French Elections: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @Toxodos
    @Toxodos 7 лет назад +3905

    okay that egg throw was impressively accurate over that distance

    • @srhgmrs
      @srhgmrs 7 лет назад +33

      Toxodos i was thinking the same thing !

    • @rosegl83
      @rosegl83 7 лет назад +55

      Yeah, French men has good aim- point proven!!!!

    • @petaujus3000
      @petaujus3000 7 лет назад +16

      I love that this is the top comment :)

    • @metalmilo12
      @metalmilo12 7 лет назад +20

      Kobe!

    • @alexbransby183
      @alexbransby183 7 лет назад +30

      I want that person to run for President. They have my vote.

  • @sinclair1107
    @sinclair1107 7 лет назад +5133

    are we all gonna ignore how accurately that egg was thrown?

    • @chirb008
      @chirb008 7 лет назад +238

      yeah I was actually really impresed

    • @Aigracier
      @Aigracier 7 лет назад +174

      They didn't even know who did it

    • @TidusleFlemard
      @TidusleFlemard 7 лет назад +169

      Isn't our handball team great at international competitions last I heard ? :3

    • @Johann63769
      @Johann63769 7 лет назад +15

      first funny comment read... thanks !

    • @Toxodos
      @Toxodos 7 лет назад

      some idiot already pointed that out, it's top comment

  • @fynketh5084
    @fynketh5084 7 лет назад +5917

    We used to throw pies at politicians but now we can only afford some of the ingredients.

    • @fynketh5084
      @fynketh5084 7 лет назад +109

      About Fillon's suits, because of the scandal he had to give them back, but he didn't give the good ones.

    • @Frost517
      @Frost517 7 лет назад +163

      You use to cut their heads off but now you only celebrate that once a year with some fireworks.

    • @malikium
      @malikium 7 лет назад +10

      brilliant!

    • @MsAnoki
      @MsAnoki 7 лет назад +34

      well, when there woudln't be flour anymore, we are going to star with heads cutting...these is what happen in 1789

    • @altpudding4776
      @altpudding4776 7 лет назад +15

      wait, i thought there was cake?
      or... the cake is a lie too!?

  • @andremimoun1137
    @andremimoun1137 4 года назад +2102

    As a French, I m amazed how well Jon understands the French mentality.

    • @efedra667
      @efedra667 3 года назад +18

      Well.. Britain is Europe by ages and the dark..also America is /was used to be a prison that ran from France too so why wouldn't he..

    • @alkante2962
      @alkante2962 3 года назад +21

      Eh bien ça, mon coco, cela s'appelle de la flagornerie!

    • @walterzamalis4846
      @walterzamalis4846 3 года назад +15

      If I may ask, what did you think of his French speaking?

    • @andremimoun1137
      @andremimoun1137 3 года назад +27

      @@walterzamalis4846 love his accent

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 года назад +22

      Are you referring to how he plays into the French ego and superiority complex? Because everyone knows the French think they're hot sh*t, so it's not all that amazing for John to understand that.

  • @mushnoodle
    @mushnoodle 7 лет назад +1812

    Larry Skywalker, the lost jedi.

    • @beamjohn9753
      @beamjohn9753 7 лет назад +61

      And the weird bear that follows them

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 5 лет назад +6

      Larry SkyWalker, and lost Jeds eye.

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 3 года назад

      He actually predicted TLJ . We didn't got to see luke but Larry was there .

  • @ratguy101
    @ratguy101 7 лет назад +3890

    Melenchon is a fucking genius. He used holograms to make sure he wouldn't get food thrown at him.

    • @igorvski
      @igorvski 7 лет назад +127

      this is gold XD if only you knew all the jokes made about the holograms in frnech satire newspaper "Suprise: the hologram got more vote then Mélenchon himself and became president"

    • @yasserb9773
      @yasserb9773 7 лет назад +50

      Cyamite No he is not a communist , he is a social-ecologist. The communist candidate is Nathalie Artaud(Philippe Poutou is from the far-left but he isn't communist , he is internationalist which is not exactly the same as communism).

    • @custer8735
      @custer8735 7 лет назад +7

      Cyamite not at all! Mélenchon is from La gauche doesn't mean that he's communist. He wants to stay in E.U
      but I can understand your opinion because there is a pretty bad image of La gauche in usa

    • @scassburn5217
      @scassburn5217 7 лет назад +10

      Lol ;) Most of all, we don't have any reason to throwing floor to Mélenchon's face.
      Seriously the french mains politics of this last 5 years gave to me the desire to remake sharp a guillotine... (Hollande president (get some floor), Manuell Valls First minister (was slap), and Emmanuel Macron as economic minister (get floor too)
      Hollande hasn't followed his program, he did nearly the opposite for what is as elected for...
      Valls use constitutional rights (49.3) to apply a law against citizen opinion and assembly. ( 5 months of strikes against this law). It's because of UE and the first step was created by Macron.
      Macron created the CICE to give 22 Billion of euro by year in companies to create employments... they aimed for 1million there was ... nothing the CEO get the money!
      It would be more useful if the money was gave directly to poor peoples.
      (Sry for my english), cheers.

    • @kalhue6165
      @kalhue6165 7 лет назад +3

      S CassBurn And I would throw more than floor at him or Le Pen both of them are dangerous and will bring nothing good to France

  • @Janinho897
    @Janinho897 6 лет назад +1679

    "Larry, I am your father."

    • @rafaeloda
      @rafaeloda 5 лет назад +40

      I read that with a stereotypical Hollywood french accent.

    • @quasar4780
      @quasar4780 5 лет назад +51

      Nooo! Zat's not true ! Zat's impossible !

    • @Lauren.E.O
      @Lauren.E.O 5 лет назад +71

      -Darth Baker

    • @eleventhknight9744
      @eleventhknight9744 5 лет назад +12

      All of you have a one way ticket to gulag for making me laugh this hard.

    • @rafaeloda
      @rafaeloda 5 лет назад +9

      @@eleventhknight9744 Is there any other kind of ticket to a Gulag?

  • @LaFinchy1492
    @LaFinchy1492 4 года назад +2865

    When Emmanuel gets an egg thrown at him, does he turn into an Emmanuel Macaron?

    • @danzig2347
      @danzig2347 4 года назад +117

      Wow as a French this is a actually a joke me and my buddies would say regularly to mock his presidency

    • @abrahamlincoln8748
      @abrahamlincoln8748 4 года назад +27

      I think macron is what Joe Biden will be like.

    • @danzig2347
      @danzig2347 4 года назад +34

      @Abraham Lincoln
      As a French, I completely agree.
      They are both Neoliberal Corporatists who only serve the Establishment.
      The only reason Macron won was because of the fear of a Marine Le Pen presidency.
      And if Biden wins, it will only be because of the Coronavirus and the Protests.

    • @danzig2347
      @danzig2347 4 года назад +9

      @@abrahamlincoln8748
      I respect your honesty about how your government works and I too agree with it (we also have our governmental problems but it seems it's not doing well in the Land of Freedom).
      When it comes to calling Sanders a Neo-liberal, it's a bit complex from a French perspective...
      Afterall over here he would be from the Parti Républicain afterall compared to French Standards he advocated for a more Liberalised Social Democracy.
      (Reminder : He calls himself a Democratic Socialist but he's actually a Social Democrat)
      But anyways...
      When it comes to Biden being "uninteresting and inoffensive" just like Macron....
      I wish it were true for Macron (let's just say things got very bad under his reforms) but when it comes to Biden you're not wrong...
      Afterall the goal of a Biden campaign was mostly just returning the White House and America to normaly.
      Even though it's good, it's just sad to know that this probably isn't the last time we see Corruption in a Country born through ideals of the Enlightenment and a war for freedom.
      (I absolutely hate Trump and I have been observing the protests and cases in America so no need to pass me this info)

    • @danzig2347
      @danzig2347 4 года назад +14

      @@abrahamlincoln8748 Last thing...
      Most of us in Europe are aware of all these events, the narcissism, the corruption of your president and the police brutality...
      It's just that I kind off wished you guys came up with a more reformist politician...
      But between Biden and that Orange Maniack...
      Surely Is would choose Biden

  • @CyborgGriffin
    @CyborgGriffin 7 лет назад +3870

    If there is a French brexit it should be called "Oui out".

    • @morwennmusachia2670
      @morwennmusachia2670 7 лет назад +44

      Yusufbek Muzaffarov Non, it should be called a terrible joke 😭😭😭

    • @bordocofrivia2896
      @bordocofrivia2896 7 лет назад +12

      Eutdynxt Txnydtue
      Quick! opposing opinions! CALL THE BROWN SHIRTS!
      errr, I mean, antifa....

    • @7wreckers
      @7wreckers 7 лет назад +31

      i may not agree with what you say but I will fight to the death to defend your right to say it

    • @rubyspiritof
      @rubyspiritof 7 лет назад +4

      Yusufbek Muzaffarov Sorry but why? Is there a game on words?

    • @manuellamessie5473
      @manuellamessie5473 7 лет назад +17

      Ruby Spirit lol yes, le mot oui resemble le mot "we" en anglais qui veut dire "nous" donc le traduction est "nous partons"...c'est plus drôle en anglais.

  • @ClydeShackled
    @ClydeShackled 5 лет назад +1422

    As a french guy, I just exploded into a big laugh when John said "L'Angleterre et les Etats-Unis ont fucked up, ne fuck up pas non plus". That was pretty awesome

    • @benagl
      @benagl 3 года назад +7

      If you're French, do you know the name of the outro song ?

    • @betsunoyoru64
      @betsunoyoru64 3 года назад +6

      Je confirme

    • @ClydeShackled
      @ClydeShackled 3 года назад +14

      @Dominic TétraultThanks, didn't know what to answer. I don't listen at this kind of music at all, I'm a rock/metal fan

    • @cornblaster7003
      @cornblaster7003 3 года назад +39

      @@benagl it's the usual John Oliver outro on accordion

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 3 года назад +1

      Je confirme

  • @KHSmith95
    @KHSmith95 7 лет назад +6061

    I don't blame Mélenchon for using holograms if others are getting flour thrown at them.

    • @willfullearner
      @willfullearner 7 лет назад +95

      Karl-Henrik Smith underrated comment

    • @ivanspoljaric9267
      @ivanspoljaric9267 7 лет назад +128

      Karl-Henrik Smith Imagine someone finding out from where he's broadcasting and they throw something at him there. It would show up on all holograms

    • @williampearson8328
      @williampearson8328 7 лет назад +43

      Nah, the other thing is that he's actually popular (most popular politician in France at the moment), not many people would bother.

    • @Traumlichtblog
      @Traumlichtblog 7 лет назад +114

      "Throwing flour at my hologram will only make it more visible! I made the french politicians weakness to flour my strength!"

    • @RedButtonTV1
      @RedButtonTV1 7 лет назад +30

      ... sure someone will invent a flour hack and egg virus

  • @DafieYo
    @DafieYo 4 года назад +361

    Just letting y'all know that in Sweden, a person threw a whole cake in the face of the leader of the right-wing party. Step up your game, France.

    • @iainyoung6878
      @iainyoung6878 4 года назад +28

      They have.
      Macron sucks so much Paris was on fire for a year before coronovirus stopped the riots.

    • @achille5941
      @achille5941 Год назад +9

      Finally a worthy opponent !

    • @bttrflymagic
      @bttrflymagic Год назад

      That poor cake 😂

    • @WalterDWormack214
      @WalterDWormack214 11 месяцев назад

      Was the cake 'Frozen' SOLID?

    • @mathnerd97
      @mathnerd97 6 месяцев назад

      Disappointed, considering you guys have Surströmming

  • @zeexiledceupofthi9758
    @zeexiledceupofthi9758 6 лет назад +5363

    As a French, I find all these stereotypes disgusti.....Oh ! A croissant ! I'm listening now

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 6 лет назад +112

      Moi aussi 😂

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 5 лет назад +119

      Il utilise les stereotypes de façon sarcastique, je trouve ça marrant et très rafraîchissant.
      Et, il tient suffisemment à la culture française et montre suffisemment d'importance à notre pays pour avoir fait ce sketch en français. x)

    • @kylemcmullan2929
      @kylemcmullan2929 5 лет назад +154

      *looks at French replies* baguette

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 5 лет назад +27

      @@kylemcmullan2929 Don't forget about the cheese breathe tho.

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 5 лет назад +13

      @nicolas Henry Mets pas tout le monde dans le même sac.
      Je viens du Nord, nos cultures sont proches. Les valeurs aussi, dont le partage et l'autoderision. :)

  • @EmieCarey
    @EmieCarey 7 лет назад +1726

    oh my god when John Oliver started speaking in French I pissed myself laughing. Merci John, your accent was strong but the earnestness of your message was delightful.

    • @morrisal
      @morrisal 6 лет назад +57

      Funny when a French person laughs at someone else's accent... You guys should hear yourselves speaking foreign langauges ... No nation has a thicker accent than the French.

    • @williamkrause5831
      @williamkrause5831 5 лет назад +34

      morrisal as if us americans are any better at pronunciation.

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 5 лет назад +20

      @@morrisal They're probably not even French. Also calm down. Why are you so angry at this?

    • @mikeaft3585
      @mikeaft3585 5 лет назад +1

      @@--enyo-- it was a personal attack on the american accent and that shit don fly

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 5 лет назад +4

      @@morrisal I can't see how, but okay. I still don't get your reaction.

  • @lordmurderkitten6098
    @lordmurderkitten6098 7 лет назад +1774

    I see, so when a French candidate gets flour and eggs thrown at them, can the perpetrator be charged with assault and batter-y?

    • @winterain17
      @winterain17 6 лет назад +45

      I don't think so, at least we never hear that they're charged with something in the press. On the contrary, people get mad when the bodyguards are too brutal with them.

    • @rinsawerig4147
      @rinsawerig4147 6 лет назад +45

      Oh I see what you did there! 😂

    • @leyaax
      @leyaax 6 лет назад +55

      @@winterain17 r/wooosh

    • @LegowarriorYTAdventure1234
      @LegowarriorYTAdventure1234 5 лет назад +2

      STOP 😂

    • @fireruby544
      @fireruby544 5 лет назад +6

      Only if salt is also thrown.

  • @s4nsk_
    @s4nsk_ 4 года назад +1587

    "French Brexit"
    Just call it a Frexit

    • @bernardosantos8020
      @bernardosantos8020 4 года назад +12

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST 4 года назад +66

      @@bernardosantos8020 We've learned long ago not to give bad things a catchy name.

    • @crimsonwires
      @crimsonwires 3 года назад +8

      We actually called it that.

    • @tactical_blaireau
      @tactical_blaireau 3 года назад +44

      I heard another version which is AdiEU
      Way better imo

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 3 года назад +6

      Fr-eggs-it.

  • @yumeliagamer5223
    @yumeliagamer5223 7 лет назад +1328

    As a french person, I LOVED this episode.

    • @sebastianrebiere9017
      @sebastianrebiere9017 6 лет назад +9

      Yumelia Gamer Moi aussi et on a pas "fuck up" er comme les anglophones ces derniers temps

    • @RVered
      @RVered 6 лет назад +45

      Yumelia Gamer
      even as a non-french speaking person, I could tell that John's French pronunciation is a crime against humanity

    • @sebastianrebiere9017
      @sebastianrebiere9017 6 лет назад +14

      Either way he did his job to convey the message to us of not "fucking up" and he succeeded.

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka 6 лет назад +7

      Yumelia Gamer what hurt me most is we cant have such a broadcast on french tv. There would be complaints and it would be censored. À few comedians tried to host these kind of show but it was supposed to be seen and sometimes been rewritten by the Channel before it s aired.
      En tant que français j’ai adoré mais c’est toujours de très bonne qualité quelque soit le sujet

    • @lilros3851
      @lilros3851 5 лет назад

      Abe G N ...no?

  • @xaviermartinez2622
    @xaviermartinez2622 7 лет назад +2297

    I need a compilation of french people throwing food at people.

    • @jackyoh971
      @jackyoh971 7 лет назад +1

      search on youtube...

    • @lol_random_122
      @lol_random_122 7 лет назад +99

      Ikr, why can't American campaigns have such drama. throwing flour at politicians ...lol france

    • @jufen8502
      @jufen8502 7 лет назад +115

      The compilation will be way too long for RUclips

    • @jeffreymuu5451
      @jeffreymuu5451 7 лет назад +52

      Throwing people at food

    • @cortoreveur
      @cortoreveur 7 лет назад +55

      The very confident guy "Bernard henry levy" would appear ont this compilation... a lot!

  • @modothegreat108
    @modothegreat108 5 лет назад +3493

    "...The English Queen involved in international drug trafficking."
    I mean, he's not wrong per say. Have you heard of the opium wars?

    • @mortuos557
      @mortuos557 5 лет назад +164

      I'm pretty sure that was previous to her reign...

    • @xz9376
      @xz9376 5 лет назад +8

      Clever!

    • @magicman9218
      @magicman9218 4 года назад +17

      Every western nation makes money from drugs

    • @maniak1768
      @maniak1768 4 года назад +25

      The Queen's estate was involved in the tax evasion scheme known from the 'Panama Papers'. Seems close enough for me.

    • @Alex-gl8li
      @Alex-gl8li 4 года назад

      @@magicman9218 Not Andore.

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator 4 года назад +288

    Missed chance to make the "let them eat cake" joke about the flour and eggs.

    • @ParleavecFlorence
      @ParleavecFlorence 3 года назад +7

      probably because he knows that the whole thing isn't correct>First, it's let them eat brioche, second, most peple think Marie Antoinette said that, but it's actually from a book.

  • @charlieni645
    @charlieni645 7 лет назад +1675

    Leave it to John Oliver to speak french like British flavored Italian.

    • @keenachabot7495
      @keenachabot7495 5 лет назад +38

      If that doesn't get you in John Oliver's fan mail video, nothing will.

    • @gateausalaire1872
      @gateausalaire1872 5 лет назад +6

      As a french,i confirm that

    • @luciferheller8725
      @luciferheller8725 5 лет назад +9

      @@gateausalaire1872 if you are, just out of curiosity, is John ACTUALLY speaking real French?

    • @williamkrause5831
      @williamkrause5831 5 лет назад +11

      @@luciferheller8725 Yes he is. Its pretty obivous, even to a Texan like me.

    • @maximelepage7664
      @maximelepage7664 5 лет назад +13

      @@luciferheller8725 and he's pretty good. Obviously not French born but still

  • @Bahazo
    @Bahazo 7 лет назад +1200

    As soon as she lost I came back to watch this and it's so satisfying

    • @virdaa.8094
      @virdaa.8094 7 лет назад +12

      TheLifeOfBaha same here

    • @thefeleapz4144
      @thefeleapz4144 7 лет назад +6

      Of course you'd be happy. Hmmm 😑

    • @niconii9396
      @niconii9396 7 лет назад

      The Feleapz sorry not good at following up le pin is out

    • @macaronisalad3038
      @macaronisalad3038 7 лет назад

      less than a few days after he already got hacked by ordinary people

    • @papersamurai00
      @papersamurai00 7 лет назад +7

      Canada only just got access to this video, and a quick google search gave this a pleasant ending.

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed 7 лет назад +1134

    John Oliver did a great job of highlighting how ridiculously overcomplicated the American election system is.

    • @stevenxdavis
      @stevenxdavis 5 лет назад +25

      Honestly not that complicated. The electoral college has the power, not the people.

    • @martinhold1662
      @martinhold1662 5 лет назад +46

      @@stevenxdavis That may have been ok in the 18th century, but we've arrived in the 21st, so move on...

    • @martinhold1662
      @martinhold1662 5 лет назад +16

      Was the only way to do it in the 18th and 19th century - but now in the 21st it may be time for something better...

    • @stevenxdavis
      @stevenxdavis 5 лет назад +8

      @@martinhold1662 with humanity integrating with technology, I believe the new generations are substantially more intelligent then any previous generation before. I agree we need a rework of our democratic system.

    • @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724
      @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 5 лет назад +1

      Trying to represent the Rural Part of the Country is the reason the result is them winning BIGLY

  • @SCYN0
    @SCYN0 4 года назад +500

    Love from 🇩🇪 to 🇫🇷 pls don't leave. Not making war ever again.

  • @UbiquitousCthulhu
    @UbiquitousCthulhu 5 лет назад +1320

    "The devil works hard, but John Oliver works harder"

  • @CJCregg
    @CJCregg 7 лет назад +2089

    See John? We did listen :)

    • @anomyymi0108
      @anomyymi0108 7 лет назад +27

      Truckloads of peace incoming!

    • @shayneoneill1506
      @shayneoneill1506 7 лет назад +56

      Yep, good work french dudes. toutes nos félicitations!

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 7 лет назад +36

      Shayne O'Neill merci, mon ami :) we're in this together. America won't become a dystopia. Everything will fall into place eventually.

    • @ddr_drogba777
      @ddr_drogba777 7 лет назад +41

      I thank you people from the deepest portion of my heart...!!!👏👏👏🙏🙏🙏

    • @TrainerAQ
      @TrainerAQ 7 лет назад +35

      Finally a country that hasn't gone Mad!

  • @pilotmemes
    @pilotmemes 7 лет назад +1352

    It worked John. They pulled through. I can't say it's because of you but it's entirely because of you.

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 7 лет назад +33

      Drew Ciccotelli We pulled through, thankfully :)

    • @pilotmemes
      @pilotmemes 7 лет назад +16

      Moise Mensah Happy to hear it.

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 7 лет назад +23

      Drew Ciccotelli We're in this together

    • @pilotmemes
      @pilotmemes 7 лет назад +21

      Moise Mensah Now more than ever.

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 7 лет назад +38

      Drew Ciccotelli Exactly, brother from across the pond. On est ensemble as we say :) 👌🏿

  • @marafortune3713
    @marafortune3713 2 года назад +697

    I am honestly curious to see whether John Oliver is going to provide an update on the French elections this Sunday...

    • @rhinelander7
      @rhinelander7 2 года назад +36

      Especially with the current crisis in Ukraine going on, the last thing NATO and the EU needs is a French Viktor Orban (Le Pen) to suddenly obstruct and divide the alliance even further. Now is critical to be united more than ever.

    • @catmonarchist8920
      @catmonarchist8920 2 года назад +3

      France out of NATO would be good given their actions in West Africa/ Libya will draw them into endless conflict eventually. Need to focus on the Russians not be dragged into Macron's imperialism

    • @je.t4617
      @je.t4617 2 года назад +5

      Surtout que la situation est globalement la même qu'il y a 5 ans, ce serait super drôle qu'il refasse une vidéo

    • @giannaleng1897
      @giannaleng1897 2 года назад +2

      @@je.t4617 c’est comme 2017, la deuxième version 💀 j’observe les élections du Canada et je suis inquiète maintenant que Macron et LePen vont s’affronter au deuxième tour.

    • @KaotikBOOO
      @KaotikBOOO 2 года назад +6

      @@catmonarchist8920 please talk about what you understand, NATO is a defensive agreement for first and for second French troops are there at the request of one side (often the one aligned with French interests.... Strangely...) France isn't belligerent, only support
      So NATO will in no way intervene in these anyway

  • @Xurahn
    @Xurahn 6 лет назад +276

    "No one wants your wallpaper, you catastrophically weird person" I love you, John.

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters 4 года назад +3

      Does anyone know if that's a weak translation of a French expression?

    • @maths5789
      @maths5789 4 года назад +9

      @@TheHadMatters it's not, she's just catastrophically weird indeed

    • @cthulucoon
      @cthulucoon 4 года назад +5

      @@TheHadMatters She was comparing an apartment with the country. Classical racist fear of imposing Islam and stealing social aid.

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 4 года назад

      lmao

    • @Caramoule
      @Caramoule 4 года назад +1

      @@cthulucoon islam is not à race
      Islam is an ideology like fascism or communism

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 7 лет назад +2439

    “Larry, I am your father. By the way, your idiot mother is the one who named you Larry. I wanted to name you Luke, but what the fuck do I know?”
    - _Darth Vader to Larry Skywalker_

    • @fidorover2
      @fidorover2 7 лет назад +21

      LMAO

    • @P1ranh4
      @P1ranh4 7 лет назад +46

      fidorover Darth Vader aka Andy Skywalker

    • @ded9820
      @ded9820 7 лет назад +53

      fidorover "that weird bear is right"~Tom solo

    • @aabidamn
      @aabidamn 7 лет назад +28

      " Mmuoaaaa!!!" -The Weird Bear.

    • @pemarinchhen
      @pemarinchhen 7 лет назад +3

      fuck...i cant breath!!!

  • @mimicracra6966
    @mimicracra6966 7 лет назад +2352

    I was a little bit ashamed to be French when I watched this but then I remembered that Trump was not my president and I felt great again.

    • @AnimeRomancelover1
      @AnimeRomancelover1 7 лет назад +109

      wish I could say the same thing... *sigh*

    • @aliciagreen5411
      @aliciagreen5411 6 лет назад +98

      Believe me, I didn't vote Trump and multiple times a day I'm ashamed he's our leader and embarassed to be an American.

    • @nopeg5730
      @nopeg5730 6 лет назад +39

      I was a month too young to vote. I keep asking my dad if we can move back to Dublin where my grandma was born... because of Trump's idiocy

    • @otherpill7008
      @otherpill7008 6 лет назад +5

      Alicia Green you are not the sole person who can decide the fate of your country.

    • @lonelylenny4014
      @lonelylenny4014 6 лет назад +38

      And I'm Swiss and I just sit here

  • @alicer.5032
    @alicer.5032 4 месяца назад +20

    Once again, we managed to not fouck up. So relieved ❤

    • @michaelktran
      @michaelktran 4 месяца назад +3

      🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷

  • @Dragunov212
    @Dragunov212 6 лет назад +2643

    France: *THE ONLY BAGUETTE I LIKE IS THE ONE WHO CAN PIERCE AN ENGLISH MANS THROAT!*

    • @heiwiik8744
      @heiwiik8744 5 лет назад +20

      yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724
      @memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 5 лет назад +71

      I will never know why Americans think you guys just give up. If anything France takes the Blitzkrieg Straight on to the face.

    • @desireeochoa1354
      @desireeochoa1354 5 лет назад +98

      lmfao. I read that in a Scottish accent .

    • @desireeochoa1354
      @desireeochoa1354 5 лет назад +14

      @@H-to-O lol. yup, one of my favorites. the "no thanks" commercial mom had me laughing and cringing

    • @kiotw1243
      @kiotw1243 5 лет назад +1

      thats what it sounds like when they try to speak our language ^^

  • @jarivessonen6247
    @jarivessonen6247 7 лет назад +131

    The Adventures of Larry Skywalker & That Weird Bear needs to be the next animated series. Make it happen, Disney!

  • @PaulZink
    @PaulZink 7 лет назад +433

    Oliver's ending as a black and white French "Nouvelle Vague" film was perfect, right down to the closing credits in French. So perfect, it seems the French voters took his advice!

    • @LexiLSify
      @LexiLSify 6 лет назад +9

      Except if you take a look at what Macron is doing, it's still not that great, maybe people should have voted differently in the first round.

    • @elijahruby4540
      @elijahruby4540 6 лет назад +2

      LexiLSify Melonchon is a good guy

    • @cream_city
      @cream_city 6 лет назад +2

      Elijah Ruby he does seem like a honest soul...i get good vibes too

    •  6 лет назад +1

      well... Macron isn't really better than LePen, they're both terrible... we're all in deep shit

    • @winterain17
      @winterain17 6 лет назад +1

      Both are toxic but at least Macron isn't as racist and homophobic as Le Pen

  • @Aurelius2142
    @Aurelius2142 4 года назад +219

    I would watch the F*** out of a game show called "So You Think You Can France?"
    You would as well, and deep down, you know it.

    • @furrane
      @furrane 4 года назад +3

      Ta gueule.

    • @pineconequeen6691
      @pineconequeen6691 4 года назад +4

      J’aime la français

    • @aet5807
      @aet5807 3 года назад +3

      It would be my favorite show.

  • @vonhaig
    @vonhaig 7 лет назад +141

    The French have a thing for baking goods and politicians. One of my French friends can't go home because he's technically still wanted for throwing eggs at Sarkozy.

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 7 лет назад +10

      Wow, that guy isn't even a pres for a long time.

  • @chriswestergaard4506
    @chriswestergaard4506 7 лет назад +262

    Who's watching this now after the election results?

    • @wce4eva843
      @wce4eva843 6 лет назад

      Me.

    • @KeithBarnesLife
      @KeithBarnesLife 6 лет назад

      Me

    • @liamcdm3689
      @liamcdm3689 6 лет назад

      Chris Westergaard Me. I liked Le Pen (because of economic and immigration reasons), but I also have a sense of humor, so I laughed quite a bit.

  • @dattebayo155
    @dattebayo155 7 лет назад +114

    Larry Skywalker and the weird bear really did it! Vive la france!

  • @angrymoose3383
    @angrymoose3383 3 года назад +71

    Ok as a bilingual Canadian (I’m from Ontario and speak English as my first language, please don’t lynch me Anti-Quebec Canadians) I’d just like to state that he actually did a REALLY good job with the French in that end bit. The pronunciation could’ve been better but otherwise no glaring flaws, good job John!

  • @doraesmephi9182
    @doraesmephi9182 7 лет назад +749

    That moment when John Oliver mentions Cheminade but not Benoit Hamon...

    • @GlorWolf
      @GlorWolf 7 лет назад +64

      RIP Benoit Hamon

    • @stardust_sonic
      @stardust_sonic 7 лет назад +9

      Dora Esmephi Well, the socialist party has lost anyway no matter who's running for the party. After all, it's the party of François Hollande, so, yeah. We don't want the socialist party back.

    • @OdyMilani
      @OdyMilani 7 лет назад +1

      Dora Esmephi 💚💚❤ *I like* 💚💚❤

    • @julianlineo9559
      @julianlineo9559 7 лет назад

      Ася Николаева yo

    • @loljonh3747
      @loljonh3747 7 лет назад +1

      Dora Esmephi that moment when you realize that you smell like dumper juice ignorant piece of waste

  • @EvilBigMad
    @EvilBigMad 7 лет назад +2433

    We carry backing ingredients for our politicians because we don't have any guns

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 7 лет назад +186

      StudioPlacard we didn't shoot our political candidates in the us....recently anyway. but I have to admit the flour is inspired. it's a pain to get out of your clothes and hair

    • @EvilBigMad
      @EvilBigMad 7 лет назад +21

      too bad, they obviously deserve it :(

    • @SeraphimRoad
      @SeraphimRoad 7 лет назад +3

      I always thought it was Antrax in powder form or atleast rat poison

    • @royalradish9412
      @royalradish9412 7 лет назад +23

      Baking ingredients*

    • @owenmcculloch3285
      @owenmcculloch3285 7 лет назад +2

      StudioPlacard pocket flour!

  • @elyecemalnati
    @elyecemalnati 7 лет назад +1222

    I'm french. The last part was extremely disturbing... and surprisingly satisfying at the same time...

    • @juukyuchan
      @juukyuchan 7 лет назад +2

      Ely Til'Mana j'avoue

    • @benb9623
      @benb9623 7 лет назад +10

      But how was his french?

    • @juukyuchan
      @juukyuchan 7 лет назад +52

      Ben B pretty good! Just a huge accent but understandable

    • @elyecemalnati
      @elyecemalnati 7 лет назад +28

      I had to look at the eng subtitles sometimes... but it was hilarious.

    • @davidcoxinparis
      @davidcoxinparis 7 лет назад +32

      Not bad. And that means that I didn't need the subtitles to understand his French. It was clear that a French writer or translator helped him pen it. I was confused when he inserted (no pun intended) "fuck up" with a quasi-French "ou" sound, but then I laughed hard.

  • @xnaf
    @xnaf 2 года назад +39

    As a half Brit, half French living in France, I just can't get enough of this 😂😂😂

  •  7 лет назад +288

    How did someone pass up the opportunity to hit Macron with a macaron?!

    • @alex180111
      @alex180111 7 лет назад +9

      Well we french don't really think the two words sound the same ^^

    • @misakruspe22
      @misakruspe22 7 лет назад +60

      because you don't waste macarons for that. macarons are delicious and frickin' expensive dude

    • @LePICTOCUBE
      @LePICTOCUBE 7 лет назад

      Flash si je me suis déjà fait la réflexion ^^

    • @Anatsuii
      @Anatsuii 7 лет назад +8

      dude, Macarons are too good to be thrown at this guy, he doesn't deserve a Macaron
      He deserve a nasty old egg that will ruin his 10 000$ suits his wife paid him

    • @paupey7594
      @paupey7594 7 лет назад +7

      Yeah, it sounds more like "maquereau" (French for "mackerel", but we also use this word to mean "a pimp" for some reason) ^^

  • @xylophone897
    @xylophone897 7 лет назад +1081

    "French Brexit"
    Brexit is a word now

    • @pflavie9360
      @pflavie9360 7 лет назад +14

      xylophone yep, welcome to the XXIst century

    • @orihimebleach18
      @orihimebleach18 7 лет назад +11

      a word created by a French man by the way x) it's very ironic

    • @LaurisStephani
      @LaurisStephani 7 лет назад +95

      it's actually called Frexit.

    • @gregunverzagt7791
      @gregunverzagt7791 7 лет назад

      Изабелла Ковалёва t

    • @Dragonsongz1
      @Dragonsongz1 7 лет назад +2

      DAMN. GOT HERE TOO LATE.
      I was gonna call it the Frexit ;w;
      Can't wait for the Sprexit tho

  • @learnenglishwithjojo
    @learnenglishwithjojo 7 лет назад +917

    LastWeekTonight please turn on the option for us to add French subtitles so French people who don't speak English well can watch this video and not just the end!

    • @TheWindowsPCVidsOfficial
      @TheWindowsPCVidsOfficial 7 лет назад +8

      +

    • @warstoneszlatcha2921
      @warstoneszlatcha2921 7 лет назад +5

      LEARN ENGLISH WITH JOJO t'inquiète on comprend

    • @matthias5203
      @matthias5203 7 лет назад +1

      LEARN ENGLISH WITH JOJO Des français ?

    • @SketchAndEtch
      @SketchAndEtch 7 лет назад +27

      Here's a more permanent solution: learn basic english like rest of the world.

    • @falcau9089
      @falcau9089 7 лет назад +3

      LEARN ENGLISH WITH JOJO YES ! I'm French viewer and i want understand more of what think american or english people about French politic ! :) (sorry , i speak english quiet well)

  • @Jonathan_T
    @Jonathan_T 5 месяцев назад +14

    7 years later, Lepen's party is first in our legislatives elections... Too bad this show is not broadcasted in France😢

  • @danielkufner9655
    @danielkufner9655 7 лет назад +885

    I expected that to end with the tossing of flour and some eggs.

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 7 лет назад +13

      He's probably saving that for after the election when he has a rant about how doomed France, Europe, and the entire world is.

    • @avedic
      @avedic 7 лет назад +9

      I never realized John was so fluent in French. He clearly knows the language quite well.
      I'm learning myself....and have gotten quite far. But...John is _far_ ahead of me. Although learning second languages is pretty common for Europeans. I lived in France for 2 years as a kid, but sadly never learned the language...I still regret that. Trying to make up for it now at 30. Anyway...John's quite fluent! Nowhere near perfect, but very well articulated and pronounced!

    • @refragerator
      @refragerator 7 лет назад +5

      His pronunciation wasn't "well", so I naturally assumed he just read it off the teleprompter after going through it with someone who speaks actual French two or three times before the show.

    • @josefinaboschero6144
      @josefinaboschero6144 7 лет назад +1

      Daniel Kufner me too

    • @TheMechanic4games
      @TheMechanic4games 7 лет назад

      that would have been magnificent tbh

  • @eleventhknight9744
    @eleventhknight9744 5 лет назад +414

    2017: France 4:05 "Larry Skywalker"
    2019: America: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE

  • @nickmilushev6052
    @nickmilushev6052 6 лет назад +205

    “I love France, at least the way it’s represented in the movie ratatouille.”-Charles Boyle

    • @jeanpatrickmeunier8493
      @jeanpatrickmeunier8493 4 года назад +1

      AAaaahh.. A quote that perfectly would fit on a Chef Boyardee Noodles soup can!

  • @jamesmartell3095
    @jamesmartell3095 4 года назад +124

    "So you think you can France" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moptisevare183
    @moptisevare183 4 года назад +565

    Very good account of French politics. Shows me how well this show researches their material. He also used the stereotypes in a smart way, I laughed at each and every one of them.

    • @pierrealexandre1105
      @pierrealexandre1105 4 года назад +4

      Renaud Chomette oui et non, je trouve que traduire « changer le papier-peint » en « voler le papier-peint » est un poil malhonnête
      J’aime beaucoup cette émission mais c’est souvent qu’ils font ce genre de choses

    • @FlowziMowzi
      @FlowziMowzi 4 года назад +5

      @@pierrealexandre1105 mouais, mais au final c'est un peu la même chose nan?

    • @flodzz
      @flodzz 4 года назад +5

      @@FlowziMowzije suis heureux de constater que je ne suis pas le seul à avoir ce genre de vidéo en recommendation 3 ans après

    • @justsomeone1757
      @justsomeone1757 4 года назад +1

      pierre alexandre boul bon voila un autre qui s’intéresse un peu trop au papier peint. Ça va la France?

    • @Caramoule
      @Caramoule 4 года назад

      @@justsomeone1757 c'est une métaphore en fait pour désigner la transformation culturelle du pays mais si vous êtes trop con pour comprendre une métaphore deux possibilités
      Où vous avez fait des études non littéraires et oublier les acquis du collège
      Où vous êtes con

  • @emmadegioanni8549
    @emmadegioanni8549 7 лет назад +557

    I feel I should mention, as a French person who was invested in these elections, that when Marine Le Pen was talking about people coming and changing the wallpaper, she was referring to the fact that many French fear and believe that immigrants will come in and change French culture, which is of course a big thing in France, and replace it with their own. I am in no way a supporter of Marine Le Pen, I just felt I should clarify, because the worst thing about her is that she is actually terribly clever and cunning when it comes to convincing others to vote for her. Although luckily not enough for her to get elected....this time.

    • @marcnassif2822
      @marcnassif2822 5 лет назад +23

      Les Gilets Jaunes showed us that France is still well on the left, and as the hysteria over immigrants calms down, it's hard to see Le Pen rallying a majority again, unless an equally radical person faces her in the next election.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 лет назад +25

      Thank Christ France is still sane compared to Britain and America who are pretty much Batman villains at this point.

    • @samfreeman2839
      @samfreeman2839 5 лет назад +10

      Marc Nassif If France is still well on the left, how come Le Pen managed to win the European elections? Melenchon and other left wing parties, together, barely manage to reach double digits. I’m still surprised that 20%of the French are still willing to vote for Macron

    • @Meyour67120
      @Meyour67120 5 лет назад +8

      @@samfreeman2839
      My analyze :
      1) The police brutalizing peaceful protesters made people realized fascists were already in power, so they switched their usual vote to the candidate with the most chance of winning against Macron, aka nationalists. It's a vote of sanction for a small election, it was meant as a message. There was also a islamic terrorist attack right before the election, it sures helped RN to overcome LREM.
      2) LREM's electorate is basically people who don't want things to change. They don't care about the yellow vest movement because they're individualists who are winning in the globalization. It's mostly composed by old people, followers without real political views, or simply wealthy people.
      3) A good portion of the left electorate switched their vote to the ecologists. LFI played the card of "Melenchon is our saviour and immigration is 200% nice" which doesn't really work well here, the PS still have to overcome the damage Hollande did to the party and they're doing it pathetically, and the fact far left thugs (Anti-Fa, black blocs) were aggressive during the yellow vest movement and created multiple conflicts with the police disgusted some leftists from the left culture, preferring then for this election a centrist approach represented by the ecologists, less radical.

    • @samfreeman2839
      @samfreeman2839 5 лет назад +2

      Tour Guide this is all nice but, between high level of abstention and the ever enduring yellow jacket protests, the left barely made a dent in these elections

  • @ijustfelldown
    @ijustfelldown 7 лет назад +1587

    That one time a nation actually listened to John Oliver for the better.
    Edit: Not liking how this aged.

    • @bobjoe109
      @bobjoe109 6 лет назад +87

      I Just Fell Down Canada listened and elected Justin Trudeau instead of that other guy

    •  6 лет назад +86

      yeah... well Macron isn't really better than LePen sadly... both are horrible :( we failed in the first round and now Macron is killing us

    • @khm8910
      @khm8910 6 лет назад +7

      So I guess it was really like when we elected trump

    • @benmohatun
      @benmohatun 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah I don't know it was a pretty close call though...

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC 6 лет назад +16

      Well, Scotland listened when it threatened secession the first time and John begged them not to do it. And then there was John and Michael Myers telling Canadians not to vote for Stephen Harper

  • @jerandecce2473
    @jerandecce2473 3 года назад +20

    17:13 as John Oliver ends his french speech, a francophone in the audience goes “bravo!”

  • @tancredeadnot5276
    @tancredeadnot5276 5 лет назад +1379

    I work at the French Parliament a'd everytime I come and shake hand with Jean Lassale I think about the "So you think you can France" ^^
    But for real, he's a really nice person :)
    on the other hand, Marine Le Pen hasn:t done much work... she does not even read the bills we debate on and mostly make political postures instead of arguing over the technical sides of the bills... when she's here (which is another problem...)

    • @XX2Media
      @XX2Media 5 лет назад +36

      Has Marine Le Pen been like this since before her election loss as well? Seems to me that if she's this type of person in general, France and her people do not need a rambling, absentee leader. I may only be a Texan (doesn't seem like much, but I'm a proud one) yet these stories interest me greatly.

    • @tancredeadnot5276
      @tancredeadnot5276 5 лет назад +89

      @@XX2Media she was a member of the European Parliament before and has been condemned for misuse of public and parliamentary funds. She also made false hirings and her voting record isn't very much proving q high level of presence. To be honest, I saw her last week but that was like... the first time for a while.

    • @tancredeadnot5276
      @tancredeadnot5276 5 лет назад +59

      @@XX2Media it is commonly accepted that, even though she makes terrific scores at the elections, she hasn't much knowledge regarding central topics, especially economics.

    • @XX2Media
      @XX2Media 5 лет назад +33

      @@tancredeadnot5276 My goodness! Then she is every bit of what I heard about her before I even saw this John Oliver episode. My local press has run a story or two about the French elections at the time and Le Pen scared a few people. Then I saw this show and your comments to make my own opinion: Marine Le Pen is a psychopath...

    • @XX2Media
      @XX2Media 5 лет назад +26

      @@tancredeadnot5276 As for Mr. Lassalle, he does seem like a genuine person who fought for his constituents. I know nothing of his politics but those kinds of ads would certainly strike quite a few American voters' minds, in my opinion.

  • @jajajajaja34932
    @jajajajaja34932 7 лет назад +605

    I'm French, and although this was a vague summary of what is actually happenning right now here, i got to say, that lovely british accent of yours was surprisingly pleasant to hear. For an english guy, you manage to speak french without spitting too much on your wine! Keep the good work Jean Olivier, and don't worry for us, we are way too french to elect a castrating old witch at office.

    • @Basementjacks
      @Basementjacks 7 лет назад +23

      There is still hope! (Edit): i'm very glad to see the replies are all positive and in unity! :')

    • @30adka
      @30adka 7 лет назад +27

      USA didnt elect a castrating old witch also. That's why Trump win

    • @walruspanda8768
      @walruspanda8768 7 лет назад +7

      I find that this segment didn't talk enough about Melenchon who is as much of a threat as Le Pen

    • @MachtPlays
      @MachtPlays 7 лет назад +37

      lol Jean Olivier.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 7 лет назад +20

      May the French people take more inspiration from the Dutch election than the US one, and leave the candidates opposed to the very ideas of liberté, egalité and fraternité well out of positions of power. Vive la France!

  • @caterinadenice4402
    @caterinadenice4402 7 лет назад +389

    I'm French and I literally almost laughed to death at this video! Thank you so much, Larry Oliver! You are the best!

    • @loneranger718
      @loneranger718 7 лет назад +3

      +Brice Denice Who's Larry?

    • @Andre.felipe84
      @Andre.felipe84 7 лет назад +8

      I'm not French and I hope you support Le Pen. :)

    • @goblin2bis707
      @goblin2bis707 7 лет назад +22

      i am french and i am not supporting Nazis and Fascists friend as Le Pen, also a Putin's puppet as Trump. French is better than this as the USA

    • @nesa1126
      @nesa1126 7 лет назад +1

      Vote for Le Pen for shit and giggles. Show em that France can fuck up even more.

    • @Alexroux78
      @Alexroux78 7 лет назад +1

      nobody cares you're all french, dudes !

  • @mest3057
    @mest3057 4 года назад +178

    As a French, I've found this actually very funny haha

    • @Trucmuch
      @Trucmuch 4 года назад +3

      As a British, I think it's hilarious

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 3 года назад +1

      As someone who is neither of those things, how the hell do you say "that weird bear" like he said, because I've been trying to look it up, but I just can't find the right word for it

    • @catnip2235
      @catnip2235 2 года назад

      @@eliasmg9144 you mean Chewbacca?

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 2 года назад

      @@catnip2235 l'espace eur?!?! Je ne sais pas?!?! Comme la putain se dit????

  • @natalie_kendel
    @natalie_kendel 7 лет назад +218

    "... you catastrophically weird person.."
    HAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • @971djem
    @971djem 7 лет назад +418

    Ok ! Just for you I will lift my ass off the couch to go vote next sunday^^

    • @JeeeeeZ289
      @JeeeeeZ289 7 лет назад +7

      D Mars why wouldnt u

    • @MrLiquidxIce
      @MrLiquidxIce 7 лет назад

      D Mars so who gets the vote ?

    • @971djem
      @971djem 7 лет назад +3

      Don't you find it hard to move out off the couch a sunday when you had a full stressful week and just want to lay there doing nothing ?
      (but then remember it's election time and you actually have to go because we could end up with a possible DT on our head.....)

    • @971djem
      @971djem 7 лет назад +14

      Either Melanchon or Hamon get the vote.....

    • @impgala
      @impgala 7 лет назад +5

      hamon sounds reasonable

  • @lllfff3628
    @lllfff3628 7 лет назад +1497

    I'm a German Person, but all Ihre can say: Vive la Fránce!
    Long live the German-French friendship! Long live a united, tolerant and peaceful Europe!

    • @victorfranfrankrike6126
      @victorfranfrankrike6126 7 лет назад +33

      💕

    • @hieronyma_
      @hieronyma_ 7 лет назад +20

      Nein.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 7 лет назад +12

      +lll fff
      Not to be mean, but I think the French and Germans hate each other more than the British and Germans/French.
      And those hate each other a lot.

    • @victorfranfrankrike6126
      @victorfranfrankrike6126 7 лет назад +84

      Widdekuu91 you are totally wrong , we close to each other .In my school, almost everyone have a german friend, I have a lot of german friends and I had german girlfriends.
      Then you can't say that... and actually, this year , I understood that it was easier to be friend with a german guy (when u are french ) than with a Dutch , danish and so on ( PS : I really love dutch and Danish people , don't worry ahah )

    • @AXEUROLder
      @AXEUROLder 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah, Europe won't live long being tolerant to everyone, including people who keep plowing through crowds on trucks.

  • @lauram9740
    @lauram9740 2 года назад +102

    Five years later, history repeats itself. I'm myself French, I perfected my English listening to last week tonight, I really love the show. This episode is so necessary, unfortunately. Also, I laughed my ass off an d really needed it, so thank you! (and yes, I will go vote on Sunday to keep feeling superior and not get a populist asshole as a president 😘)

    • @late8641
      @late8641 2 года назад +10

      Thank you for electing Macron over Le Pen! You have every justification to feel superior!
      Je viens de Finlande, mais j'étudie le français depuis dix ans. J'adore votre langue et votre pays. J'y ai visité deux fois déjà, et un de mes amis est français. 🇫🇮🤝🏻🇨🇵

    • @jessicar3291
      @jessicar3291 2 года назад +3

      Congratulations 🎉!

    • @thomaslequesne5475
      @thomaslequesne5475 2 года назад +4

      @@late8641 As bad as Le Pen might have been, electing Macron shouldn't be a reason for anyone to feel pride.

    • @kitster900
      @kitster900 2 года назад

      @@thomaslequesne5475 Yes it should, because he's not Le Pen, you drastic moron

    • @Jamietheroadrunner
      @Jamietheroadrunner Год назад

      The nazi bitch keeps cutting into his lead tho. I’m scared about what’ll happen next time 😟

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 5 лет назад +551

    So two flour, an egg, and a candidate whose father made an anti-semitic remark about "baking" people. Hmm...

  • @bluemask3808
    @bluemask3808 7 лет назад +1016

    Je vote larry skywalker

    • @caseyjames2073
      @caseyjames2073 7 лет назад +9

      moi aussi

    • @GiveHimABreak
      @GiveHimABreak 7 лет назад +17

      Blue Mask please don't vote for Larry, over a thousand people votes for Harambe. See where that got us? Please don't vote for Larry.

    • @BuddhaSource
      @BuddhaSource 7 лет назад +1

      +1

    • @krossF
      @krossF 7 лет назад +1

      F R A N C E F O R T H E F R E N C H

    • @robertpetrea23
      @robertpetrea23 7 лет назад +15

      L' espece d'ours for Ministry of culture!

  • @fajita2
    @fajita2 7 лет назад +342

    Merci France! Here's why the French are the best right now: they supported America in every war, except for the Iraq War which was the RIGHT THING. Now they kicked their fascists out after the Brits and Americans failed to do the same in their own countries. They get it right every time we get it wrong. As an American, I proudly say FRANCE #1, VIVA LA FRANCE!!!

    • @danaeworms
      @danaeworms 7 лет назад +52

      It's unusual that I read an american say my country supported America in almost war, thanks for that.
      I always believed americans don't remember, or don't know, history, glad I've mistaken.

    • @fajita2
      @fajita2 7 лет назад +20

      Yup! Going all the way back to the Revolution. The only blip might be Vietnam, which the French kind of set the stage for. But they got the hell out before we made it a real mess!

    • @gwennblei
      @gwennblei 7 лет назад +31

      Mario Badia Such a misinformed and silly statement, I suggest taking history classes as soon as possible :)

    • @moisemensah8233
      @moisemensah8233 7 лет назад +8

      fajita Merci pour votre commentaire :) we're in this together !

    • @cocochannel7693
      @cocochannel7693 7 лет назад +2

      Merci Beaucoup

  • @ultimatehawkeyefangirl
    @ultimatehawkeyefangirl 4 года назад +37

    I was expecting John to have baking ingredients thrown at him. Darn it

  • @PedroSanchez-vo1jq
    @PedroSanchez-vo1jq 7 лет назад +1245

    #WEDIDNOTFUCKEDUP vive la france

    • @ArturVader
      @ArturVader 7 лет назад +21

      you did by choosing macron.

    • @eggplant270
      @eggplant270 7 лет назад +45

      Based Slav sure sweety

    • @imirbs
      @imirbs 7 лет назад +8

      Congratulations France! By the way how did John's French sound? Was it fairly accurate?

    • @PedroSanchez-vo1jq
      @PedroSanchez-vo1jq 7 лет назад +16

      yaeh that's pretty good, even if he make some grammar mistake

    • @eliotwessang9915
      @eliotwessang9915 7 лет назад +10

      Actually, by voting for the heir of the president with 4% of satisfaction, we did fucked up a little bit...
      "Whaouh, our president sucks. What about giving my vote to someone who worked with him and will continue the same politic" #WEARESTUPID

  • @casquefou1535
    @casquefou1535 6 лет назад +134

    Macron "generally inoffensive"
    9 months later, we cannot say this anymore...

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 4 года назад +16

      Generally.
      Climate Denialists are not moderate in the slightest.

    • @ApotreNoir
      @ApotreNoir 4 года назад

      @@maxrichards3881 You must be the last person still believing that lie...

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 4 года назад +34

      @@ApotreNoir You don't believe climate change is real? If so, you have lost the argument already, so fuck off.

    • @ApotreNoir
      @ApotreNoir 4 года назад

      @@maxrichards3881 Ha, that's not the lie I was talking about, even though I see how you understood that.
      I meant the lie about Macron acting against climate change. He is only talking about it and not changing anything. He is ultra-liberal.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 4 года назад +5

      ApotreNoir
      So you’re shitting on the most centrist guy out there? You really are Far-Right.

  • @sameershahzad293
    @sameershahzad293 7 лет назад +42

    That star wars reference at the end, "help us france your our only hope" is golden

    • @frederikrollmann
      @frederikrollmann 7 лет назад +1

      That and the Amelie-like outro. Awesome little references.

  • @EclipseOverSalem
    @EclipseOverSalem 8 месяцев назад +9

    I choose to believe that this video single handedly prevented LePenne

  • @riverpartyreboot
    @riverpartyreboot 7 лет назад +523

    I am utterly disappointed that no one through flour or eggs at John at the end of the video

    • @PRmoustache88
      @PRmoustache88 7 лет назад +29

      I'm threw with you.

    • @onee
      @onee 7 лет назад +32

      He didn't have a second suit with him.

    • @karolinazielinski8668
      @karolinazielinski8668 7 лет назад +37

      I am utterly disappointed that you cannot differentiate between "threw" and "through"

    • @PRmoustache88
      @PRmoustache88 7 лет назад +11

      I loose it when my collar is lose.

    • @iamdaleek8162
      @iamdaleek8162 7 лет назад +8

      Threw it through him

  • @yurikana
    @yurikana 7 лет назад +667

    Le Pen: "Would you accept 12 illegal immigrants moving into your flat?"
    Me: "I wouldn't accept 12 anyone moving into my flat."

    • @loonachan
      @loonachan 7 лет назад +138

      It only takes one... to steal your wallpaper.

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC 7 лет назад +45

      That must be a really strange illegal to want to steal wallpaper

    • @Sunny-wz5yg
      @Sunny-wz5yg 7 лет назад +4

      A Concerned Citizen i

    • @jim7601
      @jim7601 7 лет назад +6

      A Concerned Citizen kinda her point wasn't it ?

    • @psantosd1
      @psantosd1 7 лет назад +4

      False equivalence is false

  • @lindenshepherd6085
    @lindenshepherd6085 5 лет назад +739

    Glad I took French in high school and can laugh at his pronunciation!

    • @mistakencrown4858
      @mistakencrown4858 5 лет назад +58

      Well I'm glad you are able to feel elitist about your high school education somewhere... 😂

    • @mayadeslilas
      @mayadeslilas 5 лет назад +135

      Honestly it wasn't that bad. He got difficult sounds (like "ou" or "oi" ) right. He "feucked eup" the "u" sound but i forgive him. His tongue's not trained to make that sound. I'm proud of him for trying. He's making an effort to speak in another language on TV and I respect him for that. Good job Johnny O'!

    • @beatricebeaulieu6794
      @beatricebeaulieu6794 4 года назад +91

      As a native french speaker, compared to the uncomprehensible french usually sputtered by americans with unwarranted confidence, his french was actually pretty good!! (For someone i assume does not speak french very often hahaha)

    • @beatricebeaulieu6794
      @beatricebeaulieu6794 4 года назад +30

      Hello World hey! Not shaming them my friend! 😌 I agree with you that french people’s english is the cringiestttt hahaha (I am french canadian lol) But I’m really glad when anyone tries to learn or speak one of my two languages!! The unwarranted confidence thing I meant is not in the case of normal people, it’s more often in like american movies/media very often they have these cool characters who « speak french » and that makes them cool and sexy and impresses everyone when in fact when start speaking french it’s like wtf is this language that was uncomprehensible lol. Ouch. But then again lots of languages have been butchered on tv hahaha not just french

    • @lindenshepherd6085
      @lindenshepherd6085 4 года назад +8

      Beatrice Beaulieu, Hello World - His accent definitely isn't bad, but when you know a few regional accents and he's not quite hitting the mark, I think it's amusing! I appreciate that you're supportive of people learning a second language, and I agree that Americans trying to attempt most European languages as affectations are hilarious to listen to.

  • @7thquark309
    @7thquark309 4 года назад +37

    That final skit was pure gold.
    Also, I'm now waiting for someone to throw milk at a politician, to complete the crepe !

    • @alkante2962
      @alkante2962 3 года назад +1

      Or beer, for the matter!

    • @nataliab5669
      @nataliab5669 3 года назад +1

      Or wine

    • @geograexperts1554
      @geograexperts1554 2 года назад

      Or sugar

    • @juliawitecka889
      @juliawitecka889 2 года назад

      British Politician Nigel Farage had a milkshake thrown at him on a European election tour. I know it’s not exactly the same but maybe they could make it work???

  • @niamhoneill595
    @niamhoneill595 7 лет назад +115

    I thought he would get flour thrown at him in the end.

  • @thesilnana
    @thesilnana 4 года назад +213

    Jean Marie Lepen also said during an interview that he hoped to run over a black or arabic person before he died... it shows how much of a good person he is

    • @di4se
      @di4se 4 года назад +12

      She was trying to compete with Trump.

    • @di4se
      @di4se 4 года назад

      @Tina Yael Severinova M. True, my bad, but same o'. She runs the house now.

    • @Framboisier2040
      @Framboisier2040 4 года назад +17

      @diase oner She is just a fraud, she's not here to win a presidential, she's just there to make it easy for other ultra-liberal political parties (Republicans, Centrist and so called Socialist Party) to get elected. A cow would have been elected if it was facing Le Pen.

    • @HartFard
      @HartFard 4 года назад +3

      Source ?

  • @amirsadvice3765
    @amirsadvice3765 7 лет назад +72

    Holy fuck I didn't know John Spoke French! That's was dope lol

    • @JDS141NZ
      @JDS141NZ 7 лет назад +38

      Learning French in the UK is like learning Spanish in the US.

    • @WibrenVA
      @WibrenVA 7 лет назад +6

      malo perrot it wasn't any good though haha.

    • @McJaews
      @McJaews 7 лет назад +3

      Something very few people actually do, if their mother tongue is English :P

    • @jacke2860
      @jacke2860 7 лет назад +1

      malo perrot actually lots of English speakers speak French, it's the second most common language that they learn aside from Spanish

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 7 лет назад +7

      French is a very widely understood and fairly widely spoken language in Western Europe, especially Britain. I have no doubt that John was just reading this off the autocue, and his atrocious pronunciation does go some way in suggesting his French is far from perfect, but he'd probably be able to still speak a little even without the help of technology.

  • @stupidfanboyph
    @stupidfanboyph 5 месяцев назад +10

    Coming back here after the announcement of the snap elections there. Oh boy. Good luck over there in France

    • @Hepestos
      @Hepestos 5 месяцев назад

      La même 😂

    • @karlbassett8485
      @karlbassett8485 5 месяцев назад

      Well the first round didn't go well....

  • @MrSaycchyS
    @MrSaycchyS 7 лет назад +56

    As a French guy, I thought that we were'nt the only ones to throw flour at people...seems normal to me :)

  • @TheAlexifou
    @TheAlexifou 7 лет назад +161

    13:32 Mr Oliver, please be aware that every time you let Bernard Henry-Lévy show up on TV, one puppy dies.

    • @dagsledada1835
      @dagsledada1835 6 лет назад +2

      TheAlexifou gg , bien dit 😂

    • @kayem3824
      @kayem3824 6 лет назад +8

      TheAlexifou Levy has got many cakes in his face.

  • @mathildebeuscher2970
    @mathildebeuscher2970 7 лет назад +21

    Are you kidding me, that hologram was freaking cool 😀

  • @jajai6377
    @jajai6377 4 года назад +86

    The thing about the wallpaper was badly translated, she didn't say "they're going to remove your wallpaper" but rather "they're going to change your wallpaper"
    which I think is a metaphor about migrants changing the political and ideological landscape of a country when they live in it.

    • @jajai6377
      @jajai6377 4 года назад +4

      @Flekk Bone Gnawer no... it's definitely not. You may not agree with it but it does make much more sense than "people stealing your wallpaper"

    • @someonenothere8818
      @someonenothere8818 4 года назад +13

      But that's such a weird metaphor to use still lol. That was why it sounded so off.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 3 года назад

      Well if you put it that way

    • @alexandrezani
      @alexandrezani 3 года назад +1

      To be honest, even the inaccurate translation said "removed", not "steal", so even with the translation it sounds like she's talking about said people redecorating your house, not running away with the wallpaper.
      She's still a horrible piece of garbage.

    • @anndevries8267
      @anndevries8267 2 года назад

      Even so still a monumentally stupid metaphore to use

  • @solarwatch_5712
    @solarwatch_5712 5 лет назад +49

    I just realized LePen looks like a blonde version of my French teacher which is very unsettling.

  • @bethanycetti8010
    @bethanycetti8010 5 лет назад +480

    The wallpaper thing is real. I'm moving to France, and as I house hunt, I cannot BELIEVE how all the houses are extensively wallpapered. You better believe this immigrant is going to take down your wallpaper.

    • @justeundonut-moi.7979
      @justeundonut-moi.7979 4 года назад +56

      Nooooo not our wallpaper 😂

    • @englandcountryhuman8588
      @englandcountryhuman8588 4 года назад +17

      Why do they have so much wallpaper?!

    • @jeandupont8501
      @jeandupont8501 4 года назад +31

      What the woman said was "change your wallpaper" not "steal your wallpaper" his team got the translation wrong.

    • @Platycqb
      @Platycqb 4 года назад +36

      Pretty sure she used that as a metaphor regarding cultural change that migrants would bring. Bringing their own culture and replacing French culture with it, instead of blending in.

    • @dnd3edm2
      @dnd3edm2 4 года назад +13

      @@Platycqb those of us who like human rights recognize that as evidence of a horrible presidential candidate

  • @trecyakougna4086
    @trecyakougna4086 5 лет назад +127

    As a french woman I loved this episode ahaha the last part killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lisaparis684
      @lisaparis684 4 года назад +12

      As I was laughing through that final skit, I was hoping French people watching would find it funny and not be offended. It warms my heart when humans across the globe can all laugh at ridiculous and idiotic people together.

  • @ramireigns
    @ramireigns 4 месяца назад +14

    Well we did it again 🇨🇵🇨🇵

  • @spongeBob77086
    @spongeBob77086 7 лет назад +99

    I am French and it is the best political meeting I have heard of these elections!
    PS: I also love larry skywalker and his bear!

  • @ritonlevrai1
    @ritonlevrai1 7 лет назад +428

    I'm French, the elections are way behind us now, but I have to say that your bad French accent with the accordeon speaks to me, even now.... Damn, I feel like I'm a bad cliché.
    Well done! :-)

    • @morrisal
      @morrisal 5 лет назад +28

      Funny when a French person picks at someone else's accent... You guys should hear yourselves speaking foreign langauges ... No nation has a thicker accent than the French.

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 5 лет назад +22

      But, do you think you can France?

    • @lallajazz
      @lallajazz 5 лет назад +10

      Funny, I was actually thinking that for a non-French speaker it wasn't bad at all. But then again I'm Italian 😅

    • @MCDexX
      @MCDexX 5 лет назад +7

      @@lallajazz - The nailed those palatal rhotics (that guttural R sound at the back of the mouth) super well for a non-speaker. I'm wondering if maybe he knows German, since the rhotics are similar.

    • @lallajazz
      @lallajazz 5 лет назад

      @@MCDexX or maybe he just studied French! 😆

  • @thewalker7064
    @thewalker7064 7 лет назад +790

    John Oliver is the only good thing about a Monday.

  • @GiveMeFive-GMF
    @GiveMeFive-GMF 4 года назад +10

    Last Week Tonight is one of the most important shows on TV right now, without question!

  • @gg454lune
    @gg454lune 7 лет назад +160

    We listened. Marine Le Pen got to the second round but she lost. We were more intelligent. I'm not gonna say I'm pleased by Macron's election but I'm happy that woman wasn't put in office.
    By the way, you can't smoke in restaurants like before here since 2008. This has to be done in special rooms dedicated to it.

    • @LexiLSify
      @LexiLSify 6 лет назад +8

      I'm just disappointed about how he didn't really talk about Mélanchon's ideas, and just talked about the hologram thing

    • @leowilly29
      @leowilly29 6 лет назад

      @@LexiLSify well he just talks about macron's wife... it was only about funny things on candidats.

    • @jmaniak1
      @jmaniak1 5 лет назад +2

      I understand your dilemma. Neither Trump or Clinton were qualified to be president but I definitely didn’t want Clinton in the office.

  • @Blaarrggg
    @Blaarrggg 7 лет назад +288

    We didn't foucked oup ;)

    • @Ekenaa
      @Ekenaa 6 лет назад +4

      Ehh, we did. It could have been worse, sure, but we fucked up.

  • @guve25
    @guve25 7 лет назад +104

    Last Jedi my ass. There's Larry Skywalker to the rescue!

    • @kingguy3
      @kingguy3 7 лет назад +8

      That weird bear is our true hero.

  • @IrishLadHere
    @IrishLadHere 4 месяца назад +6

    Watching this 7 years later, I again realise why it is so crucial that Le Pen lost.

  • @DexM47
    @DexM47 7 лет назад +267

    11:27 To be fair, she doesn't say "remove the wallpaper" but "change the wallpaper", meaning "they start making themselves at home". She's still racist as fuck, but her sentence is actually perfectly fine.

    • @kinga6347
      @kinga6347 6 лет назад +1

      They also mistranslated other stuff but I guess its just mistakes they made

    • @cantharelluscibarius2244
      @cantharelluscibarius2244 6 лет назад +7

      French is VERY hard to translate into english unless you speak french to begin with.

    • @piperd9069
      @piperd9069 6 лет назад

      Candy breacker Cat oh that’s interesting. Why is that?

    • @cantharelluscibarius2244
      @cantharelluscibarius2244 6 лет назад +14

      well... interpretation mostly. there is a lot of french words that can mean several diferent thing at once
      for exemple:
      Navet=
      -beet
      -bad movie
      Navette=
      -shuttlecraft
      -escape boat
      -Scolar afiliation
      Dragueur=
      -Seductor
      -Draging boat
      Prune=
      -Plum
      -driving fine
      Amande=
      -amanda
      -also driving fine
      femme=
      -woman
      -wife
      also:
      "preservatif" does not mean "preserver" but "condom"
      "Bonheur" does not mean "erection" but "hapyness"
      and finaly:
      "araignée" means "spider" but it kinda sounds like "a reigner" wich roughly means "for a reign"
      you get the idea. it's verry contextual.

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 6 лет назад

      Candy breacker Cat Why? Though. Why have so many meanings to one word?

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 7 лет назад +83

    You're not best friends with someone until you've exchanged seven thousand dollar suits. #Facts.

  • @pierrepouget839
    @pierrepouget839 6 лет назад +530

    8:43 Coucou Benalla ;)

    • @davidladjani108
      @davidladjani108 5 лет назад +27

      Finalement y a un intérêt à revoir cet épisode plus tard 😁

    • @Tohkar
      @Tohkar 4 года назад +8

      @@davidladjani108 Je l'ai grillé de suite aussi, même en 2020 X)

    • @kevinDMC12
      @kevinDMC12 4 года назад +2

      oooooh c'est mignon il protège la tête de son amant

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 4 года назад +4

      I don't know French so I am just gonna say Yes

    • @kevinDMC12
      @kevinDMC12 4 года назад +9

      @@Sinstarclair there was a scandal one of macron's bodygaurd was caught on tape hitting yellow vests with a police armband and of course he's not a police officer, pretty big scandal here

  • @arthur__lt
    @arthur__lt 4 года назад +11

    As a Frenchman, this is absolute gold!