Fitting into a butt (or other bodily orifices) will probably turn out to be the real reason for the genetic redesign of bananas by cultivation... the edibility and the Comfort-attributes like colorcoded when it#s ripe or bad to eat were just a very lucky coincidence :P
I hate to state the obvious here. I know it's been said many times. But why do creationists always ignore the question who created god if you can't create something from nothing? It baffles me. It's comical really.
MisterProdigy89 Then the follow up to that would, at least the way I've seen it, be this: Do you know what happened before the big bang? No. That's proof of God.
+Mastergunguy the way i see it is We have faith in God just as atheists have faith that science will eventually prove the very beginning of even the asteroids that brought the fist elements that created life.
Megan du Plessis Science is not, in any way, based upon faith. Faith is belief without evidence. Science relies on evidence to come to conclusions. And even if there's not much evidence for something, we can use our understanding of how things work to predict how something else works. But even then it's not a theory unless we have a mountain of evidence. And we already know how asteroids are formed and they didn't created the "first elements". Every natural element that we have observed so far was created in the big bang.
+fluffynuthin on some level they think that if god made the rules then he can bend them too, or in this case completely fucking shatter them and leave in his wake a slew of paradoxes and inconsistencies. Lets not forget that when you lead the evidence to a predetermined conclusion you by necessity must ignore the rest (maybe the majority) of the evidence that doesn't support your crazy idea. So by default, a devout religious zealot must compartmentalize information and hold at least two conflicting ideas simultaneously as the starting point for their belief system, hence why they must have faith.
"It fits in your butt!" "No, but I can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand." I busted up laughing at both of those, and it's hilarious how you can hear people laughing in the background. I love the humor on this program.
This is Matt's future wife calling in and trolling the show before they ever met. Shortly after, they connected and the rest is history. Cool little factoid for all you fellow Atheist Experience fans.
It is unbelievable just how stupid some people are. They prove her wrong, to a degree rarely ever seen and she just disregards everything, changes the subject and then runs away. Licenses for having babies pls.
That line he said about smallpox and God's attempt at using it to kill children is a proverbial knife in the heart of anything religious. Incredible line of thinking.
"We just decided that this whole sin thing, it's for us." "Well okay, at least you're honest about it." I'm sorry but it's adorable when someone's being patronized and doesn't realize it.
Proof of evolution: The Belly Button - The Christians Nightmare? If we are created as exact copies of god, why do we have belly buttons that proves that either, god has parents (which no religions has mentioned) or god is not real Please Christians, Muslims or any religion please explain in an intelligent argument how this is possible, i cant wait to see the reply's
Because belief in god, or subscription to a religion, is no reason you cant also believe in, and trust the idea of evolution. Also the bible is just paper, with the words, and thoughts of cavemen. Also you mentioned religion seldom if ever mentions a gods parents. Well the Greek gods Zeus, Hyades, and Poseidon were birthed by that titian fella who's name begins with a "C" Jesus's mom was marry. the Hindus mention some too. They are just myths, don't get so hung up on them. Hell i am Christian and I don't. Go with $@^ my man.
Maybe God himself is an exception to that because he's God? C'mon, theists can think of a number of dumb ideas only to find reason to support their 'significant' claims.
Paul Vossus chickens evolved from the early mammals, and eventually became oviparous (being able to make eggs), so chickens came first, although they do evolve each time they're born in some way so with modern day chickens, the egg came first, I think that's right but I didn't research it or anything, that just seems like the logical answer
Paul Vossus no in my previous comment I basically said that they both came at the same time as a chicken changes each time it is born, so the modern day chickens that we see previously derived from another animal, so there is not a specific point in which someone said 'hey that no longer looks like the old animal, that's a chicken' , each time an animal is born it has evolved very slightly and gradually over time the previous animal it had evolved from, probably a different type of bird, had all died off or stayed as their own species
Paul Vossus please read up on Natural Selection. Explains how eyes, legs, and different organs were formed to a kind of specie, and not everyone has the same capabilities from another animal and so on. The environment has an integral part in forming a living thing's body structure and stuff. Please be educated on that subject, it's just there, you need to look that up.
this was actually a prank call arranged by Russell and the rest of the crew. Fun fact - the caller "Eve" is actually Matt's future wife to be - Beth. She killed it. Watch again and look at Russell trying really hard to keep his composure....
Even to most Americans her accent is unusual. That's a thick southern drawl that we associate with ignorant hillbillies. Probably like Geordie if you're British.
There is a reader from the UK.. And when he is saying but, he comes out buh. And I like the Irish Try channel, but even though they're speaking English, I can't always understand them. So lol, accents period.
I need to open my God's God God, Pull out my God and God in my God. Then I'm gonna wipe my God with a bit of God and put my God back in my God and do up my God. I'm then gonna put God on my left God and my right God. Then I'll turn on my God and rub my God's together. Next I'll turn off my God and God my Gods. Then finally God'l be God.
Note that the banana: 1 Is shaped for human hand 2 Has non-slip surface 3 Has outward indicators of inward content: Green-too early, Yellow-just right, Black-too late. 4 Has a tab for removal of wrapper 5 Is perforated on wrapper 6 Bio-degradable wrapper 7 Is shaped for human mouth 8 Has a point at top for ease of entry 9 Is pleasing to taste buds 10 Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
This clip is even better knowing that it was Russel's idea to have Beth call into the show to prank call Matt. He is trying so hard not to smile and give it all away.
The coconut was very poorly designed. He made them very hard, and fairly big. Then, he put them up a too tall tree, which makes them hard to get to, and, they occasionally fall and hurt , sometimes kill people
I love Russell saying "How could you possibly think that?" So funny, considering that Russell was in on the joke. Ah, the irony of Matt wearing a jester's hat when he was the one being pranked. Matt hates prank calls, but I bet this is one he was happy to get.
0:39 Yeah, sure. The first thing I think when I walk outside and look around is "Well there's no god." No. What I think is "YES!!! THE SNOW IS MELTING! No more need for those encumbering and uncomfortable winter boots!" It's spring at the moment in Quebec.
"Whatever. Umm, so you can just make a bannana appear in your hand right this minute?" "No but I can't make something that looks like a bannana appear in my hand" LMAO!
1:04 "Seeds" Now THAT'S a cool conversation to have. The power of a seed to grow into everything else, the information in them and how they possibly came to be. Honestly...for me evolution isn't the most interesting topic. I'm a man who wants to get to the point of everything, so abiogenesis and origin are hugely interesting to me. But then, I guess that depends on whether you think life has a point..or just a...."way"...a way of being...moving...morphing..or a more common term..evolving.
+MrMemyselfandi415 True people who believe the origin of animal life by random chance also forget they have to take into account and also explain the separate origins of the plant kingdom. Mathematicians calculate that the odds of the universe coming into existence and its mathematically impossible also animal life accidentally coming to existence is mathematically an impossibility but we need to also add into the equation how did the plant kingdom with seeds came into existence. Seeds were needed immediately as soon as the first blade of grass came into existence. The same is true with all the laws of physics. The laws of physics needed to exist perfectly as soon as the universe came into existence. Immediately the first DNA that existed in the animal kingdom needed RNA along with it to reproduce itself. If they both did not exist simultaneously together the first DNA would cease to exist and unable to reproduce itself. The host of this show simply says lighting struck and life started. That would mean lighting struck and at the same time a DNA molecule along with RNA and all its information came into existence. Sure lightning also struck the ground and DNA of perfectly functioning acorn was formed. People on this website are making comments like this woman should not be able to reproduce or vote because she is so stupid. The host of the program believes lighting magically creates DNA & RNA and the universe with all its laws and order came from and explosion. Explosions cause destruction not order. How did all that information get placed into a seed? The only natural observable way we see information being created and placed into a perfect sequence is by intelligence. A seed is a database of information. We can't have a tree without first having a seed filled with perfectly sequenced information and instructions to create the tree and with the instructions in the DNA to build a banana for us to eat & enjoy!
+Mark777Tube Good point. Not to mention that the intense heat caused by such an explosion would destroy any biological material present, leaving nearly nothing but molten rock and gasses. Heat destroys DNA and RNA, so where did it come from? Furthermore, nature does not create information, only chaos. It takes intelligence to create information, such as the information contained in DNA. So what intelligence coded that information into DNA?
Based on my thoughts from hypothesis, I'd say that Sexual reproduction began as a means of exchanging information between lifeforms - transmitting proteins to each other, helping their species survive from viruses. With Asexual reproduction, as there is little genetic drift (seeing as the infants are clones of their parents) and so if one dies from a viral infection, the others are bound to fail in the same way. Sexual reproduction allows a species to combine necessary proteins to fight them off
Can you make a banana appear in your hand? "No but I can make something that LOOKS like a banana appear in my hand". HAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!!!! That was awesome!!!!
Your question intrigues me further. Evolution is the process of genetic mutation and drift as organisms become more complex in order to continue competing in the world; lifeforms with more 'beneficial' mutations are more likely to survive and carry on these new traits into the next generation. I assume you are unable to understand the specifics of how Sexual reproduction took off. There are a number of ideas going around based on research. I feel I should bring up the 'Red Queen Hypothesis'.
I remember the banana argument from when I was in college, and back then I thought, what about the potato? It grows underground so you can’t even tell it’s there unless you know, it only tastes good after it’s cooked somehow, and places like Ireland have historically depended hugely on it.
EXAMPLE - US, we still have remnants from a long time ago, we no longer need our tail (only a very little of it left) small toes are becoming surplus to requirements (some people have very very little small toes), what use do we have for our appendix since we evolved and stopped eating grass? Can't think of a use for tonsils anymore either or VOMERONASAL ORGAN, EXTRINSIC EAR MUSCLES, WISDOM TEETH, NECK RIB, THIRD EYELID, SUBCLAVIUS MUSCLE, PALMARIS MUSCLE, ERECTOR PILI, PLANTARIS MUSCLE
Of course, but is compressed energy. The only way we can create matter from energy is by colliding particles at almost the speed of light. We don't have a clue how that is created in nature.
Because I know is why I try to use all means to try to wake you up from your slumber. I feel like I’m in a boat with you, in waters I have sailed before, telling you there's wind to sail and you do not want to pull the anchor. Your anchor is not letting you discover new waters. Your anchor is close mindedness and skepticism. Free will is the most precious gift we have, use it wisely. Don't close your mind and your intuition, that's preventing you to sail to a higher consciousness plane.
Agree, also I think you meant bred, something is breaded when it is covered in some sort to bread like coating, usually used for cooking, you can do it to fish an chicken for example.
I was under the impression the Stanely Miller experiment was flawed. I'm assuming this is what he is referring too when he mentioned adding electricity to for amino acids. Is there a case where this has been successful where the correct elements and atmosphere of early earth have been used?
But what about all the other fruit, vegetables, nuts and berries THAT DON'T? If "the Banana fits in your hand, therefore God", then obviously "the Coconut doesn't, therefore no God."
"It fits in the hand, it fits in your mouth--" "It fits in your butt. >:)" "Not in mine. Maybe in _yours_." HEYOO! I'll give her points for that one, I can't see that as having been anything other than sass XD
To cracked phyche, I appreciate your reply. Thank you. My best friend is an athiest and I believe in God. We have great conversations without judging each other. Belief is a personal decision and based on faith. I don't like it when people try to force their beliefs on others. People will make their own decisions based on personal experiences. To argue about it is where real ignorance begins.
""what is right and wrong isnt a universal standard"" It is, what isn't is the specific actions we take to meet the standard, because those are based on our culture, knowledge and pre-conceived notions/paradigms: Right=selflessness Wrong=selfishness.
@MinerDev They made the comment "the banana fits in your butt" to mock her. She was saying that it's unlikely that evolution was able to create everything to fit perfectly. Her example was the fact that the banana can fit in your hand and mouth. They said it can also fit in your butt, it doesn't mean you put it up there. So it doesn't mean anything.
So are you saying that god didnt create us? or that he created all aspects of us except for that? or that he created us including that and he wants us to be that way in order to get away from being that way?
I love it. Of all the examples of 'intelligent design' they could find, the one they use as the best example was one of the only ones that science was responsible for...
A boy was pulling his wheelbarrow with his sister in it. In a fit of frustration he declares "Goddammit". His sister admonishes him "Don't say that God heard you" Brother replies "How did me hear you" Sister comes back with "He is everywhere" Brother "He is everywhere? Is he in the sky?" Sister "yes" Brother "In the trees?" Sister "yes" Brother "is he in that wheelbarrow with you?" Sister "yes" Brother "Tell him to get the hell out and help pull this friggin wheelbarrow"
@Maia Rangihika my point in that was faith... you have faith those trees are called trees...you do not question it because Satan does not care to let you believe those are called trees...
I wonder if you're going to answer my question that I asked last week? In short, your position is that life cannot come from non life, since we are made from atoms which form complex molecules which are required for life - how do you resolve that these atoms are not alive, but give rise to things that are alive?
Note to believers, athiest have their right to make their own decisions. Most athiest know more about scripture than we do. They are not limited verbally as we are. Do not resort to derogatory statements. Most athiest have high I.Q.'s and are pro's at debating and most of all they are not our enemies. Remember, we all die. If we are wrong, we have no consequence. If they are wrong, they have consequence. Be safe. Be meek. Be kind. Do not judge.
To speedyblip, I appreciate your response. As we were not around at t-0 we can neither confirm nor dispel the existance of a catalyst. Your opinion is subjective. I could say the golden ratio (1.6180) is intelligent design or r/0 confirms physics are incorrect or 2 pi k d/cm can be calculated but not seen. Tell a child who has moments to live that there is no God and then come see me. You have not expierenced death first hand.
1. Because natural laws are contingent to the existence of matter, and the elements we identify as matter today were created at the moment of the BB, at least that is the conscensus at this point. 2. There was something before the BB, it is called energy. The point is God was defined with the same 8 main attributes energy has before anyone defined energy. Therefore He's energy 3. God doesn't need explanation for His existence because energy can't be created or destroyed. Therefore, He's eternal
Then he goes on to say we can put chemical in a lab and apply electricity verifying that it has to be an outside cause and that they dont sporatically do this without intent.
Matt mentioned in the video that banana's came from plantains, which is incorrect. Just as humans didnt come from present day monkeys but a common ancestor, banana and plantains evolved thru natural selection and horticultural pressure separately into what we now refer to as banana and plantains from common ancestors. There was plenty of natural selection going on in Musa because of many factors like island biogeography and herbivore. And ofcourse there was plenty of horticulture pressure especially over the past ~500 years. Over time, the two types of fruits came out from the same mishmash of Musa genes push together by evolution and humans. When i was in school, we just called them all Musa musa spp.
So delightful, conversation turns to bananas up butts while Russell chokes his laughter back. Eve/Beth definitely knew the man she was getting! All that wonderful 'sin', wonder if the subject of sinning with bananas came up during the wedding? Matt & Beth - May they raise as many rational children as they decide to!
There are two thousand different kinds of fruit on this planet and one of those fruits (the banana) happens to fit nicely in our hand. Did the devil create the other 1999 fruits to test our faith?
Leviticus 11:13-20 and Deuteronomy 14:11-20 state quite clearly that there is a list of foul that must not be eaten because they are unclean, including but not limited to: owl, hawk, eagle, vulture, pelican, stork, haron, raven, and BAT (you know, those mammals that can fly and use sonar?)
i grew up in a church family all my life and they didnt really pushed all the christian things on me until i was old enough to question it, and my parents had no answer. when i asked how do you know there is a god they said faith. well faith is great but its a personal feeling and people that have their own ideas wont just have faith in something because sunday school teachers said jonah survived sitting in a whales stomach for a while and god helped him out.
@Bruce Aiken Im a Christian. Do you think that is the way Jesus would want you to witness to the atheists? would he want you to judge them with such anger?
""Why would i feel better"" because it will shield your mind from feeling guilty ''"The truth matters more to me than a feel good factor"" if that were the case you would be looking for the truth, not denying it Is it dumb that I was a non-believer and I was able to find the truth?
Its one thing to say that these people did these things but then turned it around and became much better people. Its something entirely different to say that they never did those things at all.
Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. A long time later, they were used in the formation of an person because, of all atoms being on the earth from stars, all things formed on earth must necessarily be made of those atoms.
the fact is that even if you were born on a deserted island w/ the utmost extreme minimal food & shelter provided by a deaf/mute guardian who abandoned you at the age you were able to take care of yourself, you would still alone, w/out any external input on this deserted island for the rest of your life think about God and the all the implications that would entail...
Numbers 14:34 (1400BC) - "For forty years--one year for each of the forty days you explored the land--you will suffer for your sins and know what it is like to have me against you." Ezekiel 4:6 (650 BC)- "After you have finished this, lie down again, this time on your right side, and bear the sin of the people of Judah. I have assigned you 40 days, a day for each year." A woman in prophesy is a body of believers. This is a consistent, explained, defined symbol scripture uses. It was 688 AD.
Interesting question. Have you heard of heterogamy? Its a process (one of a few with that name) whereby a species may exchange between sexual and asexual reproduction depending on whether or not a mate is present. This process is seen in Whiptails and sharks. In fact, a lot of animals have shown the ability to self-fertilise when necessary or to change gender to allow mating (as is a plot point in Jurassic Park).
"No but I can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand." I'm dying. That was fantastic.
i keep coming back to this video just for that
"It fits in your Butt." Wake everybody in my house laughting.
Amazing atheist reference or just quick thinking I couldn't tell
Fitting into a butt (or other bodily orifices) will probably turn out to be the real reason for the genetic redesign of bananas by cultivation... the edibility and the Comfort-attributes like colorcoded when it#s ripe or bad to eat were just a very lucky coincidence :P
HEEE haw! BUT...there's no T in laughing. You're getting laughing confused with laughter.
@@TW-lz3nd 7 years ago. My english is better now.
@@geekrj hahaha
What is your first language?
scientists stumped all over the world at newly found evidence of God "the bananer fits right in yer hand"
Headline material.
+Colton Hurley I'm still laughing at "the bananer fits right in yer hand". 3 months later! Still!
*hangs her head* I have no life.
+Colton Hurley . . . . .it fits in yer hand AND yer butt! If that ain't enuff evidence of Gawd, I don't know what is!
+Colton Hurley Dear Ray Comfort. Explain a capsicum.
+Colton Hurley OR YOUR ASS
"It fits in your butt"
Quote of every year
"I can make something like a banana appear in my hand..." Best joke ever from Matt....
"It fits in your butt."
TJ watched this and had an epiphany.
hahaha
I hate to state the obvious here. I know it's been said many times. But why do creationists always ignore the question who created god if you can't create something from nothing? It baffles me. It's comical really.
MisterProdigy89 Then the follow up to that would, at least the way I've seen it, be this: Do you know what happened before the big bang? No. That's proof of God.
+Mastergunguy the way i see it is We have faith in God just as atheists have faith that science will eventually prove the very beginning of even the asteroids that brought the fist elements that created life.
Megan du Plessis Science is not, in any way, based upon faith. Faith is belief without evidence. Science relies on evidence to come to conclusions. And even if there's not much evidence for something, we can use our understanding of how things work to predict how something else works. But even then it's not a theory unless we have a mountain of evidence. And we already know how asteroids are formed and they didn't created the "first elements". Every natural element that we have observed so far was created in the big bang.
+fluffynuthin I'm pretty sure this is a prank call made by the chick Matt is married to now.
+fluffynuthin on some level they think that if god made the rules then he can bend them too, or in this case completely fucking shatter them and leave in his wake a slew of paradoxes and inconsistencies. Lets not forget that when you lead the evidence to a predetermined conclusion you by necessity must ignore the rest (maybe the majority) of the evidence that doesn't support your crazy idea. So by default, a devout religious zealot must compartmentalize information and hold at least two conflicting ideas simultaneously as the starting point for their belief system, hence why they must have faith.
"It fits in your butt!"
"No, but I can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand."
I busted up laughing at both of those, and it's hilarious how you can hear people laughing in the background. I love the humor on this program.
This is Matt's future wife calling in and trolling the show before they ever met.
Shortly after, they connected and the rest is history. Cool little factoid for all you fellow Atheist Experience fans.
I was just going to comment that this sounds like beth prank calling the show.
+Heath Kitchen Really? That's crazy. He even defended her honor to the next caller lol!
+Heath Kitchen OMG please tell me your not pulling my leg. That would be incredible.
no its really her. she has a very distinct Tennessee accent
+Dennis Marquis
Compared to all the other distinct Tennessee accents?
LOOK AT HIS SMUG FUCKING FACE AT 3:16, THIS GUY IS AMAZING
"...but I can make something that looks like a banana, appear in my hand..." - I died, LMAO
It is unbelievable just how stupid some people are. They prove her wrong, to a degree rarely ever seen and she just disregards everything, changes the subject and then runs away. Licenses for having babies pls.
Brad M for President!! lol
Brad M Eve was Beth Presswood, Matt's now-wife. She called as a goof.
Brad M I so agree with your assessment...keep up the good work for Reason my brother.
Brad M Eve was actually Beth and now Matts wife.....lol
this was matt's wife calling
Why do half the bananas curve away from the face? It makes them very difficult to eat?
+Noniksleft -its cause you got to get your "head right" to eat the word correctly, I mean the bananna
Brian Linville
I don't eat lies
then have some fries.
that's because the banana was designed for other end
If God is everything then I am god
“But I can make something that looks like a banana appear in my hand...“
ROFLMFAO!!!
(@ around 3:05 into the video...)
+Nicholas Antolick hahahahahahahh i almost died
Is this not Matt's wife's troll call?
No, it's sexy foreplay. He got her with "It fit's in your butt."
YukonBloamie A TRUCK CAN PARK IN YOUR
YukonBloamie ASS
Epic Roman 88
In my what, Sir, in my what?
Epic Roman 88
Whoa!? Then how come there is no F150 in my toilet when I flush?!
The banana fits in your hand. Therefore there is a god? Well, where am I supposed to put my pineapple? Thats going to hurt!
I actually don't think that was a prank call. Terrifying.
IvyleagueCutie89 In retrospect, I think I knew that.
Damn, I really feel like eating a banana now
Quasar Why go straight for the butt when I can digest it and get some nutrients before its in my butt
That line he said about smallpox and God's attempt at using it to kill children is a proverbial knife in the heart of anything religious. Incredible line of thinking.
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taledarkside I belong to the church of "You've got to be a complete moron to believe in a God"
taledarkside If you're trying to be funny, you're failing. If you're trying to provoke an argument, get lost.
+taledarkside how do you think that's a religious symbol
taledarkside How do you know that that's a religious symbol?
I laughed so hard I think I woke up my deaf neighbor.
"We just decided that this whole sin thing, it's for us." "Well okay, at least you're honest about it." I'm sorry but it's adorable when someone's being patronized and doesn't realize it.
Cringy Autist she was a prank caller. That was Matt's wife who'd been asked to call in by one of the co-hosts.
water is way more necessary than a banana for us and we all know how much that fits in our hands.
lost my shit when he said "it fits in your butt!"
That woman eventually became Matt's wife. Russell planted this prank caller, and around 3:48 you can see him trying to keep from laughing out loud.
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time hahaha
Proof of evolution: The Belly Button - The Christians Nightmare?
If we are created as exact copies of god, why do we have belly buttons that proves that either, god has parents (which no religions has mentioned) or god is not real
Please Christians, Muslims or any religion please explain in an intelligent argument how this is possible, i cant wait to see the reply's
Because belief in god, or subscription to a religion, is no reason you cant also believe in, and trust the idea of evolution. Also the bible is just paper, with the words, and thoughts of cavemen. Also you mentioned religion seldom if ever mentions a gods parents. Well the Greek gods Zeus, Hyades, and Poseidon were birthed by that titian fella who's name begins with a "C" Jesus's mom was marry. the Hindus mention some too. They are just myths, don't get so hung up on them. Hell i am Christian and I don't.
Go with $@^ my man.
Maybe God himself is an exception to that because he's God? C'mon, theists can think of a number of dumb ideas only to find reason to support their 'significant' claims.
Paul Vossus chickens evolved from the early mammals, and eventually became oviparous (being able to make eggs), so chickens came first, although they do evolve each time they're born in some way so with modern day chickens, the egg came first, I think that's right but I didn't research it or anything, that just seems like the logical answer
Paul Vossus no in my previous comment I basically said that they both came at the same time as a chicken changes each time it is born, so the modern day chickens that we see previously derived from another animal, so there is not a specific point in which someone said 'hey that no longer looks like the old animal, that's a chicken' , each time an animal is born it has evolved very slightly and gradually over time the previous animal it had evolved from, probably a different type of bird, had all died off or stayed as their own species
Paul Vossus please read up on Natural Selection. Explains how eyes, legs, and different organs were formed to a kind of specie, and not everyone has the same capabilities from another animal and so on. The environment has an integral part in forming a living thing's body structure and stuff. Please be educated on that subject, it's just there, you need to look that up.
You can fit crab legs in your hand. Unfortunately, Leviticus makes it a sin to eat them.
The way he says Bye in a mockingly way 😂😂😂 gets me every time
this was actually a prank call arranged by Russell and the rest of the crew. Fun fact - the caller "Eve" is actually Matt's future wife to be - Beth. She killed it. Watch again and look at Russell trying really hard to keep his composure....
"ba" = "bye". lol, american accents.
Ashley L lol
Ashley L *bä
Even to most Americans her accent is unusual. That's a thick southern drawl that we associate with ignorant hillbillies. Probably like Geordie if you're British.
There is a reader from the UK.. And when he is saying but, he comes out buh.
And I like the Irish Try channel, but even though they're speaking English, I can't always understand them.
So lol, accents period.
'God didn't make the bananas you eat, they were cultivated by humans do you realize that?'
'.....wha-eva!'
Trollololol
I need to open my God's God God, Pull out my God and God in my God. Then I'm gonna wipe my God with a bit of God and put my God back in my God and do up my God. I'm then gonna put God on my left God and my right God. Then I'll turn on my God and rub my God's together. Next I'll turn off my God and God my Gods. Then finally God'l be God.
Note that the banana:
1 Is shaped for human hand
2 Has non-slip surface
3 Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late.
4 Has a tab for removal of wrapper
5 Is perforated on wrapper
6 Bio-degradable wrapper
7 Is shaped for human mouth
8 Has a point at top for ease of entry
9 Is pleasing to taste buds
10 Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
This clip is even better knowing that it was Russel's idea to have Beth call into the show to prank call Matt. He is trying so hard not to smile and give it all away.
isn't the female caller Matt's wife playing a prank before they met? I may be mistaken.
This 'Eve' is a confirmed prank caller and the woman who later became Matt's wife. :)
The coconut was very poorly designed. He made them very hard, and fairly big. Then, he put them up a too tall tree, which makes them hard to get to, and, they occasionally fall and hurt , sometimes kill people
I love Russell saying "How could you possibly think that?" So funny, considering that Russell was in on the joke. Ah, the irony of Matt wearing a jester's hat when he was the one being pranked. Matt hates prank calls, but I bet this is one he was happy to get.
0:39 Yeah, sure. The first thing I think when I walk outside and look around is "Well there's no god."
No. What I think is "YES!!! THE SNOW IS MELTING! No more need for those encumbering and uncomfortable winter boots!"
It's spring at the moment in Quebec.
"Whatever. Umm, so you can just make a bannana appear in your hand right this minute?" "No but I can't make something that looks like a bannana appear in my hand" LMAO!
1:04 "Seeds" Now THAT'S a cool conversation to have. The power of a seed to grow into everything else, the information in them and how they possibly came to be. Honestly...for me evolution isn't the most interesting topic. I'm a man who wants to get to the point of everything, so abiogenesis and origin are hugely interesting to me. But then, I guess that depends on whether you think life has a point..or just a...."way"...a way of being...moving...morphing..or a more common term..evolving.
+MrMemyselfandi415 True people who believe the origin of animal life by random chance also forget they have to take into account and also explain the separate origins of the plant kingdom. Mathematicians calculate that the odds of the universe coming into existence and its mathematically impossible also animal life accidentally coming to existence is mathematically an impossibility but we need to also add into the equation how did the plant kingdom with seeds came into existence. Seeds were needed immediately as soon as the first blade of grass came into existence. The same is true with all the laws of physics. The laws of physics needed to exist perfectly as soon as the universe came into existence. Immediately the first DNA that existed in the animal kingdom needed RNA along with it to reproduce itself. If they both did not exist simultaneously together the first DNA would cease to exist and unable to reproduce itself. The host of this show simply says lighting struck and life started. That would mean lighting struck and at the same time a DNA molecule along with RNA and all its information came into existence. Sure lightning also struck the ground and DNA of perfectly functioning acorn was formed. People on this website are making comments like this woman should not be able to reproduce or vote because she is so stupid. The host of the program believes lighting magically creates DNA & RNA and the universe with all its laws and order came from and explosion. Explosions cause destruction not order. How did all that information get placed into a seed? The only natural observable way we see information being created and placed into a perfect sequence is by intelligence. A seed is a database of information. We can't have a tree without first having a seed filled with perfectly sequenced information and instructions to create the tree and with the instructions in the DNA to build a banana for us to eat & enjoy!
+Mark777Tube Good point. Not to mention that the intense heat caused by such an explosion would destroy any biological material present, leaving nearly nothing but molten rock and gasses. Heat destroys DNA and RNA, so where did it come from? Furthermore, nature does not create information, only chaos. It takes intelligence to create information, such as the information contained in DNA. So what intelligence coded that information into DNA?
I just about fell out of my chair laughing, that was awesome.
I love Matt's adorable smile when the woman mentions the banana. I immediately knew what he was gonna say.
Based on my thoughts from hypothesis, I'd say that Sexual reproduction began as a means of exchanging information between lifeforms - transmitting proteins to each other, helping their species survive from viruses. With Asexual reproduction, as there is little genetic drift (seeing as the infants are clones of their parents) and so if one dies from a viral infection, the others are bound to fail in the same way. Sexual reproduction allows a species to combine necessary proteins to fight them off
I love that their relationship began with Matt talking about putting a banana in her butt. It's almost Shakespearean.
Can you make a banana appear in your hand? "No but I can make something that LOOKS like a banana appear in my hand". HAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!!!! That was awesome!!!!
This one never gets old
She did not just pull the banana argument, did she?
Look at the trees, look at this banana, YOU ALL JUST WANT TO SIN, fuck this I'm hungry.
Then where did God come from?
Your question intrigues me further. Evolution is the process of genetic mutation and drift as organisms become more complex in order to continue competing in the world; lifeforms with more 'beneficial' mutations are more likely to survive and carry on these new traits into the next generation.
I assume you are unable to understand the specifics of how Sexual reproduction took off. There are a number of ideas going around based on research. I feel I should bring up the 'Red Queen Hypothesis'.
Bloody steaks always running away from me.
"Get in ma belly!"
The advantage in being a good person is that we have family and friends to turn to and they are not imaginary.
I remember the banana argument from when I was in college, and back then I thought, what about the potato? It grows underground so you can’t even tell it’s there unless you know, it only tastes good after it’s cooked somehow, and places like Ireland have historically depended hugely on it.
EXAMPLE - US, we still have remnants from a long time ago, we no longer need our tail (only a very little of it left) small toes are becoming surplus to requirements (some people have very very little small toes), what use do we have for our appendix since we evolved and stopped eating grass? Can't think of a use for tonsils anymore either or VOMERONASAL ORGAN, EXTRINSIC EAR MUSCLES, WISDOM TEETH, NECK RIB, THIRD EYELID, SUBCLAVIUS MUSCLE, PALMARIS MUSCLE, ERECTOR PILI, PLANTARIS MUSCLE
Of course, but is compressed energy. The only way we can create matter from energy is by colliding particles at almost the speed of light. We don't have a clue how that is created in nature.
Because I know is why I try to use all means to try to wake you up from your slumber. I feel like I’m in a boat with you, in waters I have sailed before, telling you there's wind to sail and you do not want to pull the anchor. Your anchor is not letting you discover new waters. Your anchor is close mindedness and skepticism. Free will is the most precious gift we have, use it wisely. Don't close your mind and your intuition, that's preventing you to sail to a higher consciousness plane.
Agree, also I think you meant bred, something is breaded when it is covered in some sort to bread like coating, usually used for cooking, you can do it to fish an chicken for example.
I was under the impression the Stanely Miller experiment was flawed. I'm assuming this is what he is referring too when he mentioned adding electricity to for amino acids. Is there a case where this has been successful where the correct elements and atmosphere of early earth have been used?
God made hot dogs. Prove me wrong.
But what about all the other fruit, vegetables, nuts and berries THAT DON'T? If "the Banana fits in your hand, therefore God", then obviously "the Coconut doesn't, therefore no God."
Oh. Hahahaha Matt picked the coconut too. lol I typed that half way through the vid. X'D
"It fits in the hand, it fits in your mouth--"
"It fits in your butt. >:)"
"Not in mine. Maybe in _yours_."
HEYOO! I'll give her points for that one, I can't see that as having been anything other than sass XD
To cracked phyche, I appreciate your reply. Thank you. My best friend is an athiest and I believe in God. We have great conversations without judging each other. Belief is a personal decision and based on faith. I don't like it when people try to force their beliefs on others. People will make their own decisions based on personal experiences. To argue about it is where real ignorance begins.
How can I be angry with something that I don't believe exists?
""what is right and wrong isnt a universal standard"" It is, what isn't is the specific actions we take to meet the standard, because those are based on our culture, knowledge and pre-conceived notions/paradigms: Right=selflessness Wrong=selfishness.
Are you trying to say that red shift isn't caused by objects moving away from the observer?
'It fits in your butt'
'Do you think that was the intended purpose'
LMAO....awesome.
@MinerDev They made the comment "the banana fits in your butt" to mock her. She was saying that it's unlikely that evolution was able to create everything to fit perfectly. Her example was the fact that the banana can fit in your hand and mouth. They said it can also fit in your butt, it doesn't mean you put it up there. So it doesn't mean anything.
I stand with the Atheist when it comes to Christianity but I am somewhat impressed with the caller Eve' s composure.
So are you saying that god didnt create us?
or that he created all aspects of us except for that?
or that he created us including that and he wants us to be that way in order to get away from being that way?
I love it. Of all the examples of 'intelligent design' they could find, the one they use as the best example was one of the only ones that science was responsible for...
A boy was pulling his wheelbarrow with his sister in it. In a fit of frustration he declares "Goddammit".
His sister admonishes him "Don't say that God heard you"
Brother replies "How did me hear you"
Sister comes back with "He is everywhere"
Brother "He is everywhere? Is he in the sky?"
Sister "yes"
Brother "In the trees?"
Sister "yes"
Brother "is he in that wheelbarrow with you?"
Sister "yes"
Brother "Tell him to get the hell out and help pull this friggin wheelbarrow"
@Maia Rangihika my point in that was faith... you have faith those trees are called trees...you do not question it because Satan does not care to let you believe those are called trees...
I wonder if you're going to answer my question that I asked last week? In short, your position is that life cannot come from non life, since we are made from atoms which form complex molecules which are required for life - how do you resolve that these atoms are not alive, but give rise to things that are alive?
Note to believers, athiest have their right to make their own decisions. Most athiest know more about scripture than we do. They are not limited verbally as we are. Do not resort to derogatory statements. Most athiest have high I.Q.'s and are pro's at debating and most of all they are not our enemies. Remember, we all die. If we are wrong, we have no consequence. If they are wrong, they have consequence. Be safe. Be meek. Be kind. Do not judge.
To speedyblip, I appreciate your response. As we were not around at t-0 we can neither confirm nor dispel the existance of a catalyst. Your opinion is subjective. I could say the golden ratio (1.6180) is intelligent design or r/0 confirms physics are incorrect or 2 pi k d/cm can be calculated but not seen. Tell a child who has moments to live that there is no God and then come see me. You have not expierenced death first hand.
I haven't seen him. Can you send me a link to the sightings you're talking about?
The article about the banana on Wikipedia is quite thorough. You can start there.
1. Because natural laws are contingent to the existence of matter, and the elements we identify as matter today were created at the moment of the BB, at least that is the conscensus at this point.
2. There was something before the BB, it is called energy. The point is God was defined with the same 8 main attributes energy has before anyone defined energy. Therefore He's energy
3. God doesn't need explanation for His existence because energy can't be created or destroyed. Therefore, He's eternal
she didnt come on there for a discussion,she came to preach.i think matt showed great restraint while dealing with her.
When we make contact with aliens they're going to laugh at us. "You idiots actually believed those lies!? We just did that to fuck with you guys!"
Then he goes on to say we can put chemical in a lab and apply electricity verifying that it has to be an outside cause and that they dont sporatically do this without intent.
When was the last time someone bit into a banana and found a seed?
Matt mentioned in the video that banana's came from plantains, which is incorrect. Just as humans didnt come from present day monkeys but a common ancestor, banana and plantains evolved thru natural selection and horticultural pressure separately into what we now refer to as banana and plantains from common ancestors. There was plenty of natural selection going on in Musa because of many factors like island biogeography and herbivore. And ofcourse there was plenty of horticulture pressure especially over the past ~500 years. Over time, the two types of fruits came out from the same mishmash of Musa genes push together by evolution and humans. When i was in school, we just called them all Musa musa spp.
This post is just so much turbo-derp.
So delightful, conversation turns to bananas up butts while Russell chokes his laughter back. Eve/Beth definitely knew the man she was getting! All that wonderful 'sin', wonder if the subject of sinning with bananas came up during the wedding?
Matt & Beth - May they raise as many rational children as they decide to!
There are two thousand different kinds of fruit on this planet and one of those fruits (the banana) happens to fit nicely in our hand. Did the devil create the other 1999 fruits to test our faith?
Leviticus 11:13-20 and Deuteronomy 14:11-20 state quite clearly that there is a list of foul that must not be eaten because they are unclean, including but not limited to: owl, hawk, eagle, vulture, pelican, stork, haron, raven, and BAT (you know, those mammals that can fly and use sonar?)
What's the problem with life originating from natural processes? Which PRECISE part defied probability?
i grew up in a church family all my life and they didnt really pushed all the christian things on me until i was old enough to question it, and my parents had no answer. when i asked how do you know there is a god they said faith. well faith is great but its a personal feeling and people that have their own ideas wont just have faith in something because sunday school teachers said jonah survived sitting in a whales stomach for a while and god helped him out.
"the big bang didn't make the trees!" lmao i just cannot with this woman
3:25
caller (thinking): I KNEW IT
@Bruce Aiken Im a Christian. Do you think that is the way Jesus would want you to witness to the atheists? would he want you to judge them with such anger?
that caller is the prime example why having sex with your cousin is a bad idea
""Why would i feel better"" because it will shield your mind from feeling guilty
''"The truth matters more to me than a feel good factor"" if that were the case you would be looking for the truth, not denying it
Is it dumb that I was a non-believer and I was able to find the truth?
Its one thing to say that these people did these things but then turned it around and became much better people.
Its something entirely different to say that they never did those things at all.
Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. A long time later, they were used in the formation of an person because, of all atoms being on the earth from stars, all things formed on earth must necessarily be made of those atoms.
the fact is that even if you were born on a deserted island w/ the utmost extreme minimal food & shelter provided by a deaf/mute guardian who abandoned you at the age you were able to take care of yourself, you would still alone, w/out any external input on this deserted island for the rest of your life think about God and the all the implications that would entail...
Numbers 14:34 (1400BC) - "For forty years--one year for each of the forty days you explored the land--you will suffer for your sins and know what it is like to have me against you."
Ezekiel 4:6 (650 BC)- "After you have finished this, lie down again, this time on your right side, and bear the sin of the people of Judah. I have assigned you 40 days, a day for each year."
A woman in prophesy is a body of believers. This is a consistent, explained, defined symbol scripture uses. It was 688 AD.
Interesting question. Have you heard of heterogamy? Its a process (one of a few with that name) whereby a species may exchange between sexual and asexual reproduction depending on whether or not a mate is present. This process is seen in Whiptails and sharks. In fact, a lot of animals have shown the ability to self-fertilise when necessary or to change gender to allow mating (as is a plot point in Jurassic Park).