Marijuana Canada is high… uhh, hiring | 22 Minutes
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TRANSCRIPT:
- Thanks for coming.
- Thank you for letting me come here.
- Right...
I'm sorry I have to ask this, but, you're
not high right now,
are you?
Uhhhmmm...
[♩sitar plays ♬]
- No.
Sober as a jud.
- Good.
First question:
where do you see yourself in five years?
Oh, she's sitting right next to me.
- Hi.
I don't think he can see me.
- Right...
What would you say your strengths are?
- I'm gonna say ten.
- Ten... what?
- Ten...
...pounds?
- Nevermind.
What would you say your weakness is?
- Definitely not having an exoskeleton.
It leaves me pretty vulnerable.
- Are you sure you're not high right now?
- I'm sure.
- Ms. Dennis, Mr. Chad Lambton, your one o'clock
interview is here.
- Oh!
Thank you, Chelsea.
- Oh wait!
You're interviewing me!
- Right!
How did we get turned around?
- You asked me where I saw myself in five
years and I said manager.
- And then I assumed you were the manager!
Laughing
- I must've got a contact high from your waiting room.
- Wait...
You can get high from wearing contacts?
Yeah, you probably could...
- Cool.
Thanks for comin'.
- Thank you.
[*door slams open*]
- Ah!
God!
- Oh weird!
- Oh, hey.
I don't know how to leave because...
- I gotcha.
Chelsea, the weird door dimension thing's
happening again.
Yep.
- Marijuana Canada:
We're High...
...ring.
Hiring.
Whoops... 
Приколы
“Chelsie, the weird door dimension thing is happening again.”
🤣🤣
To be fair, I've lamented my lack of exoskeleton while sober.
To be fair, Letterkenny rocks
Uhm.....IT'S SATURDAY!!!
Oh wait..🤯
Sober and.... stoned.
@ ...yes. Just like how medieval knights would shatter their armor whenever they fell off of a horse. Just like how my fingernail explodes into dozens of shards if I flick something too hard. Just like how a pistol shrimp basically shreds itself every time it does that tiny hypersonic punch thing. _Exactly_ that flimsy and brittle.
And your biggest weakness?
Not having an exoskeleton.
I have to admit, she has a point.
I think i am going to use this one the next time i interview....lol.
My favorite response. LOL.
Too Sexy
a cop pulled me over last night and said,
"how high are you?"
i said, "high, how are you?"
good one
@@BayBye2011 they literally just said that exact line on another 22-minutes police sketch... they didn't come up with that lol
A cop pulled me over last night and I asked him if he was going to try to sell me tickets to the policeman's ball.
That's when he told me that policemen don't have balls.
I had to agree. I saw that video of that school shooting.
As an ex pot smoker from my youth I can definitely say that was some funny shit right there , kinda makes me miss those days 😢 great job love ya work
How high are you ? Hi how are YOU ? wow he’s really friendly 😂😂😂😂
This happened with me once. Got so high that i forgot which doorway to take to outside. Every room looked the same, it was insane🤣
Wish I had some of that, and I've said that more than a few times to folks who have described their experiences. It's crazy how folks react so differently to pot. Some folks get speedy and some folks like me enjoyed it for maybe 45 minutes then wanted to take a nap. I preferred meth along with it.
Were you in your car?
That would explain it.@@gortbot7748
as an hr director, i can only say this: best interview EVER!
Omfg this is amazing! Paahahah when they both realized they're high lmao
You know you're high when you wait on a stop sign to turn green, while eating a bag of oreos with garlic dip.
I've never eaten like that behind the wheel but have stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green, multiple times
I’ve done it. Also waited for a red light on an overpass to turn green while I stopped underneath. At least it was a real traffic light. Lol.
Oreos with Top the Tater™, nom nom nom 😋
This one is a beauty!!
I love these clips! 🤣
How am I just seeing these sketches now?? They are classic!
I absolutely love your work. Thanks 👍
That video was hilarious! Thanks a ton!
I've just finished my after breakfast pot that makes it possible so that I may continue living with a little pain as possible.
As accurate As the rest of CBC's reporting. Apparently the writers were doing too much acid! Had nothing to do with Cannabis!
with edibles you can get this effect. look it up.
Awesome
@@MrFiddleedee total BS
@@tatyanaromanov2372 No... Mild hallucinations, disassociation, and inability to string together events are common with first/near first time users of potent modern cannabis.
Have you ever done a marijuana before?
*_My weakness is: Super salad._*
Masterpiece 😂👍
All the World should be like this. Peace
Omg!!! These commercials make me laugh!!!! Short term memory with weed! lol 😂
So glad I found this channel. I love the marijuana parodies
All the people that have done hard time for Marijuana offenses have a different view. Phuck the Pigs.
love this channel-cracks me up
The way the 21st century is going we all need to be high, very high!!!
The door bit at the end got me, bad. "I dunno how to leave"
1:22 that was funny as shit, CHEERS...
Trunuff bout that exoskeleton
Brings back memories. Thank You and have a fantastic day
Thank you too
I love her laugh 😂
That was brilliant!
Hilarious.
Subscribed about 4 or 5 freaking hilarious videos ago! Great stuff.
Welcome aboard!
I can't turn down a triple dog dare, I'm in!
This sketches are super funny, wish they were more.
Loving this channel
Ty for being funny
Ahh the ole reefer madness thing!
"I don't know how to leave" brings back some memories I'd forgotten I had
That’s NOT weed … that is a DMT trip . 😂
22 mins only has 110k subs? wtf! One of my favorite shows from my younger years.
You can get high from wearing contacts?🤣
Is this a new channel? I just found it and it is crazy funny! Good day,eh?
Classic! I'm moving over there
Chichi and Chung 2019 hahaha love you hahahahaha
This reminds me of a job interview I had at Blockbuster! Assistant manager came in for the interview nearly an hour late verbally abused an employee for bringing her in on a Sunday to do a four letter word job interview. Things went downhill from there and no I didn't get the job. Assistant manager doing my interview was over 10 years younger than me look like her hair had gotten it on with a tornado hershirt was buttoned up wrong and her name tag was on Sideways. She was extremely enraged the whole time during the interview kept staring at the ceiling every so often getting angry at me in between throwing pencils at the ceiling and chewing gum and twirling gum around her finger on her free hand. I don't think she paid attention to a single question she even asked me from the job interview sheet. If I remember correctly Ritchie was who was working the counter that sheyelled at and if I'm correct it makes the situation that much worse because he would have been around about 40 and working as the same job that I was applying for;). When the Blockbuster close down he got a manager's job at a theatre. Man can you imagine how awkward it is to have a manager that's like 17 or 18 and you're between 29 and 45 working as a cash register Clerk.
Hey dude just smoke a joint and chill you didn't want that job anyway
@Peter Walker. She obviously sussed you were illiterate from the start and was pissed off you’d even got an interview
@@johnlawrence2757 Rolls around laughing. I wish that was the case. Assistant manager of the Blockbuster was way too young to be an assistant manager. One of the floor staff work there practically since the place had opened and never got promoted when they close down the Blockbuster he ended up getting hired as a manager at the theatre that they were building. Imagine being nearly 40 years old working at Blockbuster and you've been working there nearly 20 years and they won't promote you and your assistant manager is like 19 LOL.
The interview that I had at the place it wouldn't have mattered if you couldn't spell your own name it was the interviewer asking a series of questions and like I previously mentioned she had her uniform on wrong hair was all jacked up she kept doing stuff like spinning around in her chair twirling gum around her finger throwing pencils at soundproofing Square Tile ceiling ceiling of pencils would stick in the ceiling that kind of thing. He pretty much knew the entire questionnaire word forward without looking at the sheet. I wish I had on camera the lecture she gave one of the employees for bringing her in to do a job interview if I remember correctly that comment was you never bring me in at 1 in the afternoon on a Sunday for a goddamn job interview and something along the lines of can't you people do things yourself was I believe another part of her rant at the employees. Most of the people working there were between 30 and 40 years old so in the back of my mind I was wondering what the hell the assistant managers a kid?
These little skits about smoking marijuana are so much more poignant now it is LOL. Long before it was legalized I've been in incidence where are you've got some canoe in front of you driving where it looks like the inside of their car is on fire they've got the windows roll down about a crack and there's smoke rolling out the windows like they're hot boxing while they're driving;) they will literally drive as slow as the vehicle will move while in drive randomly stopped even put the vehicle in park and just sit there for several minutes LOL. I was still a manager at that theatre if anybody is wondering when the theatre changed hands they kept him on staff so apparently he does his job pretty damn well;). Honestly I should have applied for a job at the theatre when he got a job as the manager lol. Wish I had video of that job interview. Job I was applying for the job requirements were basically ability to breathe oxygen have at least one working eye and perform tasks which included forming sentences and minimal brain activity. It was a very minimalist clerk job putting stock on shelves moving around boxes of merchandise potentially operating a broom and dustpan or a vacuum add brief interactions with brain-dead members of the public LOL. If you work the late shift at that Blockbuster you got to interact with some real winners I've been around the place more than a few times during the late shift as a customer and I can still remember people coming in wearing bathrobes and pyjamas that were borderline Romero zombie territory LOL.
Talking about this I kind of miss video rental stores. Ironically a conversation I had with the owner /manager all Truro video was what kept that store afloat several years after every other rental store had gone out of business including Blockbuster. I remember her brother telling me off and so on and I never thought anything of it and she took a handful of the pieces of information I gave her and the video store outlived all the others in the area and was pretty much the last video store in Nova Scotia was literally a news bit about it a few years back where they were one of the last if not the last rental stores left and at that point we're closing.
I know streaming services have replaced Rental outlets what not everybody realizes there are still places where internet is super trash and surprisingly they don't still have rental stores for that reason alone. where I live you can barely use internet streaming services like Netflix and the quality of the internet down here is actually getting worse not improving
Getting your hair cut while high is fun
Wonderful.
You can tell the sketch writers haven't smoked weed before.
Or......they grow some killer herb north of the border.
@@cryhavoc9748 we do
You've clearly never smoked Canadian pot :p
woke
@@thomasjackman5286 fair enough, lol. I've tried American pot, and... It doesn't even compare. It's so weak by comparison.
I'm not sure that a lot of the commenters know this is a comedy sketch
Love her in TPB too
This woman has talent and looks...the show brings me back to the 90s.
Nice gams, too
This comment brings you back to the 1959s, mate
@@joosiej85 don't tell me what it does for me, it was a light take on the subject....remove the cap on your thought process your trying to hard.
Time out!
You both have to smoke one.
All my life I never smoked any weed to get me that High LMFAO
One word (hilarious)
lol, lol I don't recall my interviews going this way , lol, lol, 😆
I need a few days without this channel,my stomach hurts from laughing
Not ATM, but later?😂😂😂😂😂
Meh.. I'll try watching again later when I'm high.
why you not high now
I’m in love with that woman
Most of us are
Very late to comment but she is well you know. 🇬🇧👍😉
The story is Goat 😂😂😂😂baby
Now that's funny !
Nice one
Smoked plenty of marijuana, never hallucinated. That looks more like LSD or Shrooms.
Richard La Rose still some funny stuff!
Definitely funny as f#%& :)
you can get those effects from edibles
Mr.Fiddleedee
Edibles did inspire a member of Toronto's finest to seek shelter at the top of a tree. Toronto the Good once again!
Well, she did say she's definitely NOT high.
This started out great and ended even better. lol
Interviewer - where do you see yourself in five years?
Interviewee - oh, so you’re saying I need to have psychic abilities to see into the future to get this job?
😂
LOVE 😀🤣❤🇨🇦🙏
Hilarious !
Fun times.
Musta been homegrown
yet another Canadian comedy channel... are they all comedians??? great stuff
If I were high, I'd freak out on seeing the usage of 3 Cs sequentially...... Wait, there's 4.
I have been smoking weed for years and I wish I could get that high, I have never seen anyone act like that.
Should try the Oregon weed. It will get you high AF. Especially Jim Belushi’s stuff.
@Brandii L I appreciate the tip. Unfortunately I've just smoked so much for so long that even dabs have a hard time doing it for me.
@@MrDiveDave oh! Wow! Well, do edibles affect you? I know some people that have had edibles and they don’t feel anything so they prefer to smoke.
@@brandiil8559 I like both. Maybe I'm just high so often I don't realize I'm high lol
Once i got so high my feet started shaking (?), forgot the way to home and ended up circling the same place again and again, drank almost 5/6 litres of water, stairs looked like five storeys high, words doesn't come out of the mouth only whispers. It was hell of a day for me!!
Pretty good stuff! :)
Glad you think so!
So is weed is L.S.D now?
Only some of it!!!
This i obviously way over the top but people are supposed when they find out weed can be depressant stimulant and hallucinagen.
hahahaaaa good one
True story: I was paid by the Landlord to move Marc Emorys' pot warehouse in gastown from one floor to another as they were renovating (Gastown). Quoted three days, COULD have done it in two, except on the second day a blonde stoned to the gills lady was standing in the doorway with her arms crossed. She turned out to be the "MIA" warehouse Manager!!! Glad I quoted the extra day. Had never met; never told about her.
Marc emory started his crusade for pot at London, Ont way before he moved to BC. Im not pot smoker, but im glad he fought for the rights of a lot of puffers without going to jail for a drag
@@eazydazit The US made him do almost his FULL FIVE years, and instead of Seattle, near his wife, they made sure he did the time on the East Coast. And that was for selling SEEDS! (i MOVED his seed and pharma mushroom spawn fridge, too) Fun Fact: the owner of the building in Gastown (21 Water St) not only paid me, but went to UC Berkley with my father-in-law in the early sixties. !!! Found out when I noticed the Degree on his wall being paid.
HIGHER ING 😂
This is funny
Susan Kent though 😍
They haven't watched the trailer park boys obviously 🤣
"What's your biggest weakness?"
"Being too honest of a person."
"I don't see that as a weakness."
"I don't give a fxck what you think."
Bro this is low key genius. The first one to come out with THC infused contacts will be the richest person in the world.
As a pot smoker, I approve this sketch☺
I would be the PERFECT person for this job and my boss and I would become bff's in a matter of mins☺
anyway, the ad is hilarious!!!!got to get me a Nfld pony!
This reminds me of refer madness.
LMAO!!
“Dude, I lost my phone”…. - u calling me right now….
The script writers have clearly never smoked.
Definitely a little dramatic but funny nonetheless. But this is also why people have such a negative polarized opinion about Marijuana.
Yes.. yes I am.. 😁
If you wanted to take every myth about cannabis and put it into a funny sketch, this is what you'd end up with.
I don't know , watch the original refer madness that's comedy gold
what a load of nonsense weed is nothing like this ,been smokin for 30 years .
I agree, but it was funny.
Freeman Bill....c’mon man....how can that be? You’re only 23 years old orrrrrr...did you come from Venus where the year is only 225 earth days long? Quityerbitchin’....enjoy the video. Life is short friend...make the best of it..
Ever tried bhang with dhatura
Weed is not even 10% of it
@@tarunsharma9193 ever tried salvia
Shitty weed brah
i feel pretty vulnerable without an exoskeleton
Beautiful dress
I never hallucinated smoking pot in the 40+ years enjoying it... well.. not yet😁
Wow! My back is bacon, I could use a beer eh?
TRIPLE DOG DARE ?! Where's a flag pole...
Interdimensional doors in government buildings....legit!
Explains some of Trudeau's "confused" moments.
What about DT? I’m from/in the States so I don’t know except one or two, maybe he had more, “confused moments.”
It would be very ironic if they had a employee drug test, and the banned substances included marijuana.
That would be moronic, not ironic.
No, i cant turn down a triple dog dare.
Fun and funny stupid triple dog dare - your the first channel to every use that strat to get a subscriber and i have to say it got me! Now to watch a few more of your videos and see if it gets a 🔔 as well
Hope you enjoy and subscribe!
If that good stuff is government legal ✌️🇨🇦Canada is having a ball then 🤩😅and it’s even safely available 👍🏻which isn’t quite a scene in my part of world 😅hope it changes 🙏🏻
Yes, it's pretty bonkers over here!
Farm out Dude like radical!!!!