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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @omegazero1990
    @omegazero1990 5 лет назад +29975

    He actually looks like he woke up in a cold sweat thinking about this and immediately made a video

  • @Quigus
    @Quigus 5 лет назад +21485

    You can always tell how old or new Charlie’s videos are by the length of his hair in the thumbnail

    • @ylenia8287
      @ylenia8287 4 года назад +418

      Extremely accurate

    • @thisthing4697
      @thisthing4697 4 года назад +316

      That's how i sometimes determine the age of his videos XD

    • @dannysankyu
      @dannysankyu 4 года назад +36

      lmfao yes

    • @mentalpopcorn2304
      @mentalpopcorn2304 4 года назад +152

      I don't look at the date, I look at the thumbnails

    • @lani8138
      @lani8138 4 года назад +18

      now if that ain't true true.😂

  • @AnyHeroBlake
    @AnyHeroBlake 5 лет назад +7962

    "I have not pissed my pants in a very long time"
    Sounds just like something that someone who pissed their pants would say.

    • @KFCGAMING55
      @KFCGAMING55 5 лет назад +90

      He did it a week ago

    • @TallCanDan02
      @TallCanDan02 4 года назад +88

      You gonna piss, little piss boy?

    • @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt
      @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt 4 года назад +21

      I feel like there's a woosh coming my way, but no shit Sherlock.

    • @Shadow-Reaper
      @Shadow-Reaper 4 года назад +7

      @@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt r/whoosh. XD im kidding i dont know if its a whoosh or not

    • @Shadow-Reaper
      @Shadow-Reaper 4 года назад +2

      Either way your feeling was right

  • @Extrnal
    @Extrnal 3 года назад +5793

    The guy who was saying "hotdog man" was actually trying to say "it's clogged up man"

    • @randomaccount8846
      @randomaccount8846 3 года назад +1606

      That’s actually kinda smart... Are you hotdog man ?

    • @SunnyDayz16
      @SunnyDayz16 3 года назад +714

      Are you that guy????

    • @cyrusazarmy6665
      @cyrusazarmy6665 3 года назад +226

      How do you have no videos and 55k subs

    • @deafgwipps
      @deafgwipps 3 года назад +408

      @@cyrusazarmy6665 he’s the hotdog manes

    • @0okcin605
      @0okcin605 3 года назад +105

      @@deafgwipps behind you

  • @FAQ4201
    @FAQ4201 5 лет назад +4662

    I always saw moistcritikal but I never thought I would see critikalmoist

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 5 лет назад +7

      what

    • @AMan-ct1gu
      @AMan-ct1gu 5 лет назад +118

      @@vivious_ critikals pants are moist

    • @YaNeighbor
      @YaNeighbor 5 лет назад +74

      I honestly thought this was in reference to his hair bc it looks kinda moist here as well

    • @Fulltimeply2
      @Fulltimeply2 5 лет назад +1

      Nice

    • @danman9395
      @danman9395 5 лет назад +9

      Lol I'm pretty sure critikalmoist was Hotdog Man (p3nis man)

  • @jonatannaranjo6962
    @jonatannaranjo6962 5 лет назад +3140

    It’s stories like these that remind me Charlie lives in Florida

    • @MOHAMED-ny8gl
      @MOHAMED-ny8gl 5 лет назад +3

      Shut up

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 5 лет назад +76

      It's stories like these that make me miss living in Florida.

    • @jacobavonda7210
      @jacobavonda7210 5 лет назад +46

      A lot of stuff happens in Florida

    • @leolunchbox4543
      @leolunchbox4543 5 лет назад +6

      Have you ever been in a gas station bathroom? A majority of them are like that.

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 5 лет назад +5

      @@jacobavonda7210 Florida is the best state. Followed by Oklahoma.

  • @ethanh2713
    @ethanh2713 5 лет назад +4224

    Watching a mans hair dry while he talks about peeing

    • @Dimite1
      @Dimite1 5 лет назад +143

      First time?

    • @Arronturknell
      @Arronturknell 5 лет назад +8

      Full bromo

    • @Matthewmm110
      @Matthewmm110 5 лет назад +17

      Welcome to RUclips

    • @ethanh2713
      @ethanh2713 5 лет назад +3

      I’m not a Rapper wouldn’t expect more, wouldn’t want less

    • @saruto201
      @saruto201 5 лет назад +10

      He reminds me of a punk band singer

  • @bartholomew.williamson
    @bartholomew.williamson 4 года назад +1608

    They say Hotdog man still ruins gas station bathrooms to this day.

    • @marcopendic
      @marcopendic 3 года назад +8

      Ok shrek

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 3 года назад +10

      There’s a guy who’s taking a bite out of an onion every day until the release a 5th movie of you

    • @l-Useless-l
      @l-Useless-l 3 года назад +1

      Shreg

    • @Qeweeeeee
      @Qeweeeeee 3 года назад +1

      Yoo

    • @zeckma
      @zeckma 3 месяца назад +1

      I used to work at a gas station and let me tell ya, the Hotdog man ravaged both the women and men's restrooms day in and day out. In the industry, we don't say that the customer is always right. No, we say that the Hotdog Man is always right.
      We don't get paid enough for this crap.

  • @straydogbite
    @straydogbite 5 лет назад +2099

    "If urinating is a game of chess, then I'm the goddamn Grandmaster"
    Poetic.

    • @jordanclaasen5340
      @jordanclaasen5340 5 лет назад +8

      "If"

    • @laurabell5618
      @laurabell5618 5 лет назад +8

      Most of what he says is poetic it seems. Just got here

    • @Kamacosby
      @Kamacosby 5 лет назад

      Fullmetal Keyblade have u ever heard of the legendary poet of Gangaa’s swan

    • @meromero6284
      @meromero6284 5 лет назад +2

      I just realised he didn't say "golden Grandmaster" :(

    • @l0wfye
      @l0wfye 5 лет назад

      I was just about to comment this before I saw you beat me to it lol

  • @rud3dud38
    @rud3dud38 5 лет назад +7184

    Therapist: the hotdog-man isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Me: smells shit*
    he's getting closer

  • @elevateog144
    @elevateog144 5 лет назад +5588

    “You gotta buy a hotdog, man”

    • @gloriouslyaesthetic
      @gloriouslyaesthetic 4 года назад +418

      OHHHHH

    • @nzbg1132
      @nzbg1132 4 года назад +45

      xD

    • @wireknight
      @wireknight 4 года назад +23

      Huh?

    • @idiotmcgee4870
      @idiotmcgee4870 4 года назад +29

      YOOO

    • @N0Mags
      @N0Mags 4 года назад +248

      Yeah, no shit. But Charlie said there was no one selling hot dogs around, so that couldn't have been what the guy meant. Were you not listening?

  • @howthefrickismynameiorgjso7187
    @howthefrickismynameiorgjso7187 4 года назад +313

    The hotdog man now watches over Charlie as an angel of respect.

  • @baiwatch1
    @baiwatch1 4 года назад +7597

    It's helpful to know going into this story that Charlie lives in Florida. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense.

    • @_PuppetMaster86
      @_PuppetMaster86 4 года назад +160

      Me knowing that I live in the same state as one of my favorite RUclipsrs: 👁👄👁

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler 3 года назад +70

      It makes too much sense

    • @ronaldgall5590
      @ronaldgall5590 3 года назад +143

      Yeah Florida seems like a ghetto Elder Scrolls scene to someone unfamiliar

    • @cavecanem1741
      @cavecanem1741 3 года назад +64

      Whoa whoa whoa, he lives in Tampa. That's beyond normal Florida

    • @fedess3647
      @fedess3647 3 года назад +19

      I don't understand it i am not american, can you explain please?

  • @mikeymouse6875
    @mikeymouse6875 5 лет назад +637

    “It smelled like a hate crime”

  • @manofspoons5334
    @manofspoons5334 5 лет назад +3905

    *"I have not pissed my pants in a very long time"*
    This should be good

    • @jamesrwc4738
      @jamesrwc4738 5 лет назад +57

      You had my curiosity, now you have my attention

    • @acecen3574
      @acecen3574 5 лет назад +23

      *5 seconds later* "this was literally 6 days ago"

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 5 лет назад +6

      @@acecen3574 that could potentially be quite a long time; I guess it really *depends* on your perspective...

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 5 лет назад

      Spoilers: it was good.

    • @somokokamaijo6091
      @somokokamaijo6091 5 лет назад +1

      I looked at this EXACTLY when he said that.

  • @dunkelheit8594
    @dunkelheit8594 4 года назад +76

    This guy is a poet without even trying

  • @wogggo
    @wogggo 5 лет назад +2328

    "you have to buy a hotdog, man"
    Charlie: WHO IS THE HOTDOG MAN

    • @no-kj8dr
      @no-kj8dr 5 лет назад +8

      dude did you watch the same video as me? this is mad bro xD anyways toodle doo thanks for sharing

    • @ridge4649
      @ridge4649 5 лет назад +48

      @@no-kj8dr i think the joke went over your head bud

    • @yxcvbnmyxcvbnm9353
      @yxcvbnmyxcvbnm9353 5 лет назад +55

      @@no-kj8dr toodle doo? Who even are you?

    • @theguy7837
      @theguy7837 5 лет назад +1

      yxcvbnm yxcvbnm Joe mama

    • @Ocer.
      @Ocer. 5 лет назад +1

      @@no-kj8dr wtf??

  • @blackjack0202
    @blackjack0202 5 лет назад +1743

    "don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it"
    t h e h o t d o g m a n

  • @dizical
    @dizical 4 года назад +4028

    Love how his hair was drying throughout the video

  • @almaibarra3484
    @almaibarra3484 2 года назад +100

    He says the most outrageous things, but he says them in such an articulate & coherent manner. I love it

  • @LuvTonique
    @LuvTonique 5 лет назад +3652

    He was trying to say "Buy a hot dog, man."
    I've had that happen before. They require you to make a purchase sometimes, and a hot dog is the quickest thing you can buy because usually you don't even have to pick it up, you can just pay for it and go to the bathroom. I know it sounds like it doesn't like it's true but that's it, man. They don't have to ring you up or scan anything. They have a button for "Hot Dog" they press and you get charged.

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 4 года назад +357

      But Charlie also pointed out, there were no hot dogs being sold anywhere nearby.

    • @LuvTonique
      @LuvTonique 4 года назад +536

      @@ElFreakinCid I noticed that, yeah, maybe I'm wrong.
      I also noticed that I wrote "I know it sounds like it doesn't like it's true but that's it, man." and I'm like "Was I fucking high when I typed that?"

    • @lachlanfielding3502
      @lachlanfielding3502 4 года назад +25

      Lil Miss Jay is that a picture of ps1 hagrid next to your name

    • @LuvTonique
      @LuvTonique 4 года назад +36

      @@lachlanfielding3502 I don't know honestly

    • @anttijuskland1358
      @anttijuskland1358 4 года назад +41

      @@lachlanfielding3502 That's Beef Testosterone next to her name.

  • @theoneandonlycucumber
    @theoneandonlycucumber 4 года назад +1687

    I love the newest addition to the pantheon of Florida cryptids: the Hot Dog Man

    • @hotdogman3096
      @hotdogman3096 4 года назад +37

      I do, too.

    • @0Yvonne0
      @0Yvonne0 4 года назад +6

      @@hotdogman3096 lol the hot dog man is here

    • @Dylan_0130
      @Dylan_0130 4 года назад +9

      bro i live in florida and some gas stations are the cleanest things on earth while others are hell on earth

    • @elnico5623
      @elnico5623 3 года назад +2

      @@hotdogman3096 ITS YOU

    • @abook2141
      @abook2141 3 года назад +1

      jason todd is that u

  • @____henry
    @____henry 4 года назад +2119

    PLOT TWIST: The stinky smell of the bathroom was actually the smell of the corpse of that man lying on the floor

    • @solaire7989
      @solaire7989 4 года назад +60

      It was because of the hot dog man

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 4 года назад +25

      That is a horrible plot twist

    • @xspranp7649
      @xspranp7649 4 года назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @picketingsage8129
      @picketingsage8129 4 года назад +5

      BIGGER PLOT TWIST: The hotdog man bursts in and kills charlie

    • @____henry
      @____henry 3 года назад +1

      this stupid 3rd grader horror plot actually gets a thousand likes? tnx boiz, wtf lololol

  • @chapstickaddict435
    @chapstickaddict435 4 года назад +66

    Charlie is one of the only youtubers that can make me laugh till I almost cry. I was washing dishes and just cracking up at the hotdog man part lol

  • @XDarksoulX1129
    @XDarksoulX1129 5 лет назад +1327

    Plot twist: charlie is the hotdog man. He just blacks out.

    • @thatoneguyyouknogal7777
      @thatoneguyyouknogal7777 5 лет назад +14

      Charlie probably wishes he could produce such horrors

    • @sjl057
      @sjl057 5 лет назад +11

      or the gas station dude was hallucinating him as a hot dog

    • @idiotmcgee4870
      @idiotmcgee4870 4 года назад +3

      Mr robot type shit lmao

    • @omermarom6592
      @omermarom6592 4 года назад +1

      Dr jackel and Mr hotdog

    • @derrenmarcusturner408
      @derrenmarcusturner408 4 года назад +1

      This is the ONLY comment I seen say "Plot Twist" that the commenter actually understands what a fuckin plot twist is.🤝

  • @rush1041
    @rush1041 5 лет назад +1648

    He is starting to look like a RuneScape character with his hair

    • @The1of1000
      @The1of1000 5 лет назад +6

      Rush “doot doot, doo doo do dooooot”

    • @Runescapeluvr4
      @Runescapeluvr4 5 лет назад +4

      you can trust me with your adamant

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 5 лет назад

      Give pass for free gold

    • @meganaxeliar
      @meganaxeliar 5 лет назад +6

      I see runescape, I click liek

    • @Len9
      @Len9 5 лет назад +1

      Yeahwtf. Why isnt he addressing his hair?

  • @christianubilla8477
    @christianubilla8477 5 лет назад +597

    “It smelled like a hate crime” I don’t know why but that line really got me

  • @curetapwater5604
    @curetapwater5604 4 года назад +9

    This is the most important lesson a RUclips video has ever taught me.

    • @ruesylvester
      @ruesylvester 4 года назад

      isn't this something you'd already know? lmao

  • @StevensFails
    @StevensFails 4 года назад +2204

    Dude I laughed so hard at 3am while trying to be quiet that my girlfriend thought I was crying and woke up fully to comfort me because she thought I was having some existential crisis from my silent laughter convulsions 😂 thank you so much for this

    • @MyNipplesArePointy
      @MyNipplesArePointy 3 года назад +315

      That's actually so wholesome though

    • @chreese37
      @chreese37 3 года назад +30

      @@MyNipplesArePointy I like your username.

    • @dreww304
      @dreww304 3 года назад +57

      @@chreese37 very nice of you to say, Mr. Chad Monke

    • @thedude_-_
      @thedude_-_ 3 года назад +79

      As a guy watching this at 1:30 am next to his girlfriend I find this wholesome af

    • @MEOWMIX3DS
      @MEOWMIX3DS 2 года назад +14

      wholesome 🤲

  • @lordofduckz
    @lordofduckz 4 года назад +925

    "If urinating is considered a game of chess, then I'm the goddamn grandmaster"
    Past Charlie had no idea...

    • @MyNipplesArePointy
      @MyNipplesArePointy 3 года назад +23

      It took me a while to realise he was only talking hypothetically/metaphorically at the time

    • @Candy-md1uk
      @Candy-md1uk 3 года назад +11

      What... what do you mean

    • @ramujaku
      @ramujaku 3 года назад +2

      What does this mean

    • @TheeMonkeMan
      @TheeMonkeMan 3 года назад +22

      @@ramujaku search moistcritial vs xqc chess

  • @kingo_clubs9097
    @kingo_clubs9097 4 года назад +7762

    "This is a very recent story"
    "I have not pissed my pants in a very long time"
    which is it, Charles?

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Год назад +23

    Legend says The Hot Dog Man is still out there destroying gas station bathrooms and traumatizing unsuspecting cashiers. The next time you see an "Out of Order" sign on a gas station bathroom, beware - The Hot Dog Man is near.

  • @ThePersonNetwork
    @ThePersonNetwork 5 лет назад +1609

    Barber: "So whatchu thinkin about this time?"
    Charlie: "Ah, just an old swirlie will do."

    • @MrAlwaysRight
      @MrAlwaysRight 5 лет назад +58

      Barber: "A swirlie? First, its swirly. Second, why the fuck would I do that? That is dumb as fuck. You know we have hair washing sinks right? We use shampoo, conditioner, and everything, they're comfortable, too. Usually included in the haircut."
      Charlie: "Oh shit. Yeah, you're right. A swirly is fucking stupid. Why didnt I think of just getting my hair washed like a normal person?"
      Barber: "You know if you're going for a wet hair look....you could just take a shower. Who the fuck comes to a barber, NOT wanting a haircut, and asks for a swirly?"
      Charlie: "Oh my God, you're right again. What am I thinking? It's almost like I'm being falsely represented and simultaneously controlled by some entity that's a complete fucking moron. I'm gonna go home now."

    • @nathanialf9427
      @nathanialf9427 5 лет назад +22

      Zippitty22 ok

    • @Stickmanlolz
      @Stickmanlolz 5 лет назад +20

      @@MrAlwaysRight ok

    • @johny__hazmat8133
      @johny__hazmat8133 5 лет назад +31

      Zippitty22 who hurt you

    • @countdankula6740
      @countdankula6740 5 лет назад +17

      @@MrAlwaysRight ok

  • @notsteve5927
    @notsteve5927 5 лет назад +2740

    So nowadays, a man must choose between peeing his pants or being registered as a sex offender.
    We truly live in a society.

    • @mateusssssss567
      @mateusssssss567 5 лет назад +131

      This is absurd, is it a thing in the entire USA?

    • @lilroofkorean2579
      @lilroofkorean2579 5 лет назад +163

      @@mateusssssss567 Pretty much, unless you live in literal fucking no where.

    • @imagination43
      @imagination43 5 лет назад +124

      Land of the Free indeed lmao

    • @MatrixEvolution17
      @MatrixEvolution17 5 лет назад +4

      bro i like your profile pic

    • @pazu_513
      @pazu_513 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah no way is that real

  • @jesuscastro3420
    @jesuscastro3420 5 лет назад +2415

    “I haven’t peed myself in a long time”
    *Gets popcorn and sits crisscross applesauce on the floor*

    • @dravenoats2186
      @dravenoats2186 5 лет назад +13

      Dude, same. This is gonna be good.

    • @Viletuff
      @Viletuff 5 лет назад +6

      lmao

    • @vanillainfusion
      @vanillainfusion 5 лет назад

      TIL they changed indian style to criss cross applesauce

    • @1800mexicano
      @1800mexicano 5 лет назад

      We always called it.... eh, cross-legged

    • @Algaemancer
      @Algaemancer 4 года назад

      *Criss cross applesauce hands in the bowl*

  • @jessepikmin3576
    @jessepikmin3576 3 года назад +19

    Every once in a while I’ll think of the hot dog man and will return to this video. Charlie’s retelling and the mystery that lays around the hot dog man stays in my mind.

  • @ElFreakinCid
    @ElFreakinCid 4 года назад +1667

    Charlie: *outright says no hotdogs were for sale anywhere within view*
    Half the comments: "He was telling you to buy a hot dog, man!"

    • @jackiemoon6953
      @jackiemoon6953 4 года назад +35

      ElFreakinCid he said they weren’t out side didn’t look in at what they were selling

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 4 года назад +27

      4:22 - "I GO IN THERE"

    • @universe_cat3149
      @universe_cat3149 4 года назад +127

      It's a phrase for "you gotta buy something first." Also I'm not trusting a Charlie that's about to piss his fucking pants on the accuracy of his retelling. He might have just not seen the hotdog machine

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 4 года назад +21

      Kinda hard to miss something that's very big and kept in plain view. Even if you're trying not to piss yourself.

    • @universe_cat3149
      @universe_cat3149 4 года назад +14

      @@ElFreakinCid maybe it was somewhere in the back and charlie never responded with yes so he never got it. I still don't trust his retelling and there's places it could have been that he might have not seen

  • @javipe-_-
    @javipe-_- 5 лет назад +846

    This is the most Florida story I've ever heard

    • @jakobwaack4148
      @jakobwaack4148 5 лет назад +18

      What kind of gas station has the bathroom on the outside?

    • @herpydepth1204
      @herpydepth1204 5 лет назад +4

      @Jakob Waack as a Floridian who just moved to Iowa, seeing your profile picture felt like worlds colliding

    • @HyperfixatationInc
      @HyperfixatationInc 5 лет назад +5

      @@jakobwaack4148 theres a bunch in rural Wisconsin. Any that aren't big chains or are in buildings that are older than 10yo.
      Then again Wisconsin is the Florida of the northern US

    • @ninjaslash52_98
      @ninjaslash52_98 5 лет назад +2

      Jakob Waack a lot of them actually

    • @MOHAMED-ny8gl
      @MOHAMED-ny8gl 5 лет назад

      Shut up

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 5 лет назад +1576

    "Learn from my mistake"
    Lemme guess, you shot a man in The Continental

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 5 лет назад +46

      Vito C What... have you done?

    • @captainsenpai
      @captainsenpai 5 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @gabrieldiaz5274
      @gabrieldiaz5274 5 лет назад +16

      He was warned why didn’t he listen

    • @Atrixs
      @Atrixs 5 лет назад +10

      DBoot 888 “Finished It..”

    • @najaallen883
      @najaallen883 5 лет назад +2

      IM GONE 😂😂😂💀💀

  • @diegonavarro6483
    @diegonavarro6483 4 года назад +5

    i would pay good money to see this dude tell stories live

  • @ThatGSguy
    @ThatGSguy 5 лет назад +474

    "It smelt like a f***ing hate crime" -Penguinz0, 2019

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 4 года назад +10

      Fucking

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 4 года назад +16

      fucking. just say fucking

    • @frij539
      @frij539 4 года назад +4

      okay family friendly fred

    • @p6re
      @p6re 4 года назад +3

      @@xilogex7403 fricking

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 4 года назад +3

      @@p6re Flipping

  • @gettinmoney1203
    @gettinmoney1203 5 лет назад +807

    " I really pressure wash my toilet "
    Words of a god.

    • @jackoffjason4127
      @jackoffjason4127 5 лет назад +12

      I didn't know xqc was Jahseh

    • @yveltalsea
      @yveltalsea 5 лет назад +4

      69 Touched me they are one and the same

    • @gettinmoney1203
      @gettinmoney1203 5 лет назад +2

      69 Touched me man of culture

    • @jackoffjason4127
      @jackoffjason4127 5 лет назад +3

      @@gettinmoney1203 of course who doesn't watch that pepega

    • @chumincoomim
      @chumincoomim 5 лет назад +2

      @@jackoffjason4127 A felix viewer i see oh my eyes are blessed arent they, you buaetiful fucks

  • @bigeel6488
    @bigeel6488 5 лет назад +580

    Charlie: *pisses next to a building
    *behind him chris hansen sits in a chair and says: "please sit down"

    • @MasterKcoop
      @MasterKcoop 5 лет назад +32

      “Why don’t you take a seat for me”
      *loses free will as muscles move independently towards the nearest chair*

    • @jahmair862
      @jahmair862 5 лет назад +5

      It Wasn't Funny The First Time "can I put my pee pee away first?"

    • @randomrick463
      @randomrick463 5 лет назад +7

      Chris Hansen: We had hidden cameras set around the area, and as Charlie walked around he started to release his bodily fluids on to the side of the building. Little did he know I was waiting for him. * Chris Hansen walks behind Charlie* Big night planned?
      Charlie: * muscles tense up, his face shrinks in as he stands there frozen in fear. He can feel what was once just a simple piss turn into shit filling his britches and thinks... Hot dog man?*

    • @alexhelldog9153
      @alexhelldog9153 5 лет назад +1

      My fav erotic story

    • @TheMegaEatery
      @TheMegaEatery 5 лет назад +2

      Id love for him to interview chris hansen. What if Charlie is the one that says "please, sit down."

  • @pape869
    @pape869 3 года назад +3

    Charlie is the Teacher I wish I had back then when I had to learn all those Lessons of behavior and society myself. His Videos should be played on kids tv so they will learn and make this world to a better place.

  • @tinystorm2076
    @tinystorm2076 4 года назад +460

    this is the most florida sounding story I've ever heard

    • @indep_
      @indep_ 4 года назад +3

      i love your pfp!

  • @saqibnawaz2624
    @saqibnawaz2624 5 лет назад +165

    Hotdog man.
    *Top 10 mysterious anime villains*

  • @deltaflash7889
    @deltaflash7889 5 лет назад +372

    "It smelt like a hate crime"
    Charlie, 2019

    • @eyyy2271
      @eyyy2271 4 года назад +6

      That's when you know it's bad

  • @danpats1
    @danpats1 2 года назад +3

    I love how candid this dude is.

  • @getsomepeps9552
    @getsomepeps9552 5 лет назад +487

    that guy was probs saying 'unlocked man' in like the most zonked out voice ever

    • @meaks1867
      @meaks1867 4 года назад +69

      No listen to me the hotdog man is real

    • @officialgaming9203
      @officialgaming9203 4 года назад +27

      no, the hotdog man is a menace, don't question it.

    • @hunterfogleman7443
      @hunterfogleman7443 4 года назад +2

      I probably wouldn’t believe someone who’s that drugged out even if he was right.

  • @gootoo.
    @gootoo. 5 лет назад +52

    You can tell he was thinking about this story while showering and got out and started recording right away.

  • @Icebolt854
    @Icebolt854 5 лет назад +270

    Charlie looks like he's been mopping up flood water with his hair

  • @zackhubert7665
    @zackhubert7665 3 года назад +15

    Man, the intensity of this story is equivalent to watching ppl dive and u try to hold your breath as long as they do, the relief of a piss is unmatchable

  • @Jacobstoddy
    @Jacobstoddy 5 лет назад +535

    All I learned is Charlie’s parents never took him on a road trip because he should have learned that lesson when he was 10.

    • @quinqaa3242
      @quinqaa3242 5 лет назад +5

      chip skylark 🤤

    • @noddwyd
      @noddwyd 5 лет назад +16

      Ah, the old "speak now, or forever hold your pee" lesson.

    • @THECREATOR49Steam
      @THECREATOR49Steam 5 лет назад

      @@chipskylark5500 FBI open up

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 5 лет назад +1

      @@THECREATOR49Steam oh cmon the boy MUST be of age *SOMEWHERE* at this point, kids been in the media for a decade

    • @THECREATOR49Steam
      @THECREATOR49Steam 5 лет назад +1

      @@chipskylark5500 October 2 2002 according to Wikipedia, you win this time fujo

  • @kylescott1221
    @kylescott1221 5 лет назад +2100

    Bro this honestly could be a standup bit. You seriously need to consider this career path. I would pay good money to see your performance

    • @kylescott1221
      @kylescott1221 4 года назад +110

      jasper426 no shit

    • @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422
      @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 4 года назад +5

      @jasper426 since when he say his income was youtube

    • @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422
      @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 4 года назад +7

      @jasper426 then you're basically saying only recently? That doesn't make sense. He said he makes money from his twitch streams and has never made and never will make money from youtube.

    • @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422
      @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 4 года назад

      @jasper426 You didn't even properly argue against my first point. And you didn't even read and address my second point, which is why you were able to write your second sentence.

    • @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422
      @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 4 года назад +2

      @jasper426 I'm impressed genuinely. Not in a good way.

  • @JesusGarcia-yr9wg
    @JesusGarcia-yr9wg 5 лет назад +519

    You’re a God at story telling man. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

  • @Skabanis
    @Skabanis 3 года назад +5

    Bro I am 51 I have tears in my eyes from your commentary! You are a legend!

  • @rosen7163
    @rosen7163 5 лет назад +304

    "I havent pissed myself for a while"-
    "It was October 2019"

  • @tobineptune5804
    @tobineptune5804 5 лет назад +650

    "It smelled like a hate crime" I don't think I've ever laughed that hard ever. Also, nothing compares to how disgusting a /communal/ out house is.

    • @MrAlwaysRight
      @MrAlwaysRight 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah, 2 outhouses. Even more disgusting? 3 outhouses.

    • @sonyblank1487
      @sonyblank1487 5 лет назад

      Do you think there's private outhouses or something?

    • @tobineptune5804
      @tobineptune5804 5 лет назад

      @@sonyblank1487 normally they are yes

    • @darkomihajlovski3135
      @darkomihajlovski3135 5 лет назад +1

      @@sonyblank1487 ya they are but you have to pay for them

    • @k4miko921
      @k4miko921 5 лет назад +2

      he uses "Hate crime" as a descriptor quite often

  • @obokanVEVO
    @obokanVEVO 5 лет назад +217

    Authentic stories like this have a certain charm to them.

  • @alexrose20
    @alexrose20 4 года назад +1

    This is the wisest piece of advice anyone could ever give

  • @richardrelocation9637
    @richardrelocation9637 5 лет назад +436

    Maybe the guy was trying to say “You have to buy a hot dog, man.” Some gas stations lock the bathroom behind a pay wall.

    • @donlad
      @donlad 5 лет назад +113

      DLC if you will

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 5 лет назад +4

      🤤 a'hdoihhhhh you think so, George???

    • @Miller_Time
      @Miller_Time 5 лет назад +23

      Lmaooooo thats exactly what i thought. He wanted you to buy somthing but he was on xans so it came out as word vomit

    • @thejinxlet525
      @thejinxlet525 5 лет назад +8

      5:49 if you watched the video he stated that there was in fact no hot dog men to be found

    • @Anonymous-js5oj
      @Anonymous-js5oj 5 лет назад +6

      @@thejinxlet525 gas stations sell hotdogs

  • @TheRoyalGuardian
    @TheRoyalGuardian 4 года назад +592

    Charlie could literally talk about an experience with watching paint dry and I would watch it

  • @goofington
    @goofington 4 года назад +847

    “So if urinating is considered a game of chess, I’m the god damn grandmaster” -Charles white 2019

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 4 года назад +7

      @Mao got Zedong pretty long cant tell if your serious 🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @tuser8
      @tuser8 4 года назад +5

      Mao got Zedong pretty long Words of a legend

    • @RedTraxorz
      @RedTraxorz 4 года назад +4

      @Mao got Zedong pretty long can I see Zedong

    • @chaan7996
      @chaan7996 4 года назад +34

      This comment makes more sense now

    • @unnaturalatrophy5377
      @unnaturalatrophy5377 4 года назад +34

      @@chaan7996 yeah this aged well.

  • @omardalki7037
    @omardalki7037 3 месяца назад

    I really love the morals of the stories this guy tell

  • @fuzzyco.3336
    @fuzzyco.3336 5 лет назад +517

    There was no hotdog man, the guy said "you need to get a hotdog, man" he was trying to tell you that you had to buy something to use the toilet

    • @equil2337
      @equil2337 5 лет назад +222

      The story of a psychotic hotdog man is more entertaining though

    • @5Pop0
      @5Pop0 5 лет назад +58

      He talked about not seeing any hot dogs anywhere

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 5 лет назад +68

      He wanted to see your hot dog... man.

    • @vsaucenou323
      @vsaucenou323 5 лет назад +5

      Jedi Master Baiter woaaaaaaah

    • @zarez1119
      @zarez1119 5 лет назад +4

      @@5Pop0 no hotdog outside he do not know if there were hotdogs inside

  • @Valdraya
    @Valdraya 5 лет назад +179

    'I'm constantly expelling a lot of water from my body'
    Is that why your hair is always moist

    • @Jebiwibiwabo
      @Jebiwibiwabo 5 лет назад +12

      He isn't known as "moist critikal" for nothing

  • @Aaron0911
    @Aaron0911 5 лет назад +487

    Charlie- "Putting fear in boners" since 2019
    *possibly as far back as 2007

  • @skar5335
    @skar5335 4 года назад +3

    Nothing but respect for this man

  • @pastnormal4643
    @pastnormal4643 5 лет назад +280

    This story sounds like something out of a "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" movie.

    • @elwero559
      @elwero559 5 лет назад

      PastNormal_Games maybe Charlie is the wimpy kid incarnation

    • @elwero559
      @elwero559 5 лет назад

      Charlie I’ve had embarrassing moments as well but dude compared you actually make me feel like an OG idk if you gain some sick pleasure out of making yourself look bad

    • @pastnormal4643
      @pastnormal4643 5 лет назад

      @Kevin Koeppen Fair

    • @pastnormal4643
      @pastnormal4643 5 лет назад

      @Real Donald Trump Its the Toddamned aliens bro

  • @tha3ptkings
    @tha3ptkings 5 лет назад +394

    My guess is the bathroom was only for paying customers. The cashier was suggesting you buy a Hot Dog, man.

    • @tgirlpride2024
      @tgirlpride2024 5 лет назад +42

      That's makes perfect sense

    • @n646n
      @n646n Год назад

      Or, it's clogged up, man.

  • @riverd8205
    @riverd8205 5 лет назад +215

    I'm somehow frigtened of this hotdogman, even though I can't imagine what the hotdogman looks like or what he does to cause this sense of fear in me. The damn hotdog man...

    • @KinreeveNaku
      @KinreeveNaku 5 лет назад +1

      A man in a hotdog outfit selling hotdogs out of a hotdog shaped cart with banana shaped hotdogs

    • @psnmadracer27
      @psnmadracer27 5 лет назад

      Probably just that guy in the hot dog suit from "I Think You Should Leave"

    • @RamboSnoop
      @RamboSnoop 5 лет назад

      What a rotten way to urinate.

    • @jasp9661
      @jasp9661 5 лет назад

      Its the dancing hot dog emoji obviously

  • @AbxiolyticEpi
    @AbxiolyticEpi 2 года назад +4

    Watching this in 2022. actually watching all of charlies "embarrassing stories" and it all makes sense. Dudes super ocd (hes said that he was when he was younger). Its just not as bad now lol. Ive had friends with ocd. And they act super odd with seemingly simple things. Like charlie might seem odd for saying he wont pee by a tree somewhere like some of us would. But people with ocd genuinely have a reason. To them its completely justified and they wont go against it at all. Charlie saying "i felt really bad for having to go out of the way for me" made me kind of smile just because.. he cant help how he feels. and i know why i love him. hes just a chad energy guy who has an like an awkward backstory and i genuinely love listening to him lol. Im so happy to see how far he has come with his ocd since hes came online.

  • @KaiUndMoritz
    @KaiUndMoritz 5 лет назад +84

    this was like a whole arc in an anime

    • @lovely6196
      @lovely6196 5 лет назад +3

      It'ss the first arc of part 9 of JoJo's

  • @ejnkk
    @ejnkk 5 лет назад +307

    "If you need to piss you should absolutely piss" - Famous Charlie quote from his FNAF video.

    • @Metalrave
      @Metalrave 5 лет назад +7

      when he pissed in some girl's mouth lol

    • @ejnkk
      @ejnkk 5 лет назад

      @@Metalrave Lmao probably my favorite story from him

  • @tegeztheguy2719
    @tegeztheguy2719 4 года назад +393

    ironically i almost pissed myself when he talked about the hotdogman

  • @mohawho8251
    @mohawho8251 7 месяцев назад +2

    the hotdog mans spirit is still haunting gas stations to this very day

  • @glxssy8037
    @glxssy8037 5 лет назад +27

    The way charlie tells his stories, which are insane, is the best shit I've ever heard. Butter to my ears. Comedic Genius.

  • @butchcoolidge3057
    @butchcoolidge3057 5 лет назад +281

    he thought he was the coolest anime character with his hair wet like that

  • @joeybuddy96
    @joeybuddy96 5 лет назад +41

    This man knows how to weave a compelling yarn about the most mundane things.

  • @muddbear6410
    @muddbear6410 4 года назад +1

    When I was a kid I heard the story of how Tycho Brahe DIED because he held his pee so long because it was rude to excuse yourself from the king's table before the king.
    He knew this. And still kept drinking wine till he got in trouble and his bladder exploded... sad end to a great man..
    You taught me a lot Tycho Brahe.
    Thank you.

  • @Nichaelas
    @Nichaelas 5 лет назад +175

    Charlie should consider himself lucky that he went this long without hearing of the infamous hotdog man. I still have nightmares of the unholy noises coming from the stall next to me...

  • @camronmiles4810
    @camronmiles4810 5 лет назад +854

    There’s no way Charlie doesn’t dress up like John Wick

    • @beepbadapup8523
      @beepbadapup8523 5 лет назад +44

      It's the other way around, John Wick dresses up as Charlie

    • @UR86
      @UR86 5 лет назад

      So beard & long hair = John Wick to you?

    • @Kryptonic1
      @Kryptonic1 5 лет назад

      UR86 that’s not what he said he just said he looks like him not for those reasons

    • @raff1495
      @raff1495 5 лет назад +2

      UR86 Charlie’s also really into John wick so there’s that also

    • @LuvTonique
      @LuvTonique 5 лет назад +3

      If you've seen him play Fortnite at Twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal you'd know that he always dresses up as John Wick.

  • @keanureeves7987
    @keanureeves7987 5 лет назад +1754

    Am i only one thinking that Penguinz0 look's a lot like that Handsome twitch streamer Cr1tikal?
    Ohh and heres my twitch i am popular now
    twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal

    • @ruifigueiredo5486
      @ruifigueiredo5486 5 лет назад +87

      i too have noticed the similarities

    • @kingdedede8064
      @kingdedede8064 5 лет назад +124

      Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen the two of 'em in the same place before... _just sayin'._

    • @JohnDoe-tl4gm
      @JohnDoe-tl4gm 5 лет назад +124

      How dare you compare this greasy, long haired hobgoblin to the pure God of testosterone that is Cr1tikal

    • @zamrii
      @zamrii 5 лет назад +42

      I think we're on something boys

    • @0riain468
      @0riain468 5 лет назад +18

      Dude what the heck? Omg he doessss😨

  • @PintOfJinnes
    @PintOfJinnes 4 года назад +1

    I consider it a divine blessing that my birthday can now be marked by such an event

  • @Sillimant_
    @Sillimant_ 5 лет назад +355

    _"I have not pissed my pants in a long time"_
    A likely story

  • @shrillshrimp200
    @shrillshrimp200 5 лет назад +680

    He looks like he's been trying to drink water threw his scalp.

    • @Logicsimulated
      @Logicsimulated 5 лет назад +71

      Ah yes, also known as showering

    • @brocowsci
      @brocowsci 5 лет назад +2

      @@Logicsimulated LOL

    • @shrillshrimp200
      @shrillshrimp200 5 лет назад +5

      I know not this sh hour ing....?

    • @DiegoHernandez-tw3vt
      @DiegoHernandez-tw3vt 5 лет назад +5

      Through

    • @joshualegault1095
      @joshualegault1095 5 лет назад +7

      I remember this kid I. Middle school that would wet his hair in the water fountain between classes because he thought it looked cool. Charlie reminds me of him.

  • @user-yx1ln8nk9r
    @user-yx1ln8nk9r 5 лет назад +94

    Florida man explains how he prevented himself from getting on the sex offender list

  • @hawaiianpunch1813
    @hawaiianpunch1813 3 года назад +3

    man god bless this man

  • @Misfitxoxo
    @Misfitxoxo 5 лет назад +368

    „This toilet smelled like a hate crime“ lmfaoo

    • @MattlProductions
      @MattlProductions 5 лет назад +6

      My favorite quote was "no doubt this was the work of the hot dog man" hahaha

    • @eyyy2271
      @eyyy2271 5 лет назад +1

      "It's smell like a hate crime" is the actual quote but I laughed my ass off

  • @jacksonwalker1406
    @jacksonwalker1406 4 года назад +25

    The way he tells the climax of the story is so relieving. I really felt that in my bladder.

  • @camswrldd_
    @camswrldd_ 5 лет назад +358

    "Learn from my mistake"
    The mistake: Not drying his hair before video

    • @allrad4911
      @allrad4911 5 лет назад +18

      Well he IS very moist

    • @TheShelbelle07
      @TheShelbelle07 5 лет назад +5

      He’s called The Big Moist for a reason

  • @esuri7497
    @esuri7497 3 года назад +1

    i'm so honored to see that this piece of art came out on my birthday

  • @dingalong14
    @dingalong14 4 года назад +175

    This man has somehow managed to take 10 minutes to tell a story about pulling over and using a gas station bathroom and somehow make it entertaining the whole way through.

  • @ąყŋ-o8q
    @ąყŋ-o8q 4 года назад +106

    Charlie, the only person who can captivate my attention for 10 minutes with a pee story

  • @Awvpd25
    @Awvpd25 5 лет назад +533

    “John wick 4: wets his pants” -2020

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 5 лет назад +1

      he died

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 5 лет назад +1

      Where his bladder is the villain

    • @jqr-ju9nx
      @jqr-ju9nx 5 лет назад

      BIRDDD no

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 5 лет назад

      @Juan Cortez Muro no

  • @alanluscombe8a553
    @alanluscombe8a553 2 года назад

    When I first found your channel I was astounded that you haven’t ten million subs. Now I totally get it. Videos are pure gold

  • @aleksandarevtimov7438
    @aleksandarevtimov7438 5 лет назад +149

    This was epic, we need
    "The Hot Dog Man 2" and
    "The Hot Dog Man 3 - Final Hope"
    Make it a trilogy

  • @HeatherHolt
    @HeatherHolt 5 лет назад +91

    I love how something as mundane as having to pee is this funny when Charlie tells a story.

  • @StarsAreBright
    @StarsAreBright 2 года назад +2

    I love how I get this in my recommended literally DAYS AFTER I DID THE EXACT SAME THING!!

  • @benschannel9065
    @benschannel9065 5 лет назад +115

    The Hot Dog man still haunts Charlie’s dreams when he needs to piss while asleep