So, if mark knew what he signed up for, he would really have been stuck on an island for 5 years by himself just to get a clone that's 3 inches taller than him😂
As someone who is 5'1 (height wise) of course I have to wear some of these shoes to be at least a little bit taller (not the high heels though cause I don't want to break an ankle)😂
Markiplier: I'm not saying you should kill people just so you can get what they have... Me: Yeah, that's insane, who murders people just to get what they want? Mark: bbbUUUUUTTT- Me: Mark no
So what i got from this is: -mark is going away in isolation on an island for five years just so he could do something he could just as easily do with heels -hes gonna kill someone for a twinkie -detroit is gonna get blown up so mark can have cake which he could get anytime because he is an adult and can do that glad to see everything is right in the world
Immortality... you would NEVER die... NEVER... a hundred years pass. You are the last remaining family member. 1 thousand years pass. You are bored with life as you eat synthetic chocolate and ride to mars on your personal spaceship. A million years pass. Earth is now uninhabitable due to pollution. > 5 billion years pass. The sun explodes. 100 trillion years pass. The universe finally dies leaving you, and only you, as the last remaining heat signature and giving you the highest gravitational force since you a now the most massive object in the entire universe, and will remain so for this long: Infinity Edit from 2 years later: bruh what kind of Cuban LSD was my ass on bro!
Great, now I am just picturing what I am gonna call, Markination, which is an entire country of just Marks running around a few inches taller than the original, the national flag is just his youtube logo, and his major export is gold, comedy gold. There are Marks in the field, Marks in the stores, marks in the factories, Marks in the banks, and Marks in the government. When election cycle comes around, the two parties that most vote for is the Marks and the Ipliers, with the third parties of Wilfords, Tiny Box Tims, and many more. There is no left or right in Mark politics, just Mark and Mark, pronounced with different stressed syllables to denote different political ideologies. The U.S.M.C (United Soldier Mark Corp) is the largest military force designed for the nation. It protects against invaders from the neighbors, while the M.N.P.D (Mark National Police Department) protects against threats within the nation. The ruler, is none other than Mark.
9:33 - Since I think a lot about people I care for before I sleep, I'm gonna just snap in and out of existence between them, including just sudden appearances right next to my crush 😂
You can have all the cookies in the world, whenever you want, however you want them... but... Chica pursues you every day to attack your face with licks.
Is anyone else concerned about the fact that: a) Mark would happily erase himself from everyone's memory and abandon his current life b) He could go anywhere he wanted in the world but he's "chained to his computer chair and that's depressing" c) In regards to one of the options stopping his life from being interesting, he said, "My life is boring as shit anyway so this isn't really gonna change anything" I'm not seeing any comments addressing any of this?? I'm worried about Mark EDIT: Yes, I know what self deprecating humor is. Promise. And I'm usually very good at picking up when someone's using a "joke" to hide their deeper feelings. Of course, I could most definitely be wrong. I'm just expressing concern because I care.
The first two are a bit worrying, but the third could just be how his day could be going at that moment. I think my life is quite boring fairly often, but then something interesting does happen. It's just the in-between that makes everything seem so /bleh/. At least for me.
I use those 5 min to do things tho.. like take a piss, find a video I want to watch while I eat, or finish coding that damn script I have for some game mod, etc... I dont have idle time... even when I sleep its always some interesting dream that I kind of enjoy...
You become immortal and CAN travel through time, but only to the future... never to return to the past... well it only says you CAN if you basically want to... So if I don't time travel because I don't want to I can basically just be immortal without the consequences of being stuck in the future... Sweet!
technically you are still stuck in the future, even though you are in the present. You are immortal. You will NEVER die. You'll live for thousands, for billions of years. The Earth will die, It will explode - and you'll still be there, floating through space. Still alive. You'll live through everything. You can skip the time and go to the future, but jeez you would be SO bored, that you'll eventually will be mentally dead in a couplne of hundred or thousand years. Also you'll have real problems explaining it to scientists or police who has your information about you (when you are going to be alive for 200+ years, welll... It's going to be really questionable for them.) - they'll want to experiment on you. You'll be immortal, but you'll still feel pain. They will try to kill you. - Definetly not something I would choose. :P
Easy, go forward in time until some kind of sentient civilization finds you. Or move as far until the universe ends and *if* by chance there would be something that happens AFTER that, you can instantly check. Well... that would be a mindfuck. But it's worth the chance... *not*
The upside of immortality would be unlimited time to become an expert at something. You'd eventually become the smartest/ablest human being alive, I think. Then, you could help others become immortal too or create safe AGI, or any number of things.
What if Mark wanted to be the tallest person on earth?? XD Bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
Mark: I want to end hunger! Me: Awesome! Mark: *BANG* Me: ....... Mark: See! He's not hungry anymore! :P Me: o.o................. Mark Is so hilarious sometimes XD
3:54 Assuming you can have literally anything, you could tell the government about your power and gain the permission to kill death row inmates to get the cure for cancer or medicine for immortality and such.
Eventually the Universe will die, and you'll end up regretting those skipping forward moments. There's no reason not to press the button on that one, you get immortality either way and it's up to you to choose to time travel or not. It's hard for me to describe how fucking stupid this game is.
Hugo Dreamsletter, it's just a game to get you thinking, not something to take super seriously. If you don't like 'what if?' questions, then you don't have to play or watch videos of it. (Edit: If you want to argue or hate, you'll be talking to nothing, because I don't respond to things like that anymore.)
*You get to be with the person of your dreams. But you have to stay on an island for 5 years by yourself.* 60% of Other people: MARKIPLER YES Me and 40% of other people: Naw man.
Going forward through time wouldn't be too bad. If you went too far forward, just keep going forward until the universe is gone and rebuilt again. Just like in Futurama. Though I wouldn't want to be in a time where humanity is enslaved by giraffes.
Andy Plays All Night what if u go when u die, then u would be afraid of that because it might could be from a car crash, thenu would try to avoid that... But... U cannot cheat death in rl...
Lee Loveridge it was a Futurama reference when they showed the various years in the future and what happened in those years when they went forward in time lol. The giraffe thing happened in the year 1 million and a half.
The last one says that you CAN travel through time and only forward, so you don't necessarily HAVE to. You're getting a free ride to becoming immortal!
Biggest truth I have ever heard. The question is literally: "live as long as you want (essentially immortal) but not have loud expensive slimy bratty midgets"
I would do it because theoretically you could travel so far forward that time will reset causing you to be able to go back to your original time period
Presidential Elections: "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier. Now you know that Markiplier has been saying that he'll be changing the country for the greater good, but let's be honest. He'll turn it to hell. As the great Markiplier said, he never trusted a Markiplier until it proved itself as a true Markiplier. It's your time to vote, people! Choose Markiplier over Markiplier! WE WILL WIN!
With the teleport ability...what if he reads a comment and thinks of the person who wrote it and he just POOF behind them What if he thinks of himself!?
Sometimes i forget it's a video and i press the screen and all of the options pop up and i'm just like "....... WHY THE FRICK IS THERE NO SUCH THING AS INTERACTIVE RUclips VIDEOS, BIT IF THERE IS, WHERE THE FEICK CAN I FIND THEM!!! BJBJBJBJBJNJNNJBMJNJNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EFF THIS FRICKEN VIDEO!!! I TOURTURE MYSELF ENOUGH ALREADY!!!"
I would not. Being immortal is a curse of the cruelest degree. Yeah you can travel in time but you will eventually watch all the people you love grow old and die.
Not to mention, You could still be badly injured. Earth would eventually run out of resources. Eventually Earth will be gone and you would be stuck in space, slowly suffocating due to lack of air but never able to actually die. It's probably best that we don't have that power.
3:00 ask for a machine that can instantly get anything you would want and get a machine that brings anyone that touches it back to life when they die once
So, if mark knew what he signed up for, he would really have been stuck on an island for 5 years by himself just to get a clone that's 3 inches taller than him😂
And I would press the button btw😂
Me too XD
me three🤣
Me four 🤣
*BANG* "He's not hungry anymore!" * laughs*
Lacea Harrison Willford Warfstash status
I was drinking mountain dew I heard these words and it came out again🤢🤢🤢
Sickness
Hes not sick anymore
Well, it depends, did he go to heaven or hell?
"Murder is not a good solution!"
Says the guy who would blow up Detroit for a piece of cake.
And who kills people in games for a living XD
HA
Andrew Howard you cuold wish those people back to life
To be fair, it was probably really good cake.
@Rogue Inquisitor Wdym its not murder it is everyones life matter even if they dont its still murder
"to be *with* the person of your dreams"
so he wants to be with himself but 3 inches taller
ok
I S H I P I T
Selfcest
Leanne Vermaak Selfcest is bestcest
Amazing Gray Is Not Interesting your username is everything
No he was saying he would want to BE him 3 inches taller
Me: never give up on your dreams
Mark: I want to be 3 inches taller
Me: you should probably give up on your dreams
SuperAwesomeAlana
Either donate extra spinal columns or high heels cx
vincent trigg mark in heels 24/7
SuperAwesomeAlana lol idk why mark thinks he's short
LOL
Have you not seen Gattaca?
I love how you found a loophole for like every single one of those questions.
David Archer wooooah!!!! Are we related?!?!?!??!?!?
You're drunj
"The exact same person, but three inches taller"
Buddy, I have got a WONDERFUL invention for you. It's called heels.
or platform shoes, some kinds of boots, mini stilts possibilities are endless.
Yes XD
As someone who is 5'1 (height wise) of course I have to wear some of these shoes to be at least a little bit taller (not the high heels though cause I don't want to break an ankle)😂
"Exactly the same as I am right now, but the inches taller. That's the person of my dreams" - Markiplier 2017
Night Locket6421 3 inches taller
Night Locket6421 you spelled three wrong my good sir
Anticipation Gamez lol just noticed
mood
Mark: I'm already perfect.
Me: Except you can't see the word "with".
Ishtarru true
Right
Omg right XD
you had me dying at this lol
*“Win win!! Everyone can forget about me!?”*
Noooooooo mark I wanna remember you
Me too!
You would probably accidentally stumble upon his videos again at some point XD
I know right
Just look at his RUclips videos then you will Basically remember him
Suddenly, millions of people wonder who this random RUclipsr they’ve subscribed to is. Then they unsub. Sad mark :(
"I WANT TO END WORLD HUNGER"
*BANG*
"SEE HE'S NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE!"
Warfstache in a nutshell
@@thegongoozler5920 Unus Annus
Yeah we all heard the same thing
Markiplier: I'm not saying you should kill people just so you can get what they have...
Me: Yeah, that's insane, who murders people just to get what they want?
Mark: bbbUUUUUTTT-
Me: Mark no
Could you kill someone to ask for infinite wishes, then resurrect him?
Problem solved!
I blame Dark.
I would kill a person to stop world hunger
OMG I just laughed so hard at this comment XD it was to funny I'm definitely taking a picture.
LOL
So what i got from this is:
-mark is going away in isolation on an island for five years just so he could do something he could just as easily do with heels
-hes gonna kill someone for a twinkie
-detroit is gonna get blown up so mark can have cake which he could get anytime because he is an adult and can do that
glad to see everything is right in the world
Jinx Lynx you forgot to mention how he blew up Detroit for cake.
me.
Jinx Lynx of course
Matt Damsel Obama you say? Hmmm
“You cannot look at the gender you’re attracted to” *all the bi,pan,etc people run around in panic, chaos follows*
The Inevitable Lost Jams *cue evil laughter in the distance*
*asexual/aromantic people cackle like hyenas in the distance.*
Mcprobun you stole that comment from someone else here in the comments xD
I don't understand that one, could u please explain
TwinGamerz PS ohh thank you
Immortality... you would NEVER die... NEVER... a hundred years pass. You are the last remaining family member. 1 thousand years pass. You are bored with life as you eat synthetic chocolate and ride to mars on your personal spaceship. A million years pass. Earth is now uninhabitable due to pollution.
> 5 billion years pass. The sun explodes. 100 trillion years pass. The universe finally dies leaving you, and only you, as the last remaining heat signature and giving you the highest gravitational force since you a now the most massive object in the entire universe, and will remain so for this long:
Infinity
Edit from 2 years later: bruh what kind of Cuban LSD was my ass on bro!
Finally somebody who thinks how I think
Pretty deep
THEHardcoreBANANNA what about 1 quintillion years
M a r k i k i d 2 0 2 I did say infinity.
You'd be bored with life even if you had a personal spacecraft? If you ask me, that's when the really interesting stuff truly begins!
Great, now I am just picturing what I am gonna call, Markination, which is an entire country of just Marks running around a few inches taller than the original, the national flag is just his youtube logo, and his major export is gold, comedy gold. There are Marks in the field, Marks in the stores, marks in the factories, Marks in the banks, and Marks in the government. When election cycle comes around, the two parties that most vote for is the Marks and the Ipliers, with the third parties of Wilfords, Tiny Box Tims, and many more. There is no left or right in Mark politics, just Mark and Mark, pronounced with different stressed syllables to denote different political ideologies. The U.S.M.C (United Soldier Mark Corp) is the largest military force designed for the nation. It protects against invaders from the neighbors, while the M.N.P.D (Mark National Police Department) protects against threats within the nation. The ruler, is none other than Mark.
Ginger in a Jacket that is hilarious
Ginger in a Jacket This is beautiful
OMG MARK NEEDS TO READ THIS!
I LOVE THIS
Omg Yas every Mark Fangirls dream destination
stranded on an island for 5 years just to get 3 inches taller
GG
he can just wear heels
He didn’t read the first on correctly, it said you could be WITH the person of your dreams not BE the person you want to be lol
One*
its not but okay its means good game
He'd be with a 3 inch taller version of himself,
Imagining Mark wearing 3 inch heels and parading in front of a mirror to see how he'd look if he was taller 💀
Absolute Royalty they'd be really uncomfortable over the 6 inch stilletos he usually wears...
Got that image stuck I'm my head now ..........lol
scary like an american psycho's scene
We must warn Amy.
"Amy, hide your shoes!"
Absolute Royalty XD
6:24 bisexuals just having their heads spinning
Ha! You think bisexuals would have it hard? I'm pansexual, so my life would be miserable! Screw that button!!!
Yeah, this one is a bit odd. Like, am I just alone on a tropical island?
True true
@The one and only exotic Butters well yes, but actually no
@@HolyCrimin Well, no
“You get married to who ever you want, but anything you touch burns, even the earth”
Some people just wanna watch the world burn
And every time there is a girl burning someone sings THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!! like whaaaaa
Hey.... Alphrid
Whats the point of marrying them if you gonna burn them anyway
😆
Oml grace is my first name and Marie is my middle name ! You didnt need to know that but ya know its cool
if ppl will forget about me for 10m dollars... i'd go robbing the biggest bank in the world then press the button
and they say only conservatives make everything political. Way to prove them wrong.
LaughNow CryLater, haha liberal
Valkyrie yer that’s what I was thinking, do everything I want to do even if it would get me arrested and then press the button Genius😂
Agree lmao
LOL
He just lowkey roasted the hell out of Team 10 😂 I love it
“You want to be on Team 10, You say? You may need to set your dreams a little higher”
SAVAGE!
My mouth had never dropped so fast😂😂
Mark if you clone yourself, then there will be a bunch of Marks walking around wishing that they were 3 inches taller.
He says he would love if everyone forgot him, but without him, I wouldn't have made it to 2018.. he's worth so much more than he realises
VidiaPlays he is worth more than he realizes
Vector I don't think you get how depression works
90th like :3
2018 isnt here yet though
VidiaPlays ikr
You can kill whoever you want for whatever you want anyway.
-Mark 2017
Ice Wolf Queen sounds good.
Ice Wolf Queen Omg thank you for quoting this
Jacob Foster haha no problem. We need to make this into a few shirt then wear it in public and see people's reactions
Me: never give up on your dreams you can accomplish anything!
Mark: I wanna grow 3 inches taller
Me: yeah, you should probably give up on your dreams
Give this man a medal
The Outcast as a 6"8 person, height sucks
CreeperCraft ditto to that man I’m still in puberty and growing I’m gonna have to spend a small fortune on a custom bed
The Outcast mark can wear high heels lmao
9:33 - Since I think a lot about people I care for before I sleep, I'm gonna just snap in and out of existence between them, including just sudden appearances right next to my crush 😂
Charkit kinda seems weird to me... why do u do that?
I want to end world hunger! * bang * see he's not hungry anymore!!!
"You can not touch or even look at the gender you're attracted to."
ASEXUAL LAUGHTER
Ovo Azul Bisexual crying
Pansexual dying
Well,, romantic attraction,, im panromantic asexual so im still affected D':
Heterosexual sobbing
PANSEXUAL SOBBING
You can have all the cookies in the world, whenever you want, however you want them... but... Chica pursues you every day to attack your face with licks.
GarretOakamber
Hell yeah!
GarretOakamber if it was me I would totally press the button because my dog licks my face like that everyday lol
If this was real I would slam the button so hard and so fast... this kinda sounds sexual
As long as she could put up with my dog wanting to play with her every time he sees her XD
... ... *CLICK* my friend's dog is crazy like that XD
"You can live as long as you want BUT you can never have children."
Me: *immediately starts tapping screen*
Yes XD
AH YES AN EXCUSE TO MY MOTHER ABOUT HOW I CANT HAVE CHILDREN. AND FREE BOTTOM SURGERY (PRACTICALLY)
Dat shot fired to Team 10 at the beginning.
"I want to end hunger!" *bang* "See! He's not hungry any more!"
Is anyone else concerned about the fact that:
a) Mark would happily erase himself from everyone's memory and abandon his current life
b) He could go anywhere he wanted in the world but he's "chained to his computer chair and that's depressing"
c) In regards to one of the options stopping his life from being interesting, he said, "My life is boring as shit anyway so this isn't really gonna change anything"
I'm not seeing any comments addressing any of this?? I'm worried about Mark
EDIT: Yes, I know what self deprecating humor is. Promise. And I'm usually very good at picking up when someone's using a "joke" to hide their deeper feelings. Of course, I could most definitely be wrong. I'm just expressing concern because I care.
omg yes, i’m really worried about mark after this video and it took me like 10 minutes to find a comment that even mentioned it. this needs more likes
The first two are a bit worrying, but the third could just be how his day could be going at that moment. I think my life is quite boring fairly often, but then something interesting does happen. It's just the in-between that makes everything seem so /bleh/. At least for me.
Nah, no reason to worry. That's just his introversion speaking. He's also being facetious. Those sardonic jokes make me laugh. I think he's okay. 😄👍
He should be fine if there was a problem he would tell us
Mr Orang, still we should be a little concerned.
6:24 *_Asexuals laughing in the background_*
Pansexual dying
Demisexual confusion
*cry-laughing in the corner because I’ve never had a crush and don’t even know if I’m straight or not hahahaha*
Bisexuals in a corner crying
Rich and fancy heterosexuals laugh in disgust
You can go forward 5 min for when the pizza rolls are ready
give this man a nobel prize ok
*obliterates button*
I use those 5 min to do things tho.. like take a piss, find a video I want to watch while I eat, or finish coding that damn script I have for some game mod, etc... I dont have idle time... even when I sleep its always some interesting dream that I kind of enjoy...
Pizza rolls for all eternity
you can binge on it then leap 6 hours later and start again
You become immortal and CAN travel through time, but only to the future... never to return to the past... well it only says you CAN if you basically want to... So if I don't time travel because I don't want to I can basically just be immortal without the consequences of being stuck in the future... Sweet!
technically you are still stuck in the future, even though you are in the present.
You are immortal. You will NEVER die.
You'll live for thousands, for billions of years. The Earth will die, It will explode - and you'll still be there, floating through space. Still alive.
You'll live through everything. You can skip the time and go to the future, but jeez you would be SO bored, that you'll eventually will be mentally dead in a couplne of hundred or thousand years. Also you'll have real problems explaining it to scientists or police who has your information about you (when you are going to be alive for 200+ years, welll... It's going to be really questionable for them.) - they'll want to experiment on you. You'll be immortal, but you'll still feel pain. They will try to kill you.
- Definetly not something I would choose. :P
Easy, go forward in time until some kind of sentient civilization finds you. Or move as far until the universe ends and *if* by chance there would be something that happens AFTER that, you can instantly check.
Well... that would be a mindfuck.
But it's worth the chance... *not*
The upside of immortality would be unlimited time to become an expert at something. You'd eventually become the smartest/ablest human being alive, I think. Then, you could help others become immortal too or create safe AGI, or any number of things.
Aren't you always travelling to the future without the ability to go back?
xAmelie immortality is when u don't die of old age. You can still die
I WANT TO END DEPRESSION
*BANG*
I WANT TO END WAR
*BANG*
I WANT TO END DESPAIR
*BANG*
Darcreed I WANT TO END YOUR SPAM
*BANG*
I WANT TO END ALL FUCKBOYS
BANG!
Well, I guess that's the sound that would be made if someone wanted to end their depression.....
*BANG*
Kitty LordXx YEE
What if Mark wanted to be the tallest person on earth?? XD
Bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
10:54 teleports to the sun blowing up
“Hello?”
“Anyone?”
Mark: I want to end hunger!
Me: Awesome!
Mark: *BANG*
Me: .......
Mark: See! He's not hungry anymore! :P
Me: o.o.................
Mark Is so hilarious sometimes XD
Alyssa Jennings no, he is genius
No that was wilford
Alyssa Jennings ru
Alyssa Jennings i thoight of a similar joke years ago
That's so cute, 3 inches taller.
3 inches taller or same, you're still great Mark.
In my opinion I think when he says he wants to be three inches taller I think he's talking about his.........size(^_−)☆
The SA1NTS 136
DESCHGUTING
The children chringe
Club Penguin Master
Who are exactly the children?
SimonCowellGaming me
It’s settled, Mark watches Doctor Who :D
Yas!
THIS IS HISTORIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY ALERT THE FANDOM!!! WATTPAD, TUMBLR, ANYTHING!!!!!
Sigh... what the normals don’t know... this is sad...
4:12
"You can live as long as you want, but you can never have children"
Me: "I see this as an absolute win"
Well, it doesn't say you don't get older, just that you live. Imagine living like a crazy old man with health issues forever.
@@1GoPlay well it's not forever, it's as long as I want
That means Chica wouldn't know who you are Mark. HOW COULD YOU?
SicoKitty yeah mark chica needs you
Everyone. Chica isn't included
Mark:A member of Team 10 you say? Oh, your dreams need to reach a little higher!
Me:Did he just roast Team 10?
Yes
Amber Brandon yes.........
I think he sould do that a lot more. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
😊😈
Amber Brandon yup
"I want to end world hunger!"
BANG! GUY DIES...
"Seeeee! He's not hungry anymore!"
Lol wtf Mark that's messed up!
😂😂😂
Hey, I would press the button. dont fucking judge me.
3:54 Assuming you can have literally anything, you could tell the government about your power and gain the permission to kill death row inmates to get the cure for cancer or medicine for immortality and such.
"You cannot touch or even look at the gender you're attracted to"
Well, I think I'd be fucked up 'cause I'm bisexual.
Congrats you're blind if people are around good luck with life ;)
Same
Jenivere Airleden IM PANSEXUAL MY DUDE XD
Or it just chooses the gender you're more attracted to.
Jacob Nesbit not everyone has a preference
" *It's new game + for life!* "
-Markiplier
But shouldnt new game+ be harder? I mean you got 10 mil soooo...?
Woable Attack You're older. Difficulty increased.
Nobody will know you so you have to make new relationships
You can become immortal and you can skip the 30min time on a pizza delivery I’m down any day
FuK yEA
Yes this so true I hate the wait for pizza
Eventually the Universe will die, and you'll end up regretting those skipping forward moments.
There's no reason not to press the button on that one, you get immortality either way and it's up to you to choose to time travel or not. It's hard for me to describe how fucking stupid this game is.
Hugo Dreamsletter, it's just a game to get you thinking, not something to take super seriously. If you don't like 'what if?' questions, then you don't have to play or watch videos of it.
(Edit: If you want to argue or hate, you'll be talking to nothing, because I don't respond to things like that anymore.)
*"It's New Game Plus, FOR LIFE!"*
Love his logic.
Mark: everyone will be me
Me: *backs away slowly*
... wait I'll be attractive & funny?! Ok
But didn't you destroy Detroit for cake?
GTR Wendy worth it
To contribute to obesity
GTR Wendy yeah he did
Who thinks Mark should play Condemned Criminal Origins again?
The cake is a lie
GTR Wendy we will never let that down xD
*thinks of aliens* *is with aliens*. *thinks of mom* * is with mom*. *thinks of girlfriend* *back with aliens*AMMMMYYYYYYYY!"
GoldenOceana
Brutal
I don't know why, but 3:34 is just so damn funny.
Mark: "I wanna end hunger"
*BANG*
Mark: "See? He's not hungry anymore!"
"That one episode of Doctor Who" YES MARK I LOVE YOU
Was he talking about Heaven Sent, or was there another episode where something like that happened? Because I would not even be surprised. LOL.
I think he was talking about David Tennants finale, where the master basically turns everyone on earth into himself.
Same! I literally smiled when he said that!
Which episode? (Sorry I really need to catch up
Yeah that makes sense *nods*
*You get to be with the person of your dreams. But you have to stay on an island for 5 years by yourself.*
60% of Other people: MARKIPLER YES
Me and 40% of other people: Naw man.
Nerd no bro I’m with you
Going forward through time wouldn't be too bad. If you went too far forward, just keep going forward until the universe is gone and rebuilt again. Just like in Futurama. Though I wouldn't want to be in a time where humanity is enslaved by giraffes.
Haha Why giraffes tho ? xD
I was thinking the same thing 😂
Andy Plays All Night what if u go when u die, then u would be afraid of that because it might could be from a car crash, thenu would try to avoid that... But... U cannot cheat death in rl...
JulianAndIvanOnYT the stipulation was that you are immortal though so you can't die
Lee Loveridge it was a Futurama reference when they showed the various years in the future and what happened in those years when they went forward in time lol. The giraffe thing happened in the year 1 million and a half.
Markiplier:$10,000,000 and i get to be forgotten HOORAY.
Chica:INTROOODER
SomeRandomPerson lol
"you can never touch or even look at the gender you are attracted to"
me, a pansexual: *sweats nervously*
*asexual laughter in the distance* -I'm so sorry tho tbh-
Ari YT
Me, a bisexual *also sweats*
Ari YT xD
"should be too" meaning what exactly?
Me, a bisexual *sweats nervously too*
I agree with Mark. Getting that much money plus getting everyone to forget you. That would be the best thing ever!
"My self just 3 inches taller" best quote of 2017 markiplier
"A member of team 10 you say? Oh your dreams need to reach a little higher."
The last one says that you CAN travel through time and only forward, so you don't necessarily HAVE to. You're getting a free ride to becoming immortal!
I was thinking exactly the same! You are immortal, with no downside, and you can travel to the future if you want to. It seems pretty great
also with forward time travel commercals are never a problem
MR. J very true lol
Throw back when he destroyed Detroit for a piece of cake
Carolena Bair that's a memory that he regrets
Lol is it?
But in reality, if put in that situation, who wouldn't do the same
Ethan Harris-walker ikr?I would do it for a dollar..
Detroit is a garbage city that has no future. Who WOULDN'T do that
“You can live for as long as you want but you can never have children.”Me: I see no downside....
Babs Gordon exactly
Babs Gordon really?!?!
Babs Gordon That's the biggest downside ever.
Pyro Gaming Inc how? Babies are the most terrible creatures on the planet. They creep me out.
Biggest truth I have ever heard. The question is literally: "live as long as you want (essentially immortal) but not have loud expensive slimy bratty midgets"
I would do it because theoretically you could travel so far forward that time will reset causing you to be able to go back to your original time period
Mark referencing the Master from Dr Who makes my inner geek happy and all warm inside lmfao
I love how the first question was You get to be WITH the person of your dreams and Mark made it into You get to be the person of your dreams lol 😂❤
Beyoncé elgort he then went and made an 'inspirational speech' about it....
Slippy Toad more like he's slightly narcissistic, but hey. He's fun to watch
I want to end hunger! *BANG See, he's not hungry anymore.
Pyrex I read that when he said it 😂
Such a Wilford moment
That is sooooooo Wilford talking there XD
Cj Quinn the whole section of that button is just Wilford showing up
So if I kill a mosquito then I can get mark
Ok
SomeBODY, not someTHING
Cody Patton why
@@evanallaire2829 Correcting the OP. Killing a mosquito doesn't count as killing someone
Mark ends up with a three inch taller version of himself
Johnny Dee101 And then he is stuck forever in horrendous envy.
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GOD DAMNIT, MARK! YOU GET TO BE *WITH* THE PERSON OF YOUR DREAMS.
😂😂😂
Brooks Bradbury-Fawns LIKE CRAIG ! DID HE FORGET THE CHEMISTRY WITH HIM?
he just cannt stop thinking about himself
Someone get mark 3 inch heals 👠
That's what he wanted right?
stop trying to heal the heels theyre already dead
Hyperion - L.F & More Drink me instead
No, he wanted 5 more years of puberty spent by himself.
Elisha Eeveelutions pretty spot on
Mark over here predicting the plot of Dragon Ball Super: Brody and we were none the wiser
"I want to end world hunger" *BANG* "See! HE's not hungry anymore!"
He just turns hungry skinny people into very gluttony fat people lol
Raptorfang Yeah. He can’t be hungry if he’s dead.
Raptorfang kinda reminds me of the hunger games😂🔫 bang!
"Feed a man for free. He'll be back asking for more. Feed a man a bullet. You won't hear from him again" - Beatrix Russell, Fallout: New Vegas.
From this point on no one will die ever again!
*bang
Oh wait
I find a world inhabited only by Markipliers both hilarious and terrifying
Presidential Elections:
"Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier. Now you know that Markiplier has been saying that he'll be changing the country for the greater good, but let's be honest. He'll turn it to hell. As the great Markiplier said, he never trusted a Markiplier until it proved itself as a true Markiplier. It's your time to vote, people! Choose Markiplier over Markiplier! WE WILL WIN!
“You’re not allowed to look at the gender you are attracted to”
WHAT ABOUT BI PEOPLE?!
WHAT ABOUT PANSEXUALS
Lord Headass same thing
But would you blow up Detroit for cake?
Elizabeth Burns Damn, thats quite a while back
No coryxkenshin is there
Hell yeah
no because my family lives there
No cuz I have family there lel
"What if Markiplier was just slightly taller..." 😂😆 D e a d
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy I’m the 69th like ;)
Why isn’t my life reset
I demand a refund.
😂 ikr
woah we have the same profile pic
was just scrolling bye and saw it
mine isnt either
Magmadude999 Gaming XD
okay your time has been refunded
by reading this comment you have conciously chosen to donate that time back
Now I imagine 10 billion Markipliers roaming the earth for the rest of eternity all complaining to each other they wish they were a little bit taller.
Markiplier... the name sounds familiar but it seems to have been wiped from my memory
(Edit) thanks for 140 likes!
I'm sorry, Markiplier? Who is that?
Can't say I've heard of them.
(Previous) Markiplier subscribers: Why am I subscribed to this channel? Who the heck is Markiplier?
IzBrodster, hmmmmmm markiplier.....all I remember is jack....
Huh..... Mark... Is that a plumber?
I t d i d n o t r e s t a r t
L i e s
Female Antisepticeye [Demon, don't try me] click bait
*CLICKING INTENSIFIES*
Markipliers firing shots at Jakey boy. I approve.
*Nothing interesting will ever happen.*
I'm a student who's.on their bed watching this... nothing interesting happens
he lowkey roasted team 10
It wasn't even lowkey
#247
Am I the only one who's concerned that Mark said he wanted to be erased form everyone's memory? Just wondering.
Winx Girl Oh my god I was thinking about that too
It is like blank dream
All though I guess it wouldn't matter if he also kept making videos.
Me too! I was looking through the comments and got very concerned when nobody really cared about that
But it never said we could never be reminded of him
With the teleport ability...what if he reads a comment and thinks of the person who wrote it and he just POOF behind them What if he thinks of himself!?
Tazzykiki *mini esplosion*
What if he thinks of a dead person?
He'll either enter the underworld or be where they are currently, whether it be the bottom of a lake or a grave.
if he thinks of himself, he implodes
Tazzykiki think of meeee next
9:41 imagine being with a friend thinking about them and just frantically teleporting around them
All that time you spent talking I've been fighting the urge to press my screen.
Omg same
R.I.P Screen 2049-2049
Archetex
Same here
😂😂😂
Sometimes i forget it's a video and i press the screen and all of the options pop up and i'm just like "....... WHY THE FRICK IS THERE NO SUCH THING AS INTERACTIVE RUclips VIDEOS, BIT IF THERE IS, WHERE THE FEICK CAN I FIND THEM!!! BJBJBJBJBJNJNNJBMJNJNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EFF THIS FRICKEN VIDEO!!! I TOURTURE MYSELF ENOUGH ALREADY!!!"
Film kulübü eğlence, it's only 2017, ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE???
I would not. Being immortal is a curse of the cruelest degree. Yeah you can travel in time but you will eventually watch all the people you love grow old and die.
As well as the destruction of the universe you live in. The Sun won't be around forever.
J, Descole Not a problem if you ignore your emotions.
H D, they're referring to the last question of the video where you can be immortal and only travel forward through time.
Not to mention, You could still be badly injured. Earth would eventually run out of resources. Eventually Earth will be gone and you would be stuck in space, slowly suffocating due to lack of air but never able to actually die. It's probably best that we don't have that power.
Well you do the same in normal life too there is no difference except your child I guess.
Mark, you're going to need to grow more than three inches taller. Give or take a foot and a half or two.
Your profile photo 😂 Ethan is the Boss
3:00 ask for a machine that can instantly get anything you would want and get a machine that brings anyone that touches it back to life when they die once
Mark even Chica would forget you for 10m dollars
Coco Rose it said everyONE. Chika is not a human, therefore she will not forget Mark, since she is a dog
Gasp* NO CHICA!! MARKIMOO HOW COULD U
V It did not say "every human." You're overthinking this.
lol
Howard Wiggins No, i said everyONE, everyone, by definition, means every person, therefore, she would not, because she is a dog
Markiplier X Markiplier
*MAKE IT HAPPEN*
Markiplier X Markiplier, but 3 inches taller...
*NOW THAT IS SOMETHING*
I SHIP IT.
LET'S CALL IT MARKIPLIER.
Qw3rty Lord no it *obviously* needs to be Ipliermark
Bard of Space How about M&M?
iamlazycatxP xD
Mark you are amazing WE LOVE YOU! I NEVER WANT YOU TO BE ERASED FROM US, you make us so happy.
just rewatch all his vids. I mean why not
Markipliers new nickname is 'the guy that dreams of only himself, but just a little bit taller'