor than his father did per year as a real doctor.

    • @rasbury77
      @rasbury77 6 месяцев назад +1

      He was in that movie since 2004

    • @rasbury77
      @rasbury77 4 месяца назад +1

      He had to pee in the bush in that movie house never made him do

    • @rasbury77
      @rasbury77 4 месяца назад +1

      He went to a breaking point since he got killed on season 5 episode 20

  • @Heisenberg_111
    @Heisenberg_111 2 года назад +208

    Can't get enough of HOUSE MD❤️‍🔥

  • @becbusman7721
    @becbusman7721 2 года назад +206

    It seems that priest knows how to share his faith with house , and whatever house dishes out to the priest , the priest dishes it back in the way house can understand 😁😁

  • @iamTheSnark
    @iamTheSnark Год назад +90

    "Why do I bother with these metaphors?"
    Because they make me and others howl with laughter.

  • @sonariantutorials2438
    @sonariantutorials2438 2 года назад +188

    House is so good at his job his co-workers just let him run rampant because it works.

    • @ghostwalk2446
      @ghostwalk2446 2 года назад +11

      And because his coworkers are his employees lol

    • @sonariantutorials2438
      @sonariantutorials2438 2 года назад +6

      @@ghostwalk2446 as in not reporting him.

    • @sonariantutorials2438
      @sonariantutorials2438 2 года назад

      @@ghostwalk2446 okay, cool.

    • @AspectNoir999
      @AspectNoir999 2 года назад +1

      @@sonariantutorials2438 he told his boss to fire him if she dares to and she didn't so wouldn't matter if they did

    • @handlesarefeckinstupid
      @handlesarefeckinstupid 2 года назад

      Boy, you really don't understand the dynamic do you?

  • @juneiparis6540
    @juneiparis6540 2 года назад +135

    house is a masterpiece

  • @kevinashley478
    @kevinashley478 2 года назад +62

    Sometimes, though rarely, but sometimes a TV show really hits home. I found that in House and Lucifer.

    • @johndaily263
      @johndaily263 2 года назад +8

      Both shows are compelling to me as well. If you haven’t already tried it, you might give the BBC’s Sherlock a go. Absolutely gut-wrenching at times, hilarious at others.

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 2 года назад

      hail satan

    • @ishikawa1338
      @ishikawa1338 2 года назад +3

      Supernatural

    • @rg4161
      @rg4161 2 года назад

      Agreed ngl

  • @ryanettel6701
    @ryanettel6701 2 года назад +48

    Jimmy Simpson and Hugh Laurie. Perfecto. Bravo 🙌🏼 💯🐐

  • @elig2601
    @elig2601 Год назад +5

    One of my most fav episodes. The intro to it is another level fr

  • @glowinthedark9082
    @glowinthedark9082 2 года назад +417

    This is so chilling. How the priest implies that House wishes to be saved

    • @dars5229
      @dars5229 2 года назад +47

      Don't we all? On some level, at least. It's the human condition.

    • @larryparis925
      @larryparis925 2 года назад +9

      @@dars5229 Uh, no. Speak of over-generalizations…

    • @dars5229
      @dars5229 2 года назад +45

      @@larryparis925 There's different kinds of "saved." On some level everyone wants to be accepted for who they are, to find meaning in something, and for the bad things they've done to be mitigated. Some people find it in religion. I'm not one of them.

    • @justanotherrandomdude8472
      @justanotherrandomdude8472 Год назад +7

      If you look at House’s face. He was on the money with that statement.

    • @thinhvo3893
      @thinhvo3893 Год назад +2

      ​@Dar S For house it different because his entire character is about experience pain everyday. And he want to find reason to keep living and why he need to endure his pain.

  • @anuppinto1987
    @anuppinto1987 2 года назад +365

    This is my favourite episode of all house episodes...Both science and religion in one episode beautifully enacted

    • @tiananesbitt7156
      @tiananesbitt7156 2 года назад +8

      Happy Saturday. You are reminding me of the episodes with nuns.

    • @ghostwalk2446
      @ghostwalk2446 2 года назад +11

      @@tiananesbitt7156 Right, and the episode with the "faith healer"

    • @normanmccollum6082
      @normanmccollum6082 Год назад

      And that's something I don't get... why is there this narrative that religion and science are enemies? God cannot be proven or disproven so I don't see there being any friction there. Yeah, if we go back a few hundred years during the time of Galileo and what not, there was friction between the early, budding scientists and the typical authority of the church explaining things how they believed them to be when humanity just didn't know the truth, but by 140 years ago Nietzsche made his quote in the late 1800s that "God is dead, we have killed him, and there isn't enough water for us to wash the blood from our hands." In fact, he did not say it out of some sort of atheistic might as though it is some great accomplishment, but that modern society was developing as such that he somehow viewed faith as something that would dwindle and that people would have to try and make gods of themselves to try to make up for it, or something like that. Also allegedly anticipated the millions that would die via communism decades later, somehow, and possibly also Dostoevsky? Or was it Tolstoy... but anyhow, it seems like the early insistence of religious leaders demanding deference from scientists is long gone and science has been free to continue experimentation and research without religion getting involved.
      So why the notion that religion and science being at one another's throats? Are we going to conflate abortion as 'science' and the religious adoration and cherishing of life is the 'anti-science' that still remains? That makes no sense to me, it's not a question of science but a question of morals. WHERE does this alleged conflict still exist, if it does indeed exist? Where's the issue? Many or most of the first scientists were Christians, most of the first colleges/universities were founded by Christians, to my understanding. One of the developers of the mapping of human DNA (Human Genome Project, was it?) ended up researching the Bible and existence (or lack-there-of) of Jesus Christ and ended up becoming a Christian though had I think perhaps ALWAYS been secular/agnostic/atheistic.
      Open to hearing out people's thoughts/ideas on the matter. Also, yes, the combination of science and religion here with the intensely-atheistic House and the seemingly newly-atheistic priest seems very poetic. I've honestly yet to sit down and watch ONE episode of House, start-to-finish, as I recall. Yet I've seen MANY small clips, and now this fairly lengthy video which I don't even know if it's edited at all or not. I suspect it's edited clips put together. I WILL someday sit down and watch House, or die before I find the time to do so. I truly believe I'll very much enjoy it, even though I'm fairly religious and... well... House OBVIOUSLY is not and would probably think I'm a big dumb idiot for believing in God and Christ's resurrection and what not lol It is what it is, hopefully he doesn't end up being SO obnoxiously and aggressively Christian-bashing that I find myself put off and change the channel... hah, 'channel,' I should say 'and stop watching the video.' Change the channel, it's like for a moment I went 15 years into the past...
      Edit:
      The above is unchanged. I just did a bit of research into Hugh Laurie since I'm curious as to his views as an actor, not that it really makes any difference because a good actor can act as anything regardless of faith. He is indeed an atheist, though he has an interesting quote from 2008; "I admire the music, buildings and ethics of religion, but I come unstuck on the God thing.”
      The 'ethics' of religion, in particular, I'd be fascinated to hear more about his views on that. Was it simply portraying SOME neutrality on the matter in stating he doesn't believe in God yet also not wanting to shoo-off potential religious viewers of his content? Or is there substance there? He says that, in terms of potentially sharing House's skepticism on God, "Yes, chunks of it," or something like that. I mean, I don't think House would actually confess to any admiration of religious music/buildings/ethics, and indeed from what I've seen I genuinely don't think that House truly admires any of that. So yeah, there seems to be some differences, at least in assuming that Laurie was being genuine when he shared those aspects of admiration despite his disbelief in God.
      Interesting stuff...

    • @pderham26
      @pderham26 Год назад +1

      This is not a good example of apologetics. The writer is clearly and atheist/agnostic just talking to himself

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha Год назад

      I personally hate this episode because of Tubbs & Kutner treat the patient. Very disgusting!

  • @MrAlvinSinfulSong
    @MrAlvinSinfulSong Год назад +18

    Did the biopsy but for the liver and it HURTS LIKE HELL!

  • @LovingSoul61
    @LovingSoul61 Год назад +17

    “Why do I bother with these great metaphors?!” 😂😂😂

  • @jazzybash1
    @jazzybash1 Год назад +14

    I love the episodes where the patients peg House from the start.

  • @surlycycler2213
    @surlycycler2213 2 года назад +105

    They need to call a toe-truck lol

    • @ddcanonstv
      @ddcanonstv 2 года назад +5

      Lol. Pretty sure my wife is going to kill me from that sudden laughing fit you gave me as she dozed off. It was worth it 👌

    • @ellasmommy9278
      @ellasmommy9278 Год назад +6

      Good one

    • @Smalls2007
      @Smalls2007 7 месяцев назад +3

      That was toe-tally a good joke 😂😂😂

  • @wizardvozk5874
    @wizardvozk5874 2 года назад +40

    1:02 Probably the last thing you want to hear at the hospital

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset Год назад +4

      I can think of body parts some would want to keep more!

  • @fromthegamethrone
    @fromthegamethrone Год назад +36

    This is why the McPoyles should drink more than just milk

  • @abdullahhamkari6257
    @abdullahhamkari6257 7 месяцев назад +7

    "YOU WILL CALL HER!!"

  • @babakzk
    @babakzk 6 месяцев назад +5

    "It doesn't fit. You can't eliminate a symptom" lol
    Love it every time Wilson is being confident and an idiot simultaneously in his interaction with House. Hats off to Robert Leonard for managing to portray him

  • @dangdudedan8756
    @dangdudedan8756 Год назад +9

    I'm glad House managed to save OneyNG.

  • @AmbulatoryFungus
    @AmbulatoryFungus 3 месяца назад +2

    I love these 10 minute cliff note episodes for my short attention span

  • @dharmallars
    @dharmallars Год назад +23

    Really great performance from Jimmi Simpson here. He’s more than just a McPoyle!

    • @vadimkazakov3470
      @vadimkazakov3470 Год назад

      This isn't an episode of House, it's an episode of always sunny😂

  • @michapiechowski1810
    @michapiechowski1810 Год назад +8

    3:48 House looks like a proud father. It's adorable

  • @dankification
    @dankification Год назад +13

    The priest when he saw his toe gone is a mood!

  • @ianhoolihan2396
    @ianhoolihan2396 2 года назад +17

    The mcpoyles really cleaned up

  • @GREGGRCO
    @GREGGRCO 2 года назад +12

    So, watch for the scene with House's wrist watch ticking away.... Very interesting. Good clip. Thanks for sharing.

    • @Episcleritis
      @Episcleritis Год назад

      Super cool. Good catch. Nine minutes elapsed between sentences.

  • @renetrograde
    @renetrograde Год назад +29

    whenever watch house clips i'm always reminded of a post i saw on tumblr where someone was talking about how they wish they had a doctor that was even half as dedicated to getting an accurate diagnosis as house is. i know so many people who have suffered years of misdiagnoses and their symptoms being downplayed or outright disregarded by doctors. if house were real i'd want to hit him with a baseball bat, but man i wish he was real.

    • @qwipperty
      @qwipperty 28 дней назад

      Because in real life, the answers simply don't appear as easily as they do on tv. Even a brilliant doctor would have a hard time with most of the cases on this show.
      And yes, it sucks. In real life, medicine is equal amounts knowledge, guesswork, and luck.

  • @thequeertelope7941
    @thequeertelope7941 Год назад +8

    -do you think im an idiot?
    -its what im testing

  • @garynewman3505
    @garynewman3505 Год назад +13

    No matter what character this guy plays I will always know him as a mcpoyle brother lol.

  • @RonnieJamesOsbourne
    @RonnieJamesOsbourne 2 года назад +11

    @Thomas Roiloup
    It wasn't a quote, it was relating to an "anagram" about himself.
    Gregory House - Huge Ego Sorry
    A lot better than, Bonnie's acronym (Wilson's Ex-Wife) for House;
    "Hector Does Go Rug."
    😂🤣😂

  • @blue-chaos96striker72
    @blue-chaos96striker72 Год назад +8

    Wilson is such a dark character. He is house exact opposite a wolf in sheep clothes.

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Год назад +6

    I did NOT expect the priest to be Jimmi Simpson. I need to binge this show properly.

  • @jordanfalkowski6924
    @jordanfalkowski6924 2 года назад +13

    I had to smile thinking about Always Sunny when they was tryin out for the eagles.

  • @lloydbotway5930
    @lloydbotway5930 2 года назад +51

    Jimmi Simpson is an expert, very natural actor.

  • @tomestubbs
    @tomestubbs Год назад +101

    "'Religion isn't the opiate of the masses' it is the placebo of the masses'" Well put House!

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 Год назад +1

      Mental bro fist

    • @thunderdraco
      @thunderdraco 9 месяцев назад +3

      bet this is coming from a guy who thinks "lettuce" is a gender

    • @SYKOfun
      @SYKOfun 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@thunderdracoooh are we doing reductio ad absurdism? Let me try, I bet you think the Big Bang is claiming something coming from nothing

    • @phrogg--6
      @phrogg--6 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@SYKOfuni don't agree with the comment you're replying to neither with the comment the guy you replied to replied, but...
      What are the odds that you belittle people just for being religious and feel smarter just because you're atheist?

    • @SYKOfun
      @SYKOfun 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@phrogg--6 I think it’s fairly obvious that I wouldn’t describe myself that way. I could see how that comment may give that impression though. Usually I’m only motivated to respond to egregious remarks and I try to ask questions to challenge why they came to those conclusions. This was a special case where the person was being so ridiculous I truly think they just aren’t ready to have a conversation that challenges them, so I ramped up the sarcasm while maintaining an accurate criticism of the people who tend to think like that.

  • @tashnewsscience7065
    @tashnewsscience7065 5 месяцев назад

    love that i can relive these house moments without having to watch the entire episode.

  • @0DdOne
    @0DdOne 2 года назад +12

    Greens😂voice crack saying infection 6 minutes in is so perfect

  • @spideymcgee4718
    @spideymcgee4718 6 месяцев назад

    "Who wants a relationship"
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @drankurbaruah
    @drankurbaruah 2 года назад +31

    No doctor will ever say "Oh God...your toe just fell off!!"

    • @hlynkacg9529
      @hlynkacg9529 2 года назад +19

      Nurses, paramedics, and random passersby on the other hand...

    • @kittygirl_thetortie498
      @kittygirl_thetortie498 4 месяца назад +2

      As an emergency medicine physician, i can attest to that. But we do make faces behind our masks though and talk in privacy among ourselves..and yes we do find humour in the bleakest of situations and environments. Its a survival skill working in Emergency department where everyday brings a new suprise for you.

  • @madeleinedonovan6195
    @madeleinedonovan6195 Год назад +78

    Vibing with the priest deconstructing religion until House called him a pedophile, then my head snapped around so quick

    • @qataripekarsky
      @qataripekarsky Год назад +18

      Later in the episode the kid who accused him comes clean and admits he lied (and the priest forgives him).
      Oddly, I think that's what restores the priest's faith.
      So much for "once it's lost, it's gone forever".

  • @Em-oy8on
    @Em-oy8on 2 месяца назад

    This is by far my favorite house episode

  • @GrandWagJeep
    @GrandWagJeep Год назад +10

    3:50 that's the closest I've seen House to looking like the 😍 emoji.

  • @cw4623
    @cw4623 9 месяцев назад +2

    The McPoyles are a very devout family.

  • @dudovich13
    @dudovich13 2 года назад +414

    From another episode, my favorite of all time: 'if you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people'.

    • @tydshiin5783
      @tydshiin5783 2 года назад

      So religious ppl are just stubborn?

    • @DarcBloom
      @DarcBloom Год назад +58

      Overrated, and overplayed.
      Of course modern media portrays religious people as never having an ounce of rational thought, barely able to fend for themselves or have a conversation outside of their faith.
      Because that's easier for everyone outside of it to accept...
      But the truth is, although there are still, of course, plenty of zealots who are completely irrational in how they pursue it, there's also a good number very capable of logic, and it wouldn't continue to last this long without any of them being present.

    • @ghostkid252
      @ghostkid252 Год назад

      @@DarcBloom Nobody with an ounce of logical reasoning would believe in a god. Faith requires you to set aside reality and logic in order to believe what you're likely indoctrinated to believe as a child.
      We stop believing in the tooth fairy because the idea of a 3 inch tall flying lady finding teeth under kids' pillows and leaving money is ridiculous.
      We stop believing in Santa Claus because the idea of an obese man from the north pole riding a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer to deliver presents to billions of kids on Christmas day is ridiculous.
      We should also stop believing in god because the idea of a patriarchal power over the universe and reality that has nothing better to do than pull strings in the lives of his "creations" (that also somehow have free will) is RIDICULOUS. And it gets more ridiculous when you read the literal stories told in religious texts.

    • @strattuner
      @strattuner Год назад +3

      @@DarcBloom THE FRAMERS OF THE CONSTITUTION WERE MAINLY CHRISTIAN,I'D SAY THEY WERE GENIUS,AND I'D ALSO SAY THAT BEINGS THEY PRAYED BEFORE FRAMING THE CONSTITUTION,I'D SAY GOD HAD A HAND IN IT,AND NO, ITS NOT A MOOT POINT

    • @siisjwj7647
      @siisjwj7647 Год назад +2

      @@DarcBloom I agree with you

  • @w-ols-7199
    @w-ols-7199 Месяц назад

    The actor playing the priest is incredible. He shows a different, completely believable form of panic in like 8 different scenes.

  • @VTXHobbies
    @VTXHobbies Год назад +6

    This is what fight milk does to a McPoyle

  • @aisle_of_view
    @aisle_of_view 20 дней назад

    Perhaps one of the most famous episodes

  • @AlmiNia
    @AlmiNia Год назад +4

    All he needed was a warm glass of milk.

  • @natalievieyra6022
    @natalievieyra6022 Год назад +1

    I haven’t seen the series but these clips are so good

  • @franklesser5655
    @franklesser5655 Год назад +11

    True that House is brilliant in his ability to diagnose difficult casesbu I hope that in the future he can be a bit more diplomatic with his patients.

  • @Hemzees
    @Hemzees 2 года назад +195

    How's this show so old and so well written.

    • @zeke4994
      @zeke4994 2 года назад +43

      You could argue on average the best writing came from older shows compared to what we get now!

    • @flautalee3090
      @flautalee3090 2 года назад +10

      Great show that teaches us stuff. Curious characters. My mid-80’s quite with it MIL brought my attention to this show. I’m glad segments of the show are on YT. Thank you, Mom. We miss you.😢

    • @willmercury
      @willmercury 2 года назад +11

      Yeah; kind of like all those old books, artworks and music. Who knew quality existed before Gen Z?

    • @AspectNoir999
      @AspectNoir999 2 года назад +3

      @@willmercury Gen Z has quality, sadly they're overlooked for the ones with lack of quality

    • @jackal59
      @jackal59 2 года назад +8

      That implies that only new shows are well written, which raises another question: Huh?

  • @jessicadeines
    @jessicadeines Год назад +11

    There is actually an organization that helps chruch leaders find new careers after they lose faith.

  • @harryking3913
    @harryking3913 5 месяцев назад +2

    YOU WILL CALL HER!!!

  • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
    @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 2 года назад +20

    ENDING: Scotch explains hallucinations?
    I've never been a drinker, so I don't know much about these things, but ... I've never heard of alcohol inducing hallucinations (except in very old cartoons).
    Is it possible?

    • @batya7
      @batya7 2 года назад +10

      Have you ever heard of the DTs? Delirium tremens?

    • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
      @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 2 года назад +14

      @@batya7 Heard of 'em. Didn't know clearly what they were.
      Looked 'em up just now (because of your comment), and now I know.
      I was thinking of the intoxicating effects; but the DTs are about withdrawal symptoms, which can include hallucinations.
      This was interesting to me, and I thank you, JHF!

    • @CaseNumber00
      @CaseNumber00 2 года назад +7

      Perhaps you come across this but many old cartoons depicted alcoholic characters, or to imply heavy drinking, seeing pink elephants.

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 2 года назад +8

      @@CaseNumber00 Yep, was gonna say that myself, don't know why so many writers had the same common concept, but drunks in the old days almost always saw pink elephants. Not just animation where they could actually show you the pink elephants, either. Sometimes the dialogue would describe them on a 'real' show.

    • @BettyAlexandriaPride
      @BettyAlexandriaPride 2 года назад +1

      @@johns9652 I wonder if it was just a trope?

  • @AnitaBetterScreenname
    @AnitaBetterScreenname Месяц назад

    Just saw Duran Duran this past May. They were incredible! Simon can still sing like the old days.

  • @EPrimeify
    @EPrimeify 2 года назад +8

    I love that Matt from Lizzie McGuire is in this episode.

  • @ashleysmith9516
    @ashleysmith9516 Год назад

    I love that actor, the patient

  • @Miley-RayStewart
    @Miley-RayStewart Год назад +4

    That moment when you are eating and you start to think "can you please stop holding that rotten Toe into the camera please...."

  • @aafaq4286
    @aafaq4286 11 месяцев назад

    he missed the chance of saying
    'bless me father, for you have sinned"

  • @michaeldwyer2244
    @michaeldwyer2244 Год назад +4

    House: Must be my lucky day!
    Me: Speak for yourself!

  • @averagefreedomenjoyer8209
    @averagefreedomenjoyer8209 2 месяца назад +1

    The McPoyles are a crazy bunch

  • @edwardbrito4010
    @edwardbrito4010 Год назад +5

    You can’t eliminate a symptom… how about my hallucination Scotch explains that lol 😂

  • @couriersix7504
    @couriersix7504 2 года назад +76

    It’s nice to see that kumar went on to become a doctor after all. Wonder if he still eats White Castle.

    • @benjaminrapp7418
      @benjaminrapp7418 Год назад

      That's Kumar...

    • @couriersix7504
      @couriersix7504 Год назад +2

      @@benjaminrapp7418 you got the reference didn’t you 😂

    • @afrophoenix3111
      @afrophoenix3111 Год назад

      Incidentally, there's one just up the road from the Princeton-Plainsboro area. Might've made for a fun nod in the show.

    • @someordinarydude9147
      @someordinarydude9147 Год назад

      @@afrophoenix3111 Also, I believe they both take place in jersey. I haven't seen harold and Kumar in a long time but I believe that took place in jersey

  • @CarolineMosesComedy
    @CarolineMosesComedy Год назад +2

    Strange that he survived with Wiskott-Aldrich all these years without knowing that he had it, considering that people with it are usually diagnosed in infancy and without treatment, usually do not survive to adulthood.

  • @roachdoggjr111
    @roachdoggjr111 2 месяца назад +3

    Is that one of the McPoyles?

  • @PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay
    @PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay 6 месяцев назад

    This episode has most likely given us health scares of us potentially waking up one day to find parts of our limbs had fallen off such as toes

  • @keiongaustad8091
    @keiongaustad8091 Год назад +6

    So what I’ve noticed about this show is sometimes they do bloodwork when they admit a patient unless it has something to do with the story then they accidentally find out that the patient has aids

  • @Chichiandkelvin
    @Chichiandkelvin 10 месяцев назад

    House was really loving this priest

  • @integral
    @integral Год назад +11

    "God I wish you weren't a pedophile," is nominated for the top ten list of best House quotes.

  • @melchiorvulpius4799
    @melchiorvulpius4799 9 месяцев назад

    "Aacht, mein spleen!" would be the best line from any 60s WWII movie.

  • @IsaacChoo88
    @IsaacChoo88 Год назад +5

    i like how House just jump to "AIDS" conclusion

  • @55Quirll
    @55Quirll Год назад +2

    Yep, too much Scotch will definitely bring on the Hallucinations.

  • @doodleboi4744
    @doodleboi4744 3 месяца назад +4

    3:54 Me watching old Minecraft youtuber videos

  • @Pablo-V
    @Pablo-V 5 месяцев назад

    My respects to all the doctors out there, I could NOT fathom going to a patient to check things and find myself their toe just fell off and having it in my hands
    You're all super brave and deserve all the respect

    • @toasterteostra5906
      @toasterteostra5906 4 месяца назад

      Those people practise on corpses during med school I think a necrotic toe is pretty tame after you go through that a couple of years.

  • @Animalfoot
    @Animalfoot Год назад +3

    McPoyle swapped places with Cricket.