Helldivers 2 : War is based

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  • Опубликовано: 16 фев 2024
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  • @eightfold3195
    @eightfold3195 3 месяца назад +4439

    >Arrive
    >Lay heavy ordinance
    >Leave
    >Refuse to elaborate

    • @savagefrito
      @savagefrito 3 месяца назад +54

      ordnance and ordinance are two VERY different things.

    • @JoeGamer500
      @JoeGamer500 3 месяца назад +30

      3 & 4 should swap

    • @eightfold3195
      @eightfold3195 3 месяца назад +23

      @@savagefrito damn u right

    • @neotuxxedo
      @neotuxxedo 3 месяца назад +6

      @@eightfold3195they were laying down both though

    • @kristiankonev5190
      @kristiankonev5190 3 месяца назад +5

      Just as the founding fathers (of super earth) intended

  • @venomsnek9014
    @venomsnek9014 3 месяца назад +5912

    Orbital drop. Heavy ordnance. Hordes of enemies. Black Sabbath.
    This is the male fantasy.

    • @patmooney1407
      @patmooney1407 3 месяца назад +143

      Ordnance, not ordinance.

    • @venomsnek9014
      @venomsnek9014 3 месяца назад +133

      @@patmooney1407 Much appreciated, sir.

    • @Bareezio
      @Bareezio 3 месяца назад +126

      Don't forgot the sci-fi armor and flowing capes

    • @SahriCahri
      @SahriCahri 3 месяца назад +39

      Too bad the devs require me to install a parasitic anti-cheat software to play.

    • @mr.voidout4739
      @mr.voidout4739 3 месяца назад +27

      Capes, don't forget the capes!!

  • @iaminterface0101
    @iaminterface0101 3 месяца назад +5433

    Remember: if artillery isn't working, you're not using enough of it.

    • @DerpyTC
      @DerpyTC 3 месяца назад +186

      If your asking if you’re using too much artillery then you know it’s enough, but that doesn’t mean you can’t use more

    • @Founder6087
      @Founder6087 3 месяца назад +35

      MOAR

    • @ShintyShinto
      @ShintyShinto 3 месяца назад +45

      if you're not getting teamkills you ain't killing hard enough

    • @JawadBhuiyan
      @JawadBhuiyan 3 месяца назад +42

      @@ShintyShinto Democracy requires sacrifice

    • @helygg8892
      @helygg8892 3 месяца назад +11

      Spoken like a Krieger

  • @MADNIKstudios
    @MADNIKstudios 3 месяца назад +1918

    "But WAR IS BAD!!! THE BUGS ARE OPPRESSED!"
    "Shut Up Nerd. Glory To Super Earth."

    • @Wolflord13
      @Wolflord13 3 месяца назад +310

      Yeah! If the Bugs were innocent, why are they dead? Your move, moralists!

    • @judahboyd2107
      @judahboyd2107 3 месяца назад +224

      ​@@Wolflord13If the bugs didn't want to get squished, they shouldn't have crawled under my boot. Glory to Super Earth!

    • @ironmaiden93ofangmar
      @ironmaiden93ofangmar 3 месяца назад +97

      Guys see this and think, "Hell yeah"

    • @leatherlass6730
      @leatherlass6730 3 месяца назад +53

      @@judahboyd2107Carving that into my SEAF issue lighter.

    • @RyukagiRen
      @RyukagiRen 3 месяца назад +14

      "We come to Liberated them" -a certain Cadet

  • @Reject-Demon
    @Reject-Demon 3 месяца назад +935

    A bullet is personal
    A grenade is to whomever it may concern.
    Mortar team. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCMENT .

    • @_Salok
      @_Salok 3 месяца назад +63

      PSA stands for PATRIOTIC SUPER ANNOUNCEMENT

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 3 месяца назад +31

      ICBM: @Everyone.

    • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
      @SchwererGustavThe800mm 3 месяца назад +16

      Artillery Crew: "Make peace with God, you'll be meeting him shortly."

    • @Reject-Demon
      @Reject-Demon 3 месяца назад +2

      Holy liberty 300 likes..thanks fellow helldivers!

    • @PvtParts14
      @PvtParts14 3 месяца назад +6

      DEAR GRID COORDINATES

  • @emgee2807
    @emgee2807 3 месяца назад +3206

    Just finished an Impossible mission set against bots, they really don't fuck around do they.

    • @Kr4v3rd
      @Kr4v3rd 3 месяца назад +403

      What? I can't hear you because of all the gun fire on impossible.

    • @dr.cheeze5382
      @dr.cheeze5382 3 месяца назад +232

      Do a scientist escort mission on helldive. Absolutely nothing will go wrong, trust me.
      (Not to be confused with the other escort mission)

    • @rileyschulz2565
      @rileyschulz2565 3 месяца назад

      Are you talking abiut those ones where you evac them from the doors to the spaceport? You cant kill the bots faster than they can spawn in running solo 😂​@@dr.cheeze5382

    • @Ivelio1
      @Ivelio1 3 месяца назад +98

      I started playing yesterday and we done some bug missions, we had Challenging level unlocked, so we decided to go and see how fighting bots look like. We finished the mission, but at what cost...

    • @jello_cudgel9213
      @jello_cudgel9213 3 месяца назад +47

      Not f$&king around is hard wired into them

  • @taFBackwards
    @taFBackwards 3 месяца назад +2256

    Honestly sad they patched this out; but for one, brief second; we were GLORIOUS.

    • @ryith
      @ryith 3 месяца назад +183

      Damn was it really already patched out!? Sheesh 😢

    • @VaporForce
      @VaporForce 3 месяца назад +349

      @@ryithyeah, all helldivers have to be present during the landing site selection now so no more duplicating strategems 😢

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 3 месяца назад +137

      ​@@VaporForceAhh, that's no fun.
      Even in lore, it wouldn't make sense

    • @jello_cudgel9213
      @jello_cudgel9213 3 месяца назад +317

      Why do they hate liberty?

    • @inquisitorsteele8397
      @inquisitorsteele8397 3 месяца назад

      ​@@jello_cudgel9213Because they are Bug/Commiebot Sympathizers

  • @dantefromdevilmaycry9857
    @dantefromdevilmaycry9857 3 месяца назад +2082

    It was then that Skynet felt fear for the first time

    • @rgw5991
      @rgw5991 3 месяца назад +7

      this video made no sense to me
      you got a guy wearing a massive cloak going into some wierd tube with all sorts of metal bits sticking out that will catch onto his cloak... and probably drag him along with the cloak or squish his body against the ceiling or soemthing...
      then the tube thingy is shot into the surface of the planet. Where he will die upon impact... due to G-forces.

    • @septicsanssam9892
      @septicsanssam9892 3 месяца назад

      @@rgw5991 its a videogame, dont overthink it

    • @robfus
      @robfus 3 месяца назад

      ​@@rgw5991 you must be a socialist robot or a fascist bug to not understand how this video is gloriouse

    • @TheOuroboros84
      @TheOuroboros84 3 месяца назад +9

      @@rgw5991 yeah not a fan of the cloak either...thats about my only gripe with the gamer tho XD

    • @icyjiub2228
      @icyjiub2228 3 месяца назад

      ​@@TheOuroboros84what the fuck are you on about? The cape is fucking peak

  • @CrniWuk
    @CrniWuk 3 месяца назад +706

    "God favours the side with the best artillery"
    Napleon Dynamite Blownapart Emperor of the French Connection.

    • @viktorkanyik3416
      @viktorkanyik3416 3 месяца назад +39

      You mean Napalmeon Dynamite Blownapart

    • @yeetdepilot6685
      @yeetdepilot6685 3 месяца назад +19

      - Napalm Dynamite Blownaparte

    • @shineinouzen7412
      @shineinouzen7412 3 месяца назад +11

      You mean Napalmeon Dynamite Blownapart - EmPWNer of the French Connection

  • @amergingiles
    @amergingiles 3 месяца назад +349

    I fucking love being expendable.

    • @eastaeg
      @eastaeg 3 месяца назад +9

      don't we all, for Super Earth!

  • @sb17899
    @sb17899 3 месяца назад +546

    All warfare is based - Sun Tzu

    • @abysswatcher9172
      @abysswatcher9172 3 месяца назад +6

      Dammit you beat me to it

    • @dvdbox360
      @dvdbox360 3 месяца назад +8

      "all your based are belong to us" - also sun tzu

    • @amateurgenius8486
      @amateurgenius8486 3 месяца назад +2

      Would you like to know more?

    • @itsumayo
      @itsumayo 2 месяца назад

      “If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight” -Sun Tzu

  • @sammywatokohom172
    @sammywatokohom172 3 месяца назад +680

    As one of the helldrivers in the automatons zone, this bought tear to my eyes.

    • @talscorner3696
      @talscorner3696 3 месяца назад +4

      Feel ya... I've had my fade ran non-stop against them xD

    • @christophertidwell2422
      @christophertidwell2422 3 месяца назад +4

      Malevelon shall not fall

    • @mikedittsche
      @mikedittsche 3 месяца назад

      There's literally dozens of us

    • @talscorner3696
      @talscorner3696 3 месяца назад

      @@christophertidwell2422 freedom never dies!

  • @SynthwaveCrusader
    @SynthwaveCrusader 3 месяца назад +190

    This is what peak Democracy looks like.

    • @funkymunky7935
      @funkymunky7935 3 месяца назад +2

      Peak democracy is telling the people who they are allowed to vote for. Just ask Colorado. Democracy! 😂

    • @RandomPerson-yl7rx
      @RandomPerson-yl7rx 3 месяца назад

      Had to get political 😐​@@funkymunky7935

  • @AnonD38
    @AnonD38 3 месяца назад +113

    The guys actually just build a freaking firebase.
    I knew reading about Vietnam era tactics would come in handy one day!

  • @daxitron
    @daxitron 3 месяца назад +69

    Using automated sentries against automatons is a thing of beauty, and irony.

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds 3 месяца назад +568

    Honestly, this probably was the best short & sweet video of that game ever not gonna lie.

  • @brolapse69
    @brolapse69 3 месяца назад +152

    Sabbath is my go-to when playing this game.
    War Pigs is this games anthem.

    • @Famousagentman
      @Famousagentman 3 месяца назад +9

      You have great taste. Might I also recommend "Hellraiser" and "I don't want to stop"?
      Both by Ozzie, and bring great vibes as we bring democracy to the galaxy.
      "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden and "Sleep Apnea" by Chevelle are also great picks.

    • @brolapse69
      @brolapse69 3 месяца назад +4

      @Famousagentman All those save for "Sleep Apnea" are in my Helldivers 2 Playlist. It's mostly Sabbath, Ozzy, CCR, early Stones, Hendrix with some Iron Maiden.
      Have been meaning to check out Chevelle for awhile, have had them recommended a lot.

    • @Famousagentman
      @Famousagentman 3 месяца назад +1

      @@brolapse69 Yeah, that's probably my favorite song from them, but they're definitely a band that I would consider underrated.
      "The Red" is probably their most popular song, but "Jars" and "Mexican Sun" are solid picks as well.
      They don't necessarily fit with the Vietnam-era vibes that I get from your (amazing) playlist, but they're still solid for those interested in hard rock.

  • @shevo101
    @shevo101 3 месяца назад +160

    No wonder we took that 3rd defense planet so fast

  • @BadassName17
    @BadassName17 3 месяца назад +73

    If only I could get past the server capacity.
    It’s like there’s a bouncer blocking me from the fucking club lmao.

    • @abysswatcher9172
      @abysswatcher9172 3 месяца назад +19

      Can't blame'em too much. They upgraded the capacity and it filled up in literally 5 minutes

    • @jello_cudgel9213
      @jello_cudgel9213 3 месяца назад +6

      At least IRL bouncers come with a line

    • @shilopnamreg6468
      @shilopnamreg6468 3 месяца назад +1

      @@abysswatcher9172when people can’t even play the game they bought because the devs force everyone to use their shitty servers, you CAN blame them.

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 3 месяца назад +1

      @@shilopnamreg6468ironically a problem of some AAA games today

    • @logictom7254
      @logictom7254 3 месяца назад +4

      @@shilopnamreg6468 DId you not research or read what the guy said? And they didnt upgrade once, they are often upgrading capacity until they dont need to anymore.

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit 2 месяца назад +7

    Sun Tzu: "War is based"
    Me: "... on deception, right?
    Sun Tzu:
    Me: *sweats nervously*

  • @thatoneguyhonk2599
    @thatoneguyhonk2599 3 месяца назад +128

    Love the monthly fabio post

    • @fabioproductions
      @fabioproductions  3 месяца назад +31

      monthly is so generous lets be honest

    • @rokva5771
      @rokva5771 3 месяца назад +1

      @@fabioproductions It's more than what we deserve.

  • @Grape7676
    @Grape7676 2 месяца назад +4

    "If there isn't enough gun, use more gun." -Engineer TF2

  • @J_C_CH
    @J_C_CH 3 месяца назад +25

    If you listen closely, you can hear the cannon fire spelling out the morse code for "you're fucked"

  • @Lehnerd
    @Lehnerd 3 месяца назад +30

    Now this is what true democracy spreading and peacekeeping looks like

  • @boldfacedred1023
    @boldfacedred1023 3 месяца назад +135

    F that robot army!!!!
    Love how the mortars all turn at the same time almost like saluting the enemy before they died!!!

  • @allenfuller4843
    @allenfuller4843 3 месяца назад +77

    The robots just fell apart as they landed, they didn’t stand a chance.

  • @borger1723
    @borger1723 3 месяца назад +21

    As a tf2 engineer main, this makes me happy

  • @The_Honcho
    @The_Honcho 2 месяца назад +2

    I love how they all just menacingly begin facing the same way before firing 😂

  • @Dan-zc3ou
    @Dan-zc3ou 3 месяца назад +11

    "All war is based"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @charonsferryold
    @charonsferryold 3 месяца назад +4

    I love how everyone saw this game and immediately concluded "Every video of this needs stereotypical Vietnam music"

  • @Leonardoscify
    @Leonardoscify 3 месяца назад +55

    God is on the side with the best artillery

  • @jackhealy3328
    @jackhealy3328 3 месяца назад +30

    "All warfare is based." -Sun Tzu

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm 3 месяца назад +6

    Dude, Black Sabbath goes HARD in the background of Hell Divers

  • @Bestienjager2490
    @Bestienjager2490 3 месяца назад +4

    “Remember; if violence doesn’t work, use additional violence.”

  • @realhuman3203
    @realhuman3203 3 месяца назад +51

    Peacemongers seething when they go to war and it actually is just cool guys with guns and phonk music

  • @The_Audience.
    @The_Audience. 3 месяца назад +5

    "Service gurarrantees citizenship"

  • @Seravee088
    @Seravee088 3 месяца назад +12

    I've never seen so much democracy in Helldivers 2.

  • @lucasworden1017
    @lucasworden1017 3 месяца назад +3

    Big "GET OFF MY PLANET" type energy

  • @kindofilya7513
    @kindofilya7513 3 месяца назад +9

    Ahh, i love the smell of democracy in the morning!

  • @anitamiller8175
    @anitamiller8175 3 месяца назад +7

    "Use more gun" - Dell "Engie" Conahger

  • @Zane-TheToiletSalesman
    @Zane-TheToiletSalesman 3 месяца назад +6

    - Fall from sky
    - Kill robots with Mortars probably scarring a family of 5
    - Fail to elaborate

  • @trazyntheinfinite9895
    @trazyntheinfinite9895 3 месяца назад +24

    Helldivers feels like earth defense force all over again.

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 3 месяца назад +6

      None-weeb/japanese EDF, basically Starship Troopers mixed with Halo ODSTs. It's still somewhat grounded too, which I love; EDF is a fever dream.

  • @TomaTomohawk24
    @TomaTomohawk24 3 месяца назад +5

    I adore helldivers, its amazing that they decided to make a sequel

  • @alexanderh3876
    @alexanderh3876 3 месяца назад +5

    You smell that boys? Smells like victory

  • @Dan-zc3ou
    @Dan-zc3ou 3 месяца назад +2

    This and a five-seettlements-range-minutemen-artillery strike from Fallout 4 is peak fantasy

  • @kawaii_milkshake2160
    @kawaii_milkshake2160 3 месяца назад +5

    Raining down FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY

  • @Saifer935
    @Saifer935 3 месяца назад +2

    This is the best Helldivers 2 moment i have ever seen.

  • @Zandeelio
    @Zandeelio 3 месяца назад +4

    Managed Democracy at its finest.

  • @superspecky4eyes
    @superspecky4eyes 3 месяца назад +2

    This game truly is a Warhammer 40k Imperial Guard simulator.

  • @EpsilonDoesStuff
    @EpsilonDoesStuff 3 месяца назад +2

    This reflects how crucial artillery is in modern war

  • @ic3-5
    @ic3-5 3 месяца назад +2

    This sums up modern warfare quite well

  • @Evangelion543
    @Evangelion543 3 месяца назад +1

    "Democracy and Freedom is Non-negotiable!"
    -Liberty Prime

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 3 месяца назад +3

    Remember: The enemy rarely ever has vertical cover. And if they do, that cover has no cover.

  • @thomasoreilly857
    @thomasoreilly857 3 месяца назад +1

    "War is hell. My kind of hell."

  • @Bubba1025
    @Bubba1025 3 месяца назад +1

    This is the kind of video I’ve been looking for. FOR FREEDOM

  • @everybodylovesaids
    @everybodylovesaids 3 месяца назад +4

    Helldivers+Black Sabbath= sweet sweet Liberty's bliss

  • @Stingra87
    @Stingra87 3 месяца назад +1

    "Justice. Liberty. Grade fuckin' A artillery. Let the good times roll"

  • @hearthatbird
    @hearthatbird 2 месяца назад +2

    Death Korps of Kreig tactics.

  • @brianerbes7766
    @brianerbes7766 2 месяца назад +2

    War is actually having fun with you friends and driving tanks while blasting Little Dark Age

  • @philthephilosopher9235
    @philthephilosopher9235 3 месяца назад +4

    Kriegers landing on any planet:

  • @hunnyfung5165
    @hunnyfung5165 3 месяца назад +2

    This is perfection

  • @deaddropsd1972
    @deaddropsd1972 2 месяца назад

    Minimal HUD !! Love ❤️ it

  • @fengchewy7126
    @fengchewy7126 2 месяца назад +1

    "enemy contact in that direction" -> "roger, removing that direction"

  • @HalIOfFamer
    @HalIOfFamer 3 месяца назад +3

    I like that this is possible. I hope that instead of limiting it in some way, devs just make an enemy type that is also an artillery battery that will counter this and the players need to go hunt it so their emplacement isn't destroyed.

  • @wr1ght939
    @wr1ght939 3 месяца назад +1

    Watching the ship spew gore before blowing up was metal asf

  • @terrykrugii5652
    @terrykrugii5652 3 месяца назад +1

    And for a single moment, Malevolon Creek was at peace

  • @Mr_HandsomeFace
    @Mr_HandsomeFace 3 месяца назад +2

    I shit you not, 5 minutes ago I was listening to Paranoid here at work and thought “This would be the perfect song to play while fucking up some aliens on Helldivers 2”🔥🔥🔥

  • @ryith
    @ryith 3 месяца назад

    Dear god this was amazing and awesome strat to!

  • @RecordsoftheDeepFolk
    @RecordsoftheDeepFolk 3 месяца назад +3

    Just letting you know that if xbox wad ever able to join you, your ODST sisters and brothers would join the fight in a heartbeat! I may be a mother now, but DEMOCRACY FIRST!

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 3 месяца назад

    Sgt Kilgore would be so proud. He'd almost cry with joy at this site.
    *Almost*

  • @ENTERtheCREATOR
    @ENTERtheCREATOR 3 месяца назад

    Ngl, I haven’t played it yet, but this has convinced me that it’s worth my time.

  • @_Salok
    @_Salok 3 месяца назад +2

    Taking the "Nam but alien bugs and robots" nickname to a whole new level huh ?

  • @NPDStudio
    @NPDStudio 3 месяца назад +1

    If you ain't risking your teammates lives enough then your arent dispensing JUSTICE as much as you ought to be!

  • @KuruSeed
    @KuruSeed 3 месяца назад +2

    Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 3 месяца назад +6

    No, but that is a very effective strategy... unless you get caught in a bad spot with all turrets both empty and on cooldown.

  • @Lazybonez378
    @Lazybonez378 3 месяца назад +1

    God, their engineering department must be in overtime

  • @shockingboring_
    @shockingboring_ 2 месяца назад +1

    in helldivers 1 you could legally select multiple of the same of the same stratagem. I preferred it that way. it might be harder to balance but it's also more fun imo.

  • @6PieCakes
    @6PieCakes 3 месяца назад +4

    That’s some mighty fine democracy!

  • @feartheghus
    @feartheghus 3 месяца назад +2

    Helldiver: war is stored in the balls.

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 3 месяца назад +1

    Good to know that the second one is just as unhinged as the first

  • @iceydicey77
    @iceydicey77 3 месяца назад

    POV: you're the last group of helldivers stationed on malevelon creek

  • @jksmellie
    @jksmellie 3 месяца назад +1

    damn i'm convinced, 10/10 will buy

  • @ezdelicades5554
    @ezdelicades5554 3 месяца назад

    Bro made a historically accurate vietnam firebase artillery firing position .

  • @DEMONIK1149
    @DEMONIK1149 3 месяца назад

    Suddenly: and orbital bombardment of your morter installation hits and you're not only dead but the poi is captured.

  • @sordbrute2753
    @sordbrute2753 3 месяца назад

    "we need to bring the war to the bugs"
    the one random loading up on nothing but sentries:
    "I AM THE WAR"

  • @payn3y95
    @payn3y95 3 месяца назад

    So beautiful

  • @nice3333333333
    @nice3333333333 3 месяца назад

    War used to never change, then it became based and now it’s just damned good times

  • @thane9471
    @thane9471 2 месяца назад +1

    I love smell of liberty in the morning

  • @Snyperwolf91
    @Snyperwolf91 3 месяца назад

    Thats why my favourite color is Warcrimes . They even glow bright in the night .

  • @talscorner3696
    @talscorner3696 3 месяца назад

    I didn't know you could bring four of the same!

  • @shepardghost7077
    @shepardghost7077 3 месяца назад +1

    Like Napoleon Bonaparte once said: «God favours the side with the best artillery».

  • @polarbear3409
    @polarbear3409 3 месяца назад

    "To cannons, all are equal" - Napoleon Bonaparte

  • @McLovin-hz7rx
    @McLovin-hz7rx 3 месяца назад

    They're doing their part!

  • @ccib00
    @ccib00 3 месяца назад +2

    Excessive artillery/mortar like this. General James Van Fleet would be proud.

  • @Nugire
    @Nugire 3 месяца назад

    Imperial guard: "Do we have the numbers atvantage? Anyways, let's throw artillery at it."

  • @joshuaandrewson3091
    @joshuaandrewson3091 3 месяца назад

    "War is hell..."
    "War is HELL"

  • @GabrieltheDevil
    @GabrieltheDevil 3 месяца назад +1

    This is a certified Raytheon™️ classic.

  • @ace142
    @ace142 3 месяца назад

    This video quality gives me such a retro vibes.

  • @BrokeMyCrayon
    @BrokeMyCrayon 3 месяца назад

    Not even 480p can stop my guy from having fun on Helldivers

  • @JAArias67
    @JAArias67 3 месяца назад +1

    On today's weather forecast: it will rain democracy with a lot of freedom.