Pepper spray: One star: Does not work nicely on hot wings. Tastes terrible and I couldn't see the food anymore. Plus side: Great appetite control as I couldn't swallow for hours. Would not recommend.
For the vacuum y’all could of put “H E L P how do i get my teacher’s hamster out of it. It got stuck on the tube and it doesn’t want to come out any recommendations as to what to do?”
Matt's review for that book got me laughing so hard my mom asked if i was working- i couldnt stop laughing at the spelling errors and the fact that a 10 year old is reviewing that book!! someone save me XD
My sisters teacher gave us the butt book. I was eating in the kitchen and I over heard my mom reading that book. I walk into the room when she finished and I said “I never heard the word “butt” so may times in a span of 5 minutes.” And just walked out. My mom was dying of laughter and I could hear my dad from his room saying “Why do I have weird kids?” 😂😂
For the soap bar, he should have said,” I don’t like this product. I bought five bars thinking they would be awesome, but it tastes nothing like citrus
20:15 Wolf one Michael should’ve titled it “not blue” and wrote “ I bought blue ray so I could see it in smurf vision. Imagine my disappointment when it was in humanoid vision.
Cactus: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ bought a fake cactus (but still kinda sharp), and my neighbor stole. And he stabbed himself in the butt with it, and threatened to sue me. I had a good laugh and I told him to leave
I'm rewatching Dope or Nope years later and these feel like they came out just yesterday. I notice so many different jokes and recognize more of the products. For example that Swiss army knife is my dad's favorite brand I got him a more affordable one for Christmas 2022 and remembered laughing when I saw the mega Swiss army knife. That is now about $60 more expensive. I told my dad about it and he straight faceds told me how that is the dream Swiss knife and them listed how its better. I'm still not sure if he was joking. I guess I have until Christmas 2023 to figure it out.
when he was thinking of a joke for the vacuum cleaner i would of used scary movie as a reference 😂 "I told you mom don't bother me while im cleaning my room" 😂😂
I have something to confess... so I haven’t watched your videos in a while and I started to feel bad for myself because I used to wait every week for a new video and I feel bad for myself because when I saw your new videos, I found out that I’m missing so much great content. You guys are amazing and very very funny. I can’t believe I missed all of the amazing videos!
*Tanner makes a joke on horse girls* “Horse girls are girls who love horses... you know they’re just crazy” Me: 💔 Y’know... I don’t need a crush on tan man anyway. I have my horse as a boyfriend.
The Swiss army night. "I have been planning a murder but all the tools I would have to use would be to many to carry around. Thanks to the swiss army knife I can steal a car and disassemble my wife."
For the Swiss army night, I would've put the title as 'Changing Assassin Tactics' and wrote 'Rubbish. The saw isn't sharp enough to use on my sibling. I found out seconds later she must be part demon. Experiment failed. Wouldn't recommend.'
Does anyone else realise that Matt says why is everybody pitching to me and then then he pitches to Tanner and Michael straight after instead of the Horse Girl
I know its been months but for the Toilet Brush one i wouldve put "This works like a charm. Ive seen these in all of my friends bathrooms so i decided to buy one. Dont regret it considering my placque has been at an all time low."
For the butt book: “After reading this I decided I needed a new butt. I looked up closest butt stores near me but I guess there’s only a special place you can get them. My mommas tired of driving me around but I need a new one. Update: She told me all of them have a crack. Nevermind. The book is a whole bunch of lies. Definitely don’t recommend
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For the pepper spray I would have said something along the lines of: "Worst pepper spray ever. Didn't season my food properly. : ( " : P
Jane Aviv Brenner omg 😂
Amber Ward 🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Peeps would think yo dumb.
Bear Grylls disagrees...
I think it was the celeb survival with... Shaq? The big basketball player guy.
Um... you don't eat it, that's dangerous. Smyh
Pepper spray: One star: Does not work nicely on hot wings. Tastes terrible and I couldn't see the food anymore. Plus side: Great appetite control as I couldn't swallow for hours. Would not recommend.
For the multipurpose knife tool thing I would have wrote
“Very handy in helping me fix stuff around the house. Too bad it couldn’t fix my marriage.”
Tanner: "I have a fear of holes"
Me: "Then why do you only wear jeans with holes in them?"
Facts
Tanner: "I-.....Listen hear you little sh**"
Every clothing article has holes or you can't wear them
SAPPHIRE JACOBS
It’s Trypophobia, I have it too
Good point
For the vacuum he should have said “total waste of money. This leaf blower kept sucking up all the leaves
LAMO
book
That's what a grandma would say right 😂
@@anthonyfields5107 *lmao
Logan Mosser
XDDD
Amazon: It just shows a picture of a boy's butt
Tanner: laughs after accusing Michael of being immature for laughing at the word butt
For the vacuum one I would put “Oops, I thought it was dust, Rest In Peace grandma:(
It’s very dark I know
My friends
Friends: us has to separate it from the stuff
Me: I don’t want corona so have some mask *sparys scented stuff that’s like hand sanitizer*
this actually made me cackle
Wow THATS DARK U HAS TO GET THER THO
That's actually really funny!
The fact that the banana cutter wasn’t on here is criminal
Go green!
Who else remembers when Brian would break stuff
YAS! 😆
Those were simpler times
Eew a banana
Bryan*
Big Time Aze thank you for that
matt should’ve said “didn’t come with a shirtless man. very disappoint.”
For the customer review on the pepper spray he should’ve said “didn’t work as breath spray”
Or adds a good kick to any meal
Or body spray lmao
Hahahahahahahaha
100 like
So many non-funny people around, wow, or maybe you're 8 and I'm being a douche for telling you this punchline sucks so bad it's actually funny
You a real OG if you were here when this channel was called "Matthias"
Yup
Yep
I was
Lively Duaa yes
Yeeeeshhhhh
Tanner: I have a fear of holes!
Me: But what about the holes in his jeans?
He's afraid of someone else's holes...😁😂
“This thing sucks and blows” -tanner
TK S like a animal🐾
TK S dirty minded hits* :3
EEEEHEEEMM
Dirty boy
Horse girl
Tanner reacting to buying a new butt: « been there brother, I’ve been trying to do that for years. » 😳
Butter chain
When matt said "its a literate kid" yet the mom read the book to him 😂😂
Jordan Zamenick ikr
For the vacuum y’all could of put “H E L P how do i get my teacher’s hamster out of it. It got stuck on the tube and it doesn’t want to come out any recommendations as to what to do?”
Omg lol 😂
CPS: *Goes to Tanner's door*
CPS: Yeah uhm, where's Johnny?
Where is mondo
10:10 everyone lost, it’s funny when an adult stares at you through a camera looking straight into your eyes and says butt.
I’m 17 almost 18 and I was fine till he stared at the camera and said butt then I lost it
I’m now 18
@@inkthefoxboy how was your birthday?
but
Matt's review for that book got me laughing so hard my mom asked if i was working- i couldnt stop laughing at the spelling errors and the fact that a 10 year old is reviewing that book!! someone save me XD
LOL that was a funny one :P
Amazon: If you run out of spray, you need to move to a different neighborhood
Matt: *Falls over in chair, laughing
For the horse mask they should’ve said, “took this to bed for some extra fun, let’s just say this took the reverse cowgirl to a new level.”
My sisters teacher gave us the butt book. I was eating in the kitchen and I over heard my mom reading that book. I walk into the room when she finished and I said “I never heard the word “butt” so may times in a span of 5 minutes.” And just walked out. My mom was dying of laughter and I could hear my dad from his room saying “Why do I have weird kids?” 😂😂
For the soap bar, he should have said,” I don’t like this product. I bought five bars thinking they would be awesome, but it tastes nothing like citrus
Dönkê is it rlly u
Monkë
“There were no wolfs in this movie” 😂
DjLoggyLogg No, it’s wolves, not wolfs
@@thompson3137 its leviOsa not leViosa
titan daddy it’s leviOsa, not levioSA*
The pepperspray:
It didn't season my food but it did to my eyes😂
First
@@swayice5847 what
Ben: great for waterproof kindling bad for murder
FBI: We got him
Pretty upset they didn’t buy any sugar free gummy bears
Ean Smith omg yes the HARIBO gummy
Bear reviews are the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Lmao... literally
The wolf of wall street should have been ‘’still a better love story than twilight”
20:15 Wolf one Michael should’ve titled it “not blue” and wrote “ I bought blue ray so I could see it in smurf vision. Imagine my disappointment when it was in humanoid vision.
Bro this needs more likes
@@lillianstigers6635 it really doesnt
Video idea: Ten Anime products Tanner would love to have
Make this popular
Then give none of them to Tanner
If the video is made and I get no credit, I will be shook!
YUS BEST IDEA EVER
This comment has more likes than Dope or nopes One, they Better do this video
Liz: Oh yeah, we tested it...
Tanner: already put his mouth on it and blew into it
If they wanted a product with REALLY hilarious reviews, they should've checked out the Nicodemus Coffin Bed- every single review is comedy gold. 😂
Tanner : I have a fear of holes!
Is this why he isn’t married yet? 🤨🤔
sam mcnamara LOL
oh no,, *sent in Gentle Effect*
He has a girlfriend.
ya
UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
-a iPad comes up-
Matthias: Luna would love this!
Ok boomer...(Did I do it right?)
@@sukhi5452 no u didnt lol
@@oliveroliverhangout9838 l
an iPad*
Cactus: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
bought a fake cactus (but still kinda sharp), and my neighbor stole. And he stabbed himself in the butt with it, and threatened to sue me. I had a good laugh and I told him to leave
How many are not 8 yrs old but still laughed at “BUTT”
Apple Juice not me I just looked tanner in the eyes with a dead look 😂
Am i eight?
me,apparently 14 year olds laugh too
um i 8 and no laught
@@aaren9328 thats bc ur not "one of us"
"My skin is not itchy or red and nothing new is dangling between my legs" lmao🤣
"Watches wolf of wallstreet" : Decides there must have actually been room on Rose's door...
I love you guys! Great video!
Me:Gets notification for Dope Or Nope sometime today,opens it super fast
Also me:*cries when i saw its private*
Maybe the mistake upload it and make it private fast as sonic
Same
If a vacuum sucks then it doesn’t suck, but if it doesn’t suck than it sucks
Zelda Lover LoL is it bad I understood this? 😂 my cousin read this and said wait what?
Renny D I mean I understand it because I actually thought it, I always confuse my friends with it and have to explain 😂
Who needs subtitles when you can just go to the comment section
I know right, there’s so many unoriginal people in the comment section.
What
*ya dude*
-also-
_I like ur shoes_
Ok but like the camera pepper spray is actually smart
SHARK TANK
18:11 For all my fellow crazy people, this is the perfect murder weapon(s). You can even open your baked beans after a nice murder.
Sad how they took it down earlier in the middle of me watching it
oof
Same
I just got the notification as they did
I couldn't even watch it. It said "this video is private"
Wonder what happened... i managed to watch it all earlier lol.
“There were no wolfs in this movie”- Shiva P. 2016
The case was so good my son started flainling his arms around in the water
Matt: Why are you pitching to me, pitch to the horse
Also Matt: Doesn't pitch to the horse
Im glad im not the only one who noticed that! Things like that happen more often than not lol
Matthias: “Clean your toilet; then clean your teeth.”
Me: “So is that considered potty mouth?” 🤔
For the pocket knife he should of said; "1 star, I threw it at a trash bag and it turned into Cardi B, so I guess nothing really changed"
When hes called Tan man but hes the whitest in the group
Mmmmmm I was 100th like
150th
211
256th
Have you seen Mathias in the sun😂
Tanner "I have a fear of holes!!!"
*Me trying to explain to my mom trypopohbia is a real thing* "See! Im not the only one!!!!"
Crafting Panda *trypophobia
Trypophobia is the fear of small clustered holes not a singular hole
how do you have sex?
@@lookatdatcontrol9960 you dont wanna know.
@@lookatdatcontrol9960 maybe one day you’ll know
I'm rewatching Dope or Nope years later and these feel like they came out just yesterday. I notice so many different jokes and recognize more of the products. For example that Swiss army knife is my dad's favorite brand I got him a more affordable one for Christmas 2022 and remembered laughing when I saw the mega Swiss army knife. That is now about $60 more expensive. I told my dad about it and he straight faceds told me how that is the dream Swiss knife and them listed how its better. I'm still not sure if he was joking. I guess I have until Christmas 2023 to figure it out.
Commenting Before the RUclipsr
Me: I’m Bored
You guys are always funny, I want to tank you three for making my day! I love you all three of you equally ❤️
Mathias: Dope
Tanner: Dope
Michael: Dope
when he was thinking of a joke for the vacuum cleaner i would of used scary movie as a reference 😂 "I told you mom don't bother me while im cleaning my room" 😂😂
When you check RUclips at the right time
And you get a one minute old dope or nope video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tanner: “I have a fear of holes”. Does your girlfriend know this?
Brooo.... 🤦🏼♀️
You sooo dirty
LSGamer #1 well, he does. He said it several times in the video.
Except, I’m sure she wouldn’t like to hear what he said.
Search up tryphophobia
😂😂😂
0:57 Michael looks so uncomfortable after he puts his hand on Tanner's shoulder😂😂
"I'm nervous"
Only og Matthias fans will remember: ShOoK nAsTy
“This thing sucks and blows”
Omg. 😏
I was searching for a comment like this- 😂😂
Just like me
( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)
4:20 😂 😂 “ talk to the horse”
4:16 you will have to see for yourself 😂 😂
I have something to confess... so I haven’t watched your videos in a while and I started to feel bad for myself because I used to wait every week for a new video and I feel bad for myself because when I saw your new videos, I found out that I’m missing so much great content. You guys are amazing and very very funny. I can’t believe I missed all of the amazing videos!
Time to marathon them!
LadyHitchhiker Young totally gonna do that!
Ya could have been like “Aye I’m from the movie. Woof.” “Ya liars.”
“There were no wolves in the movie” 😂😂😂
“Horse girls are crazy so you gotta use a spray gun with gasoline and spray them.•
Me: *runs to corner*
Tanner: WOW *claps non stop* Great story joe!
Michael: That’s the government!!!
😑
Matt not knowing what a horse girl is has affended me. Lol
For the pepper spray at 9:50 you could’ve said “didn’t taste like pepper”
*Tanner makes a joke on horse girls*
“Horse girls are girls who love horses... you know they’re just crazy”
Me: 💔
Y’know... I don’t need a crush on tan man anyway. I have my horse as a boyfriend.
That's nasty
And you say he's lying
Yoinks you’re right, I’m sorry. It’s not Christian of me to cheat on my boyfriend for Tan man. I need to give up my crush and stick with my ❤️🦄❤️
@@hooveswhiskers7866, good for you, you don't need no man P.S. sorry I said you were weird
so your first comment got no responses, and you make this one?
15:00 "This vacuum sucks but it's better than the broom and pan I bought; I thought I'd use them more often but they're just collecting dust!"
Jokes on you I’m a nine year old 👊🏾 I don’t laugh at butt anymore.
The horse when he could’ve said I’m finally a model
"You're disappointed there was no wolves. I'm disappointed there were no streets made of walls. We are not the same."
For the WOWS one: “for everyone complaining about no wolves...clearly you didn’t watch until the after credits scene!”
Should’ve said “does this vacuum come with a bag?”
I am ashamed of my self of how hard and loud I laughed when he put the horse head on💀
“They have me by my snout!!” Tanner
Equestrian me: MUZZLE!!
😂
I’m not a horse girl. I’m an equestrian
The Swiss army night.
"I have been planning a murder but all the tools I would have to use would be to many to carry around. Thanks to the swiss army knife I can steal a car and disassemble my wife."
For the Swiss army night, I would've put the title as 'Changing Assassin Tactics' and wrote 'Rubbish. The saw isn't sharp enough to use on my sibling. I found out seconds later she must be part demon. Experiment failed. Wouldn't recommend.'
@@ambiv3rted would make a great movie. A master assassin who can only use a crappy pocket multi-tool.
You know you're an OG if you remember the mobo pro.
"Although we could totally put a go pro on the mobo pro bro" is the best line ever
For the soap, I would've put "doesn't taste as good as it smells"
I would eat as if they have added bread and chicken masala
tbh its all natural and vegan so you can eat it the product is godlike tbh smells better than other soaps
Why is that guy in the commercial Tanner in 10 years? 🤣
Micheal could have said for the review on the movie "once there was a wolf...... and he went..... poof". I came up with this right away
You guys make us laugh so hard it’s hilarious 😂 keep making us laughs and keep making great content
1:38 that’s what she said hahahahahahahahahahaha
Cleveland Browns jr for life I can’t 😂😂😂
Does anyone else realise that Matt says why is everybody pitching to me and then then he pitches to Tanner and Michael straight after instead of the Horse Girl
Watching this is like watching Robots making a Adam Sandler movie
Michael is that a wine glass I see?
Oh wait. It's a water bottle.
*Backs into the shadows*
You should've read the reviews for the sugar free gummy bears lol...so hilarious xD
Matt: Half horse half girl
Me: So a furry
Or she could be a centaur which is half person half horse
CJ it’s still someone’s fetish... god I need help.
@@aviator2363 we’ll furries aren’t really a fetish it’s just some kind of fandom which originated from idfk
Plus just blame deviant art for the R34
For the wolf of wallstreet one he should’ve said, “ so is he the werewolf”
MacGyver would be proud of that Swiss army knife if he had one
If they didn't find "How to Avoid Huge Ships" I'm going to be disappointed.
As a fan of anime, horse girl means something completely different to me.
Now this is funny, not for kids but funny
What ?
@@brianda5793 You... uh don't want to know.
Hehe well for a furry it means a completely different thing.
I know its been months but for the Toilet Brush one i wouldve put "This works like a charm. Ive seen these in all of my friends bathrooms so i decided to buy one. Dont regret it considering my placque has been at an all time low."
I need to buy this toilet brush and review it with the comment "It ain't gonna be white when I'm done with it"
For the butt book: “After reading this I decided I needed a new butt. I looked up closest butt stores near me but I guess there’s only a special place you can get them. My mommas tired of driving me around but I need a new one.
Update: She told me all of them have a crack. Nevermind. The book is a whole bunch of lies. Definitely don’t recommend
Today I was feeling down. When I was watching u I laughed and now I’m feeling alright. Thank you