Ranking Every Item In The Binding Of Isaac

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @mattp12
    @mattp12 3 года назад +4346

    “We’re gonna zip through these without a lot of analysis”
    *4.5 hours later*

    • @Goldfish_Vender
      @Goldfish_Vender 3 года назад +49

      tomo

    • @mattp12
      @mattp12 3 года назад +9

      @@Goldfish_Vender hello

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 года назад +13

      @@mattp12 ryuka

    • @mattp12
      @mattp12 3 года назад +7

      @@davidhong1934 RyukaJam

    • @Asdiffest
      @Asdiffest 3 года назад +47

      Because if he did do the analysis, the stream would be going to this day, Kate would have to report twitch for holding her husband hostage

  • @grandmaster5786
    @grandmaster5786 3 года назад +4801

    "I have 1000 hours experience" "oh, so did I in 2011" NL coming in absolutely icy

    • @elll300
      @elll300 3 года назад +93

      I said oof outloud lol

    • @jeremymorris6000
      @jeremymorris6000 3 года назад +24

      @@elll300 yo tambien

    • @vascr0
      @vascr0 3 года назад +144

      I fucking cackled out loud, NL is taking names and I love it

    • @daviejamessolis6851
      @daviejamessolis6851 3 года назад +87

      chat was going wild when he threw that

    • @craz107
      @craz107 3 года назад +185

      20:57 for anyone wondering

  • @tomatocurry1
    @tomatocurry1 3 года назад +8051

    NL will never do a trinket tierlist because no one in the entire universe knows what half the trinkets even do

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 3 года назад +144

      i know what all of them do

    • @joseavalos2661
      @joseavalos2661 3 года назад +991

      @@cheekybananaboy3361 *slow clap*

    • @Amoeba_Podre
      @Amoeba_Podre 3 года назад +573

      @@cheekybananaboy3361 liar

    • @benisblaster
      @benisblaster 3 года назад +220

      @@cheekybananaboy3361 tell me what equality does

    • @TheMooseOnTheLeft
      @TheMooseOnTheLeft 3 года назад +77

      @@benisblaster Why do I know what this one does off the top of my head?

  • @PierceTheHandsome
    @PierceTheHandsome 3 года назад +2872

    "i have 1000 hours of experience"
    "that's crazy, so did I, in 2011"
    The brutality of this egg

    • @LinNeTule
      @LinNeTule 3 года назад +223

      Some murders are in self-defense

    • @noahbobrow
      @noahbobrow 3 года назад +24

      Ima need a timestamp for this

    • @crawmslor5943
      @crawmslor5943 3 года назад +12

      @@noahbobrow when I find it, you'll be the first to know

    • @x10018ro
      @x10018ro 3 года назад +62

      The thing is, I have like 200 hours of experience and I feel like I know what more items do than NL, but I also might be autistic so that could be an advantage.

    • @evanrozsa
      @evanrozsa 3 года назад +72

      @@noahbobrow 20:58

  • @calummacdonald8002
    @calummacdonald8002 3 года назад +511

    @1:50:54 fun fact in an interview during a podcast Edmund mentioned he specifically added in fast bombs because his wife said she wished she could place bombs faster

    • @Revalopod
      @Revalopod 3 года назад +17

      I thought it was a community mod added via a booster pack tho

    • @micahnord1747
      @micahnord1747 3 года назад +48

      Edmund said it was for his wife in a recent interview on DanGheesling's channel

    • @Revalopod
      @Revalopod 3 года назад +5

      goose

    • @G.P.M_7
      @G.P.M_7 3 года назад +5

      Damn, doing that for his wife? What an absolute simp

    • @G.P.M_7
      @G.P.M_7 2 года назад +11

      @@3snoW_ I was being ironic. No one im their right mind would call "simp" an already married person that is only doing a cute thing for her wife

  • @pluesch.
    @pluesch. 3 года назад +1594

    "We're gonna zip through these without any analysis" - immediately starts to analyze the items. This is why I love you NL, please never change.

    • @vulpix9210
      @vulpix9210 2 года назад +13

      "thats like 240minutes, thatll take like 4 hours"

    • @Soapie710
      @Soapie710 2 года назад +2

      Dude his analysis is so incredibly half assed and *inconsistent

    • @Soapie710
      @Soapie710 2 года назад

      🤡

    • @Augdogfrogslog
      @Augdogfrogslog 2 года назад +21

      @@Soapie710 why post a emoji of yourself

    • @Frostile
      @Frostile 2 года назад +4

      @@Augdogfrogslog rekt

  • @Pyronar
    @Pyronar 3 года назад +2112

    Holy... I did not expect the tier-list arc to have this kind of season finale.

    • @halcyonacoustic7366
      @halcyonacoustic7366 3 года назад +40

      I'm sure the best is yet to come.

    • @Northernlion
      @Northernlion  3 года назад +335

      holy brsh

    • @ashark8968
      @ashark8968 3 года назад +40

      It aint over yet, the only suitable finale is a tierlist tierlist

    • @cibor07
      @cibor07 3 года назад +3

      A movie season finale not least.

    • @GexMix
      @GexMix 3 года назад +5

      Can you rank every Bond film please

  • @douglascodes
    @douglascodes 3 года назад +749

    27:00 "There's 500 items. I am not gonna explain each one. That's four hours of just explaining the items" *Narrator* It was.

    • @dasbooterror
      @dasbooterror 3 года назад +24

      eggbois comedic timing will never die

    • @gasboy122
      @gasboy122 3 года назад +3

      I will never not hear Ron Howard.

  • @cinemaburn-realtalk
    @cinemaburn-realtalk 3 года назад +1099

    Damn - my man spent 4h+ to rate every item in Binding of Isaac, before repentance came out. Now there are new items and synergies so everything changes .... we need another 6h+ video egg

    • @swordsTime
      @swordsTime 3 года назад +72

      Thanks for clearing up that this video came out before Repentance... now I don’t have to bother watching the rest of it cause half of it is wrong now XD

    • @DmmyV
      @DmmyV 3 года назад +1

      @@swordsTime yep

    • @gratefulcranegames
      @gratefulcranegames 2 года назад

      It’s unfortunate that even with many item buffs a lot of this stuff sucks

    • @WallJumpGaming
      @WallJumpGaming Год назад +7

      with all the rebalances you'd need to do this list almost every 3-4 months

    • @mechamanw668
      @mechamanw668 11 месяцев назад

      I was confused why Broken Motem was so low. Guess it was that bad pre repentance, cause I never had issues with it

  • @AskSebby
    @AskSebby 3 года назад +644

    Best part of the video: 1:59:23

    • @cry_stain
      @cry_stain 3 года назад +69

      People in chat advocating for Athame the entire time was so hilarious

    • @cartmansnipples
      @cartmansnipples 3 года назад +19

      Already knew what this was before I even clicked the timestamp. Athame had NL completely unhinged it was absolutely wonderful

    • @OshawottLuke
      @OshawottLuke 3 года назад +4

      @@cartmansnipples Exactlyy. And not just in Greed Mode, but specially in Greed Mode. It was a discount Scat Man because you essentially got half or a full heart of damage for a 15% chance of a black heart, which spawned lots of times, once for every 7 enemies killed. You could choose to take damage in a room full of enemies and get not just life but black hearts, which deal damage, or you could just get hit by something and probably get a black heart. And it was just a 1 heart container deal, I absolutely took it in every run. It was so good they nerfed it, completely eliminating the black hearts effect in Repentance, and now it's just a Maw of the Void when you take damage. NL will never experience the raw power of Athame.

    • @mangostestes9371
      @mangostestes9371 3 года назад +5

      @@OshawottLuke yeah Athame is probably won run when your playing greed mode in AB+

    • @yogurt2057
      @yogurt2057 3 года назад +5

      @@OshawottLuke It was one of the best 1 heart deal items out there. NL just never experienced it, yep. Athame on something like Super Envy is just crazy good. Almost wins the run in that spot.
      Not to mention the one advantage it had over Maw was x3 times more likely to spawn black hearts. Not saying it was better than Maw, of course.

  • @Burningpaladin1
    @Burningpaladin1 3 года назад +1297

    "And Northernlion wept, for he knew he had no more tier lists to conquer"

    • @Thefuzzion115
      @Thefuzzion115 3 года назад +82

      Every northernlion binding of Isaac episode tier list

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 года назад +23

      Don't we still have tier lists for Gungeon weapons, Indie games, NLSS members, pop bands, anime based solely on names, and socks?

    • @onceuponaban
      @onceuponaban 3 года назад +18

      ...Until March 31st, that is.

    • @williamapple7705
      @williamapple7705 3 года назад +5

      Trinkets

    • @Livestreamlurker
      @Livestreamlurker 3 года назад +6

      @@Thefuzzion115 S tier= Trainwreck
      F Tier= every other one.

  • @lukahovanec4192
    @lukahovanec4192 3 года назад +557

    14:37 - The first placement of Athame
    1:59:26 - The argument and the promise of downgrading
    2:58:47 - The final placement of Athame

    • @strangecloud2447
      @strangecloud2447 3 года назад +93

      Athame's character arc had me rolling

    • @Madhatter1781
      @Madhatter1781 3 года назад +15

      Where it belongs!

    • @x10018ro
      @x10018ro 3 года назад +30

      It's like the easiest A tier item ever, One room of flies and it spawns like 5 demon hearts. I think the egg's brain rot got to him on this one. But regardless, placing it in D is hilarious.

    • @Madhatter1781
      @Madhatter1781 3 года назад +28

      @@x10018ro Any item that incentivizes taking damage is C tier at best, change my mind. It doesn't always generate hearts, it can cause you to take bad damage on purpose and just die.
      Source: 1500 hours in Isaac

    • @x10018ro
      @x10018ro 3 года назад +22

      @@Madhatter1781 I don't care about your source 1500 hours, NL has more than all of us combined and I still disagree with him. It can turn bad damage into an upside with the damage ring alone, but see there it spawned 2 demon hearts, that's almost worth it already, potentially from a single use. If that happens two or three more times during a run, It's done dude. Who needs book of fucking revelations, if you get 10 demon hearts off Athame during a run. You'll get hit eventually anyways, so whats the fuss.

  • @cetusdf3380
    @cetusdf3380 3 года назад +2074

    the cognitive dissonance I have between my willingness to watch 90 minute movies versus watching something literally 3 times that length is absurd

    • @Thefuzzion115
      @Thefuzzion115 3 года назад +86

      I don’t understand why this happens either I’m the exact same like so many people here

    • @tgrabbit8940
      @tgrabbit8940 3 года назад +254

      I think it's because when you decide to watch a movie you have to commit to pay close attention to it so that you get immersed in what is, most of the time, an unfamiliar world/setting. This is a lot easier to digest, more familiar and you even have the possibility to watch it on and off without losing enjoyment. That's how it is for me.

    • @Livestreamlurker
      @Livestreamlurker 3 года назад +86

      @@tgrabbit8940 I just don't like the high emotional cost that comes with a lot of movies and tv shows. This is just super chill. No emotional cost whatsoever.

    • @elijahamgast
      @elijahamgast 3 года назад +27

      @@tgrabbit8940 ur brain is enormous

    • @rexstil
      @rexstil 3 года назад +9

      This is far more artful

  • @johngleeman8347
    @johngleeman8347 3 года назад +530

    The Athame Lobbying Association was struck a great blow this day.

    • @oozekip
      @oozekip 3 года назад +49

      The single greatest attack against athame in history up until that point, topped only by the Great Athame Nerf of Q2 2021.

    • @beyazsapka3863
      @beyazsapka3863 3 года назад +3

      @@oozekip how did they nerf it ? I am not going devil deals that often since repentance so i haven't tried it yet.

    • @delz5863
      @delz5863 3 года назад +4

      @@beyazsapka3863 No more black hearts

    • @beyazsapka3863
      @beyazsapka3863 3 года назад +22

      @@delz5863 Why the fuck did they do it to athame too. I can understand why maw of the void couldn't drop black hearts anymore but athame ? It sucks even more now.

    • @delz5863
      @delz5863 3 года назад +1

      @@beyazsapka3863 Yeah, it made no sense really

  • @puffpastri
    @puffpastri 3 года назад +454

    3:23:51 NL runs out of batteries

    • @Person-lc6qm
      @Person-lc6qm 3 года назад +19

      sounds like my nokia when i turn on vibrations

    • @michaelkopriva4131
      @michaelkopriva4131 3 года назад +12

      That sounded so robotic

    • @DQBlizzard_
      @DQBlizzard_ 3 года назад +5

      Dial up

    • @mayamelodyegg1607
      @mayamelodyegg1607 3 года назад +7

      how the fuck does a human make a noise like that. what the hell

    • @pablonchas
      @pablonchas 3 года назад +2

      @@mayamelodyegg1607 You see, northernlion is actually a cyborg sent from the future to do let's plays.

  • @knightofawesome100
    @knightofawesome100 3 года назад +1271

    Finally, the esports giant NLs magnum opus. This will be like watching the Mona Lisa being painted by Da Vinky himself

  • @dylandearinger2692
    @dylandearinger2692 3 года назад +1727

    “I have 1000 hours of experience”
    “So did I... In 2011”
    Brutal

  • @not_ryuka
    @not_ryuka 3 года назад +1049

    “oops, i forgot to press record”

    • @TheGreatPurpleFerret
      @TheGreatPurpleFerret 3 года назад +41

      Would be a funny bit but he streamed it and twitch export is actually decent now

    • @SadeceAtakan
      @SadeceAtakan 3 года назад +80

      Imagine this wasn't a stream and he forgot to press record. 4 hours and 30 minutes of NL explaining and reasoning the items for himself.

    • @Northernlion
      @Northernlion  3 года назад +574

      scary stories in six words

  • @TheCptAnthony
    @TheCptAnthony 3 года назад +236

    "Welcome to the D-tier" has to be the NL Chess Bot's catchphrase before he sends his queen on a suicide mission to smash yours.

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 3 года назад +5

      Welcome to the D-tier
      We've got fun and anemia

  • @Whatthetrash
    @Whatthetrash 3 года назад +180

    I've actually watched this entire thing more than once. It's weird. It really doesn't *feel* that long. It's very cool to hear NL wax poetic about literally every single item in the game - like a lifetime of experience has prepared him for this moment. Very cool video indeed. :)

  • @gman9mm1
    @gman9mm1 3 года назад +240

    "We're gonna zip through these." *Looks at timestamp* Something tells me that's not gonna be the case. :P

  • @QuietHerbivore
    @QuietHerbivore 3 года назад +358

    4hrs and 30mins, must be a speed run.

  • @arek.mp4
    @arek.mp4 3 года назад +690

    can someone smarter than me make a mod out of this that always shows the eggrank above the item pedestal?

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 3 года назад +117

      And while we're at it, remove d tier items and make run ruining items the inverse of the "special" category. Once you see one, you don't see any others.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 года назад +65

      @@MajorasWrath1 This is an ascended idea for an Isaac overhaul mod and I'm here for it.

    • @RetsamX
      @RetsamX 3 года назад +5

      Here in case this actually happens

    • @OneSpikeyGuy
      @OneSpikeyGuy 3 года назад +1

      Commenting incase it happens

    • @cheekym8init
      @cheekym8init 3 года назад

      Comment in case it happens

  • @Jaypoke1
    @Jaypoke1 3 года назад +125

    If you're looking for a specific take on an item here's timestamps for when he gets to that part of the alphabet
    1-9 0:00
    A 3:00
    B 15:35
    C 53:24
    D 1:15:18
    EF 1:38:25
    GH 1:57:50
    IJ 2:19:03
    KL 2:26:35
    "Lil" 2:35:30
    MN 2:52:32
    OP 3:20:15
    RST 3:32:10
    "The" 4:02:38
    U-Z 4:22:24

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 3 года назад +4

      Bless you

    • @InsertFunnyThingHere
      @InsertFunnyThingHere 2 года назад +3

      Classic alphabet, 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKL"Lil"MNOPRST"The"UVWXYZ

    • @aprilmichel7816
      @aprilmichel7816 2 года назад +1

      Thank you! This made looking for that one item much easier!

  • @dog1783
    @dog1783 3 года назад +366

    IV Bag: “C doesn’t stand for situational, this is A tier when you can use it”
    Libra: “I’ll put it in C tier, which is our catch-all for situational items”
    No one caught the most masterful troll of them all

    • @DJ_RH
      @DJ_RH 2 года назад +8

      Libra can ruin your synergy if blind-picked

    • @oozekip
      @oozekip 2 года назад +12

      IV bag is situationally useful, but it's pretty easy to actually make it good. Libra is much harder to make work, and in the wrong circumstances can be really bad.

  • @alierk542
    @alierk542 3 года назад +199

    Waiting for the day luna goes out of her mind seeing blue babys only friend was put in b tier when it singlehandedly gave NL the win in ultrahard

  • @natevillemez2416
    @natevillemez2416 3 года назад +322

    The fact that he has an item that just gives you spectral tears above continuum shows just how much he hates range upgrades

  • @delongchen7656
    @delongchen7656 3 года назад +277

    I think we've reached it...
    The ultimate pog, nothing can outdo this

    • @chandler1684
      @chandler1684 3 года назад +16

      Even when you think he reached max pog, he goes past his limit and delivers more pog than ever

    • @sjsharks0510
      @sjsharks0510 3 года назад +11

      I had thought that Family Feud was maximum pog. And then he releases Schlag Den Star

    • @chandler1684
      @chandler1684 3 года назад +5

      @Bungee pog just means something good

  • @jellevm
    @jellevm 3 года назад +137

    3:51:00 "I'm starting to realize how meaningless my life is, how much time I've put into this game."
    It took almost 4 hours, but doing this finally made him lose it.

  • @necromax13
    @necromax13 3 года назад +123

    I'm telling my kids that this was Snyder's Justice League.

  • @braedencroft6202
    @braedencroft6202 3 года назад +193

    "That would take like 4 hours"
    *Looks at video length*
    Poggers dude

  • @SOSASyoungin
    @SOSASyoungin 3 года назад +70

    When you played that German game show game, I said that was the greatest content you ever made. That was quickly surpassed.

    • @RetsamX
      @RetsamX 3 года назад +11

      As a german, that video can't top any isaac tier list he is ever going to make :D Especially this one.

    • @ddp9381
      @ddp9381 3 года назад +7

      @Shadow - BS who hurt you

  • @tzhao8369
    @tzhao8369 3 года назад +97

    he says "this is the most important video" on every tier list but this is truly the most important video

  • @THI4F
    @THI4F 3 года назад +170

    When grandma starts getting a little too senile and shits everywhere: 1:43:37

    • @AHaloway
      @AHaloway 3 года назад +14

      I want you to know that I find this to be the funniest youtube comment of all time.

    • @RADZina
      @RADZina 3 года назад +5

      i'm not ready to sit down and watch this whole thing atm so i've been scrolling through comments for random timestamps and i did a whole SPITTAKE at this one, incredible

    • @facundokuttel9935
      @facundokuttel9935 3 года назад +3

      Wow this is s tier comedy right here

    • @allypearlman5569
      @allypearlman5569 3 года назад +3

      Fuck thats funny

    • @technocarp
      @technocarp 3 года назад +3

      W

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy 3 года назад +72

    27:00 "I'm not gonna explain what all the items do. [...] That's *4* HOURS just explaining items."
    Imagine that.

  • @paulovictorsilvaferreira7824
    @paulovictorsilvaferreira7824 3 года назад +114

    Enele flexing his 18 thousand hours in the binding of isaac when chat disagrees with him is what I'm here for

  • @seanfield9172
    @seanfield9172 3 года назад +362

    Oh my God, he's acquired all the infinity stones and now he's chosen to snap!

  • @ikhsanul1274
    @ikhsanul1274 3 года назад +60

    Please upload this to spotify, I need it.

    • @namenameson6722
      @namenameson6722 3 года назад +5

      If you get an app like RUclips v anced (without the space), you can watch it with the screen off no problem

  • @sarexui634
    @sarexui634 3 года назад +22

    20:57
    MY BOY NL WAS NOT F-ING AROUND

  • @greatbrandini3967
    @greatbrandini3967 3 года назад +25

    My favorite part aside from the Athame rant was definitely when NL rated Broken Modem as a run ruining item, proceeds to exactly describe Broken Stopwatch as why it's bad, sees Broken Stopwatch, realizes he mixed the 2 items up, then proceeds to rank Broken Stopwatch as D tier. The Egg has been scrambled by broken items

  • @MrTempestilence
    @MrTempestilence 3 года назад +86

    4 hours and 30 minutes of PURE POG

  • @lucasmoraishenrique
    @lucasmoraishenrique 3 года назад +99

    Let’s follow it up with a no stats or items Isaac run that takes 4hr and 30 min.

  • @cutetrapayaya5332
    @cutetrapayaya5332 3 года назад +201

    Ill watch it on half the speed so I can Pog for 9 hours straight.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 года назад +13

      based and eggpilled

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 года назад +4

      this is the most honorable thing I have ever heard

    • @sethmurrin5273
      @sethmurrin5273 3 года назад

      I tried 0.5 and he actually sounds drunk hahaha

  • @jaredprovost2002
    @jaredprovost2002 3 года назад +17

    3:38:20 "I mean, if you wanna split hairs, which has never been my strong suit" *looks directly at camera* oh NL, always impeccable wit

  • @user-yf6ki3od7f
    @user-yf6ki3od7f 3 года назад +127

    "There's some irony here, I don't think this item [Blood Rights] is actually ever C. I think it's exclusively D, A, B or S"
    Blood Rights is a DABS item confirmed

  • @cooraa
    @cooraa 3 года назад +257

    He's actually gone mad. 4,5 hours ranking items from a video game. Analysing every. single. item. I've never respected and feared a man this much before.

    • @bot01020
      @bot01020 2 года назад

      I think it’s because he’s also having fun doing them

  • @EveloGrave
    @EveloGrave 3 года назад +45

    "Ill watch this before I get lunch"
    "Nevermind I'll eat lunch and dinner while I watch this."

  • @JacobieC
    @JacobieC Год назад +11

    I think Cancer is almost a run-winning item. Three spirit hearts is huge AND wafer effect is one of the best thing you can have in the late game. It's the difference between taking 12 hits to die on Delerium versus taking 23 hits after it procs.

  • @TheFireHawkDelta
    @TheFireHawkDelta 3 года назад +54

    Take a shot every time NL says they added 10,000 items that do nothing. I wonder what a post-Repentence list will look like a year from now, now that they've added more items like eye drops and stapler.

    • @dablux3892
      @dablux3892 3 года назад +8

      To be fair eye drops is actually kinda unique, it's not a flat tears up, it only increaes the fire rate in one eye.

  • @tessaw129
    @tessaw129 3 года назад +50

    Whoever made this tier list is the real hero

  • @Korm
    @Korm 3 года назад +194

    Mom - "Ok, just one more video before bed"
    Me -

  • @Spirelord
    @Spirelord 3 года назад +139

    Waiting for the comment that timestamps his analysis for every single item

    • @camu_michh
      @camu_michh 3 года назад +6

      that is straight up insane.

  • @samvargas3825
    @samvargas3825 7 месяцев назад +3

    I would love to see this list updated, two reasons one I could listen to NL talk for hours two much has changed

  • @CargoCommando
    @CargoCommando 3 года назад +8

    out of everything that should piss me off about this video, the one thing that does is the fact that Continuum (Spectral + Range + Recursive) is in D while Ouija Board (Spectral and *FUCKING NOTHING ELSE* at all) is in C tier above it.

  • @worms1244
    @worms1244 3 года назад +11

    Absolutely legendary. Following a youtuber for 10 years has finally paid off

  • @RugsRabbit
    @RugsRabbit 3 года назад +145

    This joke has been beat to death but it's most appropriate here. We're on a new plane of career genocide.

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat 3 года назад +29

    I hope he tries a "run ruining item only" run at some point!

    • @rudrod95_41
      @rudrod95_41 3 года назад +9

      Ed is gonna make it a last minute challenge haha

    • @RetsamX
      @RetsamX 3 года назад +6

      @@rudrod95_41
      Everything to postpone the release :(

    • @yoissy
      @yoissy 3 года назад +2

      Repentance be like

  • @killerorange1
    @killerorange1 3 года назад +61

    NL: “when you zoom out like that it looks like we’re almost done.”
    Also NL: Has three hours left in the video

  • @Assasyr
    @Assasyr 3 года назад +35

    3:23:51 Nl officially confirmed to be an old dial-up modem

  • @g7parsh
    @g7parsh 3 года назад +72

    "Im not gonna explain what every item does, that'll take 4 hours at 30 seconds an item"

    • @pkmkb1
      @pkmkb1 3 года назад

      Tea was fantastic

  • @ObeseWizard
    @ObeseWizard 3 года назад +104

    He's actually done it

  • @anodomaniD
    @anodomaniD 3 года назад +44

    1:59:23 Athame rant is gold

  • @Ch4rmander
    @Ch4rmander 3 года назад +23

    NL's idea of Glass Cannon returning your HP after finishing the room is actually really good, then it would be a cool item to use

  • @MeinzeBrouwer
    @MeinzeBrouwer 3 года назад +41

    This man makes the 4,5 hour effort to talk about his opinion on every. single. item. in a game, and proceeds to not make the 5 minute effort to cut out the bathroom break. Honestly it's why I love the man, he's got his priorities in order.

  • @mod3no
    @mod3no 3 года назад +61

    This one's going into the history books

  • @sonofhades57
    @sonofhades57 3 года назад +39

    "I'm not gonna spend like, 4 hours explaining what every item does!" Right, you're actually going to spend four and a half hours doing it.

  • @vortex_master
    @vortex_master 3 года назад +13

    After all these damn years... This is what I've been watching tens of thousands of hours of Isaac for. I like it when Egg talks Isaac, as good as the anecdotes are.

  • @Breezeezee
    @Breezeezee 3 года назад +34

    The "you can die with infinite money in your pocket" for Isaac's heart really got me. Truly pogged out of my gourd for this

  • @shrimpstance
    @shrimpstance 3 года назад +6

    i already know im gonna be rewatching this countless times in the next couple of years

  • @williambibens4508
    @williambibens4508 3 года назад +30

    OOOH BABY THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR. THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT

  • @shushupyounaughtyminx4832
    @shushupyounaughtyminx4832 3 года назад +37

    The Athame arc was incredible.

  • @Grumblecakes15
    @Grumblecakes15 3 года назад +15

    With flawless Isaac item ranking, NL has truly ascended to his planar form. I WAS HERE!!!

  • @engo7422
    @engo7422 3 года назад +68

    “I have 1000 hours of experience” “That’s crazy, so did I back in 2011.” God DAMN

  • @Sickmmaner
    @Sickmmaner 3 года назад +11

    *Timestamps in alphabetical order!*
    Numbers: 0:00
    A: 2:59
    B: 15:37
    C: 53:22
    D: 1:15:19
    E: 1:38:24
    F: 1:49:13
    G: 1:57:50
    H: 2:11:00
    I: 2:19:03
    J: 2:23:08
    K: 2:26:38
    L: 2:30:47
    M: 2:52:32
    N: 3:18:11
    O: 3:20:14
    P: 3:21:44
    Q: No items that start with Q
    R: 3:32:10
    S: 3:37:24
    T: 3:58:40 (Every item that starts with "The", like "The D6, The Inner Eye" is in here, so this is a long section)
    U: 4:22:24
    V: 4:23:45
    W: 4:25:50
    X, Y, Z: 4:29:09

  • @quadconjures
    @quadconjures 3 года назад +10

    alright I've been kind of tuned out of the NL content stream lately but this is worth a watch for nostalgia

    • @taylorcallizo1355
      @taylorcallizo1355 3 года назад +1

      same his twitch format sucks compared to his youtube stuff but this stuff is amazing

  • @saprious
    @saprious 3 года назад +34

    "Can I watch one last video before my execution?"

  • @reksfilms8187
    @reksfilms8187 3 года назад +15

    almost ten years in the making lol, here's to another decade of pog

  • @darkbeetlebot
    @darkbeetlebot 3 года назад +29

    "oh this should be inter---"
    *sees video length*
    "holy mother of god."

  • @olleekenberg
    @olleekenberg 3 года назад +3

    I loved this video with all of my heart. I've watched it in bursts while driving to work, cooking, sleeping, e.t.c. Very good rambling. Thank you NL for this dedicated high quality content. four and a half hours of continuous talk is a long time and effort.

  • @Nebuslob
    @Nebuslob 3 года назад +4

    NL, thank you so much for your content over the years, been loving the recent changes and totally pogging up for all the variety.

  • @nintoforgi
    @nintoforgi 3 года назад +13

    54:38 I always love it when Ryan breaks out the IMAX camera, really enhances the grandeur of the actions set pieces in his tier lists

  • @zachdig4067
    @zachdig4067 3 года назад +36

    I'd love to see sinvicta react to this

    • @rudrod95_41
      @rudrod95_41 3 года назад +5

      Oh god that's like 15 videos

  • @hamachibeans4471
    @hamachibeans4471 2 года назад +7

    Northernlion in relation to eden’s blessing: Sure, you could start with isaac’s heart. What? Are you afraid of a good time?
    Also northernlion: isaac’s heart? Run ruining and we’re not even gonna talk about it
    Oh, what northernlion? Are you afraid of a good time?

  • @PigMan161
    @PigMan161 3 года назад +50

    I swear to god if Dry Baby isn’t in “Won Run”

    • @SanctuaryADO
      @SanctuaryADO 3 года назад +7

      Have you sworn to God yet

    • @Pete--
      @Pete-- 3 года назад +1

      He put fart baby in D, despite it having almost the exact same utility with a worse effect.

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot 3 года назад +1

      @@Pete-- you must have not seen the iconic dry baby run

  • @lukaf5
    @lukaf5 3 года назад +32

    "Old NL would wanna fight you."
    "Yea, and Old NL would lose. I would've bent him in half the wrong way and threw him in a dumpster. With a 100% authority."
    Damn, NL takes no shit, even from himself.
    1:25:10

    • @Luke_Barz
      @Luke_Barz 3 года назад +2

      Dad strength coming through

  • @Mohgenstein
    @Mohgenstein 3 года назад +16

    This is the My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy of Tier List

  • @Infinitystones83831
    @Infinitystones83831 3 года назад +5

    I watch this every night and use your soothing voice to go to sleep. Thank you NL. You keep me nightmare free.

  • @MrUrbnGamr
    @MrUrbnGamr 3 года назад +7

    over a decade of pog has culminated into this marathon of a tier list

  • @samvankan6060
    @samvankan6060 3 года назад +31

    "Old NL would fight you" "yeah and old NL would lose" absolute gold

  • @quadconjures
    @quadconjures 3 года назад +14

    "That's four hours just explaining the items" -looks at video length-

  • @grabbag9287
    @grabbag9287 3 года назад +10

    "Welcome to the Smile tier." Fantastic content as always NL.

  • @UnknownTrev
    @UnknownTrev 3 года назад +12

    Playback Speed 2x is making NL seem like he’s an insane man

  • @aidantaylor3324
    @aidantaylor3324 3 года назад +8

    Athame is a won run item that suffers from only appearing when the run is won anyway and NL not knowing it drops WAY more demon hearts than maw of the void. Compost was also done a little dirty (haha) because it's way more consistently game winning than he thinks but it's also probably a little boring to stock batteries on a floor and then never worry again.

  • @aaztral19
    @aaztral19 3 года назад +5

    Eve’s Mascara is the must underrated item ever, its the only damage multiplier that doesn’t affect other multiplier items like sacred heart or magic mushroom, its just a permanent Crown of Light. Sure the first floors are painful but it’s worth it

  • @Kilroyan
    @Kilroyan 3 года назад +19

    Man, the baby visiting at the end of this omega-length tier list about NL's most iconic game gave me some serious feels. It's been one heck of a decade man. I seriously appreciate the company.

  • @GeorgesVTV
    @GeorgesVTV 3 года назад +75

    Nl was right about 70% of the items being useless and now he has proof

  • @reidcacaro2919
    @reidcacaro2919 3 года назад +5

    Great video man especially when the usefulness of items in Issac is very dependent on the context of the run Other than some of straight stat upgrades

  • @celestialciel3774
    @celestialciel3774 3 года назад +47

    When he started yelling about crooked penny I was absolutely dying

    • @terbentur2943
      @terbentur2943 3 года назад +1

      I agree with him though. It's not 50 % like hell no

  • @Wertsir
    @Wertsir 3 года назад +6

    I never thought I’d be this hyped for a 4.5 hour long tier list. But here we are.

  • @LiteralApe
    @LiteralApe 3 года назад +8

    just bought isaac after years of watching, tier lists helps a lot

    • @boch2411
      @boch2411 3 года назад +2

      idk if youve watched for years shouldn't ya have innate knowledge of every item already

    • @nathanielcassim
      @nathanielcassim 3 года назад +2

      This tier list should help yeah, but it isn’t definitive or anything. You should try to experiment more based on your own playstyle

    • @LiteralApe
      @LiteralApe 3 года назад

      @@boch2411 lol yea