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  • Today, we're looking at the definitive top 10 ways for introverts to avoid people, ranked!
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  • @FrankJames
    @FrankJames  3 года назад +391

    what other ways could crack the top 10??
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    • @noralaithy649
      @noralaithy649 3 года назад +3

      Love ur video i am an infp btw

    • @cosmo4288
      @cosmo4288 3 года назад +8

      Ok but there are some people who do not even care when i am making it aware that i am really trying to avoid them but they would not catch on it?? What do i do then?? I am thinking of sending them this video so that they do understand

    • @rachelhenriques2054
      @rachelhenriques2054 3 года назад +1

      I'm not an introvert , but thanks 😂😂 I'll use it someday

    • @emp9413
      @emp9413 3 года назад +13

      Disassociation baby 😎 You stare unseeingly into space/the inside of your head, preferably directed at a window or a wall, or at your shoes or ceiling if you don't mind standing out, clearly separated from reality itself. Works like a charm!

    • @cosmo4288
      @cosmo4288 3 года назад +10

      Um FJ keeping the bladder on full and not showering is really bad for health like what if people come and try to drag me to the hospital or something like there would be more people then

  • @CrazyCoon100
    @CrazyCoon100 3 года назад +1235

    “I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they aren’t around.” CB

    • @madmarlowe1422
      @madmarlowe1422 3 года назад +13

      I say this Bukowski quote at least once a month.

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +20

      _"I don't hate you, but you better stay out of my way..."_
      - Marionette, Five Nights at Freddy's

    • @ranroon273
      @ranroon273 2 года назад +3

      yup.. that's me

    • @elisa4620
      @elisa4620 2 года назад +1

      Who is CB?

    • @madmarlowe1422
      @madmarlowe1422 2 года назад +2

      @@elisa4620 Charles Bukowski

  • @chaoticbreeze6262
    @chaoticbreeze6262 3 года назад +2101

    I love how every tip is descending towards a crazier approach. 😂

    • @XSemperIdem5
      @XSemperIdem5 3 года назад +53

      It's when the desperation increases 😅

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +22

      w e c o u l d m a k e a
      h o r r o r v i d e o . . .

    • @kylimantrhamdreemurr1838
      @kylimantrhamdreemurr1838 3 года назад +16

      @@greatwavefan397 It'd be scary for extroverts only.

    • @SC-gp7kt
      @SC-gp7kt 3 года назад +6

      Genius!

    • @nuhh69
      @nuhh69 3 года назад +9

      Did you mean *ASCENDING* ?

  • @Autom4tic
    @Autom4tic 3 года назад +833

    “People - they’re not ideal, but like it or not, they’re here to stay.”
    My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

  • @cosmo4288
    @cosmo4288 3 года назад +1518

    I want Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak to avoid people

    • @a_weird_mess3
      @a_weird_mess3 3 года назад +28

      Don’t we all? 😩

    • @Dolores.Umbridge
      @Dolores.Umbridge 3 года назад +28

      *pulls up wand *
      _accio invisibility cloak !!_

    • @sofycolt27
      @sofycolt27 3 года назад +12

      This is my dream. I am thinking every time when I am sitting in the pffice

    • @alberteinstein100
      @alberteinstein100 3 года назад +10

      you can learn to become invisible... i know 2 people who can teach you that, drax and john cena.

    • @cosmo4288
      @cosmo4288 3 года назад +1

      @@sofycolt27 must be hard for you to do that

  • @tikent-snulfwoer
    @tikent-snulfwoer 3 года назад +1008

    "People. They're not ideal, but like it or not, they're here to stay."
    -Frank James, September 2021

    • @tikent-snulfwoer
      @tikent-snulfwoer 3 года назад +9

      Yes you do :)

    • @the.ivy_trio
      @the.ivy_trio 3 года назад +7

      Oooh, I didn't expect to find two Potterheads _and_ dam Percy Jackson fans here!

    • @misswaddles155
      @misswaddles155 3 года назад +3

      @@the.ivy_trio Now it's 3

    • @MaeAlessa
      @MaeAlessa 3 года назад +1

      @karyn chambers Dam, now it’s 5

    • @dianalindeman1644
      @dianalindeman1644 2 года назад

      Glad for it, because we introverts are people, too

  • @otterinaballgown3703
    @otterinaballgown3703 3 года назад +902

    "People are not ideal", but "relationships are the most fulfilling things in life."
    The life-long paradox.

    • @breeeeeaaathofthewild
      @breeeeeaaathofthewild 3 года назад +7

      indeed.

    • @hanimoon1422
      @hanimoon1422 3 года назад +2

      yess

    • @jordanferguson2254
      @jordanferguson2254 3 года назад +14

      This is just me, so I'm not speaking for anyone else here, and I really do say this with peace in mind; I've found genuine happiness and fulfillment without that.

    • @xplicks3637
      @xplicks3637 3 года назад +5

      @@jordanferguson2254 I have too. When it gets lonely I can go out or something, but I can go weeks alone and still feel good.

  • @argyrous_p
    @argyrous_p 3 года назад +2261

    Books.Always carry a book with you , with custom made cover, for example:10 best places to hide a corpse or how to become brainiac by eating gifted people.These can work on t-shirts too, but book readers are generally considered peculiar and everyone avoids them.

    • @StephanieJeanne
      @StephanieJeanne 3 года назад +100

      🤣🤣 Hilarious!! Those could bump the headphones out of the #1 spot!👍

    • @argyrous_p
      @argyrous_p 3 года назад +38

      @@StephanieJeanne 😂😂 I am working on some covid themed covers now that we are asked to go back to the office.Fingers crossed they will ask me to WFH for ever 😂🤞

    • @emp9413
      @emp9413 3 года назад +45

      Its true ha ha. Nobody likes a nerd :D Plus even ruder to interrupt someone reading vs listening to music win win

    • @Meg_intheclouds
      @Meg_intheclouds 3 года назад +62

      ENFP bookworm here, never worked at school- people will inevitably go
      “What are you reading”
      “Omg you read? I haven’t read since year 7”
      “So you’re like really smart then”
      (Depends what mood I’m in. When I get my book out it means “I’m done being in reality- I want to pretend I’m a wizard”)

    • @justastaythatwillnotbename2990
      @justastaythatwillnotbename2990 3 года назад +5

      Oop

  • @SimoneEppler
    @SimoneEppler 3 года назад +593

    Future introverts will be born with headphones. SCIENCE!

    • @SimoneEppler
      @SimoneEppler 3 года назад +20

      A heart from Frank - May day has been made. 🥳

    • @a_weird_mess3
      @a_weird_mess3 3 года назад +3

      Yess

    • @SimoneEppler
      @SimoneEppler 3 года назад +3

      @@a_weird_mess3 🎧👽💆‍♀️

    • @DjangoUnSkilled
      @DjangoUnSkilled 3 года назад +10

      I love that SCIENCE thing. I can't help but find it funny!

    • @stark5679
      @stark5679 3 года назад +3

      Also the natural need to stick their head in holes like a ostrich

  • @BurgundyandBlue1111
    @BurgundyandBlue1111 3 года назад +271

    "People - they're not ideal."
    😂 Perfect intro

  • @ellenh278
    @ellenh278 3 года назад +300

    The voice and phrases were dead on. So much talent.

  • @mysticwolf6967
    @mysticwolf6967 3 года назад +471

    I just bring a book, stare at it and just daydream. I don't even like reading. The only downside is when people ask what you're reading.
    Thanks for making this Frank, I'm taking notes.

    • @fiftyfive70
      @fiftyfive70 3 года назад +51

      Just make sure the book is right side up and mindlessly flip the page once in a while.

    • @helenwood8482
      @helenwood8482 3 года назад +29

      Pretending to be asleep works well on public transport.

    • @Carol_65
      @Carol_65 3 года назад +29

      Have a book (or book cover) in a foreign language.

    • @bulldogsnbunniesUK
      @bulldogsnbunniesUK 3 года назад +10

      @@Carol_65 Wow, that’s brill! 🙌🏼💕

    • @shalikrox9720
      @shalikrox9720 3 года назад +13

      Just read the back of the book then you'll be know what you're reading without reading it

  • @altitudeiseverything3163
    @altitudeiseverything3163 3 года назад +292

    Sending out a text to everyone you’ve ever met announcing that you’re moving and could really use some help with all those heavy boxes of books, and the piano, should do the trick.

    • @Izabela-ek5nh
      @Izabela-ek5nh 3 года назад +27

      They would all appear. You cannot imagine what people can do when asked....

    • @altitudeiseverything3163
      @altitudeiseverything3163 3 года назад +5

      @@Izabela-ek5nh 😳😱
      😂

    • @swabygames
      @swabygames 3 года назад +14

      Unless you get people that actually willing to help, then you have to move or have an awkward moment. So maybe not the best idea to do this.

    • @altitudeiseverything3163
      @altitudeiseverything3163 3 года назад +9

      @@swabygames “Oh, thanks for the offer! Turns out that there’ll be a delay, though. I’ll text you when I know a date. Sorry…. gotta run now!” [Introverts need to have a prepared script ready for every possible social scenario!]
      No one who knows me will be surprised when they never actually hear from me, despite my promise to follow up. “Hmm, has she moved to Sweden? Tasmania? Maybe she was crushed to death trying to move that piano…” 😉

    • @swabygames
      @swabygames 3 года назад +6

      @@altitudeiseverything3163 lol I like the having a script as backup plans. Good idea. You could also say "I have decided to donate everything, so I dont really need help anymore. But thanks for the offers".

  • @fiftyfive70
    @fiftyfive70 3 года назад +215

    Total introvert pro move: turn read receipts off on texts and messaging.
    Expecting a dreaded text? “I’m driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I’ll see your message when I get where I’m going.”
    Never get to where you’re going.

    • @juliemay9295
      @juliemay9295 3 года назад +5

      love it!

    • @codyw1
      @codyw1 3 года назад +10

      The real pro move is not to have a mobile phone at all. :p

    • @juliemay9295
      @juliemay9295 3 года назад +5

      @@codyw1 ​ @codyw1 that's dangerous talk! lol

    • @kuramacabre
      @kuramacabre 3 года назад +1

      I don't mind people knowing I willingly ignored them.

  • @themuslimlady9509
    @themuslimlady9509 3 года назад +183

    Books! At school I was so absorbed by the books' just to avoid interaction. I ended up being more mature and educated than most of my peers. Even people who liked me were intimidated to approach me. So, yeah, books double the effect of avoiding people and dying alone in peace. Recommend 100% 👍🌱

    • @spiritualsnail1584
      @spiritualsnail1584 3 года назад +11

      Unfortunately whenever I read in middle school adults would harass me and tell me to go socialize 🥲
      When you're an adult tho, it's the opposite effect. People are either curious, or have read what you read and take is as an invitation to discuss it. Even if they don't end up talking to you, you'll get a lot of attention : people contemplating the cover, trying to read the title, or literally reading with you over your shoulder, intense happy glances from old people who thought kids these days were obsessed with phones, knowing looks from people who know the book you're reading, and so on lol

    • @themuslimlady9509
      @themuslimlady9509 3 года назад +8

      @@spiritualsnail1584 haha you are so on point about elederly people 😂 it's true, adulthood is the same game but on a harder level. So, you need to play it like a pro, with cheatcodes. For example, in university I would go to silent area where people chew you out for breathing louder. It's a safe haven. On the street I carry some books with me, walk with important face and high speed. If someone wants to interact with me I can just pretend to be busy and leave them just after "Hi". Also, paradoxically it may sound, but you should act like an extrovert. Because, people are more attracted and get curious about introverts as they don't reveal too much about themselves. Forbidden fruit is always sweeter huh 🙄 For example, I am INFP but sometimes need to act like ESTJ, so people wish not to deal with me lol
      Follow my advice only if you don't want any human being intervene your dying process which is sometimes labelled by extroverts as "life" 🌱

    • @trackee2024
      @trackee2024 3 года назад +4

      Except when you accidentally laugh out loud from a book or start to cry, and then people have to know what you’re reading because they’re baffled that people can have emotional reactions to books.

    • @spiritualsnail1584
      @spiritualsnail1584 3 года назад +1

      @@trackee2024 Please cackling out loud while reading is a curse I can't get rid of 🤣

    • @trackee2024
      @trackee2024 3 года назад +2

      @@spiritualsnail1584 Glad I’m not alone! I read “Here I Am” by JSF recently, and man was I ugly crying in public.

  • @Carol_65
    @Carol_65 3 года назад +317

    “If you ever accidentally gazed at the stars…” 😁 I REALLY like the voice over.👍 Was there a bit of Casey Kasem there?

    • @imastarboy
      @imastarboy 3 года назад +2

      Oh Carol u ..you

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 года назад

      INFP: "Hey, in fact, I'm taking a picture of those stars."
      No U Carol U

    • @imastarboy
      @imastarboy 3 года назад

      @@CaveyMoth wait what!

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 года назад +1

      @@imastarboy INFPs are said to love taking pictures of the sky

  • @withstarsvini
    @withstarsvini 3 года назад +84

    Every single video is getting one level up

  • @effiethefey
    @effiethefey 3 года назад +111

    Well, well, well.... You, Frank, have just provided me and other contact-craving extroverts with a complete list of places to look for introverts to adopt! **evil laughter**

    • @evobrand1210
      @evobrand1210 3 года назад +9

      Nah, adopting is to much work and I would forget feedibg them, but hugging would be nice

    • @user-mc5vy2vk5n
      @user-mc5vy2vk5n 3 года назад +14

      @@evobrand1210 don't worry, we are cautious folks anyway, not accepting food from everyone who offers it.
      Edit: I was so focused on the food that I forgot the hugging part. If you have to, do it fast and don't squeeze us too much. Some us behave like cats when squeezed.

    • @evobrand1210
      @evobrand1210 3 года назад +6

      @@user-mc5vy2vk5n i once had an introvert INFP trying to hug my cat, such a hilarious sitiuation

    • @kaliah1494
      @kaliah1494 3 года назад

      Time to hunt for an introverted boyfriend to adopt.

    • @evobrand1210
      @evobrand1210 3 года назад +1

      @@kaliah1494 good luck

  • @lebronjames9904
    @lebronjames9904 2 года назад +5

    I’m currently hiding in my room with headphones, avoiding my moms friends.
    You know sometimes i think I’m my own unique person, but then some random RUclips video perfectly describes my situation while millions of people comment on how this is “so relatable” . I’ve come to realise that while we are so unique in many ways, at our core we are just the same as everyone else.
    And that’s okay.

  • @linndale6767
    @linndale6767 3 года назад +49

    Problem with headphones is that some people STILL try and talk to me even when I'm wearing them and I clearly don't want to talk

    • @nightowl257
      @nightowl257 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, sometimes they don't notice mine, but still try to talk to me anyway even after they realize (i.e. I point to them) and it's such a hassel to turn of the noise counselation and pause the music all the time

    • @merenwen4495
      @merenwen4495 3 года назад +8

      I just pretend I don’t see them or hear them

    • @brauliozt8754
      @brauliozt8754 3 года назад +4

      Oh I know that very well. I used to wear headphones in HS, and some guys would literally take them off my head just to talk to me.

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko 3 года назад +4

      @@brauliozt8754 Rude. They could just show that they want to say something.

    • @merenwen4495
      @merenwen4495 3 года назад +3

      @@brauliozt8754 I would probably have punched them in the face if they did that 🤣

  • @Crysta1986
    @Crysta1986 3 года назад +42

    "I wonder if those aren't stars up there at all, but a map to get out of this place" - Erin Van Buren

  • @Gintoki881
    @Gintoki881 3 года назад +40

    This parody of “Top (…)” is so genius and accurate 👏👌

  • @calebchen4988
    @calebchen4988 3 года назад +213

    "Live with the wolves"
    Me, an introvert and a furry: *I see this as an absolute win.*

    • @joon-young9589
      @joon-young9589 3 года назад +11

      we can’t expect the god to do all the work 🔫

    • @Zabulus
      @Zabulus 3 года назад +8

      @@joon-young9589 why not? if god is all powerful, he can do all the work effortlessly, unlike us, therefor, we can expect god to do all the work imaginable

    • @HandleDisliker
      @HandleDisliker 3 года назад +3

      @Zabulus You... you do realize that what you suggest would be like if we made a toy and suddenly the toy started commanding us to make his life more comfortable, right? I really don't think most of us would obey like a servant.
      Why He gave His life for us though, is beyond me.

    • @june.w.1288
      @june.w.1288 3 года назад +6

      There are people who actually did this. I watched a docu about it. Now I googled it again, here are the facts: a man called Werner Freund lives with 29 wolves on his estate in Merzig, Germany. It is called Werner Freund Wolf park. Gotta visit it sometime.

    • @Zabulus
      @Zabulus 3 года назад

      @@HandleDisliker I'm just saying he has the power to make anything happen, therefor we can expect him to shape the world and people as he wills = "doing all the work".

  • @lost9050
    @lost9050 3 года назад +139

    KKKKKKKKKKKKK OH my god, this video is pure art.
    The transition of images with a lot of funny faces and the video style messing with top 10 videos (it could tag so many channels), and the escalation of absurdities (in the first two I said ''ok, I do that every day'', and when said ''buy an island'' I was almost on the floor laughing) makes the whole thing a masterpiece.
    This is one of the best videos I've seen on RUclips lately, and it's not lip service

    • @HandleDisliker
      @HandleDisliker 3 года назад +1

      ... I feel like a lot of people will disagree with you in that this type of editing and format is actually really easy to pull off.
      Don't get me wrong, it's fine in that (a) it's easier on (in this case) Frank James, (b) a lot of bigger channels do this format, and (c) people tend to love this format anyway, but it's at this stage where I begin to drift away from these RUclips channels. They just lose their spark as RUclips becomes a job instead of a hobby, and I really don't like it when it inevitably happens.
      Not saying that Frank James is losing the spark yet though. This looks like a "probing" video to test people's reactions to the change.

    • @lost9050
      @lost9050 3 года назад +2

      @@HandleDisliker Hi James, how are you?
      I don't know, I could be wrong, but I didn't feel that he was testing the model to use on the channel, seems like he used the format to, at the same time, joke about this type of video (no disrespect) and using the creative process to laugh at what we as an introvert do to avoid contact with other people (and the ending shows how unhealthy this can be)
      And on the contrary, I don't think it's easy, so that's why that I stated how creative the video was, a compliment from the heart, because I thought it was brilliant, that kind of soft irony, finesse, and elegance, you know? Top-notch humor, Monty Python would be proud
      Cause if he would truly intend to put this format in this channel, he wouldn't use so many funny faces as mocking with it. But it could be a type of video, not the whole channel, just like 16 Personalities doing xxxxxxx.

    • @lost9050
      @lost9050 3 года назад

      @@HandleDisliker And I agree with you, a lot of channel get lost over time to offer something more commercial.
      But I haven't seen it yet (and I hope never) here. Frank has changed a lot over time, both in terms of work (acting, lighting, script etc) and personal apparently, and that makes me happy and proud.
      Do I miss the old videos just with long conversations about philosophy, life, religion, etc? Yes, they were my favourites, they made me feel like I was sitting in a chair talking to him in the cafeteria. But I also support him to evolve and discover new facets within himself. So let it be, let it be, let it be

    • @Izabela-ek5nh
      @Izabela-ek5nh 3 года назад +1

      You laughed on "buy an island" but the "no shower part" before was perfectly fine...? :)

    • @lost9050
      @lost9050 3 года назад

      @@Izabela-ek5nh at this point I was shaking on my chair as a pinscher being tickled kkkkkkkkkkkkk
      And the next one get me on my floor

  • @ArtistIntuiting
    @ArtistIntuiting 3 года назад +35

    ''It's always nice to stop and smell the roses while you're knee deep in a cactus field'' 😂 I like the way you did the ostrich one too 😄 clever lol

    • @Izabela-ek5nh
      @Izabela-ek5nh 3 года назад +1

      I loved those too :)

    • @ArtistIntuiting
      @ArtistIntuiting 3 года назад +1

      @@Izabela-ek5nh He comes up with some good ideas lol 😊

    • @Izabela-ek5nh
      @Izabela-ek5nh 3 года назад

      @@ArtistIntuiting good. I know all about the mbti now and some life hacks can be more useful 😂

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +1

      What about that Japanese island with all the cats?

  • @silver-jc4ix
    @silver-jc4ix 3 года назад +12

    The absolute combo for me is headphones and a book, sometimes someone will ask you "how can you read and listen to music at the same time?" but you can just answer them with a nonchalant "I don't know, it works for me" and keep reading the same paragraph eight times more

  • @Nina21_
    @Nina21_ 3 года назад +22

    The fact that you did the voice over in the ''Bright Side'' style (and those channels who give life hacks) made it even funnier 😂 i'm loving the creativity & we want a video about what to do in Dallas airport please 😂

    • @Carol_65
      @Carol_65 3 года назад

      He has an old video taken 'at' the Helsinki airport.🙂😉

  • @aliisy9194
    @aliisy9194 3 года назад +40

    Frank : quiet confines in bedroom as number 2
    Me in a shared bedroom with 3 other siblings: 👁👄👁

    • @emmjh
      @emmjh 3 года назад +6

      My condolences 🤜🤛

    • @matthewgibbs6961
      @matthewgibbs6961 3 года назад +3

      I'm in the same boat as you, i also share a bedroom with my three siblings.

    • @ridirih9807
      @ridirih9807 2 года назад

      Wow, even though I was the youngest kid, I was soooo messy that I always got my own room. No one wanted to share with me! Only an option if a separate room is available though, sorry 😢

    • @ridirih9807
      @ridirih9807 2 года назад

      Here’s what we did for our 3 daughters when they had to share a rather large room. Everyone got a loft bed and underneath there was a desk, chair, bookcase, and I made curtains that you could pull across on a tension rod. If the curtains were pulled, you couldn’t bother them. Luckily, all 3 were introverted, so worked pretty well. When we moved, gave everyone her own room annually and the other 2 had to share. It can be hard when your house is small.

    • @aliisy9194
      @aliisy9194 2 года назад +1

      @@ridirih9807 indeed. I have a guest bedroom. There's a bed there, so I use it and making it my new sleeping place. Since it's COVID season, and no one is coming home and sleep for the night, this is my place now lol...

  • @gongoozleriam9783
    @gongoozleriam9783 3 года назад +30

    This is hilarious, I especially loved him taking the long way in the forest and desert to get to the mailbox or other places avoiding people lol

  • @333invitado
    @333invitado 3 года назад +48

    This was hilarious. The voice over and the expressions 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👌🏻 Omg!!! So. On. Point!!! 😂😂😂 I really needed this today. Thanks FJ! You truly get us introverts

  • @SophieBird07
    @SophieBird07 3 года назад +7

    Might I add, surround yourself with cats. Brave being the crazy cat lady in the neighborhood.
    Faking hearing loss, forcing people to repeat themselves works well too.

  • @siamesedreamsx
    @siamesedreamsx 3 года назад +47

    "PEOPLE:
    they're not _ideal_ ,
    but like it or not,
    _they're here to stay_ "
    Swiper the fox 🦊:
    _"Awwwwww maaaaaaaaan!"_

  • @jonesasher9240
    @jonesasher9240 3 года назад +7

    "AVOID running into people that you went to middle school with"
    -Frank James

  • @julianagrantzmusic
    @julianagrantzmusic 3 года назад +59

    After binge-watching bad American Idol/X-Factor audition videos…I think you should do 16 Personalities On American Idol! As an ENFP I am very concerned/excited about what that would look like. Anyways, I love your channel so much (and you’re really cute and absolutely hilarious).

  • @znep2751
    @znep2751 3 года назад +6

    It never ceases to amaze me how many people just DON'T GET THE MESSAGE that headphones are supposed to send.

  • @nityapallavi3126
    @nityapallavi3126 3 года назад +14

    I think "living with the wolves" will use all of my energy. I mean we have to hunt in PACK , recite forest rules TOGETHER, always have to run after mowgli to see what he's up to. It's pretty much demanding. I pass

  • @maggieizaya465
    @maggieizaya465 2 года назад +4

    #2-hiding in your room. This works untill the people just BARGE INTO YOUR ROOM UNANNOUNCED and think that is a perfectly normal thing for people to do

  • @janettebiggs4550
    @janettebiggs4550 3 года назад +41

    I love the end. We are created for relationship with each other. Loving those around you, even if they are different is difficult but important. Even though it is draining to interact with people it is beneficial. We can’t stay hidden away forever. Frank, you should consider doing a small video on the different types of love there are and how different personality types interact. I am talking about the four types of love, the ones the Greeks defined, not the love languages we talk about today.

  • @janag4996
    @janag4996 3 года назад +23

    that explains why I don't entirely manage to keep everyone away from me: because I still do number 10 too often. Thank you for the tip I will try to avoid this even more and concentrate more on tips 1 to 4.

  • @animatorireenie8319
    @animatorireenie8319 3 года назад +13

    Finally an actually useful "Top 10" video.

  • @fortune_roses
    @fortune_roses 3 года назад +94

    INTJ... instead of getting to know people, literally I do tarot readings for people based on MBTI :) *getting to know people* but from an introverted distance and based on their "classification" :D

    • @piccolopagalingling6284
      @piccolopagalingling6284 3 года назад +19

      as an intp, analyzing people's mbti from a distance is pretty much the only way i get to know them too😅 and yesh it's the superior way to do so

    • @fortune_roses
      @fortune_roses 3 года назад +4

      @@piccolopagalingling6284 yes! Haha agreed :)

    • @sybrandwoudstra9236
      @sybrandwoudstra9236 3 года назад +12

      1. Has these traits.
      2. must be this type.
      3. Shit, lost the manual, well fuck.

    • @abbiehudson4481
      @abbiehudson4481 3 года назад +3

      That rocks. Will you do mine?!

  • @Mac90820
    @Mac90820 3 года назад +3

    This guy really made his niche in introvert skits. Not sure if I’m concerned, annoyed, or impressed he pulled it off

  • @ry8880
    @ry8880 3 года назад +12

    Number 2 & 4 are the best options for me.
    My room is always the safest and the most comfortable place to spend time all day 🤣 Drink lots of water is the best to do to make an excuse to get another safest place when I'm not home or in public 🤣

  • @madmarlowe1422
    @madmarlowe1422 3 года назад +2

    Does anyone else feel a sense of terror when there is a knock at the door?

  • @wgv929
    @wgv929 3 года назад +1

    How are you not on a sitcom, in the movies or otherwise famous? With your good looks, nice voice and excellent delivery, you can go wherever you want.

  • @jennifermartinez8550
    @jennifermartinez8550 3 года назад +3

    Sometimes I think I'm invisible, or at least, unapproachable. We had a meeting today and someone was coming down the aisle on the left greeting people. He greeted the two rows in front of me, skipped my row (and I was seating all the way on the left, so he definitely ignored me) and then proceeded to greet the row in back of me. I was like "there goes my invisibility cloak again". Most of the time I don't mind it and am glad for it, but sometimes it saddens me a little.

  • @ryuzakihideki6851
    @ryuzakihideki6851 3 года назад +5

    My teacher used to tell me this phrase:
    "There's no amount of telling people what to do when they have to discover it for themselves."
    I guess, the long and inconvenient route is a gold mine :) 🏆

  • @INFPinnerg
    @INFPinnerg 3 года назад +6

    Headphones are such a part of me. When I pick a profile pic sometimes I chuckle at the thought/myself that I have no “good” pics where I’m not wearing them 🤷🏽‍♀️😅💜🎧

  • @crisscross180
    @crisscross180 3 года назад +2

    Omg I kept trying to drink my coffee while watching this, but I had to stop too many times because I was legit laughing out loud at all of these 🤣

  • @BustedGiant
    @BustedGiant 3 года назад +3

    The thing that really makes me laugh is all the cheesy stills Frank took of himself in front of a green screen! 😂

  • @rachaelbarnes7093
    @rachaelbarnes7093 3 года назад +2

    "hide in your room" literally me rn lol

  • @withstarsvini
    @withstarsvini 3 года назад +7

    After binge watching this for 10 more times, I will head to my kdrama

  • @linndale6767
    @linndale6767 3 года назад +6

    Sticking my head in the sand like an ostrich! Brilliant! Why why hadn't I thought of that?

  • @LeoSunScorpioMoon
    @LeoSunScorpioMoon 3 года назад +2

    I absolutely love spending the 3 minutes (or less) interacting with people that comes through our store’s drive thru! Absolutely enjoy our conversations.

  • @KingcoleIIV
    @KingcoleIIV 3 года назад +1

    The keeping the bladder topped off until it's ready to explode had me cracked up. I used to do this without even realizing it.

  • @edhenn9934
    @edhenn9934 3 года назад +16

    Lmao. I do all of these except the Head in the sand myth, and Wolfpack. But here’s one I utilize often. Do your homework on the crowd, and talk adamantly about those topics, that they’re against. But, with genuine emotion, to where it comes off, that you’re not trying to be mean. Or obnoxious, so they’ll make the excuse, and leave your area for the time being. It can work so well, that people will sometimes just straight up, make sure they’re no where near your conversations. The trick is, is to not get angry if someone starts trying to throw down. To talk them down, and or have the crowd remove them, without their knowing that you just used them to do so. I call it, Playing The Jester.

    • @ls_waifu2789
      @ls_waifu2789 3 года назад +3

      Love it! Thanks bro! Imma use it lol

  • @halfbloodprince2610
    @halfbloodprince2610 3 года назад +2

    Gazing at the stars, thinking about our existence... Seems like a deja vu to me

  • @sunniharrison9639
    @sunniharrison9639 3 года назад +1

    Wow i just thought about number ten today. I struggle between, "talking to people takes some work, but what if i actually like the other person and they become my new best friend? Or what if i dont and i end up regretting making an effort talking to them?" The struggle is real

  • @katmgorska
    @katmgorska 3 года назад +6

    I got new headphones just today 🙂🎧
    editing here is great!

  • @cherry03512
    @cherry03512 3 года назад

    headphones are basically glued to my ears, i spend pretty much all of the time i'm not in school in my room/at home and once i've wandered around in some town i didn't even know for half an hour because i didn't want to be early to an appointment... it worked.

  • @Michael59197
    @Michael59197 3 года назад +2

    I don't know but being avoided like the plague by people always comes naturally to me. When I was studying for example, a lot of people believed I was a satanist. Maybe because I was always dressed in black, maybe because I was bored and edgy, I don't really know. It's a gift and a curse. The biggest problem is that cute girls are some of the people that keep their distance. Some people in the office believe that I'm into hardcore sadomasochistic stuff. I told them I like roleplaying.
    I would prefer it if people kept their distance without thinking the worst of me.

    • @middlekiff2663
      @middlekiff2663 3 года назад

      I kind of get that. People don’t make an effort to avoid me, really, but they don’t make any to be around me for the most part. The best solution to this that I’ve found is to find two or three people with similar interests to your own. Strike up a conversation, maybe you’ll become friends eventually. From there other people may be more willing to come and talk to you. Just try not to push people away when they come to you, because that just solidifies your reputation and makes it that much harder to socialize. I hope my unsolicited advice is helpful.
      -INTJ

    • @Michael59197
      @Michael59197 3 года назад

      @@middlekiff2663 Ah, a fellow INTJ. Thanks for the advice. I always had a couple of friends with similar interests, mostly movies, comics and games. I just don't understand how those rumors for me begin. At least they keep annoying humans away.

  • @jrsydvl7218
    @jrsydvl7218 3 года назад +2

    You could also pull the ol' switcheroo and practice the opening chords to Wonderwall and watch the room clear out to leave you alone.

  • @TheFelixverse
    @TheFelixverse 3 года назад +2

    The tips start typical and then descend into chaos, 10/10

  • @wendyg.2664
    @wendyg.2664 3 года назад +4

    Frank, I adore you. 😍 This video just made my day! Loved your poses, voiceovers, and of course, these 10 very helpful tips! 💜

  • @withstarsvini
    @withstarsvini 3 года назад +2

    Wow 😳 Frank you are frankly my favourite RUclipsr from the day I visited your channel

  • @timotheegoulet1511
    @timotheegoulet1511 3 года назад +1

    Frank James, I've been watching your Content for a few years now, and you Know What? You're a Complete Nut bro - Kudos!!!

  • @StefaniRd
    @StefaniRd 3 года назад +1

    “People - they’re not ideal but like it or not, they’re here to stay.” lol exactly
    #10 is a hard pill to swallow. sad but true. I wish I could be happy being 100% alone but I unfortunately always miss my favorite humans eventually. they make me happier in therapeutic doses.

  • @Dolores.Umbridge
    @Dolores.Umbridge 3 года назад +5

    "we don't recommend abstaining from showers for more than a couple years" 👌👌👍

  • @sanyayaaar
    @sanyayaaar 3 года назад +4

    Is there really a video on top 10 things to do on the Airport while on your way to the mailbox?😍😍😂

  • @Chierushi
    @Chierushi 3 года назад

    Dude, Frank James, I saw you in an ad that played on a Wenzes (INFJ life coach) video and I was so delighted! Congrats!

  • @uncarbonated
    @uncarbonated 3 года назад +2

    Honestly, he could be a voice actor for an infomercial.

  • @Tumpz
    @Tumpz 3 года назад

    Reminds me of the last year of school, everyone knew what they were going to do, overwhelming amount of extroverts, I ended up always answering their annoying "so, what are you going to be?" questions with simply saying "Hitman", quite effective and made some of them avoid me for some time.

  • @dani83red
    @dani83red 3 года назад +2

    "People, they're not ideal" 😆

  • @Wesda
    @Wesda 3 года назад +1

    another tip - if you ever feel obliged to catch up with a friend, invite them to hang out at the very last moment so they will more likely have other plans and say no

  • @Den_Ekte_Troldskogen
    @Den_Ekte_Troldskogen 3 года назад

    Thanks. Putting my head in the ground really worked! And as an added bonus, people say im special now too!

  • @candice6272
    @candice6272 2 года назад

    Frank be delivering introvert social escape route alternatives like a vacation must-visit list CF 😂

  • @no_name2136
    @no_name2136 2 года назад +1

    Plz do some sort of vid with a list of things to say to people who just won’t leave others alone, or things to say to people who are so controlling.
    Would help a lot 😂

  • @LLL.143
    @LLL.143 3 года назад +1

    "This list saved my life! I have this problem of suddenly being into people and I don't know what to do! Fortunately, this exists. Thanks, Frank!" 😂😂😂
    Also, the list getting worse/crazier (except for the last one for me), the writing and deliverance-- so fun, i love it! xD

  • @lemonweirdo
    @lemonweirdo 3 года назад +17

    The ultimate method is combining all of these. I've tried it out and can confirm that it works, I haven't talked to a real person in over 4 years.
    edit: /hyperbole

    • @louisejoel
      @louisejoel 3 года назад

      Which country are you in that you can not talk to someone for 4 years or are you exaggerating?

    • @lemonweirdo
      @lemonweirdo 3 года назад +1

      @@louisejoel sorry, i should’ve added a hyperbole tone indicator! i’m exaggerating :)

    • @louisejoel
      @louisejoel 3 года назад

      @@lemonweirdo Oh ok, I thought you might be a kindred spirit 🧘🏽‍♀️

  • @overhaul360
    @overhaul360 3 года назад +1

    half the time I'm just staring at my phone, doing nothing, because I don't want anyone to greet me or try to start a conversation with me, even worse make accidental eye contact with me.

  • @immadario9613
    @immadario9613 3 года назад +3

    In this exact moment an old friend friend of mine invited me to hang out with and her friends, and I'm doing everything to not go, I used the excuse "I have to take my dog out for a walk"

  • @quirogatnonerrat3214
    @quirogatnonerrat3214 3 года назад +1

    Hahaha, your sales person voice is amazing! 😍

  • @mariafaz9117
    @mariafaz9117 3 года назад +2

    thank you, i will be using this everyday. frank is the one and only person who make me smile:)

  • @mmgibson1
    @mmgibson1 3 года назад +1

    One of the good things to come out of the COVID-19 pandemic is the requirement to stay at least 6 ft. away from others. As someone who has been avoiding people as much as possible for years, it is now considered to be a polite thing rather than an insult. A lot of people used to assume I was pissed at them, etc., and it was all about them - not that I wanted to be the first one to move out of the way because they obviously were not paying attention.

  • @palalba882
    @palalba882 3 года назад

    Hahahhahahahah! Oh my!!! That's me!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you Frank!!!! 😂😂😂 it was a really funny video

  • @mihaelaclaudiap..2
    @mihaelaclaudiap..2 3 года назад +5

    Yes, I am always looking for ways in which I can avoid people with class! Don't get me wrong, I love people, but as an introvert, in certain moments I rather not be disturbed! :) 🤦‍♀️

  • @bluewren65
    @bluewren65 3 года назад +1

    I once had a work colleague who kept bugging me to go to her party. I just told her: I don't socialise.

  • @BeckyPhelps
    @BeckyPhelps 3 года назад +8

    Recommending a snorkel for #7, you can stay in there longer. 😁
    #1 You would think so wouldn't you?! And yet....😡 I blame the education system.😔
    #2 The intrusion was my fault, I didn't close my bedroom door. 🤦‍♀️
    #9 🎶 Singing "When you're a jet..." will make me run.

    • @argyrous_p
      @argyrous_p 3 года назад +4

      Just don't sing"Tomorrow, tomorrow
      I love ya tomorrow
      You're always a day away" especially if your hair are naturally orange and curly.Draws too much attention and some may even approach you for an autograph. (the horror 😱)

  • @inaivanova3345
    @inaivanova3345 3 года назад +1

    Frank, your channel is awesome! You really understand introvert nature.. Thank you so much for always making feel good. I just can't stop laughing.. 🤣😂 Sending love from Bulgaria! ❤️🙏🙃🇧🇬

  • @kuramacabre
    @kuramacabre 3 года назад +1

    Moving to a witch's cottage in the middle of the woods seems like a legit option.

  • @edoardodepiccoli3004
    @edoardodepiccoli3004 3 года назад +1

    this video is just pure art

  • @micandrea
    @micandrea 3 года назад +1

    "Live with the wolves" I would definitely do that, thanks for your advice

  • @user-lt4zh9cu1z
    @user-lt4zh9cu1z 3 года назад +1

    Nowadays my number one excuse for not meeting people is online classes
    Everytime everywhere 24/7: SPECIAL ONLINE CLASSES

  • @magnoliaflower3310
    @magnoliaflower3310 2 года назад

    This is gold. I guess the more realistic version of buying a private island is to rent/buy a few acre of land and live in a tiny home off grid.

  • @Bimskuuy
    @Bimskuuy 3 года назад +1

    "Sorry i forget to feed my dog"
    - my ninja way to escape people

  • @soyouwantagodlywoman3418
    @soyouwantagodlywoman3418 2 года назад +1

    🤣 I'm already on an email list for #6. Ambiverts can relate, find this humorous, and yet spot their introverted friends. ✌

  • @misstery1197
    @misstery1197 3 года назад +1

    "#6 Buy a private island" I always say to my family and few friends that one day I'll buy my own private island. You definitely read my mind hahaha ^^

  • @elsewhereprince3969
    @elsewhereprince3969 3 года назад +2

    There is definitely a part of me that wants to start homesteading off the grid.

  • @bronx5847
    @bronx5847 3 года назад +1

    Wow, Frank! A voiceover worthy of Mojo Travel! Bravo!

  • @cdnmetelhead4013
    @cdnmetelhead4013 3 года назад +1

    My go to’s are;
    1: Always play death or screamo metal.
    2: Have bean burritos for lunch.