ABSCO Sheds..., Product Review ; Conducted During Rain - Abject Failure ?

G'day,
Note to
Malicious avaricious vicious
penny-pinching
moneygrubbing
misrable
mongrel-bred
Arseholes...;
It is
At Law
Not Possible to ask a
"Defamatory"
QUESTION.
So,
Precisely,
WHY Are Your Products
So VERY
Unfit For Purpose...?
WHY is the
Re-Engineered
Redesigned
Product which you are
FOISTING OFF onto your Customers,
SO
VERY
MUCH
LESS FUNCTIONAL,
At Twice the Price -
Of what used to be
Bog-Standard
In the Market
Here
A mere
3 Decades ago ?
I would not want
YOUR
Well-deserved
SHITTY KARMA...,
Not for all the
Tofu-Drek
"Infestment Opportunities"
In all of
Chynaaah...
Yuck
Fou...!
Such is life.
Have a good one...
Stay safe.
;-p
Ciao !

[@RichardRoy2]

Buggers! Sorry to hear about that Chris.
Yeah, I'd be pissed, too.
I'd definitely be drilling holes on the outside of those base channels. Especially the low end.
I think I'd be worried the water came in from the bottom, too, from under the channel.
I'd probably find the high end and maybe grind some gutters into the concrete to draw the water away.
With all that water on the inside it's no wonder there's condensation on the ceiling.
Hopefully, once it's dry, it wont be like that.
Yeah, the overhang should have been greater.
Hopefully you'll get it all sorted.
Best of luck and be well.

[@WarblesOnALot]

G'day,
Thanks mate !
It never occurred to me that anybody would take the idea of a Lawn Locker and put it through a process of a
Death of a thousand
Penny-pinching
Cutbacks, and thus finishing up by
Selling
Defective Shed-shaped
Garden Sculptures,
At $1,976
For the one I bought.
I knew that there are a
LOT of
Fcukwits currently
Cluttering up the Planet...;
But the people who made and sold that Shed have really shocked me.
As I said, it's a very good thing that I'm not in charge of distributing the Karmic Kicks up the Arseholes of the
Selfish...
Happily,
That would be
A job for
Someone else, entirely ;
Not for me.
I would be far too harsh and capricious...
Such is life,
Have a good one...
Stay safe.
;-p
Ciao !

[@dogdazetravellergarrett1367]

Life always has the battle of cost versus quality versus design build.
Seems like the public, customers, end users have to make improvements on anything purchased new nowadays...... Pretty sad. 😎👍👍

[@WarblesOnALot]

G'day,
Thanks !
Yeah, apparently
We
Share the
Planet with
8 Billion
Fcukwits, all
Desperately trying to
Cut
Corners while
Maintaining
Profits.
The Greenland Icecap &
West Antarctica's
Twaites Glacier
WILL
Wash away a lot
Of the
Shit...,
With which
Humanity
Chooses to
Preoccupy ourselves.
35 years and a $1,000 Garden Shed has
"Been Progressively Engineered" into a
Facsimile of a
Garden Shed.
It
Gives the impression of being a
Garden Shed.
But...
Half the Rain which runs off the walls, is
Channelled
Inside the
Enclosure, to
Piss under everything sitting on the
Floor.
And the
Cnuts don't mention any such feature
Until Page 23 of the
23 page Instructions - which only came in the Flatpack because I bought it last year.
The current
Shitboxes expect one to
"Go
Online"
To discover how they
Fondly imagine their
Shitboxes
Fit
Together.
Truthfully, it's enough to give
Diorrhoea the
Shits.
I would have gladly paid an extra $500 or $1,000 for a Shed which
Was
Functional &
Fit for purpose.
Now,
I have
NOTHING "good" to say
About
ANYONE who
Works for such a mob of
Professional
Bullshit Artists.
Their
CHOICE.
Such is life,
Have a good one.
;-p
Ciao !

[@lololol803]

I still thing that old washing machine will be the source of the next pandemic... (hint as to whome i may be). Keep up the awesome content champion. My wife and I enjoy the show!

[@WarblesOnALot]

G'day,
Thanks !
It'll be fine..., how dangerous could fermented Soapy Rainwater in a sealed Terrarium- with an Equator-facing Window-Wall evolve to be ; in a lifetime...?
It isn't as if it features Human Feedlots wet-butchering and eating stressed, caged, captured Wildlife in open-air Marketplaces carried home unrefrigerated...; kinda thing.
What clue, where,
I have no idea ?
Like the
Average striving wannabe,
I remain remarkably
Ignorant...
Such is life,
Have a good one...
Stay safe.
;-p
Ciao !
Such is

[@juliewilliams489]

Water and wheather protection is what you want from a shed.
The shed i made has c section top and bottom. By cementing the lowere c section into the cement floor helps tie it down.
Dont know if you can cement a slope from the wall to the edge of the footing to help lock it down and seal the u section.
I have bought one too that i havent put up yet. But have bought the gutters for it. Im worried theres not enough room between the doors and roof for a normal size gutter. Also i think the c section on the edge of the roof stabilises the roof so if you take it off you might need some strapping on top? But i havent installed mine yet. The strapping would also colect leaves and debris.
Have you over laped the roof sheetsh the wrong way?
You have confirmed my fears though.

[@WarblesOnALot]

G'day,
Thanks !
I've treated the thing as a lump of Oz-made Cheap Chinesium...; Something which, if treated "perfectly" within the Production-Engineer's hypotheses regarding "Normal Conditions Of Operation..."
Might
Perhaps
Possibly be
Coaxed into becoming
Functional.
To satisfy my requirements though - I'm retro-engineering in to become
Fit
For
Purpose.
Right now, I'm "racing" to finish the PV-Panel Trackable-Racks Tobe done in time for the 3-Kw/Hr /Day Setup to arrive for Installation on Wednesday.
Have a good one...
Stay safe.
;-p
Ciao !

[@ripme6616]

Warbles on and on🪕

[@WarblesOnALot]

G'day,
Yes.
"Chris Warbles" was the abbreviated version of
Chris Warblesonalot...;
As bestowed upon moi
As a
Nickname,
By the Communards living upon
"Wytaliba", in about 1987.
It was an update, on
"Chris Windmills".
'Because he doesn't only warble on about Windmills..., he warbles on about LOTS of things....!"
General laughter, politely....
"And sometimes he
Warbles On
ENTIRELY too much...!"
Entire meeting dissolved into helpless laughter....
2011, my Dottarchild created a YT Channel & bookmarked it onto my Prepaid Mobile Phone..., & the Hippie-Commune Nickname was the logical Channel Name.
And 3 months after that, the son of a Local Tribal Elder told my daughter that my local
Aboriginal Name,
Is
"...'Ave-A-Chat !"
So, 2 nicknames,
From 2 Groups of Social Fringe-Dwellers,
Neither of which am I an actual
Member -
But, yet, their Chosen Labels
For referring to myself, are
Synchronously intermeshing, and Dovetailing...
With all it's faults...; I actuarially really enjoy figuring out
How
Society
"Works"...
Such is life,
Have a good one...
Stay safe.
;-p
Ciao !