Why Modern Medicine Is Ridiculous
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- The Pub Landlord looks at why modern medicine is ridiculous and why penicillin could only be invented in the UK.
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For a real laugh, turn on the closed captioning to see the hopeless efforts of a Google transcriber trying to make sense of his accent.
Brent Pulford - Thanks. I laughed all over again!
Brent Pulford Thats quality😂😂
It's so hopelessly inaccurate it makes me wonder what is the point of having that facility at all. I think it's auto-generated, though, rather than being a human transcriber.
One day when Google Translate is capable of cracking any language, it will never figure out Welsh.
Not a plague, THE PLAGUE. Not shamus‘ plague, THE PLAGUE!
Captions got it as: it’s right hey ride ride notes turning his body and the shyness is paid 😂
Teacher: Okay class today we'll be talking about the discovery of medicine.
Entire class: A piece o' MOULD on a facking plate!
Teacher: 0-0
😂
L key stuck.. started churning out yards of Welsh... terrifying....🤣🤣🤣
Were the natives and we speak the native language end of.
Al Murray is great, makes me proud to be British, cheers fella, as usual, great routine.
Seems like someone doesn't quite get irony. Unless this is some kind of double irony I'm not getting.
Hear! Hear!
@@simonpryor877 it is! He shouldnt be watching if not...
@@simonpryor877 Obviously part of being British it taking the piss out of ourselves for a laugh.
You understand that the Pub Landlord's entire premise is making fun of exactly the kind of thing you just said.
This, this is british humour at its finest.
Absolutely class!
Rewatching this during the current plague... loving this!
you mean economic reset 🤦🏻♂️
New man French-based ponce-derived thinking.
Brilliant!
Hahahhahha Fuck that was gold!!!!
stepping over the trepanation corpse to carry on the point. GOLD.
...snapoutofit....
They laugh, but hes talking about 90% of people in that room
If you cant laugh at yourself you are lost
@@barniestormer6698 Even more true.
@@barniestormer6698like my nan always said, "if you cant laugh at yourself, you're missing out on a good joke"
He’s still hilarious!
Poorly at breakfast,dead at tea time 🤣
and buried before sundown.....getting sick in India during the Raj
Al Murray is pure comedy genius, and in this day and age, he remains unsurpassed. Those little comedy tangents, like the letter 'L' in this video, are so cleverly woven into the story, you gotta give the guy credit.
The ones that don't find it funny, don't understand it. "it's that simple"
A incredibly intellectual man who has shown his genius through comedy
Try Georg Carlin
Yo, please put this guy in charge of the world.
Imagine doctors and politicians announcing this as the cure for COVID-19 😂
Government Guidelines: GET OVER IT!!!
This didn't age well 🤦♂️
It would have been better advice than what actually went down. Easy in hindsight, I know.
*laughs with corona virus*
In the old days you'd SNAP OUT OF IT!!
😂
Alexander Fleming 😂😂 between bond books and inventing penicillin
What a fertile mind this man has.
Poorly at breakfast, dead by tea. Legend. 😂😂😂
Al Murray needs to be put in the hall of fame......absolute legend
So un PC - fantastic!!
When the audience took him home, I howled! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Thanks for uploading all these on the official channel, lots of jokes I've missed out on as I'm sure the full shows aren't really available anywhere here in Finland ^^
Mate. I moved from London to Finland a few months ago, it’s sooo hard to get British comedy here :(
@@bradderzzw8244 I've lived here always but the comedy is top notch all the same :D
"one day I'll make my money on the food".. kisses the pint. Went right over their heads 😂
Al 'the point is this' Murray...
Then 2020 happened.
To a "yank" this is like listening to a foreign language . I can't understand him. The close captioning is hilarious.
...and completely, utterly misleadingly, uselessly inaccurate.
Well, the cc is based on americanese. Don't fret, after living in the UK for over a decade, I can only understand 90%.
Well, now that I think about it, that also means that it is your mother tongue, and my second (third?) language... so... do fret? :) or... rather... SNAP OUT OF IT! :D
Rauminen so many people with psychosis on RUclips
@@rauminen4167 Wow, as soon as I read the last words of your comment he yelled out at the exact same thing😂 gave me a bit of a shock haha.
John Cain I doubt you can’t understand him, if you can’t you must be very insular
3:54 - so subtle...
New man Ponce based thinking.
I’m laughing at this & there’s an ad on my feed for medical negligence solicitors. Oh the irony. 😂
...or as we yanks say, ambulance chasers lol
Brilliant! Time for another DVD Al! This is perfect comedy! Should carry a heath warning as I uncontrollably PMSL!
al murray reminds me so much of dave allen in the way he can relate a story and have u picture it especially about everyday things and concepts we take for granted, thats pure genius story telling that is and we need more of it
Loved it where he gave the Scottish poet Alexander Fleming acknowledgment!
guy/gal: gets down with covid.
Al Murray:snap out of it snap out of it !!
"The L key got stuck down, started churning out yards of Welsh"
Fucking hell haha
The comic that inspired the way I present myself in comedy, absolutely incredible patter 👌
12 people here that should get THE Plague...
mike damon That’s after the spike up the arse !
The plage was a great judge of character and the same as the RD.
He's an illnessaphobe,and I hate him. I have ADHD and it's wicked people like him that stop me getting what I want.
Al Murray, one of the best , and clever too !! ,keep rockin al 👍👍👍👍
1:54 - must have touched a nerve with a lot of the hating snowflakes on here! snap out of it!
Young people are capable of understanding satire, and you realise the joke of the Al Murray character is that he's bigoted and spouts nationalist nonsense, no one is taking him seriously, he's not doing a Ted Talk.
I know it's about having a good laugh but it's also true. Great video thanks for sharing 👍
2020, Plague is back! I caught it last week, but I walked it off.
I always love him when he manages to Segway himself into fucking with the French 😂😂😂😂😂
Just what we need in these troubled times.
Common sense answers for common sense people! (etc.)
To see the reactions 'common sense' people mistakenly going to one of The Guv's shows is maybe funnier than the main act.
But Al spots them and they become integral to the show.
Still got my FUKP Tshirt!
Anyone know if Al is still doing comedy. I have heard he has been doing other acting lately.
He is doing a pub quiz show called "Al Murray's Pub Quiz" as far as I know
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Me: *waiting for my turn for the covid vaccine*
The captions for this are so funny poor google
Damn ! the last line was the best ! 💓 bwahaha
Yards of Welsh is an underrated part of this
That’s not incoherent bellowing. He’s screaming ‘snap out of it’. You’re welcome.
Please forgive our American cousins in the comments...they don't know any better 😉
👍👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Peter James Eastham you have a FACKIN beautiful British name
@@christophercook723 yeah 9/11?
That's 9th of November!
Good British name!
Poorly by breakfast - dead by the tea ... proppa 🙃
BEERS WILL CURE EVERYTHING
True patriot we need more of these as long as his ideologies align with his act we could have another Churchill on out hands
Danny Willow it’s a satirical act; he’s making fun of people who think like this...
@@MynameisTMP-
I'm not sure thats what hes doing. From my prespective, one the greatest things about comedy its one of many frontlines of speech. You have the chance to introduce topics of coversation that would otherwise be considered "taboo". If you're familiar with a lot of his material one could make the inference that its more than likely he believes what hes saying, or at least has the nerve to question what everyone is lectured to accept.
He was a staunch remainer during the EU referendum. Just goes to show how good his act is.
He's taking the piss out of those who admire the landlord's mode of thinking.
So basically he's just George Carlin
but English, louder and balder.
Not even remotely close Sergio. This guy is an privately schooled ( at a "public school" which means you just have to have enough money to pay the fees ) Oxford graduate descended from some quite notable people who satirizes the ignorant English bigot of the kind that votes Conservative and hates almost everybody. Carlin wasn't portraying a character and was more of a vicious critic of society in a quite direct manner. I would say that the Colbert Report was a closer equivalent insofar as it is a parody. There are a lot of bigots like "Pub Landlord" in the UK and their other professions of choice are taxi driver or any of the construction trades.
@@errcoche your snobbyness is the reason why us on the left struggle so much to get into power
Watching the plague bit in 2020 mid-pandemic.... Rofl xD
this hits different in 2020
Top class is Al Murray. Very clever too. Comedy genius , only surpassed by Kevin Bridges. Different styles though to be fair.
Superb 👌
Pretty sure he actually believes the opposite to what his character portrays.
Slashley gibbins he was on a Ted talk, he acts differently there, but still funny
well obviously, it wouldnt be a joke otherwise :P
We call it irony in these parts, unfortunately so many people think he's a real working class pub landlord.
Ze British like mouldy cheese, they have an obsession with mould.
How Do I Make RUclips Captions Understand What Al is Saying?
What's your thoughts on the coronavirus and the government shutting all the pubs, Al ???
They should SNAP AAAR OF AT
As a 17 year old I agree 😂😂😂
“He’d’ov washed those f***ing plates up!!” 😂
i love when someone teaching serious topic but inserting swear words and insults every 5 mins
This a slap head a think he funny. He a no funny. I no understand what he a saying. Why he no speak a proper English.
He is hilarious.
Very British humour, Excellent !.
Think with your lungs 😂
He sounds like Harry enfield, Loads of money. Bosh!
Wtf did he say 🤔
"I for one emerged unscathed" lol
I love this guy.
new man French based ponce drrived thinking
Fleming didn't invent antibiotics he discovered them but Otzi the iceman was carrying a leather purse containing beech fungus an antibiotic.
Cornavirus.......
SNAP OUTTA IT !!!!!!
To be fair this is an "old fashioned" disease
Love the Harvester joke. :-)
David Elliott e
Incredible Al Murray.
Legend!!!
A piece of mould and a fucking plate
A piece a mould on a fackin plate
Fleming used Scottish thinking mate !
Is that possible when one is out of one's head on heroin and shortbread?
@@Myrddin1955 lol,no mate,he was on deep fried mars bars at the time
British thinking has wholemeal bread. 1950's working class America has white bread.
Why does anyone fink 'ee used a London accent, for this character!??
Coz our phraseology , and ability to rise and fall in a sen'anc, is FUCKIN FUNNEEE!! now keep up.
Al for Prime Minister with Jethro, Peter Kay, Jim Davidson and Bob Mortimer in his cabinet. What a wonderful world we would be living in!
Jim Davidson for Home Secretary.
Billy Connolly for Foreign Secretary.
You do realise the whole point of the Pub Landlord is to take the piss out of the sort of attitude that Jim Davidson has.
They will still shaft you 🤔🇬🇧
THE PLAGUE IS GONNA KILL YOU: (illnesses aren’t bad now) me watching in 2020, “Yh but corona” me: looks at date, 1 year ago ahhhhh okay
Carnivore cures all.
Uploaded Nov 2019
The better days, when the worst was man flu
Oof
IRONIC---INNIT? 3 MONTHS AFTER THIS UPLOAD, MILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD HAVE DIED FROM A PANDEMIC.
If youve sseen his tv series 'Tlme gentleman please' from 2000-2002 you'll recognise, over the 2 series he did, alot of the jokes..at 1 point he says " its been a year" which he uses alot in series 1 in said show
i think that every coutrys every bar have one al murray
No happy drug dealer just happy pharmaceutical companies
Super intelligent comedy fun. Awesome😂👍🙌👌
I laughed the whole time but I will admit… I didn’t understand half of what the man said, since I am a poor yank.
As the British say brilliant 👌🏾
or 'tidy' in welsh
Bloody genius!!!
Good to see some decent views on a real comedian , sadly some dick who gets millions of views a day for farting in a shopping centre will be looked at by the younger generation as a comedy genius
My grandfather was Fleming’s lab tech.
that's not Damian, it is Hugo Boss (Joe Lycett).
The Tom Hardy of British comedy 😂😂😂❤️
i wanna say okay boomer but this guys just too fucking awesome