Porky's butthole voicemail

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @shortladd3487
    @shortladd3487 2 года назад +2617

    Translation and explanation:
    I've been callin' y'all for better than a month, griping about y'all, every time Looney Tunes come on, y'all put Porky's Bu*thole on, I figure last night, and the second the cartoons come on, it was Porky's freakin' ol' Bu*thole, I said "Surely, y'all ain't gonna put the last two on Porky's freakin' Bu*thole", I, nah y'all are gonna die [if] you'all don't put Porky's freakin' Bu*thole on last dang' ol cartoon like you'all did this morning.
    I've seen the dang 'ol crap a half-a-million-and-a-half times.
    I don't see why in the heck y'all think these dang ol youngins are gonna sit there and watch Porky's dang ol Bu*thole, time after time after time after after [d-ol] time, and don't y'ever get tired of it, like-
    and, yesterday, y'all, I got up 7:30 in the morning, and watched all day, and I don't think y'all was right on time with y'own show all dag-gum day. I went to bed last night, wantin', wantin' to get- get one right.
    But y'all was wrong, still wrong. I was gonna say, I guess I'mma gonna have to call the FCC about shuttin' y'all's butt down.
    Y'all don't I just don't, you don't think no three-year-old kid's gonna buy, buy something, buy a dag-gon armload of stuff, cause y'all put'n those dang-old commercials on, dropping that crap on and on and on, it don't matter crap today, cause you was 5 minutes late this time, you gonna be 5 minutes late next time, cause you gonna drop those freakin' commercials on, till, till y'all get ready to... quit, yo.
    For some reason y'all think you're got'dang job every 10 minutes a commercial's on every dag-ol time, y'all get through, every time a show goes off or somethin. I dun-no.
    [click] - end of message
    He’s been calling to complain for over a month, tired of seeing the same show (Porky's Bu*thole), so often.
    He tuned in to watch last night, and it was “Porky’s freakin ol' Bu*thole”, over and over, until the early morning.
    He doesn't understand why they would think kids want to watch Porky's bu*thole over and over.
    He was up all day watching this channel from 7:30 to night and the shows were always late, because of commercials.
    He’s tired of the commercials. Specifically, he repeatedly complains they cause the shows to be 5 minutes late.
    He wants to complain to the FCC to try to get the whole station shut down (it sounds like, because of the commercials).
    He further doesn’t understand why there has to be so many ads for so long. It's not like kids are going to rush out to buy armloads of stuff they see in the commercials, just because they appear so frequently.
    Dang 'ol Boomhauer here isn't calling to complain about Beavis & Bu*thead like Mike Judge thought, he was tuning in to watch Looney Tunes at a specific time, like 7:30 right on time. But, the last show, also Looney Tunes, hadn't ended yet, so he ends up watching right as Porky Pig is giving the "That's all folks!" outro against the famous concentric red circular backdrop - in what I would assume this guy thinks looks like a bu*thole. Thus: Porky's Bu*thole. Then it goes straight to commercials for 5 minutes and the episode that he was planning on watching doesn't start until 7:35.
    So he's complaining that the episodes are offset and he keeps tuning in at what he thinks is the beginning, but it's actually the end of the last episode when Porky is saying the show is over.
    In the 90s Looney Tunes aired on Nickelodeon, which was owned by Viacom along with MTV. So it's conceivable that he was trying to reach Nickelodeon (which explains why it's primarily kids toy commercial he keeps getting), and ended up reaching someone at Viacom who assumed it must have something to do with Beavis and Bu*thead and forwarded it to Judge.
    (edited to pass youtube's comment filter)

    • @GamesNosh
      @GamesNosh 2 года назад +271

      incredible

    • @Raykak
      @Raykak 2 года назад +241

      thank you for your service

    • @uncledaisy
      @uncledaisy 2 года назад +300

      Hillbilly voicemail equivalent of Jean-François Champollion deciphering the rosetta stone

    • @Wakka121
      @Wakka121 2 года назад +107

      Freaking Sherlock Holmes over here! Nice work figuring all that out! Love the theory!

    • @shortladd3487
      @shortladd3487 2 года назад +281

      The Universe is a strange thing, if the utterly confused receptionist at Viacom in the 90's hadn't incorrectly forwarded the call from this hillbilly angry about Looney Tunes and commercials to Mike Judge's answering machine, we'd have never got Boomhauer as we know him.

  • @samsamkin4647
    @samsamkin4647 Год назад +704

    If Mike Judge never received this call, Boomhauer probably never would've existed.

    • @ABlueyFan
      @ABlueyFan 5 месяцев назад +9

      I think he would’ve just with a different voice

    • @scodybee
      @scodybee 4 месяца назад +24

      @@ABlueyFanBoomhauer with any other voice is certainly no dang ole' Boomhauer.

  • @uncledoctor6920
    @uncledoctor6920 2 года назад +445

    Mike Judge's impression of this guy was spot on

    • @Genin99
      @Genin99 Год назад +36

      He imitated this guy in the process of creating and playing Boomhauer.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 11 дней назад

      He talks a lot slower than Boomhauer.

  • @ThisLateHistoricalHour
    @ThisLateHistoricalHour 2 года назад +1635

    I grew up in Appalachia and I see why Mike Judge called it incomprehensible, but this man is actually calmly explaining his mild complaint about the scheduling, content, and commercial interruptions of looney tunes.

    • @uTubeNoITube
      @uTubeNoITube 2 года назад +1

      Dang ol, Porkys butthole.
      Thank god for this tbh or we never would've had Boomhauer as we know him. :P

    • @Selfency
      @Selfency 2 года назад +96

      Hell i'm in the panhandle and i've met so many people who's spoke almost just like this, you can normally use context clues and fill in the gaps to get what they're saying pretty good.

    • @evilcoleslaw
      @evilcoleslaw Год назад +58

      Except the death threat near the start. "Y'all gon' die..."

    • @johnnysmith86
      @johnnysmith86 Год назад +109

      I'm pretty sure he meant they played the show so much it was like they would die if they didn't play it that much.

    • @ellamayoelloelle
      @ellamayoelloelle Год назад +68

      @@johnnysmith86 that’s 100% what he meant. Not a threat at all.

  • @uTubeNoITube
    @uTubeNoITube Год назад +777

    Thank you to 3 people:
    1.) Mike Judge for preserving this gem for more 25-30 years
    2.) The caller
    3.) And last but not least, whoever obtained it and uploaded it to this youtube channel

    • @Atreus21
      @Atreus21 Год назад +30

      Wait wait, this is really it? This isn't a fan creation?

    • @EveryoneIsStupidButMe
      @EveryoneIsStupidButMe Год назад +8

      Its not real...

    • @nakfoor1846
      @nakfoor1846 Год назад +8

      @@EveryoneIsStupidButMe How do you know?

    • @clouds-rb9xt
      @clouds-rb9xt Год назад +25

      @@Atreus21Tbh it sounds genuine. I think it's real

    • @lillemon1873
      @lillemon1873 Год назад +40

      @@EveryoneIsStupidButMeon Jimmy Fallon Mike said he still has the messasge and that it’s a minute and a half long. Its real

  • @BobbyLCollins
    @BobbyLCollins 2 года назад +460

    Also, this is best played back at 1.5 speed. Absolute Boomhauer.

  • @FlameAdder
    @FlameAdder 2 года назад +642

    What I really like is that not only did Mike base Boomhauer's mannerisms off this but in the first episode he even uses the "I been calling y'all people better than a month now" when Boomhauer's making his "ain't no computer" rant to the twig boy.

    • @seaweed_eater
      @seaweed_eater 10 месяцев назад +6

      my thoughts exactly

    • @aaronafrah
      @aaronafrah Месяц назад +2

      ''All day gum day"🤣

  • @Odincdaj522004
    @Odincdaj522004 2 года назад +762

    "All. Dad. Gum. Day." gets me every time.

    • @kyleboutilier6005
      @kyleboutilier6005 Год назад +27

      0:53

    • @TRVPHAUS
      @TRVPHAUS 5 месяцев назад

      no

    • @Ricardosucio
      @Ricardosucio 5 месяцев назад +3

      Not only that, but he also ‘went to bed wanting to get one right’. Poor guy can’t catch a break from sunup to sundown

  • @andrewmorrice9139
    @andrewmorrice9139 2 года назад +172

    "Porky's Butthole" was one of the best Looney Tunes!

    • @RayPruitt-ji9jx
      @RayPruitt-ji9jx 4 дня назад

      How can Porky be inside of his own butthole at the end of Looney Tunes episodes while saying "That's All Folks"? This guy obviously flunked science and physics.

  • @palamabron2481
    @palamabron2481 Год назад +81

    Most Boomhauer part about it is the end when he just says "sumpin', I don't know" and hangs up.

  • @cmmmmmmmw
    @cmmmmmmmw Год назад +76

    I love how he just runs out of gas at the end and say "I dunno" and hangs up.

    • @RockandrollNegro
      @RockandrollNegro 6 месяцев назад +3

      ALL. DAD. GUM. DAY.

    • @someuser4166
      @someuser4166 2 месяца назад +1

      Tbf he's been calling them for over a month he states 😂

  • @brendonclarke8927
    @brendonclarke8927 2 года назад +502

    Hilarious. I guarantee this guy had about 27 cans of warm natty ice before he made this call.

    • @katiealvord5550
      @katiealvord5550 2 года назад +28

      *natty light. Kept in the back of the pickup until properly warmed in the sun

    • @WonkaVator72
      @WonkaVator72 2 года назад +12

      ...and at least another ten _during_ the call.

    • @CivilizedWarrior
      @CivilizedWarrior 2 года назад +8

      Yeah what’s the deal with that? My grandpa was a hick from pennsyltucky and he always talked about drinking beer warm. I always just thought he was nuts lol

    • @raquel.garcia.1995
      @raquel.garcia.1995 2 года назад +5

      @@CivilizedWarrior when it's warm you get buzzed faster because your body doesn't have to stop to warm up it before digesting it

    • @jmoya2001
      @jmoya2001 2 года назад

      @@katiealvord5550 why you gotta make me vomit like that lmao

  • @snaxandsoda
    @snaxandsoda 2 года назад +393

    It just gets harder and harder to understand the longer it goes on 😂

    • @rpaul9578
      @rpaul9578 2 года назад +25

      Hah. I grew up in the south and understand the whole thing.

    • @ericmckenzie1221
      @ericmckenzie1221 2 года назад +6

      @@rpaul9578 From Missouri. Same...this is the sound of our people

    • @Th3UprightMan
      @Th3UprightMan 2 года назад

      @@ericmckenzie1221 Fetal alcohol syndrome, medically retarded monstrous products of incest, you mean, surely?

    • @jdude311
      @jdude311 2 года назад +8

      @@rpaul9578 PLEASE I NEED A TRANSCRIPT WHAT IS HE SAYING IVE ONLY GOT A SNATCH HERE AND THERE OF “BUTTHOLE” IM FUCKING DYING WHEEZING OVER HERE

    • @greatvaluecorndog
      @greatvaluecorndog 2 года назад +1

      he's blackout drunk with a wad of dip in his mouth probably

  • @Walter_Sobchak_43
    @Walter_Sobchak_43 2 года назад +89

    This is the kind of guy that would argue with himself if you called and played this back to him.

  • @younesakdah1803
    @younesakdah1803 Год назад +50

    This voicemail and the whole story around the inception of Boomhauer is just magnificent.

  • @jackblack3718
    @jackblack3718 Год назад +359

    You gotta appreciate how Mike Judge was unable to decipher the meaning of this for two decades and yet the internet solved the mystery in a week once they got it.

    • @HarpsiFizz
      @HarpsiFizz Год назад +49

      It's pretty cool, but in Mike's defense, the internet was able to solve it because it was many people working together. He was just one person trying to solve it with his individual experience in life.

    • @Cookieboy70
      @Cookieboy70 Год назад +24

      Bruh, he's just a guy, the internet is like a collective hive mind of different countless people, of course someone would figure it out.

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Год назад +23

      People who solved it were people who grew up understanding the language used. Like me, man is mad they keep showing porky’s butthole and not looney tunes

    • @wheedler
      @wheedler 8 месяцев назад

      @@Cookieboy70 Yeah, that's what we've gotta appreciate.

    • @mrwednesdaynight
      @mrwednesdaynight 8 месяцев назад +1

      If not for the subtitles I wouldn't get it either.

  • @notwilshire
    @notwilshire Год назад +70

    As a man who grew up in rural Mississippi, I understood this entire message.

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat Год назад +9

      I'm one state over in AR and I understood the whole thing too.

    • @Nephentine
      @Nephentine Год назад +5

      Missouri here and yeah, people talk like that all the time here 😂

    • @lisapineapple
      @lisapineapple Год назад +3

      LOL! Me too.

    • @vicrattlehead8665
      @vicrattlehead8665 Год назад

      If this was Spanish I would’ve been able to. There are in fact Mexican redneck accents. I have to focus ultra hard when I get the older southern customers at the parts store I work at 😭

    • @Leodicaprionardo
      @Leodicaprionardo 11 месяцев назад +1

      Same but I grew up on the opposite side of the country

  • @ottagol1985
    @ottagol1985 2 года назад +124

    And thus Boomhauer was born.

  • @redeadhead4
    @redeadhead4 2 года назад +411

    If this is real, this is like the Holy Grail for overenthusiastic KoTH fans like myself

    • @AidenJustPlayin
      @AidenJustPlayin 2 года назад +27

      Tell ya what man dang ol' talking bout,really,yo.

    • @johnspinelli9396
      @johnspinelli9396 Год назад +12

      This is real

    • @DragonMasterSubo
      @DragonMasterSubo Год назад +10

      @@johnspinelli9396 0 proof of that unfortunately

    • @jackramirez6897
      @jackramirez6897 Год назад +4

      @@DragonMasterSubo’s real, Mike judge talked about it on jimmy kimmel, he said this guy was the inspiration for boomhauar

    • @DragonMasterSubo
      @DragonMasterSubo Год назад +39

      @@jackramirez6897 yes, he stated that there was a voicemail left. Not that this was it. This was made afterwards.
      The poster has 0 evidence of this being real.

  • @professors84
    @professors84 2 года назад +112

    The guy complaining about the amount of commercials they used to have on 90s MTV is extremely relatable

    • @stuckgrenadepin.225
      @stuckgrenadepin.225 17 дней назад

      Even more relatable today with yt doubling up on every ad break. Two ads, two ads, two ads, two ads. I wish rumble worked better and had more educational and diy content, I would drop YT in a heartbeat.

    • @chillydawgg4354
      @chillydawgg4354 14 дней назад

      Get an @d bl0cker

  • @HarpsiFizz
    @HarpsiFizz 2 года назад +27

    I kinda like how he worded it. "It's like you're gonna die if you don't put (that show) on." And "it's like you think 3 year olds are going to go out and buy things, what with how many commercials you air during cartoons".

  • @josh24441
    @josh24441 Год назад +67

    I always have to ask myself if this guy is aware that he pretty much created boomhauer with this voicemail.

  • @rogerwalnut
    @rogerwalnut 2 года назад +94

    Tell you what talkin' bout dang ol' history, man

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 2 года назад +74

    Man, can you believe Zach Galifianakis said all this?

  • @bighuge1060
    @bighuge1060 Год назад +21

    If this is legitimately the inspiration for Boomhauer's voice, this video is a treasure.

  • @dbateman
    @dbateman 2 года назад +83

    This dude has a point about commercials. There's like too many of them and stuff.

    • @Whiteboykun
      @Whiteboykun 15 дней назад

      too dadgum many 'uh 'em n' stuff, sump'n, I dunno. *hangs up*

  • @andreazavareei6548
    @andreazavareei6548 2 года назад +420

    This sounds like a real tape that has been in storage for a long time. If you listen real closely to the gaps between his words you can hear the words from a second or so earlier echoed. That's because the magnetic ferrite impressions of the audio magnetized the layer of tape under it. A similar effect is heard in Led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love. It's called print-through.

    • @neszero
      @neszero 2 года назад +17

      u the sound designer from reddit? lol

    • @qualityinspection
      @qualityinspection 2 года назад +1

      No that's false

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 2 года назад +32

      If so, that lends some legitimacy to this recording. Yeah, somebody might’ve faked it based on details that Mike Judge has mentioned about the recording, but who would think to include a detail like that specific form of magnetic rot?

    • @jamesdean3014
      @jamesdean3014 2 года назад +42

      I think it's real just by the nonsensical words used. It's harder than you might think to rehearse gibberish like this.

    • @Russty_copper
      @Russty_copper 2 года назад +4

      *got nothing to say bc my mind blown*

  • @careercriticalthinker
    @careercriticalthinker Год назад +26

    This is a court stenographer's worst nightmare.

  • @jasonmurdoc9533
    @jasonmurdoc9533 Год назад +13

    1:36 I’m so glad “Yo” was actually used

  • @johnnypolo1983
    @johnnypolo1983 2 года назад +231

    What a fantastic upload. Definitely a "deranged hillbilly guy" as Mike called him.

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Год назад +3

      Not deranged, Mike just clearly doesn’t understand southern speak, you don’t call someone whose German deranged for speaking German.

    • @Ogkishy27505
      @Ogkishy27505 Год назад

      @@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606u do when u comprehend tone😂😂

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Deranged, perhaps not. Drunk? Oh yeah

  • @mistertamura6190
    @mistertamura6190 2 года назад +51

    I always thought Mike was exaggerating. He wasn't.

  • @mrwednesdaynight
    @mrwednesdaynight 8 месяцев назад +3

    I am literally laughing out loud, hard to the point of crying. Mike Judge is an absolute genius. We don't deserve him.

  • @wcsoblake85
    @wcsoblake85 8 месяцев назад +1

    I watched the interview with Conan where Mike Judge talked about this voicemail. I am so glad I finally got to hear it. Thank you to whoever uploaded this.

  • @jasobres
    @jasobres Год назад +8

    "I've bin callin' y'all people better than a month now, gripin' 'bout y'all ever' time that dang ol' dog across th' street start yappin' her jaw twenty-four hours a day an' ain't nobody answered, how come? How ya s'posed ta come out an' don't do anythin' about that dog if yer jus' gonna go? Dang ol' computer ain't gonna go come over an' shut that dang ol' dog up!"

  • @jaedaens
    @jaedaens Год назад +5

    It's great to have this kind of history preserved! Thank you!

  • @TheProphegy
    @TheProphegy 11 месяцев назад +6

    If only this guy knew what he created. lol. Dude is wasted and helped create a great character.

  • @redteller
    @redteller 2 года назад +302

    99% sure this is it. Lines up way too good with how Mike describes it in his interview

    • @Pyrepenol
      @Pyrepenol 2 года назад +57

      could be because someone made it bc of the interview

    • @redteller
      @redteller 2 года назад +91

      @@Pyrepenol if they did, then that was an A+ performance

    • @huaxiong1990
      @huaxiong1990 Год назад +14

      @@Pyrepenol But based on the interview, we're led to believe he thought the name of the show was "Porky's Butthole". However the context of this voicemail suggests he's actually referring to Porky Pig and he's complaining about the amount of commercials. If it was faked based on Mike Judge's description of the call, I think the faker would've made more explicit references to Beavis & Butthead. Still not enough to disprove that theory entirely, but just some food for thought.

    • @acquasanta6676
      @acquasanta6676 Год назад +2

      A clue is that it's talking about the end of the cartoon when Porky sticks his head out of a hole and says "th,th,,, that's all folks"
      Pigs head sticking out of hole in the screen, the end spelled out.
      Hence the pig's head is sticking out of, the end.
      Porky's But Hole .
      It's a joke .

    • @ChickensinHighDef
      @ChickensinHighDef Год назад

      ​@@huaxiong1990I think you're spot on, no way would this be a faked call and have nothing to do with what Mike Judge thought it was about.

  • @matthewgg9286
    @matthewgg9286 Год назад +33

    If you speed up the voice in 1.25x, he has the exact sped pace as Boomhauer talks in King of the Hill

    • @Lupo32
      @Lupo32 Год назад +2

      * 1 X 75

    • @andrehamilton4340
      @andrehamilton4340 Год назад +5

      I sped it up to 1.25x and finally was able to fully understand what he’s saying. I actually get now why they say country folk talk slow and city fellers speak fast 😂

    • @SharonVeeLee
      @SharonVeeLee Год назад +1

      I'm crying. Omfg.😂

    • @fortunateson2
      @fortunateson2 9 месяцев назад

      Ironically at that speed I understand everything that he's saying 😂😂

    • @SBRS47
      @SBRS47 8 месяцев назад

      I heard it was not exactly 1.25x but more like 1.3158x

  • @tim_5183
    @tim_5183 2 года назад +21

    Love how as it goes on it gets more and more insane 😂

  • @BanjoBitty
    @BanjoBitty Год назад +12

    I could listen to this voice all day. 😂

    • @corey-bird3489
      @corey-bird3489 Год назад +1

      I do hope people find mine soothing but Boomhauer’s inspiration being a real person is wild

  • @jessed3884
    @jessed3884 10 месяцев назад +6

    having now lived in east Tennessee for 5+ years, I understand everything boomhauer says. before I understood nothing.

    • @nomadcowatbk
      @nomadcowatbk 8 месяцев назад

      where else have you lived? Loserana? Oklahoma? California? New York? Hot Springs? Wichita Falls?

  • @KaiserMazoku
    @KaiserMazoku 2 года назад +48

    The forbidden knowledge has been released.

  • @dash8no7498therailfan
    @dash8no7498therailfan Год назад +2

    This is the best rant video RUclips ever has. Dong ol’ Boomhauer man, givin ol mumblin’ cartoon character man.

  • @zackcarman7845
    @zackcarman7845 3 месяца назад +2

    I used to live in Boyle County, Kentucky, and i was born there. I would hear people down there talk like him quite often.

  • @hillbillydelux
    @hillbillydelux Год назад +7

    Having grown up in rural Texas, I understand everything he said. 😂

  • @arieldanielle23
    @arieldanielle23 2 года назад +161

    When you grow up around drunk people in East Texas this is all perfectly understandable.
    I mean, it doesn't have much of a solid train of thought, but the words are there.

    • @aubydauby
      @aubydauby 2 года назад +9

      Is it bad that I had no problem understanding him

    • @arieldanielle23
      @arieldanielle23 2 года назад +9

      @@aubydauby nah you're just one of us

    • @dylandelarosa9856
      @dylandelarosa9856 2 года назад +5

      ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

    • @Steve-mk9le
      @Steve-mk9le 2 года назад +3

      @@aubydauby I'm from WV and plenty of drunk hillbillies sound just like this.

    • @AdamWulfric
      @AdamWulfric 2 года назад +1

      I'm from Detroit and I understood everything just fine you don't have to be from the south to understand so 🤷‍♂️

  • @Rylix5
    @Rylix5 2 года назад +229

    You would think this is rare but it's not. I work in a call center and struggle to dictate/translate people who are this incoherent every day. It's real. Great vid, thank you for the luls.

    • @crymeariver5470
      @crymeariver5470 2 года назад +2

      You admitted to working in a call center. There is no no such thing a a legitimate call center these days.
      Leave asap and work at McDonalds until you find a honest job.

    • @LegitosaurusRex
      @LegitosaurusRex 2 года назад +49

      @@crymeariver5470 Tf? Who do you think picks up the phone when you call customer service?

    • @winklestiltskin
      @winklestiltskin 2 года назад +14

      I used to have to type insurance statements and this shit is as real as it gets.

    • @SillySymphonyXD
      @SillySymphonyXD 2 года назад +23

      @@crymeariver5470 you're the type who never reads terms and conditions then gets frustrated why customer service can't give you a brand new item or plan for free xD

    • @mertde
      @mertde 2 года назад +2

      We may have met in a manner of speaking.

  • @BobbyLCollins
    @BobbyLCollins 2 года назад +146

    If you're able to interpret this dialect (which I am), he's not even complaining about the show itself, but rather about the disproportionate number of commercials that ran during the broadcast, and he was 100% right. It's all academic today because EVERY TV show now runs more commercials than actual show, but back in the early 90s that wasn't nearly as common or pervasive. So in essence, this was a legitimate protest against what has now become the status quo on television. Also keep in mind this was mere months before MTV began to shift from 24-hours-a-day music videos to 24-hours-a-day "reality" television, ultimately leaving Porky's Buttlhole as one of the last sources of actual music on the Music Television Channel. If only we as a culture had listened to this man's words instead of that there dag ol accent of his...

    • @Xhalonick
      @Xhalonick 2 года назад

      Except they went on to ban aggressive advertising towards children during television. So you're saying it's worse now because.....?

    • @BobbyLCollins
      @BobbyLCollins 2 года назад +21

      @@Xhalonick because it's now aggressive advertising towards all sentient beings. Or did you skip through the ad that popped up when you clicked on this video?

    • @Xhalonick
      @Xhalonick 2 года назад

      @@BobbyLCollins imagine getting ads on RUclips lol, that proves your intelligence is low

    • @generic840
      @generic840 Год назад

      @@Xhalonick thats fucking bullshite i tune to the kids channel and its ads and ads they dont even do those small shorts anymore its just ads then you get 2 episodes max and then a buncha ads for crappy toys kids no longer even bother pestering with like no crap kids would rather watch idiots on their tablets than to sit through the ads like damn

    • @psychosaucepan4841
      @psychosaucepan4841 Год назад

      WHAT is porkys butthole though

  • @Loader2K1
    @Loader2K1 6 месяцев назад +7

    God bless this hillbilly for getting the name of _Beavis & Butt-Head_ wrong and helping in the creation of one of the best characters on _King of the Hill_ . XD

    • @juankusoff
      @juankusoff 4 месяца назад

      He wasn’t even talking about Beavis & Butthead, he was mad about Looney Tunes 😂

  • @angel_dawn_morningstar
    @angel_dawn_morningstar 9 месяцев назад +3

    Bubba's been in the cotton-pick'n moonshine again 🤦‍♀
    😇❤

  • @skelter1153
    @skelter1153 Год назад +6

    This guy..... probably isn't with us anymore.
    R.I.P. Hill Bill🕯

  • @adonis9555
    @adonis9555 Год назад +11

    these needs to be saved in a vault for humanities sake

    • @corey-bird3489
      @corey-bird3489 Год назад +2

      RUclips is that vault

    • @MadChiller
      @MadChiller 21 день назад +1

      This would be the main attraction to & the best addition to the Library Of Congress..Dadgummit!!! LOL

  • @BigZ971
    @BigZ971 Год назад +7

    Born and raised in the south. I can unfortunately understand every word.

  • @vladimirlazic7090
    @vladimirlazic7090 6 месяцев назад +6

    Hes talking about the end sequence in Looney Tunes where porky says "thats all folks", he thinks porky pig is ju ping out of his own asshole and hates that, due to commercials, he had to watch it while his show should have been playing. Im not sure if i heard correctly, but i think it was followed by another cartoon. This is like forbidden poetry.

  • @Naigung
    @Naigung 2 года назад +26

    This reminds me of first moving to VERY rural GA. I swear I thought it was a foreign language and I just stared at people like I was being pranked constantly.

  • @none11ification
    @none11ification 2 года назад +11

    "Porkys freaggin ol butthoe"

  • @Debbie-e2e
    @Debbie-e2e 9 месяцев назад +2

    Mike judge rules long live beavis and butthead,,,,i wish i could get this mans autograph......and mike judges too. 😉 thanks for the upload.

  • @uTubeNoITube
    @uTubeNoITube 2 года назад +11

    "Dang. Ol. Meg. Lo. Mart!"

  • @XboxGamer24
    @XboxGamer24 17 дней назад +2

    The angry voicemail that gave us one of the best animated characters of all time

  • @desktorp
    @desktorp 6 месяцев назад +5

    He does raise several good points.

  • @kevinfelton689
    @kevinfelton689 6 месяцев назад +4

    And this was the Genesis of Boomhauer.

  • @Imaginary_Matt
    @Imaginary_Matt 2 года назад +13

    I've never actually HEARD a trailer with shag carpet before this. But this is totally what it sounds like.

    • @LUKEY_D_FRESH
      @LUKEY_D_FRESH 2 года назад +3

      a shag carpet trailer, but with wood vinyl walls, empty natty light cans, and a fine patina of cigarette ash.

  • @Williamtipq
    @Williamtipq 2 года назад +18

    If it this was this accurate imagine what the guy who inspired McVicker must’ve been like IRL

    • @BroadwayRonMexico
      @BroadwayRonMexico 2 года назад +2

      My high school's counselor sounded almost like a dead ringer for McVicker. Made me laugh every time

  • @blasto1926
    @blasto1926 4 месяца назад +3

    This makes me think of when Homer called NASA and Bill Clinton to complain lol.

  • @robotron17
    @robotron17 2 года назад +11

    These people are real! My neighbor talked like Boomhauer. It literally took me years to fully understand what he was saying.

  • @johnschatz9829
    @johnschatz9829 4 месяца назад +4

    0:53 “All daggum day!”

  • @TrillBelichick
    @TrillBelichick Год назад +6

    Can’t even lie. It sounds like my Ex-Wife’s father. 😂😂😂
    Rest in Peace Scott

  • @PhilipMarcYT
    @PhilipMarcYT Год назад +4

    Porky's Butthole and Butt-Head: The Show 🤣

  • @Delightfully_Witchy
    @Delightfully_Witchy Год назад +5

    One of the main reasons it's so incomprehensible, is that the caller "called a better part of the month" and doesn't feel the need to provide context for his subjects any more. ("Porky's Butthole") I'm betting the first few calls were clearer.

  • @MicahYaple
    @MicahYaple 2 года назад +16

    Translation:
    "I do not understand why you are playing reruns back-to-back of Looney Toons daily. I do not believe children will purchase merchandise featured in the commercials.
    The commercial time length exceeds the slotted times I see listed in my TV Guide.
    Please fix this, thank you."

  • @michaelreardon303
    @michaelreardon303 Месяц назад +1

    You have done GODS WORK. This is what we needed. Thank you thank you thank you 1,000,000%

  • @NickGoblin
    @NickGoblin Год назад +5

    This is one of those things that gets funnier when you think about it more

  • @malicant123
    @malicant123 9 месяцев назад +3

    When comedy writes itself :)

  • @MrMusicGuy1980
    @MrMusicGuy1980 2 года назад +4

    The best rant I have ever have the pleasure of entering my brain.

  • @PhilipMarcYT
    @PhilipMarcYT Год назад +3

    The more I listen to this and Boomhauer, the more easily I understand them. 🤣

  • @raulbarros8077
    @raulbarros8077 Месяц назад +2

    I can’t believe it’s real 😂😂😂 holy shit man 😂😂

  • @9ner
    @9ner 19 дней назад +2

    holy shit this was even funnier than mike's explanation

  • @DavidKennedy1
    @DavidKennedy1 2 года назад +86

    Assuming the subtitles for this were not manually added, you have to be amazed at the precision of the youtube voice to text engine. (Turn on CC to see what I mean)

    • @prltqdf9
      @prltqdf9 2 года назад +12

      Assuming? It says "English (auto-generated)" right there.

    • @andrewrobinson1634
      @andrewrobinson1634 2 года назад +8

      Honestly for auto-generated captions they're not that bad. Pretty good even.

  • @Sir4everKcRoyal
    @Sir4everKcRoyal Месяц назад +1

    I love that I know exactly what this was in context to without even a description 😂

  • @kc476
    @kc476 Год назад +1

    I had the honor of hearing about this in person when I met Mike Judge in 2016! His impression of it was spot on.

    • @aquax3978
      @aquax3978 9 месяцев назад

      Do you think this is legit

  • @WesaTwoRivers
    @WesaTwoRivers 14 дней назад +1

    I’m from the Smokey Mountains and this guy sounds like the a good portion of the people that lived around where I grew up.

  • @DisgruntledPigumon
    @DisgruntledPigumon 2 года назад +19

    How far we’ve fallen as a people. Back in those days even a hillbilly would say “surely”.

  • @erikkillmonger5624
    @erikkillmonger5624 6 месяцев назад +2

    If you learn nothing from this, you learn the many usages of the word "da'gone".

  • @portalmaster2
    @portalmaster2 Год назад +7

    Put at 1.5x speed for the real boomhauer

  • @robmausser
    @robmausser Год назад +3

    If anyone is wondering what the caller is referring to as "Porky's Butthole" its this Looney Tunes ending here: ruclips.net/video/0FHEeG_uq5Y/видео.html. The caller is complaining that the shows are offset because of commercials running long, so when he goes to watch a show at 7:30, he keeps seeing this when he turns the TV on. Which he assumes is a butthole, with Porky in it.

  • @wizardwill17
    @wizardwill17 9 месяцев назад +4

    Boomhauer, I didn’t understand a word you said.

  • @JonasPolsky
    @JonasPolsky 2 года назад +5

    MTV's programming isn't designed to be watched for 16 hours straight.

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum Год назад +6

    Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a gat danged hot dog.

  • @RolandDuke
    @RolandDuke Год назад +6

    The birth of Boomhauer.

  • @BlackieBloomberg
    @BlackieBloomberg 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love how it has absolutely nothing to do with Beavis and Butthead

  • @matzpimp
    @matzpimp Год назад +3

    Thank god for this voicemail to actually make an actual t v show

  • @gerardomacedo8910
    @gerardomacedo8910 6 месяцев назад +2

    Wow that's creativity, a character for 12 seasons from that

  • @thekarlkeeper8727
    @thekarlkeeper8727 8 месяцев назад +5

    But *how* did he get “Porky’s Butthole” from “Beavis and Butt-Head”, except maybe the word butt in the title?

  • @chrissullivan6403
    @chrissullivan6403 2 года назад +15

    Proto-Boomhauer

  • @themumblebrapper
    @themumblebrapper Месяц назад +1

    seriously killed me the first time I ever heard Mike say "porky's butthole"

  • @Taped0uT1
    @Taped0uT1 2 года назад +12

    For best effect, 1.25x speed

  • @aftonair
    @aftonair 10 месяцев назад +1

    Holy God in heaven, this makes me happier than I have any right to be.
    And I'm not even 100% certain what he's saying.
    And yet, ... happy.

  • @cornchipz
    @cornchipz 2 года назад +6

    The transcript killed me. This is so amazing

  • @jonch009
    @jonch009 Год назад +1

    OMFG this is golden! I've laughed during the entire video.

  • @MoosevilleNational
    @MoosevilleNational 2 года назад +8

    This is like the warped step-cousin of that jive talk from the movie "Airplane," I don't think you *can* translate this! 😆