Let me try, next song will be: A horror story about a pet pig who is trying to kill him only when he is on the toilet. Don't know wie didn't have a horror story song yet :D
@@Gralaer I do like your idea & it seems to track with other Tom songs, but isn’t human centipede horror? I mean the song smashes, but when I actually looked up the movie to see if it was real, I almost threw up. I’ll never unsee that _horror_ (but again, Tom’s song is fantastic as if that was ever a question)
@@noodle3218 Never seen Human Centipede only heard of it, and that was enough :D But the song Red Flag was more a creepy romantic song, I think a creepy horror song, or funny horror song would be kinda interesting...maybe...don't know, I don't even do music xD
Not true, the night before he released "Aerial Roots", I told my friend at dinner: hey I bet Tom is going to make a song that's especially for the South-East Coast Australia Bonsai Community.
I know he does improv but I get that vibe from lots of his tracks, clearly day to day things spur on these ideas. Always makes me so intrigued to know what must have occurred haha
I think my favorite think about every Tom Cardy song is the possibility of Schrodinger's Situation: did something in real life spawn this or is Tom just existing on a plane of infinite amazing ideas. All I know is: he's not a cop.
I love the reaction after they say “you are a virgin” in perfect sync, it’s so natural you can almost convince me that there are two totally different people and not just the same guy twice.
@@foxinabox5103 Not really it’s an ace flag picked from the character in front of it (Acearola from Pokémon sun and moon) but it does look a lot like that flag! (I also watch one topic at a time btw!)
@@i_am_Emmet ayy, another one topic enjoyer. oh neat! I love the bi flag with the ace flag purple. But the ace flag with the bi purple is meh for me, i love the original ace flag better.
this is such a nice thing to write! Thank you mate. I think I need to live a little more in the moment, this is a sign for me to put in a bit more effort!
@@tomcardy1 Whatever you do you find a way to make it entertaining. No matter the effort, we will enjoy it but the higher effort videos are a real treat.
I was literally typing a text to my dad when the notification for this came up and for a split second I thought my phone had gained sentience and was using it to give me bad advice
My dad's an Australian living in America, and he's volunteered at our local high school enough to the point where there's been a fan club started for him
I like to imagine this Micheal is the same Micheal from Monster Truck. He bit Tom one too many times and now he's getting his revenge by flirting with his dad.
Tom is unstoppable. He's like a sausage-making machine, except instead of making bangers he makes bangers. Like it or not, "He's too dangerous to be kept alive"
I had this -exact- relationship with the Dads of two different friends. Shoot the shit, learn life skills, make fun of my friend and high five his Dad. Top tier shit.
This song took on a whole new meaning for me today. A close friend of mine died yesterday but what makes this relevant is he was my friends dad who I had meet years ago and ended up hanging out with more than the friend. I sent this to her barely two months and we laughed cause she knew it was me and her dad lol. RIP Brian. You truly were a rare breed and one of the best.
The way Michael immediately knew what was happening when the friend request was sent insinuates that flirting with his friends dad's is a pattern of behavior.
Seriously speaking, if some boy has a really absent father figure, bonding with a friend's dad can be one of the only remaining recourses to learn how to positively express traditional masculinity.
Imagine going to the therapist for issues related to your friend flirting with your dad & them teasing you, as opposed to being molested/beaten/verbally or financially abused/victim of hate crimes or trafficking, etc. I have a lot of friends who are social workers and they do a much better job than I ever could of being compassionate to everyone who comes through their doors. It would be hard for my internal reaction of "Congratulations, you have no serious problems" not to show on my face.
It's uncanny how much Tom can look like a dad. This is the 10th time I watch this video and I only now consciously acknowledge that it's actually him playing both characters. 10/10
holy shit i relate to this so much. im a girl and every female friend ive ever had would basically do this with my mom, and i would always joke to myself in my head that they were trying to flirt with my mom by bullying me with her because they wanted approval from a mother figure so desperately
Don't ask me why but this man's silly songs are the only thing that helps me actually get my house clean/food cooked with my ADHD executive disfunction
I was just thinking about you and how I'd like to listen to a song you've created. So I came here and now I get a brand new one. What a magical experience.
Dude I can't imagine the nightmare it would be to be bullied at the same time by a man who knows all of my aunts and a man who knows all of my ex girlfriends
the groove in the last 30 seconds is so powerful it finished up all my my small home repairs, unstripped the screws I couldn't get out of the wall and fixed that dodgy light socket
Tom Cardy is a never ending stream of that random musical goodness that we all crave. From the most mundane of topics to robots (but are suspected to not be actual robots) who drink human pee, Tom makes it catchy and crazy hilarious.
This is my all time favorite Tom Cardy song, holy crap dude. I just watched this 4 times in a row. And I have forced it upon SO MANY of my friends. I'd pity them, but they should thank me for exposing them to this treasure trove of quality!
Can't believe this came out so close after Sub-Radio finally released a full version of "Stacy's Dad" ... all the stars are aligning for the perfect Hot Dad(flirt) Summer!!
i don't understand why nobody is talking about the insane instrumental especially the part at 0:39 with the persian scale(?) sounding part how are you this good man what the hell (also how many synths do you have, this had to have took a lot of them)
Every day I listen to your music over and over again, I feel like I'm in an addictive loop to your music and so researching and listening to other of your music, I see that this was the one that shocked me the most lately because every day I like a new music of yours. and I can't stop listening to it at dawn, they are so silly but funny that I can't stop laughing even though I don't speak English. What would it feel like to flirt with your friend's father HAHAHA
I'm 28 and I have a license, but I don't have a (working) car. And I live in a rural area where having a car is a necessity to find work. I've been getting rides to and from work by my dad. So yeah, it stung.
And again this proves that Tom can make a comedy song literally about anything. Ah, the beauty of comedy songs😍 By the way I laughed like crazy, thanks Tom👍
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I showed my dad this and he’s response was “Seems like an interesting feller”
I’m outside
@@tomcardy1 he says “hmmmmmm that is creepy but I have two cold Coors lights and a game recorded”. Jesus he is such a dad….
@@tomcardy1 nice amount of likes (unless someone changes it :( )
@@ayanaanaya1210 how is it with tom cardy as stepdad
@@quaelgeist3337 pretty nice tbh
was feeling slightly sympathetic to the poor son, then he started going on about bitcoin and i fully committed to team dad flirting
don't know how it took you that long frankly
I love how the start implies this dude is known among his friends for flirting with their dads
Step 1: flirt with the dad
Step 2 through 4: ???
Step 5: be able to ground your friend for beating you when gaming
Step 6: Profit
@@doctorwholover1012 genius
i thought it was the other way, like his dad kept being flirted with
i used to be banned from meeting other peoples parents for this reason
This proves that 100% nobody can predict what tom cardy will make music out of next.
Let me try, next song will be: A horror story about a pet pig who is trying to kill him only when he is on the toilet.
Don't know wie didn't have a horror story song yet :D
@@Gralaer Hu Man Centipede
Or when the cosmic being Louis possessed him?
@@Gralaer I do like your idea & it seems to track with other Tom songs, but isn’t human centipede horror? I mean the song smashes, but when I actually looked up the movie to see if it was real, I almost threw up. I’ll never unsee that _horror_ (but again, Tom’s song is fantastic as if that was ever a question)
@@noodle3218 Never seen Human Centipede only heard of it, and that was enough :D But the song Red Flag was more a creepy romantic song, I think a creepy horror song, or funny horror song would be kinda interesting...maybe...don't know, I don't even do music xD
Not true, the night before he released "Aerial Roots", I told my friend at dinner: hey I bet Tom is going to make a song that's especially for the South-East Coast Australia Bonsai Community.
Soulmates, but like.. the platonic kind that you often flirt with.
You've just described what the best male friendships are like.
Soulmates, but like... the platonic kind that you often have intercourse with... platonically.
qpr
I think it's called a "historical friendship"
@@famousj6 Rhett and Link
I don't think I can express how much I love your fucking songs.
Please don't flirt with my elderly father.
@Emotional D shut
i *will*
thanks! and no!
@@tomcardy1 you have inspired me to take after you, i'm going to flirt with your father now
@@tomcardy1 h a h
Tom wants you to call your mother, but he’ll call your dad
Oh and also it’s connected because this is the Bitcoin man and possibly little Michael from monster truck all grown up
It's a ploy. He wants you to get your mother out the room
@@cinnabard955 don't forget high five
@@cinnabard955 and never gonna mike you mike
It's a ruse!
“STOP TRY’NA FUCK MY DAD!”
We really need a Tom Cardy Quote Book!
A calendar with each month presenting a new quote
@SaphiraSeraphina :(
This feels like it was made in response to a very specific situation.
I know he does improv but I get that vibe from lots of his tracks, clearly day to day things spur on these ideas. Always makes me so intrigued to know what must have occurred haha
Like a tired french lady who stays tired to smoke more cigarettes.
That's the Tom Cardy special.
Tom's birthday dinner gone wrong
Like all of his songs 😂
Every song Tom comes out with is better than the last.
Don't click that link
I believe that’s the goal when posting music
I think "Don't Touch My MonsterTruck" is the best one so far, but yes, the trend is upwards in quality.
They are all great but monster truck, and business man are still my favorite
nah, nothing beats HYCYB
I think my favorite think about every Tom Cardy song is the possibility of Schrodinger's Situation: did something in real life spawn this or is Tom just existing on a plane of infinite amazing ideas. All I know is: he's not a cop.
I’m not a cop
@@tomcardy1 I can tell from the business tan.
hes making you lots of money in business land
I love the reaction after they say “you are a virgin” in perfect sync, it’s so natural you can almost convince me that there are two totally different people and not just the same guy twice.
What's that flag on your pfp?
@@foxinabox5103
It’s the Asexual flag! :)
@@i_am_Emmet omg, its the ace flag with the swapped out purple from the bi flag right??? I saw that meme once in One Topic's channel
@@foxinabox5103
Not really it’s an ace flag picked from the character in front of it (Acearola from Pokémon sun and moon) but it does look a lot like that flag! (I also watch one topic at a time btw!)
@@i_am_Emmet ayy, another one topic enjoyer.
oh neat! I love the bi flag with the ace flag purple. But the ace flag with the bi purple is meh for me, i love the original ace flag better.
I love that the flirter is named Tom, to signify that yes, Tom Cardy does flirt with dads. And you cannot stop him.
also the Michael dude appears in his songs several times and he always suffers bc of how weird people around him are
I like how he strikes a bodybuilding pose when he says “Hetero man way”. Really sells the straightness of it
reply above me is a classic telegram scam, don’t fall for it
I am so unbelievably happy I am here in this moment to enjoy this shit. Tom Cardy, you're an icon. Never fail to suprise us
this is such a nice thing to write! Thank you mate. I think I need to live a little more in the moment, this is a sign for me to put in a bit more effort!
@@tomcardy1 this interaction is so pure and sweet, I love it
@@tomcardy1 Whatever you do you find a way to make it entertaining. No matter the effort, we will enjoy it but the higher effort videos are a real treat.
@@tomcardy1 you’re an inspiration to cops everywhere
@@tomcardy1 alternatively you could ditch us all and go hug a capybara
I am told it is the only guaranteed path to true inner peace
I was literally typing a text to my dad when the notification for this came up and for a split second I thought my phone had gained sentience and was using it to give me bad advice
“bad” advice. Tom gives no bad advice
This is maybe the best coincidence I have ever had the privilege to witness
So, how'd he take it?
My dad's an Australian living in America, and he's volunteered at our local high school enough to the point where there's been a fan club started for him
Wow! That's cool. Or uncool for you?
I'd love to flirt with your dad mate
@@BenDaresAll depends on the day tbh
Damn...
(Sounds hot)
I agree, is your dad hot? SHOW US
he isn't flirting, he's trying to be the new father.
When you want to be your friends dad but you don't want to replace the original dad
yea, he wants to be the new father by marrying the old one 🙏
@@sourwitch2340 This is the future Liberals want for American *pensive emojI* smdh head
hes flirting to become the new dad! hope this helps
I was vaguely uncomfortable throughout the whole video, but the rushed "stop trying to fuck my dad" at the end absolutely sent me
word
I like to imagine this Micheal is the same Micheal from Monster Truck. He bit Tom one too many times and now he's getting his revenge by flirting with his dad.
Could he also be the same Mike who touched a boob and passed out?
1:34 The energy from the Dad dance kills me. 🤣
Tom is unstoppable. He's like a sausage-making machine, except instead of making bangers he makes bangers. Like it or not, "He's too dangerous to be kept alive"
Looks like his grandfather made a banger.
Bangers and s-mash hits
that's a strange comparison xD
The "wet the bed" high note wins the video
I had this -exact- relationship with the Dads of two different friends. Shoot the shit, learn life skills, make fun of my friend and high five his Dad. Top tier shit.
This song took on a whole new meaning for me today. A close friend of mine died yesterday but what makes this relevant is he was my friends dad who I had meet years ago and ended up hanging out with more than the friend. I sent this to her barely two months and we laughed cause she knew it was me and her dad lol. RIP Brian. You truly were a rare breed and one of the best.
The way Michael immediately knew what was happening when the friend request was sent insinuates that flirting with his friends dad's is a pattern of behavior.
See you’d think the the guy flirting with your Dad is an undercover cop, but what you don’t realize is your Dad is actually just easy.
absolutely love all the way Tom does callbacks. Noticeable if you're in the know, but not obnoxious or required
L
@Ulekius what's the callback here? i think i've seen most of his videos but didn't spot it
@@andythompson89 the friends name.
@@andythompson89 The little brother also wears the same outfit from his monster truck song iirc
@@andythompson89 The freinds name, and his obsession with bitcoin
Can we all just appreciate the highly accurate Ned Flanders cosplay for a second? It's intentional, right? Right??!...... -right-
It’s J R R Tolkien as the father
Deep down, every dad wants to flirt about BBQ and emotionally traumatizing their son.
The genuine brilliance of dad dancing. Tom’s physicality is constantly underrated because of all the other talents.
Tom's usage of musical layering is so sweeeeet. What a banger.
this is infinitely funnier to me because my father's name is michael so it feels like tom is flirting with my grandfather
Finally, someone else who has the same urges as me. I guess we in the hivemind without cops are all the same
Cops are not welcome to be part of Louie
another banger about the worst guy imaginable, you've done it again Tom Cardy
Yeah, Michael really is the worst.
"Shut up, virgin!"
Seriously speaking, if some boy has a really absent father figure, bonding with a friend's dad can be one of the only remaining recourses to learn how to positively express traditional masculinity.
Damn, what a gem I just stumbled on 4:00 in the morning, *I LOVE (your dad)IT!!!*
If this is your first time here you better check out the rest of this weird rabbit hole of songs tom makes
I do appreciate the iconic Dad dancing in this vid
That line to get a driver's license hit like a truck lol. Hello I'm Michael, I'm 24, and I've yet to pass my driving exam. Congrats on the song mate.
Here I am, dancing alone in my living room, to a song about a guy flirting with someones dad and a little brother saying "ugh".
Absolutely brilliant. 10/10. My favorite video you've ever done.
Imagine having issues explained so well, that all you have to do when you go to the therapist is show them one of these videos
Imagine going to the therapist for issues related to your friend flirting with your dad & them teasing you, as opposed to being molested/beaten/verbally or financially abused/victim of hate crimes or trafficking, etc. I have a lot of friends who are social workers and they do a much better job than I ever could of being compassionate to everyone who comes through their doors. It would be hard for my internal reaction of "Congratulations, you have no serious problems" not to show on my face.
@@lynkissa What, is it a competition for who has the most serious issues now? Lol
@@theabyss310 Not if the therapist is any good, no.
I did not expect the virgin, that had me cracked up for the rest of the song.
Exactly! Then the quick "STOP TRYIN'A FUCK MY DAD" at the end was the cherry on top.
It's uncanny how much Tom can look like a dad. This is the 10th time I watch this video and I only now consciously acknowledge that it's actually him playing both characters. 10/10
Out of all the bangers that aren’t on Spotify yet THIS is the one I need a full version of the most
How can something so dumb be so relatable? I'm definitely guilty of "flirting" with my friends' parents
holy shit i relate to this so much. im a girl and every female friend ive ever had would basically do this with my mom, and i would always joke to myself in my head that they were trying to flirt with my mom by bullying me with her because they wanted approval from a mother figure so desperately
Don't ask me why but this man's silly songs are the only thing that helps me actually get my house clean/food cooked with my ADHD executive disfunction
Ill be sitting and refusing to actually do the thing untim I finally put on one of his songs xD. Executive dysfunction is so weird
Today is my dad's b-day so now I'm scared
as you should be
Tom knows, Tom knows.
He is coming.
Happy birthday to you dad, tell him I'd love to speak to him about ww2 ;)
@@weewooweewoo3156 😦
0:28
IS NO-ONE SERIOUSLY GONNA TALK ABOUT HIM HITTING THAT?
I live for days on which we get a new Tom Cardy video
1:34 has to be the best thing I've seen all month
Any video where Tom's impeccable knees make an appearance is a treat in my book!
When you wake up to a gem....
This man just never misses huh?
“…can you stop not having your driver’s license?” The best!
I need more of Tom’s Dad-Dancing. Makes my day
1:17 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THOSE HIGH NOTES IN “WET THE BED” ??? SO GOOD????
No matter how shitty I'm feeling, your videos can instantly make me smile and laugh. Thank you, Tom. Thank you so much.
I was just thinking about you and how I'd like to listen to a song you've created. So I came here and now I get a brand new one. What a magical experience.
Dude I can't imagine the nightmare it would be to be bullied at the same time by a man who knows all of my aunts and a man who knows all of my ex girlfriends
the harmonies at 1:21 make me ascend
Dad’s falsetto at 1:16 is truly impressive.
Your acting skills are underrated. Perfect expressions every time.
tom i would kill for this to be on spotify
the groove in the last 30 seconds is so powerful it finished up all my my small home repairs, unstripped the screws I couldn't get out of the wall and fixed that dodgy light socket
I want this playing on the radio. 👍👍😂😂
Tom Cardy is a never ending stream of that random musical goodness that we all crave. From the most mundane of topics to robots (but are suspected to not be actual robots) who drink human pee, Tom makes it catchy and crazy hilarious.
1:26 guess Tom told him his big brother touched his monster truck
I have seen this exact relationship more than once and I will now forever describe it as flirting instead of unofficial adoption
This is my all time favorite Tom Cardy song, holy crap dude. I just watched this 4 times in a row. And I have forced it upon SO MANY of my friends. I'd pity them, but they should thank me for exposing them to this treasure trove of quality!
Don't ask how many times I've watched this since it was posted. Just don't. It's embarrassing. I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed.
Are you still watching?
Well now I am
Can't stop coming back to this. It's a recipe for instant dancing.
OMG dude 🤣🤣🤣 i don't know what got me more, the end or the little brother parts.
The Flanders cosplay on the Dad tho 🥸
So, Tom has entered into a flirtship with his friend's dad this week. Noice
this is gonna live rent free in my head for a while and i have no idea what to do
Can't believe this came out so close after Sub-Radio finally released a full version of "Stacy's Dad" ... all the stars are aligning for the perfect Hot Dad(flirt) Summer!!
Need this to be on Spotify to begin my playlist about dads
My second attempt to get you to put this on Spotify. Please. This is my favorite of yours.
If my friend’s dad invited me to a Bruce Springsteen show that friend would become my friend’s son
Plot twist: Tom is actually a cop
The little brother just made me laugh out loud on the train. I’m pissed but I’m entertained
unironically motivated me to get my license at 24 thanks tom!
Every time you release a new song it's legitimately the highlight of my day, keep up the good shit Tom. You're a bloody legend
i got this notification when i discovered the stacy's dad parody.
great timing, mr. cardy
As a dad this is not my truth …yet ….fecking hilarious
Another absolute banger Tom
I can't get over how fkn catchy this song is though
i don't understand why nobody is talking about the insane instrumental
especially the part at 0:39 with the persian scale(?) sounding part
how are you this good man what the hell
(also how many synths do you have, this had to have took a lot of them)
That whip effect on "Just wanna BBQ, with you know who, you're fucking ✨️Dad✨️" fucking kills me! 🤣
I honestly wouldn't be mad with you dating my Father Tom, you'd get to be my Step-dad, that's definitely worth it
Weirdly enough this is the cutest dynamic
tom cardy youtube notifications are most definitely
s p e c i a l
This song makes me so damn happy. Also the dad dancing is my aesthetic
Oh man I only just noticed that the little brother is wearing the same shirt as the monster truck kid. Love the Tom Cardy Cinematic Universe
Every day I listen to your music over and over again, I feel like I'm in an addictive loop to your music and so researching and listening to other of your music, I see that this was the one that shocked me the most lately because every day I like a new music of yours. and I can't stop listening to it at dawn, they are so silly but funny that I can't stop laughing even though I don't speak English.
What would it feel like to flirt with your friend's father HAHAHA
00:19 Phew! I thought for a moment that I had to stop flirting with your dad but since I am very much gay this song can't possibly be about me :)
Yeah Im gonna need a full version of this on spotify buddy
As a 24 year old without a license that last one stung
I'm even older and that was painful. I did not expect to be roasted tonight.
I'm 32 and my dad keeps asking me to please get a license already XD
I wonder if theres an age where it stops being a pain to not have a license. At 27 i can say i have not hit that phase yet
I'm 28 and I have a license, but I don't have a (working) car. And I live in a rural area where having a car is a necessity to find work. I've been getting rides to and from work by my dad. So yeah, it stung.
2 of my closest friends are late 30's/nearly 40 and they've never had licences. Been bumming lifts from me for 10 years.
I'm not resentful about it 🙃
I genuinely can't freaking stop watching this. Must. Get. The socks
It's 2 am and I've had this on loop for four hours. Thank you
And again this proves that Tom can make a comedy song literally about anything. Ah, the beauty of comedy songs😍
By the way I laughed like crazy, thanks Tom👍