Mark: I'd rather have life in prison, they never said I don't have a chance at parole. Mark two years later: I'm just praying, I don't make parooooooole. Cause I don't wanna be free!
mary Thomson Why does everyone think that Every Korean people eat every dog they see? I'm not sure about North, but South? Most of them never ate a single one in their life, but they're being called dog eaters. There's no reason to see all of them as savages.
See, the butter or syrup one doesn’t specify how fast you have to eat the butter. I cook a lot of italian food, specifically spaghetti, which uses a lot of butter. I’ll just eat that for a week
I would crash a flying car in minutes. A 1TBps internet connection, though... my work would fly by so quickly, I wouldn't know what to do with the spare time, and streaming would be instant, downloading video files would take a fraction of a second... I'd be in heaven.
Master Patrick Exactly,and also think how hard it would be to have a flying car (learning to drive it,what kind of fuel does it use,permission to use,what if it fails and you die) but with internet,what could go wrong :v
Actually, I've seen multiple interviews of people who claim to have seen the Loch Ness Monster when just sitting on the shore. In fact, that is one of the most plausible scenarios, as the Loch Ness is a large predator. If a 30 ft. long Plesiosaur was curious about who was eating lunch on his beach, it would make sense for him to just casually peek his head out of the water to see. Then again, I suppose that same creature could get just as curious if you were floating in a boat above him in the middle of the lake.
I'll take the internet. A flying car would just be a pain in the ass. Anybody who has flown a plane recreationally knows that there is a metric fucktonne of laws and regulations and no fly zones/international borders etc. But with a 1tb internet connection the world is your oyster.
Superintendent Chalmers but it doesn't say if you have to fly. You can literally just glide over water or pass people going slowaf by driving over them
6:46 only one pug can survive. the Pugger games! do. do. do. do *raises 400 fingers* ...most of them aren't mine... there should be a pug hunger games ( pugger games) in that apartment.
Yeah but he's locked in so the door wouldn't open or he would have no way of getting it. Not to mention the look on the delivery guy's face when he sees 400 dead pugs upon opening the door
Um the internet, please. I would be terrified in the flying car. I can wait in traffic, but I hate slow internet. (especially because Australia's internet is craaaapp.)
Okay the reason what if I went with Tim is because your birthday is more exciting Christmas is more exciting and you're just excited and happy all the time when when you're 21 you have to go get yourself a apartment and Beast have stupid Texas to do
I figure that if I'm in jail, I did something to deserve it, therefore I would consider the most punishing choice. The most punishing choice, to me, is the death penalty, because I'd be leaving so much behind. (That and I hate myself).
I'd go with the 1Tbps internet for 3 reasons: 1. My current internet is horrible 2. I'm not of driving age 3. I'd probably crash the flying car the second I turn it on.
When I was 10 my parents still loved me Now I'm 15 and according to my parents I'm the most irresponsible, useless, disobedient and unwanted child ever
IDK how itslike to be a teen im turning 13 soon..so yea i bet U guys when your older U will have the chance to do more things in life and parents say stuff lke that becuase they want us to have a good life in the future
I have meet some people who would pick 10. Some people had fantastic childhoods. Also some people, when confronted with the idea of being one age forever, assume your life conditions (parents, family, friends, state of mind) would be fixed too. As opposed to what would happen, everyone else keeps on ageing and you would have to make a life for yourself as a small child forever. No matter what you were like at 21 you could grow and improve, and still be physically 21.
Am I the only person who, in a zombie apocalypse, wants to be one of the insane people who run around with hockey sticks and wearing nothing but a baseball helmet and a bright pink "Swag" shirt? Anyone? No? Ok.
Being ten and being innocent are two VERY different things. It said be 10 forever, not that you'd have the mind of a ten year old forever so you would still learn, grow, and mature mentally, just not physically.
1:54 We actually just got done with an essay in Language on whether we support death as a punishment. I agree under certain circumstances that death is reasonable as a punishment for certain crimes. If the dude robbed some random just put him in jail, but if the dude committed some terrorist attack like the example we had, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev the Boston Marathon Bomber, then like Tsarnaev they should be penalized with death.
Battlefield Master I would do the same thing but with pancakes and I would choose death penalty because all the pancakes syrup and butter would be my last meal 😂 so I can die a very fat human panda 🤗
Universal Moon yeah but then you have nothing of your own, you constantly are depending on someone else to take care of you, you’ll out live your parents when you need them to survive so you’ll eventually be put in foster care for the rest of your life
"I'll choose the road I've traveled versus the road that'll probably kill me, I'll choose the road that i *know* will kill me versus the road that'll probably kill me." :D -Markiplier 2017
@loguy S The word "poutsa" in greek means "penis" and/or "dick"! And Mark said at some point the word "poutsi" so naturally we thought.... Ok so he said "penis" in greek. That's mark alright
At the 1 tbps internet connection part, I thought for a split second that it read 1 tablespoon of internet connection. I was trying to imagine a little plastic tablespoon holding a materialized form of wifi and yes i'd choose the tbps internet
Question: "be aquaman or be the human torch" Me: if you were aquaman then you would know everything about the ocean and maybe you could communicate with lovecraft monsters which probably exist because there's 95% of the ocean unexplored and I love the ocean so HELL YEAH I WOULB BE AQUAMAN!!!!
But you are going to lose everyone... and people un this days just thew kids to the street... nobody is going to help you. 21 is better, you can do whatever you want with 21, and if you go to jail, you are going to leave it anyways.
You might be 10 forever, but as time goes on you'll be the most intelligent 10 year old of all time, you might not age but it doesn't mean you can't learn. Add the bonus of getting some funny reactions out of everybody who underestimates you. There is one thing, and that is love life. Big downer for a lot of people.
samixD When you're 10 you don't have a fully developed brain. You can keep trying to learn new things, but your brain will be limited and you will not be able to hold all that information or understand the more complex information.
I find it hilarious that mark chose aquaman, because now he would spend the majority of his day living in and fighting to protect one of the things he fears and hates most... the ocean.
10:00 My sister's 10 and I can't stand her! Jesus I'd much rather be 21! I was super shy and awkward when I was 10, and honestly I'd rather be a young woman forever than be a bratty child who eventually becomes an orphan because her parents die and she stays 10 forever!
10:05 yeah actually, you won’t have to... 1. pay bills 2. pay for anything you want ( or at least almost anything) 3. get almost everything you want 4. basics life would be easier
Who is giving these things tho? If you’re ten that doesn’t make things free or give parents the money to give you anything you want it even be generous enough to buy things for you..... you’re literally property at 10
If you'll be 10 forever your parents and everyone you know will eventually die and you wouldn't be able to work in order to get money and buy a house or something so you'll always have to move from a place to place because you're too young
I don't seem to recall any stories of the Loch Ness Monster being violent or aggressive towards humans, though. Mostly it just kinda does its own thing, swimming around. (I'm sorry as a cryptozoology nerd I had to say it.) That being said, I'll take the internet connection. I don't really have any interest in driving.
but the option wasnt a life sentence, it was go to jail for life, the difference being 25 years for a life sentence and literally your whole life in prison, no exceptions or ways out.
He's Markiplier... Don't you think he's already constantly surrounded by people (Btw, flying cars are possible to make, the traffic, landing, lisence, price, and more would just be too complicated)
When you're ten, you have no responsibilities. I think that's the angle the asker was going for, although it still doesn't outweigh the benefits of being 21. If you were 10 forever, you could literally never have sex. Legally, at least.
Idea: sell that car to a company make TRILLIONS then rebuy the flying car and the super computer and buy anything you can possibly want also you did basically help the world so win/win
We can make flying cars if we had a real use for them. but it'd be the same as driving, not to mention traffic, except this time it's in the air which will probably make you use more gas, if they used them. There is a video somewhere if you need more information.
I would take the internet because first of a flying car is basically the equivalent of a weird unaeroedinamic plane and also if the car wasn't VTOL (Vertical Takeoff Or Landing) you would need a runway to
Trowzar9000 me too and holy shit you internet goes too 18mb download per second? our highest net speed is 2mb per sec and the normal ones are 500kb per sec
But you arw an immortal in a ten year olds body everyone who takes care of you would die and you are super vulerable to abuse and other horrible things. The worst part is you cant die no matter how you are hurt or treated you wouldnt be able to die you would be forced to be in pain and agony forever.
Well, when you're 10, you don't have many responsibilities. When you mess up, you get a slap on the wrist orbottom. You can play, be taken care of, and a kid genius. BUT I'd also rather be 21.
I would doubt it your parents would eventually die who would take care of you ur brother? Ur brother would hate you. Plus no sex, no say on things, plus your 10 so you can't really but shit you can't reach the cookie jar anymore
Hmmmmm, there are two ways this would happen, in the first, you would be stuck in a time loop, the loop starting on your tenth birthday and ending the night before you turn eleven. This would get boring pretty slowly. And in the second it's just that you your body and mind would turn ten year old, everything else would go on normally, in that case, only you are immortal, your parents are not. Can't get a job, have to starve. Most people won't raise a stranger's kid who is immortal genius and always 10.
I'd personally choose the 1tb internet connection because even though a flying car sounds cool in idea, it's probably a nightmare to own for a fuck-ton of reasons. for one, the fuel would be in the millions to pay for whether it's an extreme amount of a common supply, or a miniscule amount of an extremely rare supply. Meanwhile the sky's the limit and your the best online gamer of all time with your 1tb WiFi. So obviously, 1tb WiFi
Jail for life so then I can plan my escape, when I do escape I leave to go to Fiji and change my identity and look, time travel into the future when it becomes a reality so that I can be long forgotten and then maybe change my identity and look back? If I end up growing old I escape I still time travel but upload my consciousness into a younger clone of myself and change my identity back. Then live life to the fullest and perhaps become immortal.
Hopetasha ah, but if he could comunicate with the creatures of the sea, would he still have a reason to be afraid? They would not harm Mark, and whenever he get's into a location, that is just spooky, he could summon a few companions.
Aquaman also has super strength, can leap as tall as a building, run like an olympian, can control sea cratures, and can actually affect all life with things like paralysis, pain, and black-outs because they all came from the sea at some point. You'd have plenty of perks as Aquaman that aren't as flashy as setting yourself on fire. Better than getting immediately locked up by setting the word on fire while you launch. XD
In real life a zombie outbreak is impossible, they'd have too many natural predators, in TWD there are no animals (bears, wolves, lions, etc.) Zombies are slow and stupid (as we see them) so they'd get picked off by animals in the wild and by us
Whale The power of zombies is sheer number not individual strength. Imagine even 30000 Zombies coming down on a city like New York. Creating millions more zombies. No bear could even stop 10 zombies who don't fear the bear at all.
Since zombies are in motion that means theyd have a brain stem and if they have a brain stem theyd adapt to hardships (Ex: there are less humans on land via being eaten or turned theyd eventually adapt to learn how to swim its not like they get tired or can drown) So eventually theyd adapt to be faster and smarter to catch prey
"I'll take the butter." We all knew he was going to choose the exotic butters.
XD
Butter fetish
Hahaha nice 😂
Ill take the 2 liter coke too.
Jeff Fields McCormack I can't have butter because of the lactose
Mark: *Afraid of the ocean*
chooses to be Aquaman
lmfao
OMFG, Mark is literally Batman! (Batman Begins)
Hah lol
LOL
He would have the power to embrace it then.
(that is probably what Mark respects aquaman for)
MASON REGAN you don't sound like an eleven year old
11:47 *At first glance:*
_.....The hell is a Tablespoon of Internet Connection?_
Jiivez ME
My thoughts exactly lmaooo
Lmao same
Lmfao
I was wondering who else read it that way lmao
Mark: I'd rather have life in prison, they never said I don't have a chance at parole.
Mark two years later: I'm just praying, I don't make parooooooole. Cause I don't wanna be free!
I thought of that same thing
Sara Autio hello fellow New England Patriots fan
@@crippledbox1162 Hello there 🌝
@@saraautio5693 🌚
My god heist was 2 years ago 😵💫
When it comes to chugging butter, there's no margarine for error.
Stop. Please.
UGGHHHHHH
Trogdor lol
Vanilla Jewel b
Trogdor my dad disowned me
The pug question was beautiful. You're like 'That sounds like Heaven!' and then halfway through just like 'sounds so awesome-OH GAWD THE POOP'
AllyCatAlice then he's like "WHAT DO THEY EAT?!?!?! WHAT DO I EAT?!? WELL I KNOW WHAT IM EATING?!?!"
"OH *GOD!* THAT'S JUST HORRIBLE, I'M TAKING THE OTHER OPTION, THAT'S JUST FUCKING HORRIBLE!"
AllyCatAlice but if there going to North Korea they would be eaten
mary Thomso
mary Thomson Why does everyone think that Every Korean people eat every dog they see? I'm not sure about North, but South? Most of them never ate a single one in their life, but they're being called dog eaters. There's no reason to see all of them as savages.
See, the butter or syrup one doesn’t specify how fast you have to eat the butter. I cook a lot of italian food, specifically spaghetti, which uses a lot of butter. I’ll just eat that for a week
QualityGaming Studios what about the other you could just eat pancakes for breakfast/dessert for a week too?
@@humangarbage3019 I hate pancakes
@@humangarbage3019 q
I'll drink the bottle of maple syrup be because I'm Canadian and I'll probably end up doing it eventually
Same
But then puke
same
Me too after all it doesn't say how big the bottle is it could be one of those little small ones you get at the store
I'll be fine I'm from Vermont
I would crash a flying car in minutes. A 1TBps internet connection, though... my work would fly by so quickly, I wouldn't know what to do with the spare time, and streaming would be instant, downloading video files would take a fraction of a second... I'd be in heaven.
this guy gets it
Master Patrick same
Master Patrick Exactly,and also think how hard it would be to have a flying car (learning to drive it,what kind of fuel does it use,permission to use,what if it fails and you die) but with internet,what could go wrong :v
Jorge Reyes - you wouldn't believe how much could go wrong...
definetly internet connection cuz right now i have the shittiest connection available in my country (like average download speed 10KB/S )
the pug one got darker and darker and darker
and darker
Pugs are my favorite breed....I still couldnt breath from laughter
AnD dArkEr
And darker..
Dark darker yet darker.
The darkness keeps growing.
Photon readings negative.
This next experiment should be very interesting.
What do you two think?
Đào Thanh Hải Agreed
Markiplier *hates the ocean*
Chooses to be aquaman
Anna Adams OMIGOD XD XD XD XD I JUST REALIZED THAT AHAHAHA
Anna Adams *gets subnautica flashbacks* Oh yea that is totally true haha
Gg.
There is literally no pro to becoming the human torch. Who needs fire in this day and age?
Well he hates it because fear or drowning. When your Aquaman you can breath underwater so....
1:55 I mean.. If Yancy is there....
I DON’T WANNA BE FREE
No way in hell I wouldn't take up that chance
If all I have to do is shank a couple of dudes and drink toilet wine, I'm sold
I choose fast internet and I don't even feel bad about it.
Haven't seen the so called "sun" in years anyway
This comment oddly matches your last comment
What last comment?
Nevermind
Apparently it just disappears at times, and that just sounds ridiculous
do you even live in solar system?
For a second I thought it was 1 tablespoon of internet connection
Jade Martinez me too 😂
Jade Martinez lol😂 do you cook alot?
I'm a geek so I knew it right away
same
Jade Martinez how would that work?
Mark: Hates the ocean
Also Mark: Would rather be Aquaman because he's the king of the sea
How did you get seven likes in a minute?
[EDIT]: Nine minutes later and *69* likes. ;(
[2nd EDIT]: tEN sECONDS laTER aND 109
Well he can breathe underwater and he community with Sea creatures
There's two kinds of people...
Sugar Cakes he's the king of the squirrels so why not
the crimson fucker Thanks. This made me laugh way too hard.
Actually, I've seen multiple interviews of people who claim to have seen the Loch Ness Monster when just sitting on the shore. In fact, that is one of the most plausible scenarios, as the Loch Ness is a large predator. If a 30 ft. long Plesiosaur was curious about who was eating lunch on his beach, it would make sense for him to just casually peek his head out of the water to see. Then again, I suppose that same creature could get just as curious if you were floating in a boat above him in the middle of the lake.
The man who hates the ocean wants to be Aquaman... That makes sense.
I guess if you're Aquaman, you wouldn't have to be afraid of the ocean?
Fair point. Just struck me as funny.
Just imagine it, a man who have powers in the ocean but afraid of the ocean, it like a bird who's afraid of height. XD
lol EXACTLY!
Joy657 he could discover the rest of the ocean
I would have my knees facing backwards that way I can do the best ostrich impersonation
Delvon Ferguson, Jr. Dude you would be like a raptor. It would be awesome!!
Drake Nightingale, Dude you would be a raptor as well
Delvon Ferguson, Jr. You mean flumegod
Delvon Ferguson, Jr. I could do an accurate 682 cosplay
I could be a better Momo! XD
I'll take the internet. A flying car would just be a pain in the ass.
Anybody who has flown a plane recreationally knows that there is a metric fucktonne of laws and regulations and no fly zones/international borders etc.
But with a 1tb internet connection the world is your oyster.
Superintendent Chalmers but it doesn't say if you have to fly. You can literally just glide over water or pass people going slowaf by driving over them
And I'm afraid of heights.
and what if the car runs out of fuel.
@@randomfips8320 You fuel it?
@@erik1tennant think he was trying to say "what if the car runs out of fuel mid-flight"
2017 Mark: **Talking about how even though it's prison for life he might still get parole**
2019 Mark: "I don't wanna be FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
dude, I'm watching this while waiting for about like 6 hours for my computer to upload a file.
I take the internet thank you very much
the Punkin I'm 11 and I say neither one cause all I want is real life animes
Edard Hatchel thats dumb. Id rather watch my SAO or bleach.. Even little witch accademy than go outside.
Edard Hatchel, disgusting weeb
I hate those days like omg get load
!!
The only good thing about SAO is that it's got good music. That's it. I absolutely despise SAO, I'd much rather watch Youjo Senki or Another.
"Im not affraid of dieing."
In most horror games: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" or "GOD, IM DEAD!
Tony G. dude wtf
Tony G. nah i'm Herman
Holly Septiceye, can you not read the two mistakes in their spelling?, the two words they misspelled are super easy to spell
Jotaro Kujo 😂
Tony G. I read them but dude, just saying you didn't have to go off on them like that
3:00
"i want to know the reasoning behind that"
Simple mark, alot of people on the internet are gradually losing their will to live
So Mark is Aquaman and decided to attempt surviving the computer uprising...
Mark is an unintentional genius.
6:46 only one pug can survive. the Pugger games! do. do. do. do *raises 400 fingers* ...most of them aren't mine...
there should be a pug hunger games ( pugger games) in that apartment.
1 TBPS internet connection. Flying car shutting down mid-air... no thanks.
With the internet your porn would load incredibly fast
corrupted ; This guy knows what's up
corrupted ; literally my first thought
If I had 1 TBPS internet I could just buy a fucking helicopter or a plane! Screw the car tbh
KingofTerror Ford flying car or off brand internet which is worse
6:37
Mark: "You have to watch them tear each other apart."
Me: *Vietnam flashbacks of pugs*
Mark: I guess I'll have to eat dog
Also Mark :can get DELIVERY
Yeah but he's locked in so the door wouldn't open or he would have no way of getting it.
Not to mention the look on the delivery guy's face when he sees 400 dead pugs upon opening the door
What about windows?
Edit: oh no it would provably be locked aswell
well uh cant yo call someone to break down the door with a axe or smh
Um the internet, please. I would be terrified in the flying car. I can wait in traffic, but I hate slow internet. (especially because Australia's internet is craaaapp.)
Lily Clements internet sucks here your right
Lily Clements wow😨
Yeah FUCK Australia
Austria’s does too.
Excuse you fucking rats i'm an Aussie and the internet is actually GOOD
Yes, eat your exotic butters.
Don't.
Please.
Apathy ._. lol
Okay the reason what if I went with Tim is because your birthday is more exciting Christmas is more exciting and you're just excited and happy all the time when when you're 21 you have to go get yourself a apartment and Beast have stupid Texas to do
Or, as said in the description, "Butte"
Derpy Derp yes
He would rather be Aquaman but yet his famous saying for the ocean is *FUCK THE OCEAN*
The Friskest Frisk But then if the Reaper Leviathan was real he would basically have it as a pet
The Friskest Frisk right
Well, maybe he wants to be Aquaman so he CAN fuck the ocean?
The Friskest Frisk do you even know how powerfull aquaman is, if so please see my huge rant of how powerfull aquaman really is
The Friskest Frisk XDDDDDD
'more people would rather have the death penalty than go to jail, what is your thought on-'
We all hate ourselves :D
Yeah!
I would just rather die than suffer
I figure that if I'm in jail, I did something to deserve it, therefore I would consider the most punishing choice. The most punishing choice, to me, is the death penalty, because I'd be leaving so much behind.
(That and I hate myself).
Mark: I'm not king of the land up here
Me: But you are King Of The Squirrels
The Hawaiian Aussie Yes dude!!!!
Boommaster9009 who gives a shit
6:30 well that escalated quickly
TB Internet!!!!!!! NO MORE LAG!!!!
Unless someone's servers are slow. Than you've got no choice.
Snoop Hobo unless the connection is unstable af
speed is not equal to ping
Snoop Hobo yeah besides we already have plains and emagin how expensive it will be to fuel that thing
FUCK YES
‘Why would anyone want to be 10?’
My crippling depression had not started
excatly lmao
@@jadawoods582 Being 10 years old was the best age I had. Oh, the childhood memories are coming back.
Mine started aroun then, it stopped this year, after lots of close calls and heaps of therapy.
No bills and no work. Sounds good to me!
Also:
No taxes
School is very not that hard when you're 10
You get to be cringy with nobody calling you out
"do you guys have a reason why you would want to be 10 forever?"
FREE CANDY
Παναγιώτα Δζ come to my van, I've got some candy for ya
on a white van
I'm 11 i have 2 encounters with white vans I've never been raped,
Παναγιώτα Δζ no Responsibilities :c no worries..
Barburrito E. oh shit that too 😅
I'd go with the 1Tbps internet for 3 reasons:
1. My current internet is horrible
2. I'm not of driving age
3. I'd probably crash the flying car the second I turn it on.
GamingMonster Same
GamingMonster Plus it's for gamers like me
GamingMonster Same
GamingMonster exactly
Hi Ron Weasley.
When I was 10 my parents still loved me
Now I'm 15 and according to my parents I'm the most irresponsible, useless, disobedient and unwanted child ever
Undercover Cookie welcome to the club
*too*
Undercover Cookie Welcome to the club, my friend.
IDK how itslike to be a teen im turning 13 soon..so yea i bet U guys when your older U will have the chance to do more things in life and parents say stuff lke that becuase they want us to have a good life in the future
i just turned 13 2 weeks ago
My last words before being eaten by the Loch Ness Monster: I DISCOVERED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have meet some people who would pick 10. Some people had fantastic childhoods. Also some people, when confronted with the idea of being one age forever, assume your life conditions (parents, family, friends, state of mind) would be fixed too. As opposed to what would happen, everyone else keeps on ageing and you would have to make a life for yourself as a small child forever. No matter what you were like at 21 you could grow and improve, and still be physically 21.
stephencbarrett you would be tan forever. Your family would keep aging and eventually they'd die out, leaving you alone
Idkw they put being 10 on there... Its very depressing what would happen to that person... U'd turn insane in away, if u get me😔
Honestly the first thing my mind went to was taxes.
Is the butter... *E* *X* *O* *T* *I* *C* ...?
OMG... I love you so much right now
LETS GO LISTEN TO THE EXOTIC BUTTER SOUNDTRACK
I'd hope so😅
FrozenTigerGal03 Aha 😂😂
Junko Yes. Much yes.
I'm only making this comment because no one else has, but you sir @Internet Explorer would be a HUGE waste of 1 Tbps internet....
I thought it meant 1 tablespoon of internet connection.
What
Looma Me too. I didn't know there was a measurement for the speed of our internet connection per second. I thought it only went up to gigabits.
the acronym for tablespoon is TB, not Tb (capitalization emphasis)
Looma me too lol😂
Your a genius
"This Heaven is unraveling around me!"
Am I the only person who, in a zombie apocalypse, wants to be one of the insane people who run around with hockey sticks and wearing nothing but a baseball helmet and a bright pink "Swag" shirt? Anyone? No? Ok.
dudewatevs56 I'd do that instantly, I love the thought of just going insane on everything in sight
dudewatevs56 I like the way you think
dudewatevs56 eh maybe a speedo with hole as a mask
no. you are sadly not alone.
Probably the only survivor
No one said you couldn't have pancakes with that entire bottle of syrup :)
Mei Mio but that's not drinking it anymore
Fruits you drink a bit then eat a bit
Shrimpie it's not at the same time though ahaha, ripp dry pancake bites
Diabeetus 😐
Fruits I once swallowed an entire pancake without chewing or syrup. Real men can eat anything.
BEING 10 MEANS INNOCENCE AND NOT HAVING TO DEAL WITH OR KNOW ABOUT THE REAL STRUGGLES OF THE WORLD
I am Jesus I wouldn't choose that.
but then you cant make sex jokes
Being ten and being innocent are two VERY different things. It said be 10 forever, not that you'd have the mind of a ten year old forever so you would still learn, grow, and mature mentally, just not physically.
PixlatedGamer which I hate because they're so overdone these days
1:54
We actually just got done with an essay in Language on whether we support death as a punishment. I agree under certain circumstances that death is reasonable as a punishment for certain crimes. If the dude robbed some random just put him in jail, but if the dude committed some terrorist attack like the example we had, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev the Boston Marathon Bomber, then like Tsarnaev they should be penalized with death.
Im canadian so i can drink as many bottles of maple syrup as i want with little no no effect
I don't think that's how it works
Aaron Thi I love your profile picture ^^
M ike thx fromo-sama
It's like if your Irish you can drink many bottles of liquor with little to no effect
TheDuckProject24 same! I live in the state of Maine.
1:11 but what if I already drank a bottle of maple syrup the other day?
Then you most likely will get diabetes
Then you are Canadian. Welcome to the family!
Mariah Miller no it's not
Jeffery95 I would drink a bottle of maple syrup while eating a container of butter
Battlefield Master I would do the same thing but with pancakes and I would choose death penalty because all the pancakes syrup and butter would be my last meal 😂 so I can die a very fat human panda 🤗
Markiplier hasn't been playing Yandere Sim in awhile. Let's motivate him with a controlled shock.
10:04
You won't have to pay taxes, You won't have to pay bills, Less responsibilities, ect.
Universal Moon yeah but then you have nothing of your own, you constantly are depending on someone else to take care of you, you’ll out live your parents when you need them to survive so you’ll eventually be put in foster care for the rest of your life
i love you mark you're such a kind and positive person
memo boy I know hes such a cinnamon roll!
"I'll choose the road I've traveled versus the road that'll probably kill me, I'll choose the road that i *know* will kill me versus the road that'll probably kill me." :D
-Markiplier 2017
When you said 'poutsi' I laughed because in Greek 'poutsa' is dick
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HAHAHAHAHA! I hear ya. Kai egw ellinas eimai (kypraios)!
what
@loguy S The word "poutsa" in greek means "penis" and/or "dick"! And Mark said at some point the word "poutsi" so naturally we thought.... Ok so he said "penis" in greek. That's mark alright
Why be 10 you ask. It's because you don't pay taxes
Exactly what I was thinking 😂
TAWS .S still rather 21 tho. It’s literally the best age you’ll ever be able to get to.
You get to go to school forever
He has 21 million subs taxes preaty much dont exist for him
You have more responsibilities at age 21
10:05 i would pick 21 but i one advantage being a 10 year old would have over being a 21 year old is u don't need to pay taxes or get a job.
Elizabeth Burns school though
chicken nugget
School would be easy
chicken nugget you'd be the smartest kid in the world
chicken nugget not everyone has the best childhood, would be another reason
Yeah it would be so easy, because your parents live forever (no)
Why did I thought it was 1Tablespoon of internet connection. I live in the Philippines, basically sums up our internet connection.
I'm half Filipino and in a couple of months moving there also I think most people thought it was tablespoon also because I did
I thought that too!!
In the pug question i was thinking
My Brain: Ummm but what would you do about all the cr-
Mark: OH NOO THE POOP
My brain: Welp that He relizes It now
me too
Mark: Chooses aquaman
Also Mark: Chooses to find sasquatch instead of Nessie
Me: >_>
I would rather 1 Tbps internet connection. Coz if I have flying car, police will shoot me down!
1 tablespoon intranet?
Same dude
@@hunterjaco5122 oh. cool.
And a flying car probably wouldn't have enough fuel to even fly between countries
@@hunterjaco5122 I was spelling it Terra bits kill me.
At the 1 tbps internet connection part, I thought for a split second that it read 1 tablespoon of internet connection. I was trying to imagine a little plastic tablespoon holding a materialized form of wifi
and yes i'd choose the tbps internet
Question: "be aquaman or be the human torch"
Me: if you were aquaman then you would know everything about the ocean and maybe you could communicate with lovecraft monsters which probably exist because there's 95% of the ocean unexplored and I love the ocean so HELL YEAH I WOULB BE AQUAMAN!!!!
...How can you love if you haven't explored 95% of it?
"Get to bang the mermaids all day" -Markiplier 2017
SAME
SkMo Raptor WHY DO YOU LOVE THE OCEAN?!?! IT'S SO SCARY!!
SkMo Raptor its 75 percent
SkMo Raptor never mind I read your comment wrong
12:47
Of course, I would 100% definitely go for 1Tbps internet speed.
No Flying Cars.
Flying cars are Planes!
Poor Flubber, people have forgotten you.
What happens w
Draw something that's............ very true
You don't have to pay bills if you were ten forever
But you are going to lose everyone... and people un this days just thew kids to the street... nobody is going to help you. 21 is better, you can do whatever you want with 21, and if you go to jail, you are going to leave it anyways.
You might be 10 forever, but as time goes on you'll be the most intelligent 10 year old of all time, you might not age but it doesn't mean you can't learn. Add the bonus of getting some funny reactions out of everybody who underestimates you.
There is one thing, and that is love life. Big downer for a lot of people.
Exactly what I was thinking.
samixD When you're 10 you don't have a fully developed brain. You can keep trying to learn new things, but your brain will be limited and you will not be able to hold all that information or understand the more complex information.
Yeah, but if you have abusive parents and could only escape them once you hit adulthood, then being 10 forever is eternal hell.
considering my 50 kbps download speed... 1 Tbps would be heaven
Id rather have 1 TBps than 1 Tbps
6:13
Person that made this question: *slowly realizes the consequences of making this question*
I love how he is playing all these old games!
I find it hilarious that mark chose aquaman, because now he would spend the majority of his day living in and fighting to protect one of the things he fears and hates most... the ocean.
10:00 My sister's 10 and I can't stand her! Jesus I'd much rather be 21! I was super shy and awkward when I was 10, and honestly I'd rather be a young woman forever than be a bratty child who eventually becomes an orphan because her parents die and she stays 10 forever!
10:05
yeah actually, you won’t have to...
1. pay bills
2. pay for anything you want ( or at least almost anything)
3. get almost everything you want
4. basics life would be easier
Who is giving these things tho? If you’re ten that doesn’t make things free or give parents the money to give you anything you want it even be generous enough to buy things for you..... you’re literally property at 10
If you'll be 10 forever your parents and everyone you know will eventually die and you wouldn't be able to work in order to get money and buy a house or something so you'll always have to move from a place to place because you're too young
Aquaman might be king of the sea, but YOUR KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!
Why not both?
NinjaWizard And king of FNAF
I don't seem to recall any stories of the Loch Ness Monster being violent or aggressive towards humans, though. Mostly it just kinda does its own thing, swimming around. (I'm sorry as a cryptozoology nerd I had to say it.) That being said, I'll take the internet connection. I don't really have any interest in driving.
Rebecca Wenson I respect 👕🤛🤛nerd nerd
I'd choose the Loch Ness Monster as well. Because I've heard some of the stories about sasquatch. They're not always friendly.
I agree but your my rival because I'm a geek🐾🔫 🍆
Rebecca Wenson if you get a flying car you need a pilots license and a drivers license as well
a life sentence in jail is only like 25 years anyway
Hooded_Duk Good point that no one else recognized
but the option wasnt a life sentence, it was go to jail for life, the difference being 25 years for a life sentence and literally your whole life in prison, no exceptions or ways out.
+Brady Pinnell wow you must be fun at parties
Hooded_Duk Old meme and doesn't even work
+SuperChickenBurgers yeah. only idiots go to party...
Fun fact: pugs are one of the dogs most likely to eat their dead pug pals. Also how big is nessie/a plesiosaur?
@Ethan Livingston *under breath* what in the world-
Honestly I think discovering Nessie would be cooler. I've seen the kind of people that believe in Bigfoot, and I have no interest in impressing them.
7:49 was it just me or did the screen just freeze when he said "computer uprising" O-O
OMG YEAH
I thought it was just my computer. Freaky...
BruhItzKxrla I was just gonna comment.
BUJESUS. OMG THATS CREEPY
BruhItzKxrla - Just you. Mine was fine
13:00 Id take the internet. If you got a flying car, everybody wants to know how its flying and you will be surrounded by people all day and night
Darkolos attach a big gun. Problem solved
He's Markiplier... Don't you think he's already constantly surrounded by people (Btw, flying cars are possible to make, the traffic, landing, lisence, price, and more would just be too complicated)
ya but then again you would have so many people asking for you wifi password
Darkolos unless they have seen it work before they ain't gonna know how fast the connection speed is tho
Adam Wright and flying car's can get stolen
He would be Aquaman but is scared on the ocean??????
He could breathe underwater (not drown) and control all sea life (not get eaten by sharks. But yes. That is a funny connection.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that! ^-^
3:00, people just want me in their guts
@Ethan Livingston dafaq-
When you're ten, you have no responsibilities. I think that's the angle the asker was going for, although it still doesn't outweigh the benefits of being 21.
If you were 10 forever, you could literally never have sex. Legally, at least.
PandaKittenhybrid it's not illegal to have sex at ten it's just that most 10 year olds have not hit puberty yet
it's illegal in most places i think
Golden Wolf
It is illegal 😂
Golden Wolf It actually depends on the country but it's illegal in most countries at that age. Lowest I remember is 14 in japan.
You have to go to school at 10
4:15 But... But...
*YOU'RE KING OF THE SQUIRREL!!!*
*DISAPPOINTED
King of the squirrel. Squirrel. Singular. One squirrel has made him it's king.
Why have a flying car if we already have airplanes, and is the car even legal to drive
Raydeep Kainth Flying cars are awesome #PotterheadForLife⚡️
Idea: sell that car to a company make TRILLIONS then rebuy the flying car and the super computer and buy anything you can possibly want also you did basically help the world so win/win
Raydeep Kainth Clearly, you've never watched Harry Potter.
We can make flying cars if we had a real use for them. but it'd be the same as driving, not to mention traffic, except this time it's in the air which will probably make you use more gas, if they used them. There is a video somewhere if you need more information.
Raydeep Kainth it's more safe
4:11
"I'm not king of the land up here-"
What happened to;
*"THE KING OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
?
I would take the internet because first of a flying car is basically the equivalent of a weird unaeroedinamic plane and also if the car wasn't VTOL (Vertical Takeoff Or Landing) you would need a runway to
100% pick 1Tbps over the flying car. My Internet doesn't even go over 20mb downloading speed.
Trowzar9000 me too and holy shit you internet goes too 18mb download per second? our highest net speed is 2mb per sec and the normal ones are 500kb per sec
bitch mine doesnt go higher than 1 mb
Trowzar9000
My internet never goes over 3.5 Mbps so the 1 Tbps sounds awesome
gaming cat if i glich the sever of the net and turn on 2 vpn at the same time my net goes over 5 mb per sec but only for 10 sec and then stop XD
Trowzar9000 prepare for people comparing worst internet speeds
I like how marks afraid of the ocean but chose aquaman
Exotic King Now I wanna see Aqua Man VS Reaper Leviathan now
10:05 no job, no rent, no car repairs, no taxes and you never have to learn how horrible being an adult really is.
But you arw an immortal in a ten year olds body everyone who takes care of you would die and you are super vulerable to abuse and other horrible things. The worst part is you cant die no matter how you are hurt or treated you wouldnt be able to die you would be forced to be in pain and agony forever.
Well, when you're 10, you don't have many responsibilities. When you mess up, you get a slap on the wrist orbottom. You can play, be taken care of, and a kid genius. BUT I'd also rather be 21.
I agree
I would doubt it your parents would eventually die who would take care of you ur brother? Ur brother would hate you. Plus no sex, no say on things, plus your 10 so you can't really but shit you can't reach the cookie jar anymore
Hmmmmm, there are two ways this would happen, in the first, you would be stuck in a time loop, the loop starting on your tenth birthday and ending the night before you turn eleven. This would get boring pretty slowly. And in the second it's just that you your body and mind would turn ten year old, everything else would go on normally, in that case, only you are immortal, your parents are not. Can't get a job, have to starve. Most people won't raise a stranger's kid who is immortal genius and always 10.
Markiplier listens to Ed Sheeran, James Arthur, Alessia Cara, Harry Styles, etc. Oh my gosh Mark is a teenaged fan girl😂
What we see:
Backward elbows or backward knees?
What mark sees:
Backward hugs or always sit cool in a chair?
I'd personally choose the 1tb internet connection because even though a flying car sounds cool in idea, it's probably a nightmare to own for a fuck-ton of reasons. for one, the fuel would be in the millions to pay for whether it's an extreme amount of a common supply, or a miniscule amount of an extremely rare supply. Meanwhile the sky's the limit and your the best online gamer of all time with your 1tb WiFi.
So obviously, 1tb WiFi
Jail for life so then I can plan my escape, when I do escape I leave to go to Fiji and change my identity and look, time travel into the future when it becomes a reality so that I can be long forgotten and then maybe change my identity and look back? If I end up growing old I escape I still time travel but upload my consciousness into a younger clone of myself and change my identity back. Then live life to the fullest and perhaps become immortal.
You're a genius!
........
*n a i c e*
just become a cyborg terminator
A flying car has already been invented! More than one of them!
Bitch, where? If it was invented, why is it not commercially available now?
RoboHoloclone12 OMG the future is now!!!!!
Another word for airplanes
OMG he's from the future.... -__-
Planes
To hear him say he likes Sign Of The Times just made my whole year
Rebecca Yates 😂I WAS FREAKING OUT😂love ur profile picture btw😉😂
Hi People thanks and SAMEEEE
Hi People I like yours too👍😉
I SCREAMED JANSKSKSKSKSJSK
10:10 taxes, majoritie of people in their own house, university/college, ETC.
"I'll choose Aquaman" Mark. You're afraid of the ocean. (facepalm)
Hopetasha ah, but if he could comunicate with the creatures of the sea, would he still have a reason to be afraid?
They would not harm Mark, and whenever he get's into a location, that is just spooky, he could summon a few companions.
He is the fucking king of the ocean he has nothing to fear
Hopetasha that is exactly what i said 😂😂
Aquaman also has super strength, can leap as tall as a building, run like an olympian, can control sea cratures, and can actually affect all life with things like paralysis, pain, and black-outs because they all came from the sea at some point. You'd have plenty of perks as Aquaman that aren't as flashy as setting yourself on fire. Better than getting immediately locked up by setting the word on fire while you launch. XD
Guess which one Id pick XD
In real life a zombie outbreak is impossible, they'd have too many natural predators, in TWD there are no animals (bears, wolves, lions, etc.) Zombies are slow and stupid (as we see them) so they'd get picked off by animals in the wild and by us
unless nothing wants to eat them... or maybe animals turn into zombies too
Whale The power of zombies is sheer number not individual strength. Imagine even 30000 Zombies coming down on a city like New York. Creating millions more zombies. No bear could even stop 10 zombies who don't fear the bear at all.
Whale if they're tough, aggressive and fast and hunt people in large numbers though i think it'll be much more severe
what if the animals turn into zombies too? lol then the survivors wouldnt be able to eat animals
Since zombies are in motion that means theyd have a brain stem and if they have a brain stem theyd adapt to hardships (Ex: there are less humans on land via being eaten or turned theyd eventually adapt to learn how to swim its not like they get tired or can drown) So eventually theyd adapt to be faster and smarter to catch prey
When i was going to mcdonalds i was waiting in the line and then some random guy just turned around and hugged me
Phantom plot twist his never seen forever father was that man
Mark: i’ll take the reversible hug option