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As an autistic person I can confirm I was not vacuumed
As a vacuum I can confirm I didn’t vacuum you
If you were vacuumed you would be dead because when you are vacuumed you go through a process called abortion and it rips you apart
Same.
I vacuumed myself with my parents vacuum cleaner.
The vacuum said "Dyson" on it, but I'm still alive.
As an autistic person, I second this
"if youve met one person with autism, youve met one person with autism" is actually a pretty important way to convey that autism presents itself differently in different people.
True. I have autism and I am pretty different from other people I have met with autism the same can be said of any condition or disorder. Just because you knew one person with anxiety, depression, bipolar, borderline personality disorder or other stuff doesn't mean you meet them all. Each person is different.
So true tho
7:37 I think the teacher meant to write "How long are the tables combined?" or "What's the total length of the tables when put end to end?" and the kid instead answered the question EXACTLY as it was asked. Like if you asked someone "How big are those apples?" pointing to 3 apples, you'd answer the same way.
I love how confused this made Robin.
I could tell they mistook the "t" in "ft" for a plus sign, when they asked if the teacher was "correcting the plus signs."😂
Btw.. no you're not putting 21ft of tables in a 21ft room. 😂 Just imagine getting the last one in.
I´ve seen so many stupid questions like that one :D
When I get one infront of me, I say "If you ask a stupid question, you'll get a stupid answer"
That kid though, aced that answer! Teachers needs to relax!
@@GhastlyGhostrider Yup. My autism made things like this difficult earlier in life.
Everything was literal to me at first.
@@GhastlyGhostriderWhile the Kid aced that exam, the education system and the teacher's mental well being doesn't allow it to be a correct answer.
@@Alexa-Raine "Btw.. no you're not putting 21ft of tables in a 21ft room. 😂 Just imagine getting the last one in."
You can lift the 3ft table above the other's, set it on top to push it to the end where it's needed and then slide/lower it into place, right? I can't imagine that a classroom (US American) table that's 3 feet is that heavy.
4:02 that's a common phrase in the Autistic community, meant to remind people that Autism is a very diverse diagnosis and just because two Autistic people don't act alike doesn't mean they aren't both Autistic! Especially useful and applicable to when someone says that I, a twenty year old woman, can't be Autistic because I don't behave like her five year old nephew.
I don’t really get it
@@ogmonstercock you know how sometimes people will say "If you've seen one [thing], you've seen them all?" It's used to mean that whatever the thing they're talking about is very uniform, and that it isn't worth it to seek out more because you'll pretty much be seeing the same thing. Like saying "if you've seen one sunset you've seen them all" saying that sunsets all look the same. So this is a play on that, saying Autistic people are quite the opposite - we are not uniform at all, and each time you meet another one of us you'll be meeting a very different person.
@@ogmonstercock ASD as it's now called can be anywhere from Debilitating to *just* barely not normal. Those were called Aspies (Aspergers) (I am also one of those)
Autism association.
@@ogmonstercockcan't tell if that's an INSANELY high brow joke, or you're just being honest lol.
Hear me out... dating a dragon would be pretty damn wicked as long as they have an intelligence level of a human or above.
Not sure about the physical side though. Unless you're into that.
@captainhoratiobungleiii7147 well, it depends on the type of dragon some dragons can polymorph in more... size equivalent forms.
Well..now i want a dragon bf 😂
@@AllisonRodriguez066 we can help each other find our dragon spouse
@@ceraunoashe9134 oh hell yeah😏😎🐲🐉
Robin voicing one of my fav subreddits sounds like a good time for me.
Me too cuz sounds like Cookie Masterson too me
this is THE BEST subreddit. (also 100th like)
Ehhhh, it used to be absolutely goatee but now it’s so full of garbage that’s it’s pretty mid. They probably had to really search around to make a good comp like this.
Same
4:02 i actually really like this message because alot of non-autistic people think autism onlh looks a certian way when its a very individuistic disorder.
As an autistic person myself, I’m using this to justify all of my autistic headcanons, thank you very much 😏
@@apocalypseofplush Luna Lovegood, change my mind.
@@Chrischi3TutorialLPs I shall not. Your interpretation is valid.
@@Chrischi3TutorialLPsWhy would I change your mind, you're correct.
@@Chrischi3TutorialLPs As another Autistic individual in this comment section, I can see that.
7:30 they wanted the kid to add the lengths of the tables together, despite them never saying that, and the + was the passive agresive way of the teacher telling a kid you should add without telling them they should add, leaving this kid scratching his head as he sits looking at this question for the next 5 mins wondering what he did wrong.
14:29 Fun fact: If we knew that an UFO was an alien spacecraft, it would no longer be an UFO.
It would be an IFO :)
Exactly, @@GedanJ
@@GedanJor an IAS
everything is an UFO if you are bad enough at identifying flying objects
7:18 the teacher missed saying "in a long line", so the first question should have been "How long is the new long table they created?" This is also why the teacher put the + signs with the =___ at the end when correcting the question.
Answer was supposed to be 4+6+8+3 = 21 feet long
However, as the question is now the kid is technically correct with just stating all the induvidual tables.
you know it’s gonna be a good day when robin voices 🔥
Yessss
One of my favourite quotes goes something like. "Sure, money doesn't bring happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a limo than on a bike".
I have one i recently thought of: "ADHD is like giving yourself superpowers (creative thinking, etc.) but breaking your legs to make sure you don't take over the world (other brain functions not working)" and im reallt proud of it since it accuratly describes how ADHD feels
I'd say the same of ASD. Become ridiculously amazing at a handful of things, lose interest in and suck at a ton of others.
Yeah, that's actually pretty good!
7:37 that’s why it’s important to Form questions correctly. A teacher should really know that
It's worth noting that they, in fact, cannot fit in the room, because the room is only 21 feet long, and has no *width*. So even if you put these things in skinny-ways, it's 3 feet wider than the room is.
@@tonberryking42 The tables have no width either. Or height. It's a 1-D universe. Which raises the question of how do students get around things to move them together.
Yes. The tables aren't getting longer just because you push them together, so technically the answer is correct.
But that would make it fair for neurodiverse pupils. Shit like this is why I had countless arguments with teachers, got worse grades, started to hate school, and left it because of psychosis... fun.
So for the math problem, whoever made the worksheet probably meant to ask, how long are the 4 tables COMBINED, but just wrote how long are the tables. The kid did technically answer the question that was asked, but the worksheet asked the wrong question. Clearly the kid understood though, since the 2nd part is correct. Those amounts add up to 21, so assuming you weren’t planning on having a person in that room, the tables all fit.
you could have the kids on the tables
7:30 I think the joke there is you’re suppose to add all the lengths up, but instead the kid just wrote down the lengths of each individual table, which is technically what the question asks, but it’s like a “you know what I meant” moment
yeah, haha :)
Also, it doesn't ask if the can fit, in a line, in the classroom, only if they fit at all. It's just poorly worded the whole way through.
Right, if you stack them they'll almost certainly fit
@@denverarnold6210
@@denverarnold6210 You are right... Wow, this could be a fun test to take haha
I hate the saying, "Money is the root of all evil."
No, it is, "The LOVE of money is the root of all evil."
We seriously need to normalize using Greed more often and saying it as "Greed is the root of all evil" so that f_ckwits can't skew the meaning anymore
I was gonna say that, lol
... and the root of the love of money is?
@@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364having any form of tradable currency
@@GedanJ exactly.
4:35 from another point of view would be "Autistic people would still do the same sh_t that Non-Autistic people do and we shouldn't ostracize Autistic people"
3:15 Technically, Luke isn't orphaned. His Dad is still alive at that point.
spoilers smh /j
And he didn’t choose to give him away
@@matthewboire6843wait a minute. Luke was kidnapped by an enemy if the state, against the father’s wishes
Hi, hockey fan here:
Brent Gretzky only played briefly in the NHL. Researching his stats, those four points were scored in thirteen games in the mid-90s, more specifically, the 1993-94 and 1994-95 seasons, both with the Tampa Bay Lightning. Of those, one was a goal, scored in the 1993-94 season.
Imagine if the two guys in the picture shown were actually brothers
@@KevinS_1699 Yeah, it showed a picture of Wayne with Brett Hull, for some reason.
12:03: The car has a Belgian license plate but the signage and trafficlights and the red bicycle path are typically Dutch. Ladas were very common in the 1980's.
6:56 “Did the kids make help it?” -Robin 2023
I was searching for this comment 😂😂😂
@@Amari_Jsame😂😂😂
Had to listen to it twice because I thought I was just being dumb lol
2:20 they left one of those on my prom dress when I bought it. The alarm didn't go off. We came back in the next day, showed the receipt, and the lady was just as confused as we were 😅
The verse is actually that "the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil"
Ironic that churches are always trying to get their hands on ours
I actually had to remove one of those security tags from something my wife ordered from a stores website. It involved cutting the thing open and dismantling the spring mechanism.
1:02 and people say the perfect girlfriend doesn't exist, i'd love to have a 900 year old gigantic fire breathing girlfriend too.
Fr
5:10 I've seen movies with "post credit scenes" that were just some of the best bloopers, those are the best
Robin finally got a non-angry subreddit!!
7:36 Basically the question was supposed to be “what is the length of all the tables combined?” Instead they asked “how long are the tables?” The student interpreted as length of each singular table (which is technically correct), but the question was intended to be solved by adding all the lengths. So the fault is in how they worded the question, not really the student’s.
1:31 If you really wanna drill down with this, treat each food's container as a house, and the fridge as a larger community/town.
...And it's all going in my mouth, haha! >:D
pffff hahahahaha
no not the fridge!
Please do not eat the containers.
Refrigerator is my favorite word. It’s got that nice ring to it, you know?
Bro what are you DOING-
0:32 is the best fan art i’ve ever seen, thank you spamton
better than anime
@@asster358Yes
thank you completely real sacristuff
@@TheStellarMarsyou’re welcome! get ready for OBS 199! coming december last year
the salesman really cooked
Clarification for the bumper sticker thing - saw the full version. Apparently the purpose of the stickers is to sarcastically ‘change’ the meaning of when you honk at them - as in, ‘if you honk at me, I am going to pretend it means you like pizza, and not that my driving is irritating you/I’m in the way’. I had always thought it was just asking people to honk, which confused me.
oooh thank you, it might have changed over time too
You can take that first one one step further. When pronouncing the letter W, the letter W is not used. (well... in English, in many other languages it is)
1:30 If I am remember correctly the "how much further" is posted on that same thread, "I then take my food out of the smaller cold house to put it into an even smaller hot house so I can eat it"
12:53 everyone playing darts can tell you that the Bullseye is probably the least used spot on the dartboard/ It is the tripples (inner red ring) and doubles (out red ring) that are what people aim for. Bullseye generally only is used to determine who will start (closest near the bullseye) or if they happe to have 50 points to go (something that rarely happens)
It's also fun that it's Double U when the letter form represents Double V which is what it's called in French
@@owenthompson4071 technically correct. However it is Double U because in Latin and Old English, the letter V didn't exist at the time. (V is a number in Latin)
You could technically pronounce it "double yew"
I had an aunt who lived near Wrigley field in Chicago. After every game, she would go for a walk and pick up abandoned money. Drunk people are apparently not very good at putting their money back into their pockets. She'd make roughly $100/night doing this.
11:00 It's the difference between "necessary" and "enough". Money is one of the factors needed for a happy life - not enough, but still necessary. You can imagine "life" as a mechanism and "money" as a gear in it: a mechanism won't work with just one gear and nothing else, but it also won't work with everything except the gear.
1:09 i like how it took her 4 years to fix it
The letter "L" starts with an "e"
The letter H starts with an A
As does the letter “x.”
@@zaydenmYTno it does not
As does F, I, M, N, S and X.
R starts with an A
Y starts with a W. Or would that be a D?
There will be shit in my pants
In German "W" makes a "weh" sound, so it actually starts with W.
Also, English is the only language to say Pineapple to something that every other country has a version of Ananas of.
In terms of the going further into the cold-hot cycle it sadly ends soon. You can say that inside the fridge you can find a compressor which cools air by pulling energy from it to heat itself. The now cool air then is cycled into the fridge section. Same with AC.
piña
Not really true on the pineapple thing. Korean is basically a transliteration of pineapple into Korean script. Other languages also use pineapple or some variation of it.
Yep, I have been proven wrong, sorry
"Vacuuming your kids does not cause autism" this gave me a tricking stroke, but also can confirm I was never vacuumed and I'm still autistic so it checks out
4:16 I am 40 years old and I still don't understand how I am supposed to interpret this in any other way.
10:55 Money won't solve my depression, but it can solve a bunch of the problems I'm depressed about. Like my home.
Exactly.
5:56 aw, they didn't include the picture where the I stopped working and someone went, "it's okay, he came back."
For the math question at 7:14
The question is asking how long the tables are, the kid took this to mean how long they _individually_ are and she's... r/technicallycorrect
05:38 There is literally a word for this in English, where a word is pronounced differently to the way it is spelled. Its called a shibboleth. Typically it is a name of a person or place. Example, "I had to go visit my urologist, Dr Cockburn." (Pronounced Co-Burn)
how is it pronounced
@@chippythemusicguyShibboleth? Ironicly, just how it's spelled.
I suggest you Google the word; that isn't what shibboleth means. It's a word pronounced differently by different groups of people.
@@frankhooper7871 Yes, locals have come to say the word differently. Residents of Costessey for example, say it 'Cossey'. Worcester is said 'Wooster', someone from Barnoldswick says it 'Barlick'
Where people that arent local, outside of the group, would say it as its spelled. Much to the amusement no doubt of the locals.
Especially if someone there is named Fetherstonhaugh (Fan-shaw)
12:10 "where in the world is this though"
Well looking at the license plate and seeing a big B and the EU logo I assume it's somewhere in Belgium.
But since the roads seem to not be terrible I guess it's somewhere in the Netherlands.
yes, it's a Russian car (a Lada) driven by a Belgium drivers license holder somewhere in The Netherlands.
Brent Gretzky got his 4 points in 13 career games, and Wayne is 1st in career points by almost 1000 with 2857
oml when Robin said "did the kids make help them" i died lmao 😂😂😂
4:20 Wait, is that not what that means...?
1:12 I completely agree. I cry everytime my mom vacuums the house, and my friends keep telling me I'm 'neurodivergent' and I should 'get diagnosed' but I dunno man, I think it's just anxiety,
"my brain is already clogged up with beer residue and saddness" is robin okay and can i give him a hug 😭
00:10
While we’re on the subject:
- F begins with E
- H begins with A
- L begins with E
- M and N begin with either E or I
- Q begins with K
- R begins with A
- S begins with E
- U begins with Y
- X begins with E
- Y begins with W
Que begins with Q
Ue begins with U
12:01 That looks like a Belgian license plate to me.
03:50
To be fair, if Luke _hadn’t_ blown up the Death Star, millions more (and almost entirely innocent civilians) would have died.
For the math problem involving the tables around 7:10-7:50, Part A is asking for the total length of the tables combined, worded vaguely. So if the tables are, individually, 4, 6, 8, and 3 feet long, respectively, then combined the length is 21 feet (4+6 = 10, 8+3 = 11, 10+11 = 21, just so we're all on the same page).
6:03 FIVE/FE=IV. 5/iron=4 1/iron=4/5 iron=5/4
According to the English language, periodic table, Roman numerals, and algebra combined iron is 1.25.
r/woosh
13:47 you can be identical and still different genders lol
6:15 when you say it like that it sounds like a Saw movie plot
10:36 Ah, yes, the second coming of "Money can't buy you happiness"...and it _still_ overlooks the oft-demonstrated fact that money can buy a hell of a lot more happiness than _poverty_ does.
Give me $100,000 debt-free and I will gladly demonstrate how wrong _both_ of these idiotic adages are! Who coins these adages, anyway? _Rich_ people trying to scare us peasants away from the Ivory Tower? 🤨
Yes, “money can’t buy happiness” is only true after a certain point. If you are financially secure enough to live comfortably, having more money is statistically unlikely to make you happier. If, however, you are struggling to pay for your basic needs, or barely scraping by without being able to put anything aside for emergencies, and being constantly stressed by financial hardship, money will absolutely buy happiness because getting rid of stress does make you happier.
@@valerierodger True enough, but after you have more than that certain threshold of money, _bank it_ in Savings and live off the interest. It may not be buying you any more happiness _now,_ but it can still buy your continued happiness further down the road, more so whenever an economic recession hits.
10:30 as an aussie, that accent was so atrocious that it ended out actually sounding like some Aussies 💀
8:20 we can’t go over it we can’t go under it WE’LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT! (Barges through the woman making her topple over)
Nah, you can just go to the end of the rope and either go under it or open it, pass and close it behind you. I'll assure you it would work.
@@Ares_V no 😈
@@Moony_does_stuff ok, you win
@Ares_V mwa ha ha 😈
6:11 I always interpreted hangman as the guy is being hung, not killing himself (not that that's any better lol)
Better (more specific) style is
Hung is a picture. A phone, A pornstar.
Hanged is a condemned man.
5:02 one time when we went to the cinema we watched a film I forgot the name of and waited to see if there was a post credit scene, there was a nice couple sitting near us who asked if there was a scene, we said we didn’t know, and continued to watch the credits as they left, there was no post credit scene, but on the way out, we met them again and said the scene came on as soon as they left and that it made the whole film really come full circle and that it was the most important part of the whole film and it’s gotten us really invested in the story and that we’d kill ourselves if a sequel didn’t come out soon
To them, idk if I’m sorry, we had a good laugh
Ever scene I was a child "spelling letters" has been the bane of my existence.
Oh hey, me and my boy Robin have at least one thing in common, we both barely survived highschool math.
11:30 the teacher played himself with no problem, now he also wants to go screw himself? Sweet.
The one with the “username = job”
Am i getting paid to draw unintelligible stickmen and wiggly smiles?
8:00 If the line is not too long then she's right.
It's really exhausting to move a tiny bit every time when you can take 3 meter once in a while.
11:07 No, this is actually correct. The declination is −26°57′ ± 20′. The right ascension is either 19h25m31s ± 10s or 19h28m22s ± 10s. Note that the two possible right ascension values are far narrower than the declination value, meaning we have a much clearer idea of the right ascension than we do of the declination. Scientists have tried to isolate the origin direction of the signal by hypothesizing what caused it, and then creating models to determine what sort of instruments would be able to confirm or deny a given hypothesis today while the object is relatively quiet (from our perspective), though as of 2023 we still have not made any significant progress in the search aside from cataloguing our searches up to this point.
14:35 Hey thats a good point, UFO *cannot* be used for alien spacecraft... because you've identified it.
9:55 Gay and 100% ready to be a dad
14:34 that reminds me of a joke my friend told me.
2 scientist walk into a bar (or something i forgot). One scientist says that he wants some h2o. The second scientist said that he wants some h2o too. The second scientist is dead
Asking a quiet man why he likes loud women is like asking a submissive why they prefer dominant partners
so you don't have to look it up yourself - 6:10 Section 154 of the Railway Act of 1989: "154. Endangering safety of persons travelling by railway by rash or negligent act or omission.-If any person in a rash and negligent manner does any act, or omits to do what he is legally bound to do, and the act or omission is likely to endanger the safety of any person travelling or being upon any railway, he shall be punishable with imprisonment for a term which may extend to one year, or with fine, or with both."
As an autistic kid who was vacuumed, I can confirm that it does cause autism.
I’m autistic, and at the question about honking for Pizza I had to stop and reconsider my life choices before Robin swooped down from EmKay heaven and saved me from the evilness of “wait crap, have I been doing it wrong?”
also as an autistic person i got confused by this and thought i would share another comment i found that clarified it for me:
@pixxeldust :
Clarification for the bumper sticker thing - saw the full version. Apparently the purpose of the stickers is to sarcastically ‘change’ the meaning of when you honk at them - as in, ‘if you honk at me, I am going to pretend it means you like pizza, and not that my driving is irritating you/I’m in the way’. I had always thought it was just asking people to honk, which confused me.
Oh, wait what? I’m an idiot.
7:45 the question didn't ask for the length of all of the tables combined, even though that's what the teacher wanted
12:56 my record is like 10 years, 14 years is flat out impressive
8:24 The girl isn't the stupid one. Anyone waiting for her to move is. If no one tries to get ahead of her it really is the same for her. Whomever posted this instead of cutting in front of her was actively choosing to make her right.
Also if there's no one behind them who cares? The photo conveniantly doesn't show.
Well, no, but the photo was taken from behind her, so..
Any new people wanting to join the queue will be stuck out in a trafficked area, inconveniencing everyone else.
@@mannydavis7708 unless they did the smart thing and tried to get ahead of her. She can either move to keep her place or let people cut in front of her. Anyone behind her is choosing to let her do that.
"Honk if you like pizza"
Most peeps: "honk"
Autistic person (me): "Which pizza?"
1:23 inside of every refrigerator there is yet another heater to make sure that the air conditioner doesn’t freeze and stop working.
Robin: "Wait a minute, those are cars! You idiot!"
Me: "Technically, there are people inside the cars."
As a non American I am amazed that you need so much money in America just to be given a chance not to die. Human life is supposed to be a right.
The math question was poorly written. It asked how long the tables are and the daughter answered correctly. The question should have been framed as to how long the tables together are when placed in a certain configuration. The teacher failed and the daughter should receive full marks.
7:03 reminds me of that one time where instead of any normal addition word the paper said "or" so i just picked one of the two numbers listed in the equation and got it wrong
7:35 the problem is the phrasing of the question it should say how long are all the tables combined so really they should have gotten that question right
4:21 I really want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you accept the following terms and conditions" followed by a paragraph of impossibly small nonsense text
4:50 -- Yes, that is actually true. The thing to notice is that it is an "NHL record." Brent played most of his career in other leagues like the OHL, UHL, etc. He only played 2 seasons in the NHL. Pro career points overall amount to ~800 or so, but only 4 of them were in the NHL.
1:23 that hot house to protect person,
a small cold house to protect food from hot house,
a deeper level of it is to take some of the food out of the cold house and put it into an even smaller and hotter house, a microwave or an oven
6:57 "Did the kids make help it?" 😭
7:48 The teacher was intending 4+6+8+3=21
6:10 for those wondering this is section 154 of the railway act 1989 (from India)
Endangering safety of persons travelling by railway by rash or negligent act or omission.-If any person in a rash and negligent manner does any act, or omits to do what he is legally bound to do, and the act or omission is likely to endanger the safety of any person travelling or being upon any railway, he shall be punishable with imprisonment for a term which may extend to one year, or with fine, or with both.
5 seconds in and I can already feel my braincells decaying.
Star Wars: The only thing wrong with interpretation is that the Death Star was a *Military* installation, and thus Luke engaged in a *Guerrilla* action, not a terrorist one.
The teacher asked how long the tables are. The question stated how long the tables are. The student restated what the question gave them.
It looks like the teacher wanted them to figure out how long the tables were *in all*, but it wasn't stated in the question.
Clothing tags sometimes happen. Easiest way is to visit store you bought the item from next time you are around, and ask them to remove it.
TO BE FAIR, in Star Wars, there are A LOT of people who hate the Rebels and Luke especially because he specifically destroyed the Death Star. There were normal, every day people who were just working jobs aboard both Death Stars. That's gonna make a LOT of people hate you even if you are technically a Hero.
1:23 and in my hot house I have a smaller house that gets extremely hot, into which I sometimes put food from the smaller cold house so it can get hot.
2:23 I love how this one can be applied to aged like milk since PC has had a notoriously bad run the past 2 years.
7:45 The question is asking for the combined length of the tables, but wasn't specific enough and thus the student thought it wanted their individual lengths.
6:56 I thought I was losing my mind, he does actually read it as "it's called eggnog, did the kids make help it?" Instead of "it's called Eggnog, did the kids help make it?"