“You can have anything you want but you’re trapped in a dome for eternity” I want ‘eternity’ to be officially redefined as the smallest unit of time in the universe.
I mean, anything I would want I would have with me inside the dome so... honestly unless this is a really small dome I'm not seeing much of a downside here.
3:24 mark, you can have ANYTHING I'm guessing people, internet, and the size of the dome would be yours to control and I'm guessing for eternity means you'll live forever (and if not, you're could still have anything so that would probably be making yourself immortal along with the people in there) Also that's why I'd push it
Average adult IQ is 100. Ive been measured to have 125, but I'm still a sack of shit. But mine was taken at like... age 11, and I'm not certain what affect age has on IQ.
+Eternal Darkus well, it says "have" to stay in a dome, but it didnt say the size, therefore you could just make the dome bigger since you can get anything you want, if you make it big enough to surround earth then you could in theory protect it if anything in space, or just make it the size of the universe itself and you are still in the dome but not really.....yay for loop holes....
that loophole wouldn't work because it states that you are whatever happends, even if the universe is destroyed you will still be inside of that dome. but you are essentially god of the inside of the dome so for example you could just wish for more space and then wish that the rest of the universe is inside the dome.
"You instantly learn everything you have to in school" But "The internet explodes* What type of explode The internet could just be Gaining in popularity very quickly, That would mean that all poverty stricken countries would be given access to atleast, computers and internet for that to happen so, for me, learning 2/3 phd's worth of technological engineering/construction and programming knowledge ? There's no downside
Everything I HAD to learn to get where I am right now is maths, physics and English, so of I could learn everything in those fields with the upsides you gave as examples, I'd be ready to sit mechanical engineering. Currently doing welding in college, knowing it leads into engineering somehow.
5:50 The only wish I need: If I state "It is true that..." before any statement, it becomes true and defies any universal law that would cause it to not work or negatively effect anything within the universe.
@@hashtagnoname3931 I would have to believe that you would be smarter than that. It is possible though if they make you read it in another language and you didn't think to make it only work in your native language. This power requires an infinite IQ to safely possess
Can the person of my dreams be a fictional character that suddenly exists and meets me? If so, then hell yeah! I can overlook them eating small animals. But wait! Chickens are small animals. That counts, right?
Luciel If I had a choice of the person of my dreams,fictional ones included,I would probably wish for Yu Agatsuma from BBDIB. Or maybe America/Alfred F. Jones from Hetalia. OH! Or maybe Ceil from Black Butler! But what about Stan Marsh from South Park! AGH!
Luciel So if I make a show with a character who is a supergenious, is a trillionaire, happens to be extremely hot, and loves eating chicken, I'm golden?
" You will become famous for many things, including music, TV shows, etc, but Every second you aren't on camera, your hair stands up in every place and looks like a hedge" *makes shoes out of cameras*
"You can have anything you want, but you're trapped in a dome for all eternity." Me: I want to get out of the dome. It doesn't specify that I can't get out. #DogeLogic
5:09 You could easily just make everyone immortal. Then wish for infinite knowledge for all, then wish for infinite wishes 10: 38 Use the Jar Jar as a shield. He cant be killed... so..
My idea was to just make my enemies/attackers comatose with my magic. I mean, that's as close to dead as you can get without actually being dead, right?
Personally, I always liked JarJar. I've never understood why everyone hates him so much. He's accident prone but he's honestly the most loyal and innocent character in the entire Star Wars universe. His personality is quirky and adorable and he's willing to come to his friend's aide no matter how dangerous the circumstances. JarJar is an ideal friend.
Absolutely agree. His voice is a bit much at times but JarJar always has three best intentions for the people he cares about. Plus his actor did an amazing job with the role
+Little_ Nightfury17 Honestly it would be amazing if im in a dome. I would get a computer, my favorite food like strawberries or something, you can bring your friends. and also if I cant bring friends than ok ill talk to them on the internet. I would be able to speed up time if I need to wait, and also no school or work :D
Mark, your hair *always* looks like a hedge, so you'd never know if there was a camera on you. Unless you shaved your head, and then I would weep copiously over losing the chance to luridly admire your luscious coif. However, I must admit that your eyebrow game is strong, so there's no need to press the button for that one.
+Dullapan xDD Idk if you already know who it is but I'm pretty sure he was talking about Onision (his real name is Greg) who has thrown shade at Mark and like every RUclipsr on the planet. Not 100% sure but I'm like 96%
the last time someone wanted the power of God ...he was banished to eternal damnation then that person made someone else bad and this is how obama is president
+Yami No Keshin I would be an intelligence black hole of negative space! (Not really I'd still be a black hole but I would have so much massive of intelligence in one spot!)
So many of these ones where you can have anything you wish for or want or whatever are so easy to get around. Just wish for ultimate power and mold the universe to your whim!
+Raiden Carlson I have to admit, that was my first thought. Lowest IQ test result I've ever received was 116, highest 144. My results probably average over 130. I'm not saying I'm a genius, I feel like IQ score mostly just is a measure of how good you are at taking IQ tests. Some people are really smart but don't have the aptitude or interest in logic puzzles to score highly on those tests.
4:32 Loophole! Your first wish is that every person you know continues to live normally after your three wishes (or in a more subtle way, you wish them a lengthy and wealthy life). The genie must grant you your wish, since it isn't against the rules, and can't kill anybody since it would interfere with your wish.
you can have anything you want BUT your trapped in a dome for eternity well thats easy YES because if you want everything everyone you know spawns in with you, you'll be immortal and have super powers and you will have all the sexy ladys and men you want! DONE DEAL!
+James King, yea and you can make the dome surround the earth and, if yer trapped in the dom then it would have to be unbreakable or you could escape. so meteors cant penetrate it. you could prevent doomsday!
2:08 I'd press it. The people I wanna meet in life, I haven't already met and the people I have met won't have the memory of meeting me now and I can restart with all the knowledge I have now on how to make myself not look like an idiot and have 0 friends.
with the wishes one your wishes could be... 1. wish that nobody would die when you made wishes 2. (assuming these 3 wishes are from a genie )wish that genies could grant the wish of an unlimited amount of wishes but only if you wished for it (because other people could potentially fuck up the world in a multitude of ways with that power) 3. wish for an unlimited amount of wishes (and after that revive the person that died because of the first wish)
but then u'd need to make the first wish all over again with the new genie and revive the person after, assuming you want to do that, so you'd only get one wish per genie. With his set up you get an unlimited amount of wishes off one genie. plus genies like to fuck you over and you never specified a timeframe in which the genies would come so you're kinda gonna get fucked either way.
+TheJester That analogy is flawed at best. You can still catch something thrown at you even if the person tells you to catch just after throwing. But you can't choose to simply unhear spoilers because someone said it too late. Also he was saying spoilers jokingly. I think after a movie has been out for more then a decade, it's fair game.
Hunter Irey If I throw something BEFORE YOU SEE IT then saying catch after it hit you doesn't help. You get the point. I shouldn't have to explain this.
"I blew up Detroit for a piece of cake" - markipler 2016
+Duck gon Not a whole cake, just a piece of it.
I tought he said i would blow up doritos
The Underping underp No! Not the Doritos(c)!
He actually did that in one of the episodes.
"Detroit blows up. but, you get cake."
what part of the episode is that?
Whenever Mark thinks a choice is cruel or evil, he has to remember: he blew up Detroit for a cake
Make sure mark never joins the army
and remember that mr krabs sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents
But...
The cake was a lie!!!!!!!
You only gain things from doing that though.
Where was this? 😂😂
" I blew up Detroit for a piece of cake"
- markiplier 2016
agreed
lol
You stole my line!
+Dani Cool I'm glad I'm not the only person who wanted to post that quote in the comments XD
dan cuso sucks
“You can have anything you want but you’re trapped in a dome for eternity”
I want ‘eternity’ to be officially redefined as the smallest unit of time in the universe.
You now have to stay in the dome for an infinite amount of eternities.
I imagine it's like a genie thing.
never said how big the dome was i would say the dome was so big we cant even tell were in it
I mean, anything I would want I would have with me inside the dome so... honestly unless this is a really small dome I'm not seeing much of a downside here.
@@freezinCream like that one Phineas and Ferb episode
@@freezinCream I'd choose the dome to be so unimaginably large it surrounds the observable universe and we never even knew of it's existence
"You become the sexiest person alive, but your IQ drops 20 points"
but i'm already the sexiest person alive
damm
+Gecko then that means i'd be dumb as fuck...my IQ is only 19 (Joking)
my IQ would be 114, i think thats slightly retarded, so no
+W.D. Gaming I think that's average.
+W.D. Gaming 100 is average because 100%
Use the unkillable jarjar binks as a shield
Beatboxjoe unkillable doesn’t necessarily mean bullets won’t pass through and hit you.
I think jar jar is adorable. I wouldn’t mind.
Nah just tie him up
Hunter Koopman In Star Wars bullets don’t exist, and the Blaster lasers don’t seem to ever pass through anyone...
Phil and Bob in the clone wars they do sometimes
For the question at 5:08.. This is probably the only time I'm happy i haven't met Mark yet. XD
Same
+Ciel Phantomhive oh my god ciel but im more into Sebastian.
+Ciel Phantomhive HO NO!!! HE NOW KNOWS YOU...AND ME NOW (if he reads this) !!
+Ian taylor oh please, grelle was the best out of the cast
Love u Mark!
3:24 mark, you can have ANYTHING I'm guessing people, internet, and the size of the dome would be yours to control and I'm guessing for eternity means you'll live forever (and if not, you're could still have anything so that would probably be making yourself immortal along with the people in there)
Also that's why I'd push it
Also you can just want and get the entire universe and you can carry on with your normal life with anything you want
Just make the dome really big
Make the dome as big as the universe.
@IncredibleJake690 would Dome goes with you?
I have an IQ of 140, but studies show that an IQ test doesn't actually measure your intelligence, but rather your ability to take an IQ test.
well then, i guess dropping iq points is ok then!
An IQ test is just like going to school. If you didn't want to participate, they will make you look stupid. I have an IQ of 140 as well.
My IQ shall now be 120. But is that a bad thing now?
Average adult IQ is 100. Ive been measured to have 125, but I'm still a sack of shit. But mine was taken at like... age 11, and I'm not certain what affect age has on IQ.
When I was 13 and IQ test told me I had an IQ of 170, it's usually not accurate
Greater good? Greater good?! We are your FANS! We are the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
+Markiplier
This made my day. Great reference.
isn't that from the incredibles?
Yes. It was genius.
yes I agree
3:17
"I want a way out of the dome"
PARADOX SOLVED.
AND A SUPER POWER MACHINE!!!
Sonny giosserano XD
+Eternal Darkus well, it says "have" to stay in a dome, but it didnt say the size, therefore you could just make the dome bigger since you can get anything you want, if you make it big enough to surround earth then you could in theory protect it if anything in space, or just make it the size of the universe itself and you are still in the dome but not really.....yay for loop holes....
+Eternal Darkus but the dome's inside a dome....DOME-CEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Eternal Darkus I would wish for the dome to be as big as the earth, kinda fucks up space travel but im a selfish prick YAAAAY
Game: You can have anything you want BUT your trapped in a dome for eternity
Me: I want a door. LOOPHOLE FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disney Kid what if they didn't put the door on the wall of the domee
I prefer a drill
Lol buy a sniper rifle and steal the food like a douche
that loophole wouldn't work because it states that you are whatever happends, even if the universe is destroyed you will still be inside of that dome. but you are essentially god of the inside of the dome so for example you could just wish for more space and then wish that the rest of the universe is inside the dome.
Disney Kid I would make the dome the size of the universe
"You instantly learn everything you have to in school"
But
"The internet explodes*
What type of explode
The internet could just be Gaining in popularity very quickly, That would mean that all poverty stricken countries would be given access to atleast, computers and internet for that to happen
so, for me, learning 2/3 phd's worth of technological engineering/construction and programming knowledge ? There's no downside
Everything I HAD to learn to get where I am right now is maths, physics and English, so of I could learn everything in those fields with the upsides you gave as examples, I'd be ready to sit mechanical engineering. Currently doing welding in college, knowing it leads into engineering somehow.
two-thirds of a PhD?
@@zachnado69 two to three
thats my goal atleast though i probably wont reach it
@@cleventinetheclementine195 lol, when saying two to three use a hyphen, a slash is used to signify a fraction. just saying :)
*"I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEERR-"*
-Mark 2016
"i blew up Detroit for a piece of cake" idk why that made me laugh so hard
XDDDDDD
+Lyric Lover Same
My grandparents live in Detroit :(
+Nammy Kat well the cake must be good then and not a lie
It's true, he did in a different "press the button"
5:50
The only wish I need:
If I state "It is true that..."
before any statement, it becomes true and defies any universal law that would cause it to not work or negatively effect anything within the universe.
@@hashtagnoname3931 I would have to believe that you would be smarter than that. It is possible though if they make you read it in another language and you didn't think to make it only work in your native language. This power requires an infinite IQ to safely possess
@@hashtagnoname3931 smart...
I think you are more deserving of this power
I mean you can't kill Jar Jar binks but couldn't you still trap him somewhere or put him in a soundproof box. Just sayin xD
EXACTLY
I like jarjarbinks why bother.
hiss
+Itz Krakenzz whoa. Bit much.
I gonna go ahead and assume you're joking.
+MarkipIier Delete this accont who will even fall 4 this???
4:05 Just realized that using the money he could buy a very powerful weapon to not die in the fights
I was thinking the same thing. Just buy an AK47
@@Tanker-wl8dn Lol!
Me and sister: *Watching video*
Markimoo: I NEED TO SEE BOOBS!!!!!
Sister: Then get a wife.
But the same pair gets dull after a while
lol
He can look at his own. I mean they're not girls boobs but meh they are boobs
+Rainbowmarshmellowz or a man >-0
+The Smiling Ninja are you gay you little wierdo 😮😯
“For the greater good.” Well, that’s a dangerous quote, especially if it comes from Markiplier
8:40
"You know I can crush a baby's skull with my bare hands"
"You don't have bear hands, you have human hands" BA DUM TSS !
Ômega Revenant XDDDDDD
"you can have anything you want, but you're trapped in a dome for eternity"
what if i want out of the dome?
+dawson parker good point
Your a good thinker. Your a smart person!
You could build your own civilization in the dome and when you run out of space make the dome bigger but infante materials
You wish for it
You just created an awesome paradox
You can have anything you want but your stuck in a dome for eternity. What if you want an exit ?
+Kevin Vu Or a bigger dome? Or for the dome to just go away? People need to think a bit harder when they make these up.
Yup
+Kevin Vu I thought it went without saying that you could want anything but out of the dome?
You're Dead Now, Stay Here It doesn't say that, so it's not a condition.
Kevin Vu "I want the dome to be so large that I never encounter it in my new life as a Space Pirate."
Be in a dome forever and have anything i want... So basically heaven?
Are you god?
Yes heaven
0-20= -19 I'm ok with that
+Candy Goth Nope.
+Mr Shankinson joke----->
you
+Candy Goth 0 - 20 = - 20 ...
+Candy Goth This comment isn't getting the love it deserves
+Zach “Talon” Walter that's the joke
6:01
Mark: Weird. I pressed it, but my hair's just fine!
NSA: Huh, weird indeed.
Can the person of my dreams be a fictional character that suddenly exists and meets me? If so, then hell yeah! I can overlook them eating small animals. But wait! Chickens are small animals. That counts, right?
Luciel
If I had a choice of the person of my dreams,fictional ones included,I would probably wish for Yu Agatsuma from BBDIB. Or maybe America/Alfred F. Jones from Hetalia. OH! Or maybe Ceil from Black Butler! But what about Stan Marsh from South Park! AGH!
A wonderful dream for weeaboos
Luciel So if I make a show with a character who is a supergenious, is a trillionaire, happens to be extremely hot, and loves eating chicken, I'm golden?
6:00
"Oh, what will I become?!?"
"You will become famous for many things..."
Did anyone else laugh at the lack of a pause between that? XD
" You will become famous for many things, including music, TV shows, etc, but Every second you aren't on camera, your hair stands up in every place and looks like a hedge"
*makes shoes out of cameras*
XD
Sir, you are a truly brilliant specimen. I am a representative of an alien race, and we are looking for new ambassadors. Will you accept it?
Or shave your head.
"You can have anything you want, but you're trapped in a dome for all eternity."
Me: I want to get out of the dome. It doesn't specify that I can't get out. #DogeLogic
"trapped" 😂
I want a bigger dome
I'm 2 years late, but I don't think you know what "trapped" means. You can't leave.
"Trapped" dude.
"Trapped for all eternity" does indeed mean you can't get out.
Even if the Jar Jar Binks following you is unkillable, that doesn't mean he can't be tortured.
+Adam Whysong Thinking of Sith not Jedi you are
lolololololololololololololololololololololololol
+Adam Whysong Better yet, use him as a meat shield.
+Adam Whysong I like the way you think good sir.
+MarkipIier keep up the good work mark
1:55 Well jokes on you!
I don't have any of those!
*transitions from laughing to crying.*
Bruh
"Every woman/man will love you BUT all the people is obese."
All this person's grammar are not good.
KingsleyIII
Is your sure?
Is you an sure?
We is the people
He*
a chicken is a small animal and so are fish so the person could just really love chicken wings and sushi
Or roast chicken
or just have them nom cats then its an upside lol esspecially if they are buchered in house :)
they're still bad
Make the hell hole be the half of earth that's 90% water.
*claps*
70% water
Jameson Shook the half? There is no half of the world that is entirely water
The Gitchy Pengin Nobody said the 50% have to be in one piece...
Jameson Shook i think you pressed that iq button
5:09
You could easily just make everyone immortal. Then wish for infinite knowledge for all, then wish for infinite wishes
10: 38
Use the Jar Jar as a shield. He cant be killed... so..
"I could have been an engineer"
on a shirt.....NOWW
YESSSS
+jailline ceja If it's black I can wear it when I go to work at Applebee's.
NICE
brb crying
+Gambsmoore Gaming Crafting*
That feeling when Markiplier features your press the button question
Sure, I'll take the vow, then I'll break it. What? It didn't say I HAD to follow the vow!
I noticed that loophole too. But that doesn't mean I'll attack those who are innocent, or kill anyone at all...
Which Vow?
I thought the same thing
My idea was to just make my enemies/attackers comatose with my magic. I mean, that's as close to dead as you can get without actually being dead, right?
Jamison Fawkes thank you
Personally, I always liked JarJar. I've never understood why everyone hates him so much. He's accident prone but he's honestly the most loyal and innocent character in the entire Star Wars universe. His personality is quirky and adorable and he's willing to come to his friend's aide no matter how dangerous the circumstances. JarJar is an ideal friend.
Absolutely agree. His voice is a bit much at times but JarJar always has three best intentions for the people he cares about. Plus his actor did an amazing job with the role
Mark: Remembers Bob & Wade.....forgets Jack...
I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME OMG
I thought the same exact thing... MIND READER!!!!🐈💥🔫
IKR
ikr xD
he needs to make more videos with Jack
What if Mark punched Luna with his baby punching desire XD
no don't even go there mel cat don't do it. you might give him ideas
TiTo 086 NOBODY FLIPPING CARES! That's most likely a virus anyway.
I already have perfect eyebrows and have a desire to punch a baby
hahaha wow
Mel Cat oh no poor Luna. He didn't think that Matt would have kids or he himself wouldn't either lol 😂😂😂
love how mark keeps adding ideas unto the buttons that aren't even stated in them, and then proceeds to act like they count somehow.
Well what’s the point of magic powers if you can’t murder anyone?
I’m kidding, I’m kidding guys. Don’t get all worked up
When he says “Even I’m self defense”, just tranquilize your opponent
Tater Tot just teleport them 40 feet above concrete. You're not the one killing them, it's gravity killing them.
You can break vows
@@berettam9641 Fair. I just think it's a funny loophole
I'll use magic for gaster blasters but I can't kill Chara wut du u guys think press or not
So people would eat chickens, ducks, veal, and baby pigs. The horror. Oh god.
veal*
Tesla Haxz oh thanks
+Tesla Haxz (Tyler) ....
+Meep Ster I was thinking more like eating bugs and stuff which is still not bad at all
+a3ology Extinction.
3:08 "your trapped in a dome for eternity" it... Isn't... 'Your', it's you're!
We're already in a dome! It's called the atmosphere.
And no, it's not a sphere. Like how not all Grey Wolves are grey.
"You can have anything you want but your trapped in a dome for eternity" well...I _want_ to no longer be in the dome.
That was my thought xD
Sophie Johnson XD
It doesn't say you can DO anything, it just says you can HAVE anything.
+Marvelous Chester I want to have freedom from the dome
+Little_ Nightfury17 Honestly it would be amazing if im in a dome. I would get a computer, my favorite food like strawberries or something, you can bring your friends. and also if I cant bring friends than ok ill talk to them on the internet. I would be able to speed up time if I need to wait, and also no school or work :D
If my IQ went down by 20 it would still be in the negatives
OwO
LOL mine would only go down to like 304
(And I am the sexiest person alive)
Yes, thats how negative numbers work.
Kagan Films joke?
CaptDeadpool 95 nope my IQ is actually really 324.
JK it’s only 190 but apparently that’s good so sorry for the flex but not rlly
Sick name BTW
I thought when Mark was talking about the IQ thing, I thought everyone was going to say "well I'm already the sexiest person in the world" ect
same
Would he be wrong though?
(not being serious)
Lmao that's what I was thinking
Ikr me to😂
+Leigh B Same here
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR YOUR MEALS
WHAT IF YOU FIGHT CHICA?!!
05:55
46 years ago?
man that's the 70"s
the internet didn't even exist
the FUCK?!
Ikr?!?!??
+Vincent Aon It's a joke XD
He probably changed his time settings on his computer.
But why?
actually fun fact the internet was made in the 60s
o fot Borén while Fasching tis ont Fanny ar all ut is ny opinion so bo hate oj :) i sussar ro tis guyana bys o luven you Mark
3:30
"I wan't friends"
"I want internet"
"I W A N T I N F I N I T E M E M E S"
To the last one, I would say no, because it says you will FIND the person of your dreams, not be with them
Exactly
But they eat small animals... The point is not to be with them
+Louis-Victor I eat chicken almost everyday and they are small
Fuck off not!!
Bot**
Mark, your hair *always* looks like a hedge, so you'd never know if there was a camera on you. Unless you shaved your head, and then I would weep copiously over losing the chance to luridly admire your luscious coif. However, I must admit that your eyebrow game is strong, so there's no need to press the button for that one.
XD
😆
If he shaved his head he would have no hair so he still wouldn't know
+superbfinch2000 Yeah, if you see him in person his hair is flat actually.
You'll have to take my word for it though :)
Did anyone else notice that at 6:01 there's a comment made 46 years ago?
weird....
Wtf
William McDonald :v wheres my Happy meal? I need my Happy box :V
;-;
Yea
2:41
I'll have myself a magic lamp to wish me out of it
Someone needs to make a "You become a famous youtuber" but "You won't be able to become an engineer"
We know that Mark will press the button, though
Why don't you? It's easy and account-free.
I absolutely love when Mark is laughing so hard he can barely speak
7:35 I swear the Fairly Odd Parents did an episode on just that
*7:25
+Teddy Peprah ikr i thought that to, one where girls and boys split
The Dads planet and Moms planet
right?
Mark: Ive never done anything productive in my life!
Me:You are literally the most productive person that i dont know personally.
It wasn't a piece of cake Mark it was the whole cake so you did good also what if everyone was out of Detroit?
Most of us want to be out of Detroit anyway.
I wouldn't know what Detroit is like I like in Ireland lol
I'd press the button if I lived in Detroit. And I don't even like cake.
And it said everyone in Detroit dies. Nothing about it blowing up. XD
that outro lmao
+AsKaGangsta ayyyyy
+AsKaGangsta yeee
sup dude
2:50 trapped in a dome... anyone think of Simpson's movie?
Me!
Hmm trapped in a dome but have anything u wish, I wish to get out of the dome :D
+Brad Horton I Thought of the series Under The Dome
YASS!!! :3
+Brad Horton I thought of the fairly oddparents
My dream girl....my perfect match.....my soul mate....
She wants rats for breakfast and lizards for dinner and my cat for supper.
Looks great on camera, looks like a hedge off camera.....isn't that already your life Mark???
+Ariana McPherson-Wallace lol pretty much
+Markiplier no wonder it is always a mess when you first turn on the camera, you are always fixing it.
+Markiplier MARK
+Markiplier Can you explain my name?
+Markiplier OMG the real mark replied!!
Mark: You would blow up the internet for that?!
Me: You blew up Detroit for Cake!
I would blow up Detroit for 5 dollars
I'd blow up detroit for free oxygen at half price.
+Ryback 107 I would do it for free
When your hair flops down, your Marki-senses are tingling
3:20 you can also want that dome to be your universe with all your friends and family and still have the power to have anything you want
*"I threw my fans under the bus for power"*.
You still have your air-conditioners...
Yeah and air conditioners are cooler
This is by far the best "I used to be a fan, now I'm an air-conditioner." joke I have ever heard. I'm crying from laughter at the reply above mine.
I see what you did there.
At 3:31 if you can have anything you want then you can wish to get out of the dome
Or you can just have Rick and morty season 4 now
3:34 Unless You Are An Astronaut, You Are Trapped In A Dome
But it sucks
I like how Mark gets so deep with every Button xD
I googled "Markiplier Greg" after hearing him mention someone named Greg and got Miku Miku Dance videos featuring Markimoo
XDXDXD
+Dullapan xDD Idk if you already know who it is but I'm pretty sure he was talking about Onision (his real name is Greg) who has thrown shade at Mark and like every RUclipsr on the planet. Not 100% sure but I'm like 96%
If I lost 20 IQ I would be in the negatives 😂😂
same with every one esle here
Lol hey we've got a job opening for Stormtroopers. Join the empire today
Its ok. My IQ is already in the negatives ;)
If I lost 20 I'd be just Smart not the Smartest in the world
Thank you for being funny and not a genius like apparently 99% of the comment section
0:08 What's that? You actually thought you were going to have a _good_ time? (insert Sans joke here)
Stop
mark: i haven't had a birthday party- and that's true
me: *cries internally and pets my cat* aWWWWHHHH
you can have anything you want huh. well i want the power of god. can i have that?
+MagicalHalfman OH SHIT THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED
>=)
+MagicalHalfman oh snap there's a plot twist :O
the last time someone wanted the power of God ...he was banished to eternal damnation then that person made someone else bad and this is how obama is president
+nicole stephens lol
" I need to see boobs" -markiplier 2016 😂 8:13
If I lost 20 IQ points I'd be a friggin' dog. xD
Lol damn
i would be an inanimate object
+Diddykong doo I would go in minus and owe them points :D
+Yami No Keshin I would be an intelligence black hole of negative space! (Not really I'd still be a black hole but I would have so much massive of intelligence in one spot!)
if i lost 20 IQ points id be...id...be......id be me! XD
So many of these ones where you can have anything you wish for or want or whatever are so easy to get around. Just wish for ultimate power and mold the universe to your whim!
1:45 read the coment at the bottom, 46 YEARS AGO
woah
+Alethea Lorenzo Perhaps that can be done by changing the date on your pc.
+FreeDooMusic maybe
46 years ago = 1970
Unix Time started then
It's a glitch on the site some of the comments change to 46 years ago
If my IQ drops 20 points, my IQ would be -
Damn
+jhojanezf lol
+Raiden Carlson I have to admit, that was my first thought. Lowest IQ test result I've ever received was 116, highest 144. My results probably average over 130. I'm not saying I'm a genius, I feel like IQ score mostly just is a measure of how good you are at taking IQ tests. Some people are really smart but don't have the aptitude or interest in logic puzzles to score highly on those tests.
+Raiden Carlson 21
The IQ test was meant to find people that were struggling so we could help them, but now we find it gives people large ego boosts.
Win?
The world is already a barren dystopian hellhole, we really have nothing to lose by pressing that button.
true
Need a hug?
+Ariana Matty at least this barren dystopian hellhole has internet.
+Please don't reply Yeah, what a drama queen.
Psycho yis
***** lolz just because you have it good doesn't mean the rest of the world is in the same boat. :3
4:32 Loophole! Your first wish is that every person you know continues to live normally after your three wishes (or in a more subtle way, you wish them a lengthy and wealthy life).
The genie must grant you your wish, since it isn't against the rules, and can't kill anybody since it would interfere with your wish.
"I blew up detroit for a piece of cake" - markiplier
dreamworks pls make a movie about this
can someone draw Mark with every bit of his hair standing up and make him look like a hedge, please? xD
Time to watch another video of a man pressing a button for 12:45
*LET'S DO THIS!*
10:39 me: presses the button...
and nothing of value was lost.
I have 180 IQ and no one can prove otherwise
Otherwise
++Anikin Meeker Whats 9+10?
+Anikin Meeker No period in that sentence. BOOM!
+Nathan Moon Twenty-One
mE IG arrr 21o ans no wan con prov othrwize.
NO NO NO NO I WANT MY HAMSTERS TO LIVE
+Grace Gillease TOO BAD SO SAD
+Markiplier will you ever do something in Ireland with Jack ?
+Markiplier I would do something productive but I would have to stop watching you
+Markiplier mark play undertale or the comments will drown u
+Grace Gillease but what if that person eats other ppls hamsters?
you can have anything you want BUT your trapped in a dome for eternity well thats easy YES because if you want everything everyone you know spawns in with you, you'll be immortal and have super powers and you will have all the sexy ladys and men you want! DONE DEAL!
+James King, yea and you can make the dome surround the earth and, if yer trapped in the dom then it would have to be unbreakable or you could escape. so meteors cant penetrate it. you could prevent doomsday!
+302laxandairsoft true.
+James King guess you're no adventurer
frizzyo who says you cant have a adventure when your a immortal trapped in a dome? you can always try to escape and take over the universe.
+James King What if you wanted to be out of the dome? :O
2:08
I'd press it.
The people I wanna meet in life, I haven't already met and the people I have met won't have the memory of meeting me now and I can restart with all the knowledge I have now on how to make myself not look like an idiot and have 0 friends.
Plot twist, for Markiplier this website is productive.
+EpicSoren Yeah, really
2:41 is that a Mirai nikki reference?
YES! SOMEBODY ELSE NOTICED!
lol
YAAASSS
How is that a mirai nikki reference?
DBZHGWgamer Have you seen the last few episodes?
Mark, you already ARE the sexiest person alive.
Mark “I’m a force for good!”
Me “says the guy who blew up Detroit for cake”
with the wishes one your wishes could be... 1. wish that nobody would die when you made wishes 2. (assuming these 3 wishes are from a genie )wish that genies could grant the wish of an unlimited amount of wishes but only if you wished for it (because other people could potentially fuck up the world in a multitude of ways with that power) 3. wish for an unlimited amount of wishes (and after that revive the person that died because of the first wish)
then you can have anything you want no matter what it was
for free too
Jason Lawson easier way wish for infinite genies
but then u'd need to make the first wish all over again with the new genie and revive the person after, assuming you want to do that, so you'd only get one wish per genie. With his set up you get an unlimited amount of wishes off one genie. plus genies like to fuck you over and you never specified a timeframe in which the genies would come so you're kinda gonna get fucked either way.
If I lost 20 points, I would have no IQ
1 like = 1000000000000000000000000 less brain cell
Say "spoilers" after telling is like saying "catch" after throwing. It helps nothing! :O
Saying*
+TheJester More like after the ball has hit someone in the face
+TheJester That analogy is flawed at best. You can still catch something thrown at you even if the person tells you to catch just after throwing. But you can't choose to simply unhear spoilers because someone said it too late. Also he was saying spoilers jokingly. I think after a movie has been out for more then a decade, it's fair game.
Hunter Irey If I throw something BEFORE YOU SEE IT then saying catch after it hit you doesn't help. You get the point. I shouldn't have to explain this.
+TheJester just edit your comment
couldn't the small animals be cooked chicken? or fish? or maybe pork? I would be fine with that!
And bacon makes everything better
It’s probably a squirrel or birds something gross
Compared to a planet, a cow is pretty small.
I mean, pretty much anyone that's not a vegetarian or vegan already does this anyway, so what would be the big deal.