Meanwhile… Pantone’s Color of the Year | Macron Makes Condoms Free In France
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- Опубликовано: 12 дек 2022
- Meanwhile… Viva Magenta is the shade to watch in 2023, and everyone under age 25 can now get condoms for free in France.
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I live in farm country here in the states and I can tell you, bull sperm theft is a THING. The reason being, these bulls are bred to be the peak of their breed, for meat/milk producing stock, and because they are so carefully bred, the animals themselves are quite valuable. Artificial insemination sessions are auctioned off for THOUSANDS of dollars a pop, because when you breed cows, you want the absolute best genes in your stock, for healthy and productive animals. And vials of frozen bull sperm are a lot easier to steal than a 1,500lb bull. So yes, it's funny, but really when you know how the cattle industry works, it's not weird at all.
It’s still weird. Bizarre that we treat animals this way.
Here’s a tip. Keep the sperm warm. Like in your mouth or something. Good hunting fellas.
@@nycatlady2314 I’m sure the bull doesn’t mind. He just gets to fuck artificial cows all day long
As though they have any idea which genes are best. They aren't carefully bred. Nature carefully bred them. Humans ruin everything we touch.
Happens to horses, too
"Fetid merkin" is so far my favorite part of a Meanwhile intro quote ever.
Good for France. More countries should do this. And while you're at it, make tampons and pads freely available too.
I believe that has been done, or they're close to finishing that
Birth control is free as well for all women under 25.
And a few weeks ago there was a debate in the Parliament concerning abortion. Members of the parliament massively voted in favor of including abortion rights into the French Constitution as part of the inalienable human rights for additional protection. The decision was made after a few hours only. 337 in favor vs 32 against.
I must admit i'm kinda proud of my country, especially considering what happened in the US recently
Make healtcare a ’government funded thing’ and suddenly... government promotes healthy behaviors ;)
Make society work for you ! I’m not saying France is perfect but it’s the best place i’ve been
They certainly aren't luxuries that should be taxed ...
I want to live in a world with free sandals/shoes and socks. People need them no matter how rich or poor they are, no matter their lifestyle (except I guess nudists, but I'm p sure they still shoe it up)
I have been wanting to comment for months now, as talented as John Batiste is, your new bandleader, Lewis is absolutely spectacular. His energy and smile are contagious and he just lights up the room every time he's on camera. Love that guy! Bravo, Stephen on your selection of this excellent man for the job.
What happened with jon? I must of missed it. I saw the new guy coving a few times when Jon was sick, or at an award show. Then one day lewis was just the only one ever there anymore. Never knew what happened with jon.
@@zogar8526 He was (and I think still is) doing his solo thing in New York. I saw him performing at Carnagie Hall a month or so ago with a group on youtube. He also went overseas and was doing a musical for the troops at one point. No "falling out", just went off and got busy and is doing well out there. At least that's my indication. But this new fellow, Lewis has really breathed new life into that part of the show. He is such a great addition to my favorite show.
Jon Batiste was always great but the chemistry between the two started slow and never really flourished. I think the show wasn't big enough for the two of them, Jon is incredibly talented and has a different style and is now off to bigger things. Lewis seems to be more of a gracious performer and compliments Stephen more than competes with him.
@@ST2theEphen Very well-put, sir. I concur.
You can’t but Twitter now. Give it a year and you might be able to pick it up cheap.
Yes, maybe for next Christmas, or even her birthday if Muskrat keeps digging himself in.
There will never be a musk bowl. But we do have the Colbert Bowl
I can't help but be reminded of MULTIPLE times someone tried to buy Tumblr, enforced policies that enraged the whole site, failed to make a profit, and had to sell it off for a severely marked down price
Omg PLEASE let this happen!!!!!
Mirkin🤣
Stephen, you can never go wrong with a soft cashmere sweater.
And make it Viva Magenta !
Mmm, cashmere pajama set.
@@louiswilson6950😂😂😂
Nêgah Santos is so sweet. Always smiling.
Aw Stephen, you ARE Evie's greatest gift. She is a damn lucky lady.
They're both lovely people, but I and hundreds of thousands of other people fell in love with Evie over the pandemic. Stephen is fantastic, but he's still damn lucky to have Evie in his corner.
I always think this whenever he talks about her, he talks about her so nice
Stephen would definitely say the reverse is true lolol
Maybe, but he gave himself to her YEARS ago.
It's four A.M. and I just laughed my loudest wheezing old man laugh and woke up the whole house "fetid merkin"!!! I'M DYIN' :D
This Scots Presbyterian lady approves!
You will not die alone! This was one of the best ever.
Let the audience applaud the band!! They’re amazing and deserve the kudos and standing ovation.
2:49 - "Performing the fourth act of King Lear" was a brilliant twist 🤣
Negah Santos is a cutie. I find myself sneaking peeks at her when the camera cuts to the Late Show band. I'm glad she got some microphone time in this clip.
Honestly free condoms sounds like a great idea
also free vasectomies
It's funny because here in Brazil condoms (both male and female) are free for everyone. You just have to go to a nearby Primary Care Clinic and collect how many as you please.
It is in France too, in clinics and family planning. At school nurses’ stations, and lots of community centers. Also free with a Dr’s prescritpion whatever age you are.
Free if a minor from a pharmacist.
Here they are making it free even from convenience stores, big box stores, etc, for young people.
Buy Evie an experience. Take her somewhere she's always wanted to go or purchase an experience she's always wanted to have. That will give her memories that will last a lifetime. Those are always the best gifts.
Yes those are always the best gifts, surely she has a list of places she’d like to go one day. And then to see them with Steven would be priceless.
As an artist who’s studied and uses the prismatic color scale, I can protest that shade is NOT MAGENTA.
I know, right? Magenta has purple in it. That's really annoying.
I have been a hand weaver for 40 yrs and anyone who knows me knows I love to be a bit wild with color lol Well i"m an aging hippie...and shortly will be moving to a lovely retirement community in northern MI Into an apartment that is connected to the main building. It is also where my brother and his family live. At the moment I can't walk but will in 4 weeks when I move north;). Maybe not sprinting but able to take a few steps with a walker. And a garage my looms are going in there till I can figure things out , I believe I will be allowed to bring in my small floor loom , it folds when in use so easy to move out of the way. Into the arts area of the retirement home. I spoke to one person and I could teach weaving;) god knows i got it all lol
Merry Christmas to you and your family and a happy New Year:)
It is magenta though. It’s red mixed with a touch of purple.
@@R.M.3.14 right!!! I have a spoonflower shop and when they announced that THAT is magenta (and color of the year), I was very confused and thought maybe my color settings are off
It's more hot pink, which I love
Fetid Merkin! That HAS to be a band name. Or a wealth management firm? Fetid Merkin and Associates?
Sing it: "I'm proud to be in a Merkin, where at least I smell like pee..."
Stephen, as always, that wonderful, wordy lead-in to your Meanwhile segment is priceless! Thanks for years of amusing and cogent commentary on the state of this struggling nation,
Yes, I agree! Stephen is one of the best! ❤️
Pantone’s description of their color is similar to the snobbish talk about modern art.
...or wine.
I used the Pantone Matching System swatch book for years as a pressman.This looks like plain 1pt. Magenta with 1/8 pt. Black.
Whoop de doo.
In one of Kurt Vonnegut’s books he laments a conspiracy between the art establishment and the rich to convince ordinary people that they are stupid (by spewing such jargonistic nonsense).
The moment he said the word "triangular," I knew we were going to hear the word "merkin."
"...From the sound of that, some of you do."
So some Germans in the house tonight.. nice.
Actually, they were French since it came from the free condoms in France bit.
All joking aside, it's quite ironic how "German porn" became synonymous with weird/freaky in the U.S., considering it's made for _them_ while actual Germans watch something else. And while I find this association mildly annoying, I have to admit that it's kinda genius to exploit the American idea of Germans and produce porn based on that to capture a specific market. Which, come to think of it, is rather German in itself.
"I can't buy Twitter."
Actually, the value is dropping fast. Anyone can probably buy it early in the new year.
Let's all throw in a dollar each and buy Twitter then we dismantle the mess so it can never be used again. We'll buy another one called "Truth" , and what's that you say, it's been done? And nobody told the truth, what the h...
Give the band some thanks. Working it!
Indeed, they're great.
Somebody should have used a small fan and a flashlight while initially checking, because (I heard, as a german, the weird things are dear to me and so I had to google it right away) it turns out, those missing spermvials were still in the cooling container. They apparently slipped from their brackets and weren't visible under the nitrogen fog.
I am amazed how this case, that occured and was "solved" in the span of just yesterday, made it into meanwhile.
This makes me really like to see a special on the writers/editors/interns google search history.
Oh, thanks for the info! Good to know everything, uh, came together in the end.
They probably don't want to show too much of the writers and such because Seth Meyers already does 'staff review' bits, and Conan was famous for them.
Well, that's a load off my mind. 😎
Thank you for the follow up!!
The concept of sperm theft makes for an amusing story though.
So glad there was a happy ending
That Meanwhile intro was easy to picture and I appreciate that.
If you want a gift idea, Stephen, I suggest a line of fruit-bearing trees or bushes for your back yard. It's the gift that gives you a bucket of candy every year!
Not easy to plant those in December.
@@vadim7590 Granted, but one could probably still pre-order a set of saskatoon bushes or something from a garden centre and tuck the order papers in to the card on a box containing a bottle of Evie's favourite whiskey.
@@lexslate2476 if trees don't drink whiskey People use the bark to make whiskey, you could sugar maple for maple syrup.
He lives in NYC, the likelihood of him even having a backyard is slim.
@@arcticsong he works in NYC, lives in Jersey
All I want for Xmas is the collection of Meanwhile transcripts ❤️
If you foward to the 3:00 mark you dont have to listen all that dribble. Good tip.
I want more Colbert Confessions
Awesome Coffee Table book right there...
"Fetid merkin". Bravo! Applause for the writers, and for Stephen, too.
"..Though I would."
So... kickstarter?
“Lace front wig!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are so freaken Awesome. Meanwhile. You're that guy!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁
Fourth Act of King Lear is an underrated joke
"The Fetid Merkin of News... " These intros just get better and better over time! I look forward to each and every installment to see how I'm going to be tantalized and titillated by clever verbiage. I'm never disappointed.
Sorry, your Pantone colors are unavailable due to a licensing change. You may now choose any Pantone color as long as it’s black.
As any graphic designer can tell you, there's black, and then there's _black._
what color is the stick up pantone's posterior?
In the UK, condoms and other contraceptives are free through our family planning clinics.
It is in France too, in clinics and family planning. At school nurses’ stations, and lots of community centers. Also free with a Dr’s prescritpion whatever age you are.
Free if a minor from a pharmacist.
Here they are making it free even from convenience stores, big box stores, etc, for young people.
The pill is free for minors, covered through health coverage (national plus your private insurance covers 100% of all but the ’designer’ brands.
As a graphic artist, I feel like Pantone's color of the year SHOULD'VE been a shade of green or gold, something to celebrate their trend of squeezing yet even more money out of the industry with subscription services.
yeah pantone needs to stop drinking its kool aid
As an artist who’s studied and uses the prismatic scale, I can protest that shade is NOT MAGENTA.
Totally not
Viva Magenta ! ! (Smiley Poop Emoji)
I'm still painting my apartment the 2021 color of the year, Pewter.
Exquisite meanwhile 😂😍😂
Give Evie a fruit tree so you'll have shade and fruit for yrs to come, and adds to the air quality.
Fetid Merkin would be a great band name.
“Fetid merkin of news”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I think a christmas card first drafts segment. oh, wait, that's Stephen and Evie's gift to us.
Viva Pretension.
👍
Loved the Ratatouille nod!
Bull Sperm Heist would be a cool band name.
Stephen Colbert, you make me laugh. Your sense of humor and your take on current events really make me laugh. I think your on-screen antics are hilarious and the connections you make can be amusing when not terrifying. I am an ex-Art Director - your bit on Pantone's CotY was great.
Ms. Santos steals the show yet again. More Ms. Santos!!
Viva magenta is a magenta lover's nightmare!😱 That's all I'm sayin'.
😆
For real it's not freaking magenta for starters.
@@victoriabaker4400 - which magenta do people talk about, though? Crayola magenta or computer-nerd magenta? I always sided with the former.
"Merkin of news?" Also, thank you for putting the image in our heads of a soccer player putting in6 a condom....with their feet!
"The fetid merkin of news."
Evie and Stephen with the christmas cards tis the season pretty please??
Stephen, Evie is a treasure. The best gift you can give her is your time. Do the things you love to do together. Go to the places you enjoy and make lasting memories. Hold her close and tell her you love her. Warm wishes for the holidays to you both.
German police should use black light at night to find the thief.
😆
1:27 I would LOVE IT if Steven bought Twitter from Elon! I’ll bet he could get it for a steal!!
Or a song….
Eve likes her Xmas gift, Stephen. IT'S YOU SIR ❤️-A-LOT.
It is wild how sex over here in Europe is generations more advanced than in the USA, heres a tip 'Get religion out of the decision making in your schools' especially regarding what is taught.
I personally have met adult US men that have very little to no education about a woman's body.
Then I see you've met my ex-husband. :)
Julie : ha! Ha ! Ha !
My ex was not ignorant but completely out of sych with me. Anyway. Thanks for the laugh !
I second this comment
Tough crowd...I laughed!
I wish he would buy Twitter. He'd save us all (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
Who knows, Musk may drive the value down far enough that he could afford to buy it for Evie.
He's going to do it. Just waiting for the value of the entire company to drop under $1000.
maybe John Oliver could do instead? he's a force for good as well, after all :3
"Breathtakingly level-headed"...probably meant something different when they were younger.
"Fetid merkin". New insult unlocked!
Viva Magenta also known as "Blessed Day" - universally flattering for those in Handmaid red....
5:31 "Wow. They are _really celebrating_ that _World Cup_ win. Good luck to them. You know how hard it is to put on a _condom_ with your _feet?"_
Well, Stephen, the French are very agile.
As fellow enthusiast.... I love that a Guitarist is leading the band....!!!
Nêgah Santos is pure joy!
I've always preferred Viva Magneto myself instead. Same shade but it keeps Dr. X from using you as a brain-puppet.
Jean Grey is a good neutral color
"The fetid merkin of news..."...perfect. 🤣
"Fetid merkin" gah! lol
You know, ferrets as well as cats do a number on Rats, especially ferrets. Just be sure the pregnant females are protected as rats are smart enough to kill the young of their predators. Learned that from Chicagoans years ago.
Where's the Pied Piper? 😆
"... fetid merkin of news..."
I'm dead.
Emily in Paris is an American disaster.
👍
The magenta thing, oh please. They'll be fashionistas knocking themselves out all over the place to surpass each other or to reach over each other
The fetid merkin of news that is meanwhile…pissing myself
the irony is that red can be the most difficult value when it comes to color spaces and digital broadcast
Glassblowing with it is tough too.
Nah, as long as you use "red" you're fine. It's when you use "autumn liver red" that you run into issues.
"the fetid merkin of news..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also Negah Santos is my future
in the last three years my rent has increased over 24% while my income has increased a mere 15%. i was just given a 12.5% raise in rent! and i live in what's called federally subsidized "affordable housing!" and federally subsidized "affordable housing!" is booked for 5 years across the country. and this housing IS FULLY BOOKED for 5 years or more across the country.
THIS IS THE REALITY IN THE U. S.! i'm about to become homeless and there's ABSOLUTELY no excuse for it!
STephen is absolutely hysterical, best Late Night Host since Johnny Carson IMO
The trick is to not try to use the feet as a less dexterous pair of hands, but rather recognize the limitations and make use of the advantages that the feet offer, such as the rough, broad soles.
...don't ask how I know that.
We know... we know how you know that.
... We know.
Indeed. Bare feet are much more capable than we often realize. My wife and I hike regularly in the Alps, and go a lot of the way barefoot. Helps connect.
Negah already won me over with her beautiful smile every night, but that comment was the best!
These "Meanwhile" intros are a lot to unpack sometimes lololllll
The shade of red your eyes are when you wake up with a high ranking hangover
"...the foetid merkin of news". Lovely :-)
Rats in NY ….. we also have a infection in our Goverment branches 😅😂
I love his "Rube Goldberg / Word Salad" intro's for the "Meanwhile" segments...!!!!
Rube Goldberg! what a great reference to describe the Meanwhile intros!
Hang in there Steven, Twitter will probably be heavily discounted very soon
Negah Santos is such a sweetheart! ♥️
When in doubt, wear Viva Magenta.
1:51 A very nice way of dodging the question. xD Imagine gifting your spouse, yourself. "Oh, but I already got one of those.."
Nice one France also congratulations France for beating England
In Alberta, Canada there is a rat irradication government agency. Alberta is one of the only places on earth without Rats.
I think you should focus on getting something that will make an activity she does easier. For instance a program for organizing notes if she is a writer, you would probably want to work with her to get the one that fits her best. People do enjoy working on finding something together.
"... fetid merkin of news..." -- There's an image that won't go away, no matter how hard I try.
Indeed a feted Merkin of a monologue. Just the thing to swab my cannon.
"The fetid merkin of news" 😆😆😆
Whoever wrote “fetid merkin of news” needs a raise
I never heard the word "bespoke" until I heard it EVERY time I watched "meanwhile"
Love Louis and the band!
Diamonds, that'll shut er up. - Ron White
I totally love that Megan Santos lady at the percussions, she is beautiful!!!!!