My husband and I have been together 35yrs, married 34. I hit menopause and my husband's motto became, I choose life. He will tell people. Careful, I can release the Kraken. I would like to know when he became Liam Neeson and where was I when that happened?
To be fair the males are bad to neither take care of their babies except for ants one species of roach and termites which all (IDK about termites) are female
My progression of thought: "Oh no, it's a male mantis getting ready for a date. I know how this will end..." "Wait. Statistically speaking, only a fourth or so of mantis matings actually end in death." "Wait, this is the internet. That doesn't matter." "Oh fuck, he's so dead." "Oh, wow! That's so sweet..." "Oh. That, uh. That sucks."
Male Mantis: *sees other head on branch* "NOPE! nope nooe nope nope nopitty nope." *falls on face* *gets back up* "Nope nope nope nop Nop nop nop. KAY BAIIII!!!"
Well a yandere is someone who is so obsessed with you that they will murder anyone around you to keep you to themselves. This is more like them killing you cause of nature.
+Zappheera Even if the males know, they don't care. They have to take this risk because accretion is they only purpose. Other way the black widows males kinda know if they clumsy very easily can be eaten by the female (probably she loves the smart guys).
pong lenis this is very unscientific and very little understanding of how animal brains work. A lot of animals we never gave credit to before we are now realising are rather intelligent. No animal with a brain and central nervous system runs on instinct alone by that logic humans only run on instinct as intelligence itself is just another tool in the instinctual survival kit this way of thinking has in the past really limited science for example the mirror test for animal awareness was discredited when pigeons were proven to pass the test because no one wanted to admit that pigeons were intelligent enough to be self aware. Flash forward to today and we know birds are very intelligent as despite small brain size their neutrons are more compact meaning a bird the same size as a mouse actually in theory has way more brain power than said mouse. We need to give animals more credit especially considering we to are animals
I had a Very Bad feeling at the first place...... Because I knew the scientific dating process of it..... And when I saw all the heads... Oh man, I couldn't get worse.
Poor little guy!!! I had a Orchid Mantis,her name was Lilith, and she was as cruel as she was beautiful! She ate her first husband in their wedding night °^° Her second one, Lucifer, had much more luck...he had a long life for an male Mantis! He loved it to sit on the tip of my fingers while he was eating and I loved it to watch him chewing at the tiny flies x3 That's strange ...I know! But they are sooo adorable -^_^-
i had a male mantis who lived for 6 months. he died a virgin( no mate). his name was speedy. he had to die in my hand, looking up at me...i still miss home. he died last year.
@@abigaildiaz7910 No. Did you see him get eaten? No, no you didn't. Therefore you cannot say for certain that he was killed. It's common sense. If you didn't see him die, he didn't die.
@@wlf-kidri7008 Did you see the expression on his face at the end though? He was surrounded by venus flytraps and they eat all types of insects. Therefore it's foreshadowing that he still gets eaten
+Jacob Beristain Well the steps to tell are 1. are you dating a giant mantis female 2. are you dating a giant spider female. 3. are you dating a cannibal (Note: this one can be either gender) If yes to any of the above: i would say the signs are clear and you must break up with them immediately and run as they may still want to eat you.
Male mantis: *hey girl* 😎 Female mantis: Oh hey~ OwO Male mantis: wanna hang out? Female mantis: yeah! **cuts the male mantis’s head** Other Male mantises: **EMERGENCY MEETING** “ female mantis was the imposter “
Often times the males can escape in the wild. I thought it was lovely that she cared enough to let him go and fling him across the wilds. If you love them ladies, you'll let them go, but stick around and you are bound to hurt them. See? SEE? ;)
Danica Allison Wayne in the end tho what happened, I thought u was surrounded by a bunch of Venus fly traps was saying either route u take, love bites.
It's like a dark comedy. But if you look at it on a different perspective, it's like despite of that fact the male loves the female mantis so much to the point that they are ready to sacrifice their lives. Awww 😜
Lol poor little guy can't catch a break. This was fun to watch. I just finished watching a different short animation on the Planet Classroom Network channel called Moon Girl. If you're looking for a good laugh like this one, I recommend checking that one out next.
Um, why did he need an umbrella (flower)? Mantises have wings. They fly quite well, actually. Of course, the males are hair-trigger predators also, and the best way for the female to keep them "on task" and avoid being killed and eaten herself is to remove his head. What they can't see, they won't kill. Think of it as foreplay for living weapons.
Hannah Ortiz mine is a lepord gecko but he was a class pet but after summer I had to return him to school he was a amazing gecko starts to tear up 😢😢😢😢
The funny thing about this is I actually found a female praying mantis attached to a male this morning while walking my puppy and the male was decapitated 😂
The male’s little squeaks melt my heart every time. ❤️
All I could think of was Sid from Ice Age saying: No thanks, I choose life!
Steph Wilson I absolutely love your comment it's so random! :D
Lol
Manny:Sid, the tiger found a shortcut
Sid:*looks at the “shortcut”* No thanks I choose life
#Sid4Smart
Yo soy luna 😍😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😍😍😍😍😸😍😸😍😍😍😍
My husband and I have been together 35yrs, married 34. I hit menopause and my husband's motto became, I choose life. He will tell people. Careful, I can release the Kraken. I would like to know when he became Liam Neeson and where was I when that happened?
People are talking about how cruel female bugs are, yet I just want to appreciate the dude's bowtie.
To be fair the males are bad to neither take care of their babies except for ants one species of roach and termites which all (IDK about termites) are female
🙂😆😆😆☺😅😁😁😁🙂🙂🙂🙂😅😅😅
HidieFox I’m here to appreciate his big ol eyes, antennas and tie
Me too, HidieFox, Me too
Ma duuuuude ikr
My progression of thought:
"Oh no, it's a male mantis getting ready for a date. I know how this will end..."
"Wait. Statistically speaking, only a fourth or so of mantis matings actually end in death."
"Wait, this is the internet. That doesn't matter."
"Oh fuck, he's so dead."
"Oh, wow! That's so sweet..."
"Oh. That, uh. That sucks."
exactly!!!
F
50/50
That was the most scariest cartoon I've seen in years
me too! :(
Staci Russell watch watership down or filadae
Me too... 😳
If u think this bug film is scary u should see this one ruclips.net/video/g1Ijgn9t-4w/видео.html loll
And it's true in real life
Teacher shows this video to class
Teacher:so what did we learn today about nature?
Student:to never go outside ever again
Oof
never trust a female bigger than you-
Watch this 2 see dead moths ruclips.net/video/g1Ijgn9t-4w/видео.html loll
@@CartoonCat.And.Deadpool I'm the tallest in class so...
EXCUSE ME????
😂😂😂😂😂
It's a sad life being a male mantis apparently.
indeed..
And hyenas
@@princexots1639 lol i wanted to comment that
The female dies after giving birth
I wish male maties can get big as females
I like how he’s like “dafug?!” When she hands him the flower
Male Mantis:
*sees other head on branch*
"NOPE! nope nooe nope nope nopitty nope." *falls on face*
*gets back up*
"Nope nope nope nop
Nop nop nop. KAY BAIIII!!!"
This is how teachers should teach "Dramatic Irony" for the first time. haha.
TheJesusGirl100 turned ur likes to 100
And this is why u have 2 make sure your girlfriend isn't a yandere...
yg buat sy sa edi hy du
KICOIZA MATA OS FOLIOS
hahaha lol made my day but for real lol
games without frontiers
Well a yandere is someone who is so obsessed with you that they will murder anyone around you to keep you to themselves. This is more like them killing you cause of nature.
1:02 Totally knew that was coming
As soon as I saw the words love bites and the praying mantis I knew what was up
This makes me wonder if male mantis know they'll get eaten by their girlfriend or if it really comes as a surprise
+Zappheera Even if the males know, they don't care. They have to take this risk because accretion is they only purpose.
Other way the black widows males kinda know if they clumsy very easily can be eaten by the female (probably she loves the smart guys).
pong lenis frogs have brains what are you on about?
pong lenis if that were true then why is it possible to train cane toads?
pong lenis mazes and other rudementary problems. Seems like they’d have to have some sort of awareness and desicion making.
pong lenis this is very unscientific and very little understanding of how animal brains work. A lot of animals we never gave credit to before we are now realising are rather intelligent. No animal with a brain and central nervous system runs on instinct alone by that logic humans only run on instinct as intelligence itself is just another tool in the instinctual survival kit
this way of thinking has in the past really limited science for example the mirror test for animal awareness was discredited when pigeons were proven to pass the test because no one wanted to admit that pigeons were intelligent enough to be self aware.
Flash forward to today and we know birds are very intelligent as despite small brain size their neutrons are more compact meaning a bird the same size as a mouse actually in theory has way more brain power than said mouse.
We need to give animals more credit especially considering we to are animals
I had a Very Bad feeling at the first place...... Because I knew the scientific dating process of it..... And when I saw all the heads... Oh man, I couldn't get worse.
+Christine Forbes
Actually, they mate. then the female chops their mate's head👽 and eats him😵...tough love...😂
+DrTheKay ikr
ikr
Jifu Wen Lol, Same, at least Irl, he wouldn't die a virgin, they would have done it, before she decapitated him
Kennedy plays oookp
Poor little guy!!!
I had a Orchid Mantis,her name was Lilith, and she was as cruel as she was beautiful!
She ate her first husband in their wedding night °^°
Her second one, Lucifer, had much more luck...he had a long life for an male Mantis!
He loved it to sit on the tip of my fingers while he was eating and I loved it to watch him chewing at the tiny flies x3
That's strange ...I know! But they are sooo adorable -^_^-
Mantises are one of the most awesome insects. No wonder you love them :D
Kitsune j I love your reference the names of angels and demons =)
iEaTyOuReYyes mk lol yeah supernatural
i had a male mantis who lived for 6 months. he died a virgin( no mate). his name was speedy. he had to die in my hand, looking up at me...i still miss home. he died last year.
Kitsune BUN
.?.…Xe2e you ok
Male praying mantis: what is love? Baby don’t eat me, don’t eat me, please don’t
Nice one 😂
I get that that's how they mate, but I'm a different species. Thank God he lived. And thanks for the short as well!
BlueFox94
He still dies in the end didn't you see the Venus flytraps 😂
@@abigaildiaz7910 No. Did you see him get eaten? No, no you didn't. Therefore you cannot say for certain that he was killed. It's common sense. If you didn't see him die, he didn't die.
@@wlf-kidri7008 Did you see the expression on his face at the end though? He was surrounded by venus flytraps and they eat all types of insects. Therefore it's foreshadowing that he still gets eaten
But did he …. we’ll never know for sure …. hmmm 🤔
Dude I came here with the intention to fall asleep.
Rest in peace
2:17 The faces he's making made me... x3 Adorable!
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@@wimtofi5587 if ya subscribe to Kitty_and_her_krew UwU
@@wimtofi5587 bruh...
Holy shit, that'd be scary for human world. You get a girl to like you, and she just snaps your neck
Good points. should I be looking out for any signs of this with a girl?
eh. depends
+Jacob Beristain Well the steps to tell are
1. are you dating a giant mantis female
2. are you dating a giant spider female.
3. are you dating a cannibal (Note: this one can be either gender)
If yes to any of the above: i would say the signs are clear and you must break up with them immediately and run as they may still want to eat you.
+Jakie I
4. Youre dating a yandere.
We get that look in our eye when we haven't been fed.
Love it ... these animated short are the bomb!!
It's so cute, she's trying to decapitate him
Isn't it adorable? :3
You guys are sooooo sick....
it isn't funny
Jifu Wen What's sarcasm?
Nothing starts a relationship better than decapitation. You see who your partner both inside and out!
My friend scored this animation :D:D This is so cool!
Male mantis: *hey girl* 😎
Female mantis: Oh hey~ OwO
Male mantis: wanna hang out?
Female mantis: yeah! **cuts the male mantis’s head**
Other Male mantises: **EMERGENCY MEETING**
“ female mantis was the imposter “
The sounds the little Mantis makes is SOO cute!!
Often times the males can escape in the wild. I thought it was lovely that she cared enough to let him go and fling him across the wilds. If you love them ladies, you'll let them go, but stick around and you are bound to hurt them. See? SEE? ;)
Danica Allison Wayne in the end tho what happened, I thought u was surrounded by a bunch of Venus fly traps was saying either route u take, love bites.
Wow you the first comment
D5et
0:30 He's gonna get his head cut off.
Run dude! RUN!! or fly away...your choice.
Girl praying mantis: Your so cute i could gobble you up♡♡♡♡ LITERALLY
If this was real life the male would've been able to fly away.
He died a virgin, as like many people who comment on youtube.
+WoW Guidery ironic huh
Are you included?
Michael Urge Senior ...yes
Sorry buddy
Oh shit true
2:38 Male praying mantises can fly,he could have easily fleed
Beautiful and so romantic, it makes me believe in love again.
That was just as beautiful as I thought when I saw the thumbnail. Fucking awesome.
J'aime beaucoup, magnifique rendu !
Oui
Great animation , happens in real life all the time
Awesome! I love this animation so much its so cute!
You guys know that praying mantis fly? Some of the things in this cute movie would have been a lot easier if he just opened his wings and took off
Wow this animation really puts things into perspective. Life just sucks man. Such a charming short film
His reflection is so cuuuuuute when he's looking at himself in the water drop mirror. But...
It's like a dark comedy. But if you look at it on a different perspective, it's like despite of that fact the male loves the female mantis so much to the point that they are ready to sacrifice their lives. Awww 😜
I was getting creeps...as if I was that running buddy😂
1:21 running from your ex like...lol
The sigh when she gave him the flower was the most loveliest
That was cute!!!
Bro I was traumatised but enjoyed it at the same time when I was younger and saw this 😭
I love this animation so much its so cute! my 7th time watching this
This should be a movie it's amazing
the scariest short animated movie ever :D
I VERY LIKES THIS KIND OF SHORT FILM...MUCH OF PLEASANT☺☺
Awesome short movie about mantis =D
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Yes
Lol poor little guy can't catch a break. This was fun to watch. I just finished watching a different short animation on the Planet Classroom Network channel called Moon Girl. If you're looking for a good laugh like this one, I recommend checking that one out next.
Omg hahahaha there having smex at 0:38
Lol
no they are ready to slice heads!!!
ThatCasualWolf | ye smex
Ooo what's this smex u speak of? Is it food!!=3
ko aneh sih filemnya
This story was adroable.🌿🌿
I love this ... this is so cute!! Sad, kinda .. but cute! LOL ...
Horty Rexach 🔛🔜🔜🔜🔜🔜🔜🔜🔜
Next time be sure to find the gift fairly.
Excellent crafting, the eyes said it all 😀
Um, why did he need an umbrella (flower)? Mantises have wings. They fly quite well, actually.
Of course, the males are hair-trigger predators also, and the best way for the female to keep them "on task" and avoid being killed and eaten herself is to remove his head. What they can't see, they won't kill. Think of it as foreplay for living weapons.
Only female mantids have wings
Blue Shard Heh! Cute, but no.
artgoat
Blue Shard *male
mantises fly quite well? their wings are just for show. for scaring off predators and maybe attracting females
Lol!!! 😂😂 I was actually thinking "Me" when the little cute thing did want to accept the flower. 😂
It's ok, I'll be your friend, little bow tie mantis
Amazing
When I started realizing what the females do with the males I was like screaming at the video Run Bro Run!!!
How is he making a beautiful animated movie
poor little mantis xD the plants got him
well, they perfectly showed why you should never ever want to fall in love with a female praying mantis...
I already knew what was gonna happen, but I clicked anyways
male mantis. Well I'm stuck in nectar hahahahah. Female mantis. See this is the exact reason I did that
i had a mantis, now a leopard gecko, and a baby bearded dragon... what morph is your leopard?
Hannah Ortiz mine is a lepord gecko but he was a class pet but after summer I had to return him to school he was a amazing gecko starts to tear up 😢😢😢😢
Ultimate xenomorph React and gaming WHY THE FUCK ARE U EVERYWHERE
I SEE U N EVERY VID
Kitti kat Mima painting lover okay
Moral of the story..: never fall in love😂😂lol
Moral of the story...
love can hurt
Перевод конечно финиш!!!! Любовь может не навредить, а " ранить'')))))
Reminds of the movie A bug's life-- well done
I got creeped out when the head fell😱😰😰
This is hilarious when you already have read a lot about how praying mantises do this...
0:21 *I THOUGHT HE WAS CHOPPING IT OFF OMEGAWD*
YAY FINALLY A ANIMATION OF MY FAVOURITE INSECT🐛🐜🐝🐞
Wow. I was actually scared half of the time.
superb lighting
Why are the subtitles just ‘succ’ at one point
Terrific animation. 👍
pretty ..
cute a masterpiece
中国电影
😂😂
Stunning cute🌸I want that ☔️ umbrella ☔️ True Love Will win in the end☔️🌸🌹🥀☔️USA
The funny thing about this is I actually found a female praying mantis attached to a male this morning while walking my puppy and the male was decapitated 😂
ShadoFoxx omg
ShadoFoxx lkkhygfge
🤣🤣🤣 these are great!
I used to have a mantis as a pet... she got big!!! she was like five inches long!!!!
Gibby Gamer Oh wow thats bigger than most males di*ks.lmao😂
God! I wouldn't even have a half an inch Praying Mantis!
THIS IS SUPER CUTE!!! :D
Ahh yes, Young love...
I remember me trying to decapitate my first love. 😂 Lmao, no im kidding, 😂
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Loved the bites Music, but for a sec.there i felt its like the relationship between me and my mom
didnt think it was a dating thing!
Well what is the lesson here kids... LOVE WILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK
Are we not gonna talk about how adorable that male mantis is?
love my eye
Male mantises and peacock spiders have the same romantic fate.
This one is kind of scary.
😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😴😴😴😴😴
I know what it's like to be afraid of accepting anything from a loved one who's modus operandi- as a general rule, is to hurt you.
I thought that he was her child 😫😫
Me too
That male mantis sure wouldn't/didn't want to accept his fate.
0:52 witness the gruesome defeat of miraculous ladybug
So lovely
when i saw the heads i was like oh no😅😅😰😅
Oh my God what did I just watch. They just cut all of there heads off. The new Disney movie right here people.
so...she love him or trying to kill him?
+Lula Haratyková That's how mantises are. Females eat the heads of the male after they mate :D
+Henry Reinhart yeah but she let him go thats the point she didn't kill him❤️
+Mikey6018 yes but if they did she would have to eat him
Ani Mikayelyan
Both to be honest she loved him and she tried to kill him so it's both
カマキリ大好き！このＣＧアニメのカマキリはかわいらしくていいですね！
気に入りました！
Meanwhile, at the male praying mantis gay club. ;)