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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2016
  • The most painful Disney sequel to sit through. NO...JOKE. Doug screams at Mulan II.
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  • @andrewkful
    @andrewkful 7 лет назад +1388

    "I was screaming so loud, I blew out the mic."
    .....OOOOOOOOOOOoooooohhhh.... FUCK......

    • @GlitchyPresident
      @GlitchyPresident 7 лет назад +33

      andrewkful My reaction, lol XD

    • @garfield15
      @garfield15 7 лет назад +10

      andrewkful SAME. I knew this was gonna be fun

    • @fossilfighters101
      @fossilfighters101 7 лет назад +19

      That made me laugh really hard. What an intro.

    • @Santoryu90
      @Santoryu90 7 лет назад +11

      andrewkful RIP mic

    • @lopresti101
      @lopresti101 7 лет назад +3

      The Mic didn't blow out? When?!

  • @RobBob6197
    @RobBob6197 7 лет назад +2759

    This is the story of a girl. She followed her heart so much that everyone in China died.
    THE END :D

    • @howard7318
      @howard7318 7 лет назад +201

      That didn't help at all. :'(

    • @Gnator8t4
      @Gnator8t4 7 лет назад +50

      Disney at their finest!

    • @flittermouse1233
      @flittermouse1233 7 лет назад +5

      got it!

    • @bloodycowboy5209
      @bloodycowboy5209 7 лет назад +5

      OMG Que sorpresa verte por aquí xD

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn 7 лет назад +10

      If china died, who will make america their bitch in 2020s?

  • @cherriegetison6093
    @cherriegetison6093 7 лет назад +1206

    I'm sure whoever animated Shang's meltdown was just having some fun and was expecting a revision, only for it to be actually approved.

    • @Speems
      @Speems 7 лет назад +144

      Cherrie Getison I guess the animator did it just to say "fuck you" to the director

    • @inaciostudiosmedia229
      @inaciostudiosmedia229 6 лет назад +72

      Or apparently they try to make it look like the faces that Shang makes looks like something out of a Ren and Stimpy episode.

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 5 лет назад +23

      It does actually. NC should use Shang’s angry animation for the next Top 10 F*up video.

    • @Poever
      @Poever 3 года назад +1

      This movie was animated by the Disney Japan studio, so someone from there is at fault

  • @srbarkerchan
    @srbarkerchan 7 лет назад +750

    "This movie can friggin' blow me."
    Hmm...can it blow with all the force of a great typhoon?

    • @nicholasrhodes7759
      @nicholasrhodes7759 7 лет назад +45

      no.....no it can't

    • @honathansoir9282
      @honathansoir9282 7 лет назад +54

      is it as mysterious as the dark side of the moon?

    • @DefinitelyNotAnAlien
      @DefinitelyNotAnAlien 7 лет назад +35

      Or at least with all the strength of a raging fire?

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 7 лет назад +25

      srbarkerchan definitely not swift as a coursing river.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 5 лет назад +18

      Oh will all you BE A MAN. Apologies if one of you is a lady. Then again, considering the movie...

  • @velvet_victor
    @velvet_victor 7 лет назад +1718

    Mulan - Mulan saves China
    Mulan II - Mulan destroys China
    At least the sequel had a different focus.

    • @Quaselfasel
      @Quaselfasel 6 лет назад +67

      Same argument as on The Last Jedi.... "At least it was different" xD

    • @cthulhumetalheart182
      @cthulhumetalheart182 6 лет назад +97

      Mulan III: Mulan becomes the Communist Dictator of China.

    • @ethanhatcher5533
      @ethanhatcher5533 6 лет назад +20

      Mulan zedong

    • @sorra300-
      @sorra300- 6 лет назад +18

      hey it's all about balance XD

    • @DrKFC69
      @DrKFC69 6 лет назад +17

      Mulan IV: Mulan commits suicide

  • @toamatoro570
    @toamatoro570 7 лет назад +2647

    "China is officially destroyed because of this"
    Well, I guess we know why there's no Mulan 3.

    • @whensomethingcriesagain
      @whensomethingcriesagain 7 лет назад +98

      We should have a third one that's about the fall of China, ending with the historically accurate account of... events.

    • @UsonoHoushi
      @UsonoHoushi 7 лет назад +16

      Disney has been adding parts of the real stories recently. That could happen.

    • @bigmacsama
      @bigmacsama 7 лет назад +9

      Nor an interesting tv series that centers around that idea, but heaven forbid cuz we got Mulan smegging it all up cuz "Derpity doo! We're Disney and we're not gonna do either of those things, so DEAL WITH IT!!!!".

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 7 лет назад +28

      Toa Matoro But there's sure gonna be a Mulan reboot! Ha ha ha ha!
      *looks to side* What?
      They really are making a reboot?
      Frack.

    • @thcollegestudent
      @thcollegestudent 7 лет назад +56

      "The year is 2323, the place is Neo-China....the Cyber-Huns are EVERYWHERE"

  • @acinomthecat
    @acinomthecat 7 лет назад +558

    To Mulan 2:
    Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on your cow! Dishonor on your director! Dishonor on your scriptwriter! Dishonor on your producers! Dishonor on your fans! Dishonor on your whole crew! Dishonor on Mushu! Dishonor on Mulan! Dishonor on Shang's animation team! Dishonor on your songs! Dishonor on your moral! Dishonor on your existence!!!

  • @cooldrop02
    @cooldrop02 7 лет назад +547

    I get it. Mushu won. China was plunged into war and he gets to keep his job because Mulan would be on the front lines.

    • @piplup2009
      @piplup2009 7 лет назад +52

      Cooldrop02 I want to see Disney make a sequel out of that, Mulan on the front lines not mushu

    • @anthonyoliva7191
      @anthonyoliva7191 6 лет назад +8

      DrKlRd no, it's downright devious.

    • @ToonReel001
      @ToonReel001 5 лет назад +17

      @Inacio's Second Channel In fairness that was because the ancestors were flanderized jackasses as well. Hell Mushu's whole side story is abruptly mean spirited, in the first film he was just the demoted screw up of the organisation that everyone was still cynical towards, in the second one he's a self absorbed punching bag everyone's thriving to get unceremoniously kicked out. I half expect the cancelled third film to have Mushu such an insufferable dick that the ancestors conspire a murder plot against him.

    • @queenarialya
      @queenarialya 2 года назад

      @@ToonReel001 good thing there is no Mushu in the remake

  • @NoNo-so6vz
    @NoNo-so6vz 7 лет назад +1035

    I just have something to say about this movie: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow!!

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 7 лет назад +344

    when the boyfriend yells at Mulan, it looks like his face is about to explode out of his head like bullets.

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 6 лет назад +13

      Anthony Pulli I burst out laughing as soon as I read this comment

    • @blackbeltmalik
      @blackbeltmalik 5 лет назад +4

      It looks like he's getting drilled in the ass by Kung fu panda.

  • @phantomstrider
    @phantomstrider 7 лет назад +2468

    Definitely among the worst Disney movies. Glad we can agree this one was a major insult to the original.

    • @psychonautmaddy7409
      @psychonautmaddy7409 7 лет назад +67

      Love your videos!

    • @getmario64
      @getmario64 7 лет назад +81

      I agree, this sequel is a complete stupid.

    • @Jonathanest90s
      @Jonathanest90s 7 лет назад +35

      PhantomStrider I just don't get the ending. Did they actually die? I don't remember!

    • @skyslasher2297
      @skyslasher2297 6 лет назад +8

      PhantomStrider I just said something about that but it really funny that that he screamed so hard Doug blew his mic and this made number 10 on your worst list

    • @user-dp7tf4bg5r
      @user-dp7tf4bg5r 6 лет назад +13

      Tello 64
      Ummm ....what your saing doesnt make sense.
      He thinks that zootopia is better than lion king.
      He thinks that the plot is better , the animation is better and tge cgarecters are better.
      And i dont agree with him.
      But i still love him and subscribe to him.
      And you cant say tgat someone is wrong if you dont agree with him.
      And you cant diclare who is right and wrong because you disagree.
      And aiyng that his opinion suck its like me telling you tgat yiur opinion suck and thats a fact .
      And i wont do it because i respect other opinions so stop acting like you are right and he is wrong and have stupid opinions because he disagree with you.

  • @PantaroParatroopa
    @PantaroParatroopa 7 лет назад +936

    According to Wikipedia, there was at one point going to be a Mulan 3 that dealt with the consequences of the marriage not happening, but it was never made.

    • @kama-ta3865
      @kama-ta3865 7 лет назад +336

      Probably because everyone died.

    • @elpistachio
      @elpistachio 7 лет назад +175

      Probably because the story was so graphic Disney wouldn't allow it

    • @supersmashbro596
      @supersmashbro596 7 лет назад +215

      i think i know why
      because it would have asked "what are the consequences of happily ever after?"
      ....disney doesnt want there to be any consequences to a happy ending... because
      huurr durr follow your heart and everything will be fine.
      ya know if it were made, i bet itd have the best story of a disney direct to dvd sequel.

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 7 лет назад +16

      +supersmashbro596 don't you just love deconstructions

    • @PipeGuy64Bit
      @PipeGuy64Bit 7 лет назад +70

      I'm now curious what exactly would've happened if they did make it. Especially what kind of moral they'd have to come up with to shove in because of what was established in the second movie.

  • @productivediscord5624
    @productivediscord5624 7 лет назад +1078

    And this is why the Huns rolled in and created the Yuan dynasty. Thanks Mulan.

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 7 лет назад +61

      ProductiveDiscord It's the Mongols. They say in the movie it's the Mongols

    • @productivediscord5624
      @productivediscord5624 7 лет назад +29

      That's assuming the movie got something right. (I joke but you are right, there is an anthropologic difference. Good catch.)

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 7 лет назад +20

      ProductiveDiscord Though I understand why Doug messed considering they both came from beyond the Great Wall. But the Mongols were a descendent from the Xiongnu (an offshoot of the Huns).

    • @productivediscord5624
      @productivediscord5624 7 лет назад +10

      At least nether the Huns nor Mongols were dragons fighting Brad Pitt.

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 7 лет назад

      ProductiveDiscord Wait what movie was that.

  • @KayFiOS
    @KayFiOS 7 лет назад +198

    I hated how... uncharacteristic this movie was. Mulan doesn't care what's right, Shang's an asshole, Mushu is even _more_ of an asshole, to the point where he's betraying the person to whom he owes his guardianship in the first place, and instead of a song about finding your own identity, like "Reflections" from the first movie, we get a song about how the princesses "want to be like other girls."
    Fuck this movie.

    • @iateyursandwiches
      @iateyursandwiches 6 лет назад +8

      allav866 What disturbed me most was the obvious futility of this, seeing how these "other girls" in China, aside from having lower standards of living and nutrition, get arranged marriages too...

    • @inaciostudiosmedia229
      @inaciostudiosmedia229 6 лет назад +4

      Agreed. It's like Disney's version of "Brian's a Bad Father".

    • @Brandonhayhew
      @Brandonhayhew 6 месяцев назад +1

      If Mulan two was a tv show it should be about Shan Yn and his rise to power but nobody would watch it. imagine a Disney villain getting his own tv shows

  • @taralucent1219
    @taralucent1219 6 лет назад +70

    Mulan 1: Badass girl saves China
    Mulan 2: Dumb bitch dooms China.

    • @Brandonhayhew
      @Brandonhayhew 6 месяцев назад +2

      Mulan sequel is the opposite of first movie of Mulan

  • @whatdoyousuppose
    @whatdoyousuppose 7 лет назад +6656

    Who knew it would take Mulan II to finally break Doug...

    • @TheDiego908
      @TheDiego908 7 лет назад +120

      When I saw him talk out of character about Garbage Pail Kids it looked like he was about to cry

    • @iyumiblue
      @iyumiblue 7 лет назад +20

      i did. and many other were calling it too.

    • @cinephile9885
      @cinephile9885 7 лет назад +15

      DoctorWhoBAMF, We did it!

    • @luke8979
      @luke8979 7 лет назад +9

      congrats you got over 100 comments in less than an hour

    • @sm4carnageihope
      @sm4carnageihope 7 лет назад +49

      And his microphone

  • @verinyce5897
    @verinyce5897 7 лет назад +337

    "Horray for western values, everyone! Though, I do feel like we're forgetting something...
    Oh, right, China's about to be invaded by the Mongols and we're doing absolutely nothing about it. Sh**."
    -CodedLockFilms

    • @Naharu.
      @Naharu. 7 лет назад +10

      hahahahahaha l just love this channel

    • @adiveler
      @adiveler 7 лет назад +7

      Veri Nyce Although he does a lot of nitpicking, on this movie - all his points felt completely fair and not nitpicky!

    • @talkingbtr-82a76
      @talkingbtr-82a76 7 лет назад +3

      Veri Nyce that my Friend is how the yuan dynasty happened...

    • @aikikaname6508
      @aikikaname6508 7 лет назад +6

      And don't forget when they went for the arranged marriage route in Sleeping Beauty it turned out for the best. Guess it's only not okay when it's Asian cultures.

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 7 лет назад +9

      fun fact:
      According to studies, couples in arranged marriages (Indian marriages, to be more exact) have less divorces and happier marriage lives than couples in free marriages.....

  • @PuppetMasterIX
    @PuppetMasterIX 7 лет назад +401

    I haven't seen Doug this pissed off at a Mulan film since Moulin Rouge.

  • @lowearthsurfer
    @lowearthsurfer 7 лет назад +250

    oh god that face when he yells, can't be unseen

    • @Unremarkable6969
      @Unremarkable6969 4 года назад +2

      He looks like he's trying to go Super-Saiyen. (I still dont know if I spelled that write.)

    • @diegodubber2140
      @diegodubber2140 3 года назад +2

      @@Unremarkable6969 A N D N E X T T I M E D O N T L E A V E Y O U R P O S T

    • @davidhorvath7355
      @davidhorvath7355 Год назад +1

      @@diegodubber2140 😂😂😂

  • @geekcultureandmovieLover
    @geekcultureandmovieLover 7 лет назад +2398

    Will Doug survive for the next Disneycember? Stay tuned

    • @giovanniorellana2200
      @giovanniorellana2200 7 лет назад +33

      mounir maged Spoiler alert, he dies in a fit of rage, and Chester takes over Channel Awesome LOL

    • @geekcultureandmovieLover
      @geekcultureandmovieLover 7 лет назад +5

      Giovanni Orellana That would have been some twist :D

    • @sergeantjoe
      @sergeantjoe 7 лет назад +2

      mounir maged next time on channel awesome z

    • @geekcultureandmovieLover
      @geekcultureandmovieLover 7 лет назад +1

      +Sargent Joe lol

    • @ignagrebe4538
      @ignagrebe4538 7 лет назад +4

      mounir maged Next review is Tarzan II. I don't think He Will survive.

  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 7 лет назад +303

    Wow, Doug was so mad he couldn't even deliver a movie-related pun at the end. This must have been seriously awful.

    • @lancel.3897
      @lancel.3897 7 лет назад +40

      Ya its a pretty bad movie, the love story is between the the princesses and the guys is cute but generic and IMO the mushu breakup plot with mulan and whats his face is hard to watch and a bit over the top.

    • @thedankestjesus1094
      @thedankestjesus1094 7 лет назад +33

      What's bad is the themes from the first one are completely gone. Honour above all? Nah fuck that marry who you want. Respect is paramount? Nah fuck that just do what you want. It sucks even more for me as the story of Mulan is good, even the Disney version

    • @srbarkerchan
      @srbarkerchan 7 лет назад +13

      If he couldn't come up with a pun, then I'll make one for him.
      This movie blows with all the force of a great typhoon.

    • @tychoazrephet3794
      @tychoazrephet3794 7 лет назад +5

      The strength of a coursing river. *of shit*

    • @burningexeter4365
      @burningexeter4365 7 лет назад

      Tycho Azrephet I haven't seen Mulan II and from watching this review, over my dead body I'm gonna see this including watching small clips.

  • @vincentvorse
    @vincentvorse 7 лет назад +1034

    I think I'm starting to see the true purpose behind these shit sequels. They're supposed to remind us just how much care and art and effort was put into the originals and that makes us see them as more as the masterpieces that they truly are

    • @thegamer9302
      @thegamer9302 6 лет назад +47

      True beauty never fades you just gotta be reminded every once and a while.

    • @MrAndrewsaccount92
      @MrAndrewsaccount92 6 лет назад +41

      I think the live action remakes are trying to do the same thing.

    • @MrWarners14
      @MrWarners14 6 лет назад +13

      +Drew Asaro
      Strangely, I actually appreciate the hard work that went into the production design like the sets, costumes and effects of those films so much more than most of the Direct To Video movies. Even when I still have a soft spot for the originals, the live action movies felt like they had some effort and passion put into them compared to the awful cash-in Disney DTV sequels.

    • @MrAndrewsaccount92
      @MrAndrewsaccount92 6 лет назад +7

      Well there's no denying that a lot more money is invested into the live action remakes. And that they try to recreate the stories and characters of the original. (For the most part that is...)

    • @kingpinogaming3366
      @kingpinogaming3366 6 лет назад +8

      Also they exist to help the new animators directors writers build there skill.

  • @MintyZedGrimes
    @MintyZedGrimes 7 лет назад +308

    This movie is fairly insulting, especially when compared to the original. I just love how it broke Doug.

    • @inaciostudiosmedia229
      @inaciostudiosmedia229 6 лет назад +8

      I can't blame poor old Doug. This movie makes the bad Spongebob and Family Guy episodes like "A Pal for Gary" and "Play it again Brian" look like masterpieces. Also, the animation may be smooth but it looks like something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon. And this duty to your heart cliche is pounded into your skulls like this movie thinks someone was born yesterday. It's gotten the same cruelty as "Ren Seeks Help", lackluster writing like it was "the Felix the Cat movie", unfunny jokes like it was seasons 9-10 of Fairly Oddparents, flanderized characters, animation that goes off the rails, and its portrayal of a marriage like this just makes the insult worse! This whole movie is like a beating on your child's brains! If I was diagnosed with terminal illness and the only cure for it was by watching this film, I'd say "Give me another terminal illness just so I can die faster!!!"

    • @thegamerpokemon5767
      @thegamerpokemon5767 5 лет назад +8

      @@inaciostudiosmedia229 Not only that, but what triggered me the most was that Mulan's character arc was, "instead of brute force, we can use logic, physics, reason and intelligence to fight our way through!". They literally went and degraded her to be "Oh no! Women forced into marriage is bad! I disagree with the Emperor!!!". They had so much potential to carry her arc forward and give us a good feel of what Mulan can do, and perhaps even a new character arc to work on. Instead, they just give her the role of "well this thing is bad...". So much potential lost.
      Furthermore, everyone else's arc was basically to "use their different strengths to achieve the same goal" and to "be accepting of other's qualities instead of looking at their weaknesses and drawbacks". Where did that all go? Oh right: "I like these women, and I wanna marry them. Hopefully they like me back!" Really lacklustre, and so, so much potential lost.

    • @Nintendofan781
      @Nintendofan781 3 года назад

      same. for someone like doug who has poor taste in films it was funny to witness him flip out over a disney sequel. i do agree its one of the worst but ive seen shitter films than mulan 2

  • @GreenLinzerd
    @GreenLinzerd 7 лет назад +532

    *Warning shows up at the beginning*
    Dis gon b gud.

  • @thesharpestofthorns___9132
    @thesharpestofthorns___9132 7 лет назад +379

    ( I HATE how they made Mulan so weak and soft hearted.
    Not to mention she's basically a hypocrite about the whole arranged marriage thing! 😡😡)

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 7 лет назад +10

      I never want to watch this movie if that's what they do to Mulan (she's probably my third or fourth favorite Disney heroine).

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 7 лет назад +4

      ***** Probably Belle, Kida, and Tiana, in that order.

    • @thesharpestofthorns___9132
      @thesharpestofthorns___9132 7 лет назад +6

      ElectricMayhem87 (Ashleigh)
      (Yeah. She's my second favorite heroine.
      1. Esmeralda (HOND)
      2. Mulan (Mulan)
      3. Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas. Yes that is a Disney movie.)
      4. Meg (Hercules)
      5. Belle (BATB) )

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 7 лет назад +20

      Mulan is honestly my top favorite Disney female protagonist, and I have seen this movie... It hurt me deep, deep in my soul to see how they destroyed her character in this pile of fucking shit.

    • @StopCopCity1312
      @StopCopCity1312 7 лет назад +5

      Kefka Palazzo
      Thanks, Kefka. Hope you move on to bigger and better things.

  • @skypaladin8127
    @skypaladin8127 7 лет назад +64

    Honestly this movie wouldn't even be so bad if they didn't completely shit on Mushu's character. They turned an adorable little sidekick into a straight-up villain. What the actual fuck?!

    • @MrWarners14
      @MrWarners14 6 лет назад +14

      It also completely screwed Shang's characterization too. He went from a serious hardass who still cares about and wants the best from his army in the original to a complete asshole in the sequel. Thank god this isn't canon since Disney made that a rule with these DTV sequels when Lasseter took over the animation side of Disney.

    • @ChasehaWing
      @ChasehaWing 6 лет назад +3

      It also screwed over thr whole of China. What with ruining the marriagea and thus leading to the death of thousands. That ending was the worse ending ever.

  • @CrescentGuard
    @CrescentGuard 7 лет назад +171

    I think the issue is that the original Mulan was generally dignified. Yeah, it had its humor and what have you, but the story was serious and there were more than a few moments where it showed respect for the source material. This was just a complete disgrace to its source material. Hardly unique in the sequels, but hey.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 6 лет назад +22

      AardvarkLord Absolutely. Heck, the songs stop coming halfway through once they get to the actual war, showing that from here on out, the fun is over and it's all serious from here. As opposed to this movie which literally has a scene of Mulan squeeing with joy over the princesses and comic relief getting together. Because, you know, that's TOTALLY something she would do.

  • @bubbles093
    @bubbles093 7 лет назад +309

    Yeah, I hated this movie too. Mulan is one of my favorite Disney characters; I hated what they did to her in this movie. ☹️

    • @wafflerofl891
      @wafflerofl891 7 лет назад +9

      Still not as bad as what is speculated to have happened to her in real history.

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 7 лет назад +5

      missystar013
      Mulan >>>>(power gap)>>>>> every other disney princess

    • @bunsmasterbunny
      @bunsmasterbunny 7 лет назад +24

      She's got plenty of personality in the first movie.

    • @dragoniraflameblade
      @dragoniraflameblade 7 лет назад

      bluebirdy876 I didn't see it, but I understand now. I actually tried to think of one trait off the top of my head. Brave ... slacker? Tom ... boy? It's hard to pin down because she's a bit vague, even in the first part with the matchmaker. I got more about the harsh life of Chinese women from the book Snow Flower and the Secret Fan. I even want to see the live action version because I was left wanting more.

    • @LiaManila
      @LiaManila 7 лет назад

      Mulan 2 is like batman v superman which only had 3 minutes of fighting and sonic 06 which had him do nothing to the plot and Blair witch 2

  • @Daitomodachi
    @Daitomodachi 7 лет назад +87

    "Hey guys, the audio is messed up because I broke the mic with my screaming"
    Ohhhhhh this is going to be good.

    • @RealQuin
      @RealQuin 2 года назад

      * doesn't actually scream *

    • @faithwright4533
      @faithwright4533 Год назад +3

      @@RealQuin I think he was more just yelling than screaming. But either way, this movie pissed him off so much that he broke the microphone with how loud he was being.

  • @sspdirect02
    @sspdirect02 6 лет назад +192

    If I could see a Nostalgia Critic review of this, that’d be great.

    • @bourne2crimson397
      @bourne2crimson397 5 лет назад +7

      Just imagine what the First Viewing was like

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 5 лет назад +4

      @@bourne2crimson397 bet they were drunk

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 5 лет назад +1

      We all would

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 5 лет назад +2

      @@benjackson7872 yeah

    • @bqw2094
      @bqw2094 4 года назад +7

      I just came back from his review of it, that he uploaded today.

  • @KiwiNinjaBlast
    @KiwiNinjaBlast 7 лет назад +149

    The reason this one pisses me off so much, other than the fact that they ruined my favorite character in the princess line-up, is that they just did not give a damn about the history or culture they were working out of. The first one really wanted to impress upon the audience what kind of climate this girl was growing up in, where gender politics was practically non-existent and marrying for love hadn't even been thought of before. But in this one, instead of being an exception to the rule, Mulan apparently just crushed the rule beneath her feat. The whole "follow your heart" message pisses me off not just because the princesses are basically using it as an excuse to blow off their duty to their country, but also because it undermines and spits in the face of everything they worked so hard to convey in the first movie, which, in my opinion, is one of the worst and most insulting things a sequel can do.

    • @saphiriathebluedragonknight375
      @saphiriathebluedragonknight375 6 лет назад +14

      Not to mention the song the princesses sing makes no sense for the time. Girls in China in that time period were not allowed to do much of anything. The princesses had the same amount of freedom as other girls.

    • @binkyboy448
      @binkyboy448 6 лет назад +6

      At least Kung Fu Panda got it right. (Though I'd say "Legends of Awesomeness" is the "Mulan 2" of that franchise. Oh well, can't win em all...)

  • @basch_g
    @basch_g 7 лет назад +111

    "Good, good. Catch your lightsaber, Nostalgic Critic, attack me with all your hatred. and your path at the dark side of the Force will be completed." - Disney

    • @orcciezaj
      @orcciezaj 7 лет назад +2

      Basch Come to the dark side , we have a rehash of New Hope and cookies

    • @harlannguyen4048
      @harlannguyen4048 7 лет назад +8

      Yay, cookies for everyone!

    • @LiaManila
      @LiaManila 7 лет назад +2

      "No I won't, I'll be a jedi just like the critics before me."-Nostalgic Critic

  • @pinkiepoolgamerbrony2789
    @pinkiepoolgamerbrony2789 7 лет назад +277

    This sequel SUCKS and bring ULTIMATE DISHONOR!

    • @xainreaper6458
      @xainreaper6458 7 лет назад +33

      YOU BRING DISHONOR TO THE DISNEY CLAN!!!

    • @Spoonicks
      @Spoonicks 7 лет назад +38

      This movie brings dishonor on the FANS, dishonor and the fan's COW-"

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote 7 лет назад +1

      +Marco Polo lol true

    • @hannahbanana2875
      @hannahbanana2875 7 лет назад +12

      PinkiePool GamerBrony dishonor on you dishonor on your cow !!!!!!

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 7 лет назад +9

      SHAMEFUL DISPRAY!

  • @ayannawatts3446
    @ayannawatts3446 7 лет назад +287

    I hated the part about Mushu. I kept looking away and just trying to ignore the fact that he was so mean and out of character. The best part of this movie was tge first bit and the song Lesson Number One.
    Rewrite: After the first song Shang cones by and proposes. Mulan accepts, Mushu is happy for them but when he realizes he will loose his guardian status instead of being a selfish tool he hides it from her not wanting to spoil things.
    Then before they can get married war breaks out (crap!) so Stang goes off to fight while Mulan stays behind to protect her village from invaders. The Emperor contacts their allies but sends his daughters to Mulan to be protected as they are the future of China and the allies may not arrive in time. Mulan protects them but gets frustrated with constantly having to save them as she protects her own people so she teaches them how to fight so they can protect themselves.
    Meanwhile Shang is with the three comic relief guys on the battlefield but there is not much time for comedy (because you know, war). In a sword fight Shang is pushed to what we can assume is his death. The three guys are of course devastated and ask permission to go to Mulan's village and give her the news. They are allowed to go bit must return to the battle field within two weeks.
    Back at the village one of the Mulan's older trainee girls is kidnapped (she is mistaken for a princess as she was dressing up in her clothes). Mulan goes after her telling the princesses to protect her village. The princess are afraid that they will fail as they have not been training long. Mulan reminds them that "it's ok to be afraid" (from the song -maybe a short reprise) but tells them not to let fear stop them.
    The comic relief guys show up and finding Mulan gone decide to help the princesses defend the village as long as they can. They save each others lives and start to fall for each other (you know how it is when there's war)
    Of course Mushu and the Cricket sneak into Mulan's stuff and join her. Mulan ends up at the battlefield and learns of Shang's death. She is devastated but continues in her quest to find the kidnapped girl. Mushu hearing of Shang's death seems conflicted. On one hand he can keep his guardianship but on the other he hates to see Mulan do upset and Shang was starting to grow in him.
    Mulan makes it to enemy territory. She gets in a fight. She is out numbered and captured. Some know her as the defender of China so the decide to use her as leverage instead of killing her. Yet. (those Huns are cruel). After she is tied up she sees her pack near by and calls for Mushu to release her but he is gone.
    Back at her village the comic relief guys' time is up, but the princesses don't want them to go. They are also concerned that Mulan hadn't returned. Since the village is now secure they all leave to search for Mulan.
    (Maybe a break for a lament song about duty to their country and how Mulan and the comic relief guys were supposed to protect their friends and family but failed)
    The Chinese army meets the Hun army and fighting ensues. Mulan manages to eacape and joins the army. She is almost killed but saved by Shang (yes he's alive! Of course). And who is at his side? Mushu! One of the princess is captured but escapes as the Hun soldier was not expecting her to fight back or be able to. She finds the kidnapped girl and they are all reunited. The allies arrive and the Huns are defeated. Happiness, marriage etc. ensues.
    But then Mulan sees Mushu packing his bags. She asks him where he is going. He says away because he has lost his guardianship and she doesn't need him anymore. Mulan asks Shang to do that whole combine the temples thing they did at the end and now everybody's happy *Oprah voice* You get a happy ending! You get a happy ending! Everybody gets a happy endiiiiing!
    The End.

    • @Brittney1995_
      @Brittney1995_ 7 лет назад +37

      Ayanna Watts That is so awesome!

    • @sukki119
      @sukki119 6 лет назад +35

      Love the idea of the princesses getting trained

    • @nucleonegro9762
      @nucleonegro9762 6 лет назад +57

      This fanfic is better than the plot of this crappy sequel

    • @lindalindberg7718
      @lindalindberg7718 6 лет назад +24

      I don't usually like reading fanfics but this caught my eye and I liked it, BRAVO

    • @canvas_125
      @canvas_125 6 лет назад +36

      Ayanna Watts You, my friend are simply brilliant! This would've been way more packed with unbelievable action and amazing animation and just imagine possibilities with the music, my goodness! This would've done justice to the first movie.

  • @wordforger
    @wordforger 7 лет назад +162

    See, this is one where they needed to do a Casablanca ending. There are some things more important than following your heart in this world.

    • @92JazzQueen
      @92JazzQueen 7 лет назад +36

      That's what makes Casablanca a classic, due to the fact that sometimes sacrifice of one's happiness has to be done for the greater good.

    • @samboujaiteh3331
      @samboujaiteh3331 7 лет назад +39

      -Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn, oh shit, wrong movie-
      I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

  • @jimmyzeke13
    @jimmyzeke13 7 лет назад +402

    Maybe it should be called Mulan Rouge.

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 7 лет назад +28

      The Mexitroll boooooo.

    • @skepticalbaby6912
      @skepticalbaby6912 7 лет назад +11

      The Mexitroll Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

  • @4rgrls
    @4rgrls 7 лет назад +186

    The only thing that I liked about this movie is Shang's "death." Mulan's initial reaction was really effective in my opinion. Other than that, there is nothing redeemable about this movie. Even as a kid, Mushu's behavior infuriated me.

    • @AnInkStick
      @AnInkStick 7 лет назад +1

      maddogpony damn right

    • @cinephile9885
      @cinephile9885 7 лет назад

      maddogpony, I thought he died.

    • @rainpooper7088
      @rainpooper7088 7 лет назад +20

      This scene was pretty epic, but everything before and after was either forgettable or infuriating.

    • @VNightmoon
      @VNightmoon 7 лет назад +1

      I remember being pissed that he survived when I first saw it (not because of his character, I like him, but because the story at that point suddenly got a lot more interesting).
      It obliterated my hope that Disney finally fucking learned.

    • @Mazaflan
      @Mazaflan 7 лет назад

      oh no no no no, for me it wasn't forgettable, i won't forget this abomination, it was infuriating and disgusting.

  • @kchandaman3012
    @kchandaman3012 7 лет назад +11

    "My duty is to my heart."
    Mulan II, teaching kids the importance of cardiovascular health since 2004.

  • @Spanishdog17
    @Spanishdog17 7 лет назад +42

    If I remember correctly Mulan II received a score of 0% on Rotten tomatoes.

  • @HappyGuy343
    @HappyGuy343 7 лет назад +217

    Doug released the Nostalgia Critic in this review

    • @anon4866
      @anon4866 7 лет назад +1

      B-Mint1994 HAHAHA

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker 7 лет назад +26

      Liam Neeson: "RELEASE THE KRITIC!"

    • @panthera9151
      @panthera9151 7 лет назад

      +MrImastinker
      I get the reference, and I prefer the old one instead of the reboot.

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker 7 лет назад

      Panthera Oh, undoubtedly.
      The original Clash of the Titans is a classic!

    • @LiaManila
      @LiaManila 7 лет назад +1

      +MrImastinker Okay, here Critic here's a bat credit card wait,what are you doing with that gun no please don't AAAAHHHH!!!!

  • @masonhenderson0221
    @masonhenderson0221 7 лет назад +290

    Yeah. This one is definitely worth the hate. I just hope since Mulan appeared in Kingdom Hearts II that it doesn't return with this storyline in Kingdom Hearts III. Unless Sora points out all the stupid decisions being made.

    • @TheGenomario
      @TheGenomario 7 лет назад +9

      that would be interesting

    • @KnightRaymund
      @KnightRaymund 7 лет назад +39

      but Sora's an idiot and all about following your heart

    • @masonhenderson0221
      @masonhenderson0221 7 лет назад +27

      KnightRaymund That's why it would be the only thing that could make it work. If Sora is saying you've got a screw loose, then you know something is wrong.

    • @cinephile9885
      @cinephile9885 7 лет назад

      Mason Henderson, Fascinating

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 7 лет назад +42

      Kingdom Hearts would probably be like "There was a Heartless behind the Huns wanting to attack and we murdered it, so everyone can be married now." And it would legitimately fix so many fucking problems with this, lol!

  • @job489
    @job489 7 лет назад +21

    And to think, nearly the entire cast from the first Mulan reprise their roles in this sequel.

  • @alvazquez9844
    @alvazquez9844 7 лет назад +257

    0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 6 лет назад +43

      For good reason

    • @laurajones1773
      @laurajones1773 6 лет назад +10

      Yep.

    • @anthonyoliva7191
      @anthonyoliva7191 6 лет назад +7

      Still is.

    • @JovanaSanchez000
      @JovanaSanchez000 6 лет назад +25

      DISHONOR ON YOU!
      DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

    • @CeltycSparrow
      @CeltycSparrow 6 лет назад +12

      I actually went to check and you are right. Mulan scored very high on Rotten Tomatoes and this piece of shit literally wasn't even worth 1% on Rotten Tomatoes. Dishonor.

  • @BubblesZap
    @BubblesZap 7 лет назад +525

    (After first 10 seconds) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 7 лет назад +46

      Also pretty sure Mushu is played by a white guy in this. It's really bad.

    • @Condottier
      @Condottier 7 лет назад +3

      Mark Moseley - Mushu I don't know who he is, but by the name you can guess his origin.

    • @pjsmith97
      @pjsmith97 7 лет назад +1

      The guy's race really doesn't matter in the long run, just his performance. I mean Chris Sabot has played a black character before, and it was glorious.

    • @spidercentz
      @spidercentz 7 лет назад +1

      +Lance Clearman OH SO GLORIOUS!!

    • @jonnymartin455
      @jonnymartin455 7 лет назад

      And I won't give in! I won't give in!

  • @platypusbunneh327
    @platypusbunneh327 7 лет назад +273

    ..... He blew out his mike.
    He didn't do that for Cars 2. CARS 2!!!!!!!

    • @downnice95
      @downnice95 7 лет назад +25

      At least Cars 2 had good CGI and was not this.........

    • @ChilledfishStick
      @ChilledfishStick 7 лет назад +63

      Cars 2 was just stupid. This insults your intellect.

    • @cinephile9885
      @cinephile9885 7 лет назад +8

      PlatypusBunneh, or Belle's Magical World

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 7 лет назад +19

      PlatypusBunneh cars 2 didn't get china destroyed

    • @claudiobizama5603
      @claudiobizama5603 7 лет назад +1

      To make justice, he is only reviewing direct to video sequels.

  • @coolio104
    @coolio104 7 лет назад +62

    Unlike Doug, I was really into Mulan back in the day. I loved how rich in Chinese culture it was and how strong of a character Mulan was. It was one of my favorite Disney films.
    That said, I completely agree with Doug about how this was the worst. I only saw the last 20 minutes and parts of this film and I could already tell that it was awful. After Doug explained more about it, I can say that it is one I will avoid. It irked me before and it still gets under my skin like no other.

  • @Frenchaboo
    @Frenchaboo 7 лет назад +23

    Blasphemy, Doug, the screaming boyfriend animation is a classic meme by now.

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 7 лет назад +236

    Mulan II, in my opinion, is the worst Disney sequel ever!

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 7 лет назад +20

      MegaSoulhero no that honor belongs to the hunchback of Notre dame 2

    • @TDProductions182
      @TDProductions182 7 лет назад +1

      MegaSoulhero I so agree!

    • @bionicleanime
      @bionicleanime 7 лет назад +3

      never seen it but something tells me that I'd agree with you 100%

    • @JulioCCruz
      @JulioCCruz 7 лет назад +1

      Mulan ll: Watch the saviour of China become a background character in a third rate rom-com.

    • @cinephile9885
      @cinephile9885 7 лет назад

      MegaSoulhero, It's so dumb

  • @SilverShion
    @SilverShion 7 лет назад +403

    I've been demanding for a NC episode about this movie for YEARS

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 7 лет назад +12

      I fucking love your avatar

    • @cinephile9885
      @cinephile9885 7 лет назад

      SilverShion, He should

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 7 лет назад +22

      +Jomah Ronberg ...A profile picture is an avatar, dumbass.

    • @SilverShion
      @SilverShion 7 лет назад +18

      SHUT UP !! I hate girls who screams!
      Get out of here !!

    • @Mazaflan
      @Mazaflan 7 лет назад +12

      You should investigate before talking about something you don´t know...

  • @melissarae7238
    @melissarae7238 7 лет назад +6

    Mulan 1 was my favorite disney movie growing up. When I heard there was a Mulan 2 I was so excited! I was 11 or 12 at the time when it was released, my parents bought it for me immediately, and I was so heart broken after watching it. It is a movie I would love to just completely forget as I felt it ruined the first movie for me. But now that I am older I can love the first again, and I just flat out reject the second.

  • @getmarion6425
    @getmarion6425 7 лет назад +47

    Here's Doug Walker's Most Disliking Disney Films That He Hated The Most:
    - Alice in Wonderland (2010)
    - Beauty & the Beast: Belle's Magical World (1998)
    - Blank Check (1994)
    - Between Cars (2006) & Cars 2 (2011)
    - Flubber (1997)
    - Hercules (1997)
    - Home on the Range (2004)
    - Inspector Gadget (1999)
    - Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)
    - Maleficent (2014)
    - Monsters University (2013)
    - Mr. Magoo (1997)
    - Mulan II (2004)
    - The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012)
    - Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
    - Thor: The Dark World (2013)

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 6 лет назад

      Hannah Papernick-Yudin He hates Hercules?

    • @DHynes5
      @DHynes5 6 лет назад +2

      getmarioN64 Does Attack of the Clones not count as that wasn't Disney at the time and it was done by Fox?

    • @monochromeyoshi
      @monochromeyoshi 5 лет назад

      Carl Wheezer yeah

    • @monochromeyoshi
      @monochromeyoshi 5 лет назад

      Carl Wheezer he even said it’s definitely one of his least favorites

    • @gerawallstar3487
      @gerawallstar3487 5 лет назад +3

      And The Aristocats.

  • @Wwumzymumzy
    @Wwumzymumzy 7 лет назад +168

    Mulan II bothered me because it was like they just gave up on the first movie's concept

    • @Wwumzymumzy
      @Wwumzymumzy 7 лет назад +107

      It just doesn't make sense for the girl who ran away from home to join the army and fight for her country to make these decisions. The whole concept of honor just never made it into the sequel

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 7 лет назад +14

      ikr!

  • @The_GhostWind
    @The_GhostWind 7 лет назад +131

    Well I'm glad that Doug also hated this movie, cause I also hated it. And you know why? Mulan is one of my favorite "Disney princess" movie and watching this is like if it was an insult to the original. And I also feel sorry to Doug for watching this piece of garbage.

    • @The_GhostWind
      @The_GhostWind 7 лет назад +8

      ***** basically like a Character Development Reset, but much much worst.

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 7 лет назад

      I believe the trope is character derailment

  • @soshiangel90
    @soshiangel90 7 лет назад +28

    this is probably one of my favorite disney sequels but...there was a lot brought up here that I didn't really think of when I watched it. Lol. not as angry as NC but will probably look at this differently from now on.

  • @sadsackofflour2697
    @sadsackofflour2697 7 лет назад +30

    4:43 I had a friend who had a screenshot of that scene as her desktop for a while xD

  • @TheLegendaryMovieCritic
    @TheLegendaryMovieCritic 7 лет назад +80

    You know this film is so bad when doug destroys his own mic for Mulan 2 with his screaming.

  • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
    @KaimArgonarEyyyy 7 лет назад +296

    Screaming..? Distorted audio..? Where? I don't hear that anywhere in the video.

    • @deer5319
      @deer5319 7 лет назад

      Kaim Argonar yea

    • @GlitchyPix
      @GlitchyPix 7 лет назад +55

      There are slight twinges that I'm catching on but, other than that, there's not really anything wrong

    • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
      @KaimArgonarEyyyy 7 лет назад +43

      Bummer, and I got all excited from the intro. How disappointing, I would've thought this as a normal video without that.

    • @deer5319
      @deer5319 7 лет назад

      Kaim Argonar yea

    • @GlitchyPix
      @GlitchyPix 7 лет назад +1

      Agreed

  • @astrellax11
    @astrellax11 6 лет назад +12

    I love how this is all expressed over calming music lol.

  • @destinyawaitsx3
    @destinyawaitsx3 7 лет назад +26

    I liked the song "I wanna be like other girls". That was actually the first song I liked...

    • @DonSMDT
      @DonSMDT 7 лет назад

      destinyawaitsx3 I liked the end credits version better.

  • @Dark92Enigma
    @Dark92Enigma 7 лет назад +26

    Doug didn't scream at Hunchback II.
    Nor The Little Mermaid II, for that matter.
    He didn't yell at Beauty and the Beast III
    He didn't care all that much about Lion King 1 1/2
    He found Pocahontas II to be a bit more interesting than the first
    And he had a few nice things to say about Tarzan & Jane, and Milo's Return
    But *Mulan II* is the one that broke him.
    IT IS *THAT BAD*, PEOPLE!

  • @hinasakukimi
    @hinasakukimi 7 лет назад +209

    bless you doug, i feel like this film does not get the amount of hate it deserves

    • @LaLaLaLoki
      @LaLaLaLoki 7 лет назад +26

      hinasakukimi I felt the same too I absolutely hated how nearly half the characters in this sequel just acted out of character. ESPECIALLY SHANG THEY BUTCHERED HIM :'(

    • @LaLaLaLoki
      @LaLaLaLoki 7 лет назад +9

      Lance Clearman Hahaha I can't remember exactly but I think he was angry coz he found out the princesses were in love with yao, chien po and ling, and Mulan was okay with that. that...was probably the worst animation on Shang I've ever seen

    • @Lupirio23
      @Lupirio23 7 лет назад +7

      Funnily I just watched it last week myself and like it despite it's premise.
      But the scene in question is after Mushu puts on a shadow puppet display, impersonating Mulan while badmouthing Shang which causes him to storm out to find her and go off his nut.

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 7 лет назад +16

      Lupirio i hate pretty much everything about mushu in this film. he was so unbelievably petty and selfish, i have no idea why they would write him in such a way. i think the princess stuff was cute though, but like doug pointed out they just completely ignored the consequences of them just deciding not to get married.

    • @grainneorgracequinn2888
      @grainneorgracequinn2888 7 лет назад +4

      hinasakukimi yeah I think Mushu should have add in his great stone dragon voice that the two cities join together regardless of who the princesses marry and defeat the Huns. That could have worked...
      Although the follow your heart stuff is annoying but I still like the I wanna be like other girls song. I guess when I first watched it I didn't realise the fact that the princesses marrying those princes had such high stacks although I was young when I first saw it so..😅

  • @kathrynsinger3198
    @kathrynsinger3198 4 года назад +23

    Who else came back to watch this after watching NC’s Mulan 2 review?

  • @queenlele6193
    @queenlele6193 7 лет назад +35

    I really loved the first Mulan movie. I hated what they did to her character in the second movie.

  • @bronsonferrigno2453
    @bronsonferrigno2453 7 лет назад +119

    He didn't really scream - if you want screaming, go see any of his Nostalgia Critic vids.

    • @Yeen125
      @Yeen125 7 лет назад +26

      It's also possible that he edited or removed the screaming.

    • @ShadowNinja452
      @ShadowNinja452 7 лет назад +2

      Ahh yes.. Like that good old review of 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie'. Dear God, that movie is the definition of terrible and a great example of how not to make a motion picture.

    • @bigmacsama
      @bigmacsama 7 лет назад

      Especially if it's done by the same jackass who did that "My Mother The Car" TV series.

    • @_oneeyedsupport_7702
      @_oneeyedsupport_7702 7 лет назад +1

      ShadowNinja Or The top 11 Nostalgia critic fuck ups.

    • @Bowserslave
      @Bowserslave 7 лет назад +14

      Most likely the sound levels were edited in post to be brought down to lower levels. You can occasionally hear the mic peaking and distorting in quality. 5:38 is a good moment where you can hear it. The distortion doesn't go away if your mic peaks/blows out but you can still adjust the levels in post.

  • @DaCableGuy
    @DaCableGuy 7 лет назад +29

    This was the one, people. This was the Disney movie that caused Doug to blow his mic out.
    Not Home On the Range.
    Not Cars 2.
    Not Chicken Little.
    Not Belle's Magical World.
    This.
    Fucking.
    Movie.
    And we're not even close to the end!

  • @ingloriousMachina
    @ingloriousMachina 6 лет назад +2

    The first Mulan is one of my favourite Disney movies of all time.
    The sequel can only be described as a radioactive dumpster fire.

  • @josephwilles29
    @josephwilles29 7 лет назад +319

    Spot on review. This movie was shit.

    • @gerdtt79
      @gerdtt79 6 лет назад +2

      Joseph Wiles Beyond shit.

    • @laurajones1773
      @laurajones1773 6 лет назад +6

      IKR. This is the worst direct to DVD Disney sequel that I ever seen. I hate how they made a lovable sidekick from the original, Mushu, to such a hateable dick in the sequel.

  • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
    @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 7 лет назад +82

    May god have Mercy on that microphone

  • @bionicleanime
    @bionicleanime 7 лет назад +56

    doug blew out the mic? holy cow, this has got to be REALLY BAD... fyi, doug, the audio is STILL fine despite that, so yay for tearing this a new one? believe it or not, there was also supposed to be a Mulan III. 3!! but it was canceled BEFORE this came out so... even Disney themselves hate and are ashamed of this sequel! let THAT sink in guys.

  • @chayden153
    @chayden153 7 лет назад +49

    Mulan was an excellent movie, but the sequel was the worst thing ever

    • @ThePixarPrincess
      @ThePixarPrincess 7 лет назад +8

      Yeah. It got 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 7 лет назад +2

      ThePixarPrincess oi

    • @ryanbryant-smith9850
      @ryanbryant-smith9850 6 лет назад +6

      +ThePixarPrincess 0%?! Damn. I can see why.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 5 лет назад +4

      The film needs to be buried and forgotten in the sands of time!

  • @fatalshot0093
    @fatalshot0093 7 лет назад +110

    Did the Huns even show up in this movie?

    • @marcohidalgo1101
      @marcohidalgo1101 6 лет назад +37

      Nope, it was actually the Mongolians this time.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 6 лет назад

      fatalshot009 Yeah, the Huns were the villains in the first movie.

    • @fireblast8972
      @fireblast8972 6 лет назад +6

      Marco Hidalgo God damn Mogolians, stay away from my shitty wall

    • @vgmaster9
      @vgmaster9 4 месяца назад

      @@marcohidalgo1101 I guess this movie was the reason why the Mongols conquered China.

  • @anonymouslyknown6530
    @anonymouslyknown6530 7 лет назад +122

    What does Doug Want? A Squeal worth writing for!

  • @Grayman2003
    @Grayman2003 7 лет назад +300

    Oh GOD this was a bad one. I feel sorry for you Doug.

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 7 лет назад +7

      Dylan Gray no Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 was bad this was ehh.

    • @worldwatcherme6307
      @worldwatcherme6307 7 лет назад

      Dylan Gray Mr. Enter has a review in plans. See you there.

    • @wmmiles00
      @wmmiles00 7 лет назад

      Dylan Gray the main character dies in Rogue One

    • @Grayman2003
      @Grayman2003 7 лет назад +2

      Cam and Will {ARCHIVE} Spoiler Alert!

    • @cinephile9885
      @cinephile9885 7 лет назад

      Dylan Gray, I feel bad

  • @jadearcade7331
    @jadearcade7331 7 лет назад +59

    Mulan 2 made me sad. It just seemed so wrong.

    • @laurajones1773
      @laurajones1773 6 лет назад +2

      Me too, since "Mulan" is one of my favorite Disney films.

    • @inaciostudiosmedia229
      @inaciostudiosmedia229 6 лет назад +1

      Agreed. It's like if Don Bluth really hated children. And wanted to figure out how to make the parents punish them without necessarily beating them, and yet the psychological scars would still be the same.

    • @taylornoren642
      @taylornoren642 4 года назад

      Me too especially since I grew up watching the original

  • @brittz1359
    @brittz1359 4 года назад +7

    Doug: "This movie can freakin blow me."
    Me: "NO DOUG! YOU'LL GET THE WORST STD IMAGINABLE!!"

  • @ignagrebe4538
    @ignagrebe4538 7 лет назад +181

    Doug is dead, and Disney has killed him.

    • @wittybanter96
      @wittybanter96 7 лет назад +38

      No. Everytime the TV show" Doug" is mentioned Doug dies. He is only brought back by Rob's dark necromancer powers

    • @cinephile9885
      @cinephile9885 7 лет назад

      Igna Grebe, we killed him

    • @rainpooper7088
      @rainpooper7088 7 лет назад +5

      And the TV show "Doug" is owned by Disney. Disneyception incoming.

    • @PauloVitorHMK
      @PauloVitorHMK 7 лет назад +4

      Rip Doug
      2016~2016

    • @PrinsaVossum
      @PrinsaVossum 7 лет назад +4

      I knew Disney was evil.

  • @jessebrown1996
    @jessebrown1996 7 лет назад +293

    Correct me if I'm wrong cause I only watched this movie once but isn't it pretty much stated or at least heavily implied that cause the Dragon pretended to be the God that the God basically was saying that they were going to have an alliance without the marriage.

    • @Snarflez
      @Snarflez 7 лет назад +84

      Mushu Ex Machina

    • @kenisu-of-dragons5766
      @kenisu-of-dragons5766 7 лет назад +11

      He didn't say anything about the alliance.

    • @MrDekonu
      @MrDekonu 7 лет назад +35

      Doug was so angry that he didnt even care watching the rest of the film, a mistake for him.

    • @SnancyNegative
      @SnancyNegative 7 лет назад +33

      It's an implication, but it is stated later on that the marriage is to please the Dragon God of Love or whatever to lead them into a new age of peace with China. Also, it's shown that all the suitors suck.

    • @gosengtan5390
      @gosengtan5390 7 лет назад +41

      TheBrownTown008 Considering that's never part of the plan, the characters were still assholes for saying "I know millions will die, but what about TRUE LOVEEE?"

  • @mysqm3026
    @mysqm3026 7 лет назад +17

    you know its gonna be good with that opening message lmao

  • @thedragonskull1065
    @thedragonskull1065 Год назад +3

    One thing I did like about this movie was the relationship between the three guys and the princesses. I thought it was cute and more enjoyable to watch than the rest of the movie

  • @SirIkeMedia
    @SirIkeMedia 7 лет назад +417

    And to think there was going to be a Mulan III... Thank goodness it was cancelled along with Dumbo 2 and AristoCats 2.

    • @richardroberson2564
      @richardroberson2564 6 лет назад +4

      Sir Isaac dumbo 2 lol

    • @rickycollins7723
      @rickycollins7723 6 лет назад +14

      Thank goodness there was never a dumbo 2.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 6 лет назад +30

      Is it bad that I actually wanted to see bad AristoCats 2 could’ve been?

    • @edgarlealz
      @edgarlealz 6 лет назад +57

      There was going to be:
      • Mulan 3
      • Dumbo 2
      • Chicken Little: The Ugly Duckling Story
      • Meet the Robinsons: First Date
      • The Aristocats 2
      • The Seven Dwarfs (Prequel to Snow White)
      I'm Not KIDDING. If it wasn't for the must-not-be-named director of Toy Story who got the job of Chief Executive at Disney in 2006, we would've gotten all of these sequels and prequels. I SWEAR!!

    • @rickycollins7723
      @rickycollins7723 6 лет назад +14

      +Edgar Leal I am glad they never destroyed mulan further, I am glad they never destroyed dumbo or snow white, and I am happy that we would have never gotten another piece of **** chicken little movie.

  • @lulucalliope713
    @lulucalliope713 7 лет назад +11

    Nostalgia Chick basically summed up this movie:
    Mulan: Your Majesty, an arranged marriage?
    Lindsay: An arranged marriage? The thing I was knowingly and willingly ready to do for my family honor in the last movie and now apparently totally against?

  • @LendriMujina
    @LendriMujina 7 лет назад +3

    Shang when he's yelling looks exactly like the matchmaker from the first movie yelling after Mulan screws up her interview.

  • @yakunohayashi9653
    @yakunohayashi9653 4 года назад +10

    Who is here after the Nostalgic Critic review???

  • @Ospreynaitor652
    @Ospreynaitor652 7 лет назад +37

    I remember my little sister wanted to put a film on, I said "Oh which one" and she said "Mulan". So i got the dvd case and before i put it into the ps4 she said "Oh no I want the second one on". The glare I gave her was something out of a horror movie (apparently, she told me afterwards) and I put the first one in and she's never asked since.
    Still though, great job on surviving Doug and I'm reaaly liking disneycember so far.

    • @harrietamidala1691
      @harrietamidala1691 7 лет назад +14

      You were a very good older sibling.

    • @RowleyFan2
      @RowleyFan2 7 лет назад +4

      Good job putting your sister in her place (not even kidding)

    • @Ospreynaitor652
      @Ospreynaitor652 7 лет назад +1

      Tbh she is quite young

    • @RowleyFan2
      @RowleyFan2 7 лет назад

      Better to teach the young about the atrocities of bad stories

  • @galacticcactus5530
    @galacticcactus5530 7 лет назад +10

    If you watch the bonus material for this movie, the creators express that they originally wanted the princesses to be manipulative, but they thought that would be going too far. So yeah, they knew darn well how mean-spirited they were making this film.

  • @rkproductions7180
    @rkproductions7180 7 лет назад +12

    Why isn't "Angry Shang." A meme yet?!

  • @stormstrider1990
    @stormstrider1990 7 лет назад +14

    This is where I stopped watching Disney sequels.

  • @RobinBeirne
    @RobinBeirne 7 лет назад +219

    Why does he keep calling Shang "The boyfriend"

    • @Rurike
      @Rurike 7 лет назад +98

      I think thats basically his whole roll in the film

    • @LilPrincessZelda
      @LilPrincessZelda 7 лет назад +122

      cause they took whatever character shang had left and made him 'the boyfriend' only for plot reasons.

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 7 лет назад +51

      Robin Burn Probably didn't care enough to remember what his name was. I know I couldn't think of it.

    • @guysimchony309
      @guysimchony309 7 лет назад +11

      Robin Burn maybe cause he just wasn't that memorable to him in the first one

    • @RobinBeirne
      @RobinBeirne 7 лет назад +9

      It's fairly sloppy for him not to know the name of a main character in the movie he's reviewing, he reviews movies for a living he should have at least taken 3 seconds to research it.
      If he was doing it intentionally he should have stated that that is what he was doing, because it just sounds like he couldn't be bothered to google it.

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta 7 лет назад +18

    "I was screaming so loud, I blew up the mic."
    Oh....wow... This is going to suck isn't it?

  • @megamovieman101
    @megamovieman101 7 лет назад +10

    Not to mention that Shang was SERIOUSLY out of character the whole movie... like... he looked like a total idiot.

  • @inaciostudiosmedia229
    @inaciostudiosmedia229 6 лет назад +4

    I can't blame you, Doug. This movie makes "A Pal for Gary", "One Coarse Meal" and "Boating Buddies" look like masterpieces!

    • @nicholassims9837
      @nicholassims9837 Год назад +2

      I mean each one is only 11 mins while this is an hour and a half

  • @cinephile9885
    @cinephile9885 7 лет назад +139

    Finally, we killed Doug.

  • @ToucanLDM
    @ToucanLDM 7 лет назад +28

    8 more Disney sequels to go...8 MORE!! Trust me Doug the spin off films like Buzz Lightyear and Tinkerbell, the Pooh movies and the Mickey Mouse stuff are the only decent things that would come out from DisneyToon Studios. Plus Bambi 2 and Cinderella 3, in my opinion, are the better sequels that are still left to go!

  • @cinna-manspice4449
    @cinna-manspice4449 2 года назад +2

    I love the forewarning about the microphone. 👌

  • @alatisangelvs
    @alatisangelvs 7 лет назад +25

    Pretty ironic how Mulan saved China in the first movie, and then in this sequel she is the main guilty of his destruction

    • @death-king1834
      @death-king1834 5 лет назад +2

      It's like poetry it rhymes.

    • @esdeathisbae9480
      @esdeathisbae9480 3 года назад

      I like to think this takes place in a different messed up universe

    • @vgmaster9
      @vgmaster9 4 месяца назад

      Well the Mongols did conquer China, so I'd argue that this movie was historically accurate.

  • @MISTAWULFY
    @MISTAWULFY 7 лет назад +14

    Possibly the most irritating plot point is the way the three princesses just instantly fall in love with the three goofball sidekicks, just because they were quirky and funny. Beyond being the most ridiculous lie possible, it doesn't even feel natural in the context of the movie.

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 7 лет назад +18

    How about this for a plot: Mulan is recruited as an ambassador to reach out to the other kingdom and forge an alliance, with her now fiance accompanying her. But the other kingdom just assumes that HE is the ambassador, and maybe he starts acting as a surrogate while she guides him from the background. Heck, they could even keep the marriage plot and make it so that the only way to form an alliance is if she marries the prince or whatever, and she's torn between her duty and love. Then everything comes to a head when she has to once again prove her prowess but not as a warrior, but as a tactician and leader. Blah blah blah, the kingdom realizes they were assholes, women can be leaders too, the alliance is formed, everybody is happy, etc.

    • @atotalfiasco4213
      @atotalfiasco4213 6 лет назад +2

      Or hell, if they wanted to keep the romantic plot with the princesses, make it with the princes they have to marry! It would be the best of both worlds with the alliance and marrying for love! The princesses could bond with the princess and bada bing bada boom!

  • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
    @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 7 лет назад +14

    It's The Swan Princess, but with Mulan characters. Kinda.

  • @joseloreto4284
    @joseloreto4284 7 лет назад +10

    Somebody Oughta turn Shang's crazy face into a MEME now. 2:56
    In the movie it's disturbing, but you know that face has gotta become a meme.

    • @Speems
      @Speems 7 лет назад

      Jose Loreto the face of constipation