High School Senior Wears Knight Armor on Last Day of School

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • What a savage.

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  • @ilikespaghetti2170
    @ilikespaghetti2170 4 года назад +21156

    I was expecting him to enter the room shouting "morning peasants"

    • @BaguetteGamingOfficial
      @BaguetteGamingOfficial 4 года назад +1422

      "how's the farming going"

    • @butteredpooper7750
      @butteredpooper7750 4 года назад +617

      Mr.Yanis _ “BY THE POPE”

    • @dezt538
      @dezt538 4 года назад +426

      And they:
      ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

    • @Misshonkster
      @Misshonkster 4 года назад +193

      @@dezt538 Less talking MORE RAIDING

    • @nexus5178
      @nexus5178 4 года назад +106

      @@dezt538 (Quoting Stronghold) Our food stocks running low sire!

  • @KBzaz
    @KBzaz 4 года назад +13212

    “Point out the rule that says I CAN’T wear a full suit of armor.” - This guy, at some point.

    • @arsenicflask
      @arsenicflask 4 года назад +420

      Schools with a uniform: "You're challenging ME?"

    • @bloodstainedrosarymusic460
      @bloodstainedrosarymusic460 4 года назад +188

      Well, the handbook does say that you cant wear something that may disrupt the learning, or cause a distraction to other students

    • @freshweeb3797
      @freshweeb3797 4 года назад +328

      the Schwibb it’s only a distraction to the non believers

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 4 года назад +39

      I wore a snake mascot uniform at school once. I mean not for any purpose just wore it because I knew where it was. And an akatsuki costume a couple times. They don't care

    • @twistedO4
      @twistedO4 4 года назад +37

      That distraction rule is stupid,

  • @Necroskull388
    @Necroskull388 4 года назад +6141

    “You’re violating the dress code.”
    “POINT TO THE PART OF THE SCHOOL PLANNER THAT PROHIBITS PLATE ARMOR”

    • @soppingwetburgers6493
      @soppingwetburgers6493 4 года назад +364

      "You think this is a joke?"
      "The Corona virus is out there karen! Killing thousands! I must protect thyself !"

    • @dumptruck5138
      @dumptruck5138 4 года назад +15

      @Fleece Johnson I can use that some day

    • @someguy4735
      @someguy4735 4 года назад +8

      @Fleece Johnson Hah, skyrim

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 года назад +8

      Have at thee, english teacher!

    • @kianvelicaria6597
      @kianvelicaria6597 4 года назад +8

      It shows off too much skin said the karen

  • @jazzhands6055
    @jazzhands6055 4 года назад +2400

    “Take it off or you’re not walking during the graduation ceremony” - some teacher later on

    • @timber9468
      @timber9468 3 года назад +381

      “Fine, *There will be no graduation ceremony.*

    • @jazzhands6055
      @jazzhands6055 3 года назад +220

      @@timber9468 Some other Senior: “That’s fine, graduation ceremony at my house!!”

    • @chaselefort124
      @chaselefort124 Год назад +61

      You might ruin his day, but... You gotta imagine it'd be pretty hilarious to make the kid carry around all of that stuff in his hands for the rest of the day. Chaotic neutral move

    • @jacobgoodstone7572
      @jacobgoodstone7572 Год назад +51

      *pulls out broadsword*

    • @legend9181
      @legend9181 Год назад +8

      Oh no, anyways

  • @cryper6098
    @cryper6098 4 года назад +1782

    "where are you going after this?"
    Was expecting him to say "on a crusade"

    • @temxasred3086
      @temxasred3086 4 года назад +46

      The guy missed the chance to say "Jerusalem"

    • @noogai4794
      @noogai4794 4 года назад +17

      To take back the holy land

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 года назад +1

      Missed opportunity

  • @releasedaboar
    @releasedaboar 5 лет назад +4805

    This guy got 6th period in Jerusalem

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 5 лет назад +32721

    When you have to take holy land at 10 but have school at 9

  • @CrizzyEyes
    @CrizzyEyes Год назад +254

    I like the solemn passing of the balloon. He takes it silently and with reverence, like the passing of the Olympic torch.

  • @realdavidii
    @realdavidii 4 года назад +6255

    _"SON, WHERE IS MY ARMOR???"_
    **shotgun noises**

    • @jasdanvm3845
      @jasdanvm3845 4 года назад +502

      I see you are a man of bread as well.

    • @couzard8395
      @couzard8395 4 года назад +169

      I see you're have the same taste as wheat

    • @el_mr6439
      @el_mr6439 4 года назад +83

      "COME FOR IT"
      *Sword noises*

    • @rugbyforzimbos8577
      @rugbyforzimbos8577 4 года назад +19

      David ii My brothers who eat bread

    • @cray5935
      @cray5935 4 года назад +27

      *loud screaming*

  • @metainstincts1983
    @metainstincts1983 4 года назад +8316

    Everyone: *laughs and think it’s a joke*
    The history teacher: Oh... No....

    • @tyrian_baal
      @tyrian_baal 4 года назад +376

      History: THIS ARMOR IS NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE
      GET OUT OF HERE YOU PEASANT!

    • @AngelBattosai27
      @AngelBattosai27 4 года назад +208

      More like " *hears Artorias song coming* "

    • @seich-of-lacan-getter514
      @seich-of-lacan-getter514 4 года назад +37

      At the time I am commenting, there is 666 likes, after I do this I am adding a like

    • @nathoj8213
      @nathoj8213 4 года назад +25

      @@AngelBattosai27 EKUSU KARIBAAAA!!!!! (Excalibur!!!!)

    • @GoldenCat911
      @GoldenCat911 4 года назад +17

      Straight Busta I’ve had nightmares every night since I first heard about Gael

  • @chrisca
    @chrisca 4 года назад +2518

    High School: Has no clothing regulations
    This guy: *It's free real state*

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 4 года назад +17

      Guy would've gotten sent home for not wearing his uniform at my school. Better yet, he wouldn't have even been allowed past the metal detector.

    • @robbegeens2885
      @robbegeens2885 4 года назад +48

      @@6ixlxrd a prison is not a school

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 4 года назад +9

      @@6ixlxrd lets see what happens when a bullied rich kid gets hold of a gun. you fuckers are insane.

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 4 года назад +7

      @@theworstmaid Let's see that bullied rich kid put an entire AR in his backpack and walk around school for damn near the whole day before deciding to pull it out and shoot up the class (that is, let's see him get past an entire metal detector and people checking his backpack with an AR unnoticed).

    • @alexwithsauce2556
      @alexwithsauce2556 4 года назад +9

      な6IXLXRD You know not all schools have metal detectors right? Like, mine doesn’t at all. You could sneak one in so easy it’s not even funny it’s a serious problem

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 4 года назад +354

    “Where you goin after this”
    _”Onward! TO JERUSALEM!!!”_

  • @LargeBlueCircle
    @LargeBlueCircle 4 года назад +5678

    Bully: Nice armor nerd- *suddenly realizes, is in Crusading Distance, immediately regrets life decisions*

  • @hamzaferoz6162
    @hamzaferoz6162 4 года назад +2194

    Imagine him meeting another bloke wearing Turkish Armor

    • @thewanderingstruggler8601
      @thewanderingstruggler8601 4 года назад +64

      Hamza Feroz it wouldn’t end well. Lmao

    • @hamzaferoz6162
      @hamzaferoz6162 4 года назад +17

      @@biliminsrlar5752 Really? Because the Seljuks, Mughals, Hepthalites and to some extent Ottomans did wear Chainmail and Lemmellar

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 года назад +51

      @@hamzaferoz6162 They have a very strong armour other than those, armour of ALLAH.

    • @hamzaferoz6162
      @hamzaferoz6162 4 года назад +4

      @@maxmuller8633 Crusader Kings Reference?

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 года назад +1

      @@hamzaferoz6162 I have heard of it never watched.

  • @korvo9936
    @korvo9936 4 года назад +2455

    How to deal with bullys
    Google: find a teacher
    Bing:

    • @strongarm8937
      @strongarm8937 4 года назад +35

      "He has become a god"

    • @katsnori6067
      @katsnori6067 4 года назад +35

      Bully: *confused screaming while getting yeeted by this dude*

    • @spanningbread
      @spanningbread 3 года назад +13

      FOR THE FAITH AND MIGHT OR THE LORD, FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!

    • @zack4life346
      @zack4life346 3 года назад +4

      The armour isn't historically accurate or well made , so i expect the bully to prob bully him even more for buying cheap armour

    • @theranger7924
      @theranger7924 3 года назад +8

      @@zack4life346 killjoy

  •  4 года назад +680

    “SON, I SAID NO MORE ANIME GIRLS”
    *Pumps shotgun*

  • @100subswithoutvideosplease8
    @100subswithoutvideosplease8 4 года назад +5072

    Legends say this armor can withstand: rejection, cringe, thots, bullying and many other things

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 4 года назад +131

      He’s invincible!!!!!!

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 4 года назад +161

      School shooters?

    • @cancermancer692
      @cancermancer692 4 года назад +203

      @@jackhazardous4008 that too

    • @ElywinCarrinithshinyhunting
      @ElywinCarrinithshinyhunting 4 года назад +149

      you forgot the most important thing: HERESY.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 года назад +37

      @@ElywinCarrinithshinyhunting Nah bro, no one dressed like that can stand heresy.

  • @elrusito5034
    @elrusito5034 4 года назад +654

    "So where are you going after this?"
    *"J E R U S A L E M"*

  • @dannymccormack936
    @dannymccormack936 4 года назад +2023

    The school: only wear special things for religious reasons
    that guy:

  • @qui-gonjinn5014
    @qui-gonjinn5014 3 года назад +354

    Teacher: no hats or hoods unless it's for religious purposes
    me and the boys:

    • @D.H.1082
      @D.H.1082 11 месяцев назад +13

      DEUS VULT BROTHER

    • @Embersofthedark
      @Embersofthedark 11 месяцев назад +3

      Well time to pull out the crusaders armor

    • @punnamrajenderreddy5537
      @punnamrajenderreddy5537 11 месяцев назад +1

      BROTHERS CHARGE FORWARD !!!!!

    • @happymaskedguy1943
      @happymaskedguy1943 11 месяцев назад +3

      It’s bizarre that religious purposes get special treatment, especially seeing as religion is so irrational and lacking good reason, whereas someone who loves a particular thing, or feels strongly about that thing (usually something based in reality) is excluded.
      No more free passes for religious expression, not unless it can be provided to all.

    • @D.H.1082
      @D.H.1082 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@happymaskedguy1943 The United States was founded with the core belief of religious freedom. The only thing more important is separation of Church from State.
      Nothing bizarre about respecting people's faith.

  • @tannerhamilton6025
    @tannerhamilton6025 4 года назад +743

    Other kids come to school with $2000 shoes, this kid comes to school with a $10,000 suit of armor.

    • @ChuckNorris-tx1ps
      @ChuckNorris-tx1ps 4 года назад +54

      Tanner Hamilton except it’s only $600

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 4 года назад +18

      It was like 400-600 lmao, nice try.

    • @ajakks6551
      @ajakks6551 4 года назад +3

      Ahead of the curve.

    • @Madkendler
      @Madkendler 4 года назад +11

      You can tell it was way cheaper than that since the chest is one solid piece.

    • @JFK_Speedwagon
      @JFK_Speedwagon 4 года назад +5

      It’s worth 600 dollars, if I had money I would absolutely buy it.

  • @ambitious2237
    @ambitious2237 5 лет назад +2896

    WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!!!

  • @essem4979
    @essem4979 4 года назад +616

    0:34 "How heavy is that?"
    *"As heavy as my virtues"*

    • @darthtator1221
      @darthtator1221 4 года назад +22

      As heavy as the heresy upon the shoulders who stand in my path

  • @istiaan
    @istiaan 11 месяцев назад +31

    This the typa shit that happens when I decide to skip a day in school

  • @ParzivalTheThird
    @ParzivalTheThird 4 года назад +690

    Imagine if this man was born one year later. We would’ve never gotten this masterpiece.

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro Год назад +66

      Oh God COVID you're right

    • @Ehzgnimeh
      @Ehzgnimeh Год назад +6

      I just got recommende this video too 🤣🤣

    • @DustySiren
      @DustySiren 11 месяцев назад +7

      two

    • @moistbird7618
      @moistbird7618 10 месяцев назад +4

      2020 not 2019

    • @firemonkey1015
      @firemonkey1015 5 месяцев назад +2

      Nah it was 2 years. I graduated in 2019 and never heard of covid until a year later.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +4420

    "How to dress nicely"
    Google - Buy nice shoes, a dress shirt and a leather belt
    Bing - Prepare for war

  • @capptincripple9643
    @capptincripple9643 5 лет назад +3743

    “He’s a squire” then why is he wearing armor

    • @tim9680
      @tim9680 5 лет назад +139

      I think they were talking about his friend

    • @vexn3699
      @vexn3699 4 года назад +147

      Because he can afford it. Anyone could wear armor, but it was so expensive that no one could but lords and knights. The problem with squirehood was the lack of money, not the lack of status

    • @princereyes2094
      @princereyes2094 4 года назад +26

      @@vexn3699
      Oh... so that's why.

    • @vexn3699
      @vexn3699 4 года назад +24

      @@videolegoproductionita7678 well, such instances would have been rare for a number of reasons. First, it was unbecoming of a knight (even one in training) to loot dead enemies. Second, very few dead enemies would have anything of better quality than anything the squire or the knight were using. And third, to find a dead noble donning a set of armor was very rare (more so a set that would fit a roughly 15 year old squire), not only because medieval laws forbade the intentional killing of nobles, but because it was norm to treat dead nobles with more dignity. Plus, a noble was worth more alive than dead, and was allowed to keep some items.
      So whilst not saying it didn't happened, it would have certainly been very rare for a squire to have acquired their armor from looting dead people.

    • @elia8544
      @elia8544 4 года назад +2

      VideoLego production ITA Yes

  • @perinukehorse9464
    @perinukehorse9464 4 года назад +60

    "Where are you going after this?"
    "Jerusalem"

  • @Kiddy7180
    @Kiddy7180 5 лет назад +3022

    The ultimate white knight has appeared

    • @adamnajami4902
      @adamnajami4902 4 года назад +9

      Furry Destroyer Amen

    • @martimking1craft
      @martimking1craft 4 года назад +1

      See you again

    • @Alice-ew4dy
      @Alice-ew4dy 4 года назад +1

      @@adamnajami4902 why would he care about us? He still needs to take the holy land pfff I mean it's not like he would care about slaughtering creepy lewd artists such as myself. Nah nah. Too time wasting eheh..

    • @justanamateur6129
      @justanamateur6129 4 года назад

      In the name of Pepe

    • @poere1234
      @poere1234 4 года назад

      nigga knight

  • @ahockeyguy7033
    @ahockeyguy7033  4 года назад +2840

    There's been a big spike in views recently. Out of curiosity, where's everyone coming from?

    • @darthfruiter4613
      @darthfruiter4613 4 года назад +283

      a skeleton lol I came here from a bread boys video

    • @MMMSOTOASTY
      @MMMSOTOASTY 4 года назад +619

      RUclips's algorithm is pretty great sometimes

    • @dustinakadustin
      @dustinakadustin 4 года назад +90

      Just found Bread Boys content and then had this recommended, love it.

    • @vitortaqueto9187
      @vitortaqueto9187 4 года назад +52

      Simple my friend, we all came after CONQUERING JERUSALEM!!!

    • @Frostburnphoenix
      @Frostburnphoenix 4 года назад +29

      We came here after a long campaign to retake Jerusalem

  • @Alex2011410136
    @Alex2011410136 4 года назад +1443

    "Where are you going after this?"
    "Outside"
    A waste opportunity. He should've said "Jerusalem". DEUS VULT! Hahahahaha...

  • @Whispurer
    @Whispurer 7 месяцев назад +6

    *"You're going all over Reddit right now."*
    Jeez this is 5 years old, huh?

  • @Erik-fy9dy
    @Erik-fy9dy 4 года назад +2922

    A normal kid at the end of high school: Thank god is over.
    This guy: *FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY...*

    • @AsukaLangleyS02
      @AsukaLangleyS02 4 года назад +23

      The Last Stand has nothing to do with the crusades.

    • @Erik-fy9dy
      @Erik-fy9dy 4 года назад +64

      Yeah I know, all I wanded to do is to make a semi-funny comment that gains likes due to people's ignorance.

    • @dusansekulic7532
      @dusansekulic7532 4 года назад +25

      @@AsukaLangleyS02 how does it not have i was convinced it does, i mean "seat of power is in danger" "holy land" sounds like Jerusalem to me.

    • @Wellshem
      @Wellshem 4 года назад +2

      Us now: *coroned*

    • @julius7146
      @julius7146 4 года назад +41

      @@dusansekulic7532 It is about the swiss guards defending the "holy seat" in 1527 during the Sacco di Roma

  • @voxelarc7378
    @voxelarc7378 4 года назад +5662

    Girls: this is so childish
    Boys: WE MUST TAKE JERUSALEM

  • @MikeAlpha226
    @MikeAlpha226 4 года назад +191

    When the bully challenges you to a fight: Parry this you filthy casual.

  • @jotarodripjo4449
    @jotarodripjo4449 Год назад +56

    Went straight from beeing a high schooler to becoming a middle aged man

  • @astrosnappy
    @astrosnappy 4 года назад +2637

    Man I wish they would make a cosplaying day at school,it would bring out so many personalitys

    • @deathpoison1018
      @deathpoison1018 4 года назад +187

      It costs quite a bit though, so only the determined ones will participate.

    • @obviouslygay7184
      @obviouslygay7184 4 года назад +117

      Do it yourself, in my school it's not forbidden, nobody does that.
      Expect for me
      I'm a massive weirdo

    • @batedflounder47sox66
      @batedflounder47sox66 4 года назад +92

      I might get arrested for bringing a nerf gun

    • @obviouslygay7184
      @obviouslygay7184 4 года назад +8

      @@batedflounder47sox66 ikr

    • @teriyakikush
      @teriyakikush 4 года назад +46

      We did that at our school, the themes were Game of Thrones, Anime, Marvel, Harry Potter and a bunch of other movies- Too bad I missed it though-

  • @jneo.kaizen
    @jneo.kaizen 4 года назад +1262

    when the time comes, RUclips will recommend this to everyone. It will definitely go viral and become a legendary video... I predict it.

  • @ahockeyguy7033
    @ahockeyguy7033  4 года назад +10940

    -ONE-
    *TWO*
    *MILLION*
    *VIEWS*
    *THANK YOU!!!*

  • @brythonbrowning1950
    @brythonbrowning1950 11 месяцев назад +19

    There’s something about him helmet being way out of time period that is wholesome to me. He probably just really love great helms instead of having the correct helmet for his armor.
    Which makes this so much more heart warming

    • @Integritys_Sum
      @Integritys_Sum 6 месяцев назад

      technically, the bame for this type is a "Heume" Helmet

  • @Charley-ju6yg
    @Charley-ju6yg 4 года назад +137

    If you're going out, you're going out in style. That's just how it is.

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 4 года назад +479

    An awkward moment when another guy walks up dressed as a Janissaries

    • @Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt
      @Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt 4 года назад +14

      *awkward silence intensifies*

    • @VeritasNumquamPerit
      @VeritasNumquamPerit 4 года назад +5

      FOR THE HOLY LAND!

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 4 года назад +3

      Though that would be probably the Crusade of Varna as Jannisaries where used by the Ottomans, and the only crusade they took was Varna which also was one of the last crusades and most brutal for Eastern Europe as the Polish-Hungarian-Bohemian Crowns, which were under one king, died when Wladislaw II died in Varna

    • @wilsonsilva2918
      @wilsonsilva2918 4 года назад

      @@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 no one fucking asked Dux Portus Cale

    • @AnomalousAve
      @AnomalousAve 4 года назад +1

      This isn't Assassin's Creed Revelations....

  • @mac_n_cheesie
    @mac_n_cheesie 4 года назад +2696

    Everyone: *Laughs and Jokes*
    The Jewish Kid: *oh.. no*

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 4 года назад +110

      Don't worry. The great helm might be crusading era, but the plate is high middle ages. Granted, anti semitism was still rampant... nevermind.

    • @utzius8003
      @utzius8003 4 года назад +26

      @1234 Did you actually believe there was any tolerance for a different faith at any time during the middle ages, in any place?

    • @williamnicholson8133
      @williamnicholson8133 4 года назад +21

      They took the holy land from muslims not the jews .

    • @utzius8003
      @utzius8003 4 года назад +19

      @@williamnicholson8133 The crusades were not only fought in the middle east, there were also crusades within Europe. Also, saying they took the holy land isn't really true, almost every crusade was a colossal fuck up.

    • @MrGrimm-eo5lc
      @MrGrimm-eo5lc 4 года назад +4

      The casual pagan: "sweating intensifies"

  • @Arzonest
    @Arzonest 11 месяцев назад +15

    he definitely passed his history class

    • @m-h1217
      @m-h1217 11 месяцев назад +3

      The helmet is period inaccurate with the full plate armor.
      Hard F on that one.

  • @reportedbooch697
    @reportedbooch697 4 года назад +209

    The origin of the dad knight with a shotgun.

  • @_.l4n3
    @_.l4n3 4 года назад +437

    Nerdy kid: taps armor twice
    Him: "Don't come to Constantinople tomorrow"

    • @simeonellinger2064
      @simeonellinger2064 Год назад +3

      You mean Istanbul

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 Год назад +5

      You mean Byzantium

    • @Colin_Lawlor_Audio
      @Colin_Lawlor_Audio 11 месяцев назад

      Persia?

    • @DainKeith
      @DainKeith 11 месяцев назад

      I am going in my armor

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 11 месяцев назад +2

      You mean Byzantium, Regium and Sycae. Because constantinople was actually built on the site of 3 Greek towns and cities, not just 1 (byzantium). Which is why constantiople is the correct name, as byzantium would only refer to a portion of its 15 districts (less than half)

  • @Azf-
    @Azf- 4 года назад +279

    It's all fun and games until he actually says "miserum" and shoulder bashes you

    • @Lonegunner25522
      @Lonegunner25522 4 года назад +25

      As long as he doesn't get his top heavy in.

    • @jordansaum7710
      @jordansaum7710 4 года назад +13

      Or crushing counterstrike

    • @weinteruptth.1479
      @weinteruptth.1479 4 года назад +7

      Miserum Miserum Miserum Miserum Miserum... don't go and give me ptsd lol

    • @razz1372
      @razz1372 4 года назад +3

      very underrated comment

    • @sei3941
      @sei3941 4 года назад +11

      peoole who dont play for honor must be so confused about this comment lmao

  • @straightjacket308
    @straightjacket308 Год назад +10

    He either has some very embarrassed parents or some really really cool parents!!!

  • @forgottenbiknight629
    @forgottenbiknight629 5 лет назад +525

    Deus vult I have always dreamed to become a knight like said sir in the video

    • @TudorFencing
      @TudorFencing 5 лет назад +9

      You could always join your local Knights of Pythias if there is one in your area or if youre Catholic you could join the Knights of Columbus. If your just wanting to fight in armor then find a local HEMA club.

    • @tachankathelord5845
      @tachankathelord5845 5 лет назад +2

      I’m getting a crusader outfit for $741.00 but it’s worth it

    • @TudorFencing
      @TudorFencing 5 лет назад +5

      @@tachankathelord5845 - Just a heads up, if you care; this armor as featured in this video is from India by a company that goes by many different names, most commonly NauticalMart. 99% of armor on Amazon and Ebay is from this company. Their products are NOT good quality, they in no way approximate historical designs, and you rarely get what is pictured in their respective ads because about 90% of their pics are stolen from other vendors. If you don't care about historicity and/or using the armor practically for European Martial Arts then you may be fine with this. Otherwise this will be a most regretful purchase. If you're on a tight budget then the most cost effective way to acquire armor is to build is piece by piece from a site such as Kult of Athena - just make sure you know what you're buying so you don't purchase "fantasy" armor (unless that's what you want).

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm 4 года назад

      @Arian Saint-Hilaire it's in the name

  • @MJT-DA
    @MJT-DA 4 года назад +730

    His mom: "Honey I know religion is important and all-" *opens door*
    *_"H U Z Z A H ! ! !"_*

    • @soarray5559
      @soarray5559 4 года назад

      T M this made me laugh way to hard

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

    • @mariocar0727
      @mariocar0727 4 года назад +2

      I think you mean DEUS VULT

  • @-overdooo-
    @-overdooo- 4 года назад +710

    Girls: omg I got my eyebrows, nails, and hair done for the last day of school.
    Boys:

    • @spiralanimations7736
      @spiralanimations7736 4 года назад +29

      H. De Zho
      A lot of girls say that

    • @boiifucca2065
      @boiifucca2065 4 года назад +9

      @@spiralanimations7736 I can confirm

    • @Krasses
      @Krasses 4 года назад +23

      Boys: AYY BLACKSMITH, HOW'S MY ARMOR DOING?

    • @enzo4872
      @enzo4872 4 года назад

      WOOOOW SO QUIRKY AND UNIQUE

    • @Jason-with-a-game
      @Jason-with-a-game 4 года назад +3

      CRUSADING TIME

  • @d2dwizard198
    @d2dwizard198 Год назад +10

    Every man dreams of wearing a true suit of armor

  • @screenshotz5418
    @screenshotz5418 5 лет назад +143

    Dr. Strange: it's not a cape it's a cloak

  • @archivegreenberry5382
    @archivegreenberry5382 4 года назад +147

    " Greetings peasants, how goes th-
    BY THE POPE "

  • @JIREN972
    @JIREN972 4 года назад +124

    Metal armor: +50 shield
    *_Holy damage: to infinity and beyooond_*

  • @vincenttorrijos9680
    @vincenttorrijos9680 3 года назад +308

    “You can’t wear that to school!”
    “It’s ok, I have a pass.”
    *hands pass that says “Deus Vult”

    • @OKF.
      @OKF. Год назад +5

      What’s thou say?

    • @amazingfireboy1848
      @amazingfireboy1848 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@OKF. Same question

    • @bronwiegobller
      @bronwiegobller 5 месяцев назад

      @@OKF. What's thou sayeth**

    • @OKF.
      @OKF. 5 месяцев назад

      @@bronwiegobller “thou has come forth to question upon of which the vernacular you have spoken.”**

  • @cloakz9292
    @cloakz9292 4 года назад +286

    Nowadays everyone just wears hazmat suits.

    • @angelusthor251
      @angelusthor251 4 года назад +1

      @Cloakz idiot

    • @wellitsausername5112
      @wellitsausername5112 4 года назад +8

      I just mummified myself in toilet paper, now I'm totally protected from the virus, right?

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 4 года назад +1

      Should have made the armor out of copper.

    • @cloakz9292
      @cloakz9292 4 года назад +1

      Well it's a username oh yeah forgot about that too, good idea

    • @cloakz9292
      @cloakz9292 4 года назад +8

      AngelusX87 found the toxic 11 year old

  • @Shymadinger
    @Shymadinger 4 года назад +467

    "Thomas, why did you pay $600 for this?" Asking the real questions lol

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 4 года назад +110

      Better question: why WOULDN'T he?

    • @chaseblackstone8749
      @chaseblackstone8749 4 года назад +23

      Its not even a good set of armor

    • @tennisthelegend
      @tennisthelegend 4 года назад +5

      @Lucas Grant not really

    • @tomwwabo9246
      @tomwwabo9246 4 года назад +11

      He needs to take back Jerusalem.

    • @Ignatius-ok5kv
      @Ignatius-ok5kv 4 года назад +24

      Thomas is “that guy” who tries to be all dismissive of the armor while in reality is jealous he didn’t get it himself. Evidence. “It’s not that bad” in reference to weight and the aforementioned “why’d you pay $600 for this?”

  • @belisauros370
    @belisauros370 4 года назад +426

    The armor and helmet were from different time periods... why does this distract me

    • @jacob_vt
      @jacob_vt 4 года назад +32

      You're not the only one mate. The helmet ruined it all LOL

    • @MannyFresh1x
      @MannyFresh1x 4 года назад +37

      Oh I was looking more at the sneakers he wore in his armor..

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 4 года назад +20

      I mean the armour itself is just fantasy stuff but it's still epic

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 года назад +8

      Jolly Knight Eldritch He’s a paladin not a crusader.

    • @andrewvanhorne4359
      @andrewvanhorne4359 4 года назад +8

      One was his honourable inheritance. The other was gifted to him by the Angelic Host the first time he received Holy Communion upon grounds seized from the Heathen.

  • @LazyElectron
    @LazyElectron 10 месяцев назад +1

    I like the fact that he just wears normal shoes

  • @Chris-fo6bt
    @Chris-fo6bt 4 года назад +1487

    Hopefully we will actually get a "last day of school" this year.

    • @xnordovest661
      @xnordovest661 4 года назад +22

      We already get it ahah (in Italy)

    • @murilomuniz9962
      @murilomuniz9962 4 года назад +34

      @@funnyman8286 heh, that is great and all, but *NO*

    • @coolguy2418
      @coolguy2418 4 года назад +40

      @@funnyman8286 dude shut up and stay inside

    • @alessandrodonadi1368
      @alessandrodonadi1368 4 года назад +2

      @@xnordovest661 cioè, in un certo senso si, il fatidico 22 febbraio, ma non era niente di che, assurdo. L'ultimo mio giorno di scuola e manco lo sapevo (faccio la maturità sto anno)

    • @senorhace4746
      @senorhace4746 4 года назад +7

      JustaMaverick __ snowflake LOL

  • @KizaruB
    @KizaruB 4 года назад +256

    Imagine getting bullied by a guy in plate armor. You’d go home breathing from a tube.

    • @ebinshumate3132
      @ebinshumate3132 10 месяцев назад

      Imagine trying to BULLY the guy in plate armor

  • @tiggle5485
    @tiggle5485 4 года назад +213

    *IN THE HEART OF THE HOLY SEE*
    *IN THE HOME OF CHRISTIANITY*

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 4 года назад +38

      THE SEAT OF POWER IS DANGER
      THERE'S A FOE OF A THOUSAND SWORDS

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 года назад +35

      THEY'VE BEEN ABANDONED BY THEIR LORDS
      THEIR FALL FROM GARACE WILL PAVE THEIR PATH, TO DAMNATION

    • @ErrorNamenotFound-dc2sx
      @ErrorNamenotFound-dc2sx 4 года назад +33

      FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
      FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

    • @niceone5720
      @niceone5720 4 года назад +27

      FOR THE FAITH, THE WAY OF THE SWORD
      GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY

    • @ItzNeuxer
      @ItzNeuxer 4 года назад +22

      FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
      IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY

  • @TheMechanicalArchitect
    @TheMechanicalArchitect 10 месяцев назад +1

    *I’ve got a plan John* “you’ve always got a plan Dutch” *but this one’s a good one*

  • @Coconut_Prrson
    @Coconut_Prrson 4 года назад +1649

    When you're the only paladin in a party full of wizards, monks and barbarians
    Edit: Bitch Im talking about D&D everybody

    • @deathpoison1018
      @deathpoison1018 4 года назад +19

      We need full dive VR.

    • @ghostspyangelsilent316
      @ghostspyangelsilent316 4 года назад +11

      When you about to fight the final boss everyone good armor. the paladin . And full potions

    • @mocha8908
      @mocha8908 4 года назад +1

      @@deathpoison1018 sao?

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 3 года назад +3

      Barbarians... The kid that plays fornite?

    • @stickmanweirdadventures2550
      @stickmanweirdadventures2550 3 года назад +2

      Wait,are you talking about World of Warcraft, or Diablo 3?

  • @fetzel5055
    @fetzel5055 4 года назад +92

    imagine HAVING a last day of school lmaooo
    where the 2020 graduation gang at

  • @zachbishop5252
    @zachbishop5252 4 года назад +1497

    I just wanted to let you know as a student who's high school mascot is actually a knight, your suit of armor is way better than ours. Looks Awesome!
    EDIT: Was my high school mascot I should say, graduated this year!

    • @hugowhitacre3573
      @hugowhitacre3573 4 года назад +7

      Dude, the same at my school, I like the touch up with his cape.

    • @ralphralph5990
      @ralphralph5990 4 года назад +3

      Try wearing a heavy armor and cheer

    • @tda8649
      @tda8649 4 года назад +5

      Your school mascot wears knight armor? Where is your school

    • @fazzzam810
      @fazzzam810 4 года назад +1

      Woah nice ,my school mascot is ant

    • @fionfee
      @fionfee 4 года назад

      Nevada im guessing

  • @NazzyDragon
    @NazzyDragon 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Why'd you pay $600 for this?" -- Young man that doesn't understand LARPing.

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384 4 года назад +35

    When you’ve finally had enough of the school bully

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 года назад +3

      *Unsheaths broadsword*
      I SHALL CLEANSE YOUR CORRUPTION OFF THIS HOLY LAND!
      (note; this may be stupid but I'm Chinese, my realign is not Christian, so this probably is wrong or that there is a rule where people who aren't Christian can't talk too deep about it. Anyway, expect errors)

  • @thiscommonsinkt3367
    @thiscommonsinkt3367 4 года назад +112

    When you're off to kill the Lords of Cinder but you have to pass a project thats due at that day

    • @ocskopf
      @ocskopf 4 года назад +2

      Bruh, Lord of Cindahs are babies, gotta take on Nameless boi

    • @FaptaA
      @FaptaA 4 года назад +3

      @@ocskopf lameness kight is for children
      Midir is for men

    • @averageman4873
      @averageman4873 4 года назад +3

      @@FaptaA *Laughs In Gael*

    • @thatonedankboi
      @thatonedankboi 4 года назад +1

      \[T]/ Praise the sun!

    • @thiscommonsinkt3367
      @thiscommonsinkt3367 4 года назад

      The Lords of Cinder aren't killing themselves you know...
      Well. Except for Farron's Abyss Watchers...
      And Yhorm...
      And When you think about it Aldrich aswell...

  • @harryc9408
    @harryc9408 4 года назад +55

    Sergeant: this is a silent mission, make as little noise as possible
    Guy: uno reverse card

  • @Hashakka
    @Hashakka 3 года назад +8

    as someone who wore samurai armor to the last day of school, our battle will be legendary

    • @bigborse
      @bigborse Год назад +1

      I’d pay to see this fight

    • @pyroclastic_phantom
      @pyroclastic_phantom Год назад +1

      who would win? A crussader of the lord or the Crussader of the emperor?

  • @bluejellosuu9583
    @bluejellosuu9583 4 года назад +48

    I would say this is the superior life-form we want in schools
    It is literally what education Should be
    "Fun included in creative type of education"
    And this legendary knight is showing the way to do it
    He got our respect tbh

  • @calvinhuddleston576
    @calvinhuddleston576 5 лет назад +492

    You've inspired me good sir, in some time I shall post a link here

    • @ShadowDog-tq3yu
      @ShadowDog-tq3yu 4 года назад +32

      Sire, has this time you speak of, finally passed?

    • @drippy1132
      @drippy1132 4 года назад +9

      So... when are you gonna post a link, m’lord?

    • @aoitomato1638
      @aoitomato1638 4 года назад +5

      Sorry,but where is the link?
      Sir?

    • @arat2028
      @arat2028 4 года назад +32

      Good sir please pardon my disturbance but six moons hast passed yet thy link is still not posted. Art thou preoccupied with other occurrences in thine life?

    • @gjiilytheslumper8595
      @gjiilytheslumper8595 4 года назад

      Where is the Link

  • @joviviz
    @joviviz 4 года назад +73

    "Where are you going after here? "
    "Outside... "
    "Outside where? "
    "JERUSALÉM MY BROTHERS"

  • @MoltenSamurai
    @MoltenSamurai Год назад +9

    What an absolute legend.

  • @bravocado04
    @bravocado04 5 лет назад +149

    how is he suppose to take back Jerusalem if he only wore it on the last day of school

    • @silverdays2909
      @silverdays2909 4 года назад +2

      A man that badass does not need armor

    • @martimking1craft
      @martimking1craft 4 года назад +6

      He is going to do it in just 1 day

    • @Official2Shitty
      @Official2Shitty 4 года назад +2

      Silver days it’s his summer project

    • @silverdays2909
      @silverdays2909 4 года назад

      @@Official2Shitty indeed

    • @kelmirosue3251
      @kelmirosue3251 4 года назад +1

      No you see. This is his first day after becoming a knight to take back Jerusalem

  • @strangeraven1252
    @strangeraven1252 4 года назад +19

    SwaggerSouls during his High School days

  • @Max2ds
    @Max2ds 4 года назад +35

    The weird kid all of highschool: *distant pumped up kicks*
    The weird kid on his last day of highschool: IN THE NAME OF GOD

  • @BD-8171
    @BD-8171 5 месяцев назад +1

    ''its gross in here'' well sir.... do you have a suit of plate armor?

  • @scoopadoop1084
    @scoopadoop1084 4 года назад +36

    Teachers: no violating the dress code unless it's for religious reasons!
    My holy self:

  • @POSEANREAL
    @POSEANREAL 5 лет назад +62

    YUP, THIS IS GOING TO MY LIKED COLLECTION

  • @patback2322
    @patback2322 4 года назад +17

    "So where you going after this Thomas?"
    *Jerusalem*

  • @AbsoluuttinenTotuus
    @AbsoluuttinenTotuus 5 месяцев назад +1

    Random ass Kevin MacLeod in the middle of the video

  • @saltysquid0074
    @saltysquid0074 4 года назад +189

    This is SwaggerSouls in highschool
    Edit: Thank you for all the likes it makes me feel special

    • @dragonsmoke16418
      @dragonsmoke16418 4 года назад +6

      If it's literally no one, then it wouldn't be him, it would be NO BODY SO STOP WITH THIS DUMBASS MEME FORMAT DUMB BITCH

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 4 года назад +4

      @@dragonsmoke16418 *angry ghiacco noises*

    • @dragonsmoke16418
      @dragonsmoke16418 4 года назад +2

      @@RamielEdits jojo?

    • @mr.maverick7519
      @mr.maverick7519 4 года назад +4

      @@dragonsmoke16418 Sounds Like You're Mad.

    • @saltysquid0074
      @saltysquid0074 4 года назад +3

      @@dragonsmoke16418 I'll stop sorry for making this dumb comment and trying to be funny I will stop.

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp 4 года назад +22

    Guy: tries on gaunlet
    Every fibre of my body: snap

  • @lianecajipe5138
    @lianecajipe5138 4 года назад +19

    “What’s up guys just got back from the 3rd crusade.”

    • @hukama6911
      @hukama6911 4 года назад +1

      wait for the 4th one, real fun that one

  • @shantamshome6420
    @shantamshome6420 4 года назад

    When you're late for class but also a few centuries early

  • @eric658
    @eric658 4 года назад +17

    *When someone says he loves loli on the last day of school*

  • @parkerbaecker8127
    @parkerbaecker8127 4 года назад +11

    This Man Knows Legends Never die

  • @alang9891
    @alang9891 4 года назад +5

    He heard the quiet kid discussing his plans so he came in prepared

  • @Elliott.Laye27
    @Elliott.Laye27 4 года назад

    Now this is how you deal with bullies

  • @yaboi1288
    @yaboi1288 4 года назад +40

    1:01 Facial recognition got a hit!
    Result: Swaggersouls

    • @enzo7484
      @enzo7484 4 года назад

      No one:
      Literally not a single soul:
      No one on fucking planet earth:
      Dumbass' when they see a great helm: OMG SWGGERSOULS jwbJJbaiByVwkakwbin>£

  • @TheJoker-qo4fg
    @TheJoker-qo4fg 4 года назад +10

    As someone who does medieval fencing I am tempted to do the same the last day of school

  • @stahliboi6249
    @stahliboi6249 4 года назад +4

    Ironically he instantly became the coolest kid in school.... on the day it matters the least

  • @HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince
    @HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince Год назад

    Make haste, knight. You will go forth on your own adventure.

  • @NxVernxual
    @NxVernxual 4 года назад +4

    Dear my wonderful friend, you deserved all of my honor and respect

  • @afriendlyrebel5709
    @afriendlyrebel5709 4 года назад +6

    "I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnish`d rows of steel, "As ye deal with my contemners, So with you my grace shall deal;" Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel Since God is marching on,"

  • @tobimanx7026
    @tobimanx7026 4 года назад +12

    1:36 *RIP HEADPHONE USERS*

  • @SlimyTheNekoslime
    @SlimyTheNekoslime Год назад +1

    My main said: Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade.