Top 20 Worst As Seen on TV Items Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 30 июл 2024
  • We have a hard time believing anyone would buy what we’ve deemed the worst as seen on TV items ever. It’s time to look at the oddest, most impractical or downright embarrassing products that have been marketed on television, because hey… clearly there’s no shortage of bad ideas out there. Just because it made it to television… doesn’t mean you should buy it. WatchMojo ranks the worst as seen on TV items ever. Which as seen on TV item do you think is the worst? Let us know in the comments!
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  • @marco39120
    @marco39120 5 лет назад +479

    Dr. Oz has lost so much credibility I'm surprised that anyone still takes him seriously anymore.

    • @Mandy87Marie
      @Mandy87Marie 5 лет назад +43

      I’m not sure he ever had any credibility.

    • @PerfectlyImperfect93
      @PerfectlyImperfect93 5 лет назад +16

      Is he still on tv? 😂

    • @drfreud65
      @drfreud65 5 лет назад +10

      @@PerfectlyImperfect93 Yes, but because every lie has an ounce of truth, he still has a following.

    • @Aolady
      @Aolady 5 лет назад +6

      Some peoplw here, I'm afraid, still takes him srsly

    • @danicegewiss862
      @danicegewiss862 5 лет назад +7

      He's the king of diet promotions. Most don't work, but those details don't matter to him.

  • @Cbb88dragonborn
    @Cbb88dragonborn 5 лет назад +385

    God I remember seeing these as a kid. I didn’t think half of these were even real

    • @michaelbienicewicz2993
      @michaelbienicewicz2993 5 лет назад +17

      Shhhhh It's not. Go back to sleep now. You just had a bad dream, that's all. Shhhh

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 лет назад +3

      cbb88christian i got one of those "ice cream magic shakers" as a kid, it was shaped like a ice cream cone. And I followed the instructions, and i got no ice cream :/ now i always say that its all fake.

    • @OopsOlliePopp
      @OopsOlliePopp 4 года назад

      Honestly they all seemed like fever dreams in my memory until I saw them again

    • @sierrasasmartass7755
      @sierrasasmartass7755 Год назад

      Same here and I remember a few infomercials for kids' stuff like the moon shoes, those unpoppable balloons and that one where you could make gummy candy at home. Any time those infomercials came on I'd try to pull my parents over to the TV to see them and beg for them.

  • @jutjammin7778
    @jutjammin7778 4 года назад +291

    I wanna see someone use the Hawaii chair, zoomies, and the face flexer all at the same time

  • @mudkipforever6754
    @mudkipforever6754 5 лет назад +252

    Peeing in a golf club? What kind of drug was the inventor on?

    • @shin3417
      @shin3417 4 года назад +12

      He was smoking cocaine

    • @shin3417
      @shin3417 4 года назад +2

      There

    • @darrellcook8253
      @darrellcook8253 4 года назад +12

      Detective: urine samples would tell the truth. I suggest you look in his golf clubs. Police : uhhh what? What?

    • @mam362
      @mam362 4 года назад +7

      a diuretic?

    • @oddjob4212
      @oddjob4212 4 года назад +1

      He was hurting hair paint and wearing a piano necktie too damn tight.

  • @codylee1682
    @codylee1682 5 лет назад +733

    Literally watched ads for 17 minutes, with ads in between

  • @abdielgarcia6737
    @abdielgarcia6737 5 лет назад +1062

    That beauty mask looks like a female version of Michael Myers

    • @cadillacdeville5828
      @cadillacdeville5828 5 лет назад +17

      Yes!

    • @Wiiguy1606
      @Wiiguy1606 5 лет назад +22

      Because I saw Shrek first I keep thinking of actor MIKE Myers everytime I hear Michael Myers. Weird, huh?

    • @mam362
      @mam362 5 лет назад +3

      thats the whole point

    • @carlosevans583
      @carlosevans583 5 лет назад +12

      It also looks like when Dwight cut the face off of the CPR dummy, and put it on his face.

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 5 лет назад +5

      Knew it looked familiar, but I wasn't sure how. Thanks for the info :)

  • @avacatherine5646
    @avacatherine5646 3 года назад +31

    Imagine being called into your boss’s office to be told you’ve been fired and they’re on the Hawaii chair.

  • @taylorg7079
    @taylorg7079 5 лет назад +104

    "nobody takes As Seen on TV products seriously" except my grandma lol. She practically collects them.

    • @affordableslay4520
      @affordableslay4520 4 года назад +2

      Taylor G my grandmother has spent the equivalent of my college tuition ( over my lifetime at least ) on this stuff and she buys 2-3 at a time computers printers cameras AND SHE CANT WORK IT 😭

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove 4 года назад +3

      Taylor G Marketers prey on inexperienced shoppers. Both babies and baby boomers.

    • @myfairlahey5738
      @myfairlahey5738 3 года назад +1

      so does Homer Simpson

    • @ichigome5554
      @ichigome5554 3 года назад

      They target older people.

    • @thedarknutsackreturns431
      @thedarknutsackreturns431 3 года назад

      That is...
      Acceptable

  • @jongaulthero
    @jongaulthero 5 лет назад +160

    Actual instructions from Fat Magnet website:
    **"For best results, drain pan thoroughly before attempting to use Fat Magnet"**
    Fraud!

    • @souflayscott9648
      @souflayscott9648 5 лет назад +8

      TheMajR Payne it’s a fart magnet 🏃💨

    • @jongaulthero
      @jongaulthero 5 лет назад +5

      @@souflayscott9648 BWAHAHAHA!!

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 4 года назад +8

      @@souflayscott9648 - so buy it a better marriage blanket.

    • @bribre7348
      @bribre7348 4 года назад +1

      Souflay Scott I never laughed so hard in my damn life 😂

  • @Vindoof
    @Vindoof 5 лет назад +411

    The fat magnet can be replaced with a simple piece of white bread lmfao

  • @TimothyRichard12345
    @TimothyRichard12345 4 года назад +41

    The fact that the Kush support is $55 + shipping and handling is absolutely mind-boggling

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 4 года назад +2

      It looks as toilet paper roll's middle cardboard and I bet the latter would slide out less too! xD

    • @josephclark4999
      @josephclark4999 2 года назад

      @@KasumiRINA I was thinking the Exact sane thing. We should hook up and "invent" something stupid and get rich.

    • @WhitneyDahlin
      @WhitneyDahlin Год назад +2

      I know right! But a lot of these products are for people with disabilities so it seems messed up for her to make fun of them. Like the giant bib. That can be used for many adults who have fine motor skill problems along with the comforter wipe. There are just so many truly terrible as seen On TV products I don't know why they're going out of their way to choose disability products.

  • @adamdreke
    @adamdreke 5 лет назад +64

    Remember those electric ab belts that shock you until you have a six pack?

    • @johnking4941
      @johnking4941 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, and I remember the girl that was getting shocked and couldn't turn it off. Actually I was laughing at something else 😂

    • @jeanjayjibril154
      @jeanjayjibril154 3 года назад +1

      Qss

    • @ro4eva
      @ro4eva 3 года назад +3

      My cousin actually ended up ordering 'the deluxe pack' of that fraudulent belt. In total, with shipping & handling + tax, he wound up paying nearly $200. I remember the cost well because I laughed my ass off after he told me on the phone.

    • @katesims2346
      @katesims2346 2 года назад +2

      Dad still has one in his shed.

    • @doubleaura8780
      @doubleaura8780 2 года назад +1

      That sounds painful! O_O

  • @czechmate8287
    @czechmate8287 5 лет назад +236

    You kidding me? Dutch ovening your spouse is what keeps the marriage alive.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 лет назад +13

      Knowing my family, you're not wrong.

    • @calmgoodfire4662
      @calmgoodfire4662 5 лет назад +8

      But not your spouse

    • @czechmate8287
      @czechmate8287 5 лет назад +21

      @@calmgoodfire4662 no, the last time i did it to my wife, I shit the bed and she divorced me.

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 5 лет назад +5

      @@czechmate8287 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

    • @samprice3315
      @samprice3315 5 лет назад +4

      @@czechmate8287 Omfg- XD

  • @jpgr8937
    @jpgr8937 5 лет назад +152

    "God help the spouse who comes back from a getting a drink."😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darrellcook8253
      @darrellcook8253 4 года назад +3

      Sure makes enforcing the anti drinking ban easy.

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 4 года назад +7

      jpgr8937 Well to be fair, unless you have the better marriage blanket, she probably spiked that drink with cyanid

    • @shellybear627
      @shellybear627 4 года назад +2

      @@TheMamaluigi300 🤣

    • @kittypride6343
      @kittypride6343 4 года назад

      LOL

  • @vincek6613
    @vincek6613 5 лет назад +51

    That mask was looking more like Dwight from the Office when he cut off the CPR dummies face

    • @myfairlahey5738
      @myfairlahey5738 3 года назад

      annie are you okay?

    • @juno9058
      @juno9058 3 года назад

      @@myfairlahey5738 so annie are you okay?

  • @Nathandelgado
    @Nathandelgado 4 года назад +16

    “If your goal is to look absolutely foolish in public”
    That took me out 😂😂😂😂

  • @dr.pepper7606
    @dr.pepper7606 5 лет назад +110

    Number 2: For those who seen South park. You KNOW how they made a good burn about the product.

    • @johnwoida2584
      @johnwoida2584 4 года назад +8

      I was thinking about that too

    • @jakestewart9
      @jakestewart9 4 года назад +1

      What is it?

    • @Rkenton48
      @Rkenton48 4 года назад +5

      Loved that one. Dispensing cooling off liquid. Entering sleep mode. Here's some money for cab fare. Hilarious!

    • @dr.pepper7606
      @dr.pepper7606 4 года назад +5

      @Logical Rocket Shake weight. It's suppose to help you burn body fat; in the arms. But South Park, decide to show what it really does.

    • @joedoe7903
      @joedoe7903 4 года назад +3

      For the uncultured swine who don't get it it's a hand job trainer

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 5 лет назад +34

    “Just aim and shoot! Your ball! Into a cup!” That statement went from being pointless to perverse reeeeally quickly

  • @LOLxBoredom
    @LOLxBoredom 4 года назад +344

    I love how she calls the arm tape “degrading” and offensive to women but then bashes bald men and calls them “baldies”.

    • @oddjob4212
      @oddjob4212 4 года назад +26

      Seriously. This channel is just a mindless,list-generating engine. They have overlapping beliefs depending on the topic. When they use the word "we" as if to include some sort of group it's a sad joke cause they don't really support any sort of ideal other than making money for their channel.

    • @RebeccaJayne5x5
      @RebeccaJayne5x5 4 года назад +11

      I agree you do need to dress appropriately for whatever your job is I am a teacher in a secondary school so lots of teenage boys who you can make an excuse for if their eyes do wander their teenagers they are still learning! But suggesting an adult can not control where they look! Employees have a responsibility to dress appropriately, they also have a responsibility to behave appropriately toward their colleagues!

    • @abelstrd
      @abelstrd 4 года назад +1

      I didn't catch that one. But I guess now that you mentioned it 🤔

    • @tablescissors
      @tablescissors 4 года назад +2

      @FatCatEatSlimRat even if this comment made sense grammatically, it would still be absurdly wrong.

    • @saudadeanguish3139
      @saudadeanguish3139 4 года назад

      @@oddjob4212 it sucks but that's how so many things are these days

  • @kourtneyrenee4492
    @kourtneyrenee4492 4 года назад +11

    "The potty putter is the perfect gift, your husband will love it and think of you while he practicing putting" ?!?!
    Why tf would anyone want their spouse to think of them when their taking a shit?!?!

  • @magsguerra
    @magsguerra 5 лет назад +54

    I fondly remember GLH9 aka Hair in a Can. We gave a can to my Dad one year on his birthday. We were entertained. Him? Not so much....
    I do so miss the 90’s.

    • @michaelbienicewicz2993
      @michaelbienicewicz2993 5 лет назад +8

      I bought a can of that once. While trying to conceal it in my shorts on the way home it burst. Shot me right back to the 70's.

    • @camillerains3728
      @camillerains3728 5 лет назад +4

      I miss the 90s too!

    • @ro4eva
      @ro4eva 3 года назад

      I also miss the 90s. It was an interesting time if you were interested in computers. I remember the first 3D accelerator for PC, the '3DFX Voodoo' with a whopping 4mb of VRAM. Also, dial-up internet. The first DVDs. Windows 95. The first PlayStation. The Y2K bug (that turned out to be way overblown). Renting new releases from the video store (Blockbuster). Star Wars Episode I (the hype was insane -- the theater went completely bonkers when the Star Wars logo + music began playing). And so much more. It was such an exciting decade.

    • @magsguerra
      @magsguerra 3 года назад

      @@ro4eva don’t forget being in line at a bookstore for midnight release when a new book came out that you had to own. Aldo....Surge. I was addicted to that shit. I don’t care what anyone says, the new Surge is not like the original version.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 месяца назад

      ​@@michaelbienicewicz2993 had a fire extinguisher go off in the in trunk.
      Very long 10 seconds. Btw. Yellow, extremely fine powder. Lots of it. Dustbuster said, nope. F that.
      It's also sticky/salty, too. Won't kill you and does wash out, but I assure you, don't breathe it. Nasty stuff.

  • @AllisonLinner
    @AllisonLinner 5 лет назад +35

    5:11 *Brenda from HR: "I just don't know why my colleagues don't respect me!"*

  • @donaldmills4201
    @donaldmills4201 4 года назад +8

    The gun rack segment made me lmao. "So you can shoot intruders without the hassle of getting out of bed." This is one of the most murican inventions ever. Proud!

  • @tarotbear
    @tarotbear 2 года назад +11

    The 'Comfort Wipe" is a very handy product for people with spine mobility issues. However, you wrap the toilet paper AROUND the end, not tuck it in the slot! I have 4 of these (including some folding ones) - and they are very handy!

    • @sydney13ism
      @sydney13ism 2 года назад +1

      Buy one of the relatively cheap bidet (spell.?) where streams of water wipe ur ass instead of TP.

    • @Mr.8.years.ago.
      @Mr.8.years.ago. Год назад +2

      I'm glad Ur brave enough to admit U own 4!

  • @FLUXXEUS
    @FLUXXEUS 5 лет назад +72

    Sauna Pants: *who needs children amiright* 😂😂

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 5 лет назад +1

      😀
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      👞👞
      But it’s so fabulous

  • @AllisonLinner
    @AllisonLinner 5 лет назад +79

    "Our Hawaii chair is also a *surefire* way to *induce premature labor!"*

    • @lisagibson2975
      @lisagibson2975 5 лет назад +12

      lol my cousin use to call it the "Abortion chair" because of how rough it moves the body around

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq 5 лет назад +1

      @@lisagibson2975 I wish I could like this comment a thousand times

    • @afriend9428
      @afriend9428 4 года назад +3

      *IT'S A SEX CHAIR PEOPLE!*

    • @darlenebuck541
      @darlenebuck541 4 года назад

      came here from Jacksepticeyes funniest home videos.

    • @oddjob4212
      @oddjob4212 4 года назад +1

      I like to use it to get my soul-farts out from when I was 8.

  • @kitkat9648
    @kitkat9648 4 года назад +4

    I had a cervical fusion and had to wear a collar for over 3 months. My neck was terribly loose. The neck slimmer worked so well to tighten my muscles back up, my physical therapist added them to his practice and my chronic pain doc suggests it.

  • @sewiusproductions
    @sewiusproductions 4 года назад +29

    #5 is actually useful, my fiancée had her gallbladder removed and there were complications that caused limited range of motion, that coupled with the fact that she's already a big lady, it made it possible for her to wipe. It also helped her aunt and grandmother when they had abdominal surgeries as well.

    • @saltydog7038
      @saltydog7038 Год назад +9

      I found it a bit offensive it was on there because it really is a useful product for people that need it.

    • @Terahnee
      @Terahnee Год назад +1

      @@saltydog7038 Yep. I know that little people have similar 'gadgets', it's just not really talked about in 'polite company'.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 месяца назад

      Don't we already have bidets?

  • @LucasGnagy
    @LucasGnagy 5 лет назад +21

    13:02 I have cerebral palsy and my mom bought this for me and I can tell you it didn’t even work for that. The toilet paper got so bunched up by the time we got it in there, it couldn’t even be used. Plus I couldn’t in myself and the release function barely worked

    • @OhForSmegsSake
      @OhForSmegsSake 4 года назад +4

      My aunty had mobility issues so her husband had to wipe her bum for years, after buying one of those things she got back a little bit if her dignity. Many of the "As Seen On TV" products are really meant for people with health or ability issues

  • @micahfrombbkmoj4516
    @micahfrombbkmoj4516 5 лет назад +346

    Whoever makes dogs wear a PooTrap is a monster
    Edit: Thanks for the likes, this is the most I’ve ever had

  • @AGBDYM
    @AGBDYM 5 лет назад +31

    Number 1 should've been "Head On! Apply directly to your forehead! (x3)"

  • @rmurphy440m
    @rmurphy440m 4 года назад +20

    “Offending molecules” ...best punk band name ever!

  • @alphakennyone1011
    @alphakennyone1011 5 лет назад +52

    “Slob stopper” was my nick name in college.

  • @tonikavorkias5296
    @tonikavorkias5296 5 лет назад +67

    Nothing screams _'Murica!_ than *The Back Up* ... 😂😂😂

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 лет назад +7

      As an American, I have to say
      Hell. Yes, even though a shotgun is not what I think of when I hear "protection by your bedside."

    • @derekstevens96
      @derekstevens96 5 лет назад +5

      Heck yeah I'm looking this up right after video beats the pistol under the pillow

    • @Yngsatchvai
      @Yngsatchvai 5 лет назад +9

      Actually its the best product on the list. Id caution against if you have children tho

    • @tcanders123
      @tcanders123 5 лет назад

      @@derekstevens96 How about just don't be stupid & don't have a gun by your bed?

    • @baldeagle5297
      @baldeagle5297 4 года назад +1

      @@tcanders123 How about you mind your own business? Don't like it? Don't buy it.

  • @richardperaza5083
    @richardperaza5083 4 года назад +13

    I like how we hate watching commercials but if it's a countdown we all want to see the commercials

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 8 месяцев назад

      thats because we're the ones in control

  • @lisawhereisthecultjam
    @lisawhereisthecultjam 3 года назад +8

    Honestly, the cami secret doesn't sound so bad. I live somewhere hot with high humidity. The least amount of clothes, the better. Also, I am somewhat fascinated by the fart blanket.

    • @Terahnee
      @Terahnee Год назад +1

      I had a set of CamiSecret. I had a few V neck cross over tops where the cross over was too low for the bra I needed. CamiSecret in a hot climate? Yes please.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад +41

    *Number 1:* EARRAPE-INATOR
    _This kind of item on TV is just useless that makes every human ears fades to dust._

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 5 лет назад +7

    “He’ll relax and think of you... anytime he needs to take a dump!” How romantic! Emphasis on “ick”

  • @nightfall4434
    @nightfall4434 4 года назад +15

    Imagine you holding the UroClub upside down and it starts to leak...

  • @seratheeducatedfeline4227
    @seratheeducatedfeline4227 4 года назад +12

    I want to replace the chair in my biology teacher’s office with a Hawaii Chair (maybe I’ll put a pair of those arm-lift stickers in with it).

  • @wendyodell356
    @wendyodell356 5 лет назад +6

    My Mother is disabled, 75 years old and has 2 bad shoulders plus carpal tunnel in both hands. The Comfort Wipe has been a God send for her. It works pretty well, allowing her to wipe herself. It may look, and sound ridiculous but it does work. It helps elderly folks to keep their dignity and not to feel like a burden on their families.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 месяца назад

      I'll put that on #1 things I don't want to clean up, for 500.
      Oh, wait. I can think of one other...tho you font usually have to go into that one.

  • @permeus2nd
    @permeus2nd 5 лет назад +16

    13:19 i actually have this as sadly im disabled and have reduced motion in my shoulder and while i almost never use it its there as a backup.
    Now to this add there not actually useing it right, the paper is ment to go over the top and the ends of the sheets go into the grabby bit so when you press the button it lets go of the ends, you have to use quite a few sheets like 5+ and useing you hand is much faster and easier most of the time but for disabled and the elderly its a helping hand you could say.

    • @OhForSmegsSake
      @OhForSmegsSake 4 года назад

      I know someone with continence issues who loves to golf and uses to UraClub. There's not many trees or thick bushes at his golf club and he'd never make it back to the clubhouse in time so he swears by it.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 года назад

      @@OhForSmegsSake he needs diapers.

  • @benjaminblack7923
    @benjaminblack7923 4 года назад +5

    The Hawaiian chair reminds me of those old fat shaker machines, lol!!!!!🤣

  • @galaxythefox7432
    @galaxythefox7432 3 года назад +7

    "Toilet paper is archaic and disgusting"
    She is aware that we wash our hands after going to the bathroom right?

  • @smashers234
    @smashers234 5 лет назад +9

    14:45 im pretty sure that lad who is wearing the tv hat in the car is driving...

  • @josephsavich2451
    @josephsavich2451 5 лет назад +35

    Whomever thought of the parrot thing must've had a bird brain;)😺

    • @Yngsatchvai
      @Yngsatchvai 5 лет назад +7

      The toy is one thing. Maybe give a child a smile for like 5 secs. . But the horrible ass acting is whats so annoying. Nobodys family is gonna sit around a goofy ass bird on a cookout. Thats why we have dogs. Now they can be tons of fun.

    • @jeffreydillingham7630
      @jeffreydillingham7630 5 лет назад +1

      The whole time I watched that bit I was thinking of the scene from Dumb & Dumber with the blind kid petting the parakeet...I was hoping WatchMojo would have showed the clip.

    • @OhForSmegsSake
      @OhForSmegsSake 4 года назад +1

      It would be great for someone with Alzheimer's. Studies have shown that they respond well to having a "pet" around, something that will move and respond but won't behave wildly like a real animal would

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 3 года назад

      @@Yngsatchvai I agree! Real dogs are more entertaining than a plastic bird!

  • @IDreamOfCrafting
    @IDreamOfCrafting 4 года назад +4

    I have the cami secrets and I love them. They're super comfortable and work great. I wear them almost every day at work.

  • @ayudatengopiedrasenlosrino3786
    @ayudatengopiedrasenlosrino3786 2 года назад +9

    0:39: 20. PooTrap
    1:40: 19. Potty Putter
    2:40: 18. Skinnies Instant Arm Lift
    3:22: 17. GLH-9
    3:58: 16. Fat Magnet
    4:39: 15. Hawaii Chair
    5:43: 14. Facial Flex
    6:41: 13. Rejuvenique
    7:15: 12. Kush Support
    7:47: 11. Zoomies
    8:30: 10. Cami Secret
    9:21: 9. Better Marriage Blanket
    10:18: 8. UroClub
    11:19: 7. Slob Stoppier
    11:56: 6. The Back-Up
    12:35: 5. Long Reach Comfort Wipe
    13:23: 4. Perfect Polly
    14:12: 3. TV Hat
    15:00: 2. Shake Weight
    Dishonorable Mentions:
    15:30: Talking Toilet Paper
    15:50: Air Curler
    15:58: Doc Bottoms Aspray
    16:08: Pajama Jeans
    16:30: 1. Sauna Pants

  • @gavfitzpatrick
    @gavfitzpatrick 5 лет назад +37

    Now I know what to buy the mother in law for Christmas

    • @redpikmin017
      @redpikmin017 5 лет назад

      Omg, why

    • @redpikmin017
      @redpikmin017 5 лет назад

      @Ronit Banerjea no I mean talking about Christmas now, idk why but people I hear talk about the holidays even in August

    • @redpikmin017
      @redpikmin017 5 лет назад

      @Ronit Banerjea for me it's weird to be saying Christmas related anything anytime around before November 1st which I feel is the right time for me

    • @redpikmin017
      @redpikmin017 5 лет назад

      @@michaellovely6601 shame on you

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 5 лет назад

      @@redpikmin017 I have deleted my comment as a means of admitting that I was wrong to say that and I apologize for unintentionally causing him, his family and friends any form of emotional distress. FYI, this is a sincere apology and not a prepared statement from a publicist.

  • @CassandraH18
    @CassandraH18 5 лет назад +26

    Cami-Secret looks dumb, but it works.

    • @TraciTheT-Rexy
      @TraciTheT-Rexy 4 года назад +5

      And not everyone can or wants to wear a bandeau or a camisole. That shit gets hot.

    • @ItsJustLisa
      @ItsJustLisa 4 года назад +2

      But it’s not made wide enough for someone who’s either plus-sized or had a large bust. I’m in the really large bust category. While it may work, they don’t fit on G/H cup size bras. I know, I tried them.

    • @kcmarcy
      @kcmarcy 4 года назад +1

      Agree! CamISecrets are AMAZING!!!

    • @scoshicahoon2037
      @scoshicahoon2037 4 года назад +1

      I love cami secrets. My camisoles never stay put and ends up showing too much cleavage.

    • @myfairlahey5738
      @myfairlahey5738 3 года назад

      it does except it rides up and gets wrinkly

  • @silverhorse2010
    @silverhorse2010 4 года назад +6

    The only Kush that helps me to sleep at night is the one I can smoke...

  • @thegmanviews11
    @thegmanviews11 Год назад +5

    When I saw shake weight on South Park I thought they were just taking the piss but now I’ve discovered it’s actually real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LoganJGrimes
    @LoganJGrimes 5 лет назад +10

    You definitely should have mentioned the “Fushigi”, one of the worst “as seen on TV” items ever to exist.

  • @lisagibson2975
    @lisagibson2975 5 лет назад +68

    the back up is bad for when grandpa gets those war flashbacks O.o

    • @melonsquirrel7389
      @melonsquirrel7389 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @samuelfellows6923
      @samuelfellows6923 4 года назад +1

      I think that must have been touted by the 🇺🇸 gun association?

    • @baldeagle5297
      @baldeagle5297 4 года назад

      Yeah, denigrate those that did a job that needed doing. You're a real class act.👎

    • @baldeagle5297
      @baldeagle5297 3 года назад

      @matt fahringer Read both comments in context with the video.

  • @alechorowitz5279
    @alechorowitz5279 5 лет назад +31

    You will wake up and Perfect Polly will be standing over you with a knife in it's beak. It will slowly move it's head and you will scream as it's eyes light up. No, Perfect Polly, no! I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A NICE PET!
    No, Perfect Polly says, I am not a pet. I AM A ROBOT! TIME FOR THE HUMANS TO GO DOWN!

    • @19torento
      @19torento 3 года назад

      Buy the women dinner first and they will go down on Perfect Polly.

    • @angelicabutterfly1794
      @angelicabutterfly1794 3 года назад

      Somebody make this a horror movie 😂

  • @ombrenightcores4153
    @ombrenightcores4153 4 года назад +5

    “Play with your putter” and “think of you whenever he practices putting” sounds like they’re hinting at more than just using the toilet

  • @KylieCassidy08
    @KylieCassidy08 5 лет назад +22

    The bump it! 🙌💆‍♀️ every girl I knew had one

    • @AwkwardBlackGal613
      @AwkwardBlackGal613 5 лет назад +1

      I totally had one. They sold them at the drug store lol.

    • @packnetadaija
      @packnetadaija 5 лет назад

      Yes in my scene phase i tried it hahaah

  • @AllisonLinner
    @AllisonLinner 5 лет назад +13

    That breast pillow thing is actually in theory a good idea. I'm a DD or DDD and I have to put a pillow between my boobs or it hurts my back like crazy.

    • @krishnapandey9111
      @krishnapandey9111 5 лет назад +3

      You know sooo many perverts just fapped to that

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 5 лет назад +2

      Sleep bra

    • @TheJAG6752
      @TheJAG6752 4 года назад

      Is that why you have 200 subscribers?

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 года назад +1

      A rolled up towel is just as good for near free

  • @lonewolf577
    @lonewolf577 5 лет назад +10

    Even if I could afford the *
    "Poo trap" my dog wouldn't let me keep it in her, she'd rip it off

  • @ShinbiBelldandy
    @ShinbiBelldandy 4 года назад +6

    The Bush & other variants are actually amazing. When I was pregnant, my breast hurt SO bad. I bought it online because it was my first kid & I was desperate for relief. But instead of paying $40 for a pillow you can roll up a wash cloth & it'll work just as well.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 месяца назад

      I saw this thing that was a hammock for boobies! Hands around your neck so the sweating doesn't itch.

  • @AllisonLinner
    @AllisonLinner 5 лет назад +29

    *But what if all my putting practice on the potty pays off, and I dare to drop a deuce on the green?*
    *Introducing...*
    *The Poo Trap Potty Putter Edition!*

    • @michaelbienicewicz2993
      @michaelbienicewicz2993 5 лет назад

      I think Trump has one of those.

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 5 лет назад

      Don't forget the club you can pee in!!.. Well, if you were a guy...the only thing missing would be the shower.

  • @shr1mpsush1
    @shr1mpsush1 5 лет назад +10

    "In what is perhaps the most insulting item on this list.."
    Then why isn't it #1?

  • @lygophilia4127
    @lygophilia4127 5 лет назад +3

    PooTrap is an elementary school child's solution to dog waste removal. Literally. I had this in mind in the '90s when I was like 7-10 years old. lol

  • @luvbeinghiswife1148
    @luvbeinghiswife1148 4 года назад +4

    The Poo Trap had me laughing so hard I woke up both my dogs. Now they probably have to poo.....

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 5 лет назад +33

    Might as well put a diaper on your dog.

    • @jacobbarnhardt3007
      @jacobbarnhardt3007 5 лет назад

      The sister of a guy I work with does that. Feel sorry for the poor thing.

    • @zo6679
      @zo6679 5 лет назад +3

      Jacob Barnhardt some dogs who can’t control their bowel movements need them. That might be the reason 😊

    • @zo6679
      @zo6679 5 лет назад

      ElTortugaAnime ElTortugaAnime *WOT MATE?*

  • @signat2335
    @signat2335 5 лет назад +12

    The thumbnail and the title of this video makes me think of Dollface from Twisted Metal.

  • @clpnetwork522
    @clpnetwork522 3 года назад +4

    I couldn't help but laugh at every single last one of these idiotic ideas!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarahm8695
    @sarahm8695 4 года назад +2

    Rob Lowe's reaction to the Hawaii Chair was priceless

  • @missiesmith949
    @missiesmith949 5 лет назад +3

    I really miss the 80s-90s Ronco Christmas commercials. Like the salad shooter. The egg scrambler. Ronco shaving products. Oh and can't forget the chia pet. I looked forward to them every year. Even as annoying as they could be.

    • @lancekerslake2488
      @lancekerslake2488 Год назад

      we had chia pets in Australia I thought they were so cool when I was like 4 or something lol

  • @PhenomenalByChoice
    @PhenomenalByChoice 5 лет назад +23

    I'm Definitely Watching Attack On Titian Right Now.

  • @bobhoward6676
    @bobhoward6676 4 года назад +3

    The South Park episode "Creme Fraiche" spoofing the shake weight had me ROTFLMAS

  • @brandonfox9618
    @brandonfox9618 4 года назад +4

    Soos: "Aren't sauna pants a fire hazard?"
    Mabel: "No, it's a fun hazard!"

    • @blackice9088
      @blackice9088 2 года назад

      You could always use the uroclub to put them out!

  • @spaceninja1252
    @spaceninja1252 5 лет назад +3

    A few years ago when I would get drunk and bored I would "prank" phone call infomercial numbers like these with dumb products.
    I was never an asshole but I would ask really weird questions and just try to keep them on line.
    My favorites were the guys that sell knives and swords late night that have like a two hour block for some reason. I would ask them things like
    "say I have very little katana skills I have 2 weeks till my bbq and my in laws are coming. If I pay for the express shipping could I reasonably aquire the skills in that time to impress them by cutting up a watermelon in mostly uniform slices and then serve them the one I cought mid air via blade, then serve it to them without hurting them too badlyish"

  • @MrTMONEY7919
    @MrTMONEY7919 5 лет назад +9

    Yo, these are officially gag gifts lol

  • @theoriginaleb9616
    @theoriginaleb9616 4 года назад +2

    Hey now - I have three cami secrets, and I absolutely love them.

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin 4 года назад +2

    07:29 "My wee-wee got up ! " 😂😂😂

  • @zed4643
    @zed4643 5 лет назад +6

    LMFAOOO the backup 😂 with the damn patriotic music in the background. 😂

  • @Toastymarshmallow80
    @Toastymarshmallow80 5 лет назад +3

    Lmao at Hawaii Chair 🤣, the chin lift reminds me of a medieval torture device called the heretics fork.

  • @rschumachr
    @rschumachr 3 года назад +1

    Honestly though, pajama jeans sounds amazing! Not for sleeping in denim but for going to work in pajamas.

  • @bodieb1233
    @bodieb1233 4 года назад +1

    Thank you, Thank You, Thank you, for so many laughs. Loved your delivery and the lines.

  • @doug_b330
    @doug_b330 5 лет назад +3

    Another mention... the upside down hanging planter. Guaranteed to keep those ants and other pesky insects from feeding on your crop! Guess they never thought about the flying insects like flies, bees and wasps. Had the planter on the back deck, and sure enough... poor quality.

  • @Saturday2015
    @Saturday2015 5 лет назад +15

    Didn't y'all do this already twice

  • @vertighost723
    @vertighost723 5 лет назад +3

    The toilet wand is actually great for people with limited range of motion from arthritis or other medical issues

  • @lenaroma320
    @lenaroma320 4 года назад +4

    I have the Cami Secret in 4 colors and they actually work really well. I'm large chested, so even when tops are plunging my cleavage tends to show. I get warm easily so I dont like wearing a cami under my shirts.

  • @ladytalksalot4097
    @ladytalksalot4097 5 лет назад +20

    Back off the Cami Secret. A full camisole under a shirt can get dang hot and uncomfortable. And if I want to wear a nice shirt without my chest out that's my business.

    • @666Brago
      @666Brago 5 лет назад +3

      That seems to be the best option. Seriously just wear an shirt under your uniform.

    • @xarophti
      @xarophti 5 лет назад +1

      @@666Brago Do YOU want to wear two shirts in the summer? I don't

    • @marwaqoura7804
      @marwaqoura7804 5 лет назад +1

      I live in a warm country and I have it ..It's not that bad actually as long as it doesn't punch up ..

    • @afriend9428
      @afriend9428 4 года назад +1

      *Some women like to show off their bussums actually!*

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 года назад +2

      @@afriend9428 Then they need to stop acting offended when people look. There's literally no reason to wear revealing clothes if you don't want people looking at you.

  • @stone1andonly
    @stone1andonly 5 лет назад +14

    Pro tip - if it is featured on Dr. Oz, it is shit. Doesn't matter what it is, and that includes Dr. Oz himself.

    • @MasterOfViewership
      @MasterOfViewership 5 лет назад +1

      Sometimes I think he just likes to hear himself talk

    • @stone1andonly
      @stone1andonly 5 лет назад

      @@MasterOfViewership I saw a guy like that yesterday in front of my local supermarket - the only difference being he's homeless and no one defers to him for medical advice. It's moments like this I wish Jigsaw grabbed some select celebrities (Dr. Oz, Kanye West and a few other significant social pests) and went to work. The hilarious part of this scenario is that none of them would have the sense to recognize whatever moral lesson Jigsaw was imparting and would all die gruesomely. Deranged mechanical engineers never seem to pick *good* subjects to torture.

  • @margotrosendorn6371
    @margotrosendorn6371 4 года назад +4

    A friend of mine actually had a Hawaii chair. It was entertaining at his party but uncomfortable to use. Do you like the feeling of your innards squishing around and your spine moving awkwardly? No? Neither did I.

  • @djmoore2750
    @djmoore2750 4 года назад +3

    The back up is awesome! I got 2 of them but I just have one on my side of the bed.. no kids in the house, so it’s perfect for a quick grab if there’s a home intruder.. that’s actually a great product and works fine with my pistol grip home protection 12ga

  • @ashlymenard5780
    @ashlymenard5780 5 лет назад +6

    This is why I have trust issues.

  • @cy_young_9104
    @cy_young_9104 5 лет назад +51

    Ladies you can save $55 by replacing your Kush with my face.

  • @Kyanzes
    @Kyanzes 4 года назад +3

    7:01 "Eyes without a face" comes to mind.

  • @holographicghost811
    @holographicghost811 4 года назад +2

    I went to my grandma's house ages ago and sat on her couch felt something looked and found a shake weight hidden in the couch cushions 😂😂

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven94 5 лет назад +6

    The biggest crime these ads make is the oversimplification of everyday actions that can be solved with a few extra steps. The spill cover up thing is a good example- the lid should be on tighter! And cheap-o exercise products tend to have the fittest people possible (the guy in the Shake Weight ad was not bad looking 😉).

    • @michaelbienicewicz2993
      @michaelbienicewicz2993 5 лет назад

      He was just gay. That's all.

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 3 года назад

      Just going for a walk every day is better than almost any stupid ass as seen on tv exercise product i can think of. And of course like athlean x always says, you can't out exercise a bad diet.

  • @cha_b7746
    @cha_b7746 5 лет назад +6

    The backup looks kinda awesome actually

  • @Fishmeaker
    @Fishmeaker 3 года назад +3

    As european this video is even more over the top.
    Really, the best watchmojo video ive ever seen!

  • @smithamy1982
    @smithamy1982 4 года назад +4

    I’m embarrassed to admit it but I actually bought a few of them.... and they didn’t work or were absolutely ridiculous. I’m still a sucker for As Seen On TV, items. The curl secret, and derma plex both work amazingly, hope they do a video on the top ten best As Seen On TV products

  • @tinyrick714
    @tinyrick714 5 лет назад +5

    You know it’s gonna be a good vid when they hit the ground running with “Poo Trap”

  • @mak3x7
    @mak3x7 5 лет назад +15

    5:41
    I wish I had the facial flex when I had bells palsey, it would have helped me move me mouth muscles.
    Bells palsey is when half of tge fsxe becomes paralyzed.

    • @ItsJustLisa
      @ItsJustLisa 4 года назад +1

      My husband had a bout of that a few years ago. Fortunately his resolved after only a couple of weeks.

  • @jutjammin7778
    @jutjammin7778 4 года назад +2

    This video definitely helping Dr.Oz -es credibility as of now

  • @Wefoundwaldo92
    @Wefoundwaldo92 Год назад +7

    The gunrack for the mattress is plain genius.