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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2021
  • This year’s U.N. General Assembly has it all: Joe Biden, a BTS music video, and big-time drama between France and the U.S. over a submarine deal gone bad. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah
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  • @pedromendesrbd
    @pedromendesrbd 2 года назад +3603

    The part of the UK talking about how you should not take land that isn't yours was the best

    • @kudanavadmont1242
      @kudanavadmont1242 2 года назад +61

      Got to learn sometime.

    • @valentindraghici7071
      @valentindraghici7071 2 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/JFovkz57c3Y/видео.html trevor noah reaction

    • @ricardomurillo5205
      @ricardomurillo5205 2 года назад +141

      But the best was the american strategic decision to lose against those that don't even have wifi.

    • @dorrisben1
      @dorrisben1 2 года назад +8

      Except it's been done before...so meh

    • @neilnelson7603
      @neilnelson7603 2 года назад +52

      Trevor should have used Israel instead of UK since you know who is actually doing it right now. lol

  • @hyro1112
    @hyro1112 2 года назад +195

    "we did not lose a war!, we made a strategic decision, not to win" i cant lol

  • @traceywhitney1272
    @traceywhitney1272 2 года назад +642

    America: "Buddy, we didn't lose a war, we made a strategic decision not to win'." 😂😂

    • @madkiss8017
      @madkiss8017 2 года назад +8

      To keep saoudi royals and few arms company rich

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 2 года назад +3

      👈😆😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rigierish3807
      @rigierish3807 2 года назад +9

      It reminds me of the French president who once said about political decisions for Covid-19 (paraphrasing) : “I wouldn’t say it was a failure : it just didn’t work.”

    • @GeraldoluizAprendiz
      @GeraldoluizAprendiz 2 года назад +6

      Winners don't pull out in the middle of the night

    • @davidi.676
      @davidi.676 2 года назад +1

      CORRECT

  • @noobster4779
    @noobster4779 2 года назад +446

    The best part about the entire affair.
    France initially wanted to sell the australians nuclear subs but the australians wanted diesel subs specifically. So france reengineered their sibs down to diesel subs which are still capable of a later nuclear upgrade.
    Now, a decade later, australia is like: actually we want nuclear subs

    • @jt387
      @jt387 2 года назад +35

      Its exactely this.

    • @duyle-ej6ty
      @duyle-ej6ty 2 года назад +8

      well, you need to go into more details. What you say is true but biased. The project's cost went from 40 to 65 billion due to France's lateness. Also, US is transferring the tech to the Aussie. With france, they only get the submarines.

    • @DeathTemplar1
      @DeathTemplar1 2 года назад +64

      ​@@duyle-ej6ty Lateness caused by Australian demand on the project (that these diesel submarines could be retrofited back to nuclear one) and France not having knowledge on diesel submarines. Which was known before hand by aussie.
      Also aussie send a mail to the company and France the same day to confirm that the project could advance further and that was before they announced that they changed.
      Honnestly both Aussie and US way to handle this could have been far better. Especially when it involve messing with an allies. However i'm not saying France lateness on the contract wasn't a loss on their image.

    • @athrunzala6770
      @athrunzala6770 2 года назад +11

      @@duyle-ej6ty it is not really that .. the contract with france should be diesel because australian law prohibits nuclear proliferation ... and there was in addition to submarines a real partnership in the pacific .... the offer American allows Australia to override the law on the proliferation of weapons because the propulsion will be managed by the USA ... but the real problem in this case, in addition to destroying a contract on the sly ... is that 'an alliance created by leaving france isolated in the pacific ...

    • @duyle-ej6ty
      @duyle-ej6ty 2 года назад +5

      @@athrunzala6770 Thanks for reinstating what all the comments (including mine) said. What I pointed out was the gain the Aussie gets even if the Aussies orders the nuclear subs from france. And what's up "leaving france isolated in the pacific." They haven't been active in the pacific for decades. And in the current situation, it's EU's move, not France's move. France has given up with military and diplomatic power to the EU, at least in the pacific ocean. Of course, France still holds more power in African region.

  • @drewstaser9726
    @drewstaser9726 2 года назад +1775

    We need more UN debates because that was incredible

    • @shivas3003
      @shivas3003 2 года назад +8

      not realy funny at all ...

    • @agentlongshot7704
      @agentlongshot7704 2 года назад +6

      Agree😆

    • @shivas3003
      @shivas3003 2 года назад +6

      @Gwendolyn Williams it's funny because of the racists accents ?

    • @xpsxps1339
      @xpsxps1339 2 года назад +33

      @@shivas3003 no!
      It's pretty obvious why it's funny; Trevor showed the real motivations behind the whole situation. The accents and outfits were just cherry-picking the cake.
      It was brilliantly managed, and if you really cannot see it, Gwen is right, don't click over here.

    • @shivas3003
      @shivas3003 2 года назад +3

      @@xpsxps1339 i'm not even amused. it was painfull and cringe.

  • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
    @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 2 года назад +1335

    The 'Murican falling for the Nigerian prince scam without even blinking is too true for satire!

    • @thefirstKenpachi
      @thefirstKenpachi 2 года назад +44

      The slick way he asked for the pin🤣🤣🤣

    • @amehka5416
      @amehka5416 2 года назад +18

      Leave my Nigerian people alone.🤣🤣

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA 2 года назад +1

      Speaking from experience, Senator Cruz?

    • @lesbert2712
      @lesbert2712 2 года назад +2

      That was the best part for sure!

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 2 года назад +3

      And the guy wasn't even a prince! Or that's what we think at least... 😁

  • @lindabratsch9091
    @lindabratsch9091 2 года назад +388

    The “Inside the UN” segment was beyond brilliant !! I was wiping tears laughing so hard!

    • @mr.nobody9086
      @mr.nobody9086 2 года назад +5

      He roasted 3 billion people in 3 minutes.

    • @adamyasingh8519
      @adamyasingh8519 2 года назад +6

      how can someone find it funny??

    • @johndoe-cd9vt
      @johndoe-cd9vt 2 года назад +2

      @@adamyasingh8519 I'm french, and that story hurts me.. it's stab in the back... But yes, the video is very funny lol

  • @StrumVogel
    @StrumVogel 2 года назад +279

    “They lost a war to people who doesn’t even have WiFi!”. 😂😂😂

    • @arno7163
      @arno7163 2 года назад +4

      Was that a reference to the Vietname war, cause I don't know who they lost to?

    • @Haoooooooooran
      @Haoooooooooran 2 года назад +24

      @@arno7163 more like afganistan dude, a retreat from frontline

    • @Tourarounwarsaw
      @Tourarounwarsaw 2 года назад +8

      @@Haoooooooooran a STRATEGIC retreat. -Don't miss that part.

    • @Code_Exodus
      @Code_Exodus 2 года назад +1

      All I know mite, is a six blade doesn't lose reception.
      Big picture though they stay troops keep dying, they leave everyone gets angry. If you had to choose between your troops who are citizens with families dying or just leaving to finally end a 20 year meat grind, which button would you press? Honest answer, not some cheap joke third option.

    • @windsong3wong828
      @windsong3wong828 2 года назад +1

      Hahaha…..NO WiFi…….

  • @EnderMorningstar
    @EnderMorningstar 2 года назад +1963

    They finally brought back Trevor's accents back.

    • @lablifted2528
      @lablifted2528 2 года назад +18

      Yes! they brought back them back

    • @Stevoblues
      @Stevoblues 2 года назад +14

      And truer than true with hilarious countries cultural zeitgeist and wonderful accents ….without being offensive. Keep it up Trevor ! …within the corporate Guantanamo

    • @vic5015
      @vic5015 2 года назад +7

      Doesn't Trevor *actually* speak French?

    • @MouseWhite5
      @MouseWhite5 2 года назад +9

      I do like them very much, but I do miss his hoodies.

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 2 года назад +9

      It was the most fun. I loved the costumes too

  • @jenniferreisch478
    @jenniferreisch478 2 года назад +609

    Trevor doing everyone at the United Nations is priceless. Definitely what I needed today.

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson 2 года назад +12

      The guys is talented and skilled when it comes to dialects,.. 👍

    • @Seshikool
      @Seshikool 2 года назад +2

      He was even doing your mom....hehe

  • @IK_MK
    @IK_MK 2 года назад +50

    "Out of all the countries there, BTS has the most powerful army"
    You got me there Trevor

  • @1stMetahuman
    @1stMetahuman 2 года назад +245

    As a Nigerian, his portrayal was spot on. I watched this segment three times. Trevor needs an award just for this video. Guy's really talented.

    • @ogola7263
      @ogola7263 2 года назад +6

      He just called you Yahoo boys...... Well if it's fine with you then I gat nothing to say

    • @santino3380
      @santino3380 2 года назад +5

      It's fine with us... Even the Nigerian govt are part of the Yahoo boys

    • @freewill9971
      @freewill9971 2 года назад +3

      @@santino3380 speak for yourself boy! Stop using "us"

    • @santino3380
      @santino3380 2 года назад

      @@freewill9971 you probably haven't lived in Nigeria or just feigning ignorance which is disappointing

    • @freewill9971
      @freewill9971 2 года назад +1

      @@santino3380 from the look of your name, u definitely not yoruba or Hausa, probably Igbo or south south. I grew up in lag, finished my college education in OAU b4 relocating to the states. Stop your assumptions, it's makes u sound myopic

  • @KillerBSan
    @KillerBSan 2 года назад +82

    "they just lost a war to people who don't even have wifi" LOLOLOL

  • @mmanuel_musacheshow4549
    @mmanuel_musacheshow4549 2 года назад +369

    You caught me off guard by including Nigeria in this conversation, totally brilliant.

    • @AfricanDanceInternational
      @AfricanDanceInternational 2 года назад +2

      yes Nigeria should provide more than 4 hrs of electricity to its nation rather than banking on the generator shares, then go purchase things from usa only if necessary..

    • @stellamuthoni516
      @stellamuthoni516 2 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @baileymihajlich2052
      @baileymihajlich2052 2 года назад +7

      If you want to hear an even better Nigerian joke, just send me you bank account and PIN.

    • @williamseneka9959
      @williamseneka9959 2 года назад

      Brilliant, excellent n awesome TREVOR!

    • @davidlafleche1142
      @davidlafleche1142 2 года назад

      "Greetings! I am Prince Mubutu of Nigeria..."

  • @dionadair8195
    @dionadair8195 2 года назад +34

    "we didgeridon't give a f***" is the most Australian sentence I have ever heard.

  • @austinjoseph2881
    @austinjoseph2881 2 года назад +56

    This is by far. The BEST skit. I have ever seen in my life 😂

  • @BruceIsWild
    @BruceIsWild 2 года назад +306

    I love how his Australian accent is straight up Jim Jeffries.

    • @rasadams9034
      @rasadams9034 2 года назад +2

      Hey! Too many of em in South Africa , and they all talk like Jim Jefferies.
      Just saying.

    • @beigefox6579
      @beigefox6579 2 года назад +3

      If I was listening to this on radio, I would have sworn he featured Jim Jeffries. It was so on point.

    • @VNExperience
      @VNExperience 2 года назад

      @@rasadams9034 Haha... Too many of them in Vietnam, too, and too many of them sound like him.

  • @Hailstormful
    @Hailstormful 2 года назад +448

    Daily show writers: "So Trevor, which funny foreign accent do you wanna use on the skit tonight?"
    Trevor: "YES!"

    • @f-ckmyr0fil655
      @f-ckmyr0fil655 2 года назад

      ‘Who is there?’🍹🍸🍷🍾🍶🍵☕️

    • @f-ckmyr0fil655
      @f-ckmyr0fil655 2 года назад

      ‘Who is there?’🍹🍸🍷🍾🍶🍵☕️

    • @f-ckmyr0fil655
      @f-ckmyr0fil655 2 года назад

      ‘Who is there?’🍹🍸🍷🍾🍶🍵☕️

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 2 года назад +1

      Spam really be getting out of hand like

    • @sw5958
      @sw5958 2 года назад

      @@destituteanddecadent9106 You can report the spam, I did.

  • @saikrishnajalagam9787
    @saikrishnajalagam9787 2 года назад +80

    Can’t believe out of all the people Trevor doesn’t get it , it’s not all about the lost deal but US and France are NATO members and share their intelligence the least US could have done is to let France know it first hand And be included in the deal talk.
    This shows the how unreliable partner US can be and doesn’t inspire confidence in future.

    • @holamartin9879
      @holamartin9879 2 года назад +7

      I think he totally gets it. But he's a comedian so....

    • @Alpha1598753
      @Alpha1598753 2 года назад

      AUKUS also pushed EU nation to really consider the EU army proposal because of how it was handled

    • @dominique4700
      @dominique4700 2 года назад

      The US has no allies, they only have interests. you should never trust them

    • @peacewillprevail1
      @peacewillprevail1 2 года назад

      AUKUS also just got Scomo ousted

    • @johndoe-cd9vt
      @johndoe-cd9vt Год назад

      french guy here. I don't think the real issue was the US, it's more UK and specially Boris Johson who is able to do things like that to France. I think the idea came from him and the US just needed to be granted by Australia to send their military assets to be closer to the chinese territory.
      Australia will cry soon because she is not even close to see the color of her US submarines, it will take years and will me more expensive.

  • @jessicahall268
    @jessicahall268 2 года назад +91

    I think the French Foreign Minister deserved a nod for his stylin purple glasses. I know, I should be focused on his outrage…

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 2 года назад +1

      I saw that too

    • @guardrailbiter
      @guardrailbiter 2 года назад +3

      A nod? Are you serious? If he nodded, those purple glasses would have fallen off the tip of his nose.

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 2 года назад

      @@guardrailbiter they were hanging low, haha

    • @guardrailbiter
      @guardrailbiter 2 года назад +2

      @@Mannydamon I suspect they were held on using "fashion super glue."

    • @paestum70
      @paestum70 2 года назад +1

      LOL agree. Compare and contrast to our bozos like Jim Jordan and his trash attire... class is severely lacking on this side of the pond...

  • @thepresence365
    @thepresence365 2 года назад +384

    "We made a strategic decision not to win" 🤣🤣🤣
    My students are doing a silent write right now and this is killing me.

    • @hpjjreec6456
      @hpjjreec6456 2 года назад +21

      I read this somewhere: "The US Army doesn't run, we evacuate" 😂

    • @thedirty530
      @thedirty530 2 года назад +2

      Hahaha Pressured situations always make you want to laugh more & Trevor's accents were on point!

    • @Brendawallingbear
      @Brendawallingbear 2 года назад +2

      I plan on using that. I'm imagining a t-shirt with it:
      "I didn't lose.
      I made a strategic
      decision not to win."

    • @GeraldoluizAprendiz
      @GeraldoluizAprendiz 2 года назад

      @@hpjjreec6456 Winners don't pull out in the middle of the night...

    • @EmsiYTs
      @EmsiYTs Год назад

      This is the funniest thing I heard today

  • @yggdrasil8387
    @yggdrasil8387 2 года назад +278

    It was an old deal that’s also why France is angry. The deal was signed in 2016, France trained Australians, hired about 650 engineers on the project, etc. So the anger is understandable

    • @thehumus8688
      @thehumus8688 2 года назад +13

      the Subs is expected to be delivered in 5-6 years from now too.
      there prob incomplete one in French Dockyard looking for new buyer, now. lol

    • @coolrelaxingvideos6351
      @coolrelaxingvideos6351 2 года назад +15

      The price tag of the subs have tripled and not powerful enough to counter China’s submarines

    • @rob9853
      @rob9853 2 года назад +61

      @@coolrelaxingvideos6351 the thing is they could build nuclear submarines but Australia didn’t ask for that in the first place

    • @dominique4700
      @dominique4700 2 года назад +30

      @@coolrelaxingvideos6351 you don't have the right information at all, find out before saying anything

    • @Aramos6399
      @Aramos6399 2 года назад +29

      @S F: Stop spamming the exact same answer under all these comments over and over again.

  • @olakunlepatrick6855
    @olakunlepatrick6855 2 года назад +31

    This got me laughing. Nigeria's position is funny I didn't see that coming.

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 2 года назад +18

    “You can’t take land that isn’t yours” from the UK I love it hahahaha

  • @lindawalker1924
    @lindawalker1924 2 года назад +295

    “Look who knows geography NOW!” 🤣 This sketch is worldwide gold, man.🤩👏🌏🥇

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 2 года назад +1

      but the leader of the free world is an pensioner next week... Merkel leaves her office after 16 years..

    • @tokyomilmil
      @tokyomilmil 2 года назад

      @@Arltratlo What about leaving office has to do with prisoner??

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 2 года назад +2

      @@tokyomilmil prison... BoJo and Trump belongs into prison...

    • @leslieortenzi8875
      @leslieortenzi8875 2 года назад +2

      @@tokyomilmil *pensioner*

    • @tokyomilmil
      @tokyomilmil 2 года назад

      @@Arltratlo ‘k

  • @makepizzanotwar2608
    @makepizzanotwar2608 2 года назад +275

    Uk:"You can't just take land that doesn't belong to you"
    India:"Oh now you can't do that"
    US: Remains silent

    • @MT-eo6tq
      @MT-eo6tq 2 года назад +2

      @@SF-li9kh The African nations can say no you know.

    • @albertchen6303
      @albertchen6303 2 года назад +8

      Yes, but whenever an African president tries to do that, they mysteriously die

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26 2 года назад

      ‘Who is there?’🍹🍸🍷🍾🍶🍵☕️

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26 2 года назад

      ‘Who is there?’🍹🍸🍷🍾🍶🍵☕️

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26 2 года назад

      walk nicely and quietly🤓🧐🤭🤫🤥🤡🤠

  • @Withjoyfulsenescence
    @Withjoyfulsenescence 2 года назад +138

    “BTS probably have the most powerful army.”
    Witty Trevor..hahaha

    • @onepieceyamato2901
      @onepieceyamato2901 2 года назад

      I dont get it?

    • @ahttun200yearsago6
      @ahttun200yearsago6 2 года назад +1

      @@onepieceyamato2901 BTS fans normally call them self army

    • @renatheer
      @renatheer 2 года назад +5

      I wouldn't dare cross them, haha.

    • @smileyyy69
      @smileyyy69 2 года назад

      An army without gun🤣

    • @justthecousinoftheguywitho2337
      @justthecousinoftheguywitho2337 2 года назад +1

      @@onepieceyamato2901 BTS fans are called army and they are huuuge. I think they have more than 140 million fans or something.

  • @sophrosynemind
    @sophrosynemind 2 года назад +12

    "I will see you at the next Cricket match." 😂😂😂😂

  • @sabareesh129
    @sabareesh129 2 года назад +481

    When he's mimicking India, I am laughing so hard. Not offensive, exactly the way we speak 😅😅🤘🏽

    • @venusdourga
      @venusdourga 2 года назад +5

      😂

    • @Syiepherze
      @Syiepherze 2 года назад +12

      Legit, the accent is so on point

    • @madiam4u
      @madiam4u 2 года назад +3

      @@jahmedgilani4043 No one cares about Pakistan.

    • @TechieIshu
      @TechieIshu 2 года назад +3

      And the hypocrisy of these western nations

    • @qwerty.760
      @qwerty.760 2 года назад +3

      @@madiam4u 😥

  • @JamieNewellActress
    @JamieNewellActress 2 года назад +361

    What a brilliant sketch. PLEASE keep doing these character driven storytelling as Trevor is at his best when playing with worldwide characters. Thank you for an enjoyable news cast

    • @mikemann1960
      @mikemann1960 2 года назад +3

      France refuse to pay back African Nations for theft!

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 2 года назад

      I agree wholeheartedly!!

    • @CoreyJ0E
      @CoreyJ0E 2 года назад

      Trev kilt it!

    • @margholtz
      @margholtz 2 года назад

      He can improve on his Chinese accent. The rest is pure Trevor gold!

  • @FF2Guy
    @FF2Guy 2 года назад +34

    Trevor's impersonations are gold. I can imagine this exact scenario playing out in the UN

  • @princemalnkomo8664
    @princemalnkomo8664 2 года назад +20

    lol Trevor needs an audience, the call me by your name joke was worth a crowd

  • @andrias98
    @andrias98 2 года назад +205

    As soon as I saw the title, I was expecting to see Trevor impersonating French and Australian accents. It turned out more accents than expected !

  • @ahmedwanjugi109
    @ahmedwanjugi109 2 года назад +46

    'They just lost a war to people who don't even have WiFi'💀 what a comeback😂😂

    • @rrsaxena92
      @rrsaxena92 2 года назад +4

      They did not loose, they decided strategically not to win , after 20 years

  • @ants_in_my_eyes_johnson6844
    @ants_in_my_eyes_johnson6844 2 года назад +51

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Trevor's supreme talent with accents?

  • @phrous
    @phrous 2 года назад +7

    "People who don't have wifi" that got me

  • @JacyndaMinor
    @JacyndaMinor 2 года назад +194

    Trevor doing accents just hits different 🤷🏼‍♀️
    I’m ok with him doing all of ‘em- this is a superpower of Trevor Noah’s, exclusively.

  • @sotalife6230
    @sotalife6230 2 года назад +360

    *This was just all about rich people's insider trading speculations in arms deals* 😂

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 2 года назад +26

      “Beware the military industrial complex.” Eisenhower

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 2 года назад +7

      Sadly, probably even more true than we know.

    • @willybones3890
      @willybones3890 2 года назад +1

      Keep our high tech submarine manufacturing line open and men working....

  • @tahmiddinar6177
    @tahmiddinar6177 2 года назад +43

    The “Inside the UN” segment was beyond brilliant !

  • @dmfamzo
    @dmfamzo 2 года назад +5

    Congrats to the whole team for the brilliant sketch , imagine the switching of costumes back to back to back!!
    And Trevor doing his magic as usual.
    👏🏾👏🏾

  • @NigelBurrows
    @NigelBurrows 2 года назад +297

    That UN segment was pure gold

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 2 года назад +4

      His Chinese character sounded like Bruce Lee.

    • @denniskwan1906
      @denniskwan1906 2 года назад +14

      I cracked up so bad for the Nigerian prince

    • @megasbaladoros
      @megasbaladoros 2 года назад +12

      @@denniskwan1906 I hope he got the account number and pin as he asked 😂

    • @megasbaladoros
      @megasbaladoros 2 года назад +2

      @@Woozlewuzzleable not quite! His voice matched his mouth movement.

    • @Mighty-ue7bt
      @Mighty-ue7bt 2 года назад

      @@megasbaladoros 419

  • @NoirEtBlanc86
    @NoirEtBlanc86 2 года назад +133

    “We had to Dijuree-Do what was best for our country!” I needed that 🤣

  • @SantiagoCasas2007
    @SantiagoCasas2007 2 года назад +36

    The French guy: "I'm loyal to my 4 mistresses"

    • @edu_1710
      @edu_1710 2 года назад

      Donald Trump is not French bobalan

    • @adrianroksa7250
      @adrianroksa7250 2 года назад

      @@edu_1710 Donald trump would cheat on a dollar to make him a nickle

  • @brandonfields4927
    @brandonfields4927 2 года назад +1

    I'm just here for the impersonations. LOVE IT! Three snaps in a circle!

  • @emmettadair4015
    @emmettadair4015 2 года назад +221

    I didn’t know how much I needed Trevor Noah doing every accent there is but I definitely need it again that was fantastic😂😂😂

  • @kr15711
    @kr15711 2 года назад +171

    The UN scene was hilarious. As an Indian I could relate to the UK India banter. 'See you at the next cricket match' LOL

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 2 года назад +1

      We are so poor that we don't like making enemies.

    • @nikhilbharedwaj4198
      @nikhilbharedwaj4198 2 года назад +6

      @@SF-li9kh more like can't afford to make em

    • @biffbidderman8164
      @biffbidderman8164 2 года назад +1

      @@SF-li9kh China ?

  • @Nina-sp5nk
    @Nina-sp5nk 2 года назад +13

    I usually think that the daily show has informed and interesting positions on issues. That's why I'm particularily surprised that this particular issue isn't taken more seriously (or at all seriously).
    Ever since Obama has left office, the European-American relationship has suffered. At least in my country the entire movement of "America First" has become a reason to become less reliant on the US. Trump's positions on pretty much everything that concerned other countries was less than ideal, look at what he did with the WHO, NATO, UN and other organisations that were supposed to strengthen international coopertion.
    When his presidency came to an end, there was the consensus, that american politics change too quickly, and even if Biden were to be elected president ,we couldn't trust that he would take the global needs seriously, that he would honour treaties and agreements.
    The fact that the US has now involved themselves in an agreement they had no businnes involving themseves in, and actually forced France out of a multi-billion-dollar deal, is despicable. For me personally it shows that the US has no interest in strengthening its relationship with the EU. And it makes it very clear, that any deal involving the US is not really to be trusted. It shows that the faith the international community put on Biden's promises was wasted.
    Sure, it sounds funny, that France cancelled a Gala, but it is so much more than just a Gala.
    Obviously, this is only my opinion. I am by no means a professional. It's just what I think.

    • @marpagapal3312
      @marpagapal3312 2 года назад

      Why should America worry about Europe?
      Europeans need to actualize their views on Europe position in the world.
      It's time to realize we are irrelevant in the global scene.
      We are not the player and luckily we aren't the prize as well.
      Regarding this deal, the less financing French death industry gets the better.
      Australia is playing with fire...

  • @armaanamod
    @armaanamod 2 года назад

    This needs to be a segment forever I'm losing it 😂

  • @realTLC
    @realTLC 2 года назад +271

    Conclusion: Trevor Noah has enough talent to fill the entire UN by himself...

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea 2 года назад +2

      Yes. I really miss his pre-pandemic shows.

    • @erikserum9519
      @erikserum9519 2 года назад

      @@GladysAlicea u don't watch him now.

    • @erikserum9519
      @erikserum9519 2 года назад

      @@GladysAlicea but I would like him to have his suits back and bring live audiences back to the Late night

  • @kumonsenz4717
    @kumonsenz4717 2 года назад +138

    The last portion was such a gift. Thnx trevor!

    • @LZKS
      @LZKS 2 года назад +5

      Absolute gold.

    • @tamiko7263
      @tamiko7263 2 года назад

      It was the best part of the segment for me! Trevor is so talented!

  • @sjonm
    @sjonm 2 года назад

    that arms gesture of "fancy napkins" 😭
    😂

  • @markholton8555
    @markholton8555 2 года назад +4

    “A gala they could cancel first” Hahaha! Love it, Trevor.

  • @ryanreviews8566
    @ryanreviews8566 2 года назад +49

    UK: "I'LL SEE YOU IN OUR NEXT CRICKET MATCH"

    • @sharom1981
      @sharom1981 2 года назад +4

      India just beat England 2 - 1 in test gavakar border trophy lalala

    • @RUNWAY05
      @RUNWAY05 2 года назад

      @@sharom1981 It’s the Pataudi Trophy. Border-Gavaskar trophy is contested between India and Australia and not with England.

  • @azzamat001
    @azzamat001 2 года назад +191

    As a New Zealander, I approve of the portrayal of Australia ... especially the last few moments. lol

    • @chomlee
      @chomlee 2 года назад +3

      As an Australian living in New Zealand I couldn't hear the difference in accent or....

    • @azzamat001
      @azzamat001 2 года назад

      @@chomlee
      I was just playing into the sibling rivalry. ;)

    • @chomlee
      @chomlee 2 года назад +1

      @@azzamat001 Kia ora rā bro from Wakatu Nelson. I enjoy the rivalry and its often well deserved. Cheers!

  • @filipeventura2729
    @filipeventura2729 2 года назад

    You actually just impersonated Jim Jeffries perfectly with the Ozzy UN guy ahaha
    I was cleaning the house while listening to this and had to come check if it was him ahaha

  • @joshlouie
    @joshlouie 2 года назад +6

    And that's what you call a One Man Show! Bravo Trevor! Love all your accents! 👏😍

  • @sophialambert2616
    @sophialambert2616 2 года назад +223

    We need Trevor as the political commentator for all UN meetings from now on.

    • @fly89
      @fly89 2 года назад +4

      hear hear!

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 2 года назад

      Imagine if ppl would be watching the UN general assembly like football games 🤣

  • @steel5315
    @steel5315 2 года назад +139

    Uk:"You can't just take land that doesn't belong to you"
    India:"Oh now you can't do that"
    That got me I can't even🤣🤣

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 2 года назад +1

      UK: got you, just like I once got India 😂
      India: 😒

    • @kr15711
      @kr15711 2 года назад +3

      UK: see you at the next cricket match 🤣

    • @kingjee4341
      @kingjee4341 2 года назад +1

      israël: am i a joke to you? ヾ(థ ェ థ)ノ

    • @kingjee4341
      @kingjee4341 2 года назад

      Hong Kong: (゚⊃ω⊂゚)゚

    • @tigerlilly9038
      @tigerlilly9038 2 года назад

      Georgia 👀 Russia

  • @thecrippledpancake9455
    @thecrippledpancake9455 2 года назад +8

    The amount of effort he had to put into this…thank you Trevor.😌

  • @potatobird52
    @potatobird52 2 года назад +1

    This is easily one of your funniest yet.

  • @abbysomnia624
    @abbysomnia624 2 года назад +468

    Trevor is so unbelievably talented. His accents and the characters were all A+

    • @moonhunter9993
      @moonhunter9993 2 года назад +6

      he's awesome

    • @thedirty530
      @thedirty530 2 года назад +3

      This guys impersonations are on another level!

    • @moonhunter9993
      @moonhunter9993 2 года назад +1

      @@thedirty530 yeah, he's incredible...

    • @Redgethechemist
      @Redgethechemist 2 года назад +1

      He didn't do the Chinese accent, but mocks the French accent, I feel it's some sort of racism.

    • @Zt3v3
      @Zt3v3 2 года назад +1

      @@Redgethechemist Listen close, he did all of them. The Chinese accent was the least pronounced, I'll give you that.

  • @Aramos6399
    @Aramos6399 2 года назад +41

    There is such a big lack of research or will to tell the whole story in the US media in this submarine deal. The french anger has much more reasons than the loss of money. I guess reducing it to this point makes the US look less shabby.

    • @Aramos6399
      @Aramos6399 2 года назад +7

      @S F: What are you? A bot? I read these exact same words under several comments. What are your intentions?

    • @idalarsen2540
      @idalarsen2540 2 года назад +5

      A THOUSAND AND MORE PERCENT RIGHT!! FFS. How can anyone be surprised or even have any doubt that that's the exact truth? I mean.. c'mon. With the US's ENTIRE HISTORY, LITERALLY TO THIS VERY SECOND OF TODAY, not thinking the US is trying to minimize the reality of the massive scale of betrayal and the situation's reality is just beyond naive and ignorant. That is WHAT THEY DO. ALWAYS. They DON'T CARE about ANYTHING, no alliences, no trade deals, no agreements, no consideration for any nation or the larger, internstional implications, ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS *$$$$$.* They could care less about literally anything else. That's not even close to an overstatement.

    • @Dacre1000
      @Dacre1000 2 года назад +3

      Dont look for reserach in these shows. Believe me, i am not french, but in matters of international matters, this people aint worth spit. At least this show is kinda comedic in nature.

    • @crowrequiem3934
      @crowrequiem3934 2 года назад +2

      it's just the US media empire, news ain't for telling truths, it's for telling things ppl want to hear

    • @Aramos6399
      @Aramos6399 2 года назад +1

      @@Dacre1000 Yeah it's comedy but I found that quite often the research in comedy shows is much better than in some news shows.

  • @mfmk03569
    @mfmk03569 2 года назад +4

    Trevor think you , this will make you smile, that when a journalist asked why France had not recalled their ambassador to the UK he said the English are just the fifth wheel on the carriage and are always opportunistic we don't expect anything else from them.

  • @jnottherightone8042
    @jnottherightone8042 2 года назад +1

    The debate was hilarious and on point
    Encore!!!

  • @makeracistsafraidagain7608
    @makeracistsafraidagain7608 2 года назад +255

    That phase got me “We made strategy decision not to win.” 😂🤣😂 losers

    • @edinfific2576
      @edinfific2576 2 года назад +2

      Sounds like the Serb nationalist propaganda, they never lost battles, only made "strategic withdrawals" with a few hundred or a couple thousand dead soldiers and a shitload of weapons and ammunition left behind.

    • @GeraldoluizAprendiz
      @GeraldoluizAprendiz 2 года назад

      Winners don't pull out in the middle of the night

  • @monicaevrard5006
    @monicaevrard5006 2 года назад +48

    This was absolutely hilarious...the accents...I died😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lisamessiana1032
    @lisamessiana1032 2 года назад

    Friggin brilliant, as usual!😄🌟 Thank u, Trevor 👏

  • @ashkaunadib7638
    @ashkaunadib7638 2 года назад

    7:44
    Dude I freaking lost it when the Nigerian asked for bank information and PIN number 😂 😂 😂

  • @osvaldodomingos9041
    @osvaldodomingos9041 2 года назад +210

    I appreciate the effort put to write and to perform this skit.
    The result was hilariously amazing. Well done. 👏👏👏

  • @Ceares
    @Ceares 2 года назад +163

    best part is listening to this while doing something else and feeling like there's a room full of actors here instead of just Trevor

    • @jakemarie828
      @jakemarie828 2 года назад +2

      Agreed! You should watch it again for the costumes tho lol. He makes that cowboy mustache WERK

  • @kennedymwangi5452
    @kennedymwangi5452 2 года назад +1

    This is one of the most hilarious thing I have seen in a long time. Awesome Trevor!!

  • @gee6ix_official858
    @gee6ix_official858 2 года назад

    How on earth do you ever come with skits like this ?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Irfanhill
    @Irfanhill 2 года назад +75

    I wish we always replaced "country" by "country's government".

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea 2 года назад +5

      True, but I'm sure entire world knows that and feels same way about their country.

    • @blechtic
      @blechtic 2 года назад

      Isn't that a bit like replacing "person" by "person's brain", though?

  • @jeanclaudeq
    @jeanclaudeq 2 года назад +101

    "...we didn't lose a war. Okay? We made a strategic decision not to win."

    • @earthscrust9092
      @earthscrust9092 2 года назад +10

      Why you got this sexbot following you dude.

    • @emic2590
      @emic2590 2 года назад +2

      @@earthscrust9092 you made my day with your reaction

    • @Nomusicincluded
      @Nomusicincluded 2 года назад +1

      @@emic2590 Neither of you are the slightest bit curious "who is there?" Is this a knock knock joke, if so maybe the who is Hike.
      Also "She was surprised to find"... dishes, sticks of some sort, soda, and a buttload of alcohol? Is this what flirting is now?

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn 2 года назад

      @@earthscrust9092 I think it’s his French name that attracted them

  • @chennarajurs8898
    @chennarajurs8898 2 года назад +1

    One of the best I have seen till now from 'The Daily Show'

  • @josemakavela322
    @josemakavela322 2 года назад

    That last part am dying 😂😂😂

  • @HominidInterneticus
    @HominidInterneticus 2 года назад +131

    I wished the show were this funny more often. The skit at the end was solid.

  • @zohibali5606
    @zohibali5606 2 года назад +168

    "We made a strategic decision not to win"
    That is actually true.

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 2 года назад

      Yeah

    • @GeraldoluizAprendiz
      @GeraldoluizAprendiz 2 года назад +1

      Winners don't pull out in the middle of the night

    • @AnonymousReader-er4eg
      @AnonymousReader-er4eg 2 года назад +1

      Nah, America LOST. Defeat is often bitter.

    • @zohibali5606
      @zohibali5606 2 года назад +3

      @@AnonymousReader-er4eg what defeat ?
      American economy is still intact and Thier arms industry have made huge profits .

    • @thecomenterthecomenter5569
      @thecomenterthecomenter5569 2 года назад

      @@AnonymousReader-er4eg America didn’t lost the war. They wanted to put their priorities somewhere else.

  • @maljunior8041
    @maljunior8041 2 года назад +5

    "..we just need your banking account America...AND YOUR PIN NUMBER TOO" I see what you did there Trevor😂 man this guy's mind is something else👌🏾

  • @rekkoha11
    @rekkoha11 2 года назад +1

    His american accent straight up like DiCaprio in Django 😂

  • @Sabatuar
    @Sabatuar 2 года назад +103

    Honestly I wouldn't fault the majority of the world for being angry with the US for one reason or another at this point .

    • @cheeseonyomama
      @cheeseonyomama 2 года назад +11

      You're about... A couple hundreds years late to the club?

    • @wolfcat1998
      @wolfcat1998 2 года назад +14

      Yay, we're the new UK!

    • @lemon4087
      @lemon4087 2 года назад +2

      @@wolfcat1998 I still think people hate uk more tho! They're ignored cuz they just don't have juicy stuff

    • @nlocnil3602
      @nlocnil3602 2 года назад +6

      @@lemon4087 I doubt it. We don't hate the UK. Even as former territories, we have a mild dislike at most. We just like seeing them losing in sports. US on the other hand is breaking the hate scale

    • @cherchehacknostale
      @cherchehacknostale 2 года назад +1

      Our minister of foreign affairs said that we didn't have to recall UK ambassador because we are used to their opportunism and sneakiness. They were just following the US lead. They're higher in our bar of hated countries

  • @JK-dx4ob
    @JK-dx4ob 2 года назад +9

    The American going "why, I oughta!" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mohammed5bhai
    @mohammed5bhai 2 года назад

    This is one of the best ones u did in a while

  • @meetulsharma06
    @meetulsharma06 2 года назад

    Dude... The way you incorporated India there ... Hilarious ..!! XD

  • @Caerigna
    @Caerigna 2 года назад +14

    ok the UN spoof was the greatest thing I've seen in ages

  • @kabeyaemmamuel367
    @kabeyaemmamuel367 2 года назад +72

    That was a brilliant piece and a lot of work. Well done trevor

    • @stdev.
      @stdev. 2 года назад

      Brilliant demonstration of Trevor's talent with the accents.

  • @parsarezf2861
    @parsarezf2861 2 года назад +2

    7:04 Had me dying 😂
    "Hey buddy ! we didn't lose a war okay ? we made a strategic decision not to win"

  • @jpc7118
    @jpc7118 2 года назад

    LOL tu m'as tué... you killed me *

  • @timjanssen6846
    @timjanssen6846 2 года назад +107

    Just when you think you've seen it all, Trevor out does it all.

  • @ChiRedWhiteBlue
    @ChiRedWhiteBlue 2 года назад +32

    I love how China successfully distracted Australia with TikTok at the UN 😂

  • @raymondhendrikse6571
    @raymondhendrikse6571 2 года назад +7

    Trevor is brilliant 🤩, this must become a regular thing after every real world situation 🙏🙏🙏

    • @bilinasmini3480
      @bilinasmini3480 2 года назад

      Trevor, that was an incredible piece of work VERY well done! Wow! Now we need to have you teach Current Events class. Loved it!

  • @catalinleonida4790
    @catalinleonida4790 2 года назад

    When Nigeria got in the conversation i lost it 😄😄😄💯💯

  • @afrosoundguy3537
    @afrosoundguy3537 2 года назад +150

    The Nigerian part really got me 😂,Trevor I’m Nigerian and we all ain’t scammers 😂Biden please don’t drop your bank pin when trying to sale your subs to us 😂😂

    • @lawalhabeeb3192
      @lawalhabeeb3192 2 года назад +5

      Bad guy!
      Bank account and pin
      That means France is finished!
      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🇫🇷😂🤣😂🤣🇫🇷🤣🇫🇷🇫🇷🤣🇫🇷🤣

    • @adorahowell7223
      @adorahowell7223 2 года назад +8

      I died at the Nigerian part. Trevor is sooooo creative

    • @renobutters
      @renobutters 2 года назад +8

      I'm French and he made me laugh out loud. He's gently making fun of everyone, just so we don't get offended!
      Now remove that b&w filter! I look better in color!

    • @candor-tt8729
      @candor-tt8729 2 года назад +1

      Back off on Nigeria, Trevor!

    • @morningdew2309
      @morningdew2309 2 года назад

      I'm Zambian but the Nigerian part was the best for me plus the outfit.😗

  • @EguiulNava
    @EguiulNava 2 года назад +65

    I loved the United Nations of Noah!

  • @longinusgalaxy411
    @longinusgalaxy411 2 года назад

    Love the impersonations, Trevor. Too funny and spot on w the content as well.

  • @jerryvee3968
    @jerryvee3968 2 года назад

    Your impressions always brighten my day. XD

  • @noelpucarua2843
    @noelpucarua2843 2 года назад +34

    The really funny thing is that the submarines won't be ready until 2040.

    • @shush1506
      @shush1506 2 года назад

      What!? really?😂😂😂

  • @GOGOAKUMAN
    @GOGOAKUMAN 2 года назад +85

    This contract took 2 years of négociations between 2014 and 2016. This was also a technology sharing between both countries. They started to work on it in 2017. Since that time, Australian people have been living and working in France with their families, and French people did the same in Australia. Both countries have been involved in this business for 4 years now. You also have to remember that France is a small country, smaller than Texas. This was a 56 million € deal. This is a geopolitical major crisis. Since the Brexit, many incidents have occurred between France and Great Britain. Now, after 4 years of work and partnership on the same project, France is said that everything is canceled because the US decided to reinforce its presence in this area of the world to stand against China without even discussing it with France. The whole European Union is supporting France in this crisis, and this may change the relationships between the US and the commonwealth on one side (don't forget the Brexit) and the European Union on the other side, which used to be allies. France has been humiliated publicly and the whole work and tech transfer are already done for 4 years now have been lost. This goes far beyond 12 submarines, it's a matter of trust, geopolitical strategy, and partnership between supposed allies.

    • @elizabethanders8069
      @elizabethanders8069 2 года назад +5

      Oh Get a Grip🤨! Australia realizes that things are about to get INTENSE in the Pacific and they need to start covering their a$@ against China and North Korea🤨😉. The US and the UK has better subs, technology, and intel. Simple as that 🤨😉!

    • @dabhand6796
      @dabhand6796 2 года назад

      Maybe the recent unearthing of corruption issues, and more, on the Scorpion submarine deal between the same French company and Malaysia going back to 2002 has caused a degree of suspicion. Not unknown for large contracts involving French companies to have such a whiff about them.Oh, and I think you meant 56 billion. Would think that anyone missing out on even a minimal commission on such a sum would be rather unhappy about the loss. Possibly adding to the angst in some quarters?

    • @uncle3127
      @uncle3127 2 года назад +3

      well said

    • @inesfi66166
      @inesfi66166 2 года назад +2

      Aussie already know that chinese develop and build new toys. Hillary wondering around in the region during obama admin bc of this. And that is also why they buying the sub and the tech from franch.
      Why you need that much many of sub and the tech? if you do not have a plan to use it in the regional securities?
      Aussie breach their international agreement with franch, and now they will have nuclear military equipment.
      if ausie, uk and us wanted to act like they are the only countries in the region, man they may need to read why and how Chinese build OBOR project.

    • @ruiferreira6578
      @ruiferreira6578 2 года назад +3

      @@elizabethanders8069 if things get hot in the Pacific, China will take one day to wipe out Australia. That's not with an arm's race that Australia can do anything. It will only impoverish it self, and lose the arms race any way.

  • @mantramagix
    @mantramagix 2 года назад +1

    I love the ending!!! Your accents are amazing Trevor!!!!

  • @sherif.ghoneim
    @sherif.ghoneim 2 года назад +2

    One of the best skits in history !!!