La vaguelette - Misheard Lyrics

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024
  • Forgive me Dimeng Yuan, for I have sinned.
    I also added a bit of unnecessary censorship just bc I could. I also needed a bit more time than usual bc I was lazy... And also its really hard mishearing songs that are clear to understand...
    Furina Art: / 1

Комментарии • 327

  • @ro_2525
    @ro_2525 11 месяцев назад +480

    Elastic and no rizz is a next level of insult 💀
    SALAMANDER CHEWED FURINA💀😭

    • @ChrisLuigiTails
      @ChrisLuigiTails 10 месяцев назад +20

      If you speak french (and basic arabic, like a lot of french people), it's easy to mishear it as "salam adieu Furina" (goodbye goodbye Furina)

    • @AlisaMikhailovnaKujou_1234
      @AlisaMikhailovnaKujou_1234 7 месяцев назад +2

      Dayummmmmm,mmm

  • @waterlemon-c5x
    @waterlemon-c5x 11 месяцев назад +1880

    This Ain't "La vaguelette" that's "La baguette"

    • @Nmixxer14
      @Nmixxer14 11 месяцев назад +85

      thats the first thing that came to mind when i read its name.

    • @JSTOP930
      @JSTOP930 11 месяцев назад +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MiekuahProductions
      @MiekuahProductions 11 месяцев назад +22

      Nah, it's La Faguelette

    • @Sheerwinter
      @Sheerwinter 11 месяцев назад +11

      @_@ baguette is in the shipyard. Near the lift.

    • @KatPlayz1023
      @KatPlayz1023 11 месяцев назад +8

      I CALLED IT-

  • @Leitmot1v
    @Leitmot1v 11 месяцев назад +1409

    As a french person it's really hard to mishear those lyrics but it is still as funny to watch ! 👍

    • @Kashikizu
      @Kashikizu  11 месяцев назад +208

      Ye and the audio being super clear didnt help either... But I am glad you enjoyed it!

    • @Kizakoe
      @Kizakoe 11 месяцев назад +36

      absolument x)
      même en me concentrant à 100% sur les sous titres, je n'ai presque rien entendu des misheard lyrics T^T

    • @Kizakoe
      @Kizakoe 11 месяцев назад +25

      @@Kashikizu true ! sometimes, even in your own language, you might not get the lyrics
      but those, I understood right away
      sadge

    • @MiakuA.L
      @MiakuA.L 11 месяцев назад +8

      Ahah ouais pareil ! Un mal de fou du coup à entendre le missheard

    • @f-theguy
      @f-theguy 11 месяцев назад +2

      c'est vrai que c'était galère mais incroyable . Continue like this kashikizu , its funny

  • @srinjyay
    @srinjyay 11 месяцев назад +265

    "I've only mourned this so poor tea" - Wriothesley

  • @vincentp8603
    @vincentp8603 11 месяцев назад +534

    "Beidou said 'no rizz'"

  • @koharu7236
    @koharu7236 11 месяцев назад +938

    I speak french so is difficult to misheard it but it's still funny especially “Beidou say no rizz” 0:42

    • @Kashikizu
      @Kashikizu  11 месяцев назад +85

      Ye and the audio quality is way too clear for it to be misheard that easily...

    • @XAI-fj5hr
      @XAI-fj5hr 10 месяцев назад +4

      Same lol

  • @Avousk
    @Avousk 11 месяцев назад +244

    The bleep actually made me laugh so hard for some reason.

  • @silenceleafs-sc2gy
    @silenceleafs-sc2gy 11 месяцев назад +447

    Its hard to get the misheard lyrics when you whole heartly learnt the thing 💀

    • @Kashikizu
      @Kashikizu  11 месяцев назад +32

      Awww. But I hope you liked it tho

    • @Noartsalie
      @Noartsalie 11 месяцев назад +7

      dudeee I'm trying to memorize it too-
      I keep getting some messed up lol

    • @YuqinQinyue
      @YuqinQinyue 11 месяцев назад +6

      im crying i actually speak french i love this thoughhh

    • @iHave1250KidsInMyBasement
      @iHave1250KidsInMyBasement 9 месяцев назад

      real

  • @SmoppyM
    @SmoppyM 11 месяцев назад +67

    "Salamander chewed Furina" got be rolling 💀

  • @fedya_plush
    @fedya_plush 11 месяцев назад +75

    Alternate title: How to sing La Vaguelette when you don't know French

  • @pricillecypre1941
    @pricillecypre1941 10 месяцев назад +67

    As a french speaker, i couldn't really catch the misheard lyrics but the "Beidou say no rizz" part got me weak😂😭

  • @sofixlee
    @sofixlee 11 месяцев назад +120

    The unnecessary censorship😭

  • @S1r_Cheese
    @S1r_Cheese 11 месяцев назад +38

    “Salamander chewed furina”
    Rip furina man

  • @KokonutMizuki3894
    @KokonutMizuki3894 11 месяцев назад +30

    “Le Monsieur had tea”
    Wriothesley: FINALLY!

    • @Mcdonalds_Neuviotter
      @Mcdonalds_Neuviotter 5 месяцев назад +4

      Tea is...Truly disgusting. I will never try it again.

  • @aili_not_ally
    @aili_not_ally 11 месяцев назад +216

    If the salamander chewed Furina... who's singing?

  • @naufalnoorizan1763
    @naufalnoorizan1763 11 месяцев назад +301

    Thank you, now i can finally sing this song😂

  • @Ryuluvhandsome
    @Ryuluvhandsome 11 месяцев назад +138

    It's so funny about beidou say no rizz😂

    • @royce727
      @royce727 11 месяцев назад +3

      lmao

  • @SpinachKinich
    @SpinachKinich 9 месяцев назад +8

    Whenever my friends tell me to sing this, I will sing the misheard lyrics

  • @T.Apocalypse
    @T.Apocalypse 11 месяцев назад +32

    1:32 I also thought the lyric is Furina, thats the only word I misheard during cutscene 😂

  • @Jdogrey1
    @Jdogrey1 11 месяцев назад +21

    Le Monsieur did not have tea. He had water.

    • @Kashikizu
      @Kashikizu  11 месяцев назад +4

      Of all regions too

  • @r3i_.4zu
    @r3i_.4zu 9 месяцев назад +8

    "Salamander chewed Furina"
    More like "Solomon chewed Furina" 😭💀
    (From an Obey Me player who set her name as Furina in the game)

  • @tawlney
    @tawlney 11 месяцев назад +45

    I will say, depending on whether or not you can see the visuals, my brain always interprets "fleurira" as Furina. So I just assumed the lyrics were "goodbye Furina". At least until I heard it without seeing Furina's model and suddenly I heard it right.
    It's real funny what tricks the brain does.

  • @hrizaurg2610
    @hrizaurg2610 11 месяцев назад +25

    So I'm not the only one who heard "Furina" every time I listened to "La Vaguelette")

    • @aetriandimitri190
      @aetriandimitri190 11 месяцев назад

      Same, thought the song was saying something about her till read lyrics

    • @HuTaosGonnaGhostYou
      @HuTaosGonnaGhostYou 11 месяцев назад

      @@aetriandimitri190same

  • @JosephLyre
    @JosephLyre 9 месяцев назад +5

    Lol "Salamander Chewed Furina"

  • @midi-sama
    @midi-sama 11 месяцев назад +151

    WHY DID YOU BLEEP THOSE WORDS??? LMAO

    • @rafaelmoutinho5697
      @rafaelmoutinho5697 11 месяцев назад +34

      "But what about your *_-wish-_* ?"

    • @thecyantree22
      @thecyantree22 11 месяцев назад

      Well it works for me, my brain automatically replaces the bleep with p*ssy 💀💀💀

    • @rach-cv552
      @rach-cv552 11 месяцев назад +10

      it's confidential information, shhh...

    • @Yumiiiii-QiQi
      @Yumiiiii-QiQi 2 месяца назад +1

      @@rafaelmoutinho5697”But what about your *_-interwined-_* *_-fate?-_*

  • @Hutchgold
    @Hutchgold 11 месяцев назад +50

    I don’t know French so reading those lyrics felt so real , I don’t know if I will be able to enjoy la vaguellete as before but at least I know that beidou has no rizz

  • @Wait_WhoamI
    @Wait_WhoamI 11 месяцев назад +20

    Watched this like 10 times and still cant get over "Elastic and no Rizz"

  • @nekomatairima1620
    @nekomatairima1620 8 месяцев назад +2

    I cannot unheard that

  • @Ocikandang_Ayam
    @Ocikandang_Ayam 7 месяцев назад +5

    "And see you sue let who you love" 🗿

  • @husiowo
    @husiowo 11 месяцев назад +52

    as a french person, i wish i could hear the misheard version :(

    • @Kashikizu
      @Kashikizu  11 месяцев назад +10

      Ye the vocals were too clear to mishear

  • @Nostalgic_Genesis
    @Nostalgic_Genesis 10 месяцев назад +3

    ERISHIA SHALL COME BACK
    Ahem anyways I tried singing this version of the song AND DAMN WITH THE MUSIC YOU CANT TELL THE LYRICS ARE INCORRECT
    Anyways in the censored part I was like
    "But what about your b*tch?"
    "My... B*tch?"
    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE CREATOR OF THIS VIDEO BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

  • @namaewa8418
    @namaewa8418 11 месяцев назад +7

    here before it blows up lmaooo those bleeps were cherry on top

  • @universalgamer8010
    @universalgamer8010 11 месяцев назад +9

    This scene was amazing. The symbolism in it was just insane.

  • @kaenryuuart543
    @kaenryuuart543 11 месяцев назад +13

    The whole act 4 of the story in one line: le monsieur had tea

  • @yeahimthtguy
    @yeahimthtguy 11 месяцев назад +6

    "beidou say no rizz"
    *sad wriothesley noises*

  • @audas1536
    @audas1536 11 месяцев назад +33

    I laughed and cry at the same time man

  • @gloriaborger8053
    @gloriaborger8053 9 месяцев назад +2

    samudratha and ventilating xiao brought me here XD here to stay dude! awesome video!!!

  • @ashleyandanime4815
    @ashleyandanime4815 10 месяцев назад +8

    “ I’ve to the moon…”
    When good old friends are going away, will you wish them to remember your name, when good old days are passing away will you primrose your heart remains the same?
    Never could be we suspend the time, having to leave the tracks behind!
    There is a longer way ahead
    After all…
    There used to be a storyteller, who always painted the sunshine and the rain
    One has to b]eventually grow up
    Spending a life time to taste the love and pain
    Never could be we suspend the time
    Having to leave the tracks behind
    There is a longer way ahead
    After all…
    If it’s too hard to say goodbye…
    Give us e story to sing a rhyme
    May you the beauty of this world always shine…
    Farewell, Kiana, I wait for the day you return from the moon.
    For those non Honkai impact 3rd players who don’t understand it’s me being reminded of my fav character in genshin moving to the moon

    • @Adam-cc8wo
      @Adam-cc8wo 10 месяцев назад

      Not Da Capo😭

  • @Lazy_Teea
    @Lazy_Teea 11 месяцев назад +7

    It’s def Wriothesley mourning tea

  • @Direk_Carla
    @Direk_Carla 11 месяцев назад +12

    Brothers, we did a grave mistake! Do not eat Furina!

  • @kawru_kun6846
    @kawru_kun6846 11 месяцев назад +11

    now I know how unfrench people hear us 💀

  • @bbysiea
    @bbysiea 11 месяцев назад +5

    THE BEIDOU PART 😭😭

  • @savannahallen8590
    @savannahallen8590 4 месяца назад +2

    I need that otter Neuvillete gif

  • @Nullic_Void
    @Nullic_Void 10 месяцев назад +1

    I now no longer can unhear this thnaks🥲

  • @lowliethxd1471
    @lowliethxd1471 11 месяцев назад +24

    I haven't heard the original one yet. But I think it won't matter coz this would be the canon one instilled on my head... 😂

  • @LeDanteDeFon
    @LeDanteDeFon Месяц назад +1

    Alright after «Beidou said "No rizz"» i had exploded. I cryed about original song, but this got me laught. thanks you

  • @Nostalgic_Genesis
    @Nostalgic_Genesis 10 месяцев назад +3

    1:32 LMFAOOOOO SALAMANDER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
    I can't rlly mishear bc I listened to this song so many times the correct words are stuck with me now but this is too funny 😭

  • @lemondropies_y
    @lemondropies_y 10 месяцев назад +4

    1:30 salamander chewed furina💀

  • @navyies
    @navyies 11 месяцев назад +4

    *cries* “BEIDOU SAID NO RIZZ? CMON THEY LIKED HER”

  • @coasty-vic
    @coasty-vic 11 месяцев назад +7

    Hell yeah, I was waiting for this :)

    • @Kashikizu
      @Kashikizu  11 месяцев назад

      Hope you enjoyed it!

  • @helic00pt3r
    @helic00pt3r 10 месяцев назад +1

    As a french person, it was hard to mishear but reading it out loud was so fun! This is beyond genius and i loved it

  • @S1r_Cheese
    @S1r_Cheese 11 месяцев назад +9

    “Beidou said no rizz”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xtin77
    @xtin77 11 месяцев назад +3

    “I’ve seen a twat move to the mooooon” 🤣

  • @a_very_important_name
    @a_very_important_name 11 месяцев назад +8

    S-s-s-so e-e-emotional.
    I think now I'll be the one to flood Fontaine with tears instead of Furina.

  • @gracefrench-miller980
    @gracefrench-miller980 11 месяцев назад +9

    Some misheard sound like the actual lyrics with the tone

    • @Kashikizu
      @Kashikizu  11 месяцев назад +1

      Thats the plan

  • @shanellelorraineallanic3573
    @shanellelorraineallanic3573 10 месяцев назад +2

    Furina really yeeted to the moon 0:53

  • @wing7632
    @wing7632 11 месяцев назад +6

    You earned yourself a new sub for this funny masterpiece 😂

  • @shukufuki
    @shukufuki 11 месяцев назад +4

    I feel sorry that lil pikachu was bothered by everyone

  • @Jean_Driftstein
    @Jean_Driftstein 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is exactly what I've been waiting for! This is exactly... I don't mean to sound like Katt Williams but THIS IS EXACTLY... WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!

  • @Gorge-mcfloyn916
    @Gorge-mcfloyn916 11 месяцев назад +2

    Those unnecessary censorship really caught me off guard

  • @dorayaki515
    @dorayaki515 10 месяцев назад +2

    Beidou say no rizz
    This got me

  • @sirinaai
    @sirinaai 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:53 furina going "weeeeee mode" i rolled

  • @Specky_Mc.Chongyun
    @Specky_Mc.Chongyun 11 месяцев назад +1

    I have been giggling at this, thank you

  • @D19KMASTER_XD
    @D19KMASTER_XD 10 месяцев назад +1

    but what about your "kids" my... "kids?"

  • @Aureeiyoutubee
    @Aureeiyoutubee 5 месяцев назад +1

    HELP THE PICTURE OF FURINA HPLDDING A PIECE OF CLOTH

  • @yaboit3826
    @yaboit3826 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ok now instead of hearing rizz I’m hearing wii💀

  • @umikatotomi
    @umikatotomi 10 месяцев назад +1

    i find it hard trying to hear the real lyrics whitout reading the fakes one, even if im french i find it funny

  • @McNahida.kusanali
    @McNahida.kusanali 11 месяцев назад +5

    The actual lyrics:
    ah si je pourrais vivre dans l'eau le monde serait il plus beau? pardonnerait tu oh chère mère l'eau dans son courant fais danser nos vies et la cité elle nourrit ainsi que toi mon doux amour
    * talking *
    * music *
    Non le grand amour ne suffit pas seul un dieu fleurira c'est notre histoire plus vite tous est avec moi je serais toujours là avoir le monde et sa beauté / bonté (idk wich one it is) et ça ne changera jamais , jamais...
    * End music *
    Yes it is in french, translate it to have the lyrics in english!

  • @apersonkazoo
    @apersonkazoo 11 месяцев назад +2

    My gravestone will be these lyrics

  • @ProfessionalShenheSimp
    @ProfessionalShenheSimp 3 месяца назад +1

    Nah😭😭😭 both this and la baguette got me laughing so hard but i keep misheard it as la baguette
    Howl
    Sea shirt pull wavy
    Donald
    Lemon syrup tea
    Blue ball
    No butter no rat
    Tree wood shall never
    Load on some cool ore
    Fate of sin, Neuvy
    Relax city and no wii
    I seek a Tri-Module
    Sad mule
    Lol
    Lego Table
    Mercy flipper
    Salad nature
    Flurrina
    Say no
    Destruct the weed
    Dude sell almond, WAR
    She sued a solitude tuna
    Are wide lemon disappointing?
    A sensual trash
    Channel shenhe

  • @INFP_smoky
    @INFP_smoky 10 месяцев назад +1

    “But what about your *****?” “My…*******?…..” Lmfaooooo

  • @xelvayt2046
    @xelvayt2046 10 месяцев назад +1

    This basically an lyric for people who cant speak french

  • @MrZombiepvz
    @MrZombiepvz 8 месяцев назад +2

    I didn't hear any pikachu. I just heard "pardonneras-tu" (will you forgive) in french

  • @slightlymadrhapsody
    @slightlymadrhapsody 11 месяцев назад +2

    THE ONLY THING I ORIGINALLY MISHEARD WAS ''FLYING TO THE MOON'' BUT HELPPPP THIS IS SO SILLY

  • @elver2218
    @elver2218 5 месяцев назад +2

    Furina is low cost Misha
    You cant hide it from me

  • @serencefrostbite3362
    @serencefrostbite3362 10 месяцев назад +1

    F-ing "salamander chew Furina" ends me 😂😂😂

  • @Catidkmeow
    @Catidkmeow 8 месяцев назад +2

    When you know the lyrics it's all just soooo confuzing😂😂😂😂

  • @HisamiYomotsu
    @HisamiYomotsu 11 месяцев назад +3

    Wow Beidou that hurt my feelings

  • @kharris274
    @kharris274 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:59 Furina: "My... F*** ?"

    • @venti775
      @venti775 5 дней назад

      I heard " My... cock?"

  • @soneonelivingonearth
    @soneonelivingonearth 11 месяцев назад +2

    “Beidou say NO RIZZ”😂😂😂

  • @LostFroggy-rg8pm
    @LostFroggy-rg8pm Месяц назад +1

    This ain't La vaguelette, this isn't even la baguette- ça c'est la pain.

  • @UsagiFlapmaster_Arisu
    @UsagiFlapmaster_Arisu 10 месяцев назад +3

    Oh sht the lyrics got me 😂😂😂

  • @luckycat7014
    @luckycat7014 10 месяцев назад +1

    I'm french and I didn't understand the Misheard Lyrics because they sounded so different. It's still really funny to watch!

  • @ky8252
    @ky8252 11 месяцев назад +11

    Lmao, that beidou part 😂

  • @CrystalPlayzGenshin
    @CrystalPlayzGenshin 6 месяцев назад +1

    Is no one going to talk about the extremely cursed neuvillette pics?! Like wut 💀I don’t even want to do the timestamp because I always click on those whenever I see them, and boy I don’t want to mention the sleep paralysis im having 🫣

  • @LupineInvisible
    @LupineInvisible 11 месяцев назад +22

    I'M LAUGHIN SO HARD LOL HAHA

  • @cnxlee_69420
    @cnxlee_69420 11 месяцев назад +4

    0:42 *Beidou say "no rizz"* ✍️🔥🔥🔥

  • @Ayman-wv8op
    @Ayman-wv8op 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ive always heard beidou say neuvi like neuvilette

  • @petiterose-fj8ub
    @petiterose-fj8ub 10 месяцев назад +2

    « ah~ if i could live in the water, would the world be prettier would you forgive me oh dear sea ? The water in its current make our lives dance and the town is fed thus you my love (man starts talking and depressed furina music plays) no~ the big love isnt enough , only a goodbye suffice . Its our story of life (then i didnt hear) ill always be here seeing the world and its beauty and it will never change, never~ “

  • @nehael528
    @nehael528 11 месяцев назад +3

    You are making me laugh my eyes out😂, though it's an emotional song in actual

  • @pongsonsirirat1717
    @pongsonsirirat1717 10 месяцев назад +1

    “Beidou say no rizz” hits hard

  • @ZeraKonno
    @ZeraKonno 11 месяцев назад +5

    The one time I don’t cry to this song hahaha

  • @miikuuo
    @miikuuo 10 месяцев назад +2

    ‘’HAD TEAAAA’’
    bruh is goofy

  • @PantalonesWife.
    @PantalonesWife. 11 месяцев назад +2

    SALAMANDER CHEWED FURINA 💀

  • @zushifries4882
    @zushifries4882 11 месяцев назад +1

    that moment i cried on the first times i listen to this but then u made this im trying hard to control my laugh XD

  • @thecrystalliaguild
    @thecrystalliaguild 11 месяцев назад +19

    on 'shell manor' I was expecting to see Sangonomiya Shrine, you totally should've put that in the edit!

    • @Kashikizu
      @Kashikizu  11 месяцев назад +4

      NO WAY I FORGOT THIS! I was actually thinking of placing something there on the edit... But oh well, will do that if I ever make a remaster/compilation of this

  • @itssleepysloths
    @itssleepysloths 11 месяцев назад +1

    I nearly spat out my water whilst watching this and reading the misheard lyrics 💀

  • @hannemanisunderrated5610
    @hannemanisunderrated5610 11 месяцев назад +16

    Okay I’m French and it’s too difficult to mishear haha

    • @Kashikizu
      @Kashikizu  11 месяцев назад +2

      Ayyy I am glad

  • @Force909
    @Force909 10 месяцев назад +2

    Beidou say no rizz

  • @plabbashy
    @plabbashy 11 месяцев назад +1

    I almost spit out what I'm eating when I saw Beidou said no rizz