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Top 10 Disastrously Named Consumer Goods
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This list takes a look at the 10 worst product names of all time. These consumer goods have embarrassing names! Somehow these corporations and companies managed to market products with names that are unfortunately dirty sounding product names, or unfortunately racist!
00:59 #10. K.U.M. Hair Care
01:57 #9. Tiddy Bear
03:01 #8. 66Cold Preparation
04:00 #7. Ronco Popeil Pocket Fisherman
05:02 #6. Wunder Boner
06:08 #5. FAG Detector III
06:56 #4. Nad’s
07:50 #3, #2 and #1 ???
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how did she not laugh while reading number 1?😭
She probably did i would love to see the cut clips lmaoo
Because she doesn’t have a soul.
True
@@eyebrawlfan5201 I’ve seen her face, she’s not a ginger 😄
holy shit its oomfie
"We aren't including items that are intentionally named to make people laugh."
"Number 9. The tiddy bear. It's not a bad translation. It was intentionally named to make people laugh."
drslaughterface I think they meant they weren't including useless novelty items
Actually it's a pretty good product concept.
The fish boner was made to make fishermen laugh and actually use it rather than taking the fish home for the wife to do the boning (if you'll excuse the pun!!)
No she said intentionally made just as a joke. The tiddy bear has an actual function, it just has that name
They said products designed *first and foremost,* as in novelty items
rexona 😁 girl 👧 24 🕐 hour ⏰ intensive 😡 puthy 🐱 wind 🌬 hello 👋 kitty 😻 antiperspirant 🧼
PLSSS I CAME HERE BECAUSE OF THAT
SAME I CAME FROM TIKTOK
NOOO
YES
I CAME FROM TIKTOK
We had a hairdressers near us called the public hair shop, but people were always stealing the letter L
In Germany we had this chain of stores called Schlecker. Many, many of these signs got AR added in front of the name (Arschlecker=ass licker).
hahahaa :D
Pfft, that's gold
I say at that point just keep the L off.
🤣
"you will turn heads when you have kum in your hair"
This guy wins the comment of the day!
Reo Raionhāto how? He just quoted the video
And no doubt quite a few stomachs, as well. :)
Why would you let anyone ejaculate into your hair?
well, the slogan isn't wrong....
10:14 trust me, this is why you are here.
Nope 6:34
@Adam Sansler yup
Commenting to boost the chance of seeing this
@Adam Sansler same
You forgot AYDS diet supplements from the 70s/80s.
i really thought that was going to be #1
That was my first thought.
"Hey honey, can you pick up some AYDS on the way home today"? LOL
And "peanut butter ayds"
@@kirbysuperstar5494 Now with sweaty collar to tuck on.
my ma always had a box of AYDS
"MY WIFE WOULD LIKE THAT"
That's what I hear.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!
“YOOOUUU KNOW! You know what you’re doing!” -Nostalgia Critic
@@ianherrick3526 his commercial special sent me . "You your mate and your Johnson"
I WUNDER why LOL
Child Predator Hands is easily the funniest. Yet it's an honourable mention...
O_O
Why is it funny that’s just wrong
💀
Back in '94 while walking through a supermarket in Korea I saw a large sales display of apple juice.... the English on the bottle was something like Drink BEAUTIFUL Piss!... Every English speaker that walked by burst out laughing... the display was gone the next day.
I am a graphic designer and years ago I worked for a German Muscle Enhancement company. I showed up at work one morning and my boss and a colleague were discussing a name for a new product. They wanted me to mock up a label for a new product that combined the power of Creatine and another ingredient that helped build mass quickly. He called it Crea-Mass. I shit you not. Crea-Mass. Say it a few times, and say it quickly! I gave my boss the same instructions. After the 5th time, he finally got it!
Cream Ass
I got the joke after 2 tries
Lol ass cream.
LMFAO.
ya had to say it a couple times then had a good laugh once i got it.
the WHAT detector JDJSJSJS
It can detect me- 😳
@@seahouse_cosplays4779 me too :o
it’s gaydar for homophobes 😍
Me ordering one when James Charles goes missing
Me detector
That's my step-dad in the Wunder Boner commercial. I still give him crap about the "my wife would like that" line. hahaha
"You will turn heads when you have k.u.m in your hair" haha, i am sure i will :P
Kumquat😉.
Cameron Diaz sure did
I was once in a beauty supply store and saw set of emery boards designed for foot care, name "Pedi-Files"! I only ever saw it once, so I suspect someone pointed out to the manufacturer how it sounded and they pulled it until they could find a new name.
Alice Willoughby i have some of these! i bought them at clearance at Sally’s one day and have always thought I was just a pervert because nobody else seemed to think it was as funny as I did!
they changed the name of Pedi-Files into something more innocuous but its still the same product now called *"Diddlers"*
of course they have smaller child sized version that they call *Kiddie Diddlers*
I've heard someone else say they saw them too.
pedi as in feet not paedo as in child
@@ianmoseley9910 But "pedi-file" sounds like "pedophile"
Sofa King
"Our prices are Sofa King low"
Koegels meats.
"nobody beats our meat"
🤣
LMAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Poor koegels, no one wants to whack them off
I'll see your Sofa King and raise you PHO KING
A while back there was a racehorse named "Hoof Hearted".
I remember watching some T.V. show years ago, where this American guy was in Japan. He went to a store and found a bottle of shampoo called My Pee. He told a salesgirl what it meant in English, and she had a good laugh.
6:06 you're welcome
I don't get the pocket fisherman one even after they 'explained' it its still not dirty or weird. lol
Chilly Jacks similar to pocket billiards
Dude. I am totally with you on that. I even had one back in the day....and it was a well made, well marketed product. No one ever thought of any double meanings or whatever....
This one befuddles me too. Playing pocket pool I sort of get but pocket fishing? It’s a new one on me.
yea, ''pocket fisherman'' is a bit of a stretch.....
Danny Hill - Here’s what I found out after a bit of research. “Pocket Fisherman” is slang for a pickpocket. “Pocket Pool” (the slang I’m familiar with) is slang for playing with yourself through your pocket.
OMG, how is something called "Child Predator Hands" just an Honorable Mention??
How the fuck was the AIDS appetite suppression candy not on this list!
KC NotQuiteHD It was Ayds. It didn't really have an unfortunate name until the AIDS outbreak happened. It was more of a case of bad timing than a bad name.
***** Right! that's why it fits lol i didn't even care if it was on the actual list, i was actually looking forward to seeing it on the honorable mentions
Food products were left off the list. They will get their own in time. So be patient, and prepare to laugh when the time comes.
Ken Hamada Oh yeah. Shit. I totally forgot. Thank you for telling me that. Well this is embarrassing.
they clearly, at the beginning, said that they left out anything food related....for another list
10:15 is the meme
Thanks but I got hooked on the rest 😂
Number🔢one☝🏽rexona🐾girl🤵♀️24[shout]hour🕓intensive[embarrassed]PÙSSŸ😹wind🌬Hello🎀Kitty🐈Anti🙅perspirant🌫
All joking aside, does the Wonder Boner actually work? I don't want it to go limp after only one use.
yeah, i love catching and gutting, but deboning...
Lol I don't know.
thesamuraihobbit All joking aside, right...
yes
That's when you bring out the old pocket puxxsy. Works every time. (Which makes me wonder; will some Alexa become painfully self aware when it gets rejected by a roomba?)
Anybody remember the Nostalgia Critic when he did the "commercials" videos?
You know, the ones with the "Ayds" chocolate and the McDonalds "Food, Fucks, and Fun"
Yeah, that must've been real uncomfortable.
peanut butter AIDs
You. your kids and your johnson.
I was wondering myself that WM forgot about the Ayds chocolate (like Ex-Lax laxatives) weight-control confectionaries. Those sold 'til the early-mid '80s, when the similar-sounding mayor illness was beginning to get well-known. THAT WAS A CLASSIC MARKETING BUMBLE!
Much less known, unless you're a car magazine reader, was India's Tata Motors recent Zica car fiasco. They've named that small car just after a similar-sounding mosquito-borne disease was attacking many tropical and subtropical territories worldwide. Because of the public uproar on the name Tata had to make the public decide on a new name for the car, which they chose as Tiago, which is how is being sold as I type.
PS: Not only the Pocket Fisherman name SUCKED (take that, Ron Popeil!), but also it had a JOHNSON REEL as advertised. How about DOUBLING IT UP?
yes I do, and just the image of the Wunder Boner and NC's comments on that led me to clicking on this video lol
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I saw a restaurant called the poo ping palace and it served chinese.
Artsy_Aries323 I've seen "Pho Dong" in Redwood City.
Pho isn't pronounced the way you think it is...
I saw a Chinese restaurant that was called Wong Foh King restaurant. I went in to get a burger, turns out it was the wong foh king restaurant.
I've heard of a poo-poo platter
There was a restaurant in Rosemead, California called "My Dung".
I hate it when i'm washing my hair and Kum gets in my eyes
LMAOO
Walgreen's sells "crack cream" I believe its an ointment for cracked, dry hands lol
"pussy wind" is the greatest phase i've ever heard 😂 😽💨
"Wait. This don't smell like cat. Smells like fish!"
I thought that was another way of saying queef 😜
I prefer "Peanut Butter AYDS" ;)
It's sounds like a vaginal fart.
That would be a "queef".
Tik tok has not yet found the original video
Lol I found
Yes
There is an audio equipment manufacturer named Schiit, and yes, it is pronounced just like a certain obscenity. Granted, it is a German name and isn't even the German variant of that obscenity, but still. Although people might laugh at their name, the company themselves are actually quite serious and make some high-quality gear.
Well, in some German dialects (northern ones) Schiit actually means the same thing as the English pronounciation. Also Schit is slang for a form of dope.
There's also a Canadian show called Schitt's Creek, pronounced exactly like a swear word
They make one of the best turntable preamplifiers on the market! The Shitt Mani
German translation for shit is Scheisse not Schiit.
Oh my, you folks missed a big one. In the early ‘80s, there was a chocolate appetite suppressant called AYDS. No-one saw a controversial disease of a similar name coming!
How did the Tiddy Bear slip through the cracks of products that were intentionally meant to be funny?
There’s an electronic supply store in Tempe, Arizona named Covid. It wasn’t such a bad name until about a month ago.
"bun length wieners" always makes me smile at the grocery store
I actually used Nads once. Felt like my epidermis was being pulled out alongside the hair. And how could you leave out the Aydz diet candy?
ladycplum They said they'll exclude food products and place them on their own list.
D'oh! You're right, my bad
ladycplum That's alright.
ladycplum If you thought Ayds was a bad name.
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The Meta Fan Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
10:22 Wow, that's cutest thing I've seen with Grumpy Cat.
I almost died laughing through all of this.
Colin Leick Me too!
i had tears in my eyes at the last one
You know, I am an incredibly pervy immature dude but "Pocket Fisherman" doesnt sound dirty to me :'(
10. Oh... There's a name no one will publicly.
9. You wanna get motor boated by a muppet.. This is just for you.
8. When a parent is looking for cold medication, they're not gonna get this one.
7. Pocket fisherman.. It could be taken in so many ways... None of them are anything good.
6. Oh... Yeah, there's something that'll cause people to both laugh and get the way wrong idea.
5. That's asking for an ass kicking, just by saying the name.
4. You wanna get your hands on some nads... Get a man, and you can get ahold of his nads.
3. I guarantee, this didn't sell well due to the name.
2. "Hey, man... What do you have to keep the bugs off." "Dude.. I'm using wack off." You think no one's gonna laugh.
1. 13 yr old girls just became embarrassed, and 13 yr old boys just started giggling everywhere.
"My wife would love that!" I bet she would. 😉
of i bet she would ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
In the words of The Nostalgia Critic, ""YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
* Doug Walker wants to know your location *
LMAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*N O*
I still have two of the pocket fisherman both still work great and still use them
@Todd Foret turd there is no room in front pockets my package is way too BIG. I keep them in my back pack
"You'll definitely turn heads when you have KUM in your hair!" OMFG, HAHAHAHAA! I bet!
0:36: "We're also excluding novelty products that are designed, first and foremost, to make people laugh."
01:57: "#9: Tiddy Bear!"
Another honorable mention: “The Master Baiter.” (A fishing product)
What is it that causes people to name fishing products things that could also double as dick jokes
The Kum and Go gas station
Otherwise known as the
Ejaculate and Evacuate
Kum & Go actually has some pretty good pizza for a gas station... lol
We always called those "Blow and Go"
my favorite gas station! every time we see one- we have to follow their suggestions !
may i recommend if you play along to visit the Midwest where these are a lot more common !
my husband can’t keep up with them when we are kumming and going like every 5 miles! great for your marriage!
thanks KumNGo!
We've got Kum & Go's all over the place around here. First time I saw one I was like, "Wait, what?"
I only use the bathrooms there.
Remember the office equipment company called, Wang?
I worked at a place that used Wang main frames. This was before there were PCs.
“Thank goodness he’s drawn attention away from my shirt”
"You'll really turn heads when you have KUM in your hair!" (So hilarious!!!)
RANDOM VIDEOS OF EVERYTHING 2018 That'll do it...
As Nostalgia Critic could tell you, there is also "Wet Banana" and "Johnson" which has in the commercial "You, your girl, and your Johnson". Yeah. 😉😂😂
after that I have to watch NC commercials again. :)
MOM! GET OFF MY WET BANANA!
WHAT WOULD DAD SAY????
"You, your kids and your Johnson." *o.O What?
Now I gotta go watch Nostalgia Critic again. After these messages. We'll be riiight back.
Johnson & Johnson...
A FAMILY COMPANY!!!!
Bonus fact - Ron Popiel, inventor/creator of the pocket fisherman is a cousin of Ashley Tisdale
Cool! Ron made some great things.
Actually it was Ron’s father who invented the Pocket Fisherman
@@59771006 It seems I was mis-informed.
Rebecca is the name of the host, right? She is stronger than me as I would not have been able to finish this video without laughing like hell.
I actually own a ‘Pocket Fisherman’. I keep it in one of the saddlebags of my motorcycle. It’s gets some laughs, but it does work.
The company product that comes to mind for me is "love sac". They supply sofas and bean bags, and they are actually good products (though a little expensive), its just a really funny and unfortnate name.
Kate Matos someone couple is going to make a baby on the love sac 😂
That name is definitely open to a lot of jokes😂.
Dick jokes abound with a product named that
I remember when I was a young teen, my sister and I were at a pharmacy and they had these products called Negroids. Needless to say we laughed our arses off.
Maybe that inspired the Chris rock fake products "Niggatrol" and "Nigga please"
I remember that 'Nigga Please' video. Old times. :) Small mistake, they were called Nigroids. Of course, due to PC society and all that, soon enough they had a name change: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigroids
The Chevrolet Nova. Nothing funny about the name in the English language, but Hispanics laughed. "No va" translates to "does not go."
Reminds me of the Honda Jazz. In Japan it’s named Fitta, which in my language means pussy...
You're not Japanese, I guess 'cause pussy in nihongo is "manko"...So what's your language?
My fave was the old "Come Alive With Pepsi" slogan, which translated into Japanese as "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave".
Brightwriter haha! I was taught that back in high school Spanish! Hilarious!
My girlfriend and I were at an Asian market in Mesa, Arizona a couple years ago, and there was some kind of instant entree in a box called “Puto”. Most people in AZ speak enough Spanish that “puto” has a very common slang meaning here. Of course we bought a box.
if ur from tiktok ur looking for 10:14
Fuck tik tok all my homie hate tik tok
I actually think of "pocket fisherman" in its innocuous meaning, unlike that K.U.M. shampoo.
A bank (national I think, very big anyway) in The Netherlands is called Rabobank, produced like "rob a bank"
Eric Taylor LMAO.
Well, it's not a product name, but I went to college with a guy named Buster Hyman. What's more, his parents were the ones who gave him the nickname Buster, when he was two. You'd think with a last name like Hyman they'd have a clue, but apparently not.
And I thought KUM being good for one's hair was a "Phallusy"
There’s a fabric softener they sell at Walgreens called “dryer balls”. I live in Phoenix, and get so hot and sweaty in the summertime that by the time I get to Walgreens I wish I had drier balls.
Wack Off reminds me of the BBC Radio 4 comedy show I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue where one of the best smutty jokes is “Samantha has to nip out now with her new gentleman friend. Apparently, they've been working on the restoration of an old chest of drawers. Samantha is in charge of polishing, while he scrapes the varnish and wax off next to her."
The FAG detector was made by the FAG company, which is/was a German business (IIRC) named after the initials of the guy who started it up. There used to be a FAG plant south of Joplin, MO. Everybody always called it F-A-G, never "fag." I had a friend who worked security there, he said that anyone getting caught calling the place "fag" and not F-A-G would be fired on the spot.
we had those pocket fishing pole as kids never thought anything like you saying they work great for small kids loved using them
One unfortunately named product I've seen is My Interactive Pooh. Yes, I know Nostalgia Critic has made fun of it in a commercials special, but so has the voice of Winnie The Pooh Jim Cummings. Watch the Jim Cummings video on My Interactive Pooh. Even he thought it was a bizarre name.
We had a welding shop next door called "Superior Erections"!
When i think of pocket fisherman i think of a fishing device that you can fold and store anywhere. I dont know how you got anything nasty out of that
rebecca sabet me either. I remember in the late ‘70s and early ‘80s those were very popular. Ronco also sold a pocket sewing machine.
"You'll definitely turn heads when you have kum in your hair!" OMG! I almost died laughing!
I lost it when you said Wack off is used by armed forces.
One time, I saw a desert stand and its price label was this:
"STD $20.00"
Chibi Prussia aseeing a desert stand must be quite something, all that sand falling down
I don't know where the 666 Cold Preparation got its name, but I know that it has been around for a VERY long time. My granny had it on her medicine shelf when I was very young - and I am 63 now.
I found it funny that the advertisement following the video was for "Boom-Boom", a nasal inhaler. Growing up, boom-boom was the euphemism for #2.
6:45 HOLY SHIT WAIT-
RIGHT I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES
cancelled
"You'll definitely turn heads when you have Kum in your hair" LMAO!!!!!
They forgot the 2 products called "Catch It". One was a disposable cat box. The other was a 2-handled sifter for cleaning your cat's litter box.
"Keep Catch It in your litter box". (Where else would you keep it???)
Both are on RUclips.
*"Cat Sh*t?" interesting...*
3:32 the vacuum "dirt devil", a satellite antenna "SatAn" and the speaker manufacturer Teufel (what means devil) are other examples
I’ve used Nads hair removal. It’s really good stuff. And given what Anusol is used for it’s a perfect name.
I remember when Ron Popeil first came out with the Pocket Fisherman. I don’t think the name was considered all the unfortunate at the time. Now the Wunder Boner was obviously named with the giggle factor in mind.
At least the Pocket Fisherman comes with a Johnson reel.
I'm surprised the diet pill AYDS didn't make the list.
Ikr? I was waiting to see that ad!!
Maybe because AYDs predated AIDS by at least a decade it didn't count.
MeganKoumori Perhaps.
AYDS was a appetite suppressant candy. Because it is a candy, it will probably be on the "Disastrously Named Food" list.
"You'll turn heads when you have Kum in your hair" OH COME ON!
you will turn heads if you have kum in your hair
well id think so
My family had a Pocket Fisherman when I was kid. Had it for ages. Worked great. It was especially good for young kids because it was pretty easy to use.
The fact that the pocket fisherman included the "Johnson Reel" means they had to know about the double entendre! lol
good to see just how immature I still am thanks guys XD
"Pocket Fisherman," really was named quite appropriately and rather regularly.
6:08- Oh My Lord. It's literally a Gaydar 😂 (I'm sorry)
@Fin Nichols shut up
"You'll definitely turn heads when you have kum in your hair"! Oh my goodness! My husband and I died laughing this morning! Like, wtf?! Lol
The pocket fisherman actually works really well as a fishing pole though.
Steel I remember those being really popular in the late 1970s. Never thought anything of the product name.
My juvenile laughing loved this vid!
From "Turning heads when you From having Kum in your hair", while hauling in your catch with your "Pocket Fisherman" (with included "Johnson Reel"), that you'll give a run over with the "Wunder Boner", to saying that you're going to work with your "FAG Detector III" while deciding to "Wack Off", there are some pretty horrendous-but-hilarious dodgy product names (even *If* the product in question isn't so dodgy).
Then there's *"NAD'S"* … Yeah. OK, there's a story & explanation behind this. The name/term "Nads" for gonads/testicles is more of an American thing & this is an Australian product. The woman who created it named it after her daughter Nadine, who everyone called "Nad". Still, they're promoting it in many countries, so they should've thought how truly wrong it sounds! Also - I remember it when it came out: Horrible, *Horrible,* *HORRIBLE,* product. If you *Like* smearing sticky - *Thick*, viscous stuff over the hair that will start *Slooooooowly* but *Painfully* snagging the hairs before you're in any way ready to remove the hairs - then this product is for you - you Masochistic Sickos, You!
Umm - I forgot the painful "Rexona 24-Hour Intensive 'Pussy Wind' Hello Kitty" deodorant … Thankfully a *Limited Edition*.
*Pussy WIND?!?!* The mind boggles & goes places it *Just SHOULDN'T!*
There's a building company in my town called The Ultimate Steel Erection. It's plastered on the side of their trucks in huge letters too. Haha.
Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story (That is seriously the actual name of his autobiography).
You’re here from TikTok
false. im here from instagram
I’m came from Instagram not tic tac
No, I’m not
Huh
@@ayla277 ok…
I have a cologne called"COME TO ME".I ask"Does it smell like come to you?
Pocket fisherman was a bit of a stretch...
How the hell did the dude not scream in pain from waxing his chest
The nads brand is supposed to be a painless form of waxing
Because he wasn't the 40 year old virgin lol
He's aussie
#1 made me laugh so hard
All of us came here because of this part: 10:15
You already had a perfect one in the opening stills - Touch Dic
"Ayds" Diet candy was pretty bad too.
As diet aids are wont to do. However, it went belly up when HIV appeared, also called AIDS.