Mind Fight
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- Опубликовано: 23 янв 2022
- After about 7 hours of reflection I generally resolve conflic with strangers or coworkers by imagining that we are both in a very public place, they say/do something objectively horrible on top of whatever they actually said/did, prompting me to justifiably sweep their leg and catch their ankle high in the air to leave them dangling and swatting at me pathetically as their embarrassing pocket content rains down on their stupid dumb faces. I am not necessarily applauded, but women present (there are a lot) see me as a fantastic partner. The whole process is best enjoyed over about 10 minutes for replays, and it helps if I'm on a bus or suppose to be working.
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The wet, soapy commitment that Tom had to the bit makes it that much better
Someone should put "Wet Soapy Commitment" on a t-shirt!
You put it down so eloquently, while my thirsty ass was just "haha towel man hot"
@@Microondah He's a towel man, with a soapy plan.
@@TPixelAdventures to create arousal in some fans
@@Microondah tom made it the thumbnail... he knows we thirsty AF lol
Truly, the best part of a Mind Fight is the lack of legal repercussions.
My mind fights always end up considering legal repercussions, it's such a bummer.
@@Giskeoutdoors thats so true god damn!
@@Giskeoutdoors Even in my mind things don't play out the way I want them to. .__.
@@neil2444 yeah I've lost a bunch of mind fights..
@@BurriedTruth I even go through mind first aid and 911 calls😅
This is truly relatable, I’m gonna make my mind think about how this hurt my feelings and start a fight. Just. You. Wait.
You know, I really look up to Tom Cardy. How dare you start a mind fight with him! You seem like a bad guy, later I will imagine you as just that and imaginarily uppercut your head off of your body with absolutely no imaginary legal repercussions. Yeah, I went there.
@@bigboibebop damn, sorry dude. I see that my comment made you really angry. YOU seem real angry here. Later I will imagine sending you a gif "death threats" and then actually doing these things. No hate dude, this is all in my head, so there's no real legal repercussions 🤗
@@suntash6840 You know I look to that guy you just replied and I think you're a bad guy and will uppercut your torso off like fallout new vegas.
Anyone ever had a mind fight with 6 of their friends because these friends misinterpreted their dark humour and general weird character as real threat while everyone involved were all on LSD, so then they tried to coerce you into suicide, and if you didn't kill yourself they would then kill you themselves?
Then you called for police but only an ambulance came who tried to tell you to go back with your friends who were trying to kill you the last 12 hours so you ran away from the ambulance and friends cause no one believed you and now you're in hiding trying to get the story out in weird RUclips comments, partly because you're traumatised, and partly incase your friends get to you before your story is properly heard, it's some insurance that will help the truth will get out. Also while believing that there's no such thing as free will yourself so you don't actually want your friends to be punished or suffer in anyway because it's not theirs or anyone's fault, it's just how the universe is unravelling (if you don't know much about the free will vs determinism debate go listen to or read Sam Harris' book called 'free will' for a start then objectively look at any counter arguments from anyone and question everything then come back and have a slightly more educated and reasonable opinion) all this while slowly gaining the trust of your family, therapist, and a few close friends.
No? Me neither
Tom Cardy please help me if anyone's gonna save me in this absolutely insane world it's probably you.
And if you can't find a little time to contact me, and dig a little to see this story could be true, try checking your butthole.
Had to get one gag in there as I know it's a bit heavy, but seriously please help me.
At the very least you could make a song about a delusional weird guy if it pans out to be untrue..
Joeltholomew@gmail.com
@@Sylar-451 buddy. Just chill out, I feel you. Trippin balls and feeling like your friends are gonna kill you isn’t a good experience, and I’m sorry you feel like your friends don’t understand you. Things don’t usually escalate to the point your anxiety tells you they will. Check your email, I’ll send you my discord so we can talk about it.
Love the implication that he genuinely could uppercut someone's head off and is completely undefeatable but just doesn't ever do it because of legal issues
For me it's always the mind discussion. Where you find the perfect comeback, only like 2 days later and you're like "shit, should've said that".
Always, like 3 days after i think of something and I’m like “Fuck, that would’ve been great”
P.S. Need a creative insult? Try this one: You’re like the heel of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you but no one wants you. Also: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you. Or (my personal favorite): I can explain it to you, I can’t understand it for you.
In French they have an expression for that: “l’esprit de l’escalier” which translates to “stair spirit”. A shitty spirit that hides on the stairs out of each building to whisper people the witty responses they missed.
Ed Byrne has an entire routine about things he wished he’d said in arguments. This has that energy, and I’m here for it
This is so relatable it hurts.
This is… i can’t tell you how much I feel this
"Champion" as a threat is something I'm very happy Tom taught me. Please don't stop creating.
Yeah, alright legend.
(I'm sure you know where that's from as well ;) )
You bet, big wheels.
@@Tripas350 You bet I do!
@@settingsgear5602 Oh snap and big wheels! So many ways to confront a jerk that I'll hopefully never have to use
He got him with both barrels when he called him mate and champion in short succession.
Surprisingly fit shirtless Tom is a strange inclusion, but I'll allow it
Allow it? I welcome it!
surprising ? didn't you see his legs ? dude is hot af
It a mother fucking highlight!!!
This mother has been hitting the kettlebell
Allow it? I was wishing for it!
how can he just bump out this quality content so regulary?
Either:
A. Ludicrously talented.
B. A savant with....issues.
C. SERIOUSLY good drugs.
Quite possibly a combination of all of the above. Regardless, I'm jealous as fvck.
This is a relevant question
Hard work!
And maybe some drugs.
easy. its his real daily struggles in his life. especially the bit about anxiety, the issue with the tent...
“FINE. I will listen to this one all day every day as well.”
Soapy muscle toned Australian guy embraces an undeniably villainous bloke in a mental battle to the death and wins.
His ex-girlfriend, therapist, and crush were all very proud.
We, are all very proud.
Shirtless Tom Cardy was a gift to us all and i appreciate it.
I've only won like 40% of my mind fights. How are you guys doing so well; who taught you?
I was trained by Neo, Luke Skywalker, and Solid Snake all at the same time.
SpongeBob
It’s not a fight if you believe it Portillo
The secret is to go after weak points, like gouging eyes out, ripping testicles off and mention opponent's weight and mother.
My self-esteem coach
They show up and do the fighting for me…
this man really just called out all us introverts in less than 2 minutes
yup
i did it this morning. so yeah...
Extrovert here, also very called out
Your loss, extrovert here and the girl I have a crush on always appears and gets pushed for no reason
Not ALL introverts. I might be quiet, but don't come for me, Champion~ I'm quiet...just not shy.
Lets appreciate the fact that he got out of the shower midway for this video
Or showered specifically for this..
@@mido3ontheway I'd like to imagine that he was in the shower when he had the idea and ran into his recording room like he was Archimedes and began recording the video.
@@coralcrowglow Or it could be whipping cream and he never showered..
The possibilities are endless.
@@mido3ontheway indeed they are
I like the idea that he's not mind-fighting them because he's afraid of losing a real fight and getting hurt and/or looking like a lil bitch, but rather, he's mind-fighting them because he's actually *crazy strong* and one punch to the solar plexus would just detonate their entire body, and he doesn't want to deal with the legal consequences of both accidentally murdering someone and revealing to the world that he has super strength
3 seconds of shirtless soapy Tom is all the thirst-trap we need. Thank you sir u_u.
imagine if he did only fans lol 😍 🤣
I prefer shirtless at the beech with his son Tom from the Hey I Don't Work Here music video.
Every part of this song is both a masterpiece and a call out, a true Tom Cardy classic
This will be the song that plays in my head after I deal with a rude customer.
Just saying there should be a purge day for retail workers where one day a year we get to fight customers.
I would become a politician to make this happen.
Not even fight, just a day where we can talk back in any way we see fit instead of smiling through all the BS
@@issac2615 ooh let's make it a regular thing like quiet hour
@@issac2615 let's normalize service workers taking no shit
Some friends and I have discussed this, and I’ve concluded that the optimal solution is to let anyone working in retail beat up ONE customer per year. Any day, any time, but just one. Customers won’t know if an employee has taken their fight day yet or not, and so will be nicer. Customers may still be willing to take more chances being rude toward the end of the year, but workers will also be likely to save their fight for the holidays.
I get scratched up a bit, but in the end I always win my mind fights after an appropriate amount of almost losing.
like oh no, i’m pinned down what will i dooooo… oh wait your hairs dangling in my face and i have a hand free YOINK’
Got to make believable for the audience with the right amount of suspense
When theres no legal repercussions its always a win. I'm also not surprised if Tom was in the shower and suddenly decided to run out to take those shots
I am sure that some people are now happy seeing him shirtless.
Me included. This has been my childhood dream.
Tom just had to go and show he's better than us in every way by taking his shirt off.
That was like the opposite of ‘my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined’
Lol what is the opposite??
this feels partly like an excuse to be half naked while singing but im not complaining
Really enjoying that the "Most replayed" part is Tom wet in a towel. Deep dedication to thirst out here y'all. Commendable.
I... I HATE how relatable this is. The part about the people I know in the audience and the person like... pushing my gf or whatever. You might as well have just singled me out by name and roasted me
GET ROASTED!!!
Tbh me too lol
You didn't say your name and no one told him your name, but he knows your name and he'll bully you.
That's so funny because no one ever admit or confess to mind fighting, yet we all do it.
It's nice to know Tom Cardy doesn't struggle with his living situation, because this whole man is living in my head rent-free.
The fact that this guy can post bangers almost every week just shows that he's really talented and should be way more famous
This is my first time being this early to a Tom Cardy release. OMG IT'S LIKE HEAVEN
Same
"While I'm taking a shower, I can defeat you at any hour" slaps so hard for some reason
If it wasn't already, "mind fight" is now in everyone's lexicon.
i love how you keep coming up with these random highly specific but still super relatable scenarios and create absolute bangers based on them
(in a dream last week) I told a cop that was engaged to a coworker I worked with a decade ago "sorry pigs eat outside" when they asked if they could come hang with me and some other people ordering takeout. felt great for the rest of the day
lmaoooo i’m cackling
This kept popping in my head in the most recent episodes of Stranger Things. I have come to be with my people who also quietly sang "MIND FIGHT!" and laughed to themselves. 😁
SAME
Every single one of his songs are so specific and yet. They all hit jackpot somewhere in my brain
On this blessed day we all get to see Tom shirtless
Brilliant haha. This really deserves some mind praise in 7 hours when I'm sat bored and smile thinking back to watching this
I watch this video and the first thing i see is a hairy half naked man singing about fighting in their own head-
Damn Tom’s been working out
Absolute Banger! Need more of your songs on Spotify to blast them everywhere! :D
I want him to tour RSL clubs and 20 something bars..
After watching stranger things most recent episodes, I got reminded of this banger. Mind fight!
I thought it was gonna be a battle between 2 dudes with telekinesis but they all they can do is read and send thoughts so it's just a contest of who can make the other react more and be embarrassed in public through insults
but this is also really good but too relateable
As someone named Nathan this hits a little too close to home 🥲
Love the music man! Keep up the great work!
i'm definitely forwarding this to capcom because these fight poses are next level
7 hours later is a vast underestimate, I’m going to be doing this 17 years later. Also pretending to be interviewed in the shower for a book I haven’t written
The visual comedy is what always gets me. The half tucked in shirt is causing me more breathlessness than covid ever could, holy shit.
Looking big there Tom! Gotta be in the best shape if you want to mindfight!
I admire Tom's strength of mind to get out mid shower and sopping wet to wander around his place to film. Really shows the commitment to the art.
I so appreciate all this man's work. Thank you Tom! ♥️🖤
I’m deeply disturbed by the level at which I relate to this.
This is very relatable as I do this in my dreams near enough all the time when I feel angry, it's definitely a great coping strategy lol, another great song Tom👌
The whole world could really benefit from a 10-minute club mix of this song.
I have a terrible habit of getting into mental arguments when someone says something to me that puts me in a bad mood and I've recently started using this song as a way to pull me out of that head space. Thank you, Tom Cardy, for giving me an effective medication for one of my biggest problems
Careful, Tom. Getting in to a fight is a really great way to blow your cover.
I just found your videos & I’m a total fan girl now.
Love your work!
Haha! I'm sure we all do this with different scenarios in mind. One of my favorites is imagining that I'm actually cool and interesting enough for someone to want to hang around with me
Ngl the comments have been really eye opening 😂
had no idea how common this stuff was
Every now and then you provide me with serotonin I severely lack. Thank you
No lie... I wake up every morning listening to your songs. It makes me pumped for the day.
Damn, Tom. You've been putting in work the past few months and it shows! Keep it up!
First rule of mind fight club: you don't talk about mind fight club
Omg this had be laughing so hard I almost revisited my lunch.
A solid 10/10. Amazing work Tom 👌❤️
Just gotta say that you are one of 3 new channels ive found in as many years that made me subscribe, you do quality nonsense and make the world a more fun silly place... also just good skillz brah, love you later!!!!!!
You're a fucking genius, this is both funny but also fucking nice to listen to, it's that perfect mix where you listen to it the first time to laugh, and then you actually jam to it for real. Keep going man.
I love how literally every song this man makes is a banger.
The fact that you fully lathered up in commitment to the bit has ensured that you receive my full algorithmic engagement.
i honestly don't know how you can make these bangers so fast... you're a god
Im just here for my weekly rewatching of all the bangers.
Holy shit.
This will hit close to home for a LOT of people. Awesome
You're an absolute genius, dude. Wish i was you, or could be with you
This released on my birthday. Thanks
Hahaha this is great! Another funny song and a great way to start the day; listening to a great Tom Cardy song!
Your ability to consistently make songs this good is impressive
I always hide an imaginary knife in my boot when I go to a mind fight, just in case.
Thanks. I love watching your videos
Good god you're on fire with these Tom. I had to pause One Person Tent to come over and listen to this one.
It’s a good day when Tom cardy posts
Another banger. Really loving this one.
HES AT IT AGAIN! Perfection my dude!
I love that after a while of not hearing the song I still remember majority of the lyrics and can sing along almost perfectly.
As soon I saw the title I knew exactly what this song would contain. I felt it in my *soul.*
Thank goodness there's a new video, unfortunately Ive had the entirety of Reg Flags stuck in my head today
Thanks I really had a bad day today,
this ironically made me less angry today. Thank you.
obsessed with this being a universal experience... thank you for being actually brave enough to voice it (~*~musically~*~)
I've just realized that a good two thirds of Tom's songs are just him mind-fighting rude French girls and that kid who kicked him when he knocked over his monster truck.
Literally incredible every time
God this is one of my favorites.
could listento this on loop
Another relatable banger that isn't treading on well covered territory. Classic Tom Cardy.
Best song ever for my birthday!
Please sir, I need a longer version so badly
The first time I watched this video I had an overwhelming urge to shower and I have yet to feel like that ever again
This is somehow the most niche and most relatable content I’ve ever seen.
The lead-up to the first chorus is simply exquisite.
How do his simple little costumes look perfect every time
Congrats on #11 and #17 on jjj hottest 100! A great achievement and well deserved!
This speaks to me on a spiritual level....
Only thing I hate about all of your videos is how you make me feel like an old man every time RUclips tells me to rotate my phone to make it vertical. But I’ll never tire of your sweet sweet melodies.
I'll be listening to this 7 hours later in my mind
Get it TOM! Congrats on the Hottest 100!
This song is the only glaring omission on a spectacular second album.
Obligatory "must be based off a real life event" lol. Great song!