Anime Made My University Afraid of Me

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
  • This is the greatest freshman year of All Time

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  • @nintengurnd
    @nintengurnd 6 лет назад +14256

    This is the greatest character development of All Time

    • @Luceralus
      @Luceralus 5 лет назад +32

      James Nintengu well said

    • @billkillem
      @billkillem 5 лет назад +364

      “Absolute loser becomes a god”

    • @sageyboy1999
      @sageyboy1999 5 лет назад +88

      Anime creators should take some serious notes

    • @battleborgtv8096
      @battleborgtv8096 5 лет назад +10

      its like chanubio

    • @drugdealer6
      @drugdealer6 5 лет назад +6

      i like your profile picture becuase it has a touhou character that i love

  • @whelchy2409
    @whelchy2409 5 лет назад +5108

    There’s a difference between interesting mystery and school shooter mystery

    • @ChiefTJBallout
      @ChiefTJBallout 4 года назад +291

      The difference is interesting mystery is only in anime

    • @luisalouvain4033
      @luisalouvain4033 4 года назад +23

      @@ChiefTJBallout Oh man

    • @rikitikitoki
      @rikitikitoki 4 года назад +91

      difference is youre either attractive or not.

    • @luisalouvain4033
      @luisalouvain4033 4 года назад +73

      @@rikitikitoki Charlie is pretty cute tho

    • @flambedread9532
      @flambedread9532 4 года назад +58

      @@luisalouvain4033 he honestly is, and I'm not even gay

  • @zeromeaning2848
    @zeromeaning2848 4 года назад +12155

    During his time in college he forgot about the power of friendship.

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 4 года назад +112

      ZeRoMeaning I guess all loners or socially awkward people are doomed

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 4 года назад +332

      The other main characters took too long to break him out of his shell. He learned it eventually though in episode 19 season 1.

    • @dekuvisuals9847
      @dekuvisuals9847 4 года назад +3

      ZeRoMeaning 🤣🤣🤣

    • @OllieMawLe
      @OllieMawLe 4 года назад +15

      @@TheSilentWalkerz amazing how you see this guy and think that is true

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад +12

      @@OllieMawLe
      What do you mean this is the origin of all school shooters ?

  • @boboony
    @boboony 3 года назад +5632

    "you know I can't talk about that dad." fucking died

    • @gavinklein4998
      @gavinklein4998 3 года назад +73

      💀

    • @mansurahmed9065
      @mansurahmed9065 3 года назад +33

      😂😂😂

    • @pencilcase2303
      @pencilcase2303 3 года назад +314

      I imagined myself instead of Charlie saying that in this situation, and I cringed so hard, it felt like my brain gave me a slap.

    • @Jimbo386000
      @Jimbo386000 3 года назад +100

      I cringed so hard my face ripped

    • @Yam-lu3ti
      @Yam-lu3ti 3 года назад +31

      Died of cringe yes

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 4 года назад +28600

    "Son, how are you feeling about college"
    "Sorry father, that's classified."

    • @GRUBBIEGAY
      @GRUBBIEGAY 4 года назад +284

      lmao

    • @loukurasdoarthur
      @loukurasdoarthur 4 года назад +614

      I'd like to set the record that I audibly and fully laughed at this rather than loudly exhale through my noise

    • @kayky5310
      @kayky5310 4 года назад +188

      [REDACTED]

    • @gangstaace56
      @gangstaace56 4 года назад +79

      @@marcusvillela4827 cool but do you like boys that look like a female?

    • @Nathan-fp9ho
      @Nathan-fp9ho 4 года назад +10

      Next bread boys sketch

  • @CytotoxinK
    @CytotoxinK 5 лет назад +2046

    As George Orwell once said, "No autobiography should be believed unless it reveals something disgraceful."

    • @reddragonredemption9077
      @reddragonredemption9077 5 лет назад +67

      CytotoxinK “This is the greatest autobiography of all time, - by Charlie”

    • @revenger211
      @revenger211 5 лет назад +8

      True that lol

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +21

      "Don't do any of what Charlie did in his freshman year in college." - Dr. Phil

    • @noahshatner9152
      @noahshatner9152 5 лет назад +1

      I was your 1000th like

    • @SinoLegionaire
      @SinoLegionaire 4 года назад +3

      @@DekkarJr "I'm going to be humble, I'm not the greatest mathematician of all time, Tesla was miles a head of me, but according to my calculations, Charlie made an oopsie poopsie" -Albert Einsteen

  • @natejohnson1083
    @natejohnson1083 4 года назад +6634

    Bro 10 minutes of constant speech and he didnt stutter once. No script. This is your anime superpower

    • @jeusen595
      @jeusen595 4 года назад +162

      Nate Johnson probably has a script tho

    • @ibrahimabdullahi3077
      @ibrahimabdullahi3077 4 года назад +12

      @@jeusen595 Exactly

    • @OggerFN
      @OggerFN 4 года назад +118

      8:32

    • @dr.ticklepants4030
      @dr.ticklepants4030 4 года назад +217

      Nate Johnson there’s a few cuts and you can see him glance at his computer now and then which i’m sure has at least some type of notes on it

    • @itscoolthough419
      @itscoolthough419 4 года назад +8

      He stuttered twice

  • @lukashollund5145
    @lukashollund5145 3 года назад +3561

    Charlie is revealing his sad anime back story

    • @johnthegamerman404
      @johnthegamerman404 3 года назад +11

      it's working

    • @LightGOAT
      @LightGOAT 3 года назад +1

      867 likes and 2 comnents lol

    • @yy4192
      @yy4192 3 года назад +28

      *sad naruto flute*

    • @deonx262
      @deonx262 3 года назад +8

      @@yy4192 proceeds to do talk no jutsu

    • @yy4192
      @yy4192 3 года назад +3

      @@deonx262 lol

  • @yourbuddyalex835
    @yourbuddyalex835 4 года назад +15223

    “Are ya winning son?”
    “I’m sorry father, unfortunately I cannot give out information about that at this time”

    • @kevinmann7761
      @kevinmann7761 4 года назад +38

      Nice

    • @Labib-dw1lk
      @Labib-dw1lk 4 года назад +32

      999 likes ,I’m a perfectionist

    • @allftw2677
      @allftw2677 4 года назад +11

      @@Labib-dw1lk sorry 1k now.

    • @Labib-dw1lk
      @Labib-dw1lk 4 года назад +10

      all ftw damnit 😂

    • @allftw2677
      @allftw2677 4 года назад +9

      @@Labib-dw1lk your perfection has been ruined
      😂

  • @cartierr6717
    @cartierr6717 5 лет назад +5003

    Charlie’s college years should be turned into a anime, that’d be a great comedy

    • @xylxylxylxyl
      @xylxylxylxyl 4 года назад +9

      @@TheSecondVersion Yo, thanks for sharing.

    • @xqlaithy2387
      @xqlaithy2387 4 года назад +32

      Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shi

    • @xylxylxylxyl
      @xylxylxylxyl 4 года назад +4

      @@xqlaithy2387 This similar to WataMote?

    • @hugohepworth5633
      @hugohepworth5633 4 года назад +3

      Vito C Beat me to it

    • @fireship3007
      @fireship3007 4 года назад +6

      @@xylxylxylxyl nah its a romcom. Its really good though

  • @firstdibs6790
    @firstdibs6790 5 лет назад +5610

    Just imagine trying to talk to a guy you're into, he keeps quiet, and then suddenly just takes off his necklace, puts it over his eyes, turns on some strobe lights, and just stares at you.

    • @xtracheezyy9173
      @xtracheezyy9173 5 лет назад +90

      13 Shades of Communism legit nightmare material

    • @GenocideLv
      @GenocideLv 4 года назад +238

      seems like the quiet ignoring treatment actually worked on her for a while, many dumb girls low key like being treated like they dont exist. But when it was too much she probably just thought he must be autistic.

    • @pauledchampion
      @pauledchampion 4 года назад +94

      @@GenocideLv ok incel

    • @GenocideLv
      @GenocideLv 4 года назад +137

      @@pauledchampion how the fuck does that make me an incel? Its literally a fact. I had a bitch follow me around all campus just because I ignored her. It only made her clingier. Same goes to many guys I know. A lot of girls with daddy issues are like this. The only real incel who has no experience with women must be you.

    • @BS-lg7fk
      @BS-lg7fk 4 года назад +59

      @@GenocideLvwow, you sure know a lot about women

  • @NoMartialArtsKenny
    @NoMartialArtsKenny 3 года назад +1859

    I watched Death Note in 8th grade and sat like L in my English class for a week

    • @mtyre05
      @mtyre05 3 года назад +323

      💀

    • @Vagabunda-z9m
      @Vagabunda-z9m 3 года назад +63

      🤣🥶🥶

    • @Christian-be6eg
      @Christian-be6eg 2 года назад +141

      I thought about doing that but I didn't

    • @mtyre05
      @mtyre05 2 года назад +266

      @@Christian-be6eg thank god you didnt

    • @jacksblue
      @jacksblue 2 года назад +113

      In 8th grade i used to sit like Near(because I thought that sitting like L would be too obvious), used to do the finger in hair thing and was playing with pencils during lessons as if I was building something with them(similar to what L and Near were doing..)

  • @seasalt5650
    @seasalt5650 4 года назад +8101

    I feel bad for you dude, i couldn’t imagine the level of cringe you feel when you randomly think about that

    • @t.a.d.k.d6580
      @t.a.d.k.d6580 4 года назад +248

      bossman just like us after keeping these profile pictures after 20+ years later

    • @rhettburnham4535
      @rhettburnham4535 4 года назад +82

      T.A.D .K.D yup

    • @MutantBoar
      @MutantBoar 4 года назад +80

      Oh Yeah Yeah

    • @t.a.d.k.d6580
      @t.a.d.k.d6580 4 года назад +50

      Pharaoh *no*

    • @4nd3rzzon
      @4nd3rzzon 4 года назад +84

      One thing I did which makes me super cringe is that I use to walk around and sway my arms and shoulders like I was some kind of bodybuilder hunk, when I was the complete opposite,
      fortunately that ended when some kid asked why I walked like some wannabe gangster

  • @freshpeanut4967
    @freshpeanut4967 4 года назад +3524

    “You know I can’t talk about that dad”, Charlie what are you talking about, her pants must have been soiled

    • @vegetarblessb
      @vegetarblessb 4 года назад +167

      FreshPeanut yes because of fear lmao

    • @freshpeanut4967
      @freshpeanut4967 4 года назад +91

      Nn Bb Out of pity

    • @jordanmeli9431
      @jordanmeli9431 4 года назад +8

      I want to like this but it's at 666 and I can't ruin that

    • @freshpeanut4967
      @freshpeanut4967 4 года назад +14

      Jordan Meli Let’s hope no BOZO comes along and messes it up

    • @jordanmeli9431
      @jordanmeli9431 4 года назад +12

      Friggin bozos

  • @Filippa1.1.
    @Filippa1.1. 4 года назад +22066

    Imaging if he stayed like this and his channel was called epic magic man

    • @lemonoriaki7996
      @lemonoriaki7996 4 года назад +822

      I would die of cancer maybe

    • @Filippa1.1.
      @Filippa1.1. 4 года назад +141

      PxL yeah same

    • @iceneox0o78
      @iceneox0o78 4 года назад +143

      @@Filippa1.1. His channel would be like Melonpan's but with a darker tone

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 4 года назад +95

      yo-yo master 2000

    • @MsAssasinated
      @MsAssasinated 4 года назад +14

      Putin u handsome man

  • @bruhsoundeffect2558
    @bruhsoundeffect2558 3 года назад +1564

    Girl: nice necklace
    Charlie: *stares into her soul*

    • @kj192
      @kj192 3 года назад +6

      Take that 69th like

    • @doomset1231
      @doomset1231 3 года назад +42

      Cant believe the girl didn’t shit her pants and run away

    • @hskdd2226
      @hskdd2226 2 года назад +7

      Charlie: superman heat vision

    • @Ltwpe
      @Ltwpe 2 года назад

      Lol

    • @johnathanmaturino1208
      @johnathanmaturino1208 2 года назад

      He was just taking the time to rate how moist she was

  • @mizmimaroses
    @mizmimaroses 5 лет назад +3536

    Your friendship with Kaia really did save you from going down the darkest timeline. Turns out anime was right about the power of friendship after all...

    • @hoonterofhoonters6588
      @hoonterofhoonters6588 5 лет назад +95

      Yeah, it's just a shame that Kaia uses that relationship to indoctrinate him into turkish white supremacy.

    • @geyotepilkington2892
      @geyotepilkington2892 5 лет назад +184

      @@hoonterofhoonters6588 What

    • @ImTheBluestBird
      @ImTheBluestBird 5 лет назад +28

      Geyote Pilkington I think he’s joking about Kaya, but I’m not positive.

    • @geyotepilkington2892
      @geyotepilkington2892 5 лет назад +8

      @@ImTheBluestBird I know theres a lot of bs pewdiepie drama so I was hoping to be filled in on ths turkish white supremacy theory

    • @Qulize
      @Qulize 5 лет назад +3

      @@hoonterofhoonters6588 What the fuck?

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 6 лет назад +7099

    Lol. your poor dad trying to teach you social skills.

  • @ixaFerd
    @ixaFerd 6 лет назад +3342

    *top 10 tragic anime pasts*

  • @angryteaparty5450
    @angryteaparty5450 3 года назад +611

    “Are you excited about college, son?”
    “You know college killed my parents.”

    • @JoJoshia
      @JoJoshia 2 года назад +3

      Holy cows so true

  • @inregiis5327
    @inregiis5327 4 года назад +5957

    "Girls love the mysterious, troubled artist." Adolf Hitler would have something to say to that.

    • @vladimirtrumpladen1957
      @vladimirtrumpladen1957 4 года назад +278

      Hitler-san,,uWu.

    • @krow2228
      @krow2228 4 года назад +62

      This is funny... but fuck man.....

    • @billiebhaskarawibawa1402
      @billiebhaskarawibawa1402 4 года назад +158

      Hitler was popular af with girls when nazis was in charge tho

    • @PyroFTB
      @PyroFTB 4 года назад +12

      @NPC 420 Shädman is a fucking God

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 4 года назад +19

      Wdym man hitler was popular with girls

  • @bigguy6570
    @bigguy6570 4 года назад +14388

    charlie: *is mysterious to get girls interested in him*
    girl: *is interested in him*
    charlie: *REMAINS MYSTERIOUS*

    • @babi8026
      @babi8026 3 года назад +94

      lmaooooo
      also i like your pfp :)

    • @elviroarthur
      @elviroarthur 3 года назад +771

      Task failed successfully

    • @luisgay5897
      @luisgay5897 3 года назад +473

      Well, he was emulating anime characters so he at least he didn't break character.

    • @air8027
      @air8027 3 года назад +138

      *COMMIT*

    • @aguy283
      @aguy283 3 года назад +9

      True

  • @abstractalgebrist251
    @abstractalgebrist251 5 лет назад +4082

    I cried when he said "CHARLIE-SAN"

    • @cjp306
      @cjp306 5 лет назад +133

      Same, just in pain

    • @WolfshotPlayz
      @WolfshotPlayz 5 лет назад +15

      Feel better soon

    • @imeakdo7
      @imeakdo7 4 года назад +16

      Charlie-san, please be my master!

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 года назад +7

      I cried bloody tears.

    • @bootlegcrusader1773
      @bootlegcrusader1773 4 года назад +4

      The first minute in is started crying

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl 3 года назад +457

    The mistake was that he didn't watch enough anime to see when the quiet guy opens up and they have character progression.

    • @MrStolboy
      @MrStolboy 3 года назад

      Bro don’t bring anime to real life, it doesn’t work

    • @bloodninja2517
      @bloodninja2517 3 года назад +49

      @@MrStolboy he is joking obviously

    • @MidnightStorm4990
      @MidnightStorm4990 2 года назад +9

      @@bloodninja2517 i dont think he was brought up in a household with jokes

    • @PrinceFloof
      @PrinceFloof 2 года назад

      @@MrStolboy Yea replicating anime in real life is like trying shitty pick up lines

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss Год назад +2

      charlie legit did what tomoko did in watamote

  • @zachsilby4569
    @zachsilby4569 4 года назад +9385

    If this guy, with all his stories and all his embarassment, was able to get a girlfriend. We all have hope.

  • @davidzlatkov3578
    @davidzlatkov3578 4 года назад +4909

    "Are ya winning son"
    "I can't talk about that father"

  • @jojow.877
    @jojow.877 6 лет назад +1543

    YOU KNOW I CAN’T TALK ABOUT THAT, DAD

    • @pinkposieboy6159
      @pinkposieboy6159 5 лет назад +27

      Jojo W. I knew immediately as he said that, that this story was going to be bad

    • @Noctifern
      @Noctifern 4 года назад +2

      Almost too cringworthy to watch lmfao, didn't know people were actually like this

    • @Peter-lv5sl
      @Peter-lv5sl 4 года назад +2

      @@Noctifern ok buddy

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 4 года назад

      You want your noise cancelling headphones?

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 года назад +456

    "So, you want that for here or to go?"
    "You know I can't answer that, Wendy's employee."

    • @zerorequiem6016
      @zerorequiem6016 3 года назад +27

      should have said:
      "welcome to Wendy's what would you like toda-"
      "Sorry that information is confiscated"

    • @personperson7316
      @personperson7316 3 года назад

      wendy’s employee, wendy’s employee

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Год назад +2

      "Cmon, Wendy won't know--I won't tell"
      "You don't understand what's at stake"😎🚬

    • @marcen12
      @marcen12 Год назад

      ​@@zerorequiem6016This sounds like something out of Night Vale lol

  • @richardschmachtenberg5858
    @richardschmachtenberg5858 5 лет назад +3942

    You admit the embarrassing moments we all keep hidden. Lot of respect, thank you.

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 лет назад +85

      Well, by admitting them he is also saying that he is no longer that person. So it could be the opposite of embarrassing. He could be PROUD of all the shit he did for the exact reason.
      Also, like damn. How does such a fucked up child turn to a moderately normal adult.

    • @bobbyhill4118
      @bobbyhill4118 5 лет назад +12

      Richard Schmachtenberg I can tell that he learned from his old days and became the polar opposite to what he used to be.

    • @jurrepdb439
      @jurrepdb439 5 лет назад +1

      And when you admit it charlie shits it

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 5 лет назад +10

      I licked my dogs nipple trying to act like a puppy when i was a little kid. Are you entertained?

    • @conanrose1182
      @conanrose1182 5 лет назад +1

      I'm irrelevant but if anyone wants to know my most embarrassing story feel free to ask.

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад +1833

    If Charlie can go from that to what he is now, I'm a-okay.

    • @V3lv3n
      @V3lv3n 6 лет назад +41

      Lloyd Nix same lmao, i was worried about starting uni

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад +89

      Shit, I forgot about that. Never-mind, I'm fucked.

    • @transparentbystander253
      @transparentbystander253 6 лет назад +3

      Lloyd Nix
      Hey you remember that time juzo nearly beat the living shit out of kaneki?

  • @ack434
    @ack434 4 года назад +1952

    Let's appreciate how Charlie opened up on his past mistakes and changed himself for the better.

    • @toogaytolift9176
      @toogaytolift9176 4 года назад +46

      You act like he kicked a puppy on instagram live😂

    • @ack434
      @ack434 4 года назад +56

      @@toogaytolift9176 I don't know how your comment really relates to mine but sure.

    • @sauceboss7165
      @sauceboss7165 4 года назад +3

      Yup

    • @ack434
      @ack434 4 года назад +25

      @@toogaytolift9176 Well it was a mistake he thought that way ain't it?

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 4 года назад +3

      @@toogaytolift9176 on the internet, owning up to having a cringy anime phase is just as bad if not worse

  • @eternity5611
    @eternity5611 2 года назад +273

    Not gonna lie I had the friend who did magic tricks at every party. People loved it. Never got old over the years. He worked at a bar and did it for customers. They loved it too. Would leave yelp reviews specifically because they liked it. We used to get high all the time together. He passed tho. Miss that guy.

    • @ek6352
      @ek6352 2 года назад +27

      Ikr. When he talked about the card thing I was literally thinking "This wouldn't be so bad like you are saying"

    • @samphillips8188
      @samphillips8188 2 года назад +23

      @@ek6352 It's about the intent though. If someone is doing magic because they are passionate about it, it's fun and unique.If they do it with the intent to be mysterious magic man it colors everything and makes it wierd.

    • @DoctorBones1
      @DoctorBones1 Год назад +1

      @@samphillips8188 yeah at first i thought it would be fun to bring a deck of cards to parties or smth and do tricks, but to impress your crush? i thought it was just to show it off to your friends

  • @darko6899
    @darko6899 5 лет назад +3058

    To translate:
    Penguinz0 wanted to be a main anime protagonist

    • @traolin5877
      @traolin5877 5 лет назад +296

      No no, he wanted to be the secondary protagonist; the one that is cooler, smarter, and usually seems more skilled than MC but always ends up losing to MC by some stroke of luck pulled out of MCs rectum or by the powers of love and friendship.

    • @darko6899
      @darko6899 5 лет назад +24

      Trao Lin he literally said he wanted to be the main protagonist but pk

    • @damkylan3
      @damkylan3 5 лет назад +55

      "No one wants to be vegeta"
      You... don't know many DBZ fans, do you?

    • @jiten9843
      @jiten9843 5 лет назад +7

      @@damkylan3 I can say I'm a dbz fan and I can second that. I do really like vegeta but If I got the chance I would definitely be goku

    • @bigmoisture69
      @bigmoisture69 5 лет назад +9

      @DeadMemes NeedToStayDead true true... But everybody prefers killua over gon though...

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 6 лет назад +9777

    I'm going to college this year.
    Thanks for the advice!
    I'm going to be the determined loud protagonist instead of the mysterious cool guy.

    • @Penguin1999sci
      @Penguin1999sci 6 лет назад +1126

      BELIEVE IT!

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 6 лет назад +895

      Penguin321
      *points finger guns*
      This guy gets it.

    • @juliov.5812
      @juliov.5812 6 лет назад +42

      Smiley the Smile yu yu hakoshu?

    • @jaimerojas6578
      @jaimerojas6578 6 лет назад +204

      Smiley the Smile The be yourself advise isn't a good idea when your a weeb xd

    • @gumball2253
      @gumball2253 6 лет назад +247

      Smiley the Smile careful buddy, don't be shooting up the school with a spirit gun

  • @SirCodsworth
    @SirCodsworth 6 лет назад +15636

    I got second hand embarrassment from this

    • @alexandervega4381
      @alexandervega4381 6 лет назад +140

      is there a term for that?

    • @thisismyname5657
      @thisismyname5657 6 лет назад +899

      @@alexandervega4381
      Cringe, but that poor word had been beaten to death.

    • @太陽-y5b
      @太陽-y5b 5 лет назад +31

      Fucking same man

    • @okay6456
      @okay6456 5 лет назад +7

      Bro same

    • @victorrh5565
      @victorrh5565 5 лет назад +17

      @@alexandervega4381 Pena ajena

  • @kylek7748
    @kylek7748 3 года назад +763

    In my first semester of college a blond chick that sat next to me in psychology asked me if I wanted to study with her after class and my dumbass literally just quietly tried to study while sitting right next to her in the library. She obviously didn't care about studying and just wanted to talk to me and we no joke sat in the library next to each other in dead silence for an hour because I was too socially awkward to get the hint or to speak😂

    • @DavidHernandez-te4mj
      @DavidHernandez-te4mj 3 года назад +124

      Thanks for the cringe

    • @kylek7748
      @kylek7748 3 года назад +133

      @@DavidHernandez-te4mj anytime, I think about twice a week at 2am so I figured I'd pass it on

    • @johnnysilverhand626
      @johnnysilverhand626 3 года назад +50

      @@kylek7748 more cringe stories plz

    • @squirtleislife1312
      @squirtleislife1312 3 года назад +75

      I felt this one in my soul. It feels like something I could've done myself, that's why it feels too close to comfort

    • @garbagetrash2938
      @garbagetrash2938 3 года назад +92

      An ex of mine asked me to "fix her computer" and when I got to her house, her dad was gone and she was dressed provocatively. So we went to her room, I fixed her computer, and left. I still remember before I left she asked me if "that was it?" And I still didn't get the hint. This was like 4 years ago now.
      Edit: computer problem was that she needed to update graphics drivers. She definitely knew how to do that.

  • @randomguy7928
    @randomguy7928 5 лет назад +3505

    This absolute CHAD used to be an anti-social weeb? HOW?!

    • @DongusMcBongus
      @DongusMcBongus 5 лет назад +246

      Gyms hate him!

    • @egg3288
      @egg3288 5 лет назад +132

      @@DongusMcBongus Girls want him!

    • @thunderthys2077
      @thunderthys2077 5 лет назад +132

      @@egg3288 Find out how he does it with one simple trick

    • @randomperson-sn4rj
      @randomperson-sn4rj 5 лет назад +18

      You can too just use this one simple life hack
      (Insert shitty life hack video here)

    • @elliottyancey804
      @elliottyancey804 5 лет назад +38

      @@randomperson-sn4rj all you have to do is snort gas infused corn syrup.

  • @umadbroyo2388
    @umadbroyo2388 4 года назад +2678

    He couldn’t be the anime protagonist because his parents are still alive. Rookie mistake....

    • @teyos8688
      @teyos8688 4 года назад +11

      Owen Power no pls no

    • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
      @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 4 года назад +87

      @@teyos8688 the orphanator

    • @Poop-qz9yn
      @Poop-qz9yn 4 года назад +22

      @@dweltstorm cursed comments

    • @Jerry-nv4tq
      @Jerry-nv4tq 4 года назад +22

      He could be a jojo protagonist, Jotaro and Josuke had both their parents alive when they were the MCs.

    • @nickkinng4176
      @nickkinng4176 4 года назад +3

      Parent* his mom is not alive actually

  • @hippaman2435
    @hippaman2435 4 года назад +1269

    he barely says “um” or “uhh” while talking, that’s a huge accomplishment for a introvert

    • @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά
      @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά 4 года назад +2

      Umm

    • @DanS044
      @DanS044 4 года назад +68

      He’s not an introvert, was probably was when he adopted the mask

    • @berndlauert8179
      @berndlauert8179 4 года назад +6

      9:57 listen closely

    • @sam-bk8hg
      @sam-bk8hg 4 года назад +23

      thats socially incapable not introverted

    • @ece-hr5fg
      @ece-hr5fg 4 года назад +10

      Ronin Himura why are you replying to a comment from 6 months ago like the person even remembers writing it? and why do you even think that? you're so cool, calling people online morons! get a life maybe?

  • @ZwalistyDrwal
    @ZwalistyDrwal 3 года назад +478

    "I watched a lot of anime in highschool"
    wow, that explains a lot from Charlie's...attitude toward sexuality

    • @eduardochavacano
      @eduardochavacano 3 года назад +36

      I had to pretend to like Anime in grad school. Scholars study anime like its theater or science.

    • @for_your_entertainment
      @for_your_entertainment 3 года назад +11

      @@eduardochavacano what graduate school were you in? Sounds dope.

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 3 года назад +89

      @@for_your_entertainment reddit

  • @SparaticSpartan
    @SparaticSpartan 6 лет назад +1988

    “You know I can’t talk about that dad” LOL WHAT THE HELL

  • @clintleclerc9296
    @clintleclerc9296 6 лет назад +604

    Every time you share an embarrassing story I start off thinking “oh it cant be that bad” and end thinking “how has he made it this far alive?”

    • @99range92def
      @99range92def 6 лет назад +41

      You know i can't talk about that clint leclerc.

    • @leemarshall6513
      @leemarshall6513 4 года назад

      99range92def hey

    • @BrandonDePriest527
      @BrandonDePriest527 4 года назад +1

      Yeah lmao. Also like when did he transform from that, to his current self

  • @genericfirstnamegenericlas6490
    @genericfirstnamegenericlas6490 6 лет назад +2465

    That girl at the bar was probably into you, but you were too "Mysterious" to say anything.

    • @philsburydoboy
      @philsburydoboy 5 лет назад +70

      Really?

    • @genericfirstnamegenericlas6490
      @genericfirstnamegenericlas6490 5 лет назад +85

      We'll never know...

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 5 лет назад +269

      @@philsburydoboy She kept trying to talk to him despite him pretty much ignoring her. Obviously she was interested

    • @philsburydoboy
      @philsburydoboy 5 лет назад +64

      @@GeraltofRivia22 Oh, I see! You are certainly an astute fellow, old chap. When you become a modern day Sherlock Holmes, I will say: "You know, one of his earliest deductions was to me in the youtube comments section. Remember that website? Remember websites?? Yeah but anyway I had a a miniscule part in that guy's development as a genius in our time!"

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 5 лет назад +32

      @@philsburydoboy I would be Sherlock but I'm too lazy. So there go your bragging right, I guess.

  • @ranian9103
    @ranian9103 3 года назад +114

    When I heard the " You know I can't talk about that, dad" I instinctively paused the video, took my headphones out my ears, rubbed my eyes for good measure and couldn't stop laughing, my mom thought I was possessed because my laugh got stuck on my throat and I was just shaking. It hit so close to home, dam that's something I could've done I think, and it is now my favorite quote ever. Thank you for that.

  • @Kinoksis
    @Kinoksis 6 лет назад +3043

    Charlie you silly goose, the reason why your cool and mysterious guy persona didn't work is because you forgot the "nice guy" fedora!

    • @thomaspierson2135
      @thomaspierson2135 6 лет назад +16

      Kinoksis omfg yes

    • @YungCustard
      @YungCustard 6 лет назад +141

      Kinoksis and a trench coat

    • @lukeweaver8893
      @lukeweaver8893 6 лет назад +14

      actually with charlie being so hot a fedora would work. after all, the equation for fedoras is c = 2(x-4) where c is how cool you look and x is how attractive you are on a scale of 10

    • @h3ntail0rd33
      @h3ntail0rd33 6 лет назад +6

      m'lady

    • @coreykitchen5269
      @coreykitchen5269 6 лет назад +1

      Alright big gay al 😂

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 6 лет назад +2405

    "With anime, comes great resposibility" - Neil deGrasse Tyson

    • @_mango_
      @_mango_ 6 лет назад +4

      *Nyoom.

    • @craigcurrie644
      @craigcurrie644 6 лет назад +30

      Black science guy*

    • @kadem8_
      @kadem8_ 6 лет назад +2

      black science guy

    • @albedoshader
      @albedoshader 6 лет назад +13

      The comma, is completely unnecessary. - Your English teacher.

    • @raider_6057
      @raider_6057 6 лет назад

      Anime is trash

  • @serendipity309
    @serendipity309 5 лет назад +8955

    Poor Charlie, the illusion that the weirdo reclusive "mysterious" guy always gets girls in anime exists BECAUSE those animes are written by THE weirdo guy who doesn't' know how to interact with girls and just wishes that was a thing hahaa

    • @Pharomid
      @Pharomid 5 лет назад +1014

      I think you're onto something.

    • @frostysaturn4955
      @frostysaturn4955 5 лет назад +645

      10+ intellect

    • @xrz3000
      @xrz3000 5 лет назад +577

      If Charlie had your intellect backthen he would notice why Japan is the lowest country in birth rates

    • @michaelvaldez5098
      @michaelvaldez5098 5 лет назад +6

      True

    • @janandreas231
      @janandreas231 5 лет назад +55

      or maybe just because it sells...

  • @magi4020
    @magi4020 3 года назад +854

    Charlie was literally kaido from Saiki K

  • @djaesy
    @djaesy 5 лет назад +1296

    charlie went full sasuke

    • @slvlogs3961
      @slvlogs3961 5 лет назад +52

      djaesy nah he was worse

    • @Kikoou
      @Kikoou 5 лет назад +29

      Except it worked for Sasuke.

    • @psoasd
      @psoasd 5 лет назад +3

      shino

    • @Kikoou
      @Kikoou 5 лет назад +1

      @Gerry Buckets yeah, true.

    • @aguywithdirections1995
      @aguywithdirections1995 5 лет назад +1

      Im your 666th liker im the cool edgy mysterious guy because i love worshiping satan

  • @l_ndonmusic
    @l_ndonmusic 4 года назад +3630

    This gives me hope for everyone here. If Charlie can transform from emo “mysterious” college boy into Jesus Christ himself, then that gives me hope for the weebiest of weebs

    • @naruii5160
      @naruii5160 4 года назад +9

      yes

    • @natemussetter2179
      @natemussetter2179 4 года назад +25

      What about Chris Chan?

    • @flockstep
      @flockstep 4 года назад +100

      @Nate Mussetter he's too far gone, he's like 40 and believes he's married to mewtwo the pokemon

    • @metta9743
      @metta9743 4 года назад +12

      Realistic Luigi guys stop making fun of Chris Chan. He most likely is actually profoundly disabled.

    • @radwinabbdullahi6286
      @radwinabbdullahi6286 4 года назад

      Nah more like Jhon depressed Reeves

  • @abelballin4327
    @abelballin4327 4 года назад +3778

    I can just imagine charlie sitting in class like sauske ignoring everyone

    • @midnightmoon3661
      @midnightmoon3661 3 года назад +183

      Except girls aren’t blind like Sakura and people can see that it’s not cool

    • @taherpatrawala_
      @taherpatrawala_ 3 года назад +81

      @@midnightmoon3661 not just Sakura Literally (except Hina)every girl from their class were Simp for Sasuke 🙄

    • @lordofthesticks
      @lordofthesticks 3 года назад +3

      @IMBGOD agreed

    • @Watergunner
      @Watergunner 3 года назад +6

      @@midnightmoon3661 its an anime not that deep weirdo

    • @midnightmoon3661
      @midnightmoon3661 3 года назад +36

      @@Watergunner wdym how am I deep 💀

  • @Lyndsaylol
    @Lyndsaylol 2 года назад +95

    I so desperately want to see a picture of what he looked like in college

  • @kumma667
    @kumma667 6 лет назад +1334

    Damn I have a classmate that acted like that for YEARS and finally in our senior year we started talking and I learned the truth about him, that he was, and still is, a really shy nerd.

    • @turkialrasheedi8777
      @turkialrasheedi8777 6 лет назад +11

      part of my story

    • @secret3811
      @secret3811 6 лет назад +28

      Feels like he was sad. Give him a biscuit!

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 6 лет назад +7

      it sucks when you are slightly attractive

    • @Larrorlarry
      @Larrorlarry 6 лет назад +35

      citrus what the fuck are you talking about be happy you're not a hobgoblin

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 6 лет назад +20

      556x44 i guess but people have expectations of you when you are attractive and when they approach you and you are not at all what people expected you to be like, its an odd feeling lol

  • @daveadrian492
    @daveadrian492 5 лет назад +1783

    "Rain? Too mysterious to feel rain..."
    Dude wtf

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 лет назад +65

      @Dave Adrian The ironic thing is mysterious dudes love rain & most certainly feel it. As it attracts a strong Spiritual sense, Energy & calm in them.

    • @aaa72317
      @aaa72317 5 лет назад +236

      @@emanatingf Found the weird anime mysterious guy.

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 лет назад +11

      @@aaa72317 So; it's who I naturally am. I was like that before I even knew about Anime.

    • @gandalf1753
      @gandalf1753 5 лет назад +47

      @@aaa72317 i mean not being afraid to walk in the rain doesnt seem that weird, sometimes im gonna get a shower when i get home anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @aaa72317
      @aaa72317 5 лет назад +90

      @@emanatingf I'm sorry for the future you when he remembers the cringe in these comments.
      Best of luck to you, mate.

  • @MoonAuraIV
    @MoonAuraIV 4 года назад +1013

    "I really wanted to be the mysterious anime guy"
    That explains a lot.

    • @cezarjulian0320
      @cezarjulian0320 4 года назад

      BLOODSTEP- what?

    • @MoonAuraIV
      @MoonAuraIV 4 года назад +28

      @@cezarjulian0320 just makes sense with Charlie's personality/ style

    • @itscoolthough419
      @itscoolthough419 4 года назад +3

      But now he can pull it off because he’s famous

    • @ABCodeX
      @ABCodeX 4 года назад +3

      its cool though I would unsub if he tried that

    • @inordirectional
      @inordirectional 4 года назад +3

      @@ABCodeX plot twist: he's still trying it, all the time

  • @taddybear4244
    @taddybear4244 Год назад +25

    I can't believe Kaya was the one to talk Charlie out of so many things.

  • @Dollusionist
    @Dollusionist 4 года назад +5156

    This makes me feel a lot better about when I wore a scarf everywhere for a term in seventh grade cause I wanted to look like Sasuke from Naruto.

    • @Dollusionist
      @Dollusionist 4 года назад +410

      Hopefully people just thought I was cold cause luckily it was during the winter so that could be my excuse.

    • @Dollusionist
      @Dollusionist 4 года назад +66

      Like any t-shirt? well I mean yeah I wasn’t in a tuxedo, though I still wore a jacket everywhere cause the inside of the school got really cold.

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 4 года назад +242

      I don't even remember Sasuke wearing a scarf. Some of the other ninjas did but I don't remember him ever doing that. Sasuke did have the most unique outfits though.

    • @bushido_does
      @bushido_does 4 года назад +13

      Oh my

    • @ronanelliott9709
      @ronanelliott9709 4 года назад +326

      Anything you did in seventh grade is automatically excused, because that’s how things are in seventh grade

  • @mattm4156
    @mattm4156 6 лет назад +251

    *"you know I can't talk about that"*

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 лет назад +2204

    Are you sure they weren't afraid of you because of those guns on your arms.

    • @perfectiondreamusa
      @perfectiondreamusa 6 лет назад +113

      WA - POW
      *flexes*

    • @nabidiboyjones6567
      @nabidiboyjones6567 6 лет назад +164

      Or the other gun they thought he would bring

    • @lunokhod3937
      @lunokhod3937 6 лет назад +27

      dont you mean the gun in his arms

    • @benb1168
      @benb1168 6 лет назад +76

      Devon Palmer Or his towering height

    • @-Pathos-
      @-Pathos- 6 лет назад +41

      Or the one in his backpack

  • @manabluerose
    @manabluerose 6 лет назад +857

    rofl "too mysterious to feel rain." I sure am glad i ended this phase in my freshman year of highschool.

    • @irocc
      @irocc 6 лет назад +3

      I'm always that "meh, casuals" guy. It was actually good because I have good grades and I looked like I've done better, making people thinking I can do very great. The only thing I say I am extremely good at is Mario kart 7. I put like 170 hours in that game.

    • @Stormnator
      @Stormnator 6 лет назад

      Jrz2 the first lol mk7 was my game, I was unbeatable in like my whole state

    • @MatthewManney
      @MatthewManney 5 лет назад +6

      I never stopped. I am a duck to rain. Magikarp used spash. It did nothing.

    • @CahzinarX
      @CahzinarX 5 лет назад +1

      Mika Rose Jesus I'm glad I was never like this. Didn't start watching anime until it was too late for it to contaminate my view of how socializing is supposed to look I guess.

    • @HardBassSlav
      @HardBassSlav 5 лет назад +4

      Never watched anime, but I always walked out in the rain just because I liked it. Rain fucking rules.

  • @upyoursdotcom
    @upyoursdotcom 5 лет назад +1291

    "The only super power I had was being below average male height"
    You and I are not so different.

    • @Wonder7771
      @Wonder7771 4 года назад +19

      Ah yes.. a fellow short king comrade

    • @cowsgrowontrees980
      @cowsgrowontrees980 4 года назад +23

      I'm a 4'11" girl, you guys are masculine, towering behemoths to me.

    • @Esdeath_0001
      @Esdeath_0001 4 года назад

      Above average gang

    • @fashionsuckman4652
      @fashionsuckman4652 4 года назад

      @@cowsgrowontrees980 midgit

    • @cowsgrowontrees980
      @cowsgrowontrees980 4 года назад +3

      Suck Lord Technically, no but it’s pretty close! I think I won out by 2 inches :)

  • @Parkast
    @Parkast 6 лет назад +1826

    I can imagine the alternate reality where Charlie still thinks that being weeb trash is still cool and his channel is used pretty much exclusively for showing us his extensive anime memorabilia collection on a stock 2 megapixel laptop camera.

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 6 лет назад +208

      Why do I have the feeling that that's the real reality and our Charlie here is the alternate one.

    • @kozie9935
      @kozie9935 6 лет назад +102

      clearly thats the Prime reality and we are currently in the darkest timeline.

    • @memesareokay9355
      @memesareokay9355 6 лет назад +17

      Part 7 of his katana collection

    • @IskandarTheWack
      @IskandarTheWack 6 лет назад +20

      He's probably getting mad pussy. He lost cuz he quit before he mastered the art.

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 6 лет назад +3

      id still subscribe

  • @NoThumb
    @NoThumb 3 года назад +105

    "Wanna see a magic trick"
    "Please let us go, we haven't done anything to you"

  • @Shroomzy9219
    @Shroomzy9219 5 лет назад +1926

    Dude just level up charisma

    • @bobbobson4402
      @bobbobson4402 5 лет назад +12

      exactly

    • @LimoneneDaddy
      @LimoneneDaddy 5 лет назад +25

      What the fuck Is that a picture of in your profile pic?

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 лет назад +1

      But, it's my dump stat.

    • @rorschachfromthesouth4643
      @rorschachfromthesouth4643 5 лет назад +23

      Charlie's SPECIAL stats
      Strength: 5
      Perception: 8
      Endurance: 6
      Charisma: 1
      Agility: 5
      Luck: 5

    • @greaserat4126
      @greaserat4126 5 лет назад +10

      He already has 10 charisma what he needs is a better speech level

  • @avsaucyboi9733
    @avsaucyboi9733 6 лет назад +1320

    Now, he uploads videos on RUclips and makes people moist

    • @Rhapbus1
      @Rhapbus1 6 лет назад +19

      He was uploading videos DURING this time.

    • @corganfaller5579
      @corganfaller5579 6 лет назад +8

      Rhapbus1 That's what gets me. I haven't seen his early COD videos but I bet they're a trip.

    • @RobinCould
      @RobinCould 6 лет назад

      and good movies make him moist

    • @diego032912
      @diego032912 6 лет назад +5

      A Vsaucy Boi Funny enough he was the same also as starting his RUclips. No commentary whatsoever

    • @johnhanson3476
      @johnhanson3476 6 лет назад

      If you get moist watching YT, you're fucking hopeless.

  • @thatoneguywhokeepsquestion5997
    @thatoneguywhokeepsquestion5997 6 лет назад +542

    Charlie: rain? too mysterious to feel rain
    Everyone watching this: *moist but not from rain*

  • @piyushparab6954
    @piyushparab6954 3 года назад +138

    So Charlie’s the “quiet kid”

  • @garnetcookley2012
    @garnetcookley2012 6 лет назад +419

    whenever i feel embarrassed about something i did in the past, i'm going to watch this video. of all the many cringy moments i've had in the past, nothing can amount to this. charlie is like jesus dying on the embarrassment cross so we can be forgiven for our sins.

  • @CorgyOntoppya
    @CorgyOntoppya 6 лет назад +847

    You were so close, dude, so close. If only you had a fedora and katana you would have been perfect.

    • @seanmathias232
      @seanmathias232 6 лет назад +1

      I Only Comment When I'm High So True

    • @HearFeelThink
      @HearFeelThink 6 лет назад +1

      Maybe a sharingan too

    • @Num1koolaidman
      @Num1koolaidman 6 лет назад

      He has a katana im pretty sure lmao but i could be wrong 😂

    • @Luka__1
      @Luka__1 6 лет назад

      how high are you?

    • @therakemaster3936
      @therakemaster3936 6 лет назад +3

      Close to what? The ultimate degenerate?

  • @willthechill3992
    @willthechill3992 4 года назад +2611

    Man, ive had alot of embarrassing shit happen to me in my life, alot of shit i used to look back on and shudder, but you make me feel better about that. Thank you charlie.

    • @dickhertz6405
      @dickhertz6405 4 года назад +16

      Yo same

    • @bbpoItergeist
      @bbpoItergeist 4 года назад +24

      We all have

    • @aleksi2627
      @aleksi2627 3 года назад +2

      🙏

    • @Leviathan1619
      @Leviathan1619 3 года назад +19

      In sixth grade I used to walk around acting like I was the king of the school. I even wore a crown for a week before getting yelled at.

    • @armaanb.6566
      @armaanb.6566 3 года назад +11

      @@Leviathan1619 In ninth grade i use to act pretty much like sasuke only for the most part and tbf that was just me trying to hide my social anxiety and awkwardness, which was throughout the whole 2019 and so, i still am scared of girls doe

  • @Machete007
    @Machete007 3 года назад +129

    I could literally make a anime with Charlies life story's and it would be a major hit

  • @mainstream3828
    @mainstream3828 6 лет назад +1288

    being sasuke doesn’t always work in reality... i guess charlie couldn’t find his sakura

    • @famspectre8932
      @famspectre8932 5 лет назад +8

      Lmao

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 5 лет назад +88

      Thank god for that, because he would have been constantly having to save her life until she switched majors to pre-med and suddenly actually became useful.

    • @billnyesenberg
      @billnyesenberg 5 лет назад +25

      scitechian don’t go throwing a word like useful around in regards to Sakura

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 5 лет назад +11

      @scitechian don't go around using the words "useful" and "Sakura" in the same sentence

    • @Eric_Cartman1
      @Eric_Cartman1 5 лет назад +7

      BirchRobinson
      Yeah, he would’ve had a kid and not even visit them in 12 years if it worked.

  • @marlon8714
    @marlon8714 5 лет назад +956

    _Anime is a word that inspires confusion, fear and boners_

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 6 лет назад +566

    DUDE. there was a guy at my community college who carried a deck of cards around and would ambush me and my friends in the hall and we would watch his tricks just to humor him. We always tried to avoid him that's crazy

    • @sacha2152
      @sacha2152 6 лет назад +42

      Jabroney charlie in an alternate universe

    • @severteran9897
      @severteran9897 6 лет назад +18

      Ambush you with a deck of cards rofl.

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 6 лет назад +1

      +Sever Teran That would've been an 'only in anime' moment.

    • @MultiCynicalBastard
      @MultiCynicalBastard 6 лет назад +5

      I have unironically heard people say "hey ladies, you wanna see a magic trick?" as a pickup line. This is the darkest timeline.

    • @iLoveBigKnockers
      @iLoveBigKnockers 6 лет назад +4

      MultiCynicalBastard For my next trick, I will make my *will to live,* _disappear!_

  • @anonymouse9922
    @anonymouse9922 3 года назад +71

    I feel like Charlie has had every personality at some point in his life

  • @BltchErica
    @BltchErica 6 лет назад +1305

    It makes me feel better about myself to think that whenever I remember awkward moments they are just little awkward things, while there are people out there who have to remember entire years of awkwardness.

    • @ackdolfphitlervonburnellis851
      @ackdolfphitlervonburnellis851 6 лет назад +5

      Gurosama Bltch What's that pfp? I need to know where to find it!

    • @startissu3
      @startissu3 6 лет назад +13

      are you sure?

    • @saintclarus
      @saintclarus 6 лет назад +7

      I've seen where that pfp is from before, it's about a schoolgirl or something that gets fucked by boys because she wants to be class president, she doesn't like it at first but as it goes on she gets accustomed to it

    • @snug0191
      @snug0191 6 лет назад +31

      Jesus

    • @leoschmik4310
      @leoschmik4310 6 лет назад

      Gurosama Bltch
      Your welcome

  • @raffy8266
    @raffy8266 6 лет назад +199

    You Know I Can't Talk About That, Dad.

    • @thenurae.3315
      @thenurae.3315 6 лет назад +7

      Raffy _distant radio chatter_

    • @JumpHigherVA
      @JumpHigherVA 6 лет назад +9

      *teleports* nothing personnel, dad

  • @Kamboj_4
    @Kamboj_4 3 года назад +18

    I applaud this man for looking back at his past fails and being very open about it for our amusement

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 5 лет назад +659

    Don't feel too bad about it, Charlie. At college, I saw this kind of behavior several times. The best (or worst) was this one guy at my writing club who would always bring in the most generically "dark" pieces. Every scene he brought in involved a super generic male protagonist. They were different characters every time, but each one was essentially the same guy whose description coincidentally matched himself. The guy was always broody and mysterious and the scene would almost always include an incredibly attractive female that he would go out of his way to describe as overly attractive. She was always fall head over heels for the protagonist, who would always end up turning down her blatant advances because he had too many other important things going on. When asked to explain what the protagonist was going through he would always look away like to a wall or window or something and say "He can't escape. You can never escape." He would then turn around and try to over-analyze everyone else's work, getting really hung up over small details, trying to act like there was a deeper meaning to really trivial parts of a scene. This would usually go on for so long that it would end with the club leader having to interrupt him and saying that we should move on to the next part of the scene, something our club leader only ever had to do with this individual. I've had other encounters too, some of which were also for extended periods like this, but this was definitely the most memorable and interesting.

    • @Isaiasguerrerorivas
      @Isaiasguerrerorivas 5 лет назад +46

      Thats cringy, also, you were on a doki doki "literature club".. nice

    • @lilithjade4363
      @lilithjade4363 5 лет назад +104

      Nater K sounds like you went to college with onision

    • @fionabrennan9148
      @fionabrennan9148 5 лет назад +15

      Hannah Chamblee dude that is so accurate

    • @0205-z9y
      @0205-z9y 5 лет назад +5

      That sounds like JoJo

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 5 лет назад +5

      @@0205-z9y the only jojo it fits is jotaro.

  • @n20v0x3
    @n20v0x3 6 лет назад +148

    "short girls know how to party" So you were staring at her eye level

    • @TheBilli96
      @TheBilli96 6 лет назад +5

      Actually Charlie was staring at her chest... thats how he could read what was on her shirt.. he couldn't look into her eyes without looking up..

  • @nercksrule
    @nercksrule 6 лет назад +729

    "You know I can't talk about that, Dad." I cringed so hard that my skin retracted through all of my orifices.

    • @lukemmurphy795
      @lukemmurphy795 6 лет назад +1

      SEE YAI AYE What?

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 6 лет назад +29

      Not a fan of the Official Podcast I see. I forget which episode but in one of them he mentions when going through puberty he freaked out when learning about boners or something and felt so guilty he asked his old man if it was okay to jerk off. Charlie is hands down one of my favourite youtubers but holy fuck he was an awkward kid.

    • @sourlandsumo
      @sourlandsumo 6 лет назад +6

      UltimateMcNasty i spent three minutes catching my breath after that

    • @Bagel007
      @Bagel007 6 лет назад

      My fucking jaw forced itsself down my throat.

    • @lukemmurphy795
      @lukemmurphy795 6 лет назад

      SEE YAI AYE Lmao what did his dad say?

  • @ColdSleep
    @ColdSleep 3 года назад +24

    I thought my teenage years were embarrassing but you make me feel almost well adjusted with these stories.

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 6 лет назад +1113

    It sure made my parents worried.

    • @tamonk9054
      @tamonk9054 6 лет назад +3

      Derp Chaos you’re not the only one

    • @prankedmama
      @prankedmama 6 лет назад +13

      they should be

    • @Masternuckable
      @Masternuckable 6 лет назад +1

      Derp Chaos He said anime. Not hentai.

    • @leemarshall6513
      @leemarshall6513 4 года назад

      Masternuckable hey I disliked yours coment

  • @tsvawsome111
    @tsvawsome111 6 лет назад +166

    Somewhere out there is a man wearing a biker jacket with cards poking out the poket crying in the pouring rain as he watches this video on his phone ignoring people asking whats wrong.

  • @Mitchcraft.
    @Mitchcraft. 5 лет назад +305

    "You know we can't talk about that dad" as a reply to such an easy question makes you sound like it was such an emotional question you couldn't bare to talk about it. That girl was probably thinking woah this guy has some huge emo problems lol

  • @lessthancarl760
    @lessthancarl760 3 месяца назад +2

    Whenever I’m having a bad day I visit Charlie’s turbo loser stories and it makes me feel better. Thanks homie

  • @johnmills9954
    @johnmills9954 6 лет назад +274

    Never have I ever felt such second hand embarrassment

  • @Goose-pic
    @Goose-pic 6 лет назад +462

    I knew a guy in 8th grade who was almost exactly like this. He always wore black, carried a different deck of cards every day, and had a fedora obsession

    • @Gr33nOfGrundleburg
      @Gr33nOfGrundleburg 6 лет назад +48

      Caitlyn O. You mean a shitty neckbeard.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 6 лет назад +50

      Josh Payne But thats the point, most neckbeard think they are the mysterious cool guy.

    • @reyalexisjelly
      @reyalexisjelly 6 лет назад +10

      I see we meet again

    • @Nathan-wk6jt
      @Nathan-wk6jt 6 лет назад

      Josh Payne I know a guy who had a neard and he's cool as fuck, funny guy

    • @SandmanStunt
      @SandmanStunt 6 лет назад +8

      Sir Baconass I found the neckbeard

  • @MultiLambent
    @MultiLambent 5 лет назад +1846

    I'm glad I never did stuff like this, I did Naruto run once in Gym class in elementary school. Except I hadn't watched Naruto. I did it because Sonic the Hedgehog did it.

    • @kaz101
      @kaz101 4 года назад +148

      I used to do that shit because of sonic lol

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 4 года назад +138

      Me too. At some point, I was convinced that putting your arms behind you made you faster somehow.

    • @xyannail4678
      @xyannail4678 4 года назад +22

      Fine, fine, but now talk about the sauce.

    • @tornav7789
      @tornav7789 4 года назад +26

      @@xyannail4678 Ruby's Workout. Lol

    • @kayakat1869
      @kayakat1869 4 года назад +52

      I did a Naruto run in 8th grade gym class wearing my friend's Japanese headband. I wish I could delete that from time.

  • @fortune6858
    @fortune6858 3 года назад +21

    The funniest part about all these stories is that it's not like the DIDN'T work it's that he commited even after the girls would become curious and talk to him. Ultimate gamer move

  • @guandren
    @guandren 4 года назад +687

    Wait a minute if the girl wanted to talk to Charlie while he was acting like a mysterious anime protagonist then it actually worked...

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 4 года назад +90

      I felt bad because it seemed like the girl at the club really was into him or at least semi interested. But since he didn't even nod his head she probably either felt disregarded or started to get weirded out.

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 года назад +20

      @@JohnPerry27 he couldve gotten a girlfriend if he just talked

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 года назад

      No its cause of his glasses

    • @marisamaknolia2718
      @marisamaknolia2718 4 года назад

      Holy shit..

    • @rainydaze1313
      @rainydaze1313 2 года назад

      He should have read some shoujo manga to learn how to go from mysterious → to girlfriend.

  • @canalsincontenido
    @canalsincontenido 6 лет назад +238

    The best part about this is that most of us went through that at age 12, it even has a word to describe this stage in life, 8th grade syndrome. Doing that at age 19 is just... hardcore.

    • @sebastians7869
      @sebastians7869 6 лет назад +31

      Es lo que hay What if I was in 8th grade at age 19

    • @Rafael-le1tz
      @Rafael-le1tz 6 лет назад +1

      The hardcore factor is negated completely.

    • @canalsincontenido
      @canalsincontenido 6 лет назад +20

      @Sebastian it's still pedophilia

    • @xxxsxtremous14xxx_17
      @xxxsxtremous14xxx_17 6 лет назад +4

      Who the fuck is 12 in 8th grade

    • @Pharomid
      @Pharomid 6 лет назад

      Mmmmmm no, I wasn't a fucking weirdo loser like you were in 8th grade sorry. I bet you still are a loser judging by that profile pic

  • @complexcs8383
    @complexcs8383 6 лет назад +504

    “You know I can’t talk about that dad” 😂😂😂😂

  • @salt7456
    @salt7456 3 года назад +30

    Listening to a story of your past feels like mentally passing a kidney stone

  • @FunkyJeff22
    @FunkyJeff22 6 лет назад +324

    >girl trying to talk to you at a party
    that was the quiet mysterious guy persona working

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 6 лет назад +30

      Funky Jeff Exactly then he needed to talk and ditch it a lil

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 6 лет назад +56

      Pretty much
      A "mysterious cool guy" persona REQUIRES you to be a smooth talker at the very least, otherwise you're just a weirdo

    • @Jabroney
      @Jabroney 6 лет назад +20

      WRong it was probably just because he’s attractive, the persona is why she walked away

    • @Schiudkrot
      @Schiudkrot 6 лет назад +6

      It worked, if he didnt overdo it. He couldve had her so bad.

  • @whitelotus8960
    @whitelotus8960 5 лет назад +2664

    Try not to cringe challenge
    Level : *impossible*

  • @cassnuss8125
    @cassnuss8125 6 лет назад +1764

    I want mysterious Charlie back.

    • @darkmannight1
      @darkmannight1 6 лет назад +98

      Psychonauts disk included

    • @Web720
      @Web720 6 лет назад +9

      Weeaboo Relevant username for this video.

    • @God-rn3ck
      @God-rn3ck 6 лет назад +1

      No

  • @callmebill8982
    @callmebill8982 3 года назад +5

    I’ve been in college for a few months and have been trying to do this mysterious thing too. I’m going to stop now, thank you for this wake up call.

    • @callmebill8982
      @callmebill8982 3 года назад +4

      Yay 2 months later I actually stopped and now have friends

    • @micjimster4845
      @micjimster4845 Месяц назад

      ​@@callmebill8982congratulations pal.

  • @TheKreator98
    @TheKreator98 6 лет назад +749

    Never try to imitate ANY fictional character, anime or not. Because the end result is ALWAYS gonna come off as cringey lmao.

    • @parvislupisnavis1209
      @parvislupisnavis1209 6 лет назад +65

      Solax bro if you act like any anime character in a role that wasn't written for one you won't come off as cringey, people will just think that your acting is shit.

    • @apollo9288
      @apollo9288 6 лет назад +6

      acting is the same as imitating any character if you do it in irl

    • @nathaniglehart
      @nathaniglehart 6 лет назад +12

      Speaking from experience I presume

    • @coconutcreampie7930
      @coconutcreampie7930 6 лет назад +27

      What if I tried to imitate that guy from the Matrix and just go up to people and say "What if I told you that I am a total idiot?".

    • @TheKreator98
      @TheKreator98 6 лет назад +2

      Nathan Iglehart lmao yup. But I didn't do that publicly.

  • @kenkanifffromconnecticut3963
    @kenkanifffromconnecticut3963 4 года назад +1885

    I feel so bad for Charlie, he was definitely going to get laid, if he just talked to the girl. "Short girls know how to have fun" THAT WAS A FUCKING THROWAWAY CHARLES!

    • @dutchplanderlinde6277
      @dutchplanderlinde6277 3 года назад +38

      I'm not very cultured... or smart. So could someone maybe explain what you/he/she meant by throwaway ?

    • @kenkanifffromconnecticut3963
      @kenkanifffromconnecticut3963 3 года назад +99

      Space Dandy Basically, it’s just like a mating call for short girls, y’know, it’s hard to explain, so, most girls average around 5 feet, but any girl below that is short, and they use that phrase to express that yes, they can also fuck good.

    • @someguy9496
      @someguy9496 3 года назад +169

      @@dutchplanderlinde6277 also Charlie is 5’6 so a short girl would fit

    • @dutchplanderlinde6277
      @dutchplanderlinde6277 3 года назад +14

      @@someguy9496 thanks, ill be sure to remember that.

    • @levitation2114
      @levitation2114 3 года назад +61

      @@kenkanifffromconnecticut3963 most girls do NOT average around 5 foot 😭😭