I'm white and I played ball. I always used that racist crap as an advantage. I would go ahead an not show my speed when it wasn't going to matter. But I would be lurking close enough to jump in front of that pass for the steal or deflection OR come from out of nowhere to knock a shot out of the sky. The silence in some gyms after my 1st Block of the game from the SHOCK was awesome. I could jump too until after my Junior season. I tore up my ankles that year in 3 different injuries... spent at least 4 weeks of that season on crutches. Then I put on about 40 pounds of muscle and couldn't get that lift anymore. And then about 40 pounds of fat. Now when I tell people where I played they assume I am talking about Football LOL not Basketball. I look like a Offensive Lineman now. Now I REALLY don't look quick. But I still have good speed. I'm like a fast Tank. Straight ahead speed is good. But turns and cuts are dangerous for my health.
Along the same lines of story. A friend of mine who also played ball tells a story a team he was on. The team was Black guys except 1 white kid who was their back up Point Guard or 2 Guard idk. And this kid he could handle the ball great and was quick and could blow past you off the dribble. But he couldn't shoot worth a damn. And as everybody knows the white kid is supposed to be a good or great shooter for some racist reason. So when this kid would come in the game the whole team (his teammates) when this kid would catch the ball on the perimeter would all yell out "shooter shooter". And every time the defense would rush out to contest the shot and this kid would go right past them for an easy layup. Roy (my friend) said this kid probably scored at least 6 to 8 points per game based on the team yelling "shooter" when he got the ball. So basically they used racism to score some easy buckets every game. That kid was NEVER going to hit those open 3's even he knew it. He would only shoot them if it was garbage time. He was just a drive and score or drive and dish kind of player.
Quick and fast are different things from my understanding. Fast is speed done at a distance in a straight line, while quick is stop and acceleration in any direction including change of direction in short distances of no more than 20 yards.
His wife is black in sure he's around her side of the family often and he's always around other black comedian and in predominantly black films so of course he's going to have that "black swag" in his performances and his mannerisms. It's not forced. If you live in Australia Or Any other foreign country you will subconsciously acquire these mannerisms as well.
Gregory Seon True. Listen to Tina Turner and Madonna sometimes. They live in Europe and when giving interviews they sound much difference than when they resided in the US.
Yeah I lived in another city where they had a way different dialect than I normally have and when I visited home, people kept pointing out I had started to talk with that accent/dialect and I hadn't even noticed..
Yeah people tend to act like who they're around the most or at least who they're influenced by the most. I used to have a cursing habit when I was in middle school. Not out of anger or anything and not after every other word, but after saying them it just became muscle memory type thing and. I said em without even thinking. So yeah this whole acting a color thing is pretty stupid
Goat Boat You're right. You are influenced by the people in your environment. And that can be home, school and work. I can relate to the cursing thing. In my current work environment there is a lot of cursing. Ninety percent of it isn't out of anger. It's just part of everyday vernacular. And most of the time we're laughing while doing it.//So yeah your environment shapes many things. Humor is one of them.
setaBC lol what I thought he was gone say was how white ppl own the companies...and they got the dress shoes. blk ppl get the sneakers, wht ppl get the dress shoes. when have you ever heard of a guy buying a pair of LeBron's for his wedding? 😧🤔🤓
I swear this is the only white comedian that can rip on black people and not get torched for it cuz everyone knows he's just makin jokes.... I applaud Gary Owen for his work and not being afraid to say what's on his mind regardless of what it is cuz I come from place where the racial divide is real it's good to see videos and stand ups like this that's some real shit
@@nmor30 Its more in the way of delivery. There are some people who just tell awkward racist jokes that aren't funny and then you've got people like this guy that deliver their jokes in a way that isn't outright offensive.
Kathy Main imagine that..a black man is successful without being an athlete or a rapper, can pronounce words correctly so that makes him white? That’s why the black race will never succeed
Figs3 Don't forget Charles Barkley Omarosia Stephen A Smith Raven Symone and Sheriff Clarke! It's bad with them all added up and his black card got hella more respeck even if he gets sunburn
Dj Wallace do you know why we're talking shit about fellow POC's? Because they're people of color who don't like people of color. At least this white boy respects the culture.
Gary: It’s a dodge wind son. Yeah it’s that new shit😭😭 Son: But it has Maybach on the back of it Gary: yeah he gotta take it bach in may. Must’ve leased it in June.
It isn't anybody taking anything. Kevin buys material from other comics. All the big comics buy material from other comics. Because Gary is white he sometimes has jokes he cannot tell in front of an audience. But Kevin can tell them. When you start getting paid like Kevin Hart was getting paid you hire at least 1 writer or you collaborate with other comics. Like... think of Patrice ONeil vs Kevin Hart... if Patrice has a great SHORT joke he should try to sell it to Kevin If Kevin has a great FAT joke he should try to sell it to Patrice (although he's dead now... but whatever). Kevin gets so much work and is so busy doing all of the Public Relations stuff and the bad room contract stuff he doesn't always have time to write his own jokes anymore. So he has writers that come up with stuff OR they help hammer out some ideas Kevin has that he doesn't have the time to perfect on his own. And those writers are often other comics. If we didn't have so much access to video today you wouldn't even know that some other comic used this joke. Hell... Kevin could have even written some of Gary's jokes for Gary or at least help Gary fix some jokes. Because Gary used to be bigger than Kevin Hart at that time in the past. Gary was never as big as Kevin is NOW. Just saying he was bigger than Kevin was THEN. I don't know if Kevin did write for Gary... just saying he COULD have. 1 of these jokes might be a Kevin Hart joke OR 1/2 way written by Kevin.
@@datboyrome802 Comics tell JOKES. They don't just talk about their life. It's all an ACT. They take some real stuff that wasn't even funny and they think of the jokes LATER. And most of the JOKES never happened. That is just funny stuff they thought of OR some writer thought of. It is SHOW BUSINESS not the Lifetime Womans Movie Special of some womans life. It's Comedy. The jokes just have to be funny. They do not have to be true at all. Don't believe everything in show business is TRUE. You don't get to the TOP like Kevin did by only talking about your life. Nobody's life is funny enough for all of that material he has. Not without making some stuff up. Not without some help from writers.
@@marleyjanim5033 No links. But yeah I have done some Stand Up and I have several Comedians as friends. Some Professional and some Amateur. I really need to start doing it again but I never can find the time. I still even write a few jokes every now and then. I've only been recorded 1 time and it is only on VHS I think. My problem is I am good at so many things and they all require me to be available at the same time... and they divide my attention too much. It makes it so hard to get GREAT at anything. I am too indecisive on which way to go. I Act, Sing, Dance, Play Guitar and Saxophone, Write, Direct, Choreograph, Teach Stage Combat and I WAS an up and coming Referee until I tore my ACL. Was just starting to break through. If I can drop some weight I might go back to that but I just can't seem to get back in that kind of shape again. Ref's don't get subs and the players are all in their PRIME while we get older every year. IDK that part of my life might be over for good.
he nailed the Kobe hands on the knees chewing gum lol rest in power Kobe
This joke would've hit different had ppl know 2020 was gone be this fucked up
Except Kobe wouldn’t be waving at his dad... his parents didn’t like Vanessa because of her race
@Dan Gonzalez rest in power is one of the dumbest phrases of this generation.
How is he gonna rest in power when he is fucking dead lol
@@lisettes.9598 shut your corny ass up
bounce, pass, lay-up ... HEY DAD !!
Mohamed Wattad funniest part
I'm still laughing 😂 😂
keith van horn from the nets back in the early 2000s
That shit was funny AF!! 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
"What the Hell does quick look like?" Haha that was funny
I'm white and I played ball. I always used that racist crap as an advantage. I would go ahead an not show my speed when it wasn't going to matter. But I would be lurking close enough to jump in front of that pass for the steal or deflection OR come from out of nowhere to knock a shot out of the sky. The silence in some gyms after my 1st Block of the game from the SHOCK was awesome.
I could jump too until after my Junior season. I tore up my ankles that year in 3 different injuries... spent at least 4 weeks of that season on crutches.
Then I put on about 40 pounds of muscle and couldn't get that lift anymore. And then about 40 pounds of fat.
Now when I tell people where I played they assume I am talking about Football LOL not Basketball. I look like a Offensive Lineman now.
Now I REALLY don't look quick. But I still have good speed. I'm like a fast Tank. Straight ahead speed is good. But turns and cuts are dangerous for my health.
Along the same lines of story. A friend of mine who also played ball tells a story a team he was on. The team was Black guys except 1 white kid who was their back up Point Guard or 2 Guard idk. And this kid he could handle the ball great and was quick and could blow past you off the dribble. But he couldn't shoot worth a damn. And as everybody knows the white kid is supposed to be a good or great shooter for some racist reason.
So when this kid would come in the game the whole team (his teammates) when this kid would catch the ball on the perimeter would all yell out "shooter shooter". And every time the defense would rush out to contest the shot and this kid would go right past them for an easy layup. Roy (my friend) said this kid probably scored at least 6 to 8 points per game based on the team yelling "shooter" when he got the ball. So basically they used racism to score some easy buckets every game.
That kid was NEVER going to hit those open 3's even he knew it. He would only shoot them if it was garbage time. He was just a drive and score or drive and dish kind of player.
OMG Kevin Hart took this guy material
Quick and fast are different things from my understanding. Fast is speed done at a distance in a straight line, while quick is stop and acceleration in any direction including change of direction in short distances of no more than 20 yards.
To be fair, it's not Dirk.
Son: what a maybach dad?
Dad: 'He gotta bring that back in May.. bad investment son.. 😂
Got me cracking up! Lol. "Dad, you got to get your life together" LMAO 😂
Brown Sugarlove 😂
Jessica Braids that one killed me 😂😂😂
He said take it back in May "that's not a good investment" I died laughing! ☺
His wife is black in sure he's around her side of the family often and he's always around other black comedian and in predominantly black films so of course he's going to have that "black swag" in his performances and his mannerisms. It's not forced. If you live in Australia Or Any other foreign country you will subconsciously acquire these mannerisms as well.
Gregory Seon True. Listen to Tina Turner and Madonna sometimes. They live in Europe and when giving interviews they sound much difference than when they resided in the US.
Yeah I lived in another city where they had a way different dialect than I normally have and when I visited home, people kept pointing out I had started to talk with that accent/dialect and I hadn't even noticed..
Yeah people tend to act like who they're around the most or at least who they're influenced by the most. I used to have a cursing habit when I was in middle school. Not out of anger or anything and not after every other word, but after saying them it just became muscle memory type thing and. I said em without even thinking. So yeah this whole acting a color thing is pretty stupid
Goat Boat You're right. You are influenced by the people in your environment. And that can be home, school and work. I can relate to the cursing thing. In my current work environment there is a lot of cursing. Ninety percent of it isn't out of anger. It's just part of everyday vernacular. And most of the time we're laughing while doing it.//So yeah your environment shapes many things. Humor is one of them.
+Gregory Seon You're cute. You single?
This dude said "I'll rock the Keith's" LMAO....Whooooooo
DirtyFaceCapon3 smh LMFAO
DirtyFaceCapon3 That joke was hilarious 🤣
Bro I died.
Keith van horn he was a white dude who played for the nets back in the day i believe
"Dad u gotta get yo life together " 😂
Micheal Johnson lmFao
🤣🤣🤣
January 2020. R.I.P KOBE & GIANNA BRYANT. Such a tragic loss
LeBron vs Kobe joke was his best joke ever.
M17 RIP
“Bounce pass, lay up, HEY DAD!”😂😂
What I love about Gary is his jokes come from a place of love! You can tell he has admiration for the culture, so he is not a vulture.
That's how yo daddy does it, $32 ain't shit to me DEAD
I'm back, a year later
Same and that joke still gets me every time !!!
Master Roshi 😂😂😂
Gary's been around a lot longer than Kevin! I mean, he was in EARLY Comic View, so that says a lot about the likeness!
Ijnat Okimat the old comic view with tp herns, arnes j and others 😂
Right! He even hosted a season. A lot of folks can say they performed on the Comic View stage. But there's only a select few that hosted.
Gary first appeared on comic view in 97. Kevin first appeared on Def comedy jam in 92.
OMG Kevin Hart took this guy material
@@jwdathefax377 right, folks forget
A white person getting a sneaker deal is like a black person being a credit advisor ppl just aren't checking for it lol
setaBC lol what I thought he was gone say was how white ppl own the companies...and they got the dress shoes. blk ppl get the sneakers, wht ppl get the dress shoes. when have you ever heard of a guy buying a pair of LeBron's for his wedding? 😧🤔🤓
White people own the sneakers.black dude just name on it.get serious.
White people own the shoe companies that those basketball players have shoes with
Rondel Pertillar exactly
@@liljared711 still. a random white player isnt owning the fucking company.
I swear this is the only white comedian that can rip on black people and not get torched for it cuz everyone knows he's just makin jokes.... I applaud Gary Owen for his work and not being afraid to say what's on his mind regardless of what it is cuz I come from place where the racial divide is real it's good to see videos and stand ups like this that's some real shit
That's one of the biggest problems in this country, the double standard.
@@nmor30 Its more in the way of delivery. There are some people who just tell awkward racist jokes that aren't funny and then you've got people like this guy that deliver their jokes in a way that isn't outright offensive.
GG naa they get shot and publicly executed by police instead stfu
Bill Burr? Ralphie May? 🤷🏼♂️
Ralphie May
I spit out my food when he compared Lebron and Kobe’s styles! “Bounce pass layup, hey dad!” So messed up hahaha
This dude is funny period!
facts...never not made me laugh
Tooooo funny
been loving this guy since comic view..
Kizzie Swittenburg Yes!! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Same here
I threw my phone when he said when's a white dude gonna get a shoe 😂😂😂😭😭😭
He's 1 of the whitest black person I've ever seen!
word u gotta respect him its nto easy being a white comedian whose liked by black audiance; moreless a comedian at all
I do I love this dude and have since comic view
Tywanna Grice
Never heard it said that way!! I've heard the "blackest white girl/boy" before.. You grow up how you grow up though!
Bill Clinton
*"Bounce pass, lay-up, hey Dad!👋"* 💀💀
"Bounce pass, lay up, hey dad" 😂😂
MAYBACH = HE GOTTA TAKE IT BACK IN MAY LMAO
Bounce pass lay up. Hey dad!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Hes a damn fool! 😆
He grew up with black people and his wife is black. It's basically his culture. Let em hate
I keep seeing these comments about people hating on him, but have yet to see a comment actually HATING ON HIM. Think its a myth.
xx JahoviA xx bruh I said the same thing I have never seen a hate comment towards Gary
Nah he did not
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He'@ wack and weird, just like most white males.....
"That's that new dodge win."
"But it says maybach on the back"
"Yeah that mean he has to take it back in may"
That part
How have I been sleeping on this dude?! He’s funny af
I think he and Wayne Brady switched bodies. The whitest black man and the blackest white man
Kathy Main lmfaooooooo
stop that nonsense, every black person is different
Kathy Main imagine that..a black man is successful without being an athlete or a rapper, can pronounce words correctly so that makes him white? That’s why the black race will never succeed
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kathy Main dont do the race thing he is just funny
This guy has been one of my favorites since his ComicView days, lol
Let's just welcome him in our black family he one of us
Moe Less We unconsciously did. After Comic View we took him in.
Traded him a few years back for Stacey Dash.
Figs3 Don't forget Charles Barkley Omarosia Stephen A Smith Raven Symone and Sheriff Clarke! It's bad with them all added up and his black card got hella more respeck even if he gets sunburn
Shon'non Wooten Sr. Lowkey I thought they were just given away but the Stacey Dash was an official trade. Lmao
Dj Wallace do you know why we're talking shit about fellow POC's? Because they're people of color who don't like people of color. At least this white boy respects the culture.
Gary Is A Beast
❤️ love this man he really need his own comedy show fr fr that’s 💯💯💯
Some Dirk Dada’s😂😂
That shit about lebron dad is funny. hahahaha
Makes me think about Steph Curry and his dad.
+Gaz Matic Your pic is hot. How old are you?
***** 26 last month.
Thanks for the compliment.
That dodge joke killed me😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
lol Gary a fool love this guy
Steve Nash new balance 😂😂😂😂
"He gotta take it back in May" ahhhhh this dude is killing me.
Rest In Peace Kobe 💛💜💛💜
lol @ the broken home bit with kobe
Lmao this guy is too real... the car rental... he gets us
The dodge wind 😂😂😂 he gotta take it back in may im crying
He’s definitely in my top 5 fav comedians of all time 😂
Looove Gary Owen!! Funny Ass Hell.:):)
Omg I'm done I cried during this
His energy, his style ❤❤❤❤❤❤
ROTFL @ Beyonce or precious analogy!!! Lmbo
Gary makes me laugh out loud. Thank u, Sir! 😂🙏🏽
He sounds like Mitch Hedberg after a week on the streets.
and less heroin 😕
***** I didn't say he looks like he has.
+Ozamataz Buckshank wow, i was about to post the same thing, but i tohught everyone would disagree...he def sounds like mitch right in the beginning
Definitely speaks with a similar rhythm as him
He does sound like Mitch Hedberg. 🤣
Gary: It’s a dodge wind son. Yeah it’s that new shit😭😭
Son: But it has Maybach on the back of it
Gary: yeah he gotta take it bach in may. Must’ve leased it in June.
He got to take it back in May. 😂
It says maybach on the back
He gotta bring that back in may. That's a bad investment. He leased it. Lol
Oh my God, the Kobe impression!
That lebron kobe comparison is spot on
3:40 he says "Owens" but any other time he corrects people when they say that...he says "It's Owen, no S"
Kevin hart took so much of garys material...no one noticed that wtf
thrift mafia Kevin talked about his life...how does that even relate to this...you just a hater
It isn't anybody taking anything. Kevin buys material from other comics. All the big comics buy material from other comics.
Because Gary is white he sometimes has jokes he cannot tell in front of an audience. But Kevin can tell them.
When you start getting paid like Kevin Hart was getting paid you hire at least 1 writer or you collaborate with other comics.
Like... think of Patrice ONeil vs Kevin Hart... if Patrice has a great SHORT joke he should try to sell it to Kevin
If Kevin has a great FAT joke he should try to sell it to Patrice (although he's dead now... but whatever).
Kevin gets so much work and is so busy doing all of the Public Relations stuff and the bad room contract stuff he doesn't always have time to write his own jokes anymore. So he has writers that come up with stuff OR they help hammer out some ideas Kevin has that he doesn't have the time to perfect on his own. And those writers are often other comics. If we didn't have so much access to video today you wouldn't even know that some other comic used this joke.
Hell... Kevin could have even written some of Gary's jokes for Gary or at least help Gary fix some jokes. Because Gary used to be bigger than Kevin Hart at that time in the past. Gary was never as big as Kevin is NOW. Just saying he was bigger than Kevin was THEN. I don't know if Kevin did write for Gary... just saying he COULD have. 1 of these jokes might be a Kevin Hart joke OR 1/2 way written by Kevin.
@@datboyrome802 Comics tell JOKES. They don't just talk about their life. It's all an ACT.
They take some real stuff that wasn't even funny and they think of the jokes LATER. And most of the JOKES never happened.
That is just funny stuff they thought of OR some writer thought of.
It is SHOW BUSINESS not the Lifetime Womans Movie Special of some womans life.
It's Comedy. The jokes just have to be funny. They do not have to be true at all. Don't believe everything in show business is TRUE.
You don't get to the TOP like Kevin did by only talking about your life. Nobody's life is funny enough for all of that material he has.
Not without making some stuff up. Not without some help from writers.
@@brucemercer7753 you been on stage performing comedy.
Got link?
@@marleyjanim5033 No links. But yeah I have done some Stand Up and I have several Comedians as friends. Some Professional and some Amateur.
I really need to start doing it again but I never can find the time. I still even write a few jokes every now and then.
I've only been recorded 1 time and it is only on VHS I think. My problem is I am good at so many things and they all require me to be available at the same time... and they divide my attention too much. It makes it so hard to get GREAT at anything. I am too indecisive on which way to go. I Act, Sing, Dance, Play Guitar and Saxophone, Write, Direct, Choreograph, Teach Stage Combat and I WAS an up and coming Referee until I tore my ACL. Was just starting to break through.
If I can drop some weight I might go back to that but I just can't seem to get back in that kind of shape again. Ref's don't get subs and the players are all in their PRIME while we get older every year.
IDK that part of my life might be over for good.
Fast forward to 2019: Kawhi Leonard has a shoe deal with New Balance
Gary Owen is so underrated!!
I saw him on Andrew Schultz and I’ve been hard in the paint all night. I can’t stop he’s so good. I wish I could get all my old boys together.
THIS DUDE IS FUNNY KEEP MOVING GARY
"Bounce pass, lay up, HEY DAD!"
RIP Kobe...
Time out🤣 had to pause the video. He said "I'll rock the Keith's". I'm done. This dude too funny!
Fucking Hilarious!!! 😭😭
1 of the best out there cause he's being who he is.
He nailed that Lebron and Kobe joke. LMAO!
Dude said it was a Dodge Win 🤣🤣🤣
Gary is a funny comedian!!!
Keep the jokes coming
"I DONT WANNA FUCK PRECIOUS NO MORE!" 🤣🤣🤣
He’s extremely talented
Lmao, Kobe has some of the hardest dunks of all time with his daddy and mommy.
That’s right❗️Everyone should be so blessed as to have real parents (and not the fools out here ruining these kids today)
The maybach joke. Gotta take that shht back in May 😂🤣
Love himmmm..fkn hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
Wet my pants again from watching this 😂😂😂
Never heard of this guy but he's hilarious
Bounce bounce lay up, hey dad 😂😂😂
He said lemme get some Dirk DaDa's 😂😂
😂😂 this guy is Hilarious Yo! 💯🔥
"Ill rock the keiths" 😁 bruhh
Trade Kanye West for Gary Owen..... NOW
#FACTS
I second the motion.
Why? Because his political views don’t coincide with the democrat plantation? Get woke
Never
YES
Gary Owens been invited to the BBQ since comic view days.
He gotta take it back in May 😁😂😂
Just because I know most people wouldn't, I'd rock some Nash or Van Horn kicks.
He has the permanent invite to the COOKOUT 🤣🤣🤣
Bounce pass layup hey dad 😂😂
Very Very Funny !!!!
He is sooo funny!!😂😂😂
“I DON’T WANNA FUCK PRECIOUS NOMORE” 😂💀
I feel like a complete ass for only learning about this man in the last 30 days 🤦🏻♂️
Maybach = bring it “bach” in May 😂
Mitch Hepburns rhythm and accent meets Kevin Harts rants.
This dude has an eternal invite to all the cookouts! 😂😂
This dude is funny af when he wants to be lol
Truth and funny. Gotta love him😂✊🏾👏👏👏👏👏👏
Where TF is my mom dad shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kobe do be making that face
Bill burr is funny to. This a few more but to me Gary Owen and Bill Burr are top on the list
You can tell that his wife influences how he delivers his set.