La vaguelette but I hear it too bad (Misheard Lyrics)

Alright, let's see how entertaining my lack of knowledge in French can be!
The watermark is unironically destroying my sense of self-importance but so be it because I am happily broke:) #french #furina #genshinimpact #misheardlyrics #music

[@Sergus914]

As a french guy even me at one point i was sure they were saying Furina

[@Jean-Rin28]

What are they actually saying? Just curious lol

[@-Jus_dorange-]

She said " fleurira "
Which actually means *to bloom* conjugated in the future way thingy.... Yea- that's it-​@@Jean-Rin28

[@Jean-Rin28]

@@-Jus_dorange- ohhh. Thank you. So, if I'm guessing correctly, this is a Future Simple conjugation system similar to Spanish, where you add an ending to the infinitive depending on the pronoun (in this case it's a 3rd person pronoun, so it's -a)?
yes, I am a beginner linguist and I care

[@sunburst3476]

​@@Jean-Rin28yep exactly!

[@justami]

​@@Jean-Rin28As a spanish speaker yes you are right, "fleurira" is similar to "florecer" which also means bloom

[@bearcatmage]

"wish" (shows intertwined fate) was so funny

[@Jean-Rin28]

Thank youu✨ it was the first thing that came to my gacha-obsessed mind

[@avanadark2080]

Daaaaanm😂

[@Anthony55554]

The fact that im french makes it 10 times funnier🤣💀😭

[@mist_immortal]

Essential shark chànel has the same vibe as gradually watermelon 😂

[@Jean-Rin28]

OMG YES I love Twisted Translations😍

[@Saihamaru]

i tried to not laugh watching this vide--
"essential shark chanel"
ok i lost

[@user-dr3pb9rx4i]

She is a Taiwanese who likes France very much, but netizens are so smart that they have evolved Funina and she can speak several languages.
admire! admire!
He is because it is originally in French, and if it is translated directly into English, it will make him laugh.

[@cysol]

That's so funny to see when we are french !

[@kakavakakkakava]

0:55 How I laughed at the image of Martha, I'm a bad person 💔💔💔

[@Jean-Rin28]

you're not a bad person, you're just Heather Chandler

[@RandomFriskChannel]

Ah, si je pouvais virve dans l'eau, le monde serait-il plus beau?
(Ah, if I become one with the springs, can the world's wonder be restored?)
Nous pandonneras-tu, ô chère mère?
(And will you forgive us our sins, dear mother?)
L'eau dans son courant fait danser nous vies, et la citè, elle nourrit, ansi que toi, mon doux amour...
(The water's flow puts the dance in our step, it nurtures or city, and thee, my beloved...)
Man: But what about your wish?
Furina: My... Wish..?
Man: If you become human... You can reveal your secret to no one! You will face suffering, and loneliness!
Non, le grand amour ne suffit pas... Seul un adieu fleurira.
(If only love were true enough... But alas, I must bid thee adieu.)
C'est notore histore de vie,
(Our love is but a sweet fairytale.)
Douce et amère, moi, je suis et serais toujours là, à vour le monde sa beauté, et ça ne changera jamais, jamais...
(I am here, and i shall remain, to behold the world in all its beauty, until the end of time...)

[@TasnIya-qr5ux]

I was expecting qiqi in place of the vision

[@kin_iko]

I saw egrills version and I still remember the lyrics of that 😭

[@thesyalonikatarima4163]

OMG I can't stop laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[@bok9596]

This is genius

[@quantumtheabyssalwolf950]

Every time it says “Chanel” I heckin lose it XD

[@Meowise-ul9tt]

I asked the Siri on my iPad if it knew Alexa and it said “ I’m a big fan of good listeners and helpful beings” 🤦🏻

[@user-sf2zq7rc7p]

Furina after seen this video: 😐

[@_.kelsa._]

Ah, si je pouvais vivre dans l'eau
Le monde serait-il plus beau ?
Nous pardonnera tu, ô chère mère ?
L'eau dans son courant
Fait danser nos vies
Et la cité, elle nourrit
Ainsi que toi, mon doux amour
Non,
Le grand amour ne suffit pas
Seul un adieu fleurira
C'est notre histoire de vie,
Douce et amère
Moi, je suis et serai toujours là,
À voir le monde et sa beauté
Et ça ne changera jamais, jamais...

[@AIKO-oh8jr]

CHANEEEEL

[@mikochan5221]

The fact i learnt how to sing it bcz of this video 😂😂😂

[@Jean-Rin28]

dang gotta try it now

[@catdoesthings3333]

How to learn French
Step one: This video
(I wanna try that now too tbh 😅)

[@redfox846]

Je pige rien 😂😅

[@-Gogo.25]

Il est pas français il me semble, en gros il met des images de ce qu'il "comprend" par exemple le "Jamais" il entend "Channel" 😂

[@aman11025]

qiqi would have been better for the pain image.

[@beaknigh9781]

Eres Español?

[@wrong_thyme]

not martha and parr 😭😭

[@Jean-Rin28]

yes YES i am a theatre kid😭

[@sangokuplayer3918]

lmao lyrics don't even match the sound, even if you don't understand

[@kavitamathur2350]

They don't say new V:❌
They don't say neuvi:👍
(Neuvilette to those confused)

[@Jean-Rin28]

maybe Neuvilette is the new V...

[@nomadames9538]

Is this truly what u want..??
"NOOOOOO !!!" 😭🤌🏻✨