The Morning After the Carnival Before
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2019
- The perfect balance between baby face blaster and A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD
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This man spent thousands of dollars to have chat use a robot to throw something at him.
Brilliant
life is more than just money you gotta experience those experiences
money is only real if you want it to be, its an ABSTRACT concept
Robbie Rotten *THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME!*
He’s a true compact-American hero and Twitch superstar.
Jerma promises to die at his own carnival ON STREAM
does that classify as a black parade?
Idea: Jerma dressed as a goblin trying to get through an RPG styled dungeon with Twitch interaction.
Counter Idea: Literally just Jerma dressed as a goblin.
Greedy Grinner
fuck me thats so good, like a turn based rpg , where you have to vote on what Jerma goblin does next
So...just Jerma through an RPG Dungeon?
It better have rats.
That's a great idea, I really hope he sees this. Would be just like Dragon's Lair except chat controls Jerma.
He could even be smart and use all the rooms with the right cutaways, so he doesn't waste any money and we get to see everything his creative mind has thought of.
How I imagine it: ruclips.net/video/k3J8FYKZ52w/видео.html
The audio editing made it feel like a documentary
J cuts save lives
Seems more like a stand-up highlight reel to me
@@amphobius what's a J cut
@@sheeperskipps audio and video that aren't cut at the same time - a J cut has audio from the next clip playing before you see the next clip, and an L cut you see the clip before you hear it
it's called a J/L cut as in the timeline it looks like a J or L
@@amphobius Thank you! This a beautiful way of editing
imagine a crime tv series where two detectives go to question a famous circus ringmaster about a murder only to find this insane man babbling about a whale
Turns out Cuddles and Polly Polite were underground clown cops
The whale did it. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Pinwheel and his dumb dog.
Ace attorney
Jerma peaked at "some people might already know me from playing in servers."
Lord Frieza jerma peaked at: “I’m gonna go put cigarettes out on my dick.”
What was the clip of him watching that video from again?
TheMornal pretty sure it’s “jerma is mad pt. 2”
and its all been downhill since then
@logan I meant the clip where he watched himself saying "you probably know me from playing in servers".
1:33 Imagine you’re in an airport and a man with no children around is hauling around this massive wailord and then, he just drops it in the bin with his face a picture of rage
I can't tell if the wailord is huge or this streamer is just that small
Both..
Yes
yeah
It's actually a keychain doll
Jerma is literally 5'2 lol
Wailord survives much to Jerma's chagrin.
Little Pig Boy comes from the dirt
TPLT much to jerma’s chad chin
I still love the fact that chat could barely toss a ball in a hole, but the moment they got the chance to throw something at jerma without him moving, they fucking NAILED him straight in the face
Jerma, the money is in your account. Please release my family, i'm begging you.
...oh
hey its me ur brother, send over the cash
@@rebelfriend1818 Hello! I'm your long lost Nigerian uncle. Please send me 100 bitcoins by 8:00 PM tonight so I can mail you my stash of gold. I took it from the mines and I will send it to you via UPS, but you have to act fast.
Thank you and God bless.
Hello friend! I currently control the majority of the blood diamond trade in Zimbabwe, and I have emailed YOU specifically with a very special and profitable offer!! For just $100 a week you can get fucked!!
Is Jerma’s comments section just slowly morphing into Fantano’s comments section?
Wailord would have been okay if jerma patented stalls were a thing.
TOOTHPRICK CONFIRMED FOR JERMA RUMBLE: ULTIMATE.
What a damn nice guy, Jerma's honestly the best streamer, the very definition of a prime streamer.
That carnival was amazing, still can't believe it doesn't have millions and millions of views.
Edit: HE JUST SAID THERE'S MORE COMING?
This dude is unreal.
greasy breads Meanwhile everyone is jacking off to e girls instead of actually watching good streamers
Thats why as of right now there are 517 likes and 0 dislikes
Jerma isn't even human anymore, he's some alien or robot trying to take over the world through unrivaled entertainment
@@somedecidueye7292 Actually, you may be on to something. My brother recently told me his theory that Jerma is using his superhuman comedy powers to promote diet and exercise. Think about it- the live action Jerma Rumble had "Fruit, eat it up! It's nature's candy". His 4000 subscriber video was about The Egg, teaching people that eggs are part of a healthy breakfast. Videos like the Jerma Rumble series and Gabe Degrossi playing basketball are his attempts to push people towards sports, and show that if you're in good shape you can accomplish great things. And on the other hand, he's always got Byeahs around, being a symbol of unhealthy lifestyles, portrayed in a negative light as unoriginal, unpleasant, overweight and not to be taken seriously.
In this essay I will...
greasy breads He just announced on stream today that something else is coming in December.
Man afflicted with dwarfism considers abandoning child in busy airport.
He got the socks AND the Wailord! Love this guy, and chat got the socks from the claw machine so easily.
Mr. Personal Space
After we figured out the controls were NOT inverted, that is
@@somedecidueye7292 What kind of boomer thinks carnie games use inverted controls?? The carnival is not a fucking airplane.
Nebbys
Someone in chat screamed that right and left were switched, and from there it just snowballed
Is this the streamer who smuggled drugs on an airplane in a pokemon plush?
Jerma is climbing Mount Everest. He is only a quarter the way there.
He is using 1% of his comedic energy
Jerma you scared me when you started yelling about walking after running out of gas lmao. Thanks for being so good all the time.
I'm happy to hear that Jerma and the Robo Team were having such a good time working together, you can tell Jerma was really pleased with them
AND THEN I'M GONNA WALK!
He scared you? Wtf are you talking about
@@theultimatebro9278 I think it's cause he just spazzes out and yells, "AND THEN IM WALKIN" after a moment of silence.
It also made me fart a bit.
5”2 carnival conductor goes crazy over a wacky whale circa 1934 colorized
Jerma is indeed 5 inches
@@KawaiiBabyTragon kinky
"Explain to me why there are cows that are acting like mountain lions." - A real thing Jerma said
Oh I believe it. ...Err, well that he said that. Though if there are cows acting like mountains lions, I’d like to know.
Someone get David Attenborough and crew on filming that.
@@DeusExAngelo That's honestly normal cow behaviour, some cows are smug assholes or get wary around strangers.
I honestly love jerma, he has to be one of the most creative content creator I know, all of the insane antics and awesome ideas jerma had in RUclips how finally transfers into twitch where honestly it’s far better, without guidelines jerma has to be one of the best streamers.
short streamer lol
Eddie Burke AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAJAHA
7:13 “Am I weird?” asks the man who could pass as an actual clown if he was just walking past a circus
He wasn’t kidding. JermaEarth really did get deleted.
F
Can’t believe no one refers to it as Jearth
Was that another channel he had?
@@bayareaomg It was an emote in his Twitch chat
Why was it deleted?
@@thisfishiscoolashell no idea unfortunately
I love wailord so much
Jerma looks like an alternate reality Dennis from Always Sunny
XDDD
Jerma is going to make the RAT MOVIE in live-action with real-life actors and props! (pls do it Jerma)
The ending will be the actual destruction of Earth.
I hope it's an Infinity War rip-off just with rats.
Jerma is totally the kind of guy to actually destroy the planet for a bit
Jerma to direct, write, produce and star in UNTITLED RAT MOVIE (2021)
@@reedfrombigisland Geez, hope they can do it in one take... Imagine the cost of a reshoot
Having not seen this stream, I genuinely thought Jerma grew a full beard in a day. Thanks Mack
It's like he pasted Jon Snow's facial hair onto Jerma
Compact ring master goes paranoid about his druglord plushie, thinks about gifting it to children.
I’ll be real for a second, I’m so happy Jerma keeps making content and entertaining us.
I wanna hug him so bad
"Your career peaked at Shpee"
Imagine spending so much on a carnival just to read that from chat
12:16-12:30
The scenario he creates sounds almost like it could be a whole Seinfeld episode.
The whole "toothpick guy" thing sounds like something that would happen in an episode of Seinfeld
Makes me sad to hear him say the carnival is only the beginning, especially when he says they are already planning stuff. Corona probably got in the way of those plans :((
Re watching this makes me a little sad for jerma man... like he really wanted to start doing some big stuff and a few months later covid hits and we cant do anything for almost a year now... Hope he still has the motivation when all this bullcrap ends.
Jerma STOLE Vinny's stubble in the thumbnail. Get this madman behind bars NOW
short streamer angry that worlds largest pokemon is giving him a hard time
Jerma almost threw out otto's favourite bed.
9:07 When you step on your dog’s tail
Damn Jerma you lookin kinda cute today ngl
You fool! Jerma always looks cute..
>today
listen: jerma is unironically handsome, with or without stubble
Moustache hair
Mr. Colpekker Hope he sees this king
Jerma talks in the cadence of an irishman.
Boston man
@@fredsleftnut6394 well there’s a lot of crossover there, which I’m aware of. I left this over two years ago so I’m not sure what I’m referring to here.
I could listen to Jerma talk for DAYS
The whale plushie isn't really that big. It just looks huge compared to Jerma.
his name is wailord
All goofs aside, It really makes me happy to see how excited about and proud of this stuff jerma gets. You can tell he really loves putting on these big elaborate shows and whenever he talked about things like the live action rumble you could tell he really wanted to get back to doing things like that again. He seriously looked giddy with excitement in the carnival stream, and that just put the biggest fucking smile on my face.
Legitimately one of the most creative and wholesome entertainers on the planet. Thanks for the years of content, keep dreaming bigger.
2:48 this rant is the most kickass shit jerma has ever said. what a fucking legend on all levels. god speed you magnificent bastard.
If a sweaty Jerma ran up to me in an airport and offered me a stuffed whale, I would ascend.
"I've got a story to tell you about wailord" as a lifelong fan of the series, my ears have been blessed to hear these words
That thumbnail makes him look at least 10 years older
he is in his mid 20s
@@deadeyes2803
Jerma is in very early 30s lol.
@@deadeyes2803 He said he was 34 in the carnival stream
after jerma dressed as a clown for a stream bit that was a year or so old, i genuinely believe the toothpick bit will prevail into 2020
Twitch has to keep saving Wailord and the socks.
Also, Shpee is still the funniest thing.
“You peaked at shpee”
Wait..... So Jerma’s the one who made the shpee video all those years ago. Holy shit
I know, right!?!
"He's such an awkward, big sausage hotdog shape" Nice wording lol
god bless you jerma you fucking GOD OF AN ENTERTAINER
Timed Stubble is an RPG ability.
Jerma looks like off-brand Leon Kennedy
Lmao
Next time we control the robots IN SPACE. And the clowns are still there.
Is this the streamer with the timed stubble?
The Carnival is a legendary stream, I can't tell how you could even top it. It's a magnum opus.
Wait and see. He topped live action jerma rumble
It’s an awesome stream, but it can’t top shpee. Now that was Jerma at his peak
I was the toothpick d-head for a lil while, I had it after work instead of smoking.
It was great until a cop walked up to me asking why I was "hanging around here"while I was just... waiting for the bus. Shady toothpick guy stereotype is still alive folks!
jermas like, a really good influence on the internet, i think
theres so much pure honest passion to make people happy in these videos
too bad chats awful
From tf2 with star_ to a literal GOD. He e v o l v e d
I can't wait for the Jerma985 stream where he opens up a giant chocolate factory and one user gets to become his protégé.
Holy shit, Jerma's gonna do more streams like the carnival one?!
Btw, he said that the next interactive stream would come sooner than people might be expecting. Could he be planning a spook house for Halloween?
Bird Flox on stream he said he was planning another one for dec-feb but he could pull a switcheroo on us
He confirmed yesterday (stream after TwitchCon) that the next thing will be December-January, and that TwitchCon involved planning for it
@@Cat_Stevens oh, nice. That's still pretty soon then
Holy Mack going WILD with the J-cuts
his thing about timing his stubble so he looks good at cons and stuff is normal but he says it in a way that makes him sound 5000% more deranged LMAO
Been watching Jerma for almost a decade back when I was a freshman HS. I never get bored or stopped laughing at his content. Hopefully, he continues to be successful since some of my fav youtubers either taking a long break or broke up.
each time you do something crazy like this jerma i think this is it, this is the greatest jerma joke of all time there can never be one better. and each time you prove me wrong and do something even better. love you man cant wait for jerma rumble 2050 where all us viewers fight each other live on stream
The thumbnail makes me extremely uncomfortable, please delete it immediately thanks
Lol funny joke
it scares me too 😳
It’s the toothprick
I'm blinded by your profile picture. Please replace it immediately or else I'll sue you for damages. Thanks.
Looks like a daddy 🤤
Full body exoskeleton suit controlled by chat would be cool.
No One:
Thumbnail: Jerma can grow a beard
why are u a lil pepo
@@deadeyes2803 why arent u a lil pepo?
"Your career peaked at shpee"
No, it peaked at about 5' 4".
I just wanna say that Jerma is one of the best streamers out there. And it's criminal that he's not more popular. The work he put in to entertain his fans is just mind blowing, and the abuse he takes just so we can have a good laugh and a break from real life at his expense is something i can' t begin to thank him enough for.
I'm taking this moment to post something heartfelt to lay off the meme's and jokes to genuinely thank jerma for his dedication to his fan base. I've been watching him since the TF2 days and i'm hoping you branch out and continue to make even more shows and continue to have much more success as a streamer and a youtuber.
WIth that said, can someone tell me if this is the guy that beat Dark souls on stream?!
i was really looking forward to jermas planned streams. too bad the world is ending and Jeremy has the spine of an 80 year old construction worker.
This is really cool, because in high school I was on an FTC robotics team, which is affiliated with AndyMark. It's really weird seeing a company that I'm familiar with partnering with Jerma lmao.
clickbait he has no beard
I want Jerma to star in a satire comedy movie with Nicolas Cage and Shia LaBeouf
aw shiet, its a wild rpm
Daily reminder that this man once ate a full sleeve of oreos before throwing up on his mother's bed.
Jerma please my attention span hasn't even allowed me to watch the highlights yet
Get a better attention span
@@KawaiiBabyTragon I'm trying, I really am
Jermas timed stubble strategy is underrated. I always do the same exact thing
As a long time fan all I have to say is thank you for everything. We don't deserve all that you do for us but you do it anyway. You are truly the best.
AND THEN WHEN IM DONE CRAWLING..
He’s not the streamer we deserve, but he’s certainly the streamer we need
Thanks smoll man for bringing so many laughs to so many people and doing things that no other streamer would do like. A CARNIVAL FOR THE CHAT
giant streamer rants about having to use a ruler as a tooth pick, opens up about fear of razors
Chat was right about the shaving direction though, best way with a safety razor is first pass with the grain, second pass against the grain
Whats Poppin gamer
Love the editing transitions
Jerma is the only person I could listen to describing their shaving routine and actually keep my interest
You know what would be a great way to have a "rest stop" after this spectacle?
Playing Pokemon Ruby and getting Wailord.
pretty hype for future content after watching this, even when he's a ghost he's gonna keep goin.
"timed stubble"
I never knew how much I needed Bearded Jerma until today
And "journey of the shpees" is recommended to me right now,I wonder why people are suddenly coming back to it now.
ever since that episode of house Im deathly afraid of putting a toothpick in my mouth
WHY DID YOU NOT USE THE POPPINGAMERS HOLY?
I TRUSTED YOU
what's poppingamers
elwanted muerto eyooo
Jerma’s content ONLY gets better. No peak here boys.
remember when jerma was ster's sidekick dicking around in tf2 lmaoo
Nah Ster was Jerma’s sidekick sorry
That speech about peaking, the gas and esprcially the "AND THEN I'M GONNA WALK!" was actually very motivational. This can be applied to everything in your life friends
There's going to be another Carnival this year?! Alright, you convinced me to stay alive until October.