To be fair, I think every kid has been fascinated by leg hair in water. However, the WAY he tells it and the fact that it's obvious "The Big Guy" likes to sniff children... makes it weird.
Critical thinkers know that one about Cornpop... their side doesnt know because it was purposely hidden deeper down here... so few could relocate the full original clip
I miss real comedy. Thank you guys for doing this. No one has the balls to offend anyone anymore in Hollywood, so it's nice to see someone doing God's work.
This skit is right up there with Moving from California to Texas. The actor that played the hero did a great job. I don't know how anyone could remember lines like that. Holy Malarkey!
@@tanyawatkins7206 Nailed it !!!! This is classic !!! What a joke he made of America. Now may the joke be in corn pop himself amd those hairy legs he likes kids to touch 😳 sick 🤮🤢🤕🤒😷
Keep your head in the sand, sheep. Left Wing + Right Wing = one Winged Beast. Remember, Trump didn't even care which Wing of the beast they appointed him. He just wanted in the club
@@kj7792 Yup, it's out there. Haven't seen the full movie but if you can tell anything by the trailer it appears to have the ever present, ominous element of "race-baiting" going on.
dog face pony soldier was a racist term for black people in the 1800s and durring civil war. their was a lack of horses and due to that black soldiers often were given ponys instead... most racist thing ever said by a president... how has no one reported on this???
This was a pretty accurate Western. It was based around the time that Amtrak was built all the way to Hawaii, and the cowboy rode it for over a million miles so he could personally deliver a Wells Fargo gold shipment to Iran to rescue Amelia Earhart and save Middle Earth. Classic!
Awesome, what a hero, & in his later years he became a professor at a prestigious University where he got paid a million $ for two meetings & a short speech.
So many possibilities. Stumbling repeatedly over the same step in front of the General Mercantile to get an ice cream cone. Most consistent customer at the ladies hair salon. Staring off into the sunset....because he can't remember the way home.
I'm looking forward to the Christmas special. " In the same stable where Jesus lay, the problem with civil war is we didn't have enough airports." Now if that line ever makes sense just go check yourself in.
thank goodness we shall all be protected from the mis and the dis very soon . I fear perusing the interweb now because of the super mega maga madness cult spreading their poison . why I remember the early days after mr. Gore invented those tubes when it was a safe and educational place to explore . perhaps one day soon it will be again .
@@dive2drive314 Oh, Biden's not the leader. It's terrifying not to know for sure who the leader(s) is/are. (My money is on Obama as Biden's handler and answering to someone else unnamed at the top.)
@@andymanaus1077 I have noted that Sky News is allowed to report some obvious consequences of commie paedo transie groomerism in any country but their own.
I was in Scranton P.A. when this came out in the theater. I paid 10 cents to see it. Accounting for Biden-Flation, that would be about 30 dollars in today's money! It was an instant classic! Shame it got lost to time! All time favorite!
Really good really funny. If Biden ever watches this he’ll probably believe it’s his actual bio and start to tell stories of his cowboy days. Biden’s a legend in his own mind for sure.
This is one of the most fantastic sketches I have ever watched, both on RUclips and on television. Top level comedy, comparable with the best Monty Python classics, without irony. Even more so, given the strong political satire impact that this has.
Absolutely flawless! Perhaps the Bee's best work to date. I believe you managed to get in almost every unhinged thing Biden said (in his first 2 weeks in office). Bravo!
This was very well done, especially the outtakes. I am glad that you resurrected a 101 year old film that Brandon watched when he was thirty. Great job. Answers so many mysteries of his public service…you know the thing…
This was BAR NONE one of the most hysterical bits ever! Like a lot of other folks here I had to watch it twice. I cried so hard I laughed my t-shirt wet with salty amusement! Shared it with EVERYONE! Thanks to BB and JP and friends! Frickin BRILLIANT 😂
This is, quite possibly, the greatest thing I have ever seen. Maybe even the greatest ever made. Another Bee classic, keep killing it guys. Christ is King!
This was absolutely hilarious!! All of the actors were great, but the main one spitting out those ridiculous Biden lines like Clint Eastwood was AMAZING!! Thanks for the wonderful laugh! (Even though it's a bit disturbing that a president actually said those things!)
TRUEINANATINIADEPREPRESAH is the greatest movie quote of all time. I'm so happy you found this revolutionary color print in an era where black and white was 100% of the medium. "Malarkey" was iconic even after its time.
This movie was made before both the invention of three-color technicolor and even the first feature length talking picture, yet this movie uses both. Maybe the movie was only released in one theater because Hollywood didn't want the makers of the movie to destroy silent movies and black & white movies, which happened 5-7 years later by other people.
Well, kinda agree. It's just that We've had plenty of the actual reality of the old senile pedo pete pos demon. Do We REALLY need anymore, even in parody? IDK, maybe, for a laugh.
I forgot about this great classic movie that won several awards for theatrical design, background rendering and the best soliloquy by an actor. Thanks for sharing this masterpiece of spaghetti western cinema lol.
I NEED THIS TO BE A FULL MOVIE. THIS IS NOT A WANT. THIS. IS. A. NEED. PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN, BABYLON BEE. PLEASE!!!!! I WILL NOT STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS UNTIL YOU DO.
More of this, please! It is hilarious and sad at the same time that this guy is fraudulently our President... UGH! Great stuff! You guys and JP Sears and the like produce better skits than Saturday Night Live has in 40 years!
Oh my gosh, how did the actor spit out those biden quotes with a straight face?! 🤣
Comedy gold, well done!
Well, practice does make perfect
I bet the blooper real is gold!
It took 30 takes, but he got there eventually.
My father has dementia and does nothing but watch westerns all day.
Cut!!! Stop laughing… say the line one more time!
This can be used as a historical documentary depicting Biden’s presidency.
OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂
💯
Yup!!😂
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣😊
And even easier to understand than Biden actually talking
Dude deserves an award for saying those lines without laughing.
We must not neglect other classic
Biden Westerns such as 'A Fist
Full Of Taxpayer's Dollars' and
'High Plains Grifter'.
Love it! 👍😂😂😂
Don’t forget, “Sniff ‘em High.”
🤣🤣🤣
@@ludwigmises 🤣🤣
"The Good The Bad and The Teleprompter Period"
and
"Once Upon A Time in The Ice Cream Shop".
I was laughing so hard😂 then I realized our president actually said all that. Like for real😳
😂😳
😱
It was exactly the thought that I had! This would be hilariously funny, except for the fact that it's real and this is our president!
Great presentation 🎉, Maranatha, Greetings from Tampa Florida 😎
@youtubewantstosilenceme8905 I didn't vote for the clown either. TRUMP 2024
I can only give us a 90% approval rating because 10% goes to the big guy off the top.
* Standing O *
Haaaaaaaah!!
👍. How true!
For his scriptwriting.
Perfect!
I was hoping and praying they wouldn’t forget the disturbingly hilarious “hairy legs” line, and they didn’t disappoint. Best Bee skit yet 😂
To be fair, I think every kid has been fascinated by leg hair in water.
However, the WAY he tells it and the fact that it's obvious "The Big Guy" likes to sniff children... makes it weird.
Critical thinkers know that one about Cornpop... their side doesnt know because it was purposely hidden deeper down here... so few could relocate the full original clip
I was waiting for him to define America in a single word
"My buts been wiped"
Probably the most informed and truthful thing our president has ever said.
“Truthful” well let’s hope so.
don't you mean RESIDENT? because how can this clown be a president?
Even a blind squirrel found a nut.
@@alaksandra1979 lol - - who wants to volunteer to fact check Bribem's buttwe'll have to take his word for it
Well…that snd he got the Ukrainian investigation fired of checking into certain corruption.
That hair sniffing scene transition was so smooth lmao
I miss real comedy. Thank you guys for doing this. No one has the balls to offend anyone anymore in Hollywood, so it's nice to see someone doing God's work.
Not seen the trailer for Lady Ballers then?
@@clogs4956 "in Hollywood" - keywords in a sentence are important.
But yeah, that movie looks like it will be hilarious.
@@clogs4956 I did actually. I watched it yesterday with JP's reaction video. Good stuff! That's not Hollywood tho....
Oh, Hollywood still makes fun of ppl relentlessly, but only specific ppl who test their evil narrative, and or conservative
Check out Jim Breuer . You will not be disappointed .
This skit is right up there with Moving from California to Texas.
The actor that played the hero did a great job. I don't know how anyone could remember lines like that. Holy Malarkey!
No moving to California had me laughing all day😅
I can’t believe he could say them with a straight face😂😂😂😂 GREAT SKIT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Exactly what I was thinking!
When is season 2 of California to Texas coming anyway?
Maybe the Daily Wire can produce it. I can't wait for their transmockumentary tomorrow night.
“Holy Malarkey, Jack!”! 😂😂
"And you control the guy or the woman who brings out the carts on a forklift!" 🤪🤣
" If you don't go see this movie, "Malarkey, " then, you ain't black!
❤Coming soon at a theater near you.
"Coming soon to one theater in Scranton, Pennsylvania."
This has to be the Bee's best skit so far, hands down!
I laughed more at this one than any of theirs in a small while (not that the last ones have been bad)
JP will do that for you.
Skit? Babylon Bee is my go-to news source.
@@hollyperrin7353Not CNN?😱
@@williambenner701 🤣🤣🤣
We finally beat Medicare!
They need to do a sequel. He's given us so much more to work with
@@Thatguy-hc3ed Totally.
😂 this is absolute the best thing that has come from the Biden presidency.
You NAILED IT! So true.
@@tanyawatkins7206 Nailed it !!!! This is classic !!! What a joke he made of America. Now may the joke be in corn pop himself amd those hairy legs he likes kids to touch 😳 sick 🤮🤢🤕🤒😷
The sniffing!
Genius
Idk. This term has left us with more comedy gold than Netflix entire standup section.
This was priceless! I love how the writers made many of Brandon's most famous quotes and hair sniffing fit in the story. 🤣
No disrespect intended to the actress, but wasn't she way too old to be hair-sniffed by Creepy Joe?
@@braddonupex6155 No, he has sniffed the hair of the wives of other politicians.
@@braddonupex6155sometimes you can’t be picky, you got to sniff what’s been laid in front of you.
This is Brilliant! Keep up the truth over “Biden’s Facts! 🇺🇸Trump2024🇺🇸
Keep your head in the sand, sheep.
Left Wing + Right Wing = one Winged Beast.
Remember, Trump didn't even care which Wing of the beast they appointed him. He just wanted in the club
Damn good stuff !
The more you watch, the more hilarious it gets. You realize that every single line Tex utters is exactly what Joe Biden said!
"We choose truth over facts"...that one got me 😂.
That's a real Bidenism.
ALL of them are real Biden gaffes.@@charlesfranks1902
And not even the "fact checkers" can deny that one.
I'm gonna use that quote.
Same lol
@@fhlostonparaphrase Fact checker do neither fact nor truth
This should be used as a campaign commercial. Let the crowd funding start!
This was hilarious. Much better than anything Hollywood has put out in a long long time.
Better than Hollywood, Disney or the new Obama movie!
I had to watch it twice 😂😂😂😂
@@stevenfredericks9844wtf😮 Obama movie?
@@kj7792 Yup, it's out there. Haven't seen the full movie but if you can tell anything by the trailer it appears to have the ever present, ominous element of "race-baiting" going on.
@@stevenfredericks9844 🤢🤢🤢🤢 I just puked in my mouth reading that
Instant classic. Whoever wrote this one definitely needs a raise!
Thanks! They laid me off after I wrote and directed it to focus on other projects instead of sketches.
@@adamyenser the podcast stopped because of "working on stuff you'll love" to get hopes high... and now this... I do not have high hopes.
@@ZachBurnham What?
@ada,
"One door closes, a hundred others open."
Maybe you could 'up'-grade or 'up'-date your cv?
Adam Yenser might have wrote this... that's awkward
Priceless!! A thousand deep bows with "We're not worthy"!!
This should run as a commercial at superbowl halftime!!! 😂😂
100% truer words were never spoken (other than lying dog faced pony soldier that is)
I speak for all Canadians when I say we would love a full length feature film.
With things as they are, that could be a longer running series than The Bold and the Beautiful.
And ironically, Biden has neither of those qualities.
With the title of "How One Cowboy Tried to Ruin an Entire Country".
There is enough to pull from for a 3-hour movie.
'Big Malarkey in Washington D.C.'
Full length feature film, please! One about Trump, too!
dog face pony soldier was a racist term for black people in the 1800s and durring civil war. their was a lack of horses and due to that black soldiers often were given ponys instead... most racist thing ever said by a president... how has no one reported on this???
Wow, l had no idea that’s where the term originated. If Trump had said that it would have become a campaign commercial for the Democrats!
That's almost pure invention.
@@encouragingword1172 most racist thing anyone said in the past 100 years and no one said a word...
@@jerrybobteasdale Still, it's entertaining.
joe ain't racist. Only Donald was.......
This was a pretty accurate Western. It was based around the time that Amtrak was built all the way to Hawaii, and the cowboy rode it for over a million miles so he could personally deliver a Wells Fargo gold shipment to Iran to rescue Amelia Earhart and save Middle Earth. Classic!
You forgot how joey built Noah's Ark .
Awesome, what a hero, & in his later years he became a professor at a prestigious University where he got paid a million $ for two meetings & a short speech.
You're definitely hired for the sequel!!!
It shoulda ended with Young Biden shaking invisible hands and wandering around a bit.
😂😅😊
I wish this movie was actually a full length feature! 🤣🤣🤣
Agreed.
Where have you been? It's been going on for 3 years already.
So many possibilities. Stumbling repeatedly over the same step in front of the General Mercantile to get an ice cream cone. Most consistent customer at the ladies hair salon. Staring off into the sunset....because he can't remember the way home.
WE NEED IT SO BAD!!
The script has already been written, we're just waiting on the daily wire to pick it up after the payout from ladyballers
This is my favorite political comedy sketch of all time. So well done.
This definitely should be a series. Every word out of his mouth is comedic gold. Its no wonder they made him president.
Spaghetti Western Biden, Sci-Fi Biden, Action Biden, Rom-Com Biden, Horror Biden.
It does give us something to laugh about in these dark xidendaze. ;-D TRUMP 2024 †
It never crossed my mind until just now...that our current president is a comedian 😅
Raining oil 😮
I'm looking forward to the Christmas special. " In the same stable where Jesus lay, the problem with civil war is we didn't have enough airports." Now if that line ever makes sense just go check yourself in.
You are SO lucky to get this sketch onto RUclips before Joe puts that 'interwebbie thingy misinformation' law on us!
Australia is trying to put one through now and it's only the minor parties, who hold balance of power, standing in their way.
It's terrifying to me that someone who is so inept is leader of an entire country... and I don't even live in the US.
thank goodness we shall all be protected from the mis and the dis very soon . I fear perusing the interweb now because of the super mega maga madness cult spreading their poison . why I remember the early days after mr. Gore invented those tubes when it was a safe and educational place to explore . perhaps one day soon it will be again .
@@dive2drive314 Oh, Biden's not the leader. It's terrifying not to know for sure who the leader(s) is/are. (My money is on Obama as Biden's handler and answering to someone else unnamed at the top.)
@@andymanaus1077 I have noted that Sky News is allowed to report some obvious consequences of commie paedo transie groomerism in any country but their own.
I've watched this so many times - and cry with laughter every time. How the actors kept a straight face I'll never know. Brilliant!
Making a Corn Pop a western with Bide quotes. What a brilliant idea. Truly funny.
That was excellent. A compilation of actual Biden saying these quotes at the end would be the cherry on top.
Nahh that would hav ruined it having to see his mug and hear his disgusting real voice!
I was in Scranton P.A. when this came out in the theater. I paid 10 cents to see it. Accounting for Biden-Flation, that would be about 30 dollars in today's money! It was an instant classic! Shame it got lost to time! All time favorite!
This video is hilarious and scary at the same time. One thing you forgot - Tex could never figure out which side of the set to walk off.
I used to hate Biden. But, after watching this cool video depicting him as a rugged cowboy… well, HE WROTE THE DAMN BILL!
That's probably why he didn't walk off the set.
@@paulis7319 How do you want Old Smeller to walk off set? Once he’s at the podium, you’d have to be Magellan to figure a way out.
Good thing they didn't have a great many sets of stairs in the west
That scene is in the sequel. Along with the foothills of ffffggfhggghggjghhj
A most excellent depiction of Joe Biden's political career. Excellent!
I’m crying with laughter. Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂
Better than every Disney movie for the last 10 years.
How True!!!
I didn't know until this moment that a Babylon Bee / JP crossover was so very needed....
That guy's dry delivery is awesome!
LOL. The Babylon Bee has always been funny, but they really outdid themselves with this one! This is great.
That was so good, and also tells us everything we need to know about the liar 'n' chief! Great to seeJP on Babylon Bee!
This might be your best yet!
Two words!:
Awesome!
Now if Disney could release anything with half the cinematic excellence of what I just watched, they would be back in business !
I’m offended by this! (Insert rage crying here)
I knew you would be offended…
I for one won't even watch a movie until you've officially been offended by it, so THANKS for the top notch review!
KIR Ammo thanks you for making the surprise appearance! We had no idea! Come visit us in Arlington!
You knocked up a home run!! The libtardy tears are great!.....but I Love to teach the high schoolers about the life from [back in the day]
Yeah…ain’t we all?? 🤪
Blazing Saddles might finally have a worthy contender with this one!
This is a national treasure. It needs to be archived with the Library Congress and kept in the Smithsonian vault.
Put it on the next probe we send into deep space, should keep the aliens guessing.
Really good really funny. If Biden ever watches this he’ll probably believe it’s his actual bio and start to tell stories of his cowboy days. Biden’s a legend in his own mind for sure.
Yes!! Like when he started using the phrase "Let's Go Brandon", as if it meant you were on his side.
Doesn't matter. 2 minutes later he wouldn't remember it anyway.
😂😂😂
I enjoy rewatching this video whenever I need a good laugh!! Thanks guys.
This is one of the most fantastic sketches I have ever watched, both on RUclips and on television. Top level comedy, comparable with the best Monty Python classics, without irony. Even more so, given the strong political satire impact that this has.
True it's fantastic writing and delivery 😂😂😂LOOK FAT is now gonna be a personal favourite insult of mine 😅
That was so funny I had to watch it twice and shared it with all the democrats in my life! Turns out to be a lot of people😢
So you hang with some dubious people.
@@maxwellcrazycat9204 yes, but what are you going to do about family?😂
99% of the people i know are democrats.
graveyard?
I know by the amount of likes i get, which is zero. Most of my family are liberals, sadly.
Wish I had known of this movie earlier. Now "Once Upon a Time in the West" takes second place to this masterpiece.
Absolutely brilliant send up of Bidenisms.
This should be archived at his Presidential Library (when they make one).
It already exists somewhere on an Amish homestead. They call it the outhouse.
It will be on repeat 🔁 in the Ice Cream Shoppe , Corn Pop will be by sniffing hair in the hair salon.
The presidential bookshelf
The Biden Presidential Library will be the weird book donation mailbox at the curb of that odd neighbor (we all have one).
This was ridiculously good. Even the facial expressions were freaking spot-on.
I’m going to say it - this is the best video the Babylon Bee has ever made. I’ve watched it a dozen times and I’m laughing so hard each time!
Never laughed so hard at a Bee video. Please do a series on this.
Based strongly on a true story... The actual words of Brandon. Hilarious!
This had me WEEPING with laughter! TOTALLY priceless!
😂😂😂 busting a gut. This is pure comedy gold.
Absolutely flawless! Perhaps the Bee's best work to date. I believe you managed to get in almost every unhinged thing Biden said (in his first 2 weeks in office). Bravo!
Hold on, he's says something unhinged practically every time he speaks.
Laughter is such good medicine!! Thank you!😂❤
This was very well done, especially the outtakes. I am glad that you resurrected a 101 year old film that Brandon watched when he was thirty. Great job. Answers so many mysteries of his public service…you know the thing…
This was BAR NONE one of the most hysterical bits ever! Like a lot of other folks here I had to watch it twice. I cried so hard I laughed my t-shirt wet with salty amusement! Shared it with EVERYONE! Thanks to BB and JP and friends! Frickin BRILLIANT 😂
Thank you BB for finding this lost work of art.
This is the BEST short film I've seen in a long time! Great actors too. 😆 🤣
This is, quite possibly, the greatest thing I have ever seen. Maybe even the greatest ever made. Another Bee classic, keep killing it guys. Christ is King!
This guy is absolutely hilarious and how he does it with a straight face is beyond me lol
Beautiful! Great to know old Joe was so inspired by these timeless characters 😅
Best. Skit. Ever! This was brilliant! Please give us more like this😁 And the new cowboy is a great addition to the Babylon Bee cast.
Classic!!!
I want to see the bloopers!
This was absolutely hilarious!! All of the actors were great, but the main one spitting out those ridiculous Biden lines like Clint Eastwood was AMAZING!! Thanks for the wonderful laugh! (Even though it's a bit disturbing that a president actually said those things!)
I need the full movie!! This was more entertaining than anything to come out of Hollywood in just about forever.
jpsears deserves a true and proper award. love his viewpoints. these need wider distriubution
I have no idea how these actors could not bust out laughing!
I agree, this needs to be expanded into at least a mini-series!! 😅 😅
The barkeep’s face is absolutely priceless!
Nicely done BB. This will be one for the history books.
Definitely a keeper!
Every time I watch this it gets better! Props to Kir Ammo for sponsoring this masterpiece!! 👏👏👏👏
Please Babylon Bee, MORE OF THIS! I was rolling 🤣 usually I just expel a few chuckles at a BB video, but this one was special.🥰
I'm so happy JP is now part of the Babylon Bee family!!
My name is Malarkey and I support this message.
Glad to see this come up in my feed again 😂😂😂
TRUEINANATINIADEPREPRESAH is the greatest movie quote of all time. I'm so happy you found this revolutionary color print in an era where black and white was 100% of the medium. "Malarkey" was iconic even after its time.
2nd is “Rose bud”….😉
This movie was made before both the invention of three-color technicolor and even the first feature length talking picture, yet this movie uses both. Maybe the movie was only released in one theater because Hollywood didn't want the makers of the movie to destroy silent movies and black & white movies, which happened 5-7 years later by other people.
Oh wow too funny! Written and played so well. Thanks for the giggles. “Don’t say it like that” hilarious.
Just reading your comment made me chuckle aloud again remembering the line. So funny!
Perfection!! Thank you for the laughter!!
I keep coming back to watch this over and over. Thank you so much for making things like this
You guys nailed it. Hilarious. Thank you for the work you do!!
This is comedy gold. I’ve rewatched it 3 times already
This needs to be a full movie, or a series or something. We need so much more.
Well, kinda agree. It's just that We've had plenty of the actual reality of the old senile pedo pete pos demon. Do We REALLY need anymore, even in parody? IDK, maybe, for a laugh.
I forgot about this great classic movie that won several awards for theatrical design, background rendering and the best soliloquy by an actor. Thanks for sharing this masterpiece of spaghetti western cinema lol.
That was so well done. Bravo BB! The "corn pop" actor was hilarious.
Outstanding. Pure Bee Sting. Welcome to the show, JP
I NEED THIS TO BE A FULL MOVIE. THIS IS NOT A WANT. THIS. IS. A. NEED. PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN, BABYLON BEE. PLEASE!!!!! I WILL NOT STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS UNTIL YOU DO.
LET ME HELP YOU! I TOTALLY AGREE!!
3 years of living inside this movie is not enough for you?
@@itt23rtouche
Yep, I see a nice collaboration with the Daily Wire to make this happen🤪
@@connectwme First Lady Ballers then Malarky. Time for the rise of Woke Joke movies! 😂
This needs to be a full feature film!
Love this! Let’s go Brandon!
F-J-B
The Babylon Bee NEEDS to have a Western skit at least once a month!!!! LOL 🎸🎸🎸🎸
A classic! Definitely would have swept the Oscar's if it had gone into general release.
More of this, please! It is hilarious and sad at the same time that this guy is fraudulently our President... UGH! Great stuff! You guys and JP Sears and the like produce better skits than Saturday Night Live has in 40 years!