That's Not a Knife A True Story from 1986

Just a dumb (but true) story I tell about the time some junkie tried to rob the Pizza place I worked at. This was about a year after Crocodile Dundee came out and I did my "best" (i.e. not very good) impression of Paul Hogan's character while scaring off the guy.
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