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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @duckgon3942
    @duckgon3942 8 лет назад +845

    "I blew up Detroit for a piece of cake" - markipler 2016

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 8 лет назад +18

      +Duck gon Not a whole cake, just a piece of it.

    • @theunderpingunderp2569
      @theunderpingunderp2569 8 лет назад +2

      I tought he said i would blow up doritos

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 8 лет назад

      The Underping underp No! Not the Doritos(c)!

    • @alterranlongbow5067
      @alterranlongbow5067 8 лет назад +3

      He actually did that in one of the episodes.
      "Detroit blows up. but, you get cake."

    • @LassBisharp
      @LassBisharp 8 лет назад +1

      what part of the episode is that?

  • @chanceshadow
    @chanceshadow 6 лет назад +590

    Whenever Mark thinks a choice is cruel or evil, he has to remember: he blew up Detroit for a cake

    • @Bobboi
      @Bobboi 5 лет назад +14

      Make sure mark never joins the army

    • @MelonMan
      @MelonMan 5 лет назад +14

      and remember that mr krabs sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents

    • @xldxproductions1755
      @xldxproductions1755 5 лет назад +10

      But...
      The cake was a lie!!!!!!!

    • @charKT-7461
      @charKT-7461 4 года назад +3

      You only gain things from doing that though.

    • @AgentChico639FYol
      @AgentChico639FYol 4 года назад +2

      Where was this? 😂😂

  • @danicool6946
    @danicool6946 8 лет назад +545

    " I blew up Detroit for a piece of cake"
    - markiplier 2016

  • @jumbocarrot0918
    @jumbocarrot0918 6 лет назад +89

    “You can have anything you want but you’re trapped in a dome for eternity”
    I want ‘eternity’ to be officially redefined as the smallest unit of time in the universe.

    • @NexusProductions-rz1sv
      @NexusProductions-rz1sv 5 лет назад +13

      You now have to stay in the dome for an infinite amount of eternities.
      I imagine it's like a genie thing.

    • @freezinCream
      @freezinCream 2 года назад +1

      never said how big the dome was i would say the dome was so big we cant even tell were in it

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 года назад +1

      I mean, anything I would want I would have with me inside the dome so... honestly unless this is a really small dome I'm not seeing much of a downside here.

    • @____Carnage____
      @____Carnage____ 2 года назад +1

      @@freezinCream like that one Phineas and Ferb episode

    • @Jesse_17
      @Jesse_17 2 года назад +1

      @@freezinCream I'd choose the dome to be so unimaginably large it surrounds the observable universe and we never even knew of it's existence

  • @xenolizard3250
    @xenolizard3250 8 лет назад +270

    "You become the sexiest person alive, but your IQ drops 20 points"
    but i'm already the sexiest person alive

    • @meow-ht3ik
      @meow-ht3ik 8 лет назад

      damm

    • @Diamondpinkiepie
      @Diamondpinkiepie 8 лет назад

      +Gecko then that means i'd be dumb as fuck...my IQ is only 19 (Joking)

    • @w.dgaming9704
      @w.dgaming9704 8 лет назад

      my IQ would be 114, i think thats slightly retarded, so no

    • @marcperez2598
      @marcperez2598 8 лет назад +1

      +W.D. Gaming I think that's average.

    • @bengoodwin2141
      @bengoodwin2141 8 лет назад

      +W.D. Gaming 100 is average because 100%

  • @beatboxjoe9960
    @beatboxjoe9960 7 лет назад +404

    Use the unkillable jarjar binks as a shield

    • @HKoopman
      @HKoopman 6 лет назад +8

      Beatboxjoe unkillable doesn’t necessarily mean bullets won’t pass through and hit you.

    • @Tanker-wl8dn
      @Tanker-wl8dn 6 лет назад

      I think jar jar is adorable. I wouldn’t mind.

    • @gerardogonzalez8365
      @gerardogonzalez8365 5 лет назад +3

      Nah just tie him up

    • @kilomatter
      @kilomatter 5 лет назад +3

      Hunter Koopman In Star Wars bullets don’t exist, and the Blaster lasers don’t seem to ever pass through anyone...

    • @jakobyarns4369
      @jakobyarns4369 4 года назад

      Phil and Bob in the clone wars they do sometimes

  • @CielPhantomhivexSebastian
    @CielPhantomhivexSebastian 8 лет назад +306

    For the question at 5:08.. This is probably the only time I'm happy i haven't met Mark yet. XD

    • @light9160
      @light9160 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @iantaylor2862
      @iantaylor2862 8 лет назад

      +Ciel Phantomhive oh my god ciel but im more into Sebastian.

    • @thoringa9816
      @thoringa9816 8 лет назад

      +Ciel Phantomhive HO NO!!! HE NOW KNOWS YOU...AND ME NOW (if he reads this) !!

    • @emilywright1390
      @emilywright1390 8 лет назад

      +Ian taylor oh please, grelle was the best out of the cast

    • @pixiemurray9446
      @pixiemurray9446 8 лет назад

      Love u Mark!

  • @theconfidentchicken3414
    @theconfidentchicken3414 7 лет назад +95

    3:24 mark, you can have ANYTHING I'm guessing people, internet, and the size of the dome would be yours to control and I'm guessing for eternity means you'll live forever (and if not, you're could still have anything so that would probably be making yourself immortal along with the people in there)
    Also that's why I'd push it

    • @saikikusuo7937
      @saikikusuo7937 5 лет назад +5

      Also you can just want and get the entire universe and you can carry on with your normal life with anything you want

    • @Devonte-w8o
      @Devonte-w8o 5 лет назад +3

      Just make the dome really big

    • @gamersinacontainer
      @gamersinacontainer 5 лет назад +3

      Make the dome as big as the universe.

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 2 года назад +1

      @IncredibleJake690 would Dome goes with you?

  • @alexmunicio296
    @alexmunicio296 8 лет назад +511

    I have an IQ of 140, but studies show that an IQ test doesn't actually measure your intelligence, but rather your ability to take an IQ test.

    • @yehoshuas.6917
      @yehoshuas.6917 8 лет назад +9

      well then, i guess dropping iq points is ok then!

    • @itsokay5608
      @itsokay5608 8 лет назад +17

      An IQ test is just like going to school. If you didn't want to participate, they will make you look stupid. I have an IQ of 140 as well.

    • @Iris-tt6iq
      @Iris-tt6iq 8 лет назад +1

      My IQ shall now be 120. But is that a bad thing now?

    • @thelonekerbal7666
      @thelonekerbal7666 8 лет назад +9

      Average adult IQ is 100. Ive been measured to have 125, but I'm still a sack of shit. But mine was taken at like... age 11, and I'm not certain what affect age has on IQ.

    • @johnathanjjohnsoniii8019
      @johnathanjjohnsoniii8019 8 лет назад +4

      When I was 13 and IQ test told me I had an IQ of 170, it's usually not accurate

  • @sidneyland5210
    @sidneyland5210 8 лет назад +666

    Greater good? Greater good?! We are your FANS! We are the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

  • @RaZGriZx86
    @RaZGriZx86 8 лет назад +107

    3:17
    "I want a way out of the dome"
    PARADOX SOLVED.

    • @turino1289
      @turino1289 8 лет назад

      AND A SUPER POWER MACHINE!!!

    • @RaZGriZx86
      @RaZGriZx86 8 лет назад

      Sonny giosserano XD

    • @chuckufarly5
      @chuckufarly5 8 лет назад +8

      +Eternal Darkus well, it says "have" to stay in a dome, but it didnt say the size, therefore you could just make the dome bigger since you can get anything you want, if you make it big enough to surround earth then you could in theory protect it if anything in space, or just make it the size of the universe itself and you are still in the dome but not really.....yay for loop holes....

    • @doublelightning5361
      @doublelightning5361 8 лет назад +5

      +Eternal Darkus but the dome's inside a dome....DOME-CEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @crazyforce13
      @crazyforce13 8 лет назад +1

      +Eternal Darkus I would wish for the dome to be as big as the earth, kinda fucks up space travel but im a selfish prick YAAAAY

  • @disneykid7557
    @disneykid7557 7 лет назад +685

    Game: You can have anything you want BUT your trapped in a dome for eternity
    Me: I want a door. LOOPHOLE FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Evieballs
      @Evieballs 7 лет назад +32

      Disney Kid what if they didn't put the door on the wall of the domee

    • @nicolassanhueza8006
      @nicolassanhueza8006 7 лет назад +3

      I prefer a drill

    • @nicolassanhueza8006
      @nicolassanhueza8006 7 лет назад +5

      Lol buy a sniper rifle and steal the food like a douche

    • @theelf3251
      @theelf3251 7 лет назад +21

      that loophole wouldn't work because it states that you are whatever happends, even if the universe is destroyed you will still be inside of that dome. but you are essentially god of the inside of the dome so for example you could just wish for more space and then wish that the rest of the universe is inside the dome.

    • @chancematters
      @chancematters 7 лет назад +7

      Disney Kid I would make the dome the size of the universe

  • @cleventinetheclementine195
    @cleventinetheclementine195 5 лет назад +81

    "You instantly learn everything you have to in school"
    But
    "The internet explodes*
    What type of explode
    The internet could just be Gaining in popularity very quickly, That would mean that all poverty stricken countries would be given access to atleast, computers and internet for that to happen
    so, for me, learning 2/3 phd's worth of technological engineering/construction and programming knowledge ? There's no downside

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 года назад

      Everything I HAD to learn to get where I am right now is maths, physics and English, so of I could learn everything in those fields with the upsides you gave as examples, I'd be ready to sit mechanical engineering. Currently doing welding in college, knowing it leads into engineering somehow.

    • @zachnado69
      @zachnado69 3 года назад

      two-thirds of a PhD?

    • @cleventinetheclementine195
      @cleventinetheclementine195 3 года назад

      @@zachnado69 two to three
      thats my goal atleast though i probably wont reach it

    • @zachnado69
      @zachnado69 3 года назад

      @@cleventinetheclementine195 lol, when saying two to three use a hyphen, a slash is used to signify a fraction. just saying :)

  • @oofnumber1017
    @oofnumber1017 5 лет назад +45

    *"I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEERR-"*
    -Mark 2016

  • @demiwilliams1305
    @demiwilliams1305 8 лет назад +96

    "i blew up Detroit for a piece of cake" idk why that made me laugh so hard

    • @silencer6448
      @silencer6448 8 лет назад

      XDDDDDD

    • @BirbMom
      @BirbMom 8 лет назад

      +Lyric Lover Same

    • @colonelkat4167
      @colonelkat4167 8 лет назад +1

      My grandparents live in Detroit :(

    • @n0vagenisys16
      @n0vagenisys16 8 лет назад

      +Nammy Kat well the cake must be good then and not a lie

    • @andrewb9546
      @andrewb9546 8 лет назад +2

      It's true, he did in a different "press the button"

  • @briarwentling5435
    @briarwentling5435 5 лет назад +37

    5:50
    The only wish I need:
    If I state "It is true that..."
    before any statement, it becomes true and defies any universal law that would cause it to not work or negatively effect anything within the universe.

    • @briarwentling5435
      @briarwentling5435 4 года назад +2

      @@hashtagnoname3931 I would have to believe that you would be smarter than that. It is possible though if they make you read it in another language and you didn't think to make it only work in your native language. This power requires an infinite IQ to safely possess

    • @briarwentling5435
      @briarwentling5435 4 года назад +2

      @@hashtagnoname3931 smart...
      I think you are more deserving of this power

  • @Ragnarok_Animation
    @Ragnarok_Animation 8 лет назад +351

    I mean you can't kill Jar Jar binks but couldn't you still trap him somewhere or put him in a soundproof box. Just sayin xD

    • @SorsIsnotme
      @SorsIsnotme 8 лет назад

      EXACTLY

    • @deviler642
      @deviler642 8 лет назад +3

      I like jarjarbinks why bother.

    • @Tommy-gk4uw
      @Tommy-gk4uw 8 лет назад

      hiss

    • @zachtaylor243
      @zachtaylor243 8 лет назад +3

      +Itz Krakenzz whoa. Bit much.
      I gonna go ahead and assume you're joking.

    • @KnightWolf10
      @KnightWolf10 8 лет назад +1

      +MarkipIier Delete this accont who will even fall 4 this???

  • @Nat_____
    @Nat_____ 8 лет назад +32

    4:05 Just realized that using the money he could buy a very powerful weapon to not die in the fights

  • @peachie1255
    @peachie1255 8 лет назад +145

    Me and sister: *Watching video*
    Markimoo: I NEED TO SEE BOOBS!!!!!
    Sister: Then get a wife.

    • @2TheFarWest
      @2TheFarWest 8 лет назад +14

      But the same pair gets dull after a while

    • @noname-ds7pl
      @noname-ds7pl 8 лет назад +5

      lol

    • @keys15
      @keys15 8 лет назад +10

      He can look at his own. I mean they're not girls boobs but meh they are boobs

    • @stiffglyph6505
      @stiffglyph6505 8 лет назад

      +Rainbowmarshmellowz or a man >-0

    • @ellemai30
      @ellemai30 8 лет назад +1

      +The Smiling Ninja are you gay you little wierdo 😮😯

  • @rickykoon4430
    @rickykoon4430 5 лет назад +6

    “For the greater good.” Well, that’s a dangerous quote, especially if it comes from Markiplier

  • @justacasualigotarmy-l2914
    @justacasualigotarmy-l2914 8 лет назад +8

    8:40
    "You know I can crush a baby's skull with my bare hands"

  • @dawsonparker1685
    @dawsonparker1685 8 лет назад +123

    "you can have anything you want, but you're trapped in a dome for eternity"
    what if i want out of the dome?

    • @llilacnor
      @llilacnor 8 лет назад

      +dawson parker good point

    • @llilacnor
      @llilacnor 8 лет назад

      Your a good thinker. Your a smart person!

    • @jeddspikesman6384
      @jeddspikesman6384 8 лет назад

      You could build your own civilization in the dome and when you run out of space make the dome bigger but infante materials

    • @ASFTallyNews
      @ASFTallyNews 8 лет назад

      You wish for it

    • @khyonnawright1789
      @khyonnawright1789 8 лет назад

      You just created an awesome paradox

  • @KuzumaS
    @KuzumaS 8 лет назад +72

    You can have anything you want but your stuck in a dome for eternity. What if you want an exit ?

    • @nightcaste
      @nightcaste 8 лет назад +7

      +Kevin Vu Or a bigger dome? Or for the dome to just go away? People need to think a bit harder when they make these up.

    • @KuzumaS
      @KuzumaS 8 лет назад +1

      Yup

    • @tristan8928
      @tristan8928 8 лет назад

      +Kevin Vu I thought it went without saying that you could want anything but out of the dome?

    • @nightcaste
      @nightcaste 8 лет назад

      You're Dead Now, Stay Here It doesn't say that, so it's not a condition.

    • @nightcaste
      @nightcaste 8 лет назад +1

      Kevin Vu "I want the dome to be so large that I never encounter it in my new life as a Space Pirate."

  • @marshey1579
    @marshey1579 7 лет назад +42

    Be in a dome forever and have anything i want... So basically heaven?

  • @jaspermiller2544
    @jaspermiller2544 8 лет назад +65

    0-20= -19 I'm ok with that

  • @graysongdl
    @graysongdl 8 лет назад +6

    6:01
    Mark: Weird. I pressed it, but my hair's just fine!
    NSA: Huh, weird indeed.

  • @LucielGhost
    @LucielGhost 8 лет назад +44

    Can the person of my dreams be a fictional character that suddenly exists and meets me? If so, then hell yeah! I can overlook them eating small animals. But wait! Chickens are small animals. That counts, right?

    • @skylarblue1246
      @skylarblue1246 6 лет назад +1

      Luciel
      If I had a choice of the person of my dreams,fictional ones included,I would probably wish for Yu Agatsuma from BBDIB. Or maybe America/Alfred F. Jones from Hetalia. OH! Or maybe Ceil from Black Butler! But what about Stan Marsh from South Park! AGH!

    • @ChadEpicGamer
      @ChadEpicGamer 6 лет назад

      A wonderful dream for weeaboos

    • @Mr.Bimgus
      @Mr.Bimgus 6 лет назад

      Luciel So if I make a show with a character who is a supergenious, is a trillionaire, happens to be extremely hot, and loves eating chicken, I'm golden?

  • @academicninja8532
    @academicninja8532 5 лет назад +12

    6:00
    "Oh, what will I become?!?"
    "You will become famous for many things..."
    Did anyone else laugh at the lack of a pause between that? XD

  • @beaniebear4709
    @beaniebear4709 8 лет назад +22

    " You will become famous for many things, including music, TV shows, etc, but Every second you aren't on camera, your hair stands up in every place and looks like a hedge"
    *makes shoes out of cameras*

    • @Iris-tt6iq
      @Iris-tt6iq 8 лет назад

      XD

    • @MJ-yc1by
      @MJ-yc1by 7 лет назад +2

      Sir, you are a truly brilliant specimen. I am a representative of an alien race, and we are looking for new ambassadors. Will you accept it?

    • @Tom-vx7qh
      @Tom-vx7qh 7 лет назад

      Or shave your head.

  • @ItsmeMatt1000
    @ItsmeMatt1000 8 лет назад +79

    "You can have anything you want, but you're trapped in a dome for all eternity."
    Me: I want to get out of the dome. It doesn't specify that I can't get out. #DogeLogic

    • @LunaHarp91
      @LunaHarp91 6 лет назад +4

      "trapped" 😂

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector 6 лет назад +3

      I want a bigger dome

    • @JameyMcQueen
      @JameyMcQueen 6 лет назад +5

      I'm 2 years late, but I don't think you know what "trapped" means. You can't leave.

    • @NexusProductions-rz1sv
      @NexusProductions-rz1sv 5 лет назад

      "Trapped" dude.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 года назад

      "Trapped for all eternity" does indeed mean you can't get out.

  • @PencilSticks
    @PencilSticks 8 лет назад +83

    Even if the Jar Jar Binks following you is unkillable, that doesn't mean he can't be tortured.

    • @charlieholmberg4365
      @charlieholmberg4365 8 лет назад +10

      +Adam Whysong Thinking of Sith not Jedi you are

    • @Naev0w0
      @Naev0w0 8 лет назад

      lolololololololololololololololololololololololol

    • @mayolordohare945
      @mayolordohare945 8 лет назад +1

      +Adam Whysong Better yet, use him as a meat shield.

    • @shiaralecy1097
      @shiaralecy1097 8 лет назад

      +Adam Whysong I like the way you think good sir.

    • @Josh-bb7de
      @Josh-bb7de 8 лет назад

      +MarkipIier keep up the good work mark

  • @MagentaLizard
    @MagentaLizard 5 лет назад +2

    1:55 Well jokes on you!
    I don't have any of those!
    *transitions from laughing to crying.*

  • @KingsleyIII
    @KingsleyIII 8 лет назад +92

    "Every woman/man will love you BUT all the people is obese."
    All this person's grammar are not good.

  • @tispumpkinhead374
    @tispumpkinhead374 8 лет назад +108

    a chicken is a small animal and so are fish so the person could just really love chicken wings and sushi

    • @fletcharn8205
      @fletcharn8205 6 лет назад +2

      Or roast chicken

    • @siddietrich5652
      @siddietrich5652 6 лет назад +1

      or just have them nom cats then its an upside lol esspecially if they are buchered in house :)

    • @BurntCookiesYT
      @BurntCookiesYT 3 месяца назад

      they're still bad

  • @doorsareforopening
    @doorsareforopening 8 лет назад +165

    Make the hell hole be the half of earth that's 90% water.

    • @Iris-tt6iq
      @Iris-tt6iq 8 лет назад +6

      *claps*

    • @dylanhd1536
      @dylanhd1536 8 лет назад +8

      70% water

    • @Belki404
      @Belki404 8 лет назад +3

      Jameson Shook the half? There is no half of the world that is entirely water

    • @sabbitabbi_ddd
      @sabbitabbi_ddd 8 лет назад +17

      The Gitchy Pengin Nobody said the 50% have to be in one piece...

    • @elliotgriffith2237
      @elliotgriffith2237 7 лет назад +10

      Jameson Shook i think you pressed that iq button

  • @thedripcritic9379
    @thedripcritic9379 4 года назад +8

    5:09
    You could easily just make everyone immortal. Then wish for infinite knowledge for all, then wish for infinite wishes
    10: 38
    Use the Jar Jar as a shield. He cant be killed... so..

  • @jaiaye7917
    @jaiaye7917 8 лет назад +142

    "I could have been an engineer"
    on a shirt.....NOWW

    • @thekaidino1345
      @thekaidino1345 8 лет назад +3

      YESSSS

    • @Gambsmoore
      @Gambsmoore 8 лет назад

      +jailline ceja If it's black I can wear it when I go to work at Applebee's.

    • @jaiaye7917
      @jaiaye7917 8 лет назад +1

      NICE

    • @Gambsmoore
      @Gambsmoore 8 лет назад

      brb crying

    • @Prolito
      @Prolito 8 лет назад

      +Gambsmoore Gaming Crafting*

  • @lotuszoitachi7653
    @lotuszoitachi7653 8 лет назад +5

    That feeling when Markiplier features your press the button question

  • @archivesEris
    @archivesEris 8 лет назад +66

    Sure, I'll take the vow, then I'll break it. What? It didn't say I HAD to follow the vow!

    • @coralmaynard4876
      @coralmaynard4876 8 лет назад +3

      I noticed that loophole too. But that doesn't mean I'll attack those who are innocent, or kill anyone at all...

    • @tldoesntlikebread
      @tldoesntlikebread 8 лет назад

      Which Vow?

    • @dylanhd1536
      @dylanhd1536 8 лет назад +1

      I thought the same thing

    • @takatacheroki2624
      @takatacheroki2624 7 лет назад +3

      My idea was to just make my enemies/attackers comatose with my magic. I mean, that's as close to dead as you can get without actually being dead, right?

    • @brodieallen2381
      @brodieallen2381 7 лет назад

      Jamison Fawkes thank you

  • @Lilswamphag
    @Lilswamphag 2 года назад +7

    Personally, I always liked JarJar. I've never understood why everyone hates him so much. He's accident prone but he's honestly the most loyal and innocent character in the entire Star Wars universe. His personality is quirky and adorable and he's willing to come to his friend's aide no matter how dangerous the circumstances. JarJar is an ideal friend.

    • @emm6975
      @emm6975 Год назад

      Absolutely agree. His voice is a bit much at times but JarJar always has three best intentions for the people he cares about. Plus his actor did an amazing job with the role

  • @TheRealRedstoneMan
    @TheRealRedstoneMan 8 лет назад +84

    Mark: Remembers Bob & Wade.....forgets Jack...

  • @melaniejones4741
    @melaniejones4741 8 лет назад +86

    What if Mark punched Luna with his baby punching desire XD

    • @Hannah-sv6yr
      @Hannah-sv6yr 8 лет назад +1

      no don't even go there mel cat don't do it. you might give him ideas

    • @MrOrangehorseman
      @MrOrangehorseman 8 лет назад

      TiTo 086 NOBODY FLIPPING CARES! That's most likely a virus anyway.

    • @nicholaswest4189
      @nicholaswest4189 8 лет назад +1

      I already have perfect eyebrows and have a desire to punch a baby

    • @theartwolf1360
      @theartwolf1360 8 лет назад

      hahaha wow

    • @vanessalove3404
      @vanessalove3404 8 лет назад +3

      Mel Cat oh no poor Luna. He didn't think that Matt would have kids or he himself wouldn't either lol 😂😂😂

  • @Chill-Quil
    @Chill-Quil 8 лет назад +4

    love how mark keeps adding ideas unto the buttons that aren't even stated in them, and then proceeds to act like they count somehow.

  • @mudfish6861
    @mudfish6861 7 лет назад +42

    Well what’s the point of magic powers if you can’t murder anyone?
    I’m kidding, I’m kidding guys. Don’t get all worked up

    • @Tanker-wl8dn
      @Tanker-wl8dn 6 лет назад +6

      When he says “Even I’m self defense”, just tranquilize your opponent

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 6 лет назад +13

      Tater Tot just teleport them 40 feet above concrete. You're not the one killing them, it's gravity killing them.

    • @laurasullivan77
      @laurasullivan77 6 лет назад +6

      You can break vows

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +2

      @@berettam9641 Fair. I just think it's a funny loophole

    • @cheosgamerx-bi2kw
      @cheosgamerx-bi2kw 4 года назад +1

      I'll use magic for gaster blasters but I can't kill Chara wut du u guys think press or not

  • @meepster554
    @meepster554 8 лет назад +198

    So people would eat chickens, ducks, veal, and baby pigs. The horror. Oh god.

    • @TeslaHaxz
      @TeslaHaxz 8 лет назад +2

      veal*

    • @meepster554
      @meepster554 8 лет назад

      Tesla Haxz oh thanks

    • @davidhayes4710
      @davidhayes4710 8 лет назад

      +Tesla Haxz (Tyler) ....

    • @ElZombieBee
      @ElZombieBee 8 лет назад

      +Meep Ster I was thinking more like eating bugs and stuff which is still not bad at all

    • @clssetejpr3
      @clssetejpr3 8 лет назад

      +a3ology Extinction.

  • @elite-delta-1177
    @elite-delta-1177 8 лет назад +24

    3:08 "your trapped in a dome for eternity" it... Isn't... 'Your', it's you're!

    • @Iris-tt6iq
      @Iris-tt6iq 8 лет назад +14

      We're already in a dome! It's called the atmosphere.

    • @Iris-tt6iq
      @Iris-tt6iq 8 лет назад +2

      And no, it's not a sphere. Like how not all Grey Wolves are grey.

  • @little_nightfury1762
    @little_nightfury1762 8 лет назад +13

    "You can have anything you want but your trapped in a dome for eternity" well...I _want_ to no longer be in the dome.

    • @sophiej6893
      @sophiej6893 8 лет назад

      That was my thought xD

    • @little_nightfury1762
      @little_nightfury1762 8 лет назад

      Sophie Johnson XD

    • @marvelouschester3018
      @marvelouschester3018 8 лет назад +1

      It doesn't say you can DO anything, it just says you can HAVE anything.

    • @rebekah7513
      @rebekah7513 8 лет назад +3

      +Marvelous Chester I want to have freedom from the dome

    • @chimerassun
      @chimerassun 8 лет назад +1

      +Little_ Nightfury17 Honestly it would be amazing if im in a dome. I would get a computer, my favorite food like strawberries or something, you can bring your friends. and also if I cant bring friends than ok ill talk to them on the internet. I would be able to speed up time if I need to wait, and also no school or work :D

  • @uwu1881
    @uwu1881 6 лет назад +144

    If my IQ went down by 20 it would still be in the negatives

    • @charadreemur1936
      @charadreemur1936 5 лет назад +4

      OwO

    • @SKULLFUNKs
      @SKULLFUNKs 5 лет назад +2

      LOL mine would only go down to like 304
      (And I am the sexiest person alive)

    • @NexusProductions-rz1sv
      @NexusProductions-rz1sv 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, thats how negative numbers work.

    • @captdeadpool95
      @captdeadpool95 5 лет назад

      Kagan Films joke?

    • @SKULLFUNKs
      @SKULLFUNKs 5 лет назад +2

      CaptDeadpool 95 nope my IQ is actually really 324.
      JK it’s only 190 but apparently that’s good so sorry for the flex but not rlly
      Sick name BTW

  • @leigha.b.1875
    @leigha.b.1875 8 лет назад +43

    I thought when Mark was talking about the IQ thing, I thought everyone was going to say "well I'm already the sexiest person in the world" ect

  • @samgamez9920
    @samgamez9920 8 лет назад +34

    YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR YOUR MEALS
    WHAT IF YOU FIGHT CHICA?!!

  • @vincentaon7217
    @vincentaon7217 8 лет назад +88

    05:55
    46 years ago?
    man that's the 70"s
    the internet didn't even exist
    the FUCK?!

    • @bananapopgamerz3211
      @bananapopgamerz3211 8 лет назад

      Ikr?!?!??

    • @f-7005
      @f-7005 8 лет назад

      +Vincent Aon It's a joke XD

    • @fireguy9931
      @fireguy9931 8 лет назад +1

      He probably changed his time settings on his computer.
      But why?

    • @fairyyfroggy1684
      @fairyyfroggy1684 8 лет назад

      actually fun fact the internet was made in the 60s

    • @neopolitanneotheicecreamsw4583
      @neopolitanneotheicecreamsw4583 8 лет назад

      o fot Borén while Fasching tis ont Fanny ar all ut is ny opinion so bo hate oj :) i sussar ro tis guyana bys o luven you Mark

  • @jighardy
    @jighardy 6 лет назад +3

    3:30
    "I wan't friends"
    "I want internet"
    "I W A N T I N F I N I T E M E M E S"

  • @ExplosionGaming99
    @ExplosionGaming99 8 лет назад +40

    To the last one, I would say no, because it says you will FIND the person of your dreams, not be with them

  • @superbfinch2000
    @superbfinch2000 8 лет назад +32

    Mark, your hair *always* looks like a hedge, so you'd never know if there was a camera on you. Unless you shaved your head, and then I would weep copiously over losing the chance to luridly admire your luscious coif. However, I must admit that your eyebrow game is strong, so there's no need to press the button for that one.

    • @annemaveera5112
      @annemaveera5112 8 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @jordanmedina4490
      @jordanmedina4490 8 лет назад

      😆

    • @mikeygames5209
      @mikeygames5209 8 лет назад

      If he shaved his head he would have no hair so he still wouldn't know

    • @BK-jh4jw
      @BK-jh4jw 8 лет назад

      +superbfinch2000 Yeah, if you see him in person his hair is flat actually.
      You'll have to take my word for it though :)

  • @itsnoel8544
    @itsnoel8544 8 лет назад +44

    Did anyone else notice that at 6:01 there's a comment made 46 years ago?

  • @2saph2lose28
    @2saph2lose28 6 лет назад +4

    2:41
    I'll have myself a magic lamp to wish me out of it

  • @MystikHatena
    @MystikHatena 8 лет назад +16

    Someone needs to make a "You become a famous youtuber" but "You won't be able to become an engineer"

  • @Heathermyfeather123
    @Heathermyfeather123 8 лет назад +5

    I absolutely love when Mark is laughing so hard he can barely speak

  • @phoenixfyre365
    @phoenixfyre365 8 лет назад +13

    7:35 I swear the Fairly Odd Parents did an episode on just that

  • @niko_8208
    @niko_8208 6 лет назад +2

    Mark: Ive never done anything productive in my life!
    Me:You are literally the most productive person that i dont know personally.

  • @doozie1064
    @doozie1064 8 лет назад +37

    It wasn't a piece of cake Mark it was the whole cake so you did good also what if everyone was out of Detroit?

    • @TheCityCesspool
      @TheCityCesspool 8 лет назад +1

      Most of us want to be out of Detroit anyway.

    • @doozie1064
      @doozie1064 8 лет назад

      I wouldn't know what Detroit is like I like in Ireland lol

    • @matthewstuart6126
      @matthewstuart6126 8 лет назад +1

      I'd press the button if I lived in Detroit. And I don't even like cake.

    • @Iris-tt6iq
      @Iris-tt6iq 8 лет назад +5

      And it said everyone in Detroit dies. Nothing about it blowing up. XD

  • @AsKaGangsta
    @AsKaGangsta 8 лет назад +7

    that outro lmao

  • @TheJaguar901
    @TheJaguar901 8 лет назад +115

    2:50 trapped in a dome... anyone think of Simpson's movie?

    • @thekaidino1345
      @thekaidino1345 8 лет назад

      Me!

    • @Freetreedumb
      @Freetreedumb 8 лет назад

      Hmm trapped in a dome but have anything u wish, I wish to get out of the dome :D

    • @junviv
      @junviv 8 лет назад +4

      +Brad Horton I Thought of the series Under The Dome

    • @imaalright5583
      @imaalright5583 8 лет назад

      YASS!!! :3

    • @mcsparklefarts1651
      @mcsparklefarts1651 8 лет назад

      +Brad Horton I thought of the fairly oddparents

  • @adamxei9073
    @adamxei9073 5 лет назад +9

    My dream girl....my perfect match.....my soul mate....
    She wants rats for breakfast and lizards for dinner and my cat for supper.

  • @Ari-mw8tm
    @Ari-mw8tm 8 лет назад +21

    Looks great on camera, looks like a hedge off camera.....isn't that already your life Mark???

    • @markiplier
      @markiplier  8 лет назад +19

      +Ariana McPherson-Wallace lol pretty much

    • @belle5837
      @belle5837 8 лет назад

      +Markiplier no wonder it is always a mess when you first turn on the camera, you are always fixing it.

    • @cooourtneyy_
      @cooourtneyy_ 8 лет назад

      +Markiplier MARK

    • @lickwit4745
      @lickwit4745 8 лет назад

      +Markiplier Can you explain my name?

    • @humberto62835
      @humberto62835 8 лет назад

      +Markiplier OMG the real mark replied!!

  • @e22my
    @e22my 8 лет назад +9

    Mark: You would blow up the internet for that?!
    Me: You blew up Detroit for Cake!

    • @chiccupsps4510
      @chiccupsps4510 8 лет назад +1

      I would blow up Detroit for 5 dollars

    • @bigben8449
      @bigben8449 8 лет назад

      I'd blow up detroit for free oxygen at half price.

    • @mattcp5978
      @mattcp5978 8 лет назад

      +Ryback 107 I would do it for free

  • @bethanyjayva70
    @bethanyjayva70 8 лет назад +4

    When your hair flops down, your Marki-senses are tingling

  • @madness8897
    @madness8897 7 лет назад

    3:20 you can also want that dome to be your universe with all your friends and family and still have the power to have anything you want

  • @jinig4833
    @jinig4833 8 лет назад +7

    *"I threw my fans under the bus for power"*.
    You still have your air-conditioners...

    • @chickenbruhs
      @chickenbruhs 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah and air conditioners are cooler

    • @mykmac2599
      @mykmac2599 8 лет назад

      This is by far the best "I used to be a fan, now I'm an air-conditioner." joke I have ever heard. I'm crying from laughter at the reply above mine.

    • @lissawho4974
      @lissawho4974 8 лет назад

      I see what you did there.

  • @ratnakarsingh6757
    @ratnakarsingh6757 8 лет назад +10

    At 3:31 if you can have anything you want then you can wish to get out of the dome

    • @dustifiez
      @dustifiez 6 лет назад

      Or you can just have Rick and morty season 4 now

  • @addyadams9643
    @addyadams9643 8 лет назад +9

    3:34 Unless You Are An Astronaut, You Are Trapped In A Dome

  • @Nicauu
    @Nicauu 7 лет назад +3

    I like how Mark gets so deep with every Button xD

  • @sharinganlucario
    @sharinganlucario 8 лет назад +19

    I googled "Markiplier Greg" after hearing him mention someone named Greg and got Miku Miku Dance videos featuring Markimoo

    • @elenalewis4825
      @elenalewis4825 8 лет назад

      XDXDXD

    • @quinalexander2580
      @quinalexander2580 8 лет назад +3

      +Dullapan xDD Idk if you already know who it is but I'm pretty sure he was talking about Onision (his real name is Greg) who has thrown shade at Mark and like every RUclipsr on the planet. Not 100% sure but I'm like 96%

  • @davidmoore9288
    @davidmoore9288 8 лет назад +58

    If I lost 20 IQ I would be in the negatives 😂😂

    • @skullgen2215
      @skullgen2215 7 лет назад +1

      same with every one esle here

    • @samdiabolos1858
      @samdiabolos1858 7 лет назад +6

      Lol hey we've got a job opening for Stormtroopers. Join the empire today

    • @davepetasprite7585
      @davepetasprite7585 7 лет назад +1

      Its ok. My IQ is already in the negatives ;)

    • @cesarestrada3619
      @cesarestrada3619 6 лет назад

      If I lost 20 I'd be just Smart not the Smartest in the world

    • @mathewsmith2281
      @mathewsmith2281 6 лет назад +1

      Thank you for being funny and not a genius like apparently 99% of the comment section

  • @BioniclesaurKing4t2
    @BioniclesaurKing4t2 8 лет назад +8

    0:08 What's that? You actually thought you were going to have a _good_ time? (insert Sans joke here)

  • @laurenjones8142
    @laurenjones8142 6 лет назад +6

    mark: i haven't had a birthday party- and that's true
    me: *cries internally and pets my cat* aWWWWHHHH

  • @magicalhalfman4498
    @magicalhalfman4498 8 лет назад +48

    you can have anything you want huh. well i want the power of god. can i have that?

    • @ZombieChicken-X
      @ZombieChicken-X 8 лет назад

      +MagicalHalfman OH SHIT THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED

    • @magicalhalfman4498
      @magicalhalfman4498 8 лет назад +3

      >=)

    • @theprogamer3293
      @theprogamer3293 8 лет назад

      +MagicalHalfman oh snap there's a plot twist :O

    • @sarah.sns.sanmiguel9939
      @sarah.sns.sanmiguel9939 8 лет назад +6

      the last time someone wanted the power of God ...he was banished to eternal damnation then that person made someone else bad and this is how obama is president

    • @alexldc582
      @alexldc582 8 лет назад

      +nicole stephens lol

  • @Yagirlkenzie05
    @Yagirlkenzie05 8 лет назад +4

    " I need to see boobs" -markiplier 2016 😂 8:13

  • @RC-8107
    @RC-8107 8 лет назад +20

    If I lost 20 IQ points I'd be a friggin' dog. xD

    • @MegaAlma19
      @MegaAlma19 8 лет назад

      Lol damn

    • @JCrustii
      @JCrustii 8 лет назад +1

      i would be an inanimate object

    • @Milistaier
      @Milistaier 8 лет назад

      +Diddykong doo I would go in minus and owe them points :D

    • @GigaPhoenix9001
      @GigaPhoenix9001 8 лет назад

      +Yami No Keshin I would be an intelligence black hole of negative space! (Not really I'd still be a black hole but I would have so much massive of intelligence in one spot!)

    • @indominusrexthegenetically1379
      @indominusrexthegenetically1379 8 лет назад +1

      if i lost 20 IQ points id be...id...be......id be me! XD

  • @natetso3307
    @natetso3307 7 лет назад

    So many of these ones where you can have anything you wish for or want or whatever are so easy to get around. Just wish for ultimate power and mold the universe to your whim!

  • @muffintoon3911
    @muffintoon3911 8 лет назад +91

    1:45 read the coment at the bottom, 46 YEARS AGO

    • @neauxb7847
      @neauxb7847 8 лет назад

      woah

    • @DJayFreeDoo
      @DJayFreeDoo 8 лет назад +1

      +Alethea Lorenzo Perhaps that can be done by changing the date on your pc.

    • @muffintoon3911
      @muffintoon3911 8 лет назад

      +FreeDooMusic maybe

    • @deadaccount1324
      @deadaccount1324 8 лет назад +6

      46 years ago = 1970
      Unix Time started then

    • @met877
      @met877 8 лет назад +5

      It's a glitch on the site some of the comments change to 46 years ago

  • @michaeljcaboose1152
    @michaeljcaboose1152 8 лет назад +63

    If my IQ drops 20 points, my IQ would be -

    • @jhojanezf
      @jhojanezf 8 лет назад

      Damn

    • @elewis6622
      @elewis6622 8 лет назад

      +jhojanezf lol

    • @Efreeti
      @Efreeti 8 лет назад

      +Raiden Carlson I have to admit, that was my first thought. Lowest IQ test result I've ever received was 116, highest 144. My results probably average over 130. I'm not saying I'm a genius, I feel like IQ score mostly just is a measure of how good you are at taking IQ tests. Some people are really smart but don't have the aptitude or interest in logic puzzles to score highly on those tests.

    • @LizardKingTF2Halo174
      @LizardKingTF2Halo174 8 лет назад +1

      +Raiden Carlson 21

    • @espalorp3286
      @espalorp3286 8 лет назад +5

      The IQ test was meant to find people that were struggling so we could help them, but now we find it gives people large ego boosts.
      Win?

  • @ari_chaser
    @ari_chaser 8 лет назад +71

    The world is already a barren dystopian hellhole, we really have nothing to lose by pressing that button.

    • @arcanist6
      @arcanist6 8 лет назад

      true

    • @irvin5294
      @irvin5294 8 лет назад +9

      Need a hug?

    • @Siphlex
      @Siphlex 8 лет назад +4

      +Ariana Matty at least this barren dystopian hellhole has internet.

    • @Paintplayer1
      @Paintplayer1 8 лет назад

      +Please don't reply Yeah, what a drama queen.

    • @ari_chaser
      @ari_chaser 8 лет назад +2

      Psycho yis
      ***** lolz just because you have it good doesn't mean the rest of the world is in the same boat. :3

  • @zachaboss
    @zachaboss 3 года назад

    4:32 Loophole! Your first wish is that every person you know continues to live normally after your three wishes (or in a more subtle way, you wish them a lengthy and wealthy life).
    The genie must grant you your wish, since it isn't against the rules, and can't kill anybody since it would interfere with your wish.

  • @shadower227
    @shadower227 8 лет назад +4

    "I blew up detroit for a piece of cake" - markiplier
    dreamworks pls make a movie about this

  • @Sonicsgirl13
    @Sonicsgirl13 8 лет назад +6

    can someone draw Mark with every bit of his hair standing up and make him look like a hedge, please? xD

  • @SixtoStreet
    @SixtoStreet 8 лет назад +4

    Time to watch another video of a man pressing a button for 12:45
    *LET'S DO THIS!*

  • @marzz_5887
    @marzz_5887 4 года назад +3

    10:39 me: presses the button...
    and nothing of value was lost.

  • @MeekersMadhouse
    @MeekersMadhouse 8 лет назад +70

    I have 180 IQ and no one can prove otherwise

  • @gracegillease398
    @gracegillease398 8 лет назад +72

    NO NO NO NO I WANT MY HAMSTERS TO LIVE

    • @markiplier
      @markiplier  8 лет назад +32

      +Grace Gillease TOO BAD SO SAD

    • @Mattodiablo3
      @Mattodiablo3 8 лет назад

      +Markiplier will you ever do something in Ireland with Jack ?

    • @bellebear6311
      @bellebear6311 8 лет назад

      +Markiplier I would do something productive but I would have to stop watching you

    • @claire88058
      @claire88058 8 лет назад

      +Markiplier mark play undertale or the comments will drown u

    • @konoskubos1641
      @konoskubos1641 8 лет назад

      +Grace Gillease but what if that person eats other ppls hamsters?

  • @jamesking4736
    @jamesking4736 8 лет назад +22

    you can have anything you want BUT your trapped in a dome for eternity well thats easy YES because if you want everything everyone you know spawns in with you, you'll be immortal and have super powers and you will have all the sexy ladys and men you want! DONE DEAL!

    • @302-z5s
      @302-z5s 8 лет назад

      +James King, yea and you can make the dome surround the earth and, if yer trapped in the dom then it would have to be unbreakable or you could escape. so meteors cant penetrate it. you could prevent doomsday!

    • @tacocactuscomedy4876
      @tacocactuscomedy4876 8 лет назад

      +302laxandairsoft true.

    • @frizzyo
      @frizzyo 8 лет назад

      +James King guess you're no adventurer

    • @jamesking4736
      @jamesking4736 8 лет назад

      frizzyo who says you cant have a adventure when your a immortal trapped in a dome? you can always try to escape and take over the universe.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 8 лет назад

      +James King What if you wanted to be out of the dome? :O

  • @ZleepyGirl
    @ZleepyGirl 7 лет назад

    2:08
    I'd press it.
    The people I wanna meet in life, I haven't already met and the people I have met won't have the memory of meeting me now and I can restart with all the knowledge I have now on how to make myself not look like an idiot and have 0 friends.

  • @JonathanSladkoTV
    @JonathanSladkoTV 8 лет назад +6

    Plot twist, for Markiplier this website is productive.

  • @shneepz1016
    @shneepz1016 8 лет назад +51

    2:41 is that a Mirai nikki reference?

  • @gwendolynkimes2798
    @gwendolynkimes2798 8 лет назад +10

    Mark, you already ARE the sexiest person alive.

  • @Cannonbolt101
    @Cannonbolt101 6 лет назад +2

    Mark “I’m a force for good!”
    Me “says the guy who blew up Detroit for cake”

  • @jasonlawson5308
    @jasonlawson5308 8 лет назад +23

    with the wishes one your wishes could be... 1. wish that nobody would die when you made wishes 2. (assuming these 3 wishes are from a genie )wish that genies could grant the wish of an unlimited amount of wishes but only if you wished for it (because other people could potentially fuck up the world in a multitude of ways with that power) 3. wish for an unlimited amount of wishes (and after that revive the person that died because of the first wish)

    • @jasonlawson5308
      @jasonlawson5308 8 лет назад +3

      then you can have anything you want no matter what it was

    • @jasonlawson5308
      @jasonlawson5308 8 лет назад +3

      for free too

    • @somebody1132
      @somebody1132 7 лет назад

      Jason Lawson easier way wish for infinite genies

    • @c0dingn00b7
      @c0dingn00b7 7 лет назад

      but then u'd need to make the first wish all over again with the new genie and revive the person after, assuming you want to do that, so you'd only get one wish per genie. With his set up you get an unlimited amount of wishes off one genie. plus genies like to fuck you over and you never specified a timeframe in which the genies would come so you're kinda gonna get fucked either way.

  • @PurpleCow-bu5nh
    @PurpleCow-bu5nh 8 лет назад +13

    If I lost 20 points, I would have no IQ

  • @TheTopazChannel
    @TheTopazChannel 8 лет назад +4

    Say "spoilers" after telling is like saying "catch" after throwing. It helps nothing! :O

    • @TheTopazChannel
      @TheTopazChannel 8 лет назад

      Saying*

    • @Samziel1
      @Samziel1 8 лет назад +1

      +TheJester More like after the ball has hit someone in the face

    • @hunterirey920
      @hunterirey920 8 лет назад

      +TheJester That analogy is flawed at best. You can still catch something thrown at you even if the person tells you to catch just after throwing. But you can't choose to simply unhear spoilers because someone said it too late. Also he was saying spoilers jokingly. I think after a movie has been out for more then a decade, it's fair game.

    • @TheTopazChannel
      @TheTopazChannel 8 лет назад

      Hunter Irey If I throw something BEFORE YOU SEE IT then saying catch after it hit you doesn't help. You get the point. I shouldn't have to explain this.

    • @kittyy1aj705
      @kittyy1aj705 8 лет назад

      +TheJester just edit your comment

  • @philipgrantham9608
    @philipgrantham9608 7 лет назад +30

    couldn't the small animals be cooked chicken? or fish? or maybe pork? I would be fine with that!

    • @fletcharn8205
      @fletcharn8205 6 лет назад +1

      And bacon makes everything better

    • @jerryseinfeild8399
      @jerryseinfeild8399 5 лет назад

      It’s probably a squirrel or birds something gross

    • @cilantromcghee3092
      @cilantromcghee3092 4 года назад +1

      Compared to a planet, a cow is pretty small.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 года назад

      I mean, pretty much anyone that's not a vegetarian or vegan already does this anyway, so what would be the big deal.