Discord Is Embarrassing

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  • Опубликовано: 28 мар 2019
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @Alicapy
    @Alicapy 3 года назад +8986

    "This must've gone to a sex offender somewhere, this can't be discord"
    *Well*

    • @baglespelledwrong8159
      @baglespelledwrong8159 3 года назад +196

      i really like your pfp

    • @JustUncomon
      @JustUncomon 3 года назад +319

      *Turns out Discord IS the sex offender*

    • @nootaboot7042
      @nootaboot7042 3 года назад +68

      i really like your pfp

    • @Alicapy
      @Alicapy 3 года назад +40

      @@baglespelledwrong8159 thanks yours is nice too

    • @Alicapy
      @Alicapy 3 года назад +31

      @@nootaboot7042 thanks yours is chaotically nice too

  • @mrdude9919
    @mrdude9919 3 года назад +19952

    Age required to talk with discord admins: 12-

    • @cavemanwalter6651
      @cavemanwalter6651 3 года назад +241

      @government of canada you would make Jeff besos look poor in a year

    • @marcorojas-vazquez6792
      @marcorojas-vazquez6792 3 года назад +151

      @ in Antarctica we use 12- dumbass

    • @jackdaniels5569
      @jackdaniels5569 3 года назад +103

      @ It's actually 12

    • @viveka2994
      @viveka2994 3 года назад +91

      @ no in europe we use 12- bcuz we ain't like the tribe of usa

    • @Liverpoolempire-jj7jg
      @Liverpoolempire-jj7jg 3 года назад +33

      @@viveka2994 which European country are u from lmao

  • @akratiai7578
    @akratiai7578 3 года назад +7875

    Its like 60 year old men got jobs at discord and looked up “young people slang” but clicked on a website made by other 60 year old men.

    • @isuckatmakinghandles
      @isuckatmakinghandles 3 года назад +37

      60th like for you

    • @EliT347
      @EliT347 3 года назад +45

      this wins my comment of day award, congrats.

    • @wut2697
      @wut2697 3 года назад +30

      And those other 60 year old men treat everyone else in an interview like an idiot because they don't care about others

    • @user-zk8jp3gz6c
      @user-zk8jp3gz6c 3 года назад +3

      @@isuckatmakinghandles ironic

    • @Andre-pl7xk
      @Andre-pl7xk 2 года назад +7

      @@user-zk8jp3gz6c how is that ironic

  • @kirisame9657
    @kirisame9657 3 года назад +11071

    Discord be like:
    You're pretty poggers, ngl, you're such a hecking poggerino kapperino friendo

    • @jacobmazon575
      @jacobmazon575 3 года назад +475

      The fact that I know someone who actually talks and texts like this...

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 года назад +316

      Block them

    • @ziairwilliams1540
      @ziairwilliams1540 3 года назад +12

      Yeah

    • @akshaykali7037
      @akshaykali7037 3 года назад +55

      @@tobiastaylor6393 or acid

    • @XanVicious
      @XanVicious 3 года назад +53

      I stopped using "poggers" for that reason alone. Never used it unironically, but now you get the autistic person sideeye if you do.

  • @marijan4885
    @marijan4885 3 года назад +9188

    I just commited 3rd degree Murder.
    *Kimpa.*

    • @darkomilosevic1659
      @darkomilosevic1659 3 года назад +271

      I am in the Nuremberg Trials for crimes against humanity.
      *Kimpa*

    • @marijan4885
      @marijan4885 3 года назад +26

      @@darkomilosevic1659 Wait, are you from the Balkans?

    • @darkomilosevic1659
      @darkomilosevic1659 3 года назад +14

      @@marijan4885 yes, why ask?

    • @marijan4885
      @marijan4885 3 года назад +21

      @@darkomilosevic1659 Well, I am from Croatia, you got a PS4?

    • @darkomilosevic1659
      @darkomilosevic1659 3 года назад +26

      @@marijan4885 unfortunately no, i dont have a ps4. I hope you have a good day

  • @Goryalight
    @Goryalight 4 года назад +9154

    The irony is you have to be 13+ to use Discord.

    • @aerialhandslap
      @aerialhandslap 4 года назад +34

      Monster#2683 thats the rule doe.

    • @jepubepu9570
      @jepubepu9570 4 года назад +221

      doesnt matter those pringle jelly smhuckdoodle elves still act like kids

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 4 года назад +155

      For some fucking reason 10 year olds use it for Roblox

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 4 года назад +107

      They just say that for legal reasons, doesn't mean they're not aware of younger people using it

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 года назад +2

      I agree

  • @Atzu0110
    @Atzu0110 3 года назад +3979

    "Discord Is Embarrassing"
    _several People are typing..._

    • @rdyxp
      @rdyxp 3 года назад +163

      I made my name Several People in the servers so i could be a menace to society

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 года назад +243

      @@rdyxp several people is typing

    • @waitwhat0205
      @waitwhat0205 3 года назад +11

      @@rdyxp nice

    • @brain9659
      @brain9659 3 года назад +31

      @@rdyxp s e v e r a l p e o p l e i s t y p i n g

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming 2 года назад +10

      Cringe

  • @Wanabechef
    @Wanabechef 3 года назад +3172

    Discord mods: “we do not care that your grandparents died in a car accident recently, please keep it out of #general”

  • @calebellison8743
    @calebellison8743 4 года назад +6116

    4:20 the final seconds before my fish died

  • @vaniiler
    @vaniiler 4 года назад +8034

    Imagine getting black mailed by the discord support team

    • @backupsideways
      @backupsideways 4 года назад +1473

      Oopsy woopsy looks like your account is ours now kimpa! Send us your bulgy wulgy OwO UwU or we will terminate it kimpa :D

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 4 года назад +270

      @@backupsideways , i have watched narpy and i have seen that shit unironically, fucking vietnam flashbacks

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 4 года назад +24

      @@cheesyquokka i dont think so but he is definitely not a mature adult

    • @feedmehate152
      @feedmehate152 4 года назад +136

      @@yegorgribenuke6853 I despise anyone that uses OwO unironically

    • @FloreyXE
      @FloreyXE 4 года назад +102

      hello this is springle from our discord secret elve team we just wanted to greet you by sayiing if you don't give us the money to get the cookies and milk we will be really disappointed UWU

  • @willmk4042
    @willmk4042 3 года назад +1634

    "Discord Children" would be a horrible idea Charlie 😅

    • @SuperIntenseGamer
      @SuperIntenseGamer 3 года назад +172

      Now I think of it. It's definitely is a bad idea.

    • @waitwhat0205
      @waitwhat0205 3 года назад +12

      Yup

    • @rehan4223
      @rehan4223 2 года назад +57

      That is a very very bad idea.. uk about the child predators omg i cant even imagine how gross it would be

    • @rehan4223
      @rehan4223 2 года назад +9

      @Resetas but if you use it properly then it's a great app, like don't go around being a desperate bitch and you'll have a good day on discord

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 2 года назад +2

      I don't like targeting people because they are fat, but Discord mods deserve it.

  • @TULLIS-sl9tj
    @TULLIS-sl9tj 3 года назад +1347

    nobody:
    doctors after receiving the pee sample: 4:20

    • @ayumirezu
      @ayumirezu 3 года назад +41

      🏃‍♀🏃‍♀

    • @nudikprudik9887
      @nudikprudik9887 3 года назад +18

      underrated

    • @jenniepeach6764
      @jenniepeach6764 2 года назад +52

      U did not have to post this comment

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 2 года назад +20

      @@jenniepeach6764 Yet he did

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle 2 года назад +23

      @@jenniepeach6764 he is so powerful that he didn’t even type the comment with his hands, he used his minds

  • @Mallory-to1zn
    @Mallory-to1zn 4 года назад +26066

    The discord support team is the girl who says “I’m kinda weird sorry” and “lol I’m such a potato xD”

    • @cumsock107
      @cumsock107 4 года назад +1992

      God the people who say that they're a potato are so annoying

    • @manuelsilva9993
      @manuelsilva9993 4 года назад +636

      I dunno what happened but in the last decade the internet has made me despise a fucking vegetable so vehemently, god damn it i like potatoes but it just angers me to hear it now

    • @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262
      @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262 3 года назад +1313

      I’m so random XD I committed vehicular manslaughter last weekend

    • @ezcoreg759
      @ezcoreg759 3 года назад +186

      @@cumsock107 you are a 🥔

    • @Trenzalore-gn6xq
      @Trenzalore-gn6xq 3 года назад +423

      No matter where you look on the internet you will find cancer, but every now and again you will find a hidden gem, Charlie is one of them

  • @Craiguuu
    @Craiguuu 5 лет назад +9439

    This is embarrassing. Imagine if doctors talked like that.
    Patient: “so what’s the diagnosis?”
    Doctor: “our fairies and elves at dwardonwon want to give you your result in a scrumptious fortune cookie. The cookie is made by our gnomes in kebblerville with their sugary poo. Here you go, human!”
    Cookie: “terminal brain cancer”

    • @Samuel-yg1pn
      @Samuel-yg1pn 5 лет назад +686

      I got terminal brain cancer from reading this

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 лет назад +50

      To be fair, discord is NOT a radiologist. It's not ideal, but it is far from breaking the news of terminal illness to a person in a saccharine manner.

    • @Luka__1
      @Luka__1 5 лет назад

      STEALER!

    • @Chrisy7
      @Chrisy7 5 лет назад +4

      yeah cause free online chat service is equivalent to a physician

    • @Lunar_Capital
      @Lunar_Capital 5 лет назад +42

      Chrisy
      You may or may not be taking this too seriously.

  • @wyrmster4886
    @wyrmster4886 2 года назад +514

    They should add a cringe on/off option in the settings

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 2 года назад +120

      cringe off would just uninstall Discord

    • @useronetwothree758
      @useronetwothree758 2 года назад +1

      @@sundigest1121 youre not funny-

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon 2 года назад +10

      @@useronetwothree758 i bet they will never see that

    • @aymaan8552
      @aymaan8552 2 года назад +26

      @@useronetwothree758 that ratio says otherwise 💀

    • @yummygoy5138
      @yummygoy5138 2 года назад +10

      @@useronetwothree758 ratio+don't care+grammar+I win

  • @Reaper-gg3fg
    @Reaper-gg3fg 3 года назад +400

    Next step is Discord going
    "OwO w-what's this?! Y-you've been... promoted?! UwU this deserves a couwple of huggie wuggies~"

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 2 года назад +18

      At least there are small communities that talk like that
      The fucking Springle snap crackles and pop talk appeals to noone

    • @ayamohamedmohyeldin1317
      @ayamohamedmohyeldin1317 2 года назад +7

      ...Ew...I'd take a kimpa any day in order 2 not see this cursed uwu language...

    • @thebiggestguy
      @thebiggestguy 2 года назад +12

      *pwomoted

    • @TheUnknown-kw3fl
      @TheUnknown-kw3fl 2 года назад +5

      I want to be hugged yes, just not by that thing.

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 2 года назад

      "i'm calling the police"

  • @nqrtzy8765
    @nqrtzy8765 4 года назад +8243

    The problem with Discord staff is that they have no idea when to be serious. Like, it’s OK for Discord to post funny ads on RUclips or make funny loading screens, but you can’t just start a professional email with “Our fairies and elves are working our magic”

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 4 года назад +1066

      Uh oh we fouwnd Chiwd pown on you server. That's a nopsies

    • @cryaboutit2049
      @cryaboutit2049 4 года назад +389

      Yeah they're really bad. They post mad cringe shit on the twitter constantly. This dude kept threatening to dox me (bannable offense according to discord) and their report ban takes SO FUCKING LONG. I had to go to like 3 discord servers with adminS THEY WERE SO UNHELPFUL. THEN I DM'd them on twitter and they were still tweeting dumb shit and responding to other questions publicly but completed ignored MY PLEAD FOR HELP. Needless to say I ended up getting doxd like a week later and they did nothing lol

    • @pendergastj
      @pendergastj 4 года назад +23

      @@cryaboutit2049 cool story bro

    • @cryaboutit2049
      @cryaboutit2049 4 года назад +169

      @@pendergastj lol ok rude ass

    • @cryaboutit2049
      @cryaboutit2049 4 года назад +180

      @@goldster100 yeah because id totally waste my time writing some fake ass story on an example of how discord is unprofessional on a youtube video that is already shitting on discord lmao smooth brain

  • @megabuster6156
    @megabuster6156 4 года назад +17337

    I want to see what a denied job application from them looks like.

    • @aarrondias9950
      @aarrondias9950 4 года назад +3700

      "Whoopsies. This just in, the Supreme Leader found your flopperwoppers weren't aligned OwO. and you scored two points two low on the furri meter! Maybe next time you'll remember to shine your hingleknob first."

    • @Ekaroth
      @Ekaroth 4 года назад +339

      @@aarrondias9950 hingle*knot* i see where you're coming from.

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 4 года назад +700

      Ywou mwade ah fwucky wucky~

    • @lowtiergod7166
      @lowtiergod7166 4 года назад +621

      "Our magical elves at the fursuit factory have decided that you're masters degree in technoligy is not good enough as you aren't a magical owo furry fairy elf!"

    • @saturnlol6025
      @saturnlol6025 4 года назад +372

      hey kyle! 0w0
      we are weally sowwy... but I'm afwaid you cant work at discord °~°
      maybe if you nuzzle my nob and call me Bob X3
      yours sincewely
      schlong destroyer 12

  • @kyancope1368
    @kyancope1368 3 года назад +265

    Discord: no one under 13
    Also discord: talks like willy Wonka

  • @a_mighty_cookieh3738
    @a_mighty_cookieh3738 3 года назад +483

    Springle retired. I think you roasted him so hard that he quit.

    • @Morthu
      @Morthu 3 года назад +54

      Shaking and crying rn

    • @smugswagssussyalt5556
      @smugswagssussyalt5556 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, they compared the approval thing that we have to take a long time to do, to a FANFITCION!!!!!

    • @smugswagssussyalt5556
      @smugswagssussyalt5556 2 года назад

      Mostly the fortune cookie thing

    • @frost.0707
      @frost.0707 2 года назад

      How do u know

    • @devilrocket450
      @devilrocket450 2 года назад

      @@frost.0707 that was 11 months ago, i dont think hes gonna answer you

  • @goostavofring
    @goostavofring 3 года назад +5727

    4:20 final moments of a titanic passenger

  • @AlphiumProductions
    @AlphiumProductions 4 года назад +7915

    the mature version of discord should be called order

    • @ipaqmaster
      @ipaqmaster 4 года назад +44

      Alphium Productions
      While for business settings; Slack is pretty much the professional side of this service

    • @Kevin-go5we
      @Kevin-go5we 4 года назад +9

      holy shit perfect

    • @izanagi5136
      @izanagi5136 4 года назад +7

      iPaq agreed, it’s pretty much the same, just with a few less options/tools

    • @Scou1y
      @Scou1y 4 года назад +6

      eXEcUte orDER 66

    • @tanman.
      @tanman. 4 года назад +9

      discorder

  • @Nosiite
    @Nosiite 3 года назад +200

    your ritual elves wont stop me from the clutches of suicide discord

  • @notdoggymoney
    @notdoggymoney 3 года назад +73

    A fucking 2 years passed. Yet they decided to become even more childish.

    • @MegaWolf5741
      @MegaWolf5741 3 года назад +11

      Because discord is a horrible service and should never be used because of the huge security risks

  • @BIZaGoten
    @BIZaGoten 5 лет назад +14631

    I dont mind the loading screen quotes but that support team is going overkill, thats not "gamer" talk thats teletubby talk

    • @PointnShootMovies
      @PointnShootMovies 5 лет назад +266

      Yeah like keep that in the app when the support team is contacted things should get realish

    • @Jotunn96
      @Jotunn96 5 лет назад +386

      Same the loading screen stuff is fine but customer support should come across as professional otherwise it makes it feel like they don't know what they're doing

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 лет назад +339

      @@brosephstallin4793 Look, I'm autistic and fuck you; I'm pretty sure I could sue for defamation of character over that claim. You'd need three kinds of down syndrome and a year straight of meth addiction to write support emails like that.

    • @blujay1294
      @blujay1294 5 лет назад +146

      yeah like I alright, I get it, your main community is gamers, we're here, haha I remember 2010 too. But in support you should be goddamn professional, not just "teehee ah tiddlywinks, we smelgebopped your login info to a nasty dinkodory :)".

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin 5 лет назад +46

      ...I'm pretty sure this "kimpah," "kooloo limpah" shit is a reference to Tingle in the Zelda games, though.

  • @buzzoliker
    @buzzoliker 3 года назад +3702

    I remember when there was an "only girl server", and in order to get verified you had to get interviewed via voice chat
    The interviewer talked so quietly that I couldn't hear her, so I asked her to repeat ONE question for me and she said "sorry but we can't verify you right now, you're not even trying" and just banned me
    Like girl it's a discord server, not the Italian Mafia

    • @koba2160
      @koba2160 3 года назад +310

      Surprise, not a girl.

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo 3 года назад +192

      i want to be a gang star

    • @razovic527
      @razovic527 3 года назад +66

      @@IAm-zo1bo JOJO BANANANANANANANAN GORUDO WIND

    • @ichigoisthegoat
      @ichigoisthegoat 3 года назад +129

      @Captain Bruh OI JOSUKE, HE ISNT AUTISTIC
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡔⠲⠶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣘⡗⠔⡐⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣨⣿⣠⠐⠞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡠⠔⢺⣿⢛⣿⣿⢄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣤⡶⠡⣲⢀⡴⢟⡻⡛⠓⠴⡾⣷⣱⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠘⣟⣏⢤⣽⣷⣦⣴⡴⠤⠄⣰⣶⣟⣏⣈⠐⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢹⣿⣤⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⡿⠙⠿⣷⣶⣤⠥⠦⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⣿⣷⣤⢚⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⢛⡨⣥⣤⡈⠙⢻⠶⠧⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⣾⣿⢿⣯⠹⣻⡝⣰⣷⣶⡿⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⡿⢿⣿⣻⣞⣿⠿⠷⢀⡔⢫⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣯⢿⣦⣄⣘⣒⣛⠶⠊⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⢻⣿⢟⣷⣭⣽⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⢿⣿⣿⠯⠺⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢩⣿⣿⣿⣴⣮⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣋⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠺⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣽⠤⡬⠋⠙⢿⣦⣀⡀⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡘⣛⣭⣿⠂⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⡔⠄⢀⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠧⠖⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
      AIN'T THAT JUST WACKY

    • @hughvonramdass8957
      @hughvonramdass8957 3 года назад +32

      You mama'd your last-a mia

  • @kimbaldun
    @kimbaldun 3 года назад +62

    Me: *Doesn't use an account for a day*
    Discord: You changed location?!

  • @Mudkippropagandamelody
    @Mudkippropagandamelody 3 года назад +38

    Just realized after "Kooloo limpah, springle" this is literally tingle

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 3 года назад

      What's tingle

    • @arjuns.3752
      @arjuns.3752 2 года назад

      @@SilverVolo pringle

    • @smugswagssussyalt5556
      @smugswagssussyalt5556 2 года назад +2

      Who’s tingle, I’m not tingle, I am springle! Don’t compare me, springle, to some tingle faker!

    • @chongyunmain
      @chongyunmain 2 года назад

      i think it's a game character

    • @untitleddocument5231
      @untitleddocument5231 2 года назад

      @@SilverVolo a middle aged man from the zelda series that wants to be a fairy

  • @fruitwagon9275
    @fruitwagon9275 4 года назад +4854

    I can’t imagine how business emails with other companies go

    • @harmony453
      @harmony453 4 года назад +914

      “Our supreme furbie leader would like to team! A partnership! HUZZAH! Our two kingdoms will rein together! As one! Contenting realms will increase our kiddlekicks! As one!

    • @Skillengoogy
      @Skillengoogy 4 года назад +379

      “Our magical zoomer wizard god at contacted you via our magical email, and we would like to nuzzle and wuzzle with you! Uwu! Our kingdom of furry dog fuckers would like to partner up with you!”

    • @SyntheticHalo
      @SyntheticHalo 4 года назад +129

      @@Skillengoogy Our kingdom of furry dog fuc... well that escalated quickly lmao

    • @katipunan4212
      @katipunan4212 3 года назад +74

      UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU I have brain tumor UWU UWU UWU UWU

    • @user-wj8ru7ej2r
      @user-wj8ru7ej2r 3 года назад +4

      Love the makima icon lmao

  • @Nitsua__
    @Nitsua__ 5 лет назад +7510

    If I got that rejection email, I'd think I was having a stroke lmao

    • @jackbotman
      @jackbotman 5 лет назад +127

      Start -> applications -> remove -> dicord -> uninstall
      That feels better

    • @shidelerdantheogre8487
      @shidelerdantheogre8487 5 лет назад +70

      I’m shitting my pants laughing at that email and your comment about it

    • @ayoutubeuser6520
      @ayoutubeuser6520 5 лет назад +50

      Austiiin
      I got that rejection email not too long ago and my first thought was: “Damn, the weed I dipped in acid and cocaine is starting to kick in.”

    • @ibeamy
      @ibeamy 4 года назад +2

      Shidelerdan The ogre same dog. I farted

    • @Jack-zd3vr
      @Jack-zd3vr 4 года назад +1

      Shidelerdan The ogre yup

  • @mangkubi
    @mangkubi 3 года назад +87

    "Omg guys I think im so quirky I play discord UwU im such a potata UwU im so cute UwU im such a gamer girl XD UwU OwO"

    • @LH-ew5wx
      @LH-ew5wx 3 года назад +4

      cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe

    • @LH-ew5wx
      @LH-ew5wx 3 года назад

      @Михајло Јовановић ok?

    • @Lily-iq1ub
      @Lily-iq1ub 3 года назад +12

      “UwU i simp for nonexistent 3D anime characters I so quirky UWU”

    • @nielk.
      @nielk. 3 года назад +1

      Thanks I got a heart attack reading the your comment

    • @waitwhat0205
      @waitwhat0205 3 года назад

      😶

  • @tomatotwin_
    @tomatotwin_ 3 года назад +106

    4:20 made me laugh so hard, I literally couldn’t breathe

    • @malficuimkj6669
      @malficuimkj6669 2 года назад +2

      I didn’t think the hunger games could make such noises

  • @MSpid8r
    @MSpid8r 5 лет назад +5780

    I used to be friends with someone who works pretty high up in Discord and… I’m not saying I can picture her personally writing every single one of these messages and thinking it is the funniest/most clever thing in the world, but I’m heavily implying it

    • @Grchman
      @Grchman 5 лет назад +572

      I'm so sorry you were friends with them

    • @zealot246
      @zealot246 5 лет назад +443

      You know what you have to do

    • @Masterdesstruct
      @Masterdesstruct 5 лет назад +147

      This is sad

    • @dinkelheit88
      @dinkelheit88 5 лет назад +7

      Diego Herrera. Sad!

    • @deadlydimitarr
      @deadlydimitarr 5 лет назад +188

      imagine working high up in discord

  • @snark4611
    @snark4611 5 лет назад +10826

    Discord is the embodiment of the "UWU WE MADE A FUCKY-WUCKY, A WITTLE FUCKO BOINGO." Meme.

  • @Chaguarr
    @Chaguarr 3 года назад +23

    “It’s such a good service, but God I can’t stand the company behind it.”
    The world summarized in one sentence

  • @mostlyforyt
    @mostlyforyt 2 года назад +16

    I had no idea discord was like this.. and I wondered why they didn't choose discord over zoom for meetings

    • @John-wb2kk
      @John-wb2kk 2 года назад

      All I knew about discord is that it can get kind of toxic at times and a lot of gamers use it. That's about it. I thought "oh, so it's basically like every other chat server?" Dead wrong. I'm having a deep, visceral cringe from how they talk.

    • @John-wb2kk
      @John-wb2kk 2 года назад

      Charlie warned us that it was cringe, but I wasn't expecting it to be that bad.

    • @mostlyforyt
      @mostlyforyt 2 года назад

      @@John-wb2kk I use it and a lot of other people use it for their own reasons that aren't weird, like i use it to play games with friends, but the company themselves talking like this is weird as fuck

    • @John-wb2kk
      @John-wb2kk 2 года назад

      @@mostlyforyt yeah my brother uses it a lot for gaming too and I see all sorts of other gamer RUclipsrs using it and people talking about it, but never once have any of them mentioned just how creepy sounding the company is. Like how do you accept yourself as a grown adult and talk like that? No amount of UwU from dudes with anime women as a profile picture who own and probably violate their anime pillows will top a single sentence from the discord company.
      I love the anime community btw and used to play an anime game all the time even though I've never watched a single anime.

  • @maceja5890
    @maceja5890 5 лет назад +2983

    Nobody:
    Discord loading screen: Dispersing minorities

    • @suprememe2314
      @suprememe2314 5 лет назад +292

      Discord loading screen: Clearing mosque.

    • @friendofall
      @friendofall 5 лет назад +131

      @@suprememe2314 ruh roh rigga

    • @africheeseyoutube
      @africheeseyoutube 5 лет назад +177

      Executing the middle class

    • @SaadRKhan
      @SaadRKhan 5 лет назад +105

      Abolishing dishwasher privilege

    • @nicoflipi
      @nicoflipi 5 лет назад +111

      Committing bestiality

  • @OnlyMrValentine
    @OnlyMrValentine 4 года назад +18267

    "Discord, chat for gamers!"
    *run by furries*

    • @silentinitiate
      @silentinitiate 4 года назад +584

      "Discord Chat For Furries"
      *Also Run By Furries*!

    • @Liam-yl7pq
      @Liam-yl7pq 4 года назад +107

      What does that have to do with it

    • @OnlyMrValentine
      @OnlyMrValentine 4 года назад +548

      @@Liam-yl7pq everything, my son

    • @Liam-yl7pq
      @Liam-yl7pq 4 года назад +61

      @@OnlyMrValentine yeah, no

    • @dluuxx
      @dluuxx 4 года назад +265

      And kiddy fiddlers

  • @Person01234
    @Person01234 2 года назад +18

    "without further adieu"
    This is the intellectual level we're dealing with here. This shows it's not ironic.
    Funny enough this memespeak shit and general lunacy is the actual reason why I was slow on the uptake with discord. My friends started moving to discord when it first started when we were still using Skype and Teamspeak mainly, and the first time I tried it and it was like "wumpus is pogging your wogger to over 9000" I was like this is not for me. Took me like a whole ass year to finally come over as Skype was killing itself.

  • @misterpoopnose6547
    @misterpoopnose6547 3 года назад +71

    Mom can we have Keanu Reeves?
    Mom: We already have Keanu Reeves at home
    Keanu Reeves at home: 4:20

  • @desshiwaza4065
    @desshiwaza4065 4 года назад +5257

    Boyfriend: “Wanna get it on?”
    Girlfriend: “Yeah, kimpa! Pwease go down on me with your elven magic! Stribbeleydoo inside my fookallydoo, o great one!”

  • @goosebandicoot7083
    @goosebandicoot7083 4 года назад +1948

    “We’ll get back to you quicker than a hoofersnatch after a reindooble”
    My brain doesn’t know what to do with this

    • @8ihctgbiug471
      @8ihctgbiug471 4 года назад +69

      Do you want to empty the trash bin?
      *Yes* No

    • @sulu_prod
      @sulu_prod 4 года назад +2

      SlowMotionSword 😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @sleepy990
      @sleepy990 4 года назад

      8ihctgb Iug yes

    • @fruitwagon9275
      @fruitwagon9275 4 года назад +1

      Block it out

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 4 года назад +13

      I still cannot process the meaning of this sentence

  • @Itchy__
    @Itchy__ 2 года назад +6

    My only problem with discord is that every time someone calls me I instinctively just shit my pants, its just a god awful call sound and it comes out of nowhere sometimes, especially when you think you've closed it but its actually just lurking in the background of your computer

    • @mrtoasterfurry
      @mrtoasterfurry 2 года назад

      voice chat discord is toxic Then COD for abusing your gaming skills.

  • @awesomesauceTN234
    @awesomesauceTN234 3 года назад +25

    Me: goes outside to breath
    Everybody in the submarine: 4:20

  • @bubblebass8498
    @bubblebass8498 5 лет назад +5822

    According to Quackity, a ton of discord admins are actually furries. Nothing against furries, but honestly, this type of behaviour isn't that surprising.

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 5 лет назад +1049

      real shit tho, everything against furries. they are cancers.

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 5 лет назад +227

      @@harleyspeedthrust4013 if you're going to insult a demographic, use actual words.

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 5 лет назад +623

      @@Prodawg damn my boy here don't know english

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 5 лет назад +451

      @@Prodawg and how about "fuc pedos" do I need actual words to say that you fucking genius furry

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 5 лет назад +49

      @@harleyspeedthrust4013 i know i am UwU

  • @DxAxMxD
    @DxAxMxD 4 года назад +2990

    "This must have gone to a sex offender somewhere!"
    I mean, that's not wrong.

    • @Tischmann
      @Tischmann 4 года назад +21

      In fact, there are videos about that.

    • @Havenjeus
      @Havenjeus 4 года назад +48

      @I am a mag main Ew Skype? nobodys there. Discords gonna have to do much worse to make ppl migrate to skype.

    • @Havenjeus
      @Havenjeus 4 года назад +4

      @I am a mag main bruh thats fked up, even discord servers has rules, stop going shyt cords that have no mods. Buut you do you and stay in empty skype if it means avoiding ded bodies or w/e. pce

    • @NomTheDom
      @NomTheDom 4 года назад +47

      @@Havenjeus Can you at least TRY to speak English you fucking lobotomite

    • @cryojudgement2376
      @cryojudgement2376 4 года назад +4

      @@NomTheDom he braindead

  • @funnylaughed7423
    @funnylaughed7423 3 года назад +40

    he didn't even talk about 10% of it, there's still things like gifs and Fucking wumpus or just stickers in general

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 2 года назад +3

      Oi
      Do not disrespect the wumpus

    • @funnylaughed7423
      @funnylaughed7423 2 года назад +4

      @@milky9602 wumpus was cool but any time i see stickers of him i am filled with seething rage

  • @deonambrose
    @deonambrose Год назад +3

    What I hate most about discord is that you can be the nicest person in the chat and someone will still find a way to beef with you. Especially the mods.

  • @blitzcreak2728
    @blitzcreak2728 5 лет назад +7378

    im surprised they dont put uwu owo shit in those emails

  • @laserdonkey6469
    @laserdonkey6469 3 года назад +3299

    “Lets see if i got into college!” 4:14

    • @tyrawr4394
      @tyrawr4394 3 года назад +83

      In Germany?

    • @eyemem5080
      @eyemem5080 3 года назад +22

      Somewhere in the multiverse?

    • @flamefaz
      @flamefaz 3 года назад +42

      @Big Chungus in Austria?

    • @Ferri-San
      @Ferri-San 3 года назад +35

      Sorry looks like you have been declined by our time traveling wizards
      ÔLÖLÕLØLÓLOOO

    • @shadowfox3442
      @shadowfox3442 3 года назад +1

      @Imposter Gaming oh shit

  • @NuxTaku
    @NuxTaku 2 года назад +64

    biggest flexes in anime 4:20

    • @d-moon4982
      @d-moon4982 2 года назад +7

      you may type your comments and like them quickly but so can i

    • @itzyourmom2646
      @itzyourmom2646 2 года назад +3

      Hoolololoolllooo

    • @wimpersnapery4733
      @wimpersnapery4733 2 года назад +3

      what he dose to boys nutz

    • @ejraymond7639
      @ejraymond7639 2 года назад +3

      You wassup

    • @d-moon4982
      @d-moon4982 2 года назад +3

      damn everyone commenting at the same time

  • @HondaCivic-zn3qi
    @HondaCivic-zn3qi 2 года назад +9

    “Discord, I’m being sexually harassed by a mod”
    Discord: “What a coinkydink, sparkenut has been a bad elf to Hugh Hefner! We know what need to be done UwU :))))! Our elves are working their magic to help you as quick as a hornpickle on a wolfjack!”

  • @Nathan-gn6bn
    @Nathan-gn6bn 4 года назад +3795

    Kimper is our word. But you can say kimpa

  • @firiy
    @firiy 3 года назад +3342

    me: what's the wifi password
    "it's on the back of the router"
    *the back of the router*
    4:20

    • @AJs3ody
      @AJs3ody 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @firiy
      @firiy 3 года назад +4

      lmao i thought the same when i seen the timestamp

    • @Sans-oc1ie
      @Sans-oc1ie 3 года назад +7

      I think I have level 10 autism for laughimg at this

    • @ecco1k
      @ecco1k 3 года назад +2

      Copy and pasted comment

    • @Sans-oc1ie
      @Sans-oc1ie 3 года назад

      @@ecco1k yeah

  • @epicguitarsolo6625
    @epicguitarsolo6625 2 года назад +15

    Idk why but him saying “kimpa” at 6:34 killed me

  • @aaronlaluzerne6639
    @aaronlaluzerne6639 2 года назад +14

    Now Discord has gotten worse. Now they got moders that will kick you out of any server for making any kind of human mistake/error. One of them banned me for apparently pining too many people, which is a bullshit excuse in my opinion because I was doing it because I was having multiple conversations with people (plus others were doing it as well)(though said server has more than likely been deleted now or will be soon since its impossible to find now and probably got deleted because the people running Discord finally viewed what was being put on their and didn't approve of it). Plus they got rid of the option to look for other discord servers, plus now that they're part of Sony, they're going to end up deleting a lot of the servers and accounts to please their sensor happy overlords and turn the site into another Tumblr.

    • @vancatapro7250
      @vancatapro7250 2 года назад

      Discord is bullshit. Its full of 10 years old kids were they watch anime 24/7 some of them are 40 years old and they have pfp of anime shit. The mods are big jerks etc. What im trying to say is discord is made to shit on your face while you eat your meal at 12 am

  • @LuxiBelle
    @LuxiBelle 5 лет назад +1393

    Edgy jokes on discord: ban
    Cub porn on discord: ayy okay

    • @davidbergmann8948
      @davidbergmann8948 5 лет назад +6

      Does white supremacy qualifie as an edgy joke?

    • @eatpoopy
      @eatpoopy 5 лет назад +73

      @@davidbergmann8948 lol wut

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 5 лет назад +55

      Cub porn was banned like a few months ago after people pointed out that they can't ban loli shit and then allow cub shit

    • @lilmoist516
      @lilmoist516 5 лет назад +2

      Sans, Only because the furries buckled to pressure.

    • @derke123
      @derke123 5 лет назад +46

      @@Zero_Shift No it was banned after a shit ton of outrage, it wasnt banned because they realised it was wrong... They still tried to keep it on the platform and defended that decision. And the way you worded it, it sounds like you were defending them.

  • @sandbrick
    @sandbrick 3 года назад +2964

    Netflix: Hey are you still there?
    Some one's daughter: 4:20

    • @l2g82
      @l2g82 3 года назад +42

      I was looking for this coment😂

    • @no-qw4lz
      @no-qw4lz 3 года назад +24

      i'm dying

    • @choyou3932
      @choyou3932 3 года назад +68

      Someone's pufferfish:

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 3 года назад +50

      Oh no help her she obv drowning

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 3 года назад +1

      @Mustiboi Salman it's a metaphor

  • @Kingsman265
    @Kingsman265 3 года назад +15

    4:15 I could not stop laughing

  • @mayannaise77
    @mayannaise77 3 года назад +3

    In 2021: *the new discord logo*

  • @Payduro
    @Payduro 5 лет назад +3336

    I wonder how they send a message to someone who’s employment at discord got terminated

    • @sealbeegle9785
      @sealbeegle9785 5 лет назад +795

      ''woopsie doopsie lil elf! you'r magic cockie sasey: the sprinkidoodle mage of hoodie loves you but we have better people to hebp11!! uwu..

    • @cardlads
      @cardlads 5 лет назад +432

      WOOPSIE DOOPERS YOURE FUCKIN FIRED

    • @felixrivera895
      @felixrivera895 5 лет назад +118

      The cookie says "we won't be seeing you"

    • @cheekychan8494
      @cheekychan8494 5 лет назад +139

      Roses are red violets are blue you are fired U....W...U

    • @america8706
      @america8706 5 лет назад +52

      Darth SnewSnew You are hereby terminated. Please come in on monday to retrieve your stuff. You will not receive the Christmas bonus next week. Enjoy your weekend.
      Sincerely yours, Michael Craig.

  • @kyxte5578
    @kyxte5578 3 года назад +4600

    "Oh cool! I just found a rare legendary pokemon! It looks so cool!"
    *Its battle cry:* 4:20

    • @siekaykay
      @siekaykay 3 года назад +169

      God, this one got me good. I wanna make an entire fangame based around a Pokémon called the Moisterous and that's it's cry.

    • @mettapeachhead2076
      @mettapeachhead2076 3 года назад +19

      @Just a nether with some cool shaders so it's not rero?

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle 2 года назад +103

      “4:20”
      This makes this comment 32 times better.

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons 2 года назад +6

      Nice

    • @infernoloco64
      @infernoloco64 2 года назад +2

      i hope this becomes a meme

  • @blanknaemguy
    @blanknaemguy Год назад +15

    As of now, Discord has gotten a lot more "professional." They've completely lost all personality whatsoever. Sure, it makes some people happy, but it seems like a bit much for a service that was previously oriented towards gamers. I guess that they just want desperately to please businesses that don't use their service anyway.

    • @Noncredible
      @Noncredible Год назад

      they still make cool videos atleast

  • @UPie-pz7ez
    @UPie-pz7ez 2 года назад +11

    I can't believe they stole the magic words that Tingle created himself, even though he SPECIFICALLY said not to steal them smh

  • @HydraDominus
    @HydraDominus 5 лет назад +11969

    It’s a company run by furries. What did you expect

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 5 лет назад +268

      @@Hadley.Sinclaire Well, okay.

    • @Hadley.Sinclaire
      @Hadley.Sinclaire 5 лет назад +709

      @@Kirealta Don't act like that's not 100% relevant!

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 5 лет назад +93

      @@Hadley.Sinclaire 100% gotcha.

    • @Hadley.Sinclaire
      @Hadley.Sinclaire 5 лет назад +293

      @@Kirealta Good girl.

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 5 лет назад +175

      @@Hadley.Sinclaire Schindler's pissed

  • @undeadruler4544
    @undeadruler4544 3 года назад +2541

    The thing is, you have to be at least 13 to have a discord according to their terms of service and even at 13 I would hate those emails.

    • @nitabagels6969
      @nitabagels6969 3 года назад +39

      Most social media sites and messaging apps are 13+ so it's nothing concerning
      Well I mean it is but not compared to other social media

    • @porkywharf.388
      @porkywharf.388 3 года назад +39

      I’m 14 and it’s pretty childish.

    • @ShitpostShuster
      @ShitpostShuster 3 года назад +35

      13 year old here, that Email is unreadable

    • @porkywharf.388
      @porkywharf.388 3 года назад +2

      @@anidiot674 Atleast you understand that larping is cringe.

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 3 года назад +8

      @@anidiot674 ok dork, give me your lunch money

  • @zebraneighbor6383
    @zebraneighbor6383 3 года назад +18

    Discord reminds me of those girls who used to post shit like "Spaghetti. I'm so random lololololololololololol"

    • @skllez
      @skllez 3 года назад +3

      or anybody that says pog

  • @justsomeguymustache
    @justsomeguymustache Год назад +2

    new discord loading info "watch out! we know where you live."

  • @nelsonraley
    @nelsonraley 5 лет назад +1002

    “The first think you think is ‘I must have messaged the wrong company, this must’ve gone to a sex offender somewhere, this can’t be Discord.’”
    *Who’s gonna tell him*

    • @user-is2zv4sc6y
      @user-is2zv4sc6y 5 лет назад +255

      @asdfg hjkl there's a pretty big scandal about a number of official discord staff being child predators, to such an extent that there's even an FBI investigation into it.

    • @nelsonraley
      @nelsonraley 5 лет назад +74

      asdfg hjkl They took a strict stance on loli stuff but staunchly defended cub stuff, which is furry cp.

    • @user-is2zv4sc6y
      @user-is2zv4sc6y 5 лет назад +30

      @asdfg hjkl as javier said there's the furry cub/youth stuff that wasn't banned because it's furry so it's supposedly different. I happen to *cough* enjoy furry art myself from time to time but any depiction of young child-like characters is definitely something I'd rather not see. Considering I have it blacklisted I don't see it so I'm morbidly curious how much there really is. I disagree that it's any different from anime or hentai young characters depicted in such a way. It needs to stop.
      I was on a furry server for a little while where the cub stuff was banned along with any depiction of a human with a furry or otherwise bestiality-depicting images. They found and banned a pedo who had been a prominent member of the server. Someone I had considered a friend for the short time I'd been there so far (about a month). They're disturbingly difficult to recognize sometimes. He seemed like such a good guy to a few of us until we found out he was grooming an underage member of the server. I never even knew he was married until talking about him with others after we found this stuff out. He hid a fair bit from me as it turns out. Really shook my preference of trusting others until they show reason not to.

    • @snazzyjovialwyrm3314
      @snazzyjovialwyrm3314 5 лет назад +42

      @asdfg hjkl They're cub porn enthusiasts They're the kind of shitty people who see every single form of child pornogrophy as bad except for cub porn, cuz "MUH THEY'RE FICTIONAL ANTHROPORMORPHIC CHILDREN SO IT'S OKAY!" But with that kinda fucked up logic, loli porn should be okay in their books too since it's "fictional anime characters."
      Discord's staff is just straight up hypocritical cancer.

    • @kimjunguny
      @kimjunguny 5 лет назад

      *Cough* Cub furry porn controversy *Cough*

  • @freshhomemadememes8223
    @freshhomemadememes8223 4 года назад +695

    The way discord speaks is like the sims talking

    • @thoriumsucks7142
      @thoriumsucks7142 3 года назад +21

      Ugh, Shaloob.

    • @igiveup5585
      @igiveup5585 3 года назад +1

      4:20

    • @igiveup5585
      @igiveup5585 3 года назад +1

      @Ariana Grande FucK I was late but Ill leave it

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 3 года назад +1

      Now i want to play sims

    • @imjotalmao
      @imjotalmao 3 года назад

      @@thoriumsucks7142 Dammit. You beat me to it!

  • @jensw9128
    @jensw9128 3 года назад +1

    I really like to read discords weird changelogs and those cringey startup messages and i probably wouldn't change to a more serious version of discord, but i totally agree with you that there are situations where serious communication is appropriate (like from the support team)

  • @Doggo_Norse
    @Doggo_Norse 2 года назад +5

    Me trying to take notes while my friend is distracting me 😆
    4:20

  • @jayman3024
    @jayman3024 3 года назад +2933

    the longer his hair is, the less happy he looks in his thumbnails

  • @yeetinusbigfeetinus4544
    @yeetinusbigfeetinus4544 3 года назад +3221

    When google recommended you a password: 4:20

    • @ThyAnonymousAccount
      @ThyAnonymousAccount 3 года назад +12

      First comment at 518 likes

    • @cryingissofun7432
      @cryingissofun7432 3 года назад +7

      UNDERRATED

    • @astra8203
      @astra8203 3 года назад +4

      BEST COMMENT HOLY FUCK

    • @miguelisaurusbruh1158
      @miguelisaurusbruh1158 3 года назад +13

      OMG IS 420 THE WEED NUMBER xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @syndrodome
      @syndrodome 3 года назад

      why did i laugh wtf

  • @jaspermidnight850
    @jaspermidnight850 2 года назад +3

    i’ve used discord for like 2 years and i had no idea these emails were so fucking cringe 💀💀💀

  • @krispy2031
    @krispy2031 3 года назад +8

    “This must’ve gone to a sex offender” 😭😭😭

    • @krispy2031
      @krispy2031 3 года назад

      @Amir Abou Ismail I’m quoting him, that line was funny

  • @kondratov8269
    @kondratov8269 5 лет назад +794

    Nobody:
    Discord: let me crawl into your hoofersnatch and take a reindooble anon uwu

    • @azure9905
      @azure9905 5 лет назад +1

      @@Retzerr41 I think you're missing the "I got brain" at the start of your username. And technically that pfp was from a game before it got turned into a subpar anime.

    • @Retzerr41
      @Retzerr41 5 лет назад

      @@azure9905 gastric juiceses

    • @bbspooks
      @bbspooks 5 лет назад +1

      @@azure9905 sick burn bby

    • @azure9905
      @azure9905 5 лет назад

      @@Retzerr41 Gaston juices

    • @LiamH2004
      @LiamH2004 5 лет назад

      owo rawr xd *nuzzles u*

  • @jdufau2561
    @jdufau2561 5 лет назад +1817

    Notifier: So...I'm sorry to say
    Mother: oh no..
    Notifier: Your son has taken a springdoodle into Whippersnats of the jingle jalls, so sincerely werely from our elves, he's dead.

    • @pekhmrq
      @pekhmrq 4 года назад +13

      Uwu binglesnort kimpa snickerwhacker gik tok owo uwu fursona elf magic fortune cookie choplopper binglebrush donkle

    • @defaultplay3r363
      @defaultplay3r363 4 года назад +3

      Your son had springed fairy dust from a cannon and us now laying dreaming of meeting God up in fairy heaven

    • @tenthant
      @tenthant 4 года назад +3

      Anothew twanswation: youw son was in sowme deep shit with the mafia. He then wead thewm tuwu ouw doowstep awnd towd thewm thawt we had the money he owed thewm. Aftew going bwoke, we decided tuwu shattew hiws kneecaps awnd then wip hiws testicwes off. Unfowtunatewy fow uwu, he died.

    • @eatyourvegetables5930
      @eatyourvegetables5930 4 года назад +1

      your son has inshootled a whiffle of the magical herodoodle. unfortunately he overdoofled

  • @insanity6835
    @insanity6835 2 года назад +3

    Recently reported someone for posting CP back in August. Instead I got banned for something else I posted 2 years ago! The person who posted it is still on discord, oh boy, I lost their user but yes, they suck with administration and are heavily biased.

  • @ckopen7192
    @ckopen7192 Год назад +2

    "wow i look like a fucking psychopath... kimpa" great save charlie

  • @BobombTheatre
    @BobombTheatre 5 лет назад +823

    i just realised that Springle is a parody on Tingle from the Zelda series. a 30 year old man that insists that hes a 'fairy boy'. "kooloo limpah" is a quote directly ripped from him.

    • @Vulprex
      @Vulprex 5 лет назад +154

      Looks like tingle has gone Limpa, since he cant get it to springle, he works at discord now

    • @3Faidonas3
      @3Faidonas3 5 лет назад +20

      How does that make it any better lol, kimpa

    • @xiaomia1425
      @xiaomia1425 5 лет назад +8

      @@Vulprex you're a fucking genius haven't laughed at a RUclips comment reply in a long ass time

    • @legatomodi3522
      @legatomodi3522 5 лет назад +2

      i thought tingle was being ridiculous when he told me not to steal his words.

    • @jollygrapefruit786
      @jollygrapefruit786 5 лет назад

      Gross

  • @smashbros379ful
    @smashbros379ful 5 лет назад +2591

    How these emails should be formatted
    Single quirky line
    Paragraph with proper prose and syntax explaining in detail important information
    Rinse, repeat.

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 4 года назад +124

      Preferably without the quirky line.

    • @bojackhorseman4176
      @bojackhorseman4176 4 года назад +348

      I don't mind the quirky line, honestly. As Charlie said himself, it's cringy but kinda endearing to see these little messages here and there.
      When it's the entire message like that, however, we have a problem.

    • @joannamother2432
      @joannamother2432 4 года назад +9

      That's what fangamer does. Then again, that's merch and not a chat site.

    • @joannamother2432
      @joannamother2432 4 года назад +2

      @@irisheartt what do you work at? Sounds cool.

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 4 года назад

      @@katatonikbliss yeah

  • @yazanyazan8151
    @yazanyazan8151 2 года назад +2

    Imagine you ask for a week off cuz your dad just passed and you can’t keep working and they reply with “sorry kimpa we’ll be sure the wizard of death fixes your dad in the meantime we need you to continue your magic with being a ✨janitor ✨ keeping us and our magic elf toy making world clean”

  • @antnovs
    @antnovs 2 года назад +2

    Discord: " u cannot use your phone number to verify your account, that number is already used...by you...u need to delete your account or use a different number..."
    Me: Wtf??

  • @crypticutopia7228
    @crypticutopia7228 3 года назад +1322

    Wow, old mate springle sounds like he's on every drug in the world.

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +2489

    "Discord is embarrassing"
    What do you mean? _I use Discord for it's intended purpose, the nsfw channel._

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 5 лет назад +26

      I mean the fucking banned so much shit for nsfw

    • @stickymallet
      @stickymallet 5 лет назад +142

      nah they just banned lolicon and shotacon
      yknow the borderline pedophilia

    • @xenon7232
      @xenon7232 5 лет назад +21

      Tbh I only go on there for the NSFW and the stupid general chats

    • @stickymallet
      @stickymallet 5 лет назад +46

      @@TeriiTeri honestly its disgusting yeah ur right

    • @MsLucho1998
      @MsLucho1998 5 лет назад +28

      Tobio Tenma yet they leave furry pedos.

  • @eeveeboi7174
    @eeveeboi7174 Год назад +2

    The worst part of the "springle" act is that it's not even original, it's pretty clearly done parody of tingle from legend of Zelda, a grown man who wears a green jumpsuit and thinks he's a fairy with magic powes, and his signature phrase is "Kooloo-Limpah!" literally copied it exactly

  • @E333E
    @E333E 3 года назад +13

    I find it refreshing to see a company that isn't spamming adverts all the time and how much they want money.

    • @Yeetntx
      @Yeetntx 2 года назад +2

      yeah theyre adding so much features in nitro and not focusing on the Free version makes it feel like they just want money

  • @ZeulisOK
    @ZeulisOK 5 лет назад +1547

    *Discord is a platform where everyone spams @everyone if they have the chance*

    • @Keanu252
      @Keanu252 5 лет назад +82

      Reminder that discord is run by a bunch of furries, the cringy type
      Remember that and suddenly all this makes a lot more sense

    • @Superbl0bby
      @Superbl0bby 5 лет назад +7

      Zeul aw shinkledinks

    • @lordferbus2970
      @lordferbus2970 5 лет назад

      That is something we don't want

    • @crysanthiumvega
      @crysanthiumvega 5 лет назад +3

      I've been fucking banned for @ing an admin while we were in the middle of a conversation.

    • @JustAGiraffe
      @JustAGiraffe 5 лет назад +9

      I made a bot for my server that renames anyone who uses @everyone to 'degenerate'

  • @joelmacool
    @joelmacool 5 лет назад +1190

    Tingle, Tingle, kooloo-limpah!
    why is tingle working for discord

    • @jevilcore
      @jevilcore 5 лет назад +42

      His dad told him to get a job, so he did

    • @DualEdgest
      @DualEdgest 5 лет назад +23

      Because someone STOLE HIS MAGIC WORDS

    • @Peinbringer
      @Peinbringer 5 лет назад +18

      ​@@DualEdgest Incoming Nintendo lawsuit on behalf of Tingle.

    • @alexandros5412
      @alexandros5412 5 лет назад +10

      @Joelmacool he was tired of people mistreating him for being a fairy, so he went to discord, where the entire program is run by fairies

    • @fakesmile172
      @fakesmile172 5 лет назад +1

      BECOME READABLE!

  • @monikaalts3905
    @monikaalts3905 Год назад +2

    Discord support team is really strange

  • @0scy
    @0scy 3 года назад +4

    Him: I am an adult i am going to swear

  • @Webberjo
    @Webberjo 5 лет назад +1331

    They must've cleaned up their act 'cause when I messaged them last month with a bug report I was replied to professionally, with no mention of elves whatsoever.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 5 лет назад +561

      The one normal guy working there

    • @GnosticGnome
      @GnosticGnome 5 лет назад +434

      @@GeraltofRivia22 He was fired when a girl noticed his lack of smiling and reported him to HR.

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 5 лет назад +190

      I think theyre tryna clean up their shit cause of accusations of being some weird furry cp group.

    • @kasaittv3809
      @kasaittv3809 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah me either if anything it was very professional

    • @YcleptCrazy
      @YcleptCrazy 5 лет назад +99

      @@Ehh..... Not much of an accusation when it was pretty much in plain sight. Their staff is gross unless they decided to make changes finally. "Here's a bunch of listed words you can't say!" meanwhile, there's tons of dating servers with underage kids being preyed on by grown ass adults. Creepy ass loli servers and pedo servers, with both mixed together with a Furry spin! Great times.

  • @Tae-N
    @Tae-N 5 лет назад +2537

    Nobody:
    Discord: we are a chat room for gamers!
    Also Discord: UWU NOTICES UR BULDGE

    • @werewolfgamer115
      @werewolfgamer115 5 лет назад +25

      Hmm.....i play red dead 2 and I'm a furry........perfect

    • @sioraigrian8400
      @sioraigrian8400 5 лет назад +3

      rise up tbh

    • @raining_softly
      @raining_softly 5 лет назад +3

      @@hubert06299 Shat up, or I will git u kicked, but in *real* life. °^°
      RRrRRrRRrRRrrRrrEEeeEEEEEeEeE
      "e"
      rRrrReEeeeeeEEEEee

    • @dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898
      @dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898 5 лет назад +67

      @@raining_softly you're gross

    • @dinkelheit88
      @dinkelheit88 5 лет назад +4

      dont ask me about my profile picture I’m asking you about your profile picture

  • @Einamu
    @Einamu 2 года назад +2

    Had to rewatch this after getting another shitty hype squad email

  • @mr.ditkovitch9704
    @mr.ditkovitch9704 3 года назад +3

    4:18 at 0.25x speed is golden

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 5 лет назад +883

    Springle crunched his reindooble into my sisters hoofersnatch, along with all their support elves. It was disgusting, from now on, I am going to be Elf Slayer.

    • @DevilMayCarry
      @DevilMayCarry 5 лет назад +29

      @Dave David Someone didn't have a childhood if they think a Pokemon image makes you a weeb

    • @Mintbeef
      @Mintbeef 5 лет назад +41

      He was probably referencing the relation between 'Elf Slayer' and the hip new anime 'Goblin Slayer'

    • @creeeamy7133
      @creeeamy7133 5 лет назад +18

      Am I still a weeb if I have one last shred of human decency and take showers?

    • @wcskeleton1388
      @wcskeleton1388 5 лет назад +31

      Creeeamy you arent a weeb if you just watch anime. If you think about japan in the shower and get an erection, you are a weeb

    • @mcmikemo
      @mcmikemo 5 лет назад +13

      @@wcskeleton1388 but weebs don't take showers

  • @crypticcorvus2879
    @crypticcorvus2879 5 лет назад +1695

    I think the demographic they're aiming for is "People who still play Overwatch"

    • @fats2010
      @fats2010 5 лет назад +43

      as someone who still plays overwatch i find discord absolutely hilarious!!!

    • @protohype5928
      @protohype5928 5 лет назад +87

      Nah, people who still play Overwatch aren't this fucking cringeworthy.

    • @Vulprex
      @Vulprex 5 лет назад +220

      @@protohype5928 debatable

    • @incsy320
      @incsy320 5 лет назад +10

      Pretty hilarious since I only downloaded discord a couple weeks ago after getting back into OW because nearly everyone uses it instead of the garbage social features in game.

    • @dinkelheit88
      @dinkelheit88 5 лет назад +10

      Somebody press the furry alarm AAAH

  • @selfactualizer2099
    @selfactualizer2099 Год назад +5

    It's because server owners and mods are treating discord as a business.
    I've legit had a 13 year old mod refer to their position of moderator as their job.
    They treat users like numbers. They are expecting discord to supply a monetary value in the future. It's like investing.
    So all the servers have to be perfect and mass marketed but also heavily guarded to be exactly the way the owners and mods want.
    I got banned from *the* yugioh discord, because I called a guy a doomer. (He kept complaining and complaining in chat and all I said was stop being a doomer, banned lmao.)
    *Partner* server is why mods and owners are so sweaty. They want to monetize their servers in any way possible, any method that says "success" even if they don't even make money for it.
    This is why us og gamers have nostalgia for, party chat on consoles and private Skype groups before discord came out.
    Skype honestly, was amazing, purely because they didn't care about milking us for money.
    The people who made discord have been in trouble in the past for using their software to try to farm profit off of people in less than moral ways.
    They saw gamers using Skype, and decided to make a "Skype for gamers" it was an idea that literally couldn't fail.
    The real culprit here is trying to monetize all of the internet,
    This is why youtube has gone so far downhill, this is why Nintendo Xbox and playstation has been trying to maximize returns. This is why there is no innovation.
    It's all about maximizing profits using minimal expenses.
    So, please, let's all go back to Skype hahaha

    • @yourregularf1channel
      @yourregularf1channel Год назад +1

      Not gonna lie, at the end, you was right! LOL

    • @heroinlover9000
      @heroinlover9000 9 месяцев назад

      is skype still good nowadays? i know there was a reason why it became unpopular but i never looked into it

  • @docu4
    @docu4 2 года назад +3

    they took tingles line from Zelda