The Trump Bible Translation
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- Опубликовано: 22 апр 2024
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And the Babylonians payed for it
Paid....
What do yo mean?
they actually did pay for the wall and they paid for the rebuilding of the temple. funny cause it is true! and it was a beautiful wall
@@halburd1 A big Beautiful wall
@@halburd1 Nope. The Persians had overthrown the Babylonians.
I’m surprised he didn’t quote “Our citizenship is in heaven… as long as we enter heaven legally.” -Philippians 3:20-21 📖 🇺🇸
Outstanding! 🤣👍🏼
And he's right. No one sneaks in.
What, you think everyone gets in?
Top comment!
Yep, they have to go through the gate.
"Not the fake news like CNN. They're terrible, folks. They're terrible." LOL 🤣
lol
😂😂😂😂
Well, they do lie a LOT, especially when they aren't misleading or selectively editing. So yeah... fake news.
🤣🤣🤣
@@brendaforliberty6836did they lose several billion dollar lawsuits like several Republican media channels? LMAO
I wanted him to read the part in Joshua where Jericho's walls came down "Let me tell you folks, that wall was flimsy and sad. Not at all like my wall"
Great!
🤣🤣🤣
"Building a wall, its complicated business, big league, you know, the great wall in chyna, the lead and landmine wall we pay for, in the ukraine, that europe should pay more for"
Missed opportunity!
What wall?
Lyin’ Lucifer is exactly what Trump would name him.
He did. Lying Ted.
Biden tried to narrate a Bible, but he kept bursting into flames.
😂😂😂😂😂
Plus no one would help him with the big words. They couldn't, they had never seen a Bible before.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah!
Nah, that's Trump. Those red marks on his fingers are from when he held a Bible for a photo op. LOL.
We have a name for that in the hood. We call it a "James 2:19 moment".
"Lyin Lucifer" 🤣😂
Joe Biden
@@Mr_Lyric both, really
@@realhumbug True
@@Mr_Lyric Biden ain't grifting an entire religion. lmao..
@@_Jake.From.Statefarm_ He claims to be catholic, also this is satire, and they did one on the biden bible translation, aside from that he goes against a lot of the major issues true christianity promotes, like on abortion, the trans issue, the death penalty, etc
Have you seen his crowds? MULTITUDES!
Lets make the bible great again! And the forefront of our lives!
#woosh
I understand your sentiment. I really do. But the Bible is always great. We're just not great about recognizing the greatness of the Bible
I love when trump holds the bible up and all the demonically possessed people lose their minds!!
hypothetically what if im not a christian
@@dizzy_jump- “There are good people on both sides.”
-The Donald
Jesus said to the woman "Nor do I condemn thee. Some people might, I've heard very bad things some people said you were a horrible person. Not me, I wouldn't do that. Go and sin no more."
When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. Silly woman!
I hear this in his voice!
This killed me 😂😂😂
That entire woman in adultery story (the pericopea adulterei) is not found in any of the early documents. It was put in AFtER the Donatist controversy for political reasons as surmised from the Alexandrian vs Byzantine text traditions.
Great stuff! A few they missed: "And Nehemiah said to the people: 'Let's make Israel great again.'" "And Hilary was thrown out of the window and eaten by dogs. I mean Jezebel, Jezebel folks. Hilary still has her payday coming." "Now the man Moses was very humble, more than any man who was on the face of the earth, and Donald Trump is his close second. We can call it a tie, it's a tie."
Those are pretty good, too! Made me laugh
"There i was there I was, with the jews following moses to the promised land he said to me, he said the lord said dont touch the rock and the water will come out, i said moses dont touch it, he touched it anyway, the water still came out but we got banished from the promised land but our children were let in and so judea was renamed to israel, i said I told you moses dont do it, and look what happened, look what happened folks he did it and you can see what happened"
😂😂😂😂😂
Good ones!
😂. Brilliant
This is gold!
And FJB!
A few years ago my church did a series on Nehemiah. When I found out what he was up to, I couldn't help but imagine Nehemiah sounding like Trump. "We're gonna rebuild the Jerusalem wall, and make the Philistines pay for it!" So glad you covered it here BB.
LoL "vengeance is mine on my first day back in office, sayeth Donald Trump " 😁 😁😁 Yep
That's why they don't want him to win.
You guys KILLED IT with this one!
Only 60 cubits high😅
Sad really 🤣
😂😂😂😂
* makes the "too small" gesture basketball players do to another player after they dunk on him.
@@jimmyboy131 I have to say this, he hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they’re small, something else must be small," he said. "I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.”
Was that Shawn Farash? He’s the best Trump impersonation. I love the “Lyin’ Lucifer” line. I’mma start using that.
Trump definitely needs to do an audio Bible at some point 😂
I'm an old Southern Baptist and this is by far my favorite video ever!!! I have no doubts whatsoever that God is rolling on the golden floor laughing!!!
God is probably sad at the division you guys caused in His Church (Matthew 16:18).
God has no sense of humor.
@@EarthAltarHe created you, didn't He?
@@EarthAltar Read 1Samuel 5.....Then ask if God has a sense of humor. I laugehed so hard my ribs hurt when I first read it.
@@bondmoodPlease apply cold water to his 3rd degree burns
This DT impression is dang good. Well done, BB, doing God’s work. XD
What impression? The Bee actually got the Real Orange Man to do the readings.
@@petermadany2779Oh, did they really? That’s absolutely incredible. Trump truly has a sense of humor. Much respect.
@@gold4963please tell me you're not that naive. But if that were true, i don't think it would prove he has a sense of humor verbose he wouldn't understand that it's a joke.
@@sandler800 I thought it was AI at first. Still leaning toward that.
It sounds like Shawn Farash 'Captain Deplorable'.
This guy is so funny and is a great impersonator. He has Trumps voice and mannerisms down!
Which guy is this?
This is AI generated
That was genius!! Thanks for creating it
😂my sides hurt I'm laughing so hard. Fantastic, BB!
You forgot the actual quote where he said the Art of the Deal is the second best book after the Bible.
These aren't quotes of Donald Trump, they're scripture passages from the Bible as DT might say them. AI generated.
Brilliant. Cheered me up. Thank you for sharing.
The good news. Not fake news, folks.
I have tears from laughing. I like DJT but BB, you guys nailed. Your best ever.
Trump will burn in hell lol.
Ah yes, the Authorized and Fully Annotated EDV (Emperor Don Version). Delightful.
"In the beginning folks, was the Word. And the Word was God, and the Word was with God. (Very complicated. Have to be smart to understand that. But we have the smartest people. We do.)
And He moved upon the surface of the waters. (It's true! Believe me.)
And bigly did He seperate the waters above from the waters below. (Not easy. Not easy at all.)"
That was stellar !!! That's exactly how he'd read it, too. Sharing.
"The Babylonians paid for it." Amazing! 😂
I think it was Persians actually. After they took over Babylon.
Definitely getting looks trying to stifle my laughter at work
But it's good to look like a jovial worker... even if no one knows the "real" reason. Lol
Grin & wave. You got this! 👍🏼
So much winning, folks. Everybody says so!
Trump reading me I am a new creation in Christ actually gave me such God goosebumps
Still more accurate than the message translation…
LOLLLLL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Queen James 💀
Otr the Lolcat version: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCat_Bible_Translation_Project I have a copy of the initial printing where: In the process of adaptation, various changes were made to the source material, for example, changing the main characters to cats - e.g., Jesus Christ becomes "Happy Cat", God the "Ceiling Cat", and Satan the "Basement Cat" - while the "gifts" and "blessings" of God have become "cheezburgerz", and people in general have become "kittehs". The style of writing employed varies, but the most devoted contributors were described as those who utilized as many as possible of the gags and themes used in the different lolcat images.
Message Translation is just for fun... I like it though in don't take it too seriously 😅
This is brilliant... it needs to be much longer than 2 mins!😂👌🏾
Agreed! 😂❤
I genuinely laughed out loud at every single one. Not every Babylon Bee sketch does it for me, but this was perfect 😂😂
I knew it would be great. And it was . It was great. It was the greatest!
Love it! We can have a sense of humor and still not be " ist ", "Ism ", "phobic ".😊
"And the Babylonians paid for the wall" oh god 🤣
I'm not much of an LOLer, but this gave me a much-needed dose of the chuckles.
Absolutely hilarious. Well done, BB. Encore!
This is incredible! Love you guys and all the work you do.
Hilarious! Just when I thought your BIden-translation was good, you outdid yourselves!
Thank you SHAWN FARASH !! (Captain Deplorable)
Whoever did the voice did a great job.
I suspect it is A.i. generated.
Laughed out loud! Great stuff!😂
Nailed it!!! 😂
Awesome way to spread the Good news 😊
Hilarious and well done!
This is the best!
The funny thing is there are a bunch of Dems who actually think he had his own translation made. They wouldn’t even know this is satire.
We need 4 more years of Trump and Shawn Farash.
So funny!! Thanks for the humor....we all need it in days like these. Now we will all be looking at our Bibles thinking of a Trumpism. 😂
One of your best video to date
Love the bee.
❤❤❤❤THIS WAS THE BEST😂😂😂😂 I LOVED IT
I clicked not thinking I would even like it that much, just trusting "well it's the bee maybe it's good" and I'm not a big trump fan and not religious at all, but man that was hilarious
Now do you believe?
…just kidding around (well..), lol
peace
Same!! Totally entertaining, I've already watched it 2 times.
Best channel on RUclips.
So is the ibibleapp done in Trumps voice. So beautiful.
You should had done one on Psalm 23:4 :) Also the creation: "And i said let there be towers and i saw the towers were good" :P
OH MY DON!!! 🤣
Who did the voice?!?
It was perfect!
It sounds like Captain Deplorable 45 - Shawn Farash. He's the best, believe me!
I laughed so far.🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks for this!
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant
Oh man, this was perfect! Really great stuff. Everyone says so.
That's awesome... 'merica!
And the Babylonians paid for it! Looooooooooiiiil!
That was fantastic.
“Do unto others, before they do it to you first” - Donald 7:12
That's hilarious. We need some laughter in this crazy world. Keep up the great work Bee!!!!
Accurate
Nice. I'm going to post this every time I make fun of people who say Maga is a cult.
Pure gold!
Christ is King, baby!
That was hilarious! Trump would make a great Sunday school teacher.
How is this so sweet ? !💕😊
I don’t always read ‘books’, but when I do, I prefer the Chuck Norris Translation
I lean towards the Morgan Freeman edition.
@@jarrod752 not much for his politics, but that voice is so soothing
Chuck really knows how to go Old Testament on people.
@@roughneck2204 Yeah that's where my mind went.
My Chuck Norris Translation only came with an action figure and a pair of Nunchucks
That had me smiling in these troubling times.
FJB
There are are times when even my smartassieness must stand in awe of the BB and this is one of the times touche BB
This voice is amazing.
Thank you- delightful, witty, & clever Donald Trump Bible. Our Lord God is smiling in Heaven! 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you! 😆
I never knew I needed this, but now I need more, this was way to short.
My new favorite translation!!!!🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🙏
The best president reading the best book. This made my day.
Yes, definitely Messiah-like. Oh wait, Narcissist-like? You mean like all other politicians and businessmen?
God knew just how much the builders failed to have the bottom of the wall reach bedrock and just how much vibration it needed to sink.
@@kobusg7460
Cope hater
Let's be real.... Being the "best" is a lot easier when the competition is playing on another field😂
I just wanted to say that If you have suicidal thoughts, mental trauma, PTSD or anything Just know. You have a purpose you are beautiful, kind, just be yourself and go after what you want to do. You are amazing, you got this, and things will get better in your life, you will do great things, and so many people like your family and I are proud of you and love you dearly. Your future is bigger than your past and your past does not define you are awesome and a warrior. Don’t hate yourself simply because of your past, forgive yourself, love yourself no matter what because you deserve the world and the great things in it. Things we’ll get better in your life. You are the light of the world. Stay safe. 💪🏽❤️. Have a beautiful day…
Let's not forget the wall "between Colorado and New Mexico."
golden hair Samson-Trump 2024
So Much Winning! Amen
That was hilarious, and spot on!
I just love everyone’s elaborations of humor. There’s hope.
This was a great video!!
This was laugh out loud funny. Y'all out did yourselves again.
Make an entire Bible like this and I'd absolutely buy it. I might even read the boring parts too!
AI can doooo it
@@chronometer9931 no
Haha funny but please read the real thing. I picked it up from start, currently at Leviticus and it's pretty cool.
@@lain7758Chuck Missler did a great series 'Learn the Bible in 24 hours'
@@lain7758Chuck Missler learn the bible in 24 hours👍
I would genuinely pay for this, not even a joke, believe me.
So touching! I've shown this to six of my friends, and they all said that they were going to convert to christianity right away! Thank you, Trump!
Outstanding as always B😂😂
This is comedy gold.
This is brilliant regardless of your politics.
You guys are crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣...great satire
Love it!