How a pot saliva test can go wrong (SATIRE)
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2018
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TRANSCRIPT:
I pulled this vehicle over for suspicion of
cannabis use
I'm going to administer the new roadside saliva
drug test
It's my first time administering it in the
field
but I'm pretty confident it's going to work
Um, give me a mixed box of Timbits
Like, 2 breakfast sandwiches and uh
Some matches
You know why I stopped you?
Uh...
Oh! Because this isn't a Tim Hortons
I have reason to suspect that you're on THC
Oh dude, I don't how we got on the highway
I'm going to administer the saliva test
Oh man, I didn't even study
Ok I need you to spit...
.... in the tube
Oh my god I'm so sorry
It's ok, I just want you to concentrate ok?
I want you to spit...
Um dude, I think he wants you to spit in the
tube
Yeah, exactly.
Ok?
I want you to spit...
What the hell was that?!
You told me to spit
You said spit
You're not even driving?!
Yeah, it's a good thing too because he's way
too high
You know what?
I'm just going to swab my own face
I'll get the sample that way
Wait a minute... what happened to my test
tube?
That's it, get out of the car please
Hey!
Stop!
Come back here!
Whoa!
Hit the brake!
Coooool
Never drink and drive
And if you have to smoke pot
Please park and spark
We have no idea how we're going to deal with
this
A message from the Royal Canadian Mounted
Police 
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Omg I lost when he hallucinated the cop dancing 😂😂😂😂😂
Cop " I'm going to administer the saliva test"
Dude " oh man I didn't even study"
🤣
I wonder if the questions are difficult
Chech and Cong. Lol 😆
@@carlbuschman thats what I thot ...🥸
I studied for covid test…
Omg I died when he hallucinated the cop dancing
And I didn't get to be surprised by it because I saw your stupid comment first, thanks for nothing
Me too...wow, good stuff.
you do realise you don't hallucinate from pot right?
"I need you to spit." Fell off my chair.
Park and Spark!
You’re killing me Larry!
Wait minute, what happened to my test tube?
They made a tiny lil bong😂
Always good to have a macgyver around if you run out of papers and dont have a bowl.
@@songofrest I am that MacGyver. I can make a pipe out of anything. Some staples and a pencil sharpener from the office supplies was one of my favourites.
Oh my GOD! I’m crying and snorting, I’m too old to laugh this hard!
Noooo the laughing keeps you young Mari!!! Always keep laughing!
Please park n spark! 😂😂
My favourite part is all of it.
You ever look at the back of a 20$ bill?..
You ever look at the back of a 20$ bill, *on weed!?!*
of wich country Canada or US
So where do you keep your weed?
@@robertwallace5775 its a movie reference just so you know...(I hope you know that tho😛)
"Half Baked" if anyone's interested and doesn't know... Great movie.
I don't understand how putting a 20 on some weed makes any difference.
"We have NO idea how we're going to deal with this!" 😀
Thank you... I haven't laughed so hard that it hurt before!
That's way too much saliva for a stoned girl... maybe a drunk could pull that off.
Good point. My mouth gets more dry than my dead grannies pussy.
5winder she definitely didn’t smoke a good indica
My mouth feels dry but get so much spit in my mouth not when I’m hight but when I’m in the act of smoking
Yeah right... you wouldn't even be able to get a drop of saliva from a real stoner 😂
Must of never been drunk then 😭
I found out once that it is possible to be too high. I like the way they put SATIRE in the title for those that are too high.
Well you know, some folks need it underlined
Yeah, me, too.
Weed from the Bahamas in 1977🤗
You need to change your dealer …
Or those who aren't high and have no clue. 😀
One of the funniest skits I've ever seen... Holy crap
0:58 if that was in the US she probably would have gotten ripped out of the car At gun point
Glad u noticed n caught that and u are right my friend, they wouldn't even have a chance to talk nevermind being asked to out their hands up n still shoot smh shit I have seen makes u regret being born it's sad
well in like 90% of countries actualy
If this was in Toronto the cop woulda shot her and her dude.
I never drink and drive. I always pull over and finish my drink first. Too risky of spilling it and thats alcohol abuse to spill a drink
Never drink and drive because you might hit a pothole and spill your drink- micheal scott
@Biff LeGrosBoeuf geniuses exist
Like that guy that said he wasn't drinking while driving. That he only drank on every stop or stoplight
I feel sorry for your mother.
I'm sorry but this have to be the best comment 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣im weak 💀💀🤣🤣
The first time I did weed! I was 30 minutes from the house! I drove for some time and had gotten sleepy! Pulled over and when I woke up the man that sold me the weed was sitting on the porch watching me drive around in their driveway! His wife was not happy! I had run through her flower beds! LMAO
Lol 😂
Werent you dizzy !?!? 🤯
This channel is hysterical!!! I just found it an hour ago. Your new "bud" from Wisconsin.😂😂😂
Welcome aboard!
In ButtHead voice ...uh ...Bud ...uh Hhhhh
Just found it today! Lol Hilarious!
Her being able to spit is enough proof that she has not been smoking good weed.
this xD
I only smoke while drinking
Ah man I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 f’n hilarious 🤣
this got a legit laugh from me, " we have no idea how were going to deal with this" so fuckin funny
Shades of Cheech and Chong.
I was dead with the kiki challenge 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That part was genius.
The other day I got pulled over … I always treat and talk with law enforcement with respect . I asked the officer why I had beer pulled over . He stated that he observed that I was weaving …. I responded by stating that I didn’t mean any disrespect ….. and pointed out that in fact I was doing needlepoint . He apologized and allowed me to leave after I finished rolling up a fatty . 😂😂😂😂😮💨😮💨😮💨
This no words...😂 ingenious every second of it...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I watched this several times and every time I had more tears from laughing so hard. "I want you to spit." Booma!
It wasn't.. that.. funny
@@MadScientist267please return to your test tube ...we are landing soon
YES IT WAS!!!! I watched in many times and laughed everytime. Feel sorry for you@@MadScientist267
I keep the part where he’s dancing on loop... totally been there. 😄
That went from funny to Nasty to tear bringing laughter!
Actually they are father and daughter in real life so he got used to her saliva since she was a baby.
I like how you can see the turkey baster they used for the "spit" lmao
Turned the tube into a little bong in 2.5 seconds
Absolutely authentic 🤣
I don’t even smoke and that’s funny as hell!
and that why 22 is Canadian gold lol
Absolutely hysterical!
So FUNNY!!!!!
More POT videos PLEASE.
Back in the early seventies I spent 20 minutes sitting at a blinking yellow light waiting for it to turn green! It was 3 in the morning and the roads were deserted. I probably would have behaved the same way they did!!
Shit yes man! Back in the wasted days and wasted nights. I miss them. ☮️☮️☮️🇺🇸
@@tonyreynolds5112 They think they took it away from us and turned it into a corporate concern.....now it is all shit they sell?
I don't even want to talk about what I did in the seventies, mostly because I can't remember.
I've sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green 😆
Many times, my car was loaded with smoke, like Cheech & Chong. Coming back from a date with my girl on the freeway one night; she casually asked me why I was going so slow (40MPH), "so we can get home safely" was all I said.
That kiki part kills me lol
I love this show!
Me too !
i can't stop laughing! OH ME GUTS ARE LAUGHED RIGHT RAWW!!
this would've worked a little different here in the usa lol
aaron71 if you spit on a cop in the us that would be the last thing you ever did
*bang bang bang bang bang click click click*.... Shit... I think i got him...
@@sameritaco besides hit the floor
... not at the Capitol
@@sameritaco same here in Canada. This is just purely satire!
This guys are awesome !
My husband always said "never drink and drive....you might spill it!"
LMAO! The way she said sorry as "sore-ee" is like a total exaggeration of how it' usually said here in Canada. I say it somewhere between "Saw-ry" and "sore-ee" More like a "suh-ree".
Fucking hilarious I love 22 minutes
OMG!! I HURT FROM LAUGHING!! 😀
Oh m G. I laughed so hard!!!!!
I would love an official police ad to say 'Park and Spark'
This is funny and the comments are even better!
My cousin used to work in Canada for the RCMP. He would have thought this was hilarious!
OMG I am loving these skits! Nice job.
I love these clips thank you very much for making me laugh so hard
“I didn’t even study”...
DANG, that was funny, and I'm not even high.
I'm in a parking lot, laughing my ass off and people are looking. 😅
That’s entertainment! Way to go 22!
I want some of that shit. LMAO!
Just love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That guys perception while looking at the police officer kinda reminds me of that drug "Slow-Mo" from the movie Dredd
These videos are great!
I haven't laughed so hard in years
Park and spark!!! FRIGGIN' hilarious!!!
Just broke a rib from laughing so hard!
Great Bit
You three crack me up. So goood! Best Regards!
Ever stop at a red light and stare at the next light ahead of you, watch it turn green, then you take off while your light is still red?
Yup happens a lot when the two stop lights are really close to each other. There is a stop light here near my house, and man at night it's gotten me more than once lol
I LOVE these they are great. Thank you Canada.
I love this stuff. Just subscribed and smashed the all bell. You earn it!
I laughed so hard I peed a bit!🤣😂😆
...that hurt!
Well done that's pretty funny guys.
Channel 33 with Spongie Cringe-worthy unfunny. I would guess you don't get out much?
Wow really? I just got back from Scotland does that count as getting out?>> LOL
@@MrSpongie1 nice comeback. More funny than the skit i guess
Hahaha this gets better every time
"Park and spark". Never too old to learn a new one!
Yes these are so gd to watch high!!
😂😂😂.. You guys r awesome
You guys are just way too funny @
Thanks for watching!
These are hilarious!!!,🤣🤣🤣
5.Oh, do you love me?
Are you riding?
Why don't you every want to leave from behind me?
The "weed" breathalyzer is brilliant 08]
I love this
How they gonna get a saliva test when you get bad dry mouth?
They can't. I've done it before.
Cotton mouth you meant
Saliva glands in your mouth.....if you recently smoked you're probably going to have some in your saliva. They can also test nails hair blood. All of which can be fooled😏
Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen you’ve clearly never smoked.
@@TheDopedup nigga I just had my wisdoms pulled and I'm still smokin lmfao ua peon prolly smoke reggie ofng
HYSTERICAL !!!!!
c'est du pur génie!!! bravo à toute l'équipe!!! 👍👍👍
I’m from Chicago and literally the only time I can hear a Canadian accent is when they say sorry😂 “sorey”
martin joseph How was what I said a dumb thing?
I can't spit on account of all the pot I've been smoking.
Awesome!!! Park and Spark 👊💨
Too funny!
I laugh so hard on this one excellent
i so love this program sooo funny and really great people portraying different types and the words are so funny soovery funny as if like evrybwords are very philisophical hahahaha love this
Wait a minute what happened to my test tube?!
Somehow I feel like everyone in the cast is high as a kite regulary 😂
I'm blazed rn
I love that saying park and spark
love these vids! hahahaha yes, I am stoned to the bone! ( you got any chips?)
This is the first time I think I’ve seen the RCMP in a comedy video.
These are way funny! 🧙♂️
1:44 LMAO😂
Brilliant 😂
I lost it when they converted the tube into a pipe. Great comedy that.
That was sooo funny🤣🤣
Park and Spark, I like it!
Pot is nothing someone who uses every day dosent really get impaired it just calms you down
The denial side effect of pot heads.