Are you talking abiut those ones where you evac them from the doors to the spaceport? You cant kill the bots faster than they can spawn in running solo 😂@@dr.cheeze5382
I started playing yesterday and we done some bug missions, we had Challenging level unlocked, so we decided to go and see how fighting bots look like. We finished the mission, but at what cost...
this video made no sense to me you got a guy wearing a massive cloak going into some wierd tube with all sorts of metal bits sticking out that will catch onto his cloak... and probably drag him along with the cloak or squish his body against the ceiling or soemthing... then the tube thingy is shot into the surface of the planet. Where he will die upon impact... due to G-forces.
You have great taste. Might I also recommend "Hellraiser" and "I don't want to stop"? Both by Ozzie, and bring great vibes as we bring democracy to the galaxy. "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden and "Sleep Apnea" by Chevelle are also great picks.
@Famousagentman All those save for "Sleep Apnea" are in my Helldivers 2 Playlist. It's mostly Sabbath, Ozzy, CCR, early Stones, Hendrix with some Iron Maiden. Have been meaning to check out Chevelle for awhile, have had them recommended a lot.
@@brolapse69 Yeah, that's probably my favorite song from them, but they're definitely a band that I would consider underrated. "The Red" is probably their most popular song, but "Jars" and "Mexican Sun" are solid picks as well. They don't necessarily fit with the Vietnam-era vibes that I get from your (amazing) playlist, but they're still solid for those interested in hard rock.
@@shilopnamreg6468 DId you not research or read what the guy said? And they didnt upgrade once, they are often upgrading capacity until they dont need to anymore.
in helldivers 1 you could legally select multiple of the same of the same stratagem. I preferred it that way. it might be harder to balance but it's also more fun imo.
I like that this is possible. I hope that instead of limiting it in some way, devs just make an enemy type that is also an artillery battery that will counter this and the players need to go hunt it so their emplacement isn't destroyed.
I hope that in a future update the devs add a feature that makes an automaton dropship nope the f*ck out when you lay down a certain amount of mortar sentries.
Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.
I shit you not, 5 minutes ago I was listening to Paranoid here at work and thought “This would be the perfect song to play while fucking up some aliens on Helldivers 2”🔥🔥🔥
Just letting you know that if xbox wad ever able to join you, your ODST sisters and brothers would join the fight in a heartbeat! I may be a mother now, but DEMOCRACY FIRST!
"Welcome to Malevelon Creek, Gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small. Some may even turn against your allies as traitorous cowards, but you have my word that I will use the means afforded to my station to ensure your bodies are replaced with able fighting men. This is the greatest reward, more than even credits, for the fight for our way of life is an eternal concern. Now come, follow me. Strike down the machines that rise against us, allow me to find this Super sample. I ask not for my own selfish reasons, but for the good of Super Earth!”
>Arrive
>Lay heavy ordinance
>Leave
>Refuse to elaborate
ordnance and ordinance are two VERY different things.
3 & 4 should swap
@@savagefrito damn u right
@@eightfold3195they were laying down both though
Just as the founding fathers (of super earth) intended
Remember: if artillery isn't working, you're not using enough of it.
If your asking if you’re using too much artillery then you know it’s enough, but that doesn’t mean you can’t use more
MOAR
if you're not getting teamkills you ain't killing hard enough
@@ShintyShinto Democracy requires sacrifice
Spoken like a Krieger
Orbital drop. Heavy ordnance. Hordes of enemies. Black Sabbath.
This is the male fantasy.
Ordnance, not ordinance.
@@patmooney1407 Much appreciated, sir.
Don't forgot the sci-fi armor and flowing capes
Too bad the devs require me to install a parasitic anti-cheat software to play.
Capes, don't forget the capes!!
A bullet is personal
A grenade is to whomever it may concern.
Mortar team. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCMENT .
PSA stands for PATRIOTIC SUPER ANNOUNCEMENT
ICBM: @Everyone.
Artillery Crew: "Make peace with God, you'll be meeting him shortly."
Holy liberty 300 likes..thanks fellow helldivers!
DEAR GRID COORDINATES
Just finished an Impossible mission set against bots, they really don't fuck around do they.
What? I can't hear you because of all the gun fire on impossible.
Do a scientist escort mission on helldive. Absolutely nothing will go wrong, trust me.
(Not to be confused with the other escort mission)
Are you talking abiut those ones where you evac them from the doors to the spaceport? You cant kill the bots faster than they can spawn in running solo 😂@@dr.cheeze5382
I started playing yesterday and we done some bug missions, we had Challenging level unlocked, so we decided to go and see how fighting bots look like. We finished the mission, but at what cost...
Not f$&king around is hard wired into them
It was then that Skynet felt fear for the first time
this video made no sense to me
you got a guy wearing a massive cloak going into some wierd tube with all sorts of metal bits sticking out that will catch onto his cloak... and probably drag him along with the cloak or squish his body against the ceiling or soemthing...
then the tube thingy is shot into the surface of the planet. Where he will die upon impact... due to G-forces.
@@rgw5991 its a videogame, dont overthink it
@@rgw5991 you must be a socialist robot or a fascist bug to not understand how this video is gloriouse
@@rgw5991 yeah not a fan of the cloak either...thats about my only gripe with the gamer tho XD
@@TheOuroboros84what the fuck are you on about? The cape is fucking peak
"God favours the side with the best artillery"
Napleon Dynamite Blownapart Emperor of the French Connection.
You mean Napalmeon Dynamite Blownapart
- Napalm Dynamite Blownaparte
You mean Napalmeon Dynamite Blownapart - EmPWNer of the French Connection
"But WAR IS BAD!!! THE BUGS ARE OPPRESSED!"
"Shut Up Nerd. Glory To Super Earth."
Yeah! If the Bugs were innocent, why are they dead? Your move, moralists!
@@Wolflord13If the bugs didn't want to get squished, they shouldn't have crawled under my boot. Glory to Super Earth!
Guys see this and think, "Hell yeah"
@@judahboyd2107Carving that into my SEAF issue lighter.
"We come to Liberated them" -a certain Cadet
Honestly sad they patched this out; but for one, brief second; we were GLORIOUS.
Damn was it really already patched out!? Sheesh 😢
@@ryithyeah, all helldivers have to be present during the landing site selection now so no more duplicating strategems 😢
@@VaporForceAhh, that's no fun.
Even in lore, it wouldn't make sense
Why do they hate liberty?
@@jello_cudgel9213Because they are Bug/Commiebot Sympathizers
I fucking love being expendable.
don't we all, for Super Earth!
All warfare is based - Sun Tzu
Dammit you beat me to it
Would you like to know more?
“If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight” -Sun Tzu
As one of the helldrivers in the automatons zone, this bought tear to my eyes.
Feel ya... I've had my fade ran non-stop against them xD
Malevelon shall not fall
There's literally dozens of us
@@christophertidwell2422 freedom never dies!
The guys actually just build a freaking firebase.
I knew reading about Vietnam era tactics would come in handy one day!
Honestly, this probably was the best short & sweet video of that game ever not gonna lie.
Using automated sentries against automatons is a thing of beauty, and irony.
This is what peak Democracy looks like.
Peak democracy is telling the people who they are allowed to vote for. Just ask Colorado. Democracy! 😂
Had to get political 😐@@funkymunky7935
No wonder we took that 3rd defense planet so fast
Sabbath is my go-to when playing this game.
War Pigs is this games anthem.
You have great taste. Might I also recommend "Hellraiser" and "I don't want to stop"?
Both by Ozzie, and bring great vibes as we bring democracy to the galaxy.
"The Trooper" by Iron Maiden and "Sleep Apnea" by Chevelle are also great picks.
@Famousagentman All those save for "Sleep Apnea" are in my Helldivers 2 Playlist. It's mostly Sabbath, Ozzy, CCR, early Stones, Hendrix with some Iron Maiden.
Have been meaning to check out Chevelle for awhile, have had them recommended a lot.
@@brolapse69 Yeah, that's probably my favorite song from them, but they're definitely a band that I would consider underrated.
"The Red" is probably their most popular song, but "Jars" and "Mexican Sun" are solid picks as well.
They don't necessarily fit with the Vietnam-era vibes that I get from your (amazing) playlist, but they're still solid for those interested in hard rock.
Sun Tzu: "War is based"
Me: "... on deception, right?
Sun Tzu:
Me: *sweats nervously*
"If there isn't enough gun, use more gun." -Engineer TF2
Love the monthly fabio post
monthly is so generous lets be honest
@@fabioproductions It's more than what we deserve.
If only I could get past the server capacity.
It’s like there’s a bouncer blocking me from the fucking club lmao.
Can't blame'em too much. They upgraded the capacity and it filled up in literally 5 minutes
At least IRL bouncers come with a line
@@Author_Paluthorwhen people can’t even play the game they bought because the devs force everyone to use their shitty servers, you CAN blame them.
@@shilopnamreg6468ironically a problem of some AAA games today
@@shilopnamreg6468 DId you not research or read what the guy said? And they didnt upgrade once, they are often upgrading capacity until they dont need to anymore.
F that robot army!!!!
Love how the mortars all turn at the same time almost like saluting the enemy before they died!!!
Now this is what true democracy spreading and peacekeeping looks like
The robots just fell apart as they landed, they didn’t stand a chance.
I love how they all just menacingly begin facing the same way before firing 😂
If you listen closely, you can hear the cannon fire spelling out the morse code for "you're fucked"
😂
"All war is based"
-Sun Tzu
I love how everyone saw this game and immediately concluded "Every video of this needs stereotypical Vietnam music"
God is on the side with the best artillery
“Remember; if violence doesn’t work, use additional violence.”
Peacemongers seething when they go to war and it actually is just cool guys with guns and phonk music
Dude, Black Sabbath goes HARD in the background of Hell Divers
"All warfare is based." -Sun Tzu
I've never seen so much democracy in Helldivers 2.
Big "GET OFF MY PLANET" type energy
"Service gurarrantees citizenship"
Ahh, i love the smell of democracy in the morning!
0:13 GW lawyers inbound.
"Use more gun" - Dell "Engie" Conahger
This is the best Helldivers 2 moment i have ever seen.
"enemy contact in that direction" -> "roger, removing that direction"
Death Korps of Kreig tactics.
I adore helldivers, its amazing that they decided to make a sequel
This game truly is a Warhammer 40k Imperial Guard simulator.
War is actually having fun with you friends and driving tanks while blasting Little Dark Age
You smell that boys? Smells like victory
This is the kind of video I’ve been looking for. FOR FREEDOM
Gave em the 48 mortar salute.
This reflects how crucial artillery is in modern war
in helldivers 1 you could legally select multiple of the same of the same stratagem. I preferred it that way. it might be harder to balance but it's also more fun imo.
This sums up modern warfare quite well
"War is hell. My kind of hell."
Helldivers feels like earth defense force all over again.
None-weeb/japanese EDF, basically Starship Troopers mixed with Halo ODSTs. It's still somewhat grounded too, which I love; EDF is a fever dream.
Raining down FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY
And for a single moment, Malevolon Creek was at peace
Managed Democracy at its finest.
"Justice. Liberty. Grade fuckin' A artillery. Let the good times roll"
"Democracy and Freedom is Non-negotiable!"
-Liberty Prime
On today's weather forecast: it will rain democracy with a lot of freedom.
This and a five-seettlements-range-minutemen-artillery strike from Fallout 4 is peak fantasy
I wish we could bring in multiple of the same sentries. 16 missile pods would be funni
Watching the ship spew gore before blowing up was metal asf
The Covenant watching in horror as the ODSTs discover the concept of artillery (2552, colorized):
Helldiver: war is stored in the balls.
Helldivers+Black Sabbath= sweet sweet Liberty's bliss
Remember: The enemy rarely ever has vertical cover. And if they do, that cover has no cover.
I like that this is possible. I hope that instead of limiting it in some way, devs just make an enemy type that is also an artillery battery that will counter this and the players need to go hunt it so their emplacement isn't destroyed.
Well, they patched it 😢
Imperial guard: "Do we have the numbers atvantage? Anyways, let's throw artillery at it."
If you ain't risking your teammates lives enough then your arent dispensing JUSTICE as much as you ought to be!
"God fights on the side of he who has better artillery"
- someone important I'm sure
1:00 man the empire is gonna be mad they at-st couldn't make the landing
I hope that in a future update the devs add a feature that makes an automaton dropship nope the f*ck out when you lay down a certain amount of mortar sentries.
Taking the "Nam but alien bugs and robots" nickname to a whole new level huh ?
Like Napoleon Bonaparte once said: «God favours the side with the best artillery».
That’s some mighty fine democracy!
I love smell of liberty in the morning
Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.
Kriegers landing on any planet:
Gentlemen! These Helldivers beat the game for managed democracy!
I shit you not, 5 minutes ago I was listening to Paranoid here at work and thought “This would be the perfect song to play while fucking up some aliens on Helldivers 2”🔥🔥🔥
No, but that is a very effective strategy... unless you get caught in a bad spot with all turrets both empty and on cooldown.
Ngl, I haven’t played it yet, but this has convinced me that it’s worth my time.
Good to know that the second one is just as unhinged as the first
"we need to bring the war to the bugs"
the one random loading up on nothing but sentries:
"I AM THE WAR"
All war is based - Sun Tzu.
Just letting you know that if xbox wad ever able to join you, your ODST sisters and brothers would join the fight in a heartbeat! I may be a mother now, but DEMOCRACY FIRST!
This is perfection
God, their engineering department must be in overtime
POV: you're the last group of helldivers stationed on malevelon creek
This is a certified Raytheon™️ classic.
Sgt Kilgore would be so proud. He'd almost cry with joy at this site.
*Almost*
"Welcome to Malevelon Creek, Gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small. Some may even turn against your allies as traitorous cowards, but you have my word that I will use the means afforded to my station to ensure your bodies are replaced with able fighting men. This is the greatest reward, more than even credits, for the fight for our way of life is an eternal concern. Now come, follow me. Strike down the machines that rise against us, allow me to find this Super sample. I ask not for my own selfish reasons, but for the good of Super Earth!”
I love this concept of “hell yeah murica fck yeah type”
Wait how did you select multiple mortar turrets
is a glitch. you can spam select and it can occasionally force multiple of the same stratagem
worked differently, but anyways its fixed now @@XeverSeven
@@konstantinzagorodnyy7588 yeah I looked it up, shame that it's fixed
Bro made a historically accurate vietnam firebase artillery firing position .
2023: “War is heck”
2024: “War is based”
It’s only a war crime if you lose
War used to never change, then it became based and now it’s just damned good times
Her: I bet he's thinking about other women.
Him: More mortars? More mortars!