100 DIFFERENT WAYS TO COME OUT ...ALMOST
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- So many of you have requested another skit, so here you go! Sorry it took a while, hehe.
I figured that it'd be appropriate to make one about different ways to come out, as it is currently pride month and all. Many people ask me how to do it as well, so maybe you can take something from this video? Like the "serious" part at the end. Or maybe the parachute thing. It's up to you. You could also just send someone the link ;))
I really hope you liked this video, and that getting flour all over my kitchen was worth it :P Please let me know your thoughts on this down below, and if you have any other ideas for skits I could make in the future (or things you just want me to simply sit down and talk about. I'm happy to do that too!)
Also, I recently got a new microphone and I'm still trying to figure it out. Sorry for slight "static" in the background in certain clips. Hope it's not too bad!
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Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out
Jason Farnham - Locally Sourced
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How to come out
1. Put a green suit on
2. Get on a table
3. Jump off the table and yell I'm gay.
S P O N G E B O B FBI yes
YES
S P O N G E B O B FBI yuhhhhhh
👌 perfect
Oh I know what you’re taking about XD
Me: I'm gay...
Dad: *breaths harshly*
Mom: Oh no..
Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD!
This made me laugh so hard! XD
LMAO
Flowers are Super Yummy and now I'm suing for new lungs... Roflmao
THAT WOULD SO BE MY DAD 😂
Dad jokes
Why is nobody talking 'bout the fact that he's so good at singing?
Ikr
why is there a need too that is totally devoid of the entire message of the video
yeah what
he really sings so good, rigth?
guaytar
“When will you get a girlfriend”
Me, an aroace: “I won’t get an anything“
AYY ANOTHER AROACE!
I’ll get a number 8 xl extra cheese extra tomato no lettuce with cheesy fries on the side (large) and a xl root beer
Imagine getting no lettuce cringe person I’m gonna dislike your comment because ur so cringe and bad why would u order a boiger with no no lettuce dumb
@@billygersunwhet4388 what-
@Matthew Murray oh, ok 😂
Was kinda confused
My friends older sister came out in her yearbook because her quote was "my grades may be straight but I'm not" and then put the picture of it on instagram with the caption "something's had to come out in those six years"
lol love it
whY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS
Wanna hear a joke?
"Sure".
I'm gay..
Alright wanna hear that joke now?
Have you said the joke yet?
I need to tell my friends this
Im in a paradox
Ok, heres a joke: the chances of me being straight!
It been 2 months still no joke...
imagine your parents still thinking you are straight after all of these attempts....I-
They say it's just a phase 😩🤝
@@beanhead7632 😂😂😂😂😐
@@beanhead7632 why is this so me? Thats one of the reasons why i still dont know whenever i should call myself les or bi!
My mum: You're too young to have a boyfriend
Me, a struggling pansexual with a girlfriend that she doesn't know about: *mhm-*
Update: *she knows-*
Are u alive ??
@@gray2034 yEp
@@bonesby__ well then good 👍
SAME except I'm lesbian :D
“I’m gay”
“....I know”
Literally the story of my life
i want that to be how it goes for me so bad.
That happened to me. Lol
Not for me
Your name is beautiful
Same to my bff but I am bi
can i have the ukulele version of the "i'm gay" song? I WANNA LEARN IT.
U can probably look for the notes and try to compare it with ur ukulele
Me too
the Thomas Sanders I'm Gay song?
@@crompson I think they are talking about the song in the video. But who wouldn't want to learn how to play that song!
@@mollycolegrove398 thanks, and IKR
My mom: you’re a girl
Trans boy: *pulls out uno reverse card*
UNO!!!!!!!!
Ace Animates ♻️
My mom: boys vs girls (in a game)
Me (a trans boy): sits on boys side
My mom: ???
IMA DO THAT
No u
Dad: "I'll tell your mom that one"
Mom who actually got it:🗿
🗿
🗿
🗿
Oh hey Asahi!
@@WhoeverIWantToBe. sup bokuto-san
(Actual coming out story)
Me: hey mom
Her: yeah?
Me: I think I like girls
Her: oh cool
I bet your face was just like
. _ .
_ _ _
. _ .
"k lmfao"
Omg she was so chill
The texting Version would be “k lol”
I'm Pan and I just when up to her and said Mom I'm Pansexual. I had to explain what it meant, but she didn't really care that much
i feel like if i come out as bi my parents will say “you’re either gay or straight”
Mr. Fahrenheit SAME HER
I came out to my parents, while my girlfriend hugged me. Then I said "Mum, we are a couple"
My mum: We will talk about this
Later: It is fine.
Mr. Fahrenheit yeah
Anyone want to be my bi friend
@@mcrkilljoy1193 random question, is your profile picture supposed to look like a bi flag or is that a coincidence? I would assume that you did that on purpose but I was just wondering
The t shirt part reminded me of Heathers "I love my dead gay son".
Alyra R
Oh my fricking god.
Same Alyra R
Same
omg a Heathers fan!!!! eeeeeeee!
Dang dang digity dang dang
My mom: no bfs
Me: I like girls
My mom: no boys or girls
Me, being pan: oooo u clearly didn't think this through
enbys ;)
My gfs parents said no boys or girls
*me, waltzes through the door while doing finger guns and eating bread*
Me being bi and an enby: wHoOpS
@Gloomy Chicken FHWJFJRJDJFC 😭
@kqro ooooh edge lord
"Let's get something straight, I'm not"
I am ashamed to say I laughed so hard I cried.
"Just kidding I'm just gay"
I scared my dog, he peed. 😂
lmfao
How to come out to your parents:
1. Create a groupchat called "The Closet"
2. Add your parents
3. Leave the groupchat
*Steve has left 'The Closet'*
Lol
Ur so smart
Steve Harrington Steve is clearly gay
*HE KISSED JONATHON FOR A PHOTOSHOOT*
😂
IM READING THIS BEFORE THE VID AND IM JUST GONNA USE THIS RATHER THEN WATCH THE VIDEO. Well that’s not true I’m still gonna watch but like you know
Lol
Dad: "You're not aloud to get a boyfriend"
Me: gets girlfriend*
Dad:
*Surprised Pikachu face*
Why so relatable though.
Lol
Cheatcode 😂
🤣
Story of my life uwu
Me: "mom I'm attracted to pans"
Mom; "how there an object"
Me: "nothing I'm joking"
Me pov: "este idiota"
I'm portuguese, "este idiota" means that idiot
@@mafaldabrazao423 It also means this idiot in spanish
I'm pan. . .
Does your mom consider me an object
@@ren-mx6gj same lol
HAHAHHAHA
Are we just gonna ignore his amazing singing???
EXACTLY
anonymous commenter no
yeet egg
No it's beautiful
Nope
I legit thought that the girl was one of your friends. God I feel so stupid.😂🤣
OHH SHIT HAHAHAHA
It took me 4 min to get it 😂
Wait it's not
Oh...
My Old Friend Life Same
When I watched this at 10 years old I should've known I was gay
NOO ASHHHH
Are you still gay?
@@flawyerlawyertv7454 very.
Lmao re- *wait a minute that's Ash...*
@@maddox3754 Me too! :)
Me not realizing the girl is actually Kovu: •_•
WHA-
Ikr?! It took me a second
@kqro dude....why are you always on gay stuff like are you gay and just don't know 🐸
@kqro yea no thanks, begone.
Hahaha i was looking through the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one. I didn't even realize until the very end. •_• ngl kovu as a girl is super cute. also just him as a boy
People:*telling how they came out to their family*
Me:I came out to my mom at a McDonalds
SERIOUSLY I DID THE EXACT SAME THING I WAS EATING MY BURGER AND I WAS LIKE "oh yeah I like girls" AND SHE SAID "oh cool I dated a girl before" REEEEE
CancerousGacha lucky😞,i wish my mom would accept me,But she’s homophobic ,i haven’t come out yet and i’ve been gay For almost a year now,àd What’s bas is that My ENTIRE family is homophobic (Cousins ,Aunts,...)so if i come out and i get kicked out,i’ll have nowhere to go😱(i’m 14 btw)
@@Yesmypfpismeirl im 15 and im in trouble too, hope they accept us.
i came out as pan/bi(im questioning now) in my mums car on the way home from a walmart while toxic by britney spears was playing >:D
Loool that is so funny 😂
**kicks down door**
*IM GAY*
Did you mean : Phil lesters coming out video
Thats Questionable me telling my family
Ehem.
**Comes out of the pantry**
I'M PAN
Jessica Candy that is how I’m coming out to my sister and mom
Jessica Candy 😂😂
1989 : We'll have flying cars in the futur
2019:*baking cakes with "im gay" written on the top*
Theres nothing wrong with that?!
1989: we'll have flying cars in the future
2019: people comment terrible jokes about gay cakes on RUclips
;)
Velkovska Sanja It’s better though
You know, I couldn't think straight in class. I normally have trouble thinking straight.
Explains why I'm gay.
Or you could make a group chat and call it "closet" and then leave the chat
I’m as straight as my hips
Imma sexy b*tch
I don’t get it
@@mistmango7881 It will then say '[your name here] has left _the closet_
@@maddanoface1365 I tried it with my friends as well and they didn't get it😂
thats genius
Mom: “Haha, you’ll have a little baby one day-“
*”um no I won’t...”*
I’m possibly aroace. I’m 13 and have never had a crush, don’t think people are “cute”, and can’t really sympathize with people who have gone through breakups
And that is where adoption comes in!
@Priya S yeah pls don't make it a hashtag. i'm not saying your fooling yourself, i'm just saying your being dumb.
ikr she always goes *AhEm* yOu WiL hAvE A cHiLd oNe DaY
in my head: I'm bi and I lean more towards women they only way I will date boy is *drumroll please*
if he looks like Levi Ackerman and makes my last name Ackerman and there so I have a very low chance of having children actually I doubt there is a guy that looks and sounds like Levi and if there is I bet his name isn't Levi Ackerman
Lmao same
"your mom is big boned and beautiful now go to your room" I spit my coffee everywhere. best video by far.
Lilly Cat
Yep
I was lucky: I just told my mother and she understood everything...
о, это круто.
@@liliari9747 да, он ане против.
@Ula Siembida Best thing to do 🎖🎖🎖
мододчина
@Ula Siembida same
using this to actually come out seems legit even though I'm probably not gonna come out till I know my identity fully
jimin
Emo Band Trash why is my bias everywhere
just remember, WHO you are is more important than WHAT you are. You dont need 100 labels or even super complicated ones.
i feel u
Emo Band Trash Army
Me coming out:
"Hey mom can I talk to you?"
Her: "yeah sure wassup?"
"I'm Bi."
Her: "cool so am I."
"cool.....wait what?"
OMG LMAO
I sat at my door and yelled "I'M GAY" at my parents, found out that my dad is a homophobe... Fun
You sat your door? What does that even mean?
Mattronic oh I feel so sorry for you
Hows has that been? I'm so, sorry...
Mattronic 😂 thats so sad...
What’s that
the way i came out
me: Hey dad, i'm BI *leaves room*
dad: Ok bye sweetie (he didn't understand lol)
Now I really wanna come out that way 😀thanks
I would use that, but my language is too different :_)
I'm coming out this way
but i'm pan..
@@casey4429 then say im a pan
How to come out as gay.
You: you know what's pretty gay?
Them: what?
You: me!
That’s a good one
I’m using this one
Mic drop
"Mom I'm gay."
"Yeah me too."
"Ok co- what?"
Ņīçøłąs Mąřťīņəż Lol, wut
I love you.
What a plot twist
Boog Butt aww I love u 2.
Yo wTs up kidz
Ņīçøłąs Mąřťīņəż
I said to my parents: "I'm gay!"
Parents: "... Like... Happy?"
Me *a person who is Pansexual* : "I'm Pansexual!"
Them: "You're attractive to PANS!?"
That's why I can't come out to them
Mom: You got me a gift!
Boy: Yeah! Read what it says!
Mom: “I love my gay son”...
Boy: So..?
Mom: Y O U G O T M E A N E X T R A L A R G E
Are u a boy and gay?
That mom clearly already knew. Lol
@@randomweeb2972 its a skit
@@pepesitoyo1943 ik
*E X T R A L A R G E*
I'll write "I'm gay" in a cup and have coffee with him ... in front of my parents .... IT WILL WORK??
I wanna know also
update??
did it go well?
what happened???
What happened?
Play hide and seek with the person you're coming out to. When they find you in the closet scream at the top of your lungs "I'M GAY" and bolt out of the room.
Ok I'll try it xD
F I DID THIS TO MY BEST FRIEND HE JUST STOOD THERE AND WAS LIKE oh ok its your turn to seek
Yeah but you have to hide in the closet
OMG that is genius! Thank you so much! Need to do that now. Not actually now but maybe some day
IMA DO THAT THANK YOU!!!!!
Me, watching this a few years ago as a straight chick: "holy shit, if i was gay i would be sooo anxious to come out"
Also me, coming here a few years later searching for the painless way to come out: "the mug one seems the best"
LMAOOO SAME
My idea is to
1: Make small wooden cupboard
2: Paint pink, purple, and blue
3: Write “I’m androgyne” inside
4: Run away and live with the coyotes
@@walllyisbestbird5227 AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH I THINK IM GONNA STOLE UR IDEA
sameeeeee but im going to do the exam one
I feel called out rn
heres an idea ,, say “im gay” and if it goes wrong say “no i meant gay as in happy”
The classic blunder
unoriginal. very unoriginal.
@@lilalane8738 but helpful
@@lilalane8738 *that moment you've never heard of it before*
Well I’m gonna let my emojis do the talking on this one and 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Holy shit I thought the girl was an actual person until you said you were a guy dressed as a girl wow I'm not very bright.
Elani Scott SAAAME
Elani Scott TRUEEEE i think id have had better chances at math!
same tho
Elani Scott its okay..
that was him? o.o
Me: mom I’m bi
My mom: ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE-
My mom would probably say the same thing lmaoo😭😂
When I came out to my mother she really said "it's because of what you watch on the internet" so
@@puppyshoujo yes maybe because they even think BTS or just kpop is gay 😔 sigh...
Lmao
Ah yes heavy metal and emo stuff made me pansexual
Just realized that the girl is the same dude 😂😂
mE tOo
😂
What??????
NO WAY
What what!
dad: your not getting a bf till ur 18
me: *fake laughing*
my brother: she can date a woman *joking*
me: *stays quiet knowing hes joking*
my dad: hah *walks away*
me: goes upstairs into room to overthink things
(true story-)
Parents be like: ur not allowed to get a girlfriend
Me, realising I am now free to get a boyfriend:
XD
@@MrCrowsNest fancy seeing you here
@@elliotphantomhive3318 *Villians gotta stay connected*
@@MrCrowsNest indeed we do. Though im a vigilante i have connections with heros and villans.
😳
I- never thought of it that way…
Me, seeing the girl: 😳😳 she's really pretty
Everyone in the comments: Wow I can't believe he was the girl
Me: h u h
Gagagagagga 😂😂😂😂😂
Same
Exactly!
W o t
Wait what
I took me fckin 2 years to realize the girl is just him...
you are slower as the average... congrats...!
Bruh same
WAIT- IT IS?
WAIT WHAT I-
Wait what but- how? What?!? Wow
OMG I THOUGHT THE GIRL WAS A DIFFERENT PERSON
Imagine. Schleich wAIT WHAT
tbh, same
Same...
ITS A TRAP!!!
ME TOO!!! Oh shit....
I THOUGHT THAT ACTUALLY WAS A GIRL
gaylord 666 *SAME LOL* 😅
Oh wait... that’s him?!
gaylord 666 same here lol
Me too
my friends: *joking about gays (in a nice way)*
My friend: haha I'm gay! joking
me: hahah I'm gay. no kidding.
my friends:...?
me: yea I'm pretty gay.
them: okay
half the friend group: same.
~thats how half of my friend group came out as LGBTQ+ QWQ~
HAHA. I wanna come out soon. One of my friends has been hinting at me that he’s gay. I have *FAT* crush on him. I hope he feels the same lol
@@user-ue3pl2gf4o you can come out when ever you feel ready! Just don’t come out to your parents if you think it can cause some problems.. I came out to my parents/brother and they were not supportive at all…. But that doesn’t mean it will happen to you! Also good luck with your crush 😏😏
This is so funny lol.
Me and my girlfreind are going to make lesbain flags
And run around the house screming: WE ARE LESBAIN!!!!! Haha wish us luck.
Edit- nevermind we are not we both chickened out :')
Aaaw you really should do it
You should try again :)
Me:"I'm as straight as a ruler"
My gay friends:😮
Me:"You do know bendy rulers exist right?!"
My gay friends: "Ohhhhhh!"
Joseph Pendzich lol my friend group started off with 9 of us straights and one bi girl... now it's like 5 LGBT+ and 5 straights and none of us realised that (so far) five of us had instinctively clubbed together😂
@Potter Nerd I'm pan so it would work for me to
So ur bi?
@@ace_love_3891
No I'm gay
@@Kitty-qc3th no because I'm gay
Parents: When are you getting a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Me: **laughs in aroace**
HAHAHA another aroace I have searched far and wide 😌👍
My friend: I'm as straight as the A's in my report
Me: So you're gay?
My friend: Yep
Me: Cool
Roshni Ormston Thanks this is how I’m coming out to my friends 😂❤️ I’m not joking I’m doing this next month
Roshni Ormston This is actually my reaction😂
@@rat3661 i dare you
Fantdm Fan of Dan You bet I am 😂
@@rat3661 lol
Me: mum, dad, I’m bi
Parents: what’s that
Me: (explains)
Parents: it’s just a phase you’ll get over it it’s fine your normal
Me: (trying to explain how it’s not a phase)
Parents: whatever you say
Me a few weeks later... gets a bf
Parents: I knew it was a phase
Your parents are kind of dumb tbh-
put your parents in rice
Put them in rice
Rice is the answer to all
Same my mom thinks you can choose your sexuality-
Accurate depiction of me baking
Mujigay Memes Used you for inspiration
Kovu is a unicorn I WISH I WAS COOL ENOUGH TO BE INSPIRATION
Mujigay Memes I'm even worse at baking then that what Kovu showed in the video ....
TBH SAME THOUGH
Kovu tried though, he tried. Btw I literally can't bake either, I mean if you count scrambled eggs as cooking.
My dad (joking): No boyfriend until 15!
Me: *gets a girlfriend*.
My dad: ...
Me: :)
My dad: :)
Me in family dinner: *I’m as straight as a rainbow*
Mom: “Insert acted surprised face”
Dad: You’re still to young to date
Older brother: but rainbows are curv-
Grandma: Honey, did I ever told you I’m bi?
Lil sister: *wink*
“Best friend”: *Blushes in gay*
Hey my grandmas bi to as is my grandfather and my mom no one in my family cares ab my sexuality
Pansexual Bean
That seems nice, my grandma isn’t really bi, I just randomly say it for a ‘funny comment’
I actully live in a religious family, the comment wouldn’t be their actual reactions
Shove some Skittles in someone's hand, lean in close, and say "Have you tasted the rainbow yet? I have."
The older brother gets an r/woooosh for that.
*blushes in gay*
2:41 tastes the ingredients : "s**t that's salt"
אמי שחר שם עברי חמוד
@@soapydragon5741 תודה
Speak english loser
Super G I reported you cause you can’t go around saying speak English
@@smalltallcos6812 Spreak English JewBag
Me: Comes out
Parents: **gasp-**
Me: Goes back in and locks door
XD
I would give you a hug :3 *hug*
Lmao I get it
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I cant stop looking at your hair...
its so fluffy...
i love it
Sydney fluff
Sydney fluffy
Fluffers
fluffy fluff fluff
Liv Hiyori fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff flufffffffffff
oh i got one!
me: hey mom!
mom: hey what's up?
me: i'm as straight as this stick
*proceeds to break the stick in half*
I'm doing this lol
I want to do this
My coming out story:
Me: Mom, I think I might be bisexual.
My mom: Are you sure? Ok.
**Two years later**
Me: Mom, I’m pansexual !
My mom: ok, can you do the dishes?
**Six months later**
Me: Mom...?
My mom: Yes? You’ve changed your sexuality again?
Me: Hummm... Yeah I’m Omnisexual actually.
My mom: Okay... ARE YOU SURE THIS TIME??
MY TOO!! 😁😁
My : I bi ... i pan ...I OMNI!!
Moon draw
OMNI SQUAD 💜🖤💙
What is omnisexual
Random Person
Attraction to all genders without being gender-blind.
To put it in a fun way, imagine a rainbow.
Pan people are fully colourblind and only see one big chunk of white. They like white.
Omni people see every single colour and they like each one. (Or maybe like one or a few a bit more but still like every colour)
@@friendlyfrog8319 good imagery
How I came out:
1: got a girlfriend
2: Told my family
3: my family told everyone they knew
XD
Lol
Lol that's what I'm gonna do I was already thinking how XD
Wanted too do that. You know how hard it is too get a girlfriend😂
@@caithlinvanelmpt2725 hehe it is I got one like 6 hours ago ^^ but I'm not bragging lol just so you don't thing I am 😁
Little story time:
My friends parents told her she wasn't allowed a boyfriend until she was 14 so she got a GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD😂(she is bi btw)
Wait a minute... That girl was YOU!!!!???
flippin out SSSSHHIT!!!!!!!!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??
flippin out OML
SHIT
XDDDDD
IT IS
*damit I'm Muslim*
I'm jelous he can do eyeliner better than me
Alternative option: just come home one day with a date like it’s normal and have them realize then.
That’s what I’m planning to do if I ever get a girl- (witch I prob won’t-) TvT
Same here, if i do like girls which i am pretty sure is at least a partial yes and i actually manage to date anyone, then i will tell my parents coz otherwise i feel like they won't believe me
My mum: What is it
Me: I think I’m lesbian..
Her: it’s just a phase
*a year later*
Me: it was just a phase
Her: I knew it
Me: because I’m B I S E X U A L
Mina ashodo
I was the exact same but in reverse
lol haha
YAS
Uno reverse card
I remember watching this a year ago thinking I would never have to come out because I thought I was straight...haha how things change
Same sweetie (I'm bi)
@@magorzataogorek1542 I'm pan
@@Ellie-hu9gj sweet
@@magorzataogorek1542 it's torture everyone's so cute
Saaaammmmmeeee tho
Just text them
“mom, i have to tell you something”
“yo im gay”
Ellie The Pupper I did that
Ellie The Pupper ty i will do that.
wtf how did this get so many likes um ok
My coming out story was funny
mom:are you gay
me:yup
mom:ok cool
that was the least awkward conversation we had tbh
My coming out to my friends story:
Me: boys are pieces of crap, I’m gay
My friend: oh yay
*silence*
Me: I have brownies in the fridge
The kingdom Of squidwards Lmao
@@lesfrog649 XD
My coming out story would be like this
Me: I'm gay
Parents: what does that mean
Me: I like men
Parents: *kick me out of the house*
@@lesfrog649 can I have a brownie.....
Wait
What if you did
All of them together !
Eek
Dekoki Shoto 🤯
destruction
🤯
*HOW*
Here’s an idea:
So you go inside your closet and then you tell your parents your in the closet. If they have common sense they will say “well come out of the closet”(duh) and as you come out you scream your sexuality
Ps this is not tested
I actually might use this to come out...
I did and now my parents whenever they see my friends they say SHES PAN AND PROUUUUUD!
I wish I did that
My friend tried this... Didn't work lol
I’m a claustrophile (i like small spots) and i like staying in my closet. My dad walked in and said “you gotta come out of the closet eventually” I just started at him. He chuckled when he walked off. I feel like he knows i’m pan...
Then we have me
Crying to my mum because lockdown is awful
She's like
"Anything else?"
_proceeds to tell her all my secrets including my preferred name which I was planning on telling her wayy later_
_I'm smart_
same
Daughter: I’m lesbian
Dad: That’s ok :)
Mom: Me too ;D
Dad: tf?
Omg
Mom: sorry I'm breaking up with you cuz im lesbian
Ok that’s tough.
I’m lesbian
I thought you were American
Dad: Does anyone in this house like men?
Son: I am
Here's how my cousin came out
His mom: Alex where are the beach towels?
Alex(my cousin): They're in the closet, like me.
That actually happened I'm not kidding lol
Melina Z. *grabs towels* oh, looks like we're out now.
I did the same thing. My name is Alex and my cousins name is melenia too!!
A LEGEND
Melina Z. Oml. Savage.
Hey honey
My friend: cuts a piece of paper
Also her : yeah pretty straight
Me:.......
Also me: uNliKe mE!!!
And that’s how everyone in my class found out
The decision between a great gay joke and not comming out randonly is pretty hard
I would take the paper and use the swivel scissors that makes shapes or rip the paper very badly
Okie Donkey
How my class found out that I’m lesbian
We were in science and the boy in front of me turned around
The teacher says to the boy ‘stop flirting’
The boy reply’s with ‘but she’s gay’
And yeah
( I don’t know how the boy found out )
My story was:
Teacher: this line isnt straight
Me: its straigter that me
Everyone: *shooketh*
T¬T
My cousin was in class once and ripped a piece of paper and her friend was like
"Wow that was pretty gay"
and she replied with
"I know, it didn't even tear straight"
“Good one,ill tell your mom that one”
I WHEEZED
A friend of mine came out by insulting her mom's parking
Friend: wow mom I'm straighter than your parking
Mom:I don't know weather to focus on the fact you insulted my parking or that you came out.
Friend: mom I......
Mom: my parking isn't that bad
Wait... Was the mom's parking straight? Did the friend come out as straight?
@@SeriouslySeriousGrim probably meant that the moms parking wasn't straight at all... Wait it still doesn't make sense
Yeah this doesn’t make sense
It would make more sense if you said, wow mom you’re parking is straighter than I am
Lol I wanna do this but I think I'm bi so idk if it will work
My coming out story:
Haha good joke i never came out
Same.
I cant anyways cause I'm confused
Same-
Neither did I, and I never will.
That is so relatable
Haha same
I have another idea for you:
*Play the I'm gay meme*
If I'm able to tell my parents, I'll do that as well. But idk if it will work since I'm a girl.
ARMY ❤️
**having a nice family dinner**
Me:
**climbs on table**
Mum:
"POTATO GET OF THE TABLE"
Me:
**jumps of table** "I'M GAY" **Continues eating dinner casually**
*Genius* …
Me coming out:
Me: mom I think I like girls and boys
Mom: Who asked?
/(ò.ó)
My mom: No boyfriend until you’re 18!
Me: *Gets girlfriend*
My mom: 👁👄👁
me: i'm lesbian
my parents: i thought you were american
Inga Muszyńska do you not know the vine?
@@filthykid7069 in Lesbo, the Greek Island😅
@@filthykid7069 Lebanon 😂
I’d love to visit Lesbiland, but I’m actually from Gayland
I saw you on another video XD
Lets get something straight..
*I'M NOT*
Lol me every time someone says i like a boy
Sheriff Rubes yass
Lol people think I have a boyfriend when I say I'm taken but I have a gf XD
@@auntiemorales3393 Dude, my coworker asked me if had a boyfriend and I said "No, but I have a girlfriend." And he's like, "You mean girlfriend, or like girlfriend-girlfriend?" 😂
me coming out:
me: "hey daddy"
Dad: "yeah?"
me: "you love me right?"
Dad: "yes..?? why would you say that??"
Me: "I'm bisexual"
Dad: "no your not"
Me: "what...?"
Dad: "I said no your not"
Me: "what do you mean?"
Dad: "because that Isn't real. I know you feel like you are attached to girls but..in reality that doesn't exist."
:')
@Bianca Ladd Thank you!
Damn... I'm sorry
That reminded me of the "I say/ doing this because I love you." When in reality, they can't see someone they know... Coming out of the shell they built for them. Which is toxic.
R.I.P.
Oh.. that seriously sucks. I hope ur ok
My cousin is all like: EVERYBODY HAS A GAY COUSIN!
Me: We don't..... Oh damn..... I'M THE GAY COUSIN!
SAME! XD IM GAY!
Me and my cousin are gay
Me and my cousin is bi haha
I have ONE other cousin who was born before me and she's as straight as a ramp, and so one day god came downnn from the heavens to choose which one of us was gonna be gay, and he pointed to me and said "You, my dear, ARE THE COUSIN!" Before solemnly looking at me with a furrow in his brow and and saying "Remember, with gay powers comes gay responsibility" and wooshing off into the sky.
I don’t have cousins :’v
Can I say I AM LESBIAN and then run away cuz I scared
Can you move out yet?
Yes
I told my friend online I'm bi and instantly logged off.
@@mxmarco6468 sadly no I have 7 years left
@@frederikcronje5954 lol I told my friend i was lesbian over text this is how it went
Me: hey sooo who do you have a crush on in class
Her: ugh you tell me your then mine k
Me: ok
Her: go
Me: ok guess
Her: (names all boys)
Me: nope
Her: ughhh...... Girls?
Me haha.. Ha.. Ha~
Her: ohhh I know who you like (names a friend)
Me: ok ok lets get one thing straight I'm not
Soo yea that went and we talked and I cried
“Cause you have scoliosis” I’ve never related to something more.
I tried to say that I wasn’t straight and my mom made that exact joke 🤣
*Mom, dad, I zodiacally identify myself as an **_Aqueerius_* .
_EDIT: Holy shit so many likes thank you so much._
_Remember, they might say you're different, but we're all Aqueeriuses deep down in our hearts and it's okay to be Virgay._
eyy
Ves Vesso cleaver
HOW DO I DO THIS WHEN IM A PISCES HNNG
Depends on your orientation... Like *Bi* sces.
What can I say? I'm a Virgo. And I'm gay. 😂
I'm a Pangittarius
My brain: i should come out of the closet...
Also my brain: Lol no- Let's find Narnia
I tried that
I have found narnia inside of narnia
True story
mom: what r u doing? Get out of the closet
Me: *steps out of closet* i was looking for Narnia tho
Mom: i thought u were looking for you sexuality.
Me: ...
I think I've found like four layers of Narnia
Where the ACTUAL hell did Narnia come from!? just.. nope gonna go find a place from a random book/movie series instead of telling my parents I am not attracted to the opposite gender :D
Me: hey mom, I'm gay
Mom: yeah I know
Me: what gave it away
Mom: your Bruno Mars and David Bowie obsession
Oml 😂
No matter what gender you are, if you have a crush on David Bowie at some point in your life, you're probably not straight
@@kitcat8716 LMAOOOO
*That moment when you realise that the girl is played by the same person*
I didn't even realise till i read this comment
Avanti Desilva me too
What
Avanti Desilva he said it in the vid twice
Sketch The Art Tiger WHAT!!!!!
When he read what the shirt says, all I could think was
"I love my dead gay son" from Heathers 😂😂
and Peggy
me too
Peggy Sullivan yes I'm not the only one XD
Peggy Sullivan same
Peggy Sullivan Now i see my boys in heaven, and they're tannin by the pool
LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT! IM NOT
*wheezing and choking on chip*
When you start shipping the girl with Kovu and you realize
1. He's gay
2. He's super gay
3. The girl is actually him
Edit: This just applies to me but: 4. You realise this comment isn't even real because he's pan
Edit: I would thank you guys for the likes, but I know people are more likely to not like when you sound like you're desperate
AnnabethNeeds 2MeetHermione this happened to me
WHAT?!
But..he said that he's bi
AnnabethNeeds 2MeetHermione He is Pan
omg i thought that was his friend
*Me coming out to my sis*
Me: I’m as straight as this ramen
Sis: Me too
Me: :D
Sis: :D
@Bisexual Dolphin Well, the joke is that ramen is not straight it's curly
Bella? * ooohhhhhh
Why do I find this so cute :)
AeroUniverse *spaghetti style ramen*
Ramen is a new sexuality.