+mattiesensei666 he is even worse than markiplier my god i thought markiplier was bad for not noticing things or quickly judging game mechanics from his ignorance.
1:58:55 Funny how Phil has played all 4 Arkham games and still doesn't realize that Batman won't rubberband to enemies unless he's in the middle of a combo.
He also still hasn't realized that taking on a pack of gunmen head-on is suicide. Him diving into a pack of gunmen and two sentry guns at the movie studio was his most suicidal moment of all, as far as the Arkham series goes.
"I want you to know, detective, that I'm recording all your attempts at this. For posterity! And for my social media presence, of course." Even Riddler's getting into the TIHYDP community
"the sentry gun shot me in the smoke" ya... it was probably designed so that if it's target is in smoke (WHICH THEY KNOW BATMAN HAS) to continue firing
"You're old, you're predictable and you never stood a chance." I think Jason Todd was talking about DSP there. His style of gaming has gotten very old. So old that he is predictable. Lastly he does not stand a chance with any game he plays. He is always doomed suck.
Here's this guy's basic problem, and probably the reason he plays games for a living. He's arrogant. He doesn't listen or pay attention to instructions. He jumps into situations without thinking, doesn't problem solve and repeatedly tries tactics that don't work. And probably his biggest flaw, he never acknowledges when he makes a mistake or learn from it, instead blaming it on something else. Part of me honestly wants to believe that this guy is just an act, that he's not actually like this. The other part of me kind of pities him a little. Based on what he's like playing video games, he's probably too arrogant to function in a normal job, so he has to do this for a living.
4 years later when Phil has taken to twitch streaming, he's actually become worse. He still sucks playing games but now he outsources everything to his stream chat: they donate the games, tell him 100% what to do and pay his bills.
@@EazyB90 It took him, what, 30 minutes to beat Deathstroke? I have a video on my channel, in which I beat Deathstroke in under 5 minutes. I only took 1 hit during the whole fight.
@@Rambo-Gaming Haha, sounds about right. If you fight Deathstroke the way you're supposed to, he's pretty easy, but if you button mash (except for the bits where you need to), he'll eat you for lunch. And we all know how much Phil button mashes...
Sometimes I'm nervous that I'm a bad arkham player by like doing something dumb like breaking my combo after 40 hits or not disrupting some guns going into a fight and then I watch like 10 minutes of this and all of that goes away. I have a newfound confidence in my skill.
I'll say this about Phil: Watching these videos makes me feel better about myself. Not just as a gamer but as a person in general. No matter what failures and setbacks I face in life, I will never be as much of a fuckup as Phil.
I love how at the beginning, he is like " I can't wait, the end of a epic trilogy " and then, he gives no shit about the game, he is constantly laughing, not ONCE did he actually tried to be into the game and into the story
"Artificial difficulty" He always uses that phrase when getting his ass kicked. He has never admitted a game was actually hard. If a game is difficult then it is difficult there is no such thing as "Artificial difficulty"
DSP - "OHH God! I have to press O in mid-air?! That's pretty crazy!" Riddler - "Let's work on that underdeveloped brain of yours detective" It's like the game is intuitive or something, or like Phil likes to claim "The game is psychic!" yes... lol
The fact that he’s on the FOURTH Arkham game now and about six hours into Knight and still doesn’t know what a combo takedown, a multi-takedown or a disarm and destroy is is _fascinating_
Phil fighting guys with stuns sticks is so painful to watch. How do you go through every Arkham game without learning that to punch guys with stun sticks, you need to get behind them first? They have been around since the very first game.
When this game came out, the only playthrough I wanted to see was the eventual TIHYDP for it. Hell Phil got his ass kicked by the other 3 Arkham games so I was expecting more of the same here! I was NOT disappointed :) Nice job on this one!
Riddler: Tonight is the night, I will match my superior cognitive abilities against the fabled world's greatest detective and prove that mine is the superior intellect. *watches batman get punched over and over by the same guy with a stun baton* Riddler: I... may have overestimated my foe's ability.
You know what, that part around 1:21:10 part of the game... should be a DSP Experiences Bugged Batmobile Mechanics or something in and of itself xD (Or a DSP Tries It: Riddler's Time Trial thing)
19:08 "How are you supposed to figure that shit out?" Oh I don't know, maybe this little thing called deductive reasoning. Or even simpler a four year old reading level and some common sense.
It's funny because when Phil repeatedly gets the death scenes with the villains, I picture the characters as speaking directly to him and not Batman, especially when Phil gets told by the Arkham Knight:"You're old, you're predictable, and you never stood a chance."
Can you imagine Phil being Batman? You're walking down the street and suddenly out of the darkness of an alleyway, you hear the sound like a goose dying, "c'mawn! Why tf isn't it working?! Uuuggghhh"
OH MY GOD....This playthrough wants me to face wall into my monitor. The part where he was figthing the Arkham Militia and dying because he failed to use the Electrical Charge. Yet, he also says the game is bugged. What pathetic excuse that is while the game tells him what to do. No wonder this play through gets so many facewall ratings. I lead you out of what Phil would say to games he will play in the future. Legend of Kay 10th Anniversary- WuuuUUUT WUUUUUT?! HOW DID I DIE?! It doesn't make any sense dude. HOW DO I DEFEAT THE BOSS?! OH MY GOD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* Wow...This is stupid! Just Cause 3- Dude! I pressed left trigger and the grappling doesn't work! This game is bugged! I got robbed! Doom 4- The game doesn't explain why there are many enemies! Shadow Warrior 2- There was nothing I could do! The enemies are to overpowered and I DIED AGAIN! FUCK THIS I QUIT! *Smashes his controller* DARKS SOULS 3- I DODGED AND HE STILL HITS ME AND NOW I'M DEAD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This game is bugged. This game sucks more than the last one.
I cant wait to see him fail at dark souls 3 I jeard this time there gonna make it very difficult to use magic. Some enemies won't be affected by magic at all. So good bue phil and his cheesing. But I bet he still gonna over level. Get rekt and still blame the game
Really Phil?, Impossible situations The Bank mission is so simple Batman has tons of ways to take out enemies but in typical Phil fasion he use the same moves over and over and makes it harder then it is. Has Phil not heard of a Silent Takedown? he uses the loud takedowns on all enemies no wonder he dies.. watching him play Batman is painful.
buuuut it does exist the references made in this game are undeniable... firefly and alfred mention the fight they had on the bridge in origins. deathstroke comes back and talks about their previous encounter as well from origins which is actually what made his appearance in this worse for me because say what you want about origins but they nailed it on the boss encounters which rocksteady has really only been able to do with freeze. Coming from origins deathstroke fight to a tank battle was a let down.
the thing is is that i actually enjoyed origins alot because of the boss battles and overall the gadgets and gameplay(my favourite is either asylum or city)
So the time he actually used instant takedown in TIHYDP Arkham Origins was a fluke. And he still can't read on-screen info or refuses to. And even though he realizes that people are running up to him and smacking him during ground takedowns due to how long they take, he still does it. BTW, I also found the fight at 1:47:00 difficult, so I just drove the Batmobile off the nearby bridge to jump in there and run them all over. He's actually gotten worse.
They game should tell you at the end how many billions of dollars you spent on replacing destroyed batmobiles after the final riddler race. I think Phil's Batman spent so much he could have just bought the entire Militia's loyalty.
I have no health and i cant stop him and that is why i rated this game an 8.75 out of 10. Because it is the greatest game ever fuck Arkham Asylum that games for weebs it is EASY as fuck while this game sucks and has tons of bugs.
***** There was nothing you could do. The game doesn't explain why you had no health and couldn't stop the guy with the electric baton.. The game was bugged when you got it.
Wonder what Scarecrow’s Dialogue for DSP would be “What hides beneath that salty personality of yours? Do you lie to yourself every night saying that you are not afraid? I know what you are truly afraid of. You are afraid of being forgot ton about by both your fans and your enemies because when they do you will lose everything you ever wished for. “I know that you left John to rot away by himself to pursue your greed DSP. But was it worth it? Was it worth it to lose everyone who cared about you just so you could pocket a few extra dollars? You may fool your mindless followers but you don’t fool me.” “When you masturbated while streaming I was there shocked at the lack of care you have for yourself and others. At the rate you are going you will be dead at the age of 50 and you will bring despair to all who follow you when it happens. Be mindful DSP because everyday might be your last.”
The best part of Phil's batman playthroughs is getting to see every Game Over scene, the joker ones are usually kind of clever. Never got the MGS reference one.
Watching this made me realise phil has never actually been invested or even cared about the game he's playing. You got story and cutscenes going on and he will be dead silent
"Lets work that undeveloped brain of yours."
Good luck with that one Riddler.
You cant work a brain if you dont have one
"You're old, you're predictable, and you never stood a chance"
I think the Arkham Knight was talking to Phil and not Batman.
So true Man.
The Salt Is STRONG with DSP. A powerful Gout Lord he will become
Never had the Riddler's insults been so appropriate.
Any Game Over scene is appropriate with him...
"These canisters are highly volitle. I have to move very slowly"
*Moves quickly*
+d1asian Yep, that's Phil for you, failing to follow even the most basic instructions and then saying the game is bugged.
+mattiesensei666 he is even worse than markiplier my god i thought markiplier was bad for not noticing things or quickly judging game mechanics from his ignorance.
guitarman0365 Really? I thought Markiplier is pretty good at figuring things out in games. You must have ultra instinct or something.
Makes me want to make one of those "Good Idea, Bad Idea" videos.
Phil: I AM SPEED
he expects every game to hold his hand and walk him through everything without any challenge.
1:58:55
Funny how Phil has played all 4 Arkham games and still doesn't realize that Batman won't rubberband to enemies unless he's in the middle of a combo.
Victor Richardson rubber band😂😂
He also still hasn't realized that taking on a pack of gunmen head-on is suicide. Him diving into a pack of gunmen and two sentry guns at the movie studio was his most suicidal moment of all, as far as the Arkham series goes.
I think the Riddler knew who he was talking to. I love him right now.
Idiocy till the end of life.
"I want you to know, detective, that I'm recording all your attempts at this. For posterity! And for my social media presence, of course."
Even Riddler's getting into the TIHYDP community
DSP: The boy who cried glitch.
This gave me a good chuckle lol.
@@TheCharmedOne89 Me 2
Glitched Bugged Offline Batmobile Mechanics DOOD!!!
Lol or the Salt Lord who cried Gout
You can hear him mashing square every fight.
This was the happiest night of the Riddler's life.
thedub007 I'm glad he's found his batman
"the sentry gun shot me in the smoke" ya... it was probably designed so that if it's target is in smoke (WHICH THEY KNOW BATMAN HAS) to continue firing
The red light also suggest infrared detection, so it would bypass the smoke's concealment quite easily.
The Riddler heckling Phil was just beyond perfect.
How do you fail at ALL 4 of the batman games
" welcome ladies and gentleman to a very special walktrough", emphasys on the word Special.
Pedro Almeida I have to remove points and give you a C- for your spelling and grammar. However, I am giving you extra credit for the name Pedro.
You'd think every video game is Sonic 06 with the amount of times Phil claims there's a glitch or game bug every time he loses.
I suppose Professor Pyg is Dsp after his youtube career fails.
"You're old, you're predictable and you never stood a chance."
I think Jason Todd was talking about DSP there. His style of gaming has gotten very old. So old that he is predictable. Lastly he does not stand a chance with any game he plays. He is always doomed suck.
21:20 that is epic failure even for DSP
AYYY IT'S EGGMAN LIVES! WHO DOESN'T HATE DSP AT THIS POINT
Y'know, Pyg kinda reminds me of DSP with his opera singing.
No. Pyg did not motorboat any of his victim's titties.
Someone should mod Pyg with DSP dialogue, so he says stuff like "Take your top off...ack-ack-ack" mid-fight.
RaxuRangerking you take that back, pyg doesn't deserve that kind of disrespect.
Here's this guy's basic problem, and probably the reason he plays games for a living. He's arrogant. He doesn't listen or pay attention to instructions. He jumps into situations without thinking, doesn't problem solve and repeatedly tries tactics that don't work. And probably his biggest flaw, he never acknowledges when he makes a mistake or learn from it, instead blaming it on something else.
Part of me honestly wants to believe that this guy is just an act, that he's not actually like this. The other part of me kind of pities him a little. Based on what he's like playing video games, he's probably too arrogant to function in a normal job, so he has to do this for a living.
The only thing more frightening than Phil's idiocy are the people who give him money for no reason whatsoever.
4 years later when Phil has taken to twitch streaming, he's actually become worse. He still sucks playing games but now he outsources everything to his stream chat: they donate the games, tell him 100% what to do and pay his bills.
"I wasnt defeated, the waypoint is glitched" Of course, its always the others fault
LegendaryWhiteDragon and the funny thing is the way-point showed that he needed to eject from the batmobile to reach the end :D
Arkham Origins wasn't that bad.
It was excellent from a writing standpoint. I loved the introduction to the batman/joker relationship
I'm guessing a lot of Phil's dislike comes from being salty that Deathstroke trolled him, haha
@@EazyB90 It took him, what, 30 minutes to beat Deathstroke? I have a video on my channel, in which I beat Deathstroke in under 5 minutes. I only took 1 hit during the whole fight.
@@Rambo-Gaming Haha, sounds about right. If you fight Deathstroke the way you're supposed to, he's pretty easy, but if you button mash (except for the bits where you need to), he'll eat you for lunch. And we all know how much Phil button mashes...
The word "failure" describes this guy perfectly
@DyingWaffles 15 no you shut the fuck up clown
@DyingWaffles 15 dsp lovin bitch LMAO
Sometimes I'm nervous that I'm a bad arkham player by like doing something dumb like breaking my combo after 40 hits or not disrupting some guns going into a fight and then I watch like 10 minutes of this and all of that goes away. I have a newfound confidence in my skill.
I'll say this about Phil: Watching these videos makes me feel better about myself. Not just as a gamer but as a person in general. No matter what failures and setbacks I face in life, I will never be as much of a fuckup as Phil.
I love how at the beginning, he is like " I can't wait, the end of a epic trilogy " and then, he gives no shit about the game, he is constantly laughing, not ONCE did he actually tried to be into the game and into the story
"Artificial difficulty" He always uses that phrase when getting his ass kicked.
He has never admitted a game was actually hard.
If a game is difficult then it is difficult there is no such thing as "Artificial difficulty"
Talk about his arsinine "beginner's traps" smh
Pretty sad to think that he's played ALL of the arkham games and he doesn't even know how to fight guys with stun batons.
When DSP tried to solve the riddle by scanning the hotel forever I lost the will to keep watching this video.
47:19 Oh my god its Phil! somebody needs to photoshop Phil's face on to Pyg
DSP - "OHH God! I have to press O in mid-air?! That's pretty crazy!" Riddler - "Let's work on that underdeveloped brain of yours detective" It's like the game is intuitive or something, or like Phil likes to claim "The game is psychic!" yes... lol
I love how in this particular playthrough of the game Riddler's insults are exceptionally spot on.
This is so fucking painful to watch. He's driving on the SIDE OF A WALL and he thinks physics is a glitch!
lol i think hes just turning to hard.
The fact that he’s on the FOURTH Arkham game now and about six hours into Knight and still doesn’t know what a combo takedown, a multi-takedown or a disarm and destroy is is _fascinating_
You know, when I think of sanctuaries, saints, and sinners, my first thought goes to a MEXICAN RESTAURANT
The video should be renamed to "I pressed counter it didn't work!"
you know you're fucking up horribly when the counter tutorial is displaying halfway into the game lol
4th game. 4th damn game and he is still this damn terrible. Is DSP a regressed hominid? Will his children be knuckle-walkers?
i find if i replace "dark knight", "batman", "detective", etc. in the riddlers dialogue with "dsp" or "phil" i tend to like him more.
I'm already getting a migraine from that BatTank tutorial, so I KNOW this is going to be amazing.
FFF1987RETURNS Yeah, I fucked that up like a couple of times but not to this level of incompetency.
*Sees the first 5 minutes*
This is going to be an hell of a ride!
''This is how it happened, This is how Phil Ruined Arkham Knight'' :v
Phil really got a hang of those new fighting technique they put in the game, I think I saw him use it all of none times.
"there's always a way Alfred" BOOM, lmfao lost my mind
He laughs in reverse
Phil fighting guys with stuns sticks is so painful to watch. How do you go through every Arkham game without learning that to punch guys with stun sticks, you need to get behind them first? They have been around since the very first game.
"How many points do I have to upgrade"
Hey, he's actually learned a lesson from playing DMC3. In that one he hardly ever upgraded or tried.
Ya know its gonna be good when Phil’s already stuck on the tutorial.
6:37 "I guess i went the wrong way" *countless arrows on the floor pointing the right direction*
sounds like he said blatman 0:58
Jake Hudanick He totally does.
+yesIamoverighteen
Cyka Blyatman?
When this game came out, the only playthrough I wanted to see was the eventual TIHYDP for it. Hell Phil got his ass kicked by the other 3 Arkham games so I was expecting more of the same here! I was NOT disappointed :)
Nice job on this one!
he is the hero nobody wants
Nothing short of a miracle he ever completes a game
With how many times Phil botched the Azrael mission, you'd think Batman would say to Azrael, "You know what, we're no longer seeking candidates."
You know this is going to be a long TIHYDP when Batman can't even solve his own maze.
DSP: the worst Batman ever (next to the George Clooney Batman)
21:29 Had me laughing so hard.
God damn, that fucking laugh....
I like how salty he gets over the death-screens xD
6:02 Oh boy, this'll go well...
Riddler: Tonight is the night, I will match my superior cognitive abilities against the fabled world's greatest detective and prove that mine is the superior intellect.
*watches batman get punched over and over by the same guy with a stun baton*
Riddler: I... may have overestimated my foe's ability.
You know what, that part around 1:21:10 part of the game... should be a DSP Experiences Bugged Batmobile Mechanics or something in and of itself xD (Or a DSP Tries It: Riddler's Time Trial thing)
Bugged video game mechanics, not my fault, nothing I could do.
never thought a human being could be so bad at the arkham games. Its practically impossible to get hit during hand to hand combat
"Sentry gun sees you through smoke, which it can't do" HOLY FUCKING DENIAL BATMAN!
19:08 "How are you supposed to figure that shit out?" Oh I don't know, maybe this little thing called deductive reasoning. Or even simpler a four year old reading level and some common sense.
It's funny because when Phil repeatedly gets the death scenes with the villains, I picture the characters as speaking directly to him and not Batman, especially when Phil gets told by the Arkham Knight:"You're old, you're predictable, and you never stood a chance."
this is gonna be the longest night in batmans life indeed
He basically stops the engine on the wall then wonders why he falls...
Can you imagine Phil being Batman? You're walking down the street and suddenly out of the darkness of an alleyway, you hear the sound like a goose dying, "c'mawn! Why tf isn't it working?! Uuuggghhh"
You gotta love DSP's logic. And by love, I mean smash your head repeatedly into the nearest hard surface.
OH MY GOD....This playthrough wants me to face wall into my monitor. The part where he was figthing the Arkham Militia and dying because he failed to use the Electrical Charge. Yet, he also says the game is bugged. What pathetic excuse that is while the game tells him what to do. No wonder this play through gets so many facewall ratings. I lead you out of what Phil would say to games he will play in the future.
Legend of Kay 10th Anniversary- WuuuUUUT WUUUUUT?! HOW DID I DIE?! It doesn't make any sense dude. HOW DO I DEFEAT THE BOSS?! OH MY GOD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* Wow...This is stupid!
Just Cause 3- Dude! I pressed left trigger and the grappling doesn't work! This game is bugged! I got robbed!
Doom 4- The game doesn't explain why there are many enemies!
Shadow Warrior 2- There was nothing I could do! The enemies are to overpowered and I DIED AGAIN! FUCK THIS I QUIT! *Smashes his controller*
DARKS SOULS 3- I DODGED AND HE STILL HITS ME AND NOW I'M DEAD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This game is bugged. This game sucks more than the last one.
I cant wait to see him fail at dark souls 3 I jeard this time there gonna make it very difficult to use magic. Some enemies won't be affected by magic at all. So good bue phil and his cheesing. But I bet he still gonna over level. Get rekt and still blame the game
(gets someone pregnant) IT'S A GLITCH.
love your avatar
Lords Of Kojima same
I’m surprised ANY woman would let him inside of her
Really Phil?, Impossible situations
The Bank mission is so simple Batman has tons of ways to take out enemies but in typical Phil fasion he use the same moves over and over and makes it harder then it is.
Has Phil not heard of a Silent Takedown? he uses the loud takedowns on all enemies no wonder he dies.. watching him play Batman is painful.
buuuut it does exist the references made in this game are undeniable... firefly and alfred mention the fight they had on the bridge in origins. deathstroke comes back and talks about their previous encounter as well from origins which is actually what made his appearance in this worse for me because say what you want about origins but they nailed it on the boss encounters which rocksteady has really only been able to do with freeze. Coming from origins deathstroke fight to a tank battle was a let down.
agreed
DSP tries it: Getting owned by the Riddler
can't wait for 'this is how you DON'T play gotham knights' coming to a channel near you sometime during 2021
0:58 "BWAT Man: Arkham City"
If I wanted to see Batman act like a total idiot I would've watched Teen Titans Go.
the thing is is that i actually enjoyed origins alot because of the boss battles and overall the gadgets and gameplay(my favourite is either asylum or city)
"You could see it from the side, how is it obscured I couldn't see it!" Proof DSP has LITERAL tunnel vision.
he pronounced as 'blatman arkham city at the beginning' bugged speech mechanics
Does he not know how to counter?! Like it’s telling him to do that, especially in tight situations. But he doesn’t do that!! It would had helped him
22:26 Looks like Scarecrow had enough of Phil's shit too.
So the time he actually used instant takedown in TIHYDP Arkham Origins was a fluke. And he still can't read on-screen info or refuses to. And even though he realizes that people are running up to him and smacking him during ground takedowns due to how long they take, he still does it. BTW, I also found the fight at 1:47:00 difficult, so I just drove the Batmobile off the nearby bridge to jump in there and run them all over.
He's actually gotten worse.
They game should tell you at the end how many billions of dollars you spent on replacing destroyed batmobiles after the final riddler race. I think Phil's Batman spent so much he could have just bought the entire Militia's loyalty.
I have no health and i cant stop him and that is why i rated this game an 8.75 out of 10. Because it is the greatest game ever fuck Arkham Asylum that games for weebs it is EASY as fuck while this game sucks and has tons of bugs.
***** There was nothing you could do. The game doesn't explain why you had no health and couldn't stop the guy with the electric baton.. The game was bugged when you got it.
Wonder what Scarecrow’s Dialogue for DSP would be
“What hides beneath that salty personality of yours? Do you lie to yourself every night saying that you are not afraid? I know what you are truly afraid of. You are afraid of being forgot ton about by both your fans and your enemies because when they do you will lose everything you ever wished for.
“I know that you left John to rot away by himself to pursue your greed DSP. But was it worth it? Was it worth it to lose everyone who cared about you just so you could pocket a few extra dollars? You may fool your mindless followers but you don’t fool me.”
“When you masturbated while streaming I was there shocked at the lack of care you have for yourself and others. At the rate you are going you will be dead at the age of 50 and you will bring despair to all who follow you when it happens. Be mindful DSP because everyday might be your last.”
The best part of Phil's batman playthroughs is getting to see every Game Over scene, the joker ones are usually kind of clever. Never got the MGS reference one.
22:25 i never once saw that death screen 😳
47:36 That's so cool! I didn't know that Phil was in this game!
Can't imagine him playing a Superman game.
Watching this made me realise phil has never actually been invested or even cared about the game he's playing. You got story and cutscenes going on and he will be dead silent
Phil, you cannot become Batman .. YOU CAN'T BLOCK!!!
35:42 doesn't know what to do so he randomly shoots the horizon... 🥜🧠
oh god, those riddler tracks must have taken him forever to beat
half of the time i'm not sure if Riddler is talking about Batman or Phil
These secret dialogues r perfect for Phil I found
ruclips.net/video/GmQtjr-0_cc/видео.html
Part of me hopes he is doing all of this on purpose, while another part of me finds his pain and frustration quite amusing. Either way....Interesting
31:01 ahhhh.....and he gets payed to do this....people actually PAY him! I'm in the wrong business lol. great video!
Phil ignores the tutorial when fighting the Militia with stun sticks is fricking hilarious.