Is no one going to mention Mark's delight about possibly being famous? "I would be hot as shit, AND famous!!" Mark... I hate to break it to you... But you're both of those things already :P
...Or it just all gushes out of your body at high speed pushed by levitation or something. *dies* Wait, by that logic, your body would instantaneously explode on the atomic scale
I have a very feminine quiet voice and when I get mad I get ignored because I sound like a chihuahua. I would take the deep male voice just so I could watch people's reactions when I talk.
I think for the last question Mark needs to do a video that has Amy in the first half, but when she speaks it's actually his voice. Then the next half of the video is Mark with Amy's voice. That way we can see both sides of this choice.
Have the voice of the opposite sex. Why? Because if I ever have a RUclips career with nothing but commentary and then I reached a million subscribers, I would do a face reveal.
I would be the average person. BUT LET ME EXPLAIN I don't want to be famous, I don't want to be stalked by paparazzi, I want to live a normal life. Heterosexual or not.
I don’t wanna be an athlete. I wanna be a scientist or programmer. Also, I don’t want to be the TARGET of bigots. I’d rather attract their ire by defending people from them.
1:27 I would only pick the heterosexual average person because I don't want to be famous, too many people would know who I am and expect me to leave my house
It says athlete though, and esports players are kind of considered athletes. It's an undecided kind of thing though, some have been able to get over on a P1 visa anyways. Just food for thought.
Kamike Serpantail esports player are not considered athletes at all lol what crack have you been smoking? how is it a sport it's not it's just being a fat fuck sitting in a chair for hours.
I would choose the voice of the oppisite sex, that way if some creep at a bar wouldnt leave me alone or stop staring at me I'd call him over and just "hey what's up" in the deep voice and watch him high tail it outta there lmao
I would rather be a heterosexual average person, not because there is anything wrong with being gay, but because I hate sports and my lazy ass would much rather lay in bed eating doritos.
Piggy Wiggy not always they didn't logic the would you rather be a gay famous athlete or be a straight man. if you pick a straight man you can alwayd become a famous athlete without having the downside of being gay.
Budai Réka Well. I have nothing against gay people, but kissing a man would be disgusting (for me). I am 13, I have never fallen in love so I don't know for sure if I'm gay or straight, But if I am gay, I'm gonna either kill myself or stay away from all males. I would NEVER kiss a male person. Even if I was gay.
So markiplier spends 1 night with Rosie o donnell Who is a homosexual athlete That also where's skin tight clothing Who regurgitates food in to his kids mouth He also got visited by ancient aliens He also doesn't do laundry And every movie he watches is badgers He also knows a few things about everything And is a person on the sideline of his favorite band And he also eats 5 spiders He also always drives over the speeding limit And he never wears shoes Thank you 😊
"I'll eat a spider. I'll eat a spider any day. I'll take that. I'll take that challenge, give me the spider" is this a promise? better own up to that promise and eat a spider, Mark. You better eat a spider in your next video Mark.
As a gay guy I can understand why many people wouldn't want to change their sexuality (regarding the second question), I've already been asked if I would take a pill to change my sexuality if there was one, and whilst perhaps at the beginning I would have considered doing so (coming out of the closet can be hard, yo), now my answer is invariably 'no'. The idea of changing a part of me that I am now proud of just seems wrong, and I imagine the same would apply to straight people. Plus, many people are alredy in relationships, perhaps even already have kids, and changing their sexuality would really mess up their lives. (but of course, there are probably homophobic people who answered that answered that question too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) Anyways, be proud of who you are ;)
I'm a gay person and i would absolutely take that pill. It'd make my life so much easier from everyday lies to online hate, it'd all just stop existing and that's all i could ask for. I hate this curse
Honestly, I'd rather be a heterosexual average person. Not because I have anything against being gay (or even that I'm not gay) just because I'm far too lazy to be a professional athlete...
Actually if every song were to turn into Nyan cat that would mean that in a creepy scene of a horror movie Nyan cat would be playing as the background music!
I think watching the process of a bunch of different movies slowly turning into "badgers badgers" would be amazing. I would love to go to the movie theater and film people freaking out as the latest block buster degenerated before their eyes. Also movies have music in them. So they are already going to be ruined by Nyan Cat anyway. If you pick the movies one at least you can still watch TV shows.
Woah There since I am an average person I wouldn't really want to be famous (the heterosexual and homosexual part isn't the problem) I just don't want to be famous.
If it's mass then your pretty much just a person with the ability to cross dress and if your voice is already feminine than your never ever going to be seen as a guy without showing the "proof" and gay people will flock to you
I'm AFAB, genderfluid, and trans-masc but definitely don't want to pass as a cis guy, so that one just gave me a mental breakdown. Like, I definitely don't prefer one option, but do I want both or neither?
I'm female: So if I chose the male body build thing would I not have to deal with periods anymore? If that's the case then there's no question. Fuck that time of the month it sucks.
Yeah females win in this scenario. Guys naturally have more muscles and a stronger body because they are not filled with lady bits so if you can be a strong woman that's a beast bonus. Men on the other hand...yeah sure give me a girl voice.
The problem is, that it says build, not the genitalia of, so you would still have periods, just with the body build of a dude, it didn't even say a buff dude, so you could just be like an average guy,or even overweight, I hope this doesn't come across as rude, if so then sorry and please enjoy your day..
Actually you wouldn't have periods because if your body is built like a man's then you will have a dick, because the dick is part of the body, and dicks have sperm not eggs.
1:01 I love how the title of this video is mostly explained starting at the one minute *mark* (didyouseewhatididthere). Great videos none the less! 😏😂😂😂👌🏽👌🏽❤️❤️❤️
Mark: laughs nervously about living in his moms basement *rants about it for about 30 seconds* What mark is thinking: man I miss my mom but I got to be a famous you tuber instead cries *30 seconds later* Mark in all seriousness: yeah I'll take the laundry
Some gays see it as s lifestyle, But Mark as a straight dude doesn't see it as a lifestyle for the 50 % and that Amy would probably move on from him even if they wete friends for awhile.
My reasoning for choosing straight average guy is because 1. I already have a girlfriend, so I don't think I wanna change my sexual orientation 2. To be honest I'd hate being famous.
Shane I think he’s answering the first question I think he meant “It could be a passionate would you rather night” which means they play would you rather
Mark, I just wanted to let you know how much of an inspiration you are to me. I watch your videos everyday and it's what keeps me alive. I aspire to be like you, and you're one of the most legitimately nice people I've ever seen. Thank you so much for all that you've done for us viewers. Love from India, Mahesh.
A minute and a half in and we see that mark sees gay people, as normal people. Finally someone realizes that if your gay, it doesn’t matter. Take that society.
Lena Brennan well, as a guy I think a deep feminine voice are beautiful, and it would be a bless, while as on the other hand some guys have high pitched voices, so girls could handle with them. I just think that I wouldn't mind sounding girlish, but physically weak (generally speaking ofc) seems bad as for females would look for someone strong enough to open a pickle jar. So for me- voice, yet you do have a good point!
lightningwaffle952 You’ll know a few things about how to stop yourself from going crazy due to knowledge overload. And we only use about 10% of our brain anyway. I doubt it could be overloaded that easily.
Yes and you would just go around and talk smart things and everyone else will yhink you are crazy and talking random shit and than 500 years later they would find out you are genius!
SpaceCat you do realize that’s a myth and the amount of usage in our brain depends on what we’re thinking about and could also depend on the kind of person.
RECK 317 you missed the point. Either way, you're always driving. Forever. You are now mostly car, with a little bit of driver. But, the bright side is, you have a regenerative car!
I mean if you think about it, choosing the body of the opposite sex would change your voice. Assuming the question doesn't mean going through hormone therapy and the numerous surgeries, if you were to wake up the next day in the body of the opposite sex then your voice would also change as your vocal cords are a part of your body. Going along with this assumption you could have both the voice and the body of the opposite sex because they are one in the same. As a transman I would happily choose the body of the opposite sex without hesitation.
Demonicpizzeria Really? Because what I see right now is a trasphobic ass who honestly spells as good as his/her/thier opinion is worth. As someone who seems to think they hold the right to judge others for who they are, you should first learn to spell and use proper grammar. Get and education and maybe you will learn something. Perhaps you should not speak for God as that in itself is a sin. To speak for a God and decide without his blessing what he feels towards his followers or the people on this Earth is a sin. Do not judge others if you yourself can be judged for a biased and cruel opinion. Thank you! 😊
Personally, ii'm not to heavily set as a female, but would love to have a deeper voice. If for nothing else than the range. Females can work to change their body shapes, but males can easily change vocal range, so ii see where there'd be a pretty split line. ... still wish ii could do a pull up though xP
Ed Sheerans song goes from " When your legs don't work like they use to before and i can't sweep you off of your feet." to "when your NYAN NYAN NYAN like they use to NYAN and i can't sweep you off off your NYAN!!!!"
Oh boy, I'd love to have a low sexy male voice, a friend's dad thought I was a guy until he heard my voice haha. Although I'd really want a male's body. Not necessarily muscular, but just not having my awful curvy body.... I think I'd go with the body :D Yeah the body!
Mark really needs to shut up talking about "I like my voice but I was blessed with a very strong build" BRO YOU WERE BLESSED WITH BOTH A PERFECT VOICE AND BODY! IT'S NOT FAIR I CAN'T ANYMORE
What if you choose to know EVERYTHING about math? Because physics is just applied math, you have all knowledge of teleportation, time travel, alternate universes, etc. ALSO, because chemistry is just applied physics you would have full knowledge of all the chemical behaviors of everything in the universe. AND, because biology is just applied chemistry, you would know about the entire genome of every living thing. THAT MEANS that you would know everything about psychology because it's just applied biology. All that in mind, that's just ONE of "a few" things you can know everything about.
The thing about "applied x" is that you have to do the applying. You can know everything about math and not know how to apply it. Or even if you do, it may take years and years to get some result, because it's just work.
Me sees tittle: Cool? (Me:Mark i know you are cool) Hot? (Me:it is pretty obvious *has nosebleed*) Famous? (Me:you have 18 million subscribers and everyone loves you so are you kidding me?) Gay? (Me:.....septiplier away ,fuch yeah ,yes please*clicks the video*)
psychic friend fredbear and markiplier I have a feeling at some point a bunch of people will say something about how your a septiplier shipper, so I'm gonna just be the guy that accepts it, and walks away. Kay?
I thought the same with the septiplier, i was reading a septiplier fanfic and when i saw the notifaction come up i squealed and yelled "YES YES YES SEPTIPLIER!!!"
Lasus Naturae wowie ive never been called a shrew?? and they arent useless, they feed other predictors. and if im so "pathetic" and "useless" why comment on this? lmao, you're calling me useless, when this comment litterally won't do anything
One thing I'm wondering about. By saying you have the same build as the opposite sex, does that mean you essentially have the same biology, even to the point of shorter/longer vocal cords and your voice changes as well? If that's the case, I'd probably go with the body, because I would embarrass the crap out of myself the other way, and the other way would make an interesting change assuming it wasn't permanent/people were on board with it.
I could imagine Jack answering the last question. He has the ability to go into a 'girly' voice and can scream very high pitched. He also has a quite curvy figure for a guy. I don't know, I guess he would just malfunction and blow up.
*calls up NASA*
"Hey, I have knowledge of extraterrestrial life!"
"Wow! Can you tell us about it?"
"...Kinda."
At least NASA would have something to work with....it would probably lead to major discovery's
that made me laugh
That is hilarious. XD
"I also know about long distance space travel! I think?"
Max Lennon new question, play any song on guitar or 9 inch dick
Is no one going to mention Mark's delight about possibly being famous? "I would be hot as shit, AND famous!!"
Mark... I hate to break it to you... But you're both of those things already :P
PatronusKitty7 I came to the comment section just to find this comment 😂😂
PatronusKitty7 I know right?! 😂
PatronusKitty7 true that. Yes he is. 😍
PatronusKitty7 true
Me, thinking about the wisdom teeth removal video; "Oh. Uh. Yeah, don't worry. He knows."
"Never Be Able to Wear Shoes or Not Be Able to Touch Anything Red?"
*screaming* NO MORE PERIODS!!!!!!!!!!! *faceslams red button*
Smol Max by your logic the blood in your body would be gone aswell..So you ded
...Or it just all gushes out of your body at high speed pushed by levitation or something.
*dies*
Wait, by that logic, your body would instantaneously explode on the atomic scale
Doesnt light itself have the color red in it? Youd have to become a night person.
Your blood is only red because of the oxygen outside, it is blue otherwise.
Jesse Robinson no because blood in the body is blue
Drug lord: how did you find my secret base!?
Mark: I know a few things...
Yes
I approve of this
I've been saying this would be a great premise for a TV series! Just a guy who knows some things about everything
Drug lord: “does that mean you know where I hid my money?!”
Mark: “No, but I know that your stash contains 517 nickels”
1:06 "Be a famous homosexual professional athlete"
..
So basically Viktor Nikiforov.
Hell yeah.
YES YES YES
I Ship Jikook Just a little info that no one cares about .. *whispers* I ship Jikook too.
WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT, I CARE ABOUT THAT INFO
Omg yass
joKeR holy shit. Hell yeah!
I have a very feminine quiet voice and when I get mad I get ignored because I sound like a chihuahua. I would take the deep male voice just so I could watch people's reactions when I talk.
😂
Ugh same, I have a pretty deep voice for a girl but people say I talk to quietly.
Marzia?
@@Yourheart-4me Roasted?
How?
@@Yourheart-4me Well, I meant, it doesn't make sense how even the 'Kinda' is applicable there
I think for the last question Mark needs to do a video that has Amy in the first half, but when she speaks it's actually his voice. Then the next half of the video is Mark with Amy's voice. That way we can see both sides of this choice.
PinkFloydFan04 Believe it or not, no. Pure sober thought, maybe sleep deprived, but definitely sober.
Yeah I feel that way too when I’m tired
Have the voice of the opposite sex.
Why? Because if I ever have a RUclips career with nothing but commentary and then I reached a million subscribers, I would do a face reveal.
Rebekah Smith LoL
epic
u have 2 subscribers with no content...
@@maximnikiforov8747 If.
I already have the voice of the opposite gender lol, there wouldn't be much difference for me
I would be the average person. BUT LET ME EXPLAIN
I don't want to be famous, I don't want to be stalked by paparazzi, I want to live a normal life. Heterosexual or not.
Same
Fuck that gay fame here I come!
I don’t wanna be an athlete. I wanna be a scientist or programmer.
Also, I don’t want to be the TARGET of bigots. I’d rather attract their ire by defending people from them.
Omg yeah, but you'd have to live as a het,,, thats just terrible
You shouldn't have to explain anything. If you're happy with being an average individual, straight or not, congratulations! Me too.
COOL? HOT? FAMOUS? GAY?
These four elements lived in harmony.
Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Kittyluv123 *straight nation
Kittyluv123 HAHA
Kittyluv123 Don't you mean HOT nation?
Kittyluv123 wow I don't even avatar but I still think that's funny
1:27 I would only pick the heterosexual average person because I don't want to be famous, too many people would know who I am and expect me to leave my house
I picked it because I don't like sports
GamerGrainer Same. Also because I really like tits.
Becca Yarbrough Same
It says athlete though, and esports players are kind of considered athletes. It's an undecided kind of thing though, some have been able to get over on a P1 visa anyways. Just food for thought.
Kamike Serpantail esports player are not considered athletes at all lol what crack have you been smoking? how is it a sport it's not it's just being a fat fuck sitting in a chair for hours.
I would choose the voice of the oppisite sex, that way if some creep at a bar wouldnt leave me alone or stop staring at me I'd call him over and just "hey what's up" in the deep voice and watch him high tail it outta there lmao
Hayley Jones lol thats kinda funny
Hayley Jones
That's hilarious! Love this comment!
But what if they're into that
You have a strange imagination.
Who said voice matters.
I would rather be a heterosexual average person, not because there is anything wrong with being gay, but because I hate sports and my lazy ass would much rather lay in bed eating doritos.
I would rather be a heterosexual average person too, even though I'm already gay, but, same as you, I am the laziest bitch you will ever meet.
That is literally why I would choose the same thing. I'm so glad someone thinks like me lol
Chicken Nugget I mean, the money though. Think of all the chips you could buy on a multimillion dollar salary
I highly prefer female asses to hairy male asses. Going all-in for the red.
Chicken Nugget I'm not into sports either dude
#DoritosBros
"If I'm puking up my food and I just ate it, hey! That would be good to eat!" *Mark... Are you... Umm...are you feeling ok??*
Well, considering the alternative answer he has to have some justification for it. I mean, it works for birds, right?
The punishment for the try not to laugh challenge should be eating the 5 spiders since he was so confident about it.
Jessica Arman I would love to see that!
I agree wholeheartedly
Jessica Arman yea
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica Arman GOD PLEASE NO!
How do we know the 5 dead bodies aren't goldfishes.
FlameGirl100 they will still stink
@@theonyx_tigress7427 what if it's cooked?
NO YOU ARE ALL WRONG ITS MIMIMCS THEY FUCK KILL US AND GROW WHEN THEY KILL AND MOGON YU SAVED SAVED US-prey
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 I applaud your smart thinking.
Modern problems requires modern solutions.
Choosing between being gay or straight
*nervous bisexual sweating*
*nervous pansexual laughter*
That's exactly what I thought!
This made my day
JenCath
*ANXIOUS PANSEXUAL SCREAMING*
JenCath same.
I love how Mark and Jack always logic the Would you Rather out, when I just pick one
Piggy Wiggy ikr
Piggy Wiggy not always they didn't logic the would you rather be a gay famous athlete or be a straight man. if you pick a straight man you can alwayd become a famous athlete without having the downside of being gay.
it's not easy okay but where's the downside in being gay? There's nothing bad about gay (except maybe ignorant people hating on you)
Budai Reka when ignorant people hate on me being gay, I tell them "Do I hate on you for being straight? No? THEN STFU!"
Budai Réka Well. I have nothing against gay people, but kissing a man would be disgusting (for me). I am 13, I have never fallen in love so I don't know for sure if I'm gay or straight, But if I am gay, I'm gonna either kill myself or stay away from all males. I would NEVER kiss a male person. Even if I was gay.
So markiplier spends 1 night with Rosie o donnell
Who is a homosexual athlete
That also where's skin tight clothing
Who regurgitates food in to his kids mouth
He also got visited by ancient aliens
He also doesn't do laundry
And every movie he watches is badgers
He also knows a few things about everything
And is a person on the sideline of his favorite band
And he also eats 5 spiders
He also always drives over the speeding limit
And he never wears shoes
Thank you 😊
Change the one for always over the speed limit to under the speed limit. He didn't realize his choice at first for that one.
Devon Egbo i
Devon Egbo wrong wears you fucking idiot
Illegal Meme Dealer no
sonicj Polygon Grammar Nazi much?
“Become a famous homosexual professional athlete’
...
WHAT’S THE DOWNSIDE
The fame ?
@@zozo-pj8ei true
Being gay
@@b_avila3379 From personal experience, being gay is amazing
@@redwolf5555 i dont have a problem w gay ppl I'd just much rather be straight
Markiplier quote of 2017
"I'll eat spiders, but in a pizza
AWESOME MEL hell yeah
R u sure about that mark
AWESOME MEL I'd eat spiders...but I'd have to know what kind of spiders...and be blind folded...and they have to be already dead...
Come to the SPIDER BAKESALE! Eat food made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders!
"I'll eat a spider. I'll eat a spider any day. I'll take that. I'll take that challenge, give me the spider" is this a promise? better own up to that promise and eat a spider, Mark. You better eat a spider in your next video Mark.
wafermelon that was..... Surprisingly well worded
ChaozTurtle, thank you.
Creepy Fact: There is a chance that you've swallowed a spider in your sleep! 🙊
Emanuel Rojas You just ruined my day.
There would be dead bodies because of me
As a gay guy I can understand why many people wouldn't want to change their sexuality (regarding the second question), I've already been asked if I would take a pill to change my sexuality if there was one, and whilst perhaps at the beginning I would have considered doing so (coming out of the closet can be hard, yo), now my answer is invariably 'no'. The idea of changing a part of me that I am now proud of just seems wrong, and I imagine the same would apply to straight people. Plus, many people are alredy in relationships, perhaps even already have kids, and changing their sexuality would really mess up their lives.
(but of course, there are probably homophobic people who answered that answered that question too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Anyways, be proud of who you are ;)
Ragdoll X that's deep man
Ragdoll X Thank you, someone understands
I'm not reading that bich
I'm a gay person and i would absolutely take that pill. It'd make my life so much easier from everyday lies to online hate, it'd all just stop existing and that's all i could ask for. I hate this curse
I would pick the homosexual famous person beacuse in already gay ;))
A previous episode...
Mark: "I've seen a guy eat a live spider and its horrifying..."
This episode...
Mark: "Spiders are nutritious, dammit!"
If I had to choose, I'd take eating a dead, cooked one over eating a live one too tbh.
@@kalysian Put em in a pizza 🕷️🍕
Honestly, I'd rather be a heterosexual average person. Not because I have anything against being gay (or even that I'm not gay) just because I'm far too lazy to be a professional athlete...
Exactly. That plus the extremely high chance of career-ending injury (shudders)
Fin Cohen me too
Fin Cohen saaame
Fin Cohen
😂 that's a good point.
Fin Cohen that's true, but I would still choose it bc I don't want to be heterosexual
I love how much he thinks about these before answering.
INeedaSocialLife I
Actually if every song were to turn into Nyan cat that would mean that in a creepy scene of a horror movie Nyan cat would be playing as the background music!
Heavy metal concert and it's just nyan cat all the time
Leah ! lol I love your logic XD XD
For this one video, mark should've made the outro nyan cat
Yeah, but how many of us actually watch horror?
Leah ! Badger vid is the only realistic option BC literally every movie would be ruined anyway if you chose nyan.
Mark: "I would rather eat five spiders"
Me: "Memento mori"
What I expected instead of bugs tbh. Was sightly disappointed.
Memento mori means remember you will die I believe
@@themaster262 Death is coming for us all. To the honorable cult, Memento Mori may also be read as 'YEET'. You are welcome, they'll see you tomorrow.
It could just be those tiny spiders that are crawling on your wall and it doesn't say that it can't be mixed with anything
"Aw man im so dumb" Mark you're not dumb. It takes quite a bit of intelligence to realize your mistakes
Princess Teanna true
Brb, running headfirst into a wall, realizing it was a bad idea then bragging about how smart I am :D
He's not dumb, just thinks less logically and sometimes gets taken too far by his own emotions.
y know, we just gotta trust what mark says... so hes dumb
Marks sort of dumb... A few things about everything could be three things... How to spell its name, how to say its name, how to read its name.
I think watching the process of a bunch of different movies slowly turning into "badgers badgers" would be amazing. I would love to go to the movie theater and film people freaking out as the latest block buster degenerated before their eyes. Also movies have music in them. So they are already going to be ruined by Nyan Cat anyway. If you pick the movies one at least you can still watch TV shows.
Cool?
Hot?
Famous?
Gay?
Hotel?
Trivago
Woah There lol nice
Woah There I AM DEAD!! 😂😂😂
Woah There good one
man, you are so smart, how do you come up of this stuff?
Woah There since I am an average person I wouldn't really want to be famous (the heterosexual and homosexual part isn't the problem) I just don't want to be famous.
"Have the muscle mass/body build of the opposite sex."
Trans folk: LET'S TALK DETAILS.
y e s
If it's mass then your pretty much just a person with the ability to cross dress and if your voice is already feminine than your never ever going to be seen as a guy without showing the "proof" and gay people will flock to you
I'm AFAB, genderfluid, and trans-masc but definitely don't want to pass as a cis guy, so that one just gave me a mental breakdown.
Like, I definitely don't prefer one option, but do I want both or neither?
I'm female: So if I chose the male body build thing would I not have to deal with periods anymore? If that's the case then there's no question. Fuck that time of the month it sucks.
Yeah females win in this scenario. Guys naturally have more muscles and a stronger body because they are not filled with lady bits so if you can be a strong woman that's a beast bonus. Men on the other hand...yeah sure give me a girl voice.
The problem is, that it says build, not the genitalia of, so you would still have periods, just with the body build of a dude, it didn't even say a buff dude, so you could just be like an average guy,or even overweight, I hope this doesn't come across as rude, if so then sorry and please enjoy your day..
Bonus: no boobs = no bra
Actually you wouldn't have periods because if your body is built like a man's then you will have a dick, because the dick is part of the body, and dicks have sperm not eggs.
It said muscle mass/body build, meaning the physical weight/form. It doesn't mean completely having a male body.
1:01 I love how the title of this video is mostly explained starting at the one minute *mark* (didyouseewhatididthere). Great videos none the less! 😏😂😂😂👌🏽👌🏽❤️❤️❤️
I'm already gay, so if I can be a famous athlete for nothing I'd have to say hell yeah.
PimTim Booo you suck
Maenethal it is a win-win. Nice!
PimTim it never says that in the bible, trust me
Then you havn't read it.
Boooo you have no brain.
5:17
So in other words, would you rather have a phd, or be the GOD OF TRIVIA
"OH NO! I'VE BEEN FUCKED" - Mark Fischbach 2017
0:40 the first thing that came to my mind: "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. My two front teeth. My two front teeth."
xXSarahSingsXx shut the fuck up
Lasus Naturae I've seen you on like 3 other comments spouting unnecessary and negative crap. I think you should be the one to shut up lol
Lasus Naturae 3 year old?
Lasus Naturae a wild Insecure 7 year old has appeared!
xXSarahSingsXx it's a nice wish but I'm pretty sure u could. Just keep ur teeth (if u look after them). 😁
Mark: laughs nervously about living in his moms basement
*rants about it for about 30 seconds*
What mark is thinking: man I miss my mom but I got to be a famous you tuber instead cries
*30 seconds later*
Mark in all seriousness: yeah I'll take the laundry
It means you can't have your own kids, which means a lot more than being a professional athlete
1:30 Mark, thank you. You're going to make me cry tears of joy
Literally read regurgitate as refrigerate the whole time up until he made his decision... 😐
Me: *sees the word gay in markipliers video*
Clicks to fast and breaks finger
Why
Analiel M. Me too
That's stupid
This made me laugh.
Noah Ray welcome to the comment section where your opinions don't matter, so why bother
If he couldn’t touch red then...he couldn’t touch his hair at the time....
he wouldn't be able to floof the hair for power
@@limelacroixcan nOt tHe pOwEr
NOT THE FLOOF
Who thinks Mark should use the polls in the i-cards for "would you rather"-episodes
me
I don't care what the sexuality is, I'm picking average person. I'm too anxious to be famous.
Heather Hazel Yeah, I personally like my privacy. I can't imagine having every moment outside leered at by people.
Me too! I just can't be in the spotlight and would much rather keep to myself.
Same. When I do youtube, Imma go under a disguise.
I can't stand any type of attention cuz I'm an awkward lil shit
Some gays see it as s lifestyle, But Mark as a straight dude doesn't see it as a lifestyle for the 50 % and that Amy would probably move on from him even if they wete friends for awhile.
My reasoning for choosing straight average guy is because
1. I already have a girlfriend, so I don't think I wanna change my sexual orientation
2. To be honest I'd hate being famous.
Rodger
Yeah, I've seen celeberties. I don't want to be that.
Same for me + I'm homophobic
Jiff Pop marks kinda a celebrity by now
Step away, sister. I'm his girlfriend.
It can be passion would you rather night
is it just me or is this comment nonsense
DanJFilms yeah I have no clue what he’s saying
Shane I think he’s answering the first question
I think he meant
“It could be a passionate would you rather night”
which means they play would you rather
GucciGecko oh thx
What
Mark, I just wanted to let you know how much of an inspiration you are to me. I watch your videos everyday and it's what keeps me alive. I aspire to be like you, and you're one of the most legitimately nice people I've ever seen. Thank you so much for all that you've done for us viewers.
Love from India,
Mahesh.
I'd actually choose to be a straight average, not because i have anything against homosexuality,
I just don't want to be famous.
That's right, there are also always people near your house and basically everywhere you're going
I'd say "it's not easy" haha
mars2004 hahaha
it's not easy
EXACTLY! I have nothing agaisnt LGTB+, I'm already a part of it, I just hate sports and don't want to be famous!
Makena Howat I hate sports too heh
i want to be lazy and not famous even though i'm already gay
Know everything about everything about a few things of course,
1. People skills
2. There is no number 2
A minute and a half in and we see that mark sees gay people, as normal people. Finally someone realizes that if your gay, it doesn’t matter. Take that society.
90% of the comments are about the heterosexual question
10% actual comments
forgot the people of the percentages
.0001% are percentages
Seems like most of these comments were deleted, 'cause I can't see any! ^^
seems like this is one of these heterosexual question comments...
Zane Bickham
I didn't even comment anything...
"Be stuck in a room with dead bodies" OR "Eat 5 spiders"
* spam clicks the dead bodies cause arachnophobia *
IKR i was the exact same
River Rogue mate dead bodies are worse than spiders
Can't you just kill them, cook them and put them on a slice of pizza and eat that ? It would be delicious. You are still eating them
I'm high as shit rn and that one question about knowing everything fucked me up
1:15
"So I'm hot as shit, and I'm famous!!!!!!"
* *_Oh Mark.. only if you knew what was happening._* *
Wouldn't the songs in the movies turn into nyan cat?
genius
Some of them, but not the soundtracks
Well then either way ur fucked.
I think the funniest thing i heard mark say in this episode is "OH NO! I've been f**ked😂😂😂😂😂
"Be stuck in a room with dead bodies"
I guess I'm in the 59% seeing as I'm going into forensics. *shrug*
They didn't say you have to know or see them or how long to stay. You could walk in a room get locked in for five minutes and leave. I like spiders...
Good luck with that! I hope you succeed.
"That means I am not as well and famous!"
Me: You already are.
"...put em in a pizza..."
me: *actually chokes on my dumplings* 😂😂
Mark approves the dumpling factor of this comment.
MARKIPLIER UPLOADED!!
DROP EVERYTHING
O_O
EVERYTHING!
ROBO Jeravan Vans WAIT! What if you were holding something fragile? Or a baby?!
Lea Colon fuck it
e h why would anyone fuck you?
ROBO Jeravan Vans I just dropped your coffee
TheOneThatHungers as in who cares
Markiplier as a female body builder? *faceplants the red button*
Samantha I think you have the wrong video. Go to "would you press the button"
LazerUnknown It's a joke.
You felt the need to tell him that its a joke when you didn't understand his joke.
Samantha me
5:57
Know everything about knowing everything.
Infinite knowledge
There are female body builders so I would choose body
Lena Brennan well, as a guy I think a deep feminine voice are beautiful, and it would be a bless, while as on the other hand some guys have high pitched voices, so girls could handle with them. I just think that I wouldn't mind sounding girlish, but physically weak (generally speaking ofc) seems bad as for females would look for someone strong enough to open a pickle jar. So for me- voice, yet you do have a good point!
Guys fuck your lame ass shit id just get my stuff so i can experience how it feels for a woman to get fucked xD
(Lena Brennan) I mean female body builders are lesbian/transgender but whatever work.
You did my job for me thanks. I was going to say that.
If that was for me np ik the male mind :D
Imagine mark with Rossanna pansinos voice
now im imaging a collab but they both have the same voice.
Anti_Septic_Eye oh my god... It would be so..... DIFFERENT.
McQ Tommy Tyler! Make it happen! XD
... *shudder* 😖
Your comments always make anything you play more funny haha XD
"A passionate night of rompage."
-Markiplier 2018.
Yeah, but if you knew a few things about everything, about an infinite amount of things, wouldn't you go crazy, knowing that much?
lightningwaffle952 I guess you wouldn't know now would you?
lightningwaffle952 You’ll know a few things about how to stop yourself from going crazy due to knowledge overload. And we only use about 10% of our brain anyway. I doubt it could be overloaded that easily.
Super Cat actually we can only use 30% of our brain at a time, we still use 100% of it though just not at once
Yes and you would just go around and talk smart things and everyone else will yhink you are crazy and talking random shit and than 500 years later they would find out you are genius!
SpaceCat you do realize that’s a myth and the amount of usage in our brain depends on what we’re thinking about and could also depend on the kind of person.
If you always drive over the speed limit how would you start driving and how would you stop....
Edit: I just saw the rest of that part lol
RECK 317 but still how would you even start????......
My first thought was you would always be committing a crime, imagine the speeding tickets
I was just thinking there’s no speed limit in the parking lot so you can stop
RECK 317 you missed the point. Either way, you're always driving. Forever. You are now mostly car, with a little bit of driver. But, the bright side is, you have a regenerative car!
Jump out of the window.
I mean if you think about it, choosing the body of the opposite sex would change your voice. Assuming the question doesn't mean going through hormone therapy and the numerous surgeries, if you were to wake up the next day in the body of the opposite sex then your voice would also change as your vocal cords are a part of your body. Going along with this assumption you could have both the voice and the body of the opposite sex because they are one in the same.
As a transman I would happily choose the body of the opposite sex without hesitation.
I think it just means body build. Like curvy, lithe, petite, thin, etc.
Laughing Coyote Yeah, it's the shape of your body, which look really weird since imma girl. Just imagine a beefy body on a female... eugh...
u will never git laid kus ur just a misleading human. god will reject u
Demonicpizzeria Really? Because what I see right now is a trasphobic ass who honestly spells as good as his/her/thier opinion is worth. As someone who seems to think they hold the right to judge others for who they are, you should first learn to spell and use proper grammar. Get and education and maybe you will learn something. Perhaps you should not speak for God as that in itself is a sin. To speak for a God and decide without his blessing what he feels towards his followers or the people on this Earth is a sin. Do not judge others if you yourself can be judged for a biased and cruel opinion. Thank you! 😊
Personally, ii'm not to heavily set as a female, but would love to have a deeper voice. If for nothing else than the range. Females can work to change their body shapes, but males can easily change vocal range, so ii see where there'd be a pretty split line.
... still wish ii could do a pull up though xP
Knowing a few things about everything is like +5% to all of your stats in game.
The worst part of watching the makiplier videos at 3am is trying to not wake up every one whith my laugh
Ed Sheerans song goes from " When your legs don't work like they use to before and i can't sweep you off of your feet." to "when your NYAN NYAN NYAN like they use to NYAN and i can't sweep you off off your NYAN!!!!"
That’s a lot like the pizza cheese remix of Turn Back...
Happiness can be found in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light 😌
Stop stealing harry potter quotes
Stop watching shitty movies....
Markiplier 2017: “I miss living in my Mom’s basement!’
Ceruleandragon that’s every single man in their 30s
5 FUCKING VIDEOS IN ONE DAY
ExPloJay Your profile picture is how I feel about that
ExPloJay if u saw the floor vlog u would know why
ExPloJay your profile picture matches your comment my friend 😂
ExPloJay
In one video he said he had to upload 5 videos today
ExPloJay it's AWESOME
"COOL? HOT? FAMOUS? GAY"
Mark you're basically all of those things already😂
+Omar Jamar Fuck off.
so is he gay?
dabosshun no,he isnt
Well he isn't gay. He has a girlfriend you fucktard
I'd not agree
Oh boy, I'd love to have a low sexy male voice, a friend's dad thought I was a guy until he heard my voice haha. Although I'd really want a male's body. Not necessarily muscular, but just not having my awful curvy body.... I think I'd go with the body :D Yeah the body!
Same here. I would also choose it :D
agreed body
"My awful curvy body" is an impossible sentence
Like "My ugly horrible super hot body"
Connie McFalcon (I LIKE YOUR ART)
also agreed
8:13 mark is confused by the fact that 56% of people follow the law.
Just like my dad.
3:29 That editing tho
#TylerEdits
United States bruh idk what ur confused about
@@tylergendron7910 I think the fact that tyler isn't the one who edits his videos
Look up a video on his channel called " Tyler's first edit" or something along those lines. That should explain it.
1:15 Mark: "I'm hot as sh*t and I'm famous, I'll take that any day."
Me: *blushes* you don't need to be an athlete, just keep being yourself Mark!
Cheetah Puff I know right that's exactly what I thought
I'm in a conundrum of perpetual distortion! -Markiplier 2017
Mark really needs to shut up talking about "I like my voice but I was blessed with a very strong build" BRO YOU WERE BLESSED WITH BOTH A PERFECT VOICE AND BODY! IT'S NOT FAIR I CAN'T ANYMORE
What if you choose to know EVERYTHING about math? Because physics is just applied math, you have all knowledge of teleportation, time travel, alternate universes, etc. ALSO, because chemistry is just applied physics you would have full knowledge of all the chemical behaviors of everything in the universe. AND, because biology is just applied chemistry, you would know about the entire genome of every living thing. THAT MEANS that you would know everything about psychology because it's just applied biology. All that in mind, that's just ONE of "a few" things you can know everything about.
The thing about "applied x" is that you have to do the applying. You can know everything about math and not know how to apply it. Or even if you do, it may take years and years to get some result, because it's just work.
Or what if your one thing was everything and you could know everything about everything?
Michael Ferrone is math related to science?
raccoonking lol
If time travel will exist, time travel exists now, and time travel has existed since the beginning of time.
9:31 so imagine me with jacksepcticeyes voice
is doggo at heart noooooo!
is doggo at heart hey! I am a doggo to! And I have no idea how you're voice sounds like!
Me sees tittle:
Cool? (Me:Mark i know you are cool)
Hot? (Me:it is pretty obvious *has nosebleed*)
Famous? (Me:you have 18 million subscribers and everyone loves you so are you kidding me?)
Gay? (Me:.....septiplier away ,fuch yeah ,yes please*clicks the video*)
psychic friend fredbear and markiplier
I have a feeling at some point a bunch of people will say something about how your a septiplier shipper, so I'm gonna just be the guy that accepts it, and walks away. Kay?
psychic friend fredbear and markiplier
The way you are typing the "Me:" is basically me XD
if i could unread one comment it would be this one
psychic friend fredbear and markiplier no fuck that fucking septiplier
I thought the same with the septiplier, i was reading a septiplier fanfic and when i saw the notifaction come up i squealed and yelled "YES YES YES SEPTIPLIER!!!"
“Im in a conundrum of perpetual distortion! I’ll take the shoes.” -Markiplier 2017
mark, ancient aliens could mean a species that lived for way longer than humans
Plus the movie is a total bullcrap
GUYS
MARKIPLIER AND FRIENDS PANEL IS COMING UP IN A WEEK
meg no one cares. Get a life you pathetic shrew
Lasus Naturae wowie ive never been called a shrew?? and they arent useless, they feed other predictors. and if im so "pathetic" and "useless" why comment on this? lmao, you're calling me useless, when this comment litterally won't do anything
Lasus Naturae go solve your family issues
meg is Jack gonna be there this year? Or is it just Bob and Wade and Tyler?
Not sure but I think he will be there too!
5 videos today
Today is a good day
|-/
Holly Williams I
Holly Williams
It's a very good day
I'm happy to be part of this community! :)
As a trans man, I’d quite like the body, since my voice is nearly there
One thing I'm wondering about. By saying you have the same build as the opposite sex, does that mean you essentially have the same biology, even to the point of shorter/longer vocal cords and your voice changes as well? If that's the case, I'd probably go with the body, because I would embarrass the crap out of myself the other way, and the other way would make an interesting change assuming it wasn't permanent/people were on board with it.
I'd rather have the muscle mass/body build of the opposite sex because I can be more intimidating than I actually am rn.
Music Lover1245
Nightcore isn't music
Nathan Amador what??
Music Lover1245 bless all souls
Nathan Amador don't you shame me.
Music Lover1245 but you still have your voice which is the different sex of your body (the questions lead to the same thing )
Pfft my voice is already deep, I don't think having a guys' voice would be that much of a difference
Frida Rendert same
It could be a high male voice I guess lol
Lol, of course it'd take a switch to a male voice for me to sound feminine :P
Frida Rendert same tho
I could imagine Jack answering the last question. He has the ability to go into a 'girly' voice and can scream very high pitched. He also has a quite curvy figure for a guy. I don't know, I guess he would just malfunction and blow up.
Edie McCreadie quite curvy for a guy..... Wtf...
Cedwick Yeah. He does. :)
"Be a famous homosexual professional athlete"
See, that's something like being Ricardo Milos. But gay.
HEEYYYYY I MADE IT IN THE VIDEO ;DDDDDD at 3:28
Edit: HOLLYYYY THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!!
I just got to know one thing, is that a cone hat you have there
congrats my mole rat bro.
Arthur G its a princess mole rat ;D
Congratulations
Very nice I like being interactive with other creatures like humans I'm a kiwi just so ya know
I would rather Mark keep his voice because I still haven't given up on the thought that he would be a fucking amazing game show host
A game show like, "Hire My Ass!"?
That one dislike is Rosie O'Donnell
"Be visited by Mole People"
Mark: *Vanish flashbacks*
Unus Annus